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Hey, sweetie.

Hey. You about ready to get started? Just about.

Listen, thank you again for helping me out today.

My CPR certification is next week, so I just want to get as much practice in as

I can. Well, of course.

Anything to help out my beautiful stepdaughter. Thank you.

All right, well, you want to get started?

Yeah. Yeah, hop on down.

Honestly, honey, I just want you to know I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

so much going on right now with college, and this is really just such a big

deal. Come on, Mom.

It's just CPR certification.

It's not just CPR.

I mean, this is a big deal.

Well, you know, honestly, I am kind of nervous.

What are you nervous about?

You know this stuff like the back of your hand.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's not the theory that I'm nervous about. It's the instructor.

I've heard she's kind of a hard ass.

You know, one wrong move and she'll just dock you right there. She said one

wrong move and it can cost them their life.

Wow.

She sounds awful.

I know. Well, if she gives you any more hard times, why don't you just tell her

to come right down here and have a conversation with your stepmom and I

her in her place.

Please don't.

Whatever is best for you.

Thank you.

You ready? Yes, ma 'am.

All right.

Maybe I should come over here, actually.

Okay. Okay.

I guess I should start with your pulse.

All right.

Sounds good.

Good. Let's check.

Good. All right.

Okay.

Then I check for breathing.

Okay.

Okay.

I guess it's time for chest compression.

Okay.

All right.

One, two.

I'm so sorry. I just know it's just

that.

It's maybe a little inappropriate.

I mean, of course. Yeah. No, you're totally right. You're my stepmom. I

know what I was thinking.

It's fine.

We can just keep going.

Okay. Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. Okay.

Thank you.

You know, I heard somewhere that it's actually better to do CPR with the shirt

off. Do you hear that?

Yeah, just so you can really feel the heartbeat more.

Interesting. Yeah.

Try that out.

You sound like such an expert already.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Amen.

Yeah.

incredible oh

my god

There was all sorts of new technology.

Stokers.

I'm watching this all the time. Can I just ride your face?

Oh, my God, baby.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I fucking can't.

I don't want to make you come again.

I need you now.

Holy shit.

You're so pretty when you cry.

mm -hmm

All right, well, I mean, the CPR was one thing, but we do still have a lot more

to study.

Oh, right.

Well, honestly, I'm sure we'll be able to retain a lot more information now

we both have a little bit more.

Clear brain.

I'm happy to help you study anytime.

You're going to help.