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(birds tweeting)

- It's so weird.

- You're weird.

- No, I'm not.

- Sorry, I cut you off.

What were you gonna say?

- When it's just us, sometimes I forget.

- Like, your name?

What year it is?

- I forget about my family,

Brayden, and all the idiots at school.

- Good.

That's healthy.

- But it never lasts.

- As in, like,

you remember they still exist?

- I start thinking about what

their reactions are going to be.

- No one at school will care.

Like it's the 21st century, come on!

- Agree to disagree.

- Do you think maybe this might

all just be a little in your head?

- No.

Maybe.

- Anxiety can be pretty wild, hey?

- Oh, can you not make this into a mental health thing?

- No, no,

I'm not, I'm not.

I'm just saying that I think sometimes

you overthink more than you need to.

- Yeah, well it wouldn't be the first time.

- So forget,

for now.

(emotional music)

We can take this as slow as we need to.

- He just can't find out.

At least not yet.

- Whatever you want.

(soft music)

♪ Cause everybody knows ♪

♪ That I just can't help myself when I'm with you ♪

♪ So brand new ♪

♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪

- Wow.

- You don't think it's like,

I don't know, offensive?

- To who?

She's hot as.

- What do you mean?

- I've got eyes.

- When you say she's hot, I don't know,

like I'd never say that about another dude.

- Why not?

- I don't know, it's just not something you do.

- But you can tell though, right?

Like the difference between Chris Hemsworth and...

Sorry, I'm trying to think

of an unattractive Hollywood star.

- Right.

Are you sure you're not into girls?

Like, it's fine if you are,

just seemingly everyone is around here.

- Yeah, I think you need to stretch

your legs out beyond the LGBT club.

- True, fair point.

- I'm not.

- [Brayden] You're not?

- Gay or bi, or whatever.

- Cool.

I'm not either.

You know, just for the record.

- You sure about that?

'Cause you're not really picking up on the hints, dude.

Or you are and you are pretending like you aren't.

- Look, do you want some cheese balls?

- Wow, okay.

Look, I'm gonna go.

- No, don't.

You don't have to go.

- Just tell me though, is it because I'm not a guy?

- Excuse me?

- I mean, you're president of the gay club.

Literally.

- No, it's not like that.

- It's okay if it is, just say so.

I mean, the posters had me think

you were overcompensating for something.

- I did it to impress...

- Celeste.

Good luck with that.

- What do you think you're doing?

- Not reading a play, that's for sure.

- I've never been so embarrassed.

- What about when Scarlet went topless sunbathing in Italy?

- Your sister's got nothing to do with this.

- Well, neither do I.

- What do you call leaving without saying goodbye?

- What do you call setting someone

up on a date without their consent?

- That's not...

I thought it would be good for you.

- Well, thank you,

but I really don't need your help in that department.

(scoffing)

What's that supposed to mean?

- Leigh is kind and he's brilliant on the stage.

- [Saffron] Oh, that's nice,

I don't care about him.

- [Mila] You don't even know him.

- Well, I don't want to.

Not like that anyway.

- Why not?

You haven't even given it a try.

- 'Cause I'm already seeing someone!

- You can fix your own dinner.

- Fine, I'm sick from the smoothie anyway.

(indie music on radio)

- [Ingrid] Where are you taking me?

- [Celeste] Shush, we're almost there.

Here.

- What if we get caught?

- Do you see anyone here?

- Doesn't mean people can't see us.

- Yo, spy satellite.

This is Ingrid, she is my girlfriend.

- What are you saying?

- It was just a joke.

- Can you not minimize this please?

- I didn't mean to make fun.

- Yeah, agree to disagree.

- If you don't want me to tease you, I won't.

- I thought you said you were cool with keeping things--

- A secret?

I am.

I mean, like if that's what it takes.

(Ingrid sighing)

- I'm such a downer.

- You're allowed to be.

You've been through a lot.

- You're not supposed to agree.

- Sorry.

- No, I'm sorry.

I'm doing it again.

- [Celeste] Doing what?

- Complaining.

- Complaining is what makes the world better.

Why do you even like me?

- Hmm?

You're sensitive, and you're thoughtful,

and you're kind.

- Kind?

- Let me finish.

You're beautiful, and you are special,

and you challenge me.

I like that.

- Even though we fight all the time?

- I prefer to call them spirited debates.

Come on.

Do we have to have another one?

- I'm just worried about the satellites.

- Yeah, and 5G?

- Yeah, all of the above.

- [Celeste] All of the above?

- [Mila] I'll pick you up after school.

- Why?

