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Samira: I can't believe
we have a white picket fence.
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And they're so charming and yet
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so micro-aggressive
at the same time.
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-Uh-hmm. And still somehow
my parents' fence ended up
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looking like British teeth,
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slightly discolored
and bizarrely misaligned.
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-We went from city loft
to lawn so fast.
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-We did everything so fast.
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-Uh-hmm.
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-But that's what you do
when you find the unicorn, babe.
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You lock it the fuck down.
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I think this place
is gonna grow on you, though.
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Hinkley Hills
is a safe place to grow up.
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Robert: I want that for Miles.
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-I want everything for him.
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-I know living
in my parents' house
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wasn't exactly part of the plan
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but it could be worse.
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They could be here too.
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-You do know how to mow a lawn,
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'cause I'm not handling
none of that.
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-I got you.
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♪ Boy, you look goo ♪
♪ When you have that grass ♪
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♪ And you look fine ♪
♪ Won't you rag that, rag that ♪
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♪ Call you big daddy ♪
♪ When you have that grass up ♪
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♪ What, what you ♪
♪ Playing with? ♪
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-Oh, God.
I don't wanna get back to work.
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You and Miles aren't gonna have
too much fun without me, okay?
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-My maternity leave
is gonna be spent watching
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the window like Bravo
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and learning
the choreography to...
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-What the?
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-I don't like that one bit.
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Samira: Stroll's over.
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Are you sure
that house is empty?
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Robert: Yeah, very.
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♪ When I wake up ♪
♪ In the mornin', love ♪
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♪ And the sunlight ♪
♪ Hurts my eyes ♪
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♪ And something ♪
♪ Without warning, love ♪
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♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪
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♪ Then I look at you ♪
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♪ And the world's ♪
♪ All right with me ♪
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♪ Just one look at you ♪
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Robert: No, no, no. No.
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♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪
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-Shit, shit, shit.
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♪ A lovely day ♪
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Wait. Wait.
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Stop! Stop!
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Don't leave me
with these diapers!
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-Hey there, bad hair.
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-I forgot.
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-Nice to see you.
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Back on Ashfield Place?
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Bud, you don't--
you don't remember me?
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-Sorry. Never been good
at remembering faces.
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-Ah, it's all right.
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You know,
I've always liked this street.
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You hear the thing
about cul-de-sacs?
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-Uh...
-There's only one way out!
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Have a great day, Robert.
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-Okay. Bye now.
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-Okay.
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Samira:
The things I'll do for you.
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Samira: Like moving here.
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Robert: Do you want me to stay?
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I can call Nina,
tell her I need another week.
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What are we watching?
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-How long
has that house been empty?
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-Twenty years, give or take.
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-You don't think that's weird?
Robert: Not really.
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I'm sure they got a good reason
for hanging onto it.
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-So there's a they.
Who's the they?
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-You know, whoever owns it.
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-Okay, Shrug Knight.
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So you never thought about it?
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-What--no, not really.
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-Whatever.
I know you gotta get to work.
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-Naveen and I are catching
the same train.
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Trainpooling he's calling it.
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But say the word, and I'll stay.
-No, no, no.
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Gotta rip the Band-Aid
off someway, somehow.
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It'll be me,
myself, and I, and Miles
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together alone
for the first time.
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No friends or family nearby
but that's why it's good.
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Yeah, 'cause
I'm not worried at all.
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Robert: You're giving me
some very mixed signals here.
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-Nah, get on the train.
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-I love you so much.
-Uh-hmm. I love you too.
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Robert:
And I love you too, little man.
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And you can call me
anytime, okay?
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I'm the guy saved
in your phone as White Bulb
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with the black thumbs up emoji.
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And it'll never change.
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Robert: Try to get out
the house today.
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♪ Girl you working ♪
♪ With some ass, yeah ♪
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♪ You're bad, yeah ♪
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♪ Make a nigga ♪
♪ Spend his cash ♪
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♪ Yeah, his last, yeah ♪
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♪ Hoes frown ♪
♪ When you pass, yeah ♪
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-Stop! Can I help you?
-Oh.
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I'm sorry?
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-Oh, should he be
listening to this?
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Uh, well, he can't understand
the words.
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-Babies absorb these things.
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Samira: Right.
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-Oh. Oh.
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You must be Rob Fisher's wife.
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Oh.
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I heard you were,
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uh, back here to live.
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Samira: Yeah.
-Well, this is fabulous.
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I was wondering
when I would get to meet you.
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-Uh-hmm. I don't get out much.
