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I'm so tired.

What a fucking night, though. Oh, my God. This is awesome. Don't tell any of

girls in the house.

No, they cannot.

They're going to know we're doing the walk of shame. Hopefully nobody's awake

now, so they don't notice that we're just totally doing the walk of fucking

shame. It's fine.

Oh, what's up? Oh, my God. What's going on? Wait. What are you guys

doing?

Oh,

no. We're going home. We're going home. Thanks.

um wait wait wait i ain't in my purse i don't have my key oh do you have pepper

spray do you have anything anything any help all right we need to get back in

the house we need to go inside we need to go inside let's go let's go let's go

You guys dropped your purse. Hey, where are you girls going? Where are you

going? You dropped your purse. You dropped your purse.

You're knocking the door. We don't want to steal your money.

Ladies.

Why'd they take our money, bro? I don't know. It's a nice purse. I want to give

it back. I don't want to steal their money. Do you see anybody?

Hey, I think they got a front door. Let's check the front door. Yeah, go the

other side. Come on, let's go.

It's got to be a down man. Yeah, man, that was crazy.

Yeah, man, shoot.

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

I don't know why it's happening

all this time. Every time we're together.

You don't want your purse?

Yeah, we... Hey.

Yeah, we saw you guys, you know, taking off. You dropped your stuff. We were

trying to say hi, but...

I want to be a good person to return it.

Thank you.

You're welcome. Bye.

Ow.

Ow. Maybe we should repay them for bringing our stuff back?

Well, we don't want your money Yeah, I have my own money in my pocket, so I

don't know if you guys Oh, no, we were thinking like money. We were thinking

more like we've never had like Oh, really?

Is the rumor true? Is the rumor true? Yeah, yeah. You just gotta find out.

You got four truths right here.

I think we should just find out. You guys aren't gonna hurt us, right? No,

at all. We can do this stuff, man.

Alright.

Well, I guess we have to repeat him.

Come on, guys.

Okay. Are we following y 'all? Yeah, let's know where we're going. Okay.

We're sitting in a room instead of here.

Oh, sitting in a room.

No, we're not on the ground.

Extra room because we've got plenty of other rooms now.

Extra room?

Yeah, just an extra room. We don't really use it because we only have

other living rooms.

So maybe we should break in this new living room?

Oh my God. Oh my God. It's true.

Oh my God.

i'm so glad you dropped your purse oh my god

This is the first time we got treated like this.

Oh, I think it's true what they say about the white girl.

They just some mean dick.

Mean dick.

Don't they say that? Yeah.

They do?

I've never heard that.

Why would you say that?

Thank you.

You look nicer than you look.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

This is one of the best awards you've ever had, guys.

You guys have four hours. Of course you have.

They're smart.

They know what they're doing. You guys are trying to be good Samaritans.

Never. Never.

You wanna try this?

oh my god

Oh shit.

Who's like this?

oh my gosh

Bye. Bye.

Oh yeah!

Hang on, I've got these muscles.

Shit.

You're bald, is that why you don't wear that rag?

Yeah.

I'm going to do it again. You have to go first. Okay.

Tag him.

Tag him?

You know, I think this is much more for judging us.

I mean, we always need it.

Don't break me in.

I don't want my boyfriend to find out.

Thank you.

Go ahead.

Yeah, Willie.

Don't stop, Willie.

Give it that whizzy, buddy. Yeah, man.

Come on, Willie.

Come on, bro.

Get Willie style.

Let's do it, baby. Don't come at me.

I already got three kids. How am I going to do it?

You're honking.

Can I have a turn? Yeah, perfect.

Be ready.

Oh my god. I know.

Damn.

Oh yeah.

Oh no. Oh my god.

It's like a hot dog in a hallway now.

Yeah, man.

I want to blend in a little bit better with you, though. I could

be.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I'm on both sides of the fence, baby.

Some of these rumors are true.

Yeah,

man. Yeah.

This one's just as big as his dick!

It's fucking huge!

Oh my god.

This one is never going to be the same ever.

Oh, that's right. Fuck her back. Don't let her throw that ass on you. Fuck her

back. That's right. In her chest.

Chuck that shit up in her chest. That's the bottom of that pussy.

Yeah. Yeah.

You a rogue, man. Yeah.

Do it for Ray -Ray now.

Ray -Ray?

How many baby mamas do you have?

Too many to count. I'm going to quote two of them right now.

I can't.

My parents would just own me.

Oh my god. No big spades, bro. No big spades. You need a turn. Oh yeah, yeah.

You gotta let me have a turn.

You're next.

You're next.

It's like she's asking for it.

That's right, man.

Let her know what's up. Let her know what's up. Let her know how we do what

need.

You're gonna get your glasses fucked up.

That's what they say! Once it goes back into my pants, I'll be like... Wait,

no, I'm not gonna go in there.

We can't ever go back. No.

Oh, yeah.

Tagging boys? Yeah.

Tag me in there.

Oh my gosh. I don't know

what it is, but I love getting marched on my first day of radio.

He's making your ass pop!

on that to you, and I haven't seen it before.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Her parents are going to be home soon.

tastes like cocoa butter oh my

god

well it's so big i've never had anything tucked back in my throat like that

Oh

Give it to her.

Oh my God, he's in there crying!

Oh, fuck yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

I'll keep going.

I think we should definitely all pick plan B because we don't want to be so

fucking mad.

This is so bad.

Holy God, he's in the driveway. Hurry!

Shit! Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit! Shit!

They shouldn't treat us like that, man. What?

That's fucked up. Damn, bro. I knew we should've stayed in fucking jail. Damn,

man. At least I got that bitch's purse.