- You can spend tonight at your father's.

- Oh, I've got plans.

- Plans with that Heidi, I assume.

- [Saffron] Yes, who else?

- Well, change them.

- I've been invited to a party.

- No way, absolutely not.

- Since when?

- Since I said so.

- You are a dictator.

- Excuse me?

- You used to let me go to parties all the time.

- [Mom] Yeah, at Tabby's house,

with your riding friends.

- I'm allowed to meet new people.

- Yeah, and I'm allowed to worry about you.

It's my job.

Will there be alcohol?

- [Saffron] It'll be a pretty lame

party if there wasn't any.

- Drugs?

What's happened to you?

- I grew up.

(children muttering)

- What's on tonight?

- Like that's any of your business.

- Come on, don't be like that.

I just wanna be friends, yeah?

- Very mature.

No, really it is.

- Well, I'm having a gath,

so come around, yeah?

- Isn't that gonna be a bit awkward?

- Not for me, heaps of people are coming.

Saffron, Ingrid.

- Ingrid's going?

- Yeah.

You two are like besties, aren't you?

- Yeah, I suppose.

Did she actually say yes?

- Well, I mean,

she's always complaining how she's got no mates,

bit of a loser on that front.

Poor social skills and whatnot.

- Maybe you don't know her as well as you think you do.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Lots of people actually like Ingrid.

- Whatever.

Just come and get to hang out with some absolute legends.

Come on, I can't babysit her by myself all night.

- Okay, fine.

- Sweet, see you there then.

- Hey Zoe, you are going to the gath?

I know you heard me.

- Then get the message.

- What, it's no big deal?

- I can't believe you're even coming to school.

Nobody wants to see you.

- That's not true.

- I guess that's what you get for being stalker.

- I was following your advice.

- Don't blame me, okay?

I did not tell you to harass Saffron.

- Oh, what,

so if it was a guy, it'd be a different story.

- Guys like it.

- Bit of a double standard, don't you think?

- Not really.

- You're acting like you hate me.

Zoe!

- If you know what's good for you, don't turn up.

(insects chirping)

- It's just such BS saying I couldn't go.

I don't know why parents are like that.

- Why would you wanna go anyway?

- To meet people?

- What, to expand beyond the Bible crowd?

- Shut up.

- You know what I mean though.

Isn't it gonna be weird for you anyway

with the whole breakup thing?

- Yep.

- How's Brayden taking it?

- He says he's okay.

- What, and crying himself to sleep every night?

What, you're a catch!

- Don't.

I already feel so bad about it.

- Now I wanna go even more,

and see his attempts at winning you back.

- He is not!

- How's the LGBT club going?

- Okay, fair.

- So you think I should just ignore my mum, right?

- I mean, like,

it works for me!

- She'll go nuts.

- Just say that you got the days confused.

Like that you stayed too long at the library or something.

- Yeah, she's not that gullible.

- All right, then hash it out with her.

Seriously!

- [Saffron] You don't know my mom.

- It's called Pride for a reason.

You shouldn't be ashamed.

- I'm not.

- Okay.

Well then, radical honesty.

That's the only way to go about it.

- Life's that simple?

- Mhm!

(car engine revving)

- Starting to worry you're stalking me now.

- Everyone's invited.

- Not everyone.

- Who wants a drink?

- Ew, who knows what you've put in it.

- What are you talking about?

- Nothing.

- That's okay.

Spread your little lies around.

- You know Saff's gonna be there tonight, right?

- Is she?

- Don't act like you didn't know.

- I didn't.

- Kind of sad, don't you think?

(thumping dance music)

- Not inside, mate.

Mum's got the nose of a drug dog.

- Unlucky.

For him.

- What are you even doing here?

- Hey, what happened to Mr. Inclusive President?

- He knocks off at four.

- Awkward.

- Not really.

- How have you been?

- How have you been?

Wow.

- You don't want me here either.

- I didn't say that.

- You didn't have to.

- Okay, why are you here then?

- Because I have a right to exist.

- So do cockroaches.

- You don't need to attack me every time you see me.

- I know.

- Chill.

- Is she bothering you?

- I didn't do anything.

- Let's go outside and get some fresh air.

- I'm good.

- [Zoe] Seriously?

- It's a new can, zero zero.

- I knew I can count on you two.

- What?

- You came.

- Are you doing the music?

- Yes, my gath mix.

What, you don't like it?

- Are you trying to repel people?

- No, I've been doing that a bit recently.

- [Ingrid] You all right?

- Oh yeah, stoked.

A few hotties here, so.