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-I'm Lynn Gardner.
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-Uh, I'm Samira
and that's Miles.
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-Aw.
He looks just like his mama.
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Samira. Such a pretty name.
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Is it African?
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Samira: Yes.
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Fascinating.
I just live catty-corner.
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If you ever need anything.
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And you must come to wine night.
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It's just a bunch
of friendly neighbors
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gabbing and guzzling on my porch
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and they are dying to meet you.
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-Oh,
I'm breastfeeding unfortunately.
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-Oh, pump and dump, my darling.
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Welcome to Ashfield Place.
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-Uh-hmm.
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Hey.
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-Hey.
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Langston: I got
a very important question
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for my big sis.
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Mariah, Whitney,
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Janet, or Beyoncé. One gotta go.
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-I'm not about
to fight with you today.
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-Well, that's not a fight.
Samira: I miss you.
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How's my apartment?
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-Well, if you're referring
to the artist
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currently known as
my new apartment, it's the bomb.
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Little girl,
your taste is impeccable, okay?
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And these views, exquisite.
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How's my nephew?
-Cute as hell.
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Langston: Aw. Yes, he is.
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Because we're twins.
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-And see, that's why
you're going off on FaceTime.
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-And how was,
uh, Hinkey Mountain?
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Samira:
Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.
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-It's the 'burbs, babes.
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-Am I a bad mom for bringing
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my melanated son out here?
Langston: I don't know.
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Are you a bad mother
for accepting
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a very nice house
at a very nice neighborhood
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where there's practically
no crime, really nice schools?
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I mean, make it make sense.
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-I just feel so isolated.
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I mean, every day
is the same thing.
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I don't know what I'm doing,
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and I don't have anybody
to teach me how.
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-Well, you know
she looking after you.
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Samira: That's what Daddy say
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but you can't teach somebody
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how to swaddle
a baby from heaven.
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-Amen to that.
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-How am I gonna get
the maternity leave?
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I mean, I thrive
in collaborative environments.
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I need structure
and tangible goals.
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-Bitch, I don't speak resume.
I speak housewife.
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This is what you do, pick up
a little day drinking habit,
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maybe a little pinot habit
or something, something cute.
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-Yeah, hard to do
when you got a tit gremlin.
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-Yeah,
you could've kept that one.
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Well, baby,
you just need some friends.
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Samira: I have friends.
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-I mean, in a 10-mile radius.
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None of your neighbors
ain't no potential there?
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Samira: Uh, no.
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It's a who's who
of who's not it.
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These people are crazy.
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Langston: Well,
I'm just spitballing, boo.
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-I know. I know.
And I appreciate you.
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-And I love you.
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And I'mma come
and visit you soon, okay?
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And I know
you would've chopped Mariah.
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I don't know her.
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-Love you. Bye.
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Robert: Naveen.
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Look at us.
Train buddies.
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Commute comrades.
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-Megan filed for divorce.
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-What?
-She was waiting for me
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when I got home yesterday.
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Suitcases
at the bottom of the stairs,
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like out of a bad movie.
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-Shit.
Naveen: Said she's been unhappy
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for a long time
and wants to start over
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while she still
has her youth.
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So she can't stand
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another day of my moodiness.
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I'm not even--
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I'm not even that moody, Rob.
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She's fucking her dentist.
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Naveen: Dr. James.
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The only one
who takes my insurance.
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So that's fucking great.
I should've known.
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She was getting way
too much dental work done
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for someone
who has perfect teeth.
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-She does have great teeth.
Naveen: Right?
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Two cleanings in a week.
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She said she needed
to get a filling.
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Oh, fuck.
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Remember what you said
at my bachelor party?
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-No. I was drunk and on three
different classes of drugs.
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We were in Miami.
My jaw was in Texas.
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-You grabbed
my face and you said,
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"Never trust a Megan."
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Nostradamus, motherfucker.
I should've listened.
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-I'm sorry, mate.
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-Anyway, let's talk about you.
Enough about me.
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How's little man?
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-Oh, God.
He's the best. Perfect.
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I mean, he doesn't sleep
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and he shits like a trucker
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but wouldn't change it
for the world.
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-Nice. And Samira?
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She keeps asking questions
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about the house
across the street.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-What'd you tell her?
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-What is there to tell?
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-You know what,
you are absolutely right.
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-I attempted
to leave the house today.
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-During daylight hours?
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-Yes. And I met Lynn.
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She's exactly
as your mother described.
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-Nosy, and extremely abstract
sense of personal space?
