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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I just don't understand why you can't just

listen to me for once in your life.

It's because I don't want my son doing

any of that.

Well you know he's not performing the best

he can because of these damn fucking liberal

people over there I agree, these liberals are

weird and that's one thing I don't want

to go through.

I can't let my son free use me.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Let's see how it is.

These crazy liberals are just the ones that

are messing up his mind.

Hey, is everything okay?

I heard you guys fighting.

Everything's fine.

Look, listen, everything's kind of fine.

I was just telling your stepmom here, your

grades are down, right?

You need to be doing better.

So, I want to go with what the

principal suggested and we do the free use

technique.

Okay.

Your stepmom's a little resistant with it, but

I think if we try it, it should

be fine.

This way I can take control, I can

help Tudor the way I want to do.

She can help Tudor, she can help me

in with you.

We can go over all the things that

you need to know, especially with your English.

Some of the math is good, but we

need to go over everything that you need

to do to get your grades up.

The free use technique, I've been reading, and

the principal said it's the best use.

The Georgias down the street, they did it.

The Harrisons, I think three doors down, they

did it.

Their kids are exceeding now, so I think

taking their example, I think we can try,

right?

I mean, if you think it's a good

idea.

Okay, cool.

It's just some free use tutoring, it's perfect.

What can go wrong, right?

Yeah?

Maybe?

We'll see.

All right, let's start.

I think we should get going.

Yeah?

All right, so where should we start?

Why don't you take a seat here?

Why don't you come closer and sit down?

Let me rattle up some questions I can

ask you and see what your brain is

at, so I can see what we're doing,

okay, with this class.

All right, I don't want to pay for

this tutoring stuff, you know what I mean?

Because I don't need to.

It's too much money.

You're smart on that.

At least I think you're smart on that,

right?

Are you sure it's a good idea?

Yeah, I think so.

I've read up a lot on this free

use stuff.

So, let's all just relax.

Let's get into the free use mindset.

Let me come up with a couple of

questions.

There you go, sir.

I'm going to go at it.

Okay, so, first president of the United States

was?

I think Abraham Lincoln.

The guy in the penny.

Oh, Lord.

Can you believe he said that?

Abraham Lincoln?

Can you believe he said Abraham Lincoln?

Okay, this is worse than I thought.

So, if you're going to take over Anal,

James & Co., Limited, and you're going to

be the legacy of this company, then you

are going to have to have more general

knowledge than what you have.

The answer is George Washington, okay?

Oh, right.

He's the guy on the dollar bill.

Um, yes.

You know something.

That's great.

Is that why it's the one dollar bill,

Dan?

That's why it's the one dollar bill, because

he was the first president, so he's number

one.

Now, just a little thing.

Do you know much about history?

Do you know much about the World War?

The Second World War, do you know when

it ended?

1919.

Um, okay, I don't even think the First

World War started then, son, but the answer

is 1945.

The Second World War changed a lot of

people, a lot of people's lives.

A lot of people became men, you know,

when that happened.

Okay, I mean, do you know simple things?

What is 2 plus 2?

Go on, we know this.

4.

I'm not stupid.

All right, cool.

What's 2 times 2?

4.

There we go.

Perfect.

All right, so we're good here.

Now, this is good.

So, do you agree that he needs a

little bit of sugar?

Yeah?

Sure.

Can you see how sometimes he doesn't know

the basic things of just what people in

life should know?

All right, what else do we have?

Let's see.

What else could I think?

All right, just one.

What ship famously sank in 1912?

The Lithotania?

I don't even think I'm going to know

what the Lithotania is.

I have no idea what that is.

They made a movie about it.

Oh, the Titanic.

Yes.

So, I mean, these might sound like stupid

questions, but sometimes general knowledge is something that

you need to have, you know?

Right.

Perfect.

Okay.

All right, so let's see.

Come on, this is an easy one now.

Who was the first man to walk on

the moon?

You know, like, quote unquote, if it was

real or not.

John Glenn.

Let's give you a clue.

All right.

The last name is something that you have

to pick up things, you know?

You use your arm.

Lance Armstrong?

The other one.

Neil.

Yes, there you go.

There you go.

But if you don't know this general knowledge

down here, and you're not really forming up

school, then it's going to be a problem,

you know?

Right, don't you think?

Yeah, but I think this might be working.

Yeah, so let's get your mind going, so

just keep going.

Let me see if I can get your

mind going a little more, okay?

