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Oh, you're cheating.

I'm cheating.

Yeah, you are.

No,

I can't have you messing me up right now. No, no, no.

I'm messing you up. Come on, you guys. You don't even know how to play this

shit. Oh, you do.

You do not even know how to play your own life. Oh, come on. I beat the first

one. Look at this. Look at me.

Leaping. What?

Oh. You ain't got nothing.

You don't even know. You ain't got nothing.

Come on. I don't know.

Look, if you wait till the end, my initials will come up on the high score.

I'm already headed over to level 12 right now.

What are you guys on? You're like on nine.

You're cheating.

I'm not cheating.

You cannot help that I'm a badass.

You can't help it. I can't help it. I can't help a lot of things that are

awesome about, you know, my video game skills because I'm black.

Now watch this. Here we go. I came in late. This is not fair.

You don't even.

Yeah, no.

Let's pause this.

Look. I came in late.

No. Yeah, I came in late.

So, I have an idea.

How about we get another game going, right?

Set me up the same time that you guys got set up.

And then we'll see who makes it to level 15 first and wins the game.

And we can put some, you know, some steaks in.

What do you think?

You know what I mean? Like, I mean, if I win, then the three of you girls should

do the dishes and take out the trash.

Do it anyway.

I'll do it all.

That's really lame.

You're playing this fuck because you think I do it anyway, but I'll do it.

know, I'm a kid, fine, whatever.

Yeah. Okay.

Well, you guys know you're going to lose, right? I'll do your part. How

that? I'll do your part. Okay. If we win, you have to go streaking in the

lawn.

Streaking in the front lawn? Yeah, you have to go streaking in the front lawn.

What's that about?

What do you mean, what's that about?

It means that we get you out of the house and beat your ass at the game and

get you out.

Okay. Bare ass on the street.

I'll humor you guys with that. I'm excited.

And, you know, after ten minutes, you guys will be washing the dishes, and

streaking will never happen.

Yeah, we'll see about that. Make an ass on the lawn in about ten minutes. Just

watch.

Okay.

All right, here we go. And start.

Hold on.

What is that? What is that?

Uh... Are you through?

Oh, hold on. Are you gonna... No, I got... No.

I'm not pausing the game for you.

There's no time for that. No, I... Like, you're gonna literally, you're gonna

play the game or not?

No, let me... Hold on, I gotta make a phone call real quick. What are you

do?

Oh, you know what? I gotta make a phone call. Okay, okay. Okay, you know what I

just realized?

What? What?

I don't, I don't think... Let's just, okay.

So...

I remembered that it'll turn it on to computer mode if you go to options.

I'm going to turn this controller on to computer mode right now. Watch.

Press this and start playing.

Let's go down to options.

Oh, shit. Here we go. He's on computer mode now.

So when he plays, it'll be like he's not really playing because the computer's

playing. That's stupid.

This is what happens when he messes things up.

Awesome. And we're going to kick his ass.

All right.

You guys ready to get your asses handed to you?

We'll see.

Okay. Hold on. Okay.

You ready?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

All right. What the fuck is up with my guy? What the hell happened? I thought

you were going to panic my ass to me. Whoa.

You're not handing my ass to me right now. Something's wrong with this fucking

controller.

Is this old? You guys gave me the old controller and shit?

No. It was fine. I just shot you. You're dead.

Well, what the fuck is wrong?

Take off your shirt.

It's almost like you're handing my ass to me.

For what?

To do live.

So I gotta take off something every time?

Yeah.

Ten minutes from now, you guys are gonna be doing the dishes.

Cleaning up for me.

I think you meant to say that you're going to be naked in front of a lot of

people.

Our neighbors, Mr. Woo and Miss Woo, are going to be, like, all about that shit,

like, white on the right.

All right. What the fucking hell?

Kicking your ass again. Dude, you don't even know.

No, you guys did something. I didn't do anything.

You just are not good at it.

Why are you?

No.

All right, it's the last time

Why are you so bad at this game?

I feel like a slave here. You're getting your ass handed to you by Gordon. Fuck

that shit going on.

You don't know how to play.

I beat the first one like fucking two hours.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I got the rocket launcher.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Alright, pause.

Come on.

Are you guys serious? I think you guys cheated. I think that you just don't

how to play video games.

Do I really have to take these off? Yes.

Oh my god, I can't believe it.

Little friend, I mean very good friend.

Oh my god. Go out.

Why are you hiding it?

Ben,

this is fucking weird.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's like a pet iguana.

No, this is definitely not small.

I think you have... I was just kind of nervous.

I know, I see you shaking. You need to calm down.

You're going to be okay.

You're going to be okay.

No, guys, look.

I don't think this is a good idea. I know you're feeling really uncomfortable

about this, so I'm probably going to cut you some slack and just keep you in

here.

We'll keep it locked in the cage.

Can I just put my clothes back on? No, you cannot. The game is over, okay?

Why would you want to hide this?

Well, I mean, I know you guys.

What are you staring at? I'm staring at it. It's staring at me. I'm not staring

at it.

Can I see what it looks like hard?

What do you mean?

Can I get it hard for you?

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious. I want to see it. I don't know about that, guys. Let me see

it. Please, please, please. I'm like, I'm serious. No weirdness. Zero

Quick, quick, quick. They don't even care. Seriously. What are you going to

I'm going to suck on it. I'm going to get it hard. I want to see it. Really? I

want to see it hard.

Like, fucking.

Okay, just a little bit. Just a little bit. I promise.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I promise. It's okay.

Okay.

You cool?

Yeah.

I'm shaking.

I'm nervous.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this is happening right now.

Hold on, guys. I'll call you back.

I'm not, I'm not done right now.

Oh my god.

It's huge.

It's the biggest thing I've ever seen.

Look at the length on this fucking cock.

You want me to keep looking on it?

Um, yeah. I don't have to stop if you don't want me to.

I don't want you to stop.

You don't want me to stop?

You want to, right? Yes, you do.

Oh, holy shit.

Oh,

yes.

So big.

I know. It's ridiculous.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Do I keep sucking on it?

Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious!

to me right now.

It's so good.

You want to try it? Yes.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

No,

you don't want to let him fuck you. You need to try that.

Oh, my God.

Really?

So bad. Oh, my God.

I'm kind of glad I lost. Yeah?

Yeah, me too.

You know what you should do?

You should get me out of here.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, no way.

so good.

That's hot.

That's so hot. Oh, man. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

shit.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

I'm bouncing on it.

That feels so good.

feels so good.

It's so good.

Everything about it.

Oh, my

God. I'm going to fucking cum.

Yeah? You're fucking howling on?

Oh, yeah. Let's get stronger.

Oh, my God.

What a shot.

Holy shit.

Do I still have to streak

Yes, you do.

Really? I told you, a deal is a deal.

What do you mean?

You know what, actually, I don't know. I think you'll make an exception.

I think you will.