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-Yeah, that's it.
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And, um, she invited me
for drinks with the neighbors.
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-She did?
-Uh-hmm.
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-You should go. Little man
and I can get some QT.
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-I think I might.
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I wanna see
who all gonna be there.
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Twenty years, huh.
So you must've known them.
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Robert: Who, the Grants?
-Aha!
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-What?
-So you did know them.
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-You're doing that thing.
-What thing?
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-That thing you do
when you get a little obsessed.
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It's the lawyer in you.
You lock in.
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Remember your ramen conspiracy?
-I know
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it wasn't ideal to get banned
from the local bodega
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but I still stand by my theory
that they were running
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drugs with the instant
noodle cups. It was right there.
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-I mean,
you were 100% onto something.
255
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I mean, they didn't
even have a bodega cat.
256
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What kind of bodega
doesn't have a bodega cat?
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-Babe, I'm not being
obsessed, okay? Just humor me.
258
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Okay, so tell me what you know
about the creepy house.
259
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Yeah, please.
Robert: Creepy house probably.
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They lived across
the street from us but...
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does anyone ever
really know their neighbors?
262
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-Yes, I knew my neighbor's
first and last name.
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We was all up
in each other's business.
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-You did? Okay.
-Yeah.
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-Ooh, by the way,
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speaking of being all up
in each other's business,
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Megan left Naveen.
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Robert:
So I guess I owe you 10 bucks.
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You always call it.
-Uh-hmm.
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-Also even worse,
shagging the dentist.
271
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-What?
-Yes.
272
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-Oh, my gosh.
-I know.
273
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-Never trust a Megan.
274
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-That's what I said too.
-That's right.
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Allegedly.
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-Babe, please never leave me.
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-Where am I gonna go?
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Robert: Oh, yeah.
You're trapped now.
279
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-Love you, honey.
-Love you too.
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-And if I cheat,
it won't be the dentist.
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-Thanks, babe.
That means a lot.
282
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-Somebody we don't know.
-Wow.
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Lynn: The next time
that beast uses my lawn
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as its personal porta-potty,
285
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I am gonna get out my glue gun.
286
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Well, break out the crayons
287
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and color me thrilled.
It's Samira.
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-So close.
289
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-Come, come, come.
290
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Sit, sit, sit. Uh-oh.
291
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This is Rob Fisher's wife.
Dana: Oh.
292
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-From across the street.
-Dana Richards is the name.
293
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It's very nice to finally
make your acquaintance.
294
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Likewise. Samira.
295
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:09,180
-Samira. Oh.
I'm so bad with names.
296
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-We haven't seen you
around before.
297
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And we were starting to think
that Rob made you up.
298
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-No, no. I'm real.
299
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Just a new reclusive mom
with leaking nipples.
300
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,860
-Now, Dana is a retired Marine.
301
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,650
Samira: Oh.
-Very distinguished,
302
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,820
lots of medals.
-Wow.
303
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,660
-Also, I'm a real Handy Andy.
304
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I have noticed, not to be nosy,
305
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,490
but, uh, you have
some spots on your fence
306
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that are pretty effed up
and I could fix those for you.
307
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,330
-I'm here for it
'cause the only screwdriver
308
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I'm familiar with contains fuck.
309
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Lynn: And here's Todd.
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-Hi.
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-Hi.
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-Todd is a man
of few syllables.
313
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-I don't think I've seen you
around here before.
314
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,850
Dana:
You've been keeping tabs on us
315
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,350
through the window,
Jimmy Stewart?
316
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,230
-Which one of us
is the murderer?
317
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Your face.
318
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Dana: I'm sorry.
319
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It's okay.
We all know that Suburbia
320
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has its spectators for it.
321
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:09,400
-You have not seen me.
322
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My home shares
no sight lines with yours
323
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and I keep out ours.
324
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Samira: What do you do?
325
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-This and that.
326
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:20,870
Dana: What do you and Rob do?
327
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,040
-I'm a civil litigation
attorney.
328
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,250
-Wow. Hello she-E-O.
329
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,420
-Oh, I don't know
what that is,
330
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,880
but good for you.
331
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,380
-Yeah.
Rob is, uh, a book editor.
332
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:29,880
-Oh. How did you meet him?
333
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,050
-A Kaytranada concert actually.
334
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:35,060
-Kate Ranada?
I'm going to look her up.
335
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,600
-Let me know what you find.
336
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,730
-Rob seems like he's romantic.
337
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,730
-He is. So, how long
have you guys lived here?