Okay, and really think about these ones, okay?

Okay.

Well, ancient civilization built the pyramids.

Come on, we know this one.

Oh, the pyramids, that's easy.

That was the Mayans?

The Egyptians.

But the Mayans built pyramids, Dad.

Yes, but it was the ancient Egyptians with

the Mayans, I guess.

So I guess that's good.

Aphrodite.

No, this is great.

This is great.

So once you think about things, you actually

have half a decent answer, you know?

What else?

I can't think for now.

So tell me, what do you think you're

going to do, Sam, to help get your

grades up?

Do we need a private tutor, or do

you think that you can just study more?

I can study more.

I think you can study more.

I think this technique is definitely going to

work.

I think it's working.

I think so, too.

All right, boys, I think we've done enough

for today's lesson.

Let's pick it up tomorrow.

Yeah, I think so, too.

I think we're doing good.

Okay, good start, but I think this is

helping us.

I think his mind is being good, so

that's good.

So let's pick it up tomorrow, okay?

Good job, team.

Hey, Stepson.

What?

Are you paying attention?

No.

Your eyes should be up here.

Oh, sorry, Mom.

So who was Napoleon?

I don't know.

How am I supposed to remember any of

this stuff?

It's freaking hard.

It's just excuses.

Go off.

Cry not, bad woman.

Let the boy do his thing.

I'm sure you'll memorize it in time.

Come on.

All right, let me try this.

You think you got this?

Yes, I have.

All right, son.

Okay, concentrate now, all right?

Okay.

Who are these people?

Let's start with MLK.

Who is MLK?

Let's go.

Can we just try the free use thing?

Yeah, no, so by asking these questions, let's

just try.

Come on, help me with the free use.

So let's go into this to get his

mind more loose, right?

Yeah?

I have no idea who any of those

people are.

You're going to get it, okay.

All right, there we go.

Relax your mind.

Take a deep breath, son, okay?

Take a deep breath, yeah?

Okay.

Okay.

Relax your mind.

All right, son.

Again, so who are these people?

Can you explain to me?

Yeah.

Start with MLK.

MLK, he was the leader of the Civil

Rights Movement.

Look at that.

That wasn't hard, was it?

No.

I don't know what it is.

It just came to me.

Okay.

Keep that mind frame.

Keep that free use mind frame.

Let's talk about George Washington.

First President.

See?

Just takes a little bit.

And do you remember the Napoleon one?

That was difficult.

Do you remember this one?

Oh, I don't know.

Let me think about this one.

Take your time.

Take your time.

This one was hard.

Here.

He was the Emperor of France.

Until, of course, he lost the Battle of

Waterloo to England.

Well, gosh darn it, son.

Look at that.

This free use stuff has just got your

mind just going well, hasn't it?

Oh, yeah.

And JFK.

He was assassinated in 1963.

Wow.

Are you proud of it?

Don't you think this free use is working,

honey?

No.

His Vice President Johnson took over.

And Plato.

He was taught by Socrates.

They were Greek philosophers.

Wow.

I had a feeling this free use was

working, but it certainly is working.

Wow, son.

Can you tell me who's on the $100

bill?

That's Benjamin Franklin.

Yes.

It's all about the Benjamins, Dad, right?

That's what we say.

It's all about the Benjamins.

You see?

You see how this is working now, this

free use, once we get used to it?

All right, son.

How do you feel about this test?

I think I'm going to ace it.

I feel really good about it.

Son, I'm proud of you.

I'll tell you, as I said, if you

do really ace this test, I'll give you

all-expense paid trip to Europe.

You think you can do that?

Of course.

Yeah.

Please.

I want to go to Europe.

But I'm going to test you on a

couple more things, okay?

All right.

Because your mind seems to be going.

So just relax.

Relax your mind.

Okay.

All right.

Let's see.

Speaking of Europe, what is the capital of

France?

Capital of France.

That's Paris, right?

Or is it Versailles?

It's Paris.

Nice.

Okay.

Now we're going back to this one we

had the other day.

How do you think I'm doing, Mom?

Are you proud of me?

I think you're doing good.

I'm so proud.

I don't know how this is possible.

There you go.

Any other questions, Dad?

Yeah.

Who was the first man to step on

the moon?

Do you remember this one?

Neil Armstrong.

Perfect.

Let's see what else we can get here.

I don't know how this is possible.

I don't know how this is possible.

I really appreciate you guys helping me study.

