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Hi, honey.

Hey.

Can I help that kid out in the kitchen?

Did I just hear you correctly?

You asked me if you could help?

What? Okay.

Who are you and what have you done with my stepdaughter?

A stepdaughter can't help her stepmom out at all? Come on. You can't do

everything around the house all the time.

Any second, do I?

Smell perfume?

Is that new?

It smells so good on you.

No, it's the same one I always wear.

Didn't I get you the exact same scent for your 18th birthday recently?

I mean, you might have.

It's just, it smells so much better when you're wearing it.

Hmm.

Well, I think it probably smells the same on all of us, don't you think?

Well, um, whatcha cooking?

I'm making your father's favorite, stew.

That sounds amazing. I know it's going to be just as delicious as yesterday's

lasagna. Huh, that's funny. You had your head buried in a phone yesterday? I'm

surprised you didn't notice.

That's just because I was busy texting Cindy all about how great the food was.

Sure.

You know, I think that we should really implement like a no texting policy or no

phone policy during the dinner.

Petersons do it and they swear by it.

Yeah.

Speaking of the Petersons, you know, your hair is so much better than Mrs.

Petersons. It just looks so good.

How do you style it every day like that?

Okay. What's going on with you today?

What do you mean? A stepdaughter can't give her stepmom a few compliments.

Uh -uh.

You have never been this nice, Missy.

Out with it.

I may have not done so well.

Define what you mean, not done so well.

16 %?

This is worse than last time.

Yeah, but Cindy and Matt failed it too.

It was so hard.

I don't care about Cindy and Matt or your entire grade. I expected better of

you.

This is your opportunity to do better on the SATs.

Your father and I, we gave up our Caribbean vacation just so we could

this.

Yeah.

At least I didn't fail the real SAT.

I don't see how you won't at this point.

Oh, my gosh. I knew that your father was being way too easy on you when he let

you go to that party this past weekend.

I told him you had to study, but he always takes your side.

I'm livid.

I have half a mind to send you and your father back to your birth mother.

She can deal with you all.

Well, you know what the punishment is for having another bad test, right?

Wait.

I thought you were joking.

No, I wasn't joking.

Dead serious then, and I'm dead serious now.

You're not actually going to... thank me.

Well, yes. Isn't that what we agreed upon?

Well, yeah. I just... I mean, I didn't think that you were actually serious

about it, but if... Okay.

I'm going to stick to my word.

Have at it.

Uh -uh.

Not in the kitchen, young lady.

Over there.

Let's go.

No, no.

Bare bottomed.

Are you serious?

I am serious.

All right.

A train leaves the station at 6 a .m.

It arrives at the destination 12 hours later.

What time?

Does a train reach its destination?

Um, 7 a .m.? No, it left at 6 a .m.,

so it's now p .m.

Okay, that's 12 Spanx.

Let's try this one.

Okay.

Find the next number in the sequence.

16, 30, 54, 88.

122?

Come on. No, it's 132.

It's a difference of 10 spanks.

If Jessica, Elizabeth, and Stephanie all shook hands, how many handshakes would

that be?

Would that be, let's say, ten.

Leanna, come on.

It's three.

How can you? Oh,

wait a minute.

Did you get that wrong on purpose?

Me.

A little trickster.

Well, that's still seven spanks.

You know, you could do it a little harder.

Okay, you asked for it.

Try another one.

What is Franklin's present age if after 20 years his age will be 10 times his

age? Ten years back.

Oh, come on. You know I'm not going to get that one right.

Yeah, I kind of agree with you on that one.

That one's terrible.

Maybe you should just thank me now.

Oh, okay. Well, remember that you asked for it.

Let's try this one.

Paul's 15 years older than Jim.

If five years ago, Paul was three times as old as Jim, what is

Paul's age?

27.

You got it right.

Good job. Good for you. See?

Do this.

You know, since I got that one right, do I deserve a treat?

You know what? You do deserve a reward for that.

What do you have in mind?

I think maybe cut out.

Oh.

You want some more spankings.

You are a naughty, naughty girl with a filthy mind.

Okay, honey.

Mommy will give you that reward as long as you promise to study harder the next

time.

Give me that tongue.

All the way out.

Let me have that again.

No, more, more, more.

That's it.

That's good.

Like that.

Take a brush.

Help you study better, right?

Yeah. Very focused.

Very focused.

That's what I like to hear.

That's good.

Beautiful.

There you go.

Harder. Yeah.

That's it.

Like that.

That's it, baby girl.

right here.

That sensation all over your body.

put this much effort into your schoolwork, you would be top of your

Right there, right there. Just push down on your stomach.

Push down on your stomach. There we go.

Right like that. That's it.

academic success.

Would you play with it with those fingers?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Fast.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

There you go. There you go.

That's it.

That's it. There you go, girl.

You want me to suck on it now?

Okay.

Okay.

All right, all right, all right. I need you to go study.

Okay.

I want you to go study and I've got it.

The 30 minutes until dinner, you know, I could just, I could do something else.

I'm not going to have time to study.

Nope. I don't want to hear any back talk.

Scoot. Go get the book.

Okay.