338
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Dana: Well, for me,
just a couple of years.
339
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,570
I wanted somethin' with nature,
340
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:48,400
but my wife's idea
of outdoorsiness
341
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,070
is like a restaurant
with a patio.
342
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,160
So, this was our compromise.
343
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:54,740
And then she got deployed.
344
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,330
-She's in the military too?
345
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,580
-Cannot confirm or deny.
346
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,620
Honestly,
despite what two decades
347
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,580
of daytime television tell you,
348
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,920
there are a lot
of people that don't care
349
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,090
for middle-aged lesbians.
350
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,420
-Uh-hmm.
351
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,340
-But I felt welcomed
for the most part.
352
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,260
-I've been here
eight months and ten days.
353
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,470
-That's precise.
354
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,930
-She's been here
for freakin' ever.
355
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:18,970
Lynn: Not as long as some.
356
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,270
Marty and I moved here
15 years ago.
357
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,440
-Marty.
I can't wait to meet him.
358
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,980
-Um, unfortunately, he passed.
359
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,650
-Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry. I...
360
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:30,610
-Thank you. Heart attack.
361
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,450
It's been almost
half a year, but...
362
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:35,160
I still feel
his presence every day.
363
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,660
Dana: Here.
364
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,830
-Anyway,
these wine nights really help.
365
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,120
It's a bit like family.
366
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,500
-That's right.
367
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,460
When you have neighbors,
you're never alone
368
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,800
even when you wanna be.
369
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,670
How'd you city kids end up here?
370
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,840
-Oh, well, Rob's parents,
I'm sure you guys know
371
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,340
they, uh, retired
to one of those timeshare
372
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,300
cruise ships last month.
-That's a choice.
373
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,970
Not mine, but a choice.
374
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,810
-Well, they had been asking us
to come out here.
375
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,350
We didn't wanna leave the city,
376
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,980
but our building
got broken into.
377
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,480
Samira: We just felt like
378
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,860
maybe we should--
379
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,860
we should try it out,
at least temporarily.
380
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:13,190
-Well, thank goodness you're
safe and sound here with us.
381
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:19,160
-So, what's the deal
with that Victorian house?
382
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,160
Chainsaw massacres,
titanic cult,
383
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,500
uh, jilted bride
who severed the head
384
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:27,210
of her lost unfaithful lover.
385
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,170
-It's haunted as shit.
386
00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,510
The lights go on and off
all the time by themselves.
387
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,510
-I've seen that.
388
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,840
-It could just be
faulty wiring.
389
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,890
-A skeptic. I like it.
390
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,010
Dana: Lynn,
you're the resident historian,
391
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,560
catch her up.
Lynn: Well...
392
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,060
it was a little before my time.
393
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,680
A family lived there.
394
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,850
-The Grants?
-Yes.
395
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,230
And they had a daughter who...
396
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,570
-Died.
-In the house?
397
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:55,530
Lynn: There had been whispers
of mysterious circumstances
398
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,740
surrounding her passing,
maybe even...
399
00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,700
-Murder.
400
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,370
Lynn: And then the parents
401
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,040
moved away
402
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,080
and never sold the house.
403
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,380
-So, it just sits there rotting,
404
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,420
pissin' off the HOA.
405
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,050
God, I would give
my left tit to go over there
406
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,550
and do a little ghost hunt.
407
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:17,590
Rory: Hi, everyone.
408
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,220
It's cookie time.
Lynn: Oh.
409
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,430
Dana: It's like she just knows
when my sugar drops.
410
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,060
Rory likes to prey
411
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,230
on vulnerable shard sippers.
412
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,430
-Well, this is just
much more lucrative
413
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,560
in this neighborhood
than in mine.
414
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,730
Dana: The usual
415
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,230
and keep the change, honey.
416
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:32,400
-Hey, I saw a stroller
at your door.
417
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,900
I am a great mother's helper,
418
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,740
if that's something
that might interest you.
419
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,280
-How old are you?
Rory: Thirteen next month.
420
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,780
I have my CPR certification,
421
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,570
and badges in child development,
422
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,120
early literacy, and swaddling.
423
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,080
-Swaddling? Okay
Rory: Uh-hmm.
424
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,080
-Sunflower scouts.
-My business card.
425
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,960
Feel free to reach out anytime.
426
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,460
-You are notary public?
-Uh-hmm.
427
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,770
Dana: It's like they heard us.
428
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:12,610
-After all this time?
429
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,150
-We'd love a plot twist.