I know.

We're going to go through a little bit

of science.

Your science is pretty good.

What is H2O commonly known for?

Hydrogen to oxygen.

That's more commonly known as water.

See, look at this.

Where is this brain coming from?

I think it's just because of this stuff.

It's really helping me out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, perfect.

I'm ready for more questions, Dad.

Yeah, let me see.

Thanks for your help, Mom.

You're welcome, son.

Okay, do you know who was the British

Prime Minister during the World War?

That's from England.

Churchill.

That is perfect.

See?

Look at you.

Now, who was the President of the United

States during the Civil War?

We talked about this.

The other president we talked about.

Abraham Lincoln.

That is correct.

Wow.

I never thought this would be as effective

as it is.

This is amazing.

Honey, don't you think he's doing so good?

Aren't you proud of your steps up?

I'm very proud.

Very proud.

I think you're going to ace this test

for sure.

Okay.

Do you know what year the Declaration of

Independence was signed?

1776.

Exactly perfect.

You're getting there.

Look at this.

The Constitution was ratified in 1789.

1789, that's correct.

I wish they had more of these techniques.

You know, this free use technique is just...

Man, I wonder if Napoleon had free use.

Maybe that's why he became the Emperor of

France.

Yeah, I bet he free used Josephine.

That's why he became the Emperor of France.

That's what I think so too.

I think MLK as well.

I think he had his way.

Maybe he free used his followers too.

That would have been something.

I mean, it's a shame.

Him and both.

JFK got assassinated.

But hopefully they didn't get assassinated by their

free use.

Maybe they were both free using Marilyn Monroe.

Oh, I think so too as well.

Especially a good old Billy Boy, you know?

Yeah.

Don't you think so, honey?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Yeah, I think so as well.

Oh, man.

I'm going to give you two more questions.

We're going to go a little bit off...

Let's see.

We're going to go off of history here.

Let's see.

I want to do some more history.

So, who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

Like, who signed it?

Who wrote it?

Oh, that was Thomas Jefferson.

Yes, absolutely right.

All right, here's a big one.

Let's see.

We're going to go off topic.

What was the name of the ship that

was sank in 1912 by hitting an iceberg?

That was the Titanic.

Boom.

You, my son, are ready for this test.

How do you feel?

I think I'm ready.

Oh, wow.

I think I'm going to cough.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'm ready for the test.

I'm so proud of you, son.

Thanks, guys.

Free use.

Maybe I need some free use in life.

Look, guys.

I get to ace my test.

You did?

You see that?

I aced his test.

I told you.

I told you you would.

That free use really works.

That free use really works.

All right, so where do you want to

go?

I promised you, right?

I promised you we were going to go

to Europe.

So, come on here.

Hold the chair.

Wherever you want to go, Dad.

Hold the chair.

Go sit down.

Yeah.

Come here.

Come on.

Let's go.

Oh, my God.

We're going to do some more free use.

We're going to get you to the best

university, right?

Yeah.

Where should we go?

Paris?

London?

Where do you want to go?

I mean, I've always wanted to go to

Rome.

I heard we can go to Rome.

What was that?

So, tell me something about that.

What was some of the most difficult question

on the test?

Anything you struggled with?

Looks like you didn't struggle with anything.

No.

I got 100% on it.

You got 100%?

Yeah.

It's like something was just unlocked in my

brain.

Like you didn't get a question wrong?

Not one single question.

Was there anything you thought about?

There was one really hard one.

Yeah?

Yeah.

What was it?

It was what year the War of 1812

was.

Oh.

What year the War of 1812 was.

Yeah, I see.

That's a little tricky one they wanted to

put you in there.

Yeah.

I thought it was a trick question, you

know?

It was a trick question because of how

they put that in there.

Yeah.

You better put 1812.

Yeah.

Obviously, because you won.

But Louisiana Purchase, 1803.

That was easy.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

There you go.

It's perfect.

See, look at this.

You got it.

See, this free use stuff is...

It really works.

Yeah, it really does work.

But your stepmother is very, very, very, very,

very proud of you.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Aren't you proud of her?

Yeah.

What do you think, Mom?

I'm crying.

Yeah.

She was surprised.

She was just talking.

She was surprised that she didn't think this

was going to work.

But I said, no, trust in the system.

So we trust in the system, and we

went.

You know what I mean?

Look at this.

100%.

My boy.

100%.

I can't believe that.

It's amazing.

Yes.

