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(upbeat pop music)

♪ Oh now you're running and wanting it back ♪

♪ I guess you finally realized ♪

- Wake up, Saffron.

(music continues)

(both giggling)

♪ Chase for the rest of your life ♪

♪ 'Cause now shes out living life on the moon ♪

♪ No way you're reaching her now ♪

♪ Dream every night of diving into the blue ♪

♪ But I guess you don't know what you got until its gone ♪

♪ Bet you wish you'd just held on ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Shes an original ♪

♪ Original ♪

♪ original ♪

♪ No not your typical ♪

♪ Typical ♪

♪ typical ♪

- These are for you.

- Thanks.

- Don't thank me.

- It's no big deal.

- No big deal?

You get flowers that often? I better step up my game.

- I think Ruby just feels bad, you know

because of the whole-

- Sure.

- What are you doing?

- I'm going home.

- Well, you don't have to do that.

- Don't I?

- This isn't about the flowers, is it?

- I don't give a toss what Ruby does, all right?

I just have stuff to do at my place.

- Okay. Well, we'll just chill there then.

- Not today.

- We never go to yours.

I don't even know what your room is like.

- It's a dump

(scoffs)

Okay? I'll see you at the park later.

- Then we can...

What's the big deal with going to your place?

What, you have something there you don't want me to see?

- Yeah. Room full of creepy dolls.

Bye!

(upbeat intro music)

(intro music continues)

- Hey, what are you doing later?

- (laughs)

Why, you miss me already?

- No.. I, um, there's this thing that, uh,

a friend of mine has organized and um,

I can bring a plus one.

- Like what, a gig?

- Kind of, but with less music and more questions.

That's your first clue.

- Yeah, no,

I have no idea what you're talking about.

- It's a trivia night.

Mm, maybe you'd be awful at it.

- Is trivia still a thing?

- Oh, hell yes. The place is usually packed.

- Oh, ugh.

I'm actually meeting with this guy later

to record at his studio

and usually it runs pretty late, so.

Yeah. No, that's cool.

It's- don't worry about it.

Have I broken your heart?

I have, haven't it?

Haven't I?

(both laughing)

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

- I can't believe I got this for such a bargain.

- I can, price tag's still on it.

- Can I see it for a sec?

Just what I thought.

It's only cheap

'cause it's made by children

in third world countries

that get paid like 10 cents an hour.

You are literally supporting child abuse.

- Shame on you Ingrid.

- And since when did you care?

- I like kids.

Not in that way.

- And animal farming

is why local meat is so cheap.

Get this, almost 200,000 cattle

are slaughtered each week in Australia.

- And that's not right either.

- And where do you think your delicious

pepperoni pizza comes from?

- Oh but like I'm only having a slice or two.

- Well that slice or two was once a living creature.

- Happy?

- Wasting food is even worse!

What'd the animal die for? Nothing!

- Oh babe, come on-

- No!

- What's funny?

- Oh my God.

- (giggling)

Oh,

so pretty.

You shouldn't have.

- Yeah, well the great thing about these is

they're better than flowers

'cause they're already dead.

- So much better than flowers.

(laughing in unison)

The opportunity was too good.

- Hey, let's go back to yours.

It's close by

isn't it?

- Not really.

- I don't mind a bit of a walk.

- I do.

- We should start getting in our 10,000 steps.

- Can you just drop it,

all right?

- I just think it's kind of weird

that you haven't introduced me

to your family yet.

- I'm gonna go.

- You're joking.

- I'm tired

and need a shower.

I'll see you later.

- See you.

- What did you do this time?

- I didn't do anything.

Your little delivery caused that.

- What's wrong with flowers?

- Wasn't necessary.

- Okay. Well it's no big deal.

Just want you to know that

I'm sorry.

- You're forgiven.

- Why do things have to be weird between us?

- They're not.

Well, where are you going?

- To find Heidi,

my girlfriend?

- [Ruby] If you ever need a talk, I'm here.

- Thanks.

- So did you have any plans for tonight?

- I'm finishing the Crusher notes for tomorrow.

- I mean,

other than work?

- Why, do you wanna do something?

- Uh huh

- Well, do you have something specific in mind?

- I certainly do.

- Does it involve dressing up?

- In a sense

it does.

- Love it.

- I thought maybe we could

go out?

To a trivia night?

- Trivia?

Seriously?