430
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,660
♪ Ohh na-na ♪
431
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,870
♪ Omo je ka shi ge-ge woah ♪
432
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,500
♪ Ohh na-na ♪
433
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,160
Robert: You'd really like
this book, I promise.
434
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670
It's two guys talking about
435
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,830
medieval construction technique.
436
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,170
-You are so boring.
437
00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,500
-You're so hot when you cook.
438
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,840
Robert: Thanks, babe.
439
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,880
How are the neighbors?
-Uh, good.
440
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,220
A bit weird.
441
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,680
-Yeah.
Well, this is a cul-de-sac.
442
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,840
-What's wrong with cul-de-sacs?
443
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,680
-The people are weird.
444
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,680
Robert: I didn't know people
445
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,680
are weird in cul-de-sacs.
446
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,350
Wait. Is it culs-de-sac?
447
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,680
Like attorneys general?
448
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,180
-This is give and get out.
449
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,350
-Yeah. I hear you.
450
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,020
Look, when my family
first moved here,
451
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,690
some people didn't know
how to feel about us.
452
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,360
But it's a nice area
453
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,700
and people like to think
of themselves as nice.
454
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:04,870
So, they try to act nice
until they're actually nice.
455
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,700
-That's nice.
-Uh-hmm.
456
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,200
Don't get me wrong.
I was still a sad little kid
457
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,750
until I found my people.
458
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,210
-By his people,
he means an awkward,
459
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,710
gangly
with a funny accent,
460
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,040
who had just been
dragged across the pond
461
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,880
for his dad's new job.
Naveen: Funny accent?
462
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,210
What are you talking about?
Dude, your accent pulled.
463
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,050
-Still pulls,
if we're being honest.
464
00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,880
-You know,
the girls call him Prince Rob.
465
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,390
I don't think that's true.
466
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:25,720
Naveen: It's so true.
467
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,220
-Did you know
the Victorian's for sale?
468
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,890
♪ Turn me out of my mind ♪
469
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,560
-Really?
-I'm assuming that's what
470
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,770
the for sale sign means.
471
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,610
-Yeah. That would indicate that.
472
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:38,110
-So, why didn't you tell me
somebody was murdered there?
473
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:41,240
What are you talking about?
474
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,490
-The Grant girl.
475
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,070
-Yeah, right.
Alison wasn't murdered.
476
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,580
That's just small town gossip.
477
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,490
-Alison.
478
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,910
So, what happened to Alison?
479
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,580
I--honestly, like,
480
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,250
it was so long ago
that I don't remember
481
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,420
a lot from about that.
-But you did know her?
482
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,130
-Uh, yeah,
483
00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,590
but in the same way that
everybody knows their neighbor.
484
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,300
-Why wouldn't you tell me that?
485
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,970
-'Cause I didn't think
it was relevant, babe.
486
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,810
It was like 20 years ago.
487
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,430
There's a reason
they call Hinkley Hills
488
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,600
the safest town in America.
489
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,440
-Uh-hmm. Okay.
490
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,480
Well, is there anything else
491
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,190
you wanna tell me
about this place?
492
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:21,780
-No.
493
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:31,660
man: Completed in 1902,
494
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,620
Hinkley House was built
by Hinkley Hills founder,
495
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,000
H. Horace Hinkley.
496
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,790
The mining magnate
and philanthropist purchased
497
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,470
25,000 acres
of hillside forest in 1898
498
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,300
and developed it
into the thriving suburb
499
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:48,010
that bears his name.
500
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:50,140
Today, Hinkley Hills
501
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:53,140
is more than just an idyllic
bedroom community.
502
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,640
It is a shining example
503
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,850
of fellowship
and family values.
504
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:01,020
Hinkley Hills,
the safest town in America.
505
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,930
-Here we go.
506
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,020
Judy: Oh, hello.
How may I help you?
507
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,560
-Do you have
a periodical section,
508
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,190
collections of old newspapers,
microfiche maybe?
509
00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:45,530
-I'm doing okay.
Thank you for asking.
510
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,700
-Oh. I'm sorry.
511
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,370
I am a new mom
and I'm practically feral.
512
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,570
-I understand.
513
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:55,910
Oh, what a cute
little mocha munchkin.
514
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,710
Uh, to answer your question,
515
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,750
yes, we have bound copies
516
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,880
of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds
517
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,380
dating back to 1946.
518
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,880
Is there a particular date
you're interested in?
519
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,630
-March 15th, 2005.
520
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,560
One moment, please.
521
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,740
I'm afraid that March volume
has been checked out.