That's my boy.

It was good.

Yeah.

So, well, we're about to cook some dinner

soon.

So...

Ooh, dinner.

Dinner sounds nice.

Yeah, you deserve some dinner.

Yep.

What are we going to eat later, do

you know?

You know what we're going to eat, sweetie?

Maybe we should eat some pizza.

I was thinking pizza, too.

Yeah, we could have some pizza.

Pizza's good.

Yeah, I think some pizza's good, you know?

Some pepperoni, some cheese.

We're going to put pineapple on pizza this

time.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Pineapple on pizza?

That's not too bad.

Yeah.

Yeah, some people like it, some people don't.

Yeah, I know.

That's what I think.

I don't know.

Yeah, I know.

Pepperoni?

I don't really know what she said, but

I'm thinking maybe pepperoni and pineapple?

Yeah, oh, that's right.

Yeah, I mean, the best thing is like,

you can take the pineapple off, you can

take the pepperoni off, and then you can

have cheese pizza, too.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

What do you think?

Extra cheese, Mom?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, I think so.

I think that's fine.

Yeah, I think cheese is good.

Stuffed crust?

Oh, I love some stuffed crust.

I love to get anything stuffed, really.

Yeah, no, I really like it.

It's just...

Yeah, Mom loves stuffed.

Yeah, Mom does love stuffed, actually, don't you?

You really like stuffed, especially stuffed crust, you

know what I mean?

It's just really, really good.

Yeah, so I think that's going to be

good, actually.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can't wait.

I kind of get kind of hungry, but

yeah, you can...

It's your day.

You can do whatever you want, you know,

because my son, the genius.

I'm going to recommend this free-use course

to everyone, you know?

I'm going to recommend this free-use course

to everyone, you know?

Yeah, it really works.

So just, I think it relaxes your mind.

I think it makes you think and use

a part of your brain that maybe we

didn't think before, you know what I mean?

So, yeah, I think that's really good.

Sweetie, you agree, yeah?

I think she's starting to warm up to

it, you know?

Starting to?

Yeah, starting to warm up to this free

-use.

We've got the use of the free.

Yeah, anyway, come on.

So, yeah, I think...

I'm trying to think.

Yeah, I think I'm going to go for

pizza, you know what I mean?

I really think I'm going to go for

pizza.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Pizza, maybe?

How about sushi?

Ooh, pizza, sushi, I mean, I don't know.

Grab double dip there, you know?

Maybe.

Yeah.

What do you think, honey?

What are you going to go for?

Mm, remember?

Yeah, here.

There we go.

Oh, I'll tell you what, my legs are

aching today from...

I went on that little trail, that little

hike this morning.

Oh, yeah, I love that spot.

I was worried about your chest, to be

honest, so I was trying to get some

energy out.

We should go mountain biking soon.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to stretch out my legs

a little bit.

I'm going to stretch right here.

There we go.

You know, it's going to stretch you out.

The hamstrings are all tight, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's pretty good stuff.

Your mum was going to come with me,

but she decided that she was going to

stay, you know, so I did it by

myself, the usual.

Maybe we can do that tomorrow, you know?

Go have some father-son time.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think so.

I think that would be pretty good.

Well, I hope you guys are fighting less

since I'm getting A's now.

Oh, no, me and your mum, we had

a great day today, you know?

Yeah, we had some...

You know, we got some things out of

this.

Maybe that's why we're a little slow, you

know, some bonding time.

I mean, that's one way to look at

it.

I mean, I could free use my mum

so that it makes your relationship better.

Yeah, no, it's perfect.

It's made the relationship so good.

It's actually pretty perfect.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love it.

See, maybe those crazy teachers at my new

school really have something figured out, Mum.

I think it's a great idea.

I need to call Principal Horner and thank

him for this, actually, for suggesting the free

use.

Oh, I've got to go speak to the

neighbours too, you know, because, you know, that

could see how they go and let them

know that we're part of the free use

team.

Now, maybe we could all free use together

sometime.

Yeah, like a whole free use school.

Yeah, it really works wonders.

Yeah.

It's definitely good stuff.

Man, we could get T-shirts made that's

like free use united.

Like a soccer team, free use united.

Should be a political party.

Yeah, oh, it should be.

God, yeah, we should do it because I

hate those anal birds.

I hate that.

Yeah, I hate anal birds.

They're not a good team.

Okay, so free use united, we should be.

We could make a soccer team.