- I know it's lame,

but a friend's organized it and I-

- It is not lame.

I,

love trivia!

I used to go all the time

when I was in law school.

You're talking to a reigning champion.

- Seriously?

- Yes.

Ask me anything.

Pop culture, Geography,

Politics.

You name it.

Go.

- Australia's first Prime Minister?

- Mm.

Edmund Barton.

- You really wanna go tonight?

- Hell yes!

I would not miss that.

(upbeat music starts)

(upbeat music continues)

- Hey Heidi!

- What are you doing here?

- Just out for a walk.

- Oh, you were out for a walk?

- Yeah, exercise,

so important.

- More BS.

- I just wanted to know what's going on with you.

- Nothing. All right?

Go.

What are you thinking?

- Recognize that loud mouth anywhere.

Oh, don't tell me

you've invited a friend over.

Good day.

Wayne.

- Saffron.

She was just leaving.

- What?

We're just about to sit down for dinner,

if you're hungry,

you're more than welcome to join us.

- She has plans.

- Do I?

AH,

forget about that.

I'm starving actually.

Done heaps of walking today.

- [Ingrid] I think this is my favorite flavor.

- [Celeste] Ever?

- What did you get?

- Brownie I think,

nut free,

gluten free, paleo.

- So,

what's in it then?

Is it good?

- So good.

You should,

you should have some.

- I'll stick to ice cream,

thanks.

- What? And let all those dairy cows suffer.

- Yeah. We have to do our part

to make the world a better place.

- Yeah, Ingrid do better.

- Yeah, right. Okay

What about those?

- These, what about them?

- No doubt produced in some

third world sweat shop?

- No

not these.

These cost a bomb.

- You don't know for sure though,

do you?

- She's right, you know.

- What am I gonna do?

Throw 'em out.

- That certainly would make a statement.

- I couldn't agree more.

- Are you guys joking?

- By boycotting sweat shop products

you are sending a message

that you are not afraid to stick

by your principles.

- Seriously?

Ow, slow down guys.

- Guess you now know how those

kids in the third world feel.

- Yeah right.

I've gotta go use the whizz palace,

hold up.

- You know he spent weeks

saving up for those shoes

right?

- So?

- He even did extra jobs on the weekend.

- What's your point?

- He earns every dollar he spends.

- Yeah. And he spends every dollar.

he earns

- Only because he is trying to keep

up with your elitist expectations.

- Excuse me.

- You heard me,

you judge him for every little thing

he does.

What he eats,

what he wears.

Does that seem like ethical behavior to you?

- He makes his own decisions.

I can only make suggestions.

- No, actually you shame and judge him

and not only do you make him feel like crap,

he's now thrown out

a perfectly good pair of shoes.

How's that gonna be good for the environment?

- Have you guys ever noticed

how wet dunny floors are?

- And there I was,

thinking that you were all talk.

- Did I forget to mention

that I'm the reigning champion here?

Plus, I mean it's LGBTQ history.

101.

Okay? Everybody knows this stuff

and if they didn't, I would judge them.

But if we keep it up through the next round,

the hamper is ours.

- Oh yes.

- Oh yeah.

Although, from what I can tell

it's only worth about a hundred bucks.

The rate we're going,

we will have spent

at least that on drinks.

- It's the winning that counts.

- Mm.

- The table of macho idiots

are pretty good though.

- Do I look worried?

I've got you on my team.

- Aren't you sweet.

I am gonna go get us some drinks.

I'll be back.

- You look like you're really suffering.

- Oh, you've got no idea.

Babe,

give us a quick rub.

What do you reckon?

- No, no, no, no.

- Come on.

- No, get away.

- She doesn't normally refuse.

- Hey, you and me,

we're gonna have a little talk later.

- It's just a joke.

- Do you wanna play a video game?

- Really?

I thought most developers worked crazy hours

and got exploited?

- Are they?

- Sure,

- We should probably give it a miss then.

- I see what you're doing.

- It's not my fault

that everything's either offensive

or exploitative or both.

- It's not my fault

you don't care where your clothes come from.

- Happy?

- Hey,ooh!

- You wanna inspect the rest

of my clothing labels as well?

- No need.

I already made my point.

- Right.

Coming from the girl

who stripped down in the middle

of the school for exactly what reason?

- That was different.

- All I know is your boyfriend sitting here

with blisters on his feet

because you seem to take issue

with every single shoe company

in the entire world.