522
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,910
-Really?
-It's due back in a week.
523
00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:36,290
You can come back for it then.
524
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,120
-It's a date, Judy.
525
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,270
-Bill. You missed a spot, dear.
526
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,040
Samira: Oh, shit.
She brought the dog.
527
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,540
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
528
00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:21,920
It's not even her house.
529
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,880
What is she feeding that dog?
530
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:30,220
-She gon' be mad when she get
cussed out, some folks.
531
00:24:32,590 --> 00:24:34,260
Samira: Oh, my goodness.
532
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,060
-You are not gonna believe this.
533
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,230
-Oh, my gosh.
534
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:45,560
-I know.
535
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,730
-So, are we gonna go in?
536
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,440
-Do White ladies love salads?
537
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,730
Hell yeah, we're goin' in.
538
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,400
BRB. I'm gonna go get Lynn.
539
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,240
-Rob, honey, if you were awake,
540
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,120
I would've asked what
you thought, but oh, oh, well.
541
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,960
-I just got a chill.
542
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,670
Did anybody else get a chill?
543
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:14,760
-I'll do it.
-I was--I was gonna offer,
544
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,300
but it seems like
you already offered.
545
00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:20,430
-Oh, it's stuck.
546
00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:21,520
Oh, well.
547
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,520
Lynn: Oh.
548
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,830
-Okay. Everybody, be cool.
549
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:47,170
-I cannot be
less cool right now.
550
00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:52,460
Lynn: This place
looks like a museum.
551
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,130
-Or a mausoleum.
552
00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,630
-Oh.
553
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,300
-That's why the lights were on.
554
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,850
They were stagin' the house.
555
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,810
-Hi, home buyers.
How can I help you?
556
00:26:01,850 --> 00:26:04,520
-We are looking
for an enormous house
557
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,190
for our niece.
558
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:10,070
Um, we would love a tour.
559
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:12,570
Follow me.
560
00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:15,030
The owners have instructed
561
00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:18,320
that interior photography
is not permitted.
562
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,700
This is the library.
563
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,330
Dana: Very tasteful.
564
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,500
We enjoy literacy.
Lynn: Uh-hmm.
565
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,330
real estate agent:
All of the flooring is original
566
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:28,830
to the house, which was built
in the Queen Anne's style.
567
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,880
As you can imagine,
a little love
568
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,170
and a professional sander...
Samira: Uh-hmm.
569
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:35,170
-...will go a long way.
570
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,010
Feel free
to show yourselves around.
571
00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:39,720
Excuse me. Hello there. Welcome.
572
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,180
Lynn: They discriminate
against older female buyers.
573
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:43,520
This always happens.
574
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,060
Dana: Oh, please. Our niece?
575
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,520
You're a really bad liar.
576
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,690
-Well, I had to get him
to take the bait
577
00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:50,360
or he might have thrown us out.
578
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,190
-Well, it's an open house,
so by definition...
579
00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,780
-I'm gonna peek around.
580
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:29,940
-This is the ugliest kitchen
I've ever seen.
581
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,120
-Oh, no, no, no.
582
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:54,130
-When did you get here?
583
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:57,670
Okay.
584
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,550
-That's creepy.
585
00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:50,350
Absolutely not.
586
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,850
-Everything okay, ma'am?
587
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:56,820
-Yes, I'm good.
Great house. Beautiful house.
588
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,040
Dana: Can you believe it?
589
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,540
After 20 years.
590
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,210
-End of an era.
-So, any intel
591
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,210
on our new neighbors to be?
592
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,380
-It was an all-cash deal.
Quick escrow too.
593
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,220
-Oh, they must have
really wanted it.
594
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:28,180
-He. Just he.
595
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,680
-Go on.
-Hmm, a doctor.
596
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,180
-How'd you find that out?
-I have my ways.
597
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:36,900
He installed a security system
which in my expert opinion
598
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,360
is overkill
for a private residence.
599
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,070
You'd only need
a security system that robust
600
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:43,860
if you are in danger
601
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,870
or you have something
to hide or both.
602
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,530
Dana: I've never heard you say
so many words at once.
603
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:53,200
-Well, I wish him luck
with the monster mansion
604
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,540
and I hope
he has a good contractor.
605
00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:57,540
-And a good exorcist.
606
00:30:09,930 --> 00:30:11,430
-Babe, get up.
Robert: Hmm?
607
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,890
Did you hear that?
608
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:16,100
Robert: What?
609
00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:20,770
What?