- Yeah, so you have your eye on anyone in particular?

What about that Kaylee?

- No, got my eyes on someone else.

- Oh, it's cool.

It's fine!

It's fine.

- You wouldn't rather be by yourself?

- Nope, no.

That's not the reason I came in here.

- Hiding from Brayden?

- A little bit.

It's all good.

I'm trying to hide from some guy who was cracking onto me.

- Are you actually?

- Are we the most tragic people ever?

- I wouldn't say that, Saff.

- Oh!

(coughing)

- Are you okay?

- Oh, I just didn't expect it to be so...

- Smokey?

- (coughs) Busted.

First timer.

- Saff, I don't care.

It's okay.

But honestly,

I would've thought Heidi would've hooked you up already.

No?

(giggling)

Where is she?

- Ugh, late as usual.

- I thought she was crashing at Astrid's for some reason,

because she was milling about.

- Think she's gone to the bottle shop first.

- That's great.

How's that going?

Because you know I'm still mad at her for not voting.

- I'm sorry.

- [Celeste] It was really annoying.

- Let's be honest, she would've voted for Brayden anyway.

- Yeah, I guess probably.

You okay?

You look a little pale?

- What's new?

(laughs)

- [Celeste] No Saff, I'm serious.

- I feel a little bit clammy actually.

(phone buzzing)

Oh, hang on.

That's Heidi.

- I'll go grab her.

- Here you are.

I was wondering where you were.

- It's kind of rowdy out there.

- [Brayden] Where's your partner in crime?

- Who?

- Celeste.

- She isn't.

- Oh okay, whatever.

- Last time I saw her,

she was giving a couple of guys a lecture on veganism.

- Yeah, she does that.

- Each to their own, I guess.

- You know, the more I think about it,

we were just, you know,

the craziest couple, weren't we?

- I guess it's good that you're realizing that now.

- Hmm.

Isn't she just the most annoying person?

- She has good intentions.

- Well, could have dodged a bullet.

- Don't obsess over it.

- Probably should have listened to you too.

- Well, you never listen to me.

- Well, you know,

just wanna say thank you for being a good mate.

- Don't mention it.

- Can't take a compliment, can you?

- If I think it's deserved.

- This isn't?

- What do you mean?

- Nothing.

Go, party,

mingle, have fun.

- Okay.

(Saffron gagging)

- [Heidi] Hey, you're okay.

- Probably food poisoning.

- That's not food poisoning.

You're chugging a whitey, okay Saff?

It happens.

- I feel really faint.

- Yeah.

Here.

- You don't need to tell anyone.

- I don't think I need to tell anyone,

I think they can hear you.

- Do you still like me?

- Saff, I love you,

even with puke on your chin.

(Saffron laughing)

- Why didn't you tell me?

- It didn't seem like the right time,

and I was reaching for your hair.

Okay, what did we learn?

- Weed bad.

- Weed bad.

Well, weed bad after alcohol.

Sometimes weed can be good.

You're still pretty.

- I'm pretty?

- You're pretty.

Some water?

Oh yeah.

- And that's the thing.

Like, if we abolished police and prisons,

we would actually all be safer.

- Yeah, but where would you put the criminals?

- There wouldn't be any,

because all the systemic yada yada about,

like regarding drugs, and addiction,

and all of that would just be

fixed through community programs.

Right?

- Yeah.

- Hey, I need to talk to you.

Can you come with me?

- Sure, yeah.

Excuse me!

- Can we go?

- Why?

I was just trying to,

I was just making progress with Astrid.

She really needs waking up, you know?

- Celeste, please.

- [Celeste] What happened?

- I just got the biggest guilt trip ever.

- From who?

- Who do you think?

He's telling me that I'm his best friend

in his entire life and all this stuff.

- Come on.

He's probably just a little bit drunk, just relax.

- How can I relax?

- Do you think he knows?

Are you sure?

- Well, if he doesn't,

it was like a really out of pocket thing to say.

- All right, hold this.

- [Ingrid] What, where are you going?

- I'm gonna go talk to him.

- No, you can't,

because what if I'm wrong?

- I'm sorry, but if he is doing this on purpose,

trying to mess with you,

that has to stop.

- [Ingrid] Oh my God.

(door knocking)

- Use the garden!

Oh, some people.

- Do you think I should go home?

- Like this?

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

- Really?

- Yeah, and then you can give Mila a heart attack,

and then you'll be in the same boat that I am.

- Your mum isn't dead.

- Yeah, she might as well be.

- Do you ever hear from her?

- No.

And it's better that way.

- I know my mum's a pain.

