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(upbeat music) (indistinct chatter)

- There's cereal in the cupboard

and milk in the fridge.

- What?

- Fresh towels are in that closet.

- What?

- Thank you for a fun night.

- Sorry, sorry.

Wait, wait, what?

- You might want to take it easy

on the tequila next time.

- Right.

- [Lydia] Not everyone can handle it.

- Do I have like, your number?

- Under L.

Lydia.

- Yeah, course.

- [Lydia] We should grab coffee sometime.

- Yeah, coffee, that'd be great.

- Or I could be free for lunch.

One fifteen?

- In the city?

- Yeah.

Melbourne.

- Sorry, I'm still just waking up.

- [Lydia] So?

- Yeah, lunch, I can kill some time.

- [Lydia] I know, I know!

What were they thinking? - Oh man.

♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪

♪ That I just can't help myself when I'm with you ♪

♪ So brand new ♪

♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪

(upbeat music)

- Okay so what did the symptoms look like?

You're going to want to urinate more

and you might feel a burning sensation

and your testicles may become swollen and sore.

- Not my balls.

- You'd have to grow a pair first.

(teacher clearing throat)

- Now for women, you may also feel pain

in your lower belly, bleed between periods,

and experience vaginal discharge.

- Miss, what's that?

I'm just trying to learn.

- Learn silently.

(teacher clearing throat)

- Now remember, as I've said before,

with a lot of STIs, you may not have any symptoms at all.

- [Brayden] So what you're saying is

that you could have an STI and not know about it.

So you may have an STI?

- [Teacher] I don't.

- [Brayden] But how would you know?

- [Teacher] Because I know.

- May I be excused?

I need to go to the bathroom.

- Can I go too?

- [Teacher] No.

♪ Ever since I first met you ♪

♪ I couldn't get you out of my head ♪

♪ Now I'm wondering how to breathe ♪

♪ If I would get here ♪

- Hey, people usually donate

if they're enjoying the music.

- Yeah, people with jobs.

- How much did that coffee cost you?

- Well I guess you weren't completely terrible.

- Ooh, hey, you really are a fan.

That's generous.

- Yep, that's me.

- [Girl] Hey, I'm playing a gig later at the Ev

if you wanted to come along.

- I will be tucked up in bed.

- That's a shame.

♪ Get you out of my head ♪

♪ Now I'm wondering how ♪

- And that is why it is important to wear a condom

even if both partners appear to be STI free.

- Oh thank god, I am starving.

- Okay everyone, grab your bananas

because we are going to learn how to put

a condom on today.

(students giggling)

(condom popping) Brayden!

- What, I just wanted to make sure

it would fit my pecker.

- What about same sex couples miss?

What do they have to look out for?

- Great question, you can learn all about that

in the booklet that I'm going to give you after class.

It has lots of comprehensive information.

- Why don't you just tell us now?

Are you embarrassed?

- It's all in the booklet.

- It's funny that in a sex education class

we haven't heard one word about consent.

- Oh come on. - Sexuality, pleasure,

or abortion. - [Teacher] Okay,

that's enough.

- Why are you even taking this class

if you are so uncomfortable?

- [Students] Ooh.

- What do you tell gay kids

and young women who are constantly subjected

to the sexual advances of men

who haven't been taught the first thing

about the meaning of consent?

- Now is not the time.

- When is, miss?

'Cause I refuse to take part in a sex ed class

that ignores the main issues.

- [Heidi] Sucked in.

- That class was awesome.

- By awesome you mean disgusting, right?

- Check these out.

- No amount of free condoms

is going to fix a broken sex ed program.

- Should see us through the weekend though.

- What do you want Jade to do?

She has to teach the curriculum.

It's not her fault the booklet's lame.

- Is that really good enough for you?

- I'm just glad it's over.

- And that's the thing.

No one cares.

Jade should've told us about the full spectrum

of sexuality.

Don't you want to have smart and safer sex?

- Beggars can't be choosers.

- What are you getting at?

- I want your help.

- We, the undersigned, demand more progressive

and inclusive sex ed classes.

You really think a petition is the answer?

- Yeah, I mean, we take it around the school,

get a bunch of signatures,

I'll type it up and then we present it to Jade.

Then she'll have to listen to us.

- Who's going to sign that?

- Yeah, I will.

- You agree it's important, right?

- Sure.

- So, will you help me?

- Yep, that time works great.

Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.

Okay, bye.

Hello.

- Hey.

Yeah.

Problem?

- No, just thought you hated PDAs.

- Depends.

- Hey.

- Don't you have anything better to do

than creep around by yourself?

- I wasn't.

Talk later, yeah?

- Sure.

- What are you doing?

- I need a pee.

- Again?

You know, you should probably stop drinking

all that tea.

We're having a private conversation.

- Oh I just needed the bathroom too.

- Sure you did.

What is her deal?

- Yeah, I know right.

- Want to go to the canteen or something?

It's probably quiet by now.

- I kind of have a thing.

- A thing?

- Doctor thing.

- Why don't you just go after school?

- They're really busy, think I'm going to die

without my allergy medication you know.

- Well have fun.

- From what you told me,

there is every chance that this problem

is just a UTI.

That being said, I think it's best

we do some tests to rule out anything else.

- Yep, sounds good.

- I see you're on the contraceptive pill.

- Yep.

- Have you had unprotected sex

in the last three months?

- Not really.

- Not really, what does that mean?

- I don't know if you would classify it as?

- How about I put that down as a yes

if you're okay with that?

And until we get the results back,

I strongly recommend that you avoid

any kind of sexual contact.

- Of course.

How long will that be for?

- So this petition demands

that we are given a more inclusive

and progressive sex education.

- Seriously Brayden, leave me alone.

- Just sign the petition and I will.

- Do you want me to shove that pen

where the sun don't shine?

- See, this is why we need better sex ed.

Yo Jack, what's up dude?

- Hi, excuse me.

- This is your opportunity to be

on the right side of history.

Look, if you don't sign it one day

you might look back and go, aw gee,

wish I'd have been part of that inspiring movement.

(upbeat music)

- I'm not signing it.

- Come on Ruby, you don't even know what it's for yet.

- And I don't care.

- It's a petition to get rid of school uniforms.

- Really?

- Hey guys, you don't want to miss