610
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,620
-What time is it?
-2:00 AM.
611
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,910
Something's not right out there.
612
00:30:33,950 --> 00:30:36,500
-Okay. That is so weird.
613
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:41,920
-Is that...
614
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,960
-No.
615
00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:57,770
Naveen: Yeah.
Samira: Uh-uh.
616
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:58,940
Those are for the new neighbor.
617
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:00,770
-But I'm sad and starving.
618
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,440
-Too bad, I'm being nice.
619
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,940
Isn't this the kind of place
where the neighbors
620
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:06,150
act nice until they are nice?
621
00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:07,990
-Yes, I did say that.
-Yes, you did.
622
00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:09,780
-Your mother's
up to something.
623
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,780
-What? I just wanna know
what his deal is.
624
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,950
Don't you?
-Maybe he doesn't have a deal.
625
00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:16,160
A guy moves into
a dilapidated haunted house
626
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,160
at 2:00 AM. Come on.
627
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,670
-Uh-hmm.
-He definitely has a deal.
628
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:21,790
-That is weird, weird.
629
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,130
-When did you pick that up?
630
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:24,170
-Ninja.
631
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:24,940
-I got him.
632
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,110
Five minutes on the left boob
633
00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:27,320
and he was out like a light.
634
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,780
-That's great, babe.
-Great?
635
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,280
It's a miracle, okay?
636
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,780
If he can go to sleep
when it's dark outside
637
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,990
in a stationary position,
that is a game changer,
638
00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:35,530
a life-affirming moment.
639
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,790
What are you looking at?
640
00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:41,000
Robert:
Your brownies are still there.
641
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:44,130
-Wait, really?
642
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,290
Why won't he eat
the goddamn brownies?
643
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,960
-Uh, maybe he doesn't fuck
with gluten.
644
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,510
-Then throw 'em out
and give us the plate back.
645
00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:52,630
That's a good plate.
-It doesn't make sense.
646
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,850
Everyone likes brownies.
They're the Beyoncé of dessert.
647
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,310
-And if they don't...
648
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,850
both: ...they're just
being contrary.
649
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,980
-Jinx? Maybe he just didn't
see you put 'em there.
650
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,980
-The camera was on, on.
651
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,850
-Hmm. Sorry.
652
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,480
I just love it
when you get all lawyer-y.
653
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,150
-Order in the court.
Robert: Oh, counsel,
654
00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:10,490
please approach the bench.
-I object.
655
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,200
-Is there anything else
you've noticed?
656
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,160
-Hmm.
-Curtains opening and closing.
657
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,070
Could he be watching us?
658
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:16,990
-Definitely could be.
659
00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:18,030
Robert: I think we will, uh...
660
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,000
-He always knows.
661
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,170
-No, I got too cocky.
662
00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:28,670
I flew too close to the sun
and now he's punishing me
663
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,840
like a tiny vengeful God.
664
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880
-It's all right.
I'm gonna go drive him around.
665
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,010
Samira: Okay.
666
00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:38,720
Robert: I'm coming. I'm coming.
667
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,730
Samira: Thank you.
668
00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:47,190
-I'll be back in a sec.
669
00:33:47,230 --> 00:33:48,860
-Love you.
Robert: Love you.
670
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,360
Get some rest, baby.
671
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,740
Come on.
672
00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,540
Fuck it.
673
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,880
-I'm reclaiming my plate.
674
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,380
Who does he think he is?
Not eating my brownies?
675
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:14,920
I love my brownies.
I eat them my damn self.
676
00:34:18,470 --> 00:34:19,930
Uh-hmm.
677
00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,450
-He can keep the damn plate.
678
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,970
Shit!
679
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,130
-Hey, is everything all right?
680
00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:34,130
-Hands where I could see 'em.
681
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:35,300
-What's happenin'?
682
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:36,460
-We got a call
about a trespasser
683
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,800
at the old Grant house.
684
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,340
-And guess
who matches the description.
685
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,800
Robert: Hey.
686
00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:43,300
What the hell is going on?
687
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,470
-New owner said they saw
a Black person
688
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,680
skulking around the property.
689
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:49,140
-This is a big misunderstanding.
690
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,150
-Is it? Because apparently
it happened twice.
691
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,480
-I was just
dropping off brownies.
692
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,190
-Hey. This is my wife
693
00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:57,490
and our house where,
where we lived with our son.
694
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,530
-Fuck off!
695
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,530
Robert Fisher?
696
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:05,370
Danny Daniels from high school.
