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Whatcha doing?

What does it look like I'm doing? I'm eating my fucking breakfast.

Yeah, but, uh, with no milk?

Yeah, with no milk, because some fucking asshole drank all the milk last night.

I mean, what kind of dick just drinks all the milk, leaves the empty carton in

the fridge, and doesn't even bother to throw it away?

Like, you're just so rude.

Yeah, that guy must be a real dickhead.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that guy.

Yeah, that guy.

I bet he's a real fucking prick.

Ah, man.

Well, you know what?

I'll be the nice guy. I'll go to the store.

Because you don't have a car.

So I'll take mine, get you a carton.

What do you think?

I suppose that'd be nice.

Yeah? Yeah.

You just have to do one thing for me.

God, what is it?

You need to blow me again.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not doing this shit again.

This is a one -time thing, I swear to God.

Oh, come on. I mean, it's either that or dry cereal.

That's an asshole.

But, you know what?

I would like some fucking regular cereal, so...

I'll suck your dick, but I'm not going to be happy about it.

Perfect.

Come here.

Let's go. I want my milk.

I think that's not so bad.

Yeah.

Whoa!

Okay, after you're done, I'll go get your milk.

You're doing such a good job right now.

See, it's not so bad.

You're the worst.

Actually, thank you.

Maybe for you.

Oh, yeah, it was.

And I'm a man of my word. Let me go get your milk.

Oh, you bet.