- Oh babe, just sit down.

Let's play video game.

- We can't it'd violate her principles.

- See you later, Brayden.

- Cheers Ingrid.

- What? She brought it on herself.

- Seriously. These days you have like no chill.

- She must be the most irritating

person I've ever met.

- Yeah, well she's my girlfriend, so -

- So? Doesn't mean I have to bow down

to her and agree

with everything she says.

- Works for me.

- Are you seriously happy

just parroting whatever she says?

- I just can't deal

with all this female testosterone at the minute.

God damn it.

- This is just great.

- Chuck us the sauce.

- So,

Saffron,

how's Heidi been behaving

herself at school lately?

- Fine.

Really good.

- First time for everything.

- So when do I get to see baby photos?

I'd love to see what Heidi looks like

as a kid.

She always had that kind of angry look?

- Probably

- Did I say something?

- You said a lot of things.

- Sorry?

- So how long have you two been?

Your mum called it,

years back.

- Really?

- She wore nothing but trousers, even then.

You're more of a girly girl,

aren't you?

- I guess?

- You know, with all the, all this going on.

Yeah,

the thing I've never really understood is

why most lesbians go for girls with short hair.

- Yeah. Thanks for dinner.

- What have I said this time?

- Nothing.

I'm just, I'm not hungry.

- I think your dad

was just trying to make conversation.

- He's not my dad.

- Heidi!

Wait! Hey!

- Don't!

- Are you seriously going to

make me chase you around

the streets again?

- You couldn't just stay away

could you!

- Why would I stay away!

- Why would you stay away?

I don't know

because that's what I asked you to do?

- But you didn't have to

keep this a secret.

I don't get it.

Why would I care

that you're living with your stepdad?

- Wayne? Yeah.

Wayne's not my stepdad.

- Okay. Well, who is he then?

Mom dated him for a few years,

that's it.

Why not anymore?

Where is she?

- Your guess is as good as mine.

- Hey, I'm sorry.

- I don't need your sympathy, all right?

I wish she was dead.

- Don't say things like that.

- No, don't tell me what I can

and can't say, right.

You know nothing.

- Just be honest with me.

Honest?

Honest?

Yeah that's fresh coming from you.

- You're never gonna let that go,

are you?

- Guess not.

- Oh why are you being like this?

- Surprise!

- I, I thought you didn't like trivia.

- Yeah, I don't.

But you know,

my session at the studio finished early,

so here I am.

- Yeah. Cool.

- How you doing?

How are you doing without me?

You okay?

- Yeah. I actually just need to

chat to a friend so

- I'll go get a drink.

- All good.

- I'll meet you in there.

- Hey,

it's looking like they're gonna finish up here.

So, maybe we should just call it a night.

- What? We're about win,

big time.

- Or we could head back to yours?

- And leave without getting what you deserve?

- Yes.

- Sorry. I forgot to ask

if you wanted a drink?

- Have you two met?

(mellow background music playing)

(music continues)

- Didn't go well then?

- It's fine.

- Then why are you crying?

Look, you know you can always talk to me.

- Yeah, thanks.

- I know what it's like

to be on the receiving end, okay?

I don't exactly have the best record when it comes

to dating and stuff.

Look, if you don't wanna talk, we can drink.

- Not even a sorry?

- You expect me to apologize?

- I was just trying to make conversation.

- Well don't.

- Less of the lip.

- I'll say what I want.

- You're lucky, you know.

Most blokes would have sent you packing

a long time ago.

- Well, Wayne, thank you so much.

- I'm just trying to have a stress free night.

You start giving me all of this.

- What else do you want me to do?

- How about pulling your weight?

- You want me to get a job?

- Yes, that would be a start.

- Cool.

Great.

I will when you will.

- The answer is black, gray, white and purple.

- Are you sure?

- I wouldn't say it if I wasn't.

- No, no.

Purple? That's on the bi flag.

Isn't it?

- You didn't even know there was an asexual flag.

- I mean it's better than nothing, right?

- Yeah. If you wanna kiss goodbye to your prize.

- Write it down.

- It's not like this is the first time.

Maybe she actually be better off

with somebody else.

No, I've done everything I could.

Every day she gets worse.

Heidi.

- No.

- Will you listen to me?

- Why would I listen to you?

I just heard everything I needed to know.

- You're being ridiculous.

- You're lying.

This was just some little show for you, right?