697
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:07,330
I heard you moved back.
698
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,170
-It's okay. Baby, it's okay.
699
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,880
Mommy is right here.
-Sorry, man.
700
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,380
You know we gotta take the call.
701
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,670
This is nuts.
702
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:18,010
Consider this dropped,
my good man.
703
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:19,170
-Okay.
704
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:22,390
-Aw. Yeah, don't worry about it.
705
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,050
They all kinda look
like that at that age.
706
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,390
Robert Fisher,
707
00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:30,100
as I live and breathe.
708
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,520
You folks have a great evening.
709
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,730
-Thank you.
710
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,860
-Did you just thank the cops?
711
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,530
-Oh, shit.
712
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,740
-The fuck is wrong with me?
713
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,280
I'm sorry, babe. I--
714
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:50,370
We can't live across the street
from someone like that.
715
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:51,580
I mean, what would have happened
716
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:52,580
if I hadn't gotten there
when I did?
717
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,720
-What's up, man?
This is some bullshit.
718
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,390
That freak narc will rue the day
719
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,550
he stepped foot
in Hinkley Hills.
720
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,930
Huh. Yeah, just used
rue the day in a sentence.
721
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:09,560
Naveen: You're welcome.
722
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:12,890
Robert: Hey.
Dana: Hey.
723
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,560
Todd told me what happened.
724
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,560
-I heard it
on the police scanner.
725
00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:19,570
Dana: The hell.
What do you need, babe?
726
00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:21,400
You need some wine?
727
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,740
How about some ice cream?
728
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,410
You want a hitman?
I know people.
729
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,240
-I'm people. Say the word.
Samira: Okay.
730
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,740
We can hold on the latter,
731
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,910
but I could use some wine.
732
00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:31,580
-Yeah,
it's the cure-all for all.
733
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,250
-Even racial profiling?
734
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,580
Todd: We share your rage.
735
00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,630
He will not last long here.
736
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:39,090
Naveen:
Spoken like a true hater.
737
00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:40,590
I love this energy, my dude.
738
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:42,260
Dana:
Oop, there's the sommelier now.
739
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,760
Lynn: Oh, Rob,
740
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,760
this is lunacy
of outrageous proportions
741
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,810
and we won't stand for it.
742
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,600
Should I get some glasses?
743
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,270
-Yes,
please make yourself at home.
744
00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:53,640
Dana: Come here.
745
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,100
Lynn: Okay. Yeah. Shove over.
746
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,440
I think we should all
sleep here tonight
747
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,650
safety in numbers,
hunkered down.
748
00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:01,110
Someone should
always be on watch, right?
749
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:02,440
Like in the Marines?
750
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:03,950
-Yes. I will--
I will be out front...
751
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,280
Lynn: Good. Okay, good.
-...the entire time.
752
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,450
Dana: And a lot of coffee
so I will--
753
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:09,660
I'll stay up all night.
And sleep out there like a...
754
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,290
-Todd, um, we gotta, like,
755
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:14,500
stick together right now
and form an alliance...
756
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,790
-Uh-uh.
-...right?
757
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,460
-I'm a lone wolf.
Lynn: As a united front.
758
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,130
-I got some big ass flashlights.
759
00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:20,840
I'm gonna bring over
about 10 of them.
760
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,630
-Do you have stuff that you
brought home from the Marines?
761
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:24,300
Dana: I had a lot of stuff
in the garage.
762
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:26,680
I just have to remember
the password for that case.
763
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,640
Lynn: Oh, wow.
764
00:38:42,690 --> 00:38:44,190
Samira: Are those fireflies?
765
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,860
Robert: Yeah.
766
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,330
-I always wanted to see
fireflies growing up
767
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,490
but you can't see 'em
in the city.
768
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,910
It's like spotting a fairy
in the wild.
769
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,380
It's not fair.
770
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,880
I was just starting
to feel at home here.
771
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:09,050
There's space and the community.
772
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:14,020
I damn sure
don't wanna drag no stroll
773
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,730
up four flights of stairs.
774
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:26,400
I think we should stay.
775
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,570
I want Miles to have fireflies
776
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,370
and our family
is not gonna be run out
777
00:39:32,410 --> 00:39:35,580
by some racist,
brownie-hating prick.
778
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:41,380
-We're doing this.
779
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,090
-Hell yeah, we doing this.
780
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,390
Robert: Comin' in?
781
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:57,600
-In a minute.
782
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,110
I wanna smell
the sweet suburban air.
783
00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:35,180
-Oh, shit.
55769
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