- Understatement.

- Yeah, just I wouldn't not want her around.

- Oh my gosh, now I'm gonna pee--

- You know what I mean.

- Yeah, well,

this is the price you pay for proper parenting.

- What?

I can't believe she let me do it.

- Well, for the lols mostly.

- Was everyone like this the first time?

- Mm, no.

(Heidi giggling)

- Was Tabby?

- Whoa, flashback.

Where did that come from?

- I just wanna know how I compare.

- Hey, look at me.

There is no comparison.

She had a brownie and she was fine.

- Wow, way to crush a girl.

- I would much rather be here with you, Saff.

- It's the first time you've said that.

- Yeah, well,

chunks in your hair and all.

- You're joking?

- Yeah.

Oh wait.

Oh!

Get it!

Oh my God.

You're lucky you're pretty.

- [Brayden] Oh, been a while sine we've done this.

- What did you say to Ingrid?

- Why?

- Just answer the question.

- Hey, you don't own me anymore.

- She says you're being weird.

- No?

- Bray, if there's something

you need to get off your chest like--

- I guess my top's out of the question, huh?

Look, I don't get it.

What's wrong with telling Ingrid she's been a good mate?

- Bray!

- Look, she's probably just being sensitive.

Do you want me to talk to her?

- No, no.

I'll deal with it.

- Because she's been through a lot,

and you know I said that as her mate.

- Yeah, I know.

She has been through a lot.

- I know, tons!

It's amazing really how all that

stuff has happened to just her.

- Are you being serious?

- [Brayden] Of course.

- You are in such a weird mood.

- Probably just the booze, you know?

No one to keep tabs on me.

- Yeah, you can make your own decisions.

- [Brayden] So can you.

- Just make them good ones, okay?

- Priceless coming from you.

- [Celeste] I meant in a good way.

- What, like going for your ex's best mate?

- What are you talking about?

- I was wondering, would that be a fair game or?

- Sit, we need to talk--

- No, how about you suck it.

- Brayden!

- Wow, she's still here.

- Deal with it.

- You're completely unaware, aren't you?

- I'm aware of how much of a bitch you are.

- Pardon?

- You and your little mates trying to

put me down to make yourselves feel better.

So original.

- Ooh, you got me all figured out.

- I actually do though, Zoe.

Remember how long we've been friends for?

- Unfortunately.

- Zoe and I became friends in year seven.

I had to teach her how to shave her mustache.

- No, you didn't.

Shut up!

- You can still kind of see it if you look close.

- Do you want a clap?

Wait, you've already got that.

(Zoe yelling)

- Don't talk to me, don't touch me.

Got it?

- [Zoe] (yelling) Psycho!

- I guess it's too much for you

to handle this like an adult.

- You can never do anything wrong, can you?

You are always right!

- What happened between me and Ingrid,

it's none of your business.

- What did happen, go on?

You, and you're just gonna stand there?

- Can we not?

- Oh sorry, am I being a bit too loud?

- Just calm down.

- And you're one to talk.

You stand there like a scared little goat most of the time.

- Oh, I can't do this.

- Oh, hell no.

You just walk away like you do from all your problems.

Gonna blame this one on your mental health too?

- Hey, you are so outta line!

- I'm not the one who--

- Cheated?

(yells) I cheated everybody!

- (yells) Yes, you are.

You're a cheater!

All you do is walk around school telling people how to act.

The truth is you are the biggest piece of--

- Hey, she must have had her reasons.

- And you,

trying to act like my mate who's trying to get in her pants.

Now I know why people say don't trust the Chinese.

(Brayden grunting)

(tense music)

Everyone out.

(screams) Out!

What you looking at?

Go!

(emotional music)

She's not here.

- Right?

- What are you waiting for?

- It doesn't have to be like this.

- Yeah, you're right.

I'm stoked.

I couldn't be happier for you two.

- I'd think more of you if you meant that.

- I'd think more of you if you weren't a liar.

- Okay, fair.

But do you wanna know why?

Ingrid's absolutely terrified of--

- Just spare me.

All right?

- No, you need to hear this!

When we were going out,

she begged me time, and time,

and time again to stay with you.

And I did.

Just to give you another shot.

And every time I did that, you found a way to screw it up.

- What's that thing that you're always on about,

victim blaming?

- Brayden, I wasn't happy.

- You were,

just, you know,

with her.

- We didn't mean to do it deliberately or to upset you.

- Do you want a medal, Celeste?

- I want you to stop acting like a baby.

You wanna know why I ended up with someone else?

'Cause of this.

(emotional music)