That's what I'm saying, free use united.

Against the anal birds.

God, what kind of a name is that?

Free use united is better, you know?

Yeah, so anyway.

Yeah, baby, there you go.

I'll push you like that.

Oh, yes, push your nose perfect like that.

You just stay like that.

There we go, good girl.

So, yeah, so I'm thinking after the hike,

my, you know, I'm pretty sore.

So I'll stretch my legs out a bit,

you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Is there some other places we can go

hiking around here too?

I was checking it out on the map.

There's Droopy Noodle Lake.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Droopy Noodle.

And Perky Ridges.

Perky Ridges.

Thank you, Ridges.

That's my favorite lookout spot.

My girlfriend gave me a head there last

week.

Yeah, she did?

Yeah.

Ah, look at you getting some head.

Well, you know, we're going to definitely do

something.

You want to go hiking a little bit?

Yeah, there we go.

Yeah, so honey, you want to come?

Yeah, mom loves hiking.

Sure, I'd love to come.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd love to come.

I came today with you, mom, you know?

I should be saying that, but yeah, she'd

be very happy to.

That's why I'm feeling good, you know?

Mm-hmm.

I couldn't wait to come home and tell

you guys about my test.

No, I'm so glad, like, the way you

did your test, I'm so glad, you know?

Our work really paid off.

I'm really proud, son.

You made me proud, son, you know?

Just, uh...

I'm really surprised.

Yeah, yeah, you're surprised.

Yeah, I know you're surprised, but I kind

of knew it would work.

After seeing how all the free use just

opened up his mind today.

Mm-hmm.

So maybe we could do this as, like,

family bonding time, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, so at the time, we're stressed, we

free use, we sit here, we talk.

Yeah, it's made mom so much more chill,

you know?

Yeah, so much more open, I see.

Yeah, open, that's a good word.

No, it's perfect, it's just, uh...

So you got more tests coming up?

Anything you want to advise for?

Um...

I think next month, yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, before we go on Christmas break.

What topic is that going to be?

Um...

I don't know, I stopped paying attention because

I was so excited to come home.

All right, well, definitely free use for that.

For sure.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

As long as I can study, I think

I'll be fine.

Yeah, I think it's going to be amazing.

Yeah, see?

See, I know you're surprised, but I think

this time you might be a little less

surprised, right?

Hopefully so.

It shocked me this time.

Yeah, but the system works, let's see if

it works again, you know?

Hopefully it's anatomy, because I feel like I'm

learning a lot about anatomy.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah.

I'm learning anatomy.

Yeah, she might have to help more with

the anatomy, that's more her suit, you know?

Not really my too short of a suit,

but...

Looks good, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll just have to explore her body

parts.

I mean, there's nothing like hands-on experience,

right?

Yeah, no, nothing like that.

Ooh, for breakfast tomorrow, are there any more

Coco Puffs?

You know, I'd love to have some of

those.

Oh!

Yeah.

I wonder what made you think of that.

I don't know.

Huh.

Huh.

That's a good idea.

Yeah, it's a great idea, right?

Mom, your nipples are like the same size

as Coco Puffs.

I know, that's what she said.

I love it.

It's perfect.

How about that?

How about that?

Beautiful.

You didn't want to look at me, but

no.

Oh.

They do look tasty.

They do look a little tasty.

Speaking of tasty, okay, I'm going to get

kind of hungry in a bit, so we

want pizza, honey, yeah?

Yep.

Yeah?

How about wings?

Wings?

Yeah.

That's some wings.

Okay.

Go to that.

Ah, Wonder Wings, I think, is still open,

you know?

All have the best sauce.

Ah, Peter Perry's Pastroni Pizza, too.

Yes.

With four peas?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, Mom loves peas.

Yeah, Mom loves the peas.

Yeah.

All the pea, Mom, you know?

So good.

Yeah.

I haven't had four peas for a while.

You like some four peas, don't you, honey?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Two is not enough, right?

Two is not enough.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

It's perfect.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Definitely going to work up an appetite here,

you know?

It's, uh, it's really good.

Oh, just...

Ah.

Think about that hike tomorrow.

Yeah, I think it's going to be good

for us.

Yeah.

A little workout.

Nothing like family time.

Yep.

You guys are just perfect, you know?

In every way.

Inside and out.

Inside and out.

Inside and out, you know?

Inside and out.

We're going from bliss.

Yeah.

That's what I...

Exactly.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Me neither.