You never even gave a toss about me.

- You know that's not true.

- So what, I'm out?

- I've got my own problems to deal with,

you know?

- Yeah, no kidding.

- The last thing I need is a teenager

tearing up the house,

getting in trouble with the law.

- Like you did?

- That was a long time ago.

- Please.

All right, I'll get it together

I'll help around the house.

I'll, you won't even notice I'm here.

Wayne. Just let me stay.

You know what it's like out there.

Come on.

Come on!

Enjoy your life.

- Heidi!

- Whoa, slow down, will you?

Jesus.

- You were gonna finish that by yourself?

Well no,

I was gonna take it to Zoe's before she bailed.

- Why are people so unreliable?

- Beats me.

- And weirdly defensive all the time.

Sounds like Heidi doesn't trust you.

- I don't want to talk about it.

Okay.

- She always acts like such a -

- Grade A -

- Don't!

- I'm sorry, okay?

It just bugs me the way she treats you.

Saff, you're never happy.

- I am sometimes.

When was the last time you guys spent a week

without having some crazy fight?

Heidi doesn't know how lucky she is.

- It wasn't all her fault.

I screwed up too.

- Things happen, okay?

- I'm sorry about tonight.

- Very ballsy.

Two dates?

Exact same time and location?

- I did not plan it that way.

- Why didn't you just tell me

when you first saw me?

- Ah, no, I was dumb.

- Oh well,

I had fun.

- You're really not mad?

- Please, we've all been there.

- So this is where you ran off to.

- Sorry about losing the game.

- It's not your fault.

Anyways, I've gotta early start tomorrow.

So I better crack on.

Night.

- Are we still okay?

- I don't know.

Buy me and kebab and we'll find out.

(drunk mumbling)

- She, she hid it from me the whole time.

I had no idea what she was going through.

- If I were you,

she'd be long gone.

Have you ever had that feeling when you really

really like someone, you know?

Have you ever felt that?

- Yeah,

I have.

- Stop!

- No, you want this.

- Ruby,

stop!

How many times I have to say it?

(phone vibrating)

- Hey, what's up?

- I've done something stupid.

- What's new.

- No, like, actually this time.

- What?

- Well, I took your advice.

Didn't I?

And I made a move.

- Finally!

And?

- And?

They just run off!

- Wow.

- Shut up.

- Is it cause he's seeing someone?

- No, that's that's over now.

- So?

- Well, I don't know.

- Okay, seriously.

You either need to get this guy

or get over him.

This is starting to feel a bit tragic,

Don't you think?

- That's because I listened to you!

- Did you tell him how much you like him?

- Sort of

- Okay. If I was you I'd just go

over to his place and be like, I like you.

I wanna be with you.

What do you think?

- Really?

- What's the worst that can happen?

- Honestly,

- Hey, what you got there?

- See if you can guess.

- Hmm. What's this all about?

- I tried to find your old shoes

but someone must have taken them from the bin.

- Wait, you went through a bin?

- Braver than me.

My cousin went through a bin once.

Got bitten by a bin rat.

Almost had to amputate his arm.

Turns out it was just eczema,

but better safe than sorry, right?

- Right.

- So, what changed your mind?

I, I realized that it's not necessarily

the most ethical thing,

to do when you force everyone

to be ethical about everything all the time.

- So meat lover, is pizza back on the menu then?

- Actually, no, I felt great after my last vegitarian meal.

- Really?

- Yeah,

you don't have to go all Vego

just because of me.

- Might even go Vego a couple of times

a week.

It's not cause of you, I want to.

- Good for you.

- Thanks.

- Ruby. What do you want?

- I couldn't leave it like that.

It's like you're scared of me or something.

- And yet, here you are.

- You didn't answer any of my texts.

- Doesn't that tell you something?

- I know you're confused about Heidi.

- What? So you show up at my house?

- It's not like I haven't been here before.

- Once.

- And I can't stop thinking about it.

Saff,

you're amazing.

- What, you want us to start dating?

Is that it?

Well, I want to know

what this thing is between us.

For the 10th time, I'm with Heidi.

- Not anymore!

Okay, she treats you like crap.

What's so wrong about giving me and you a chance?

- I don't want this.

- How do you know?

Hey,

Saff.

- What?

- Why are you making this so difficult?

- I've got a girlfriend!

- I can deal with her.

- You're not listening.

- What's so wrong with me?

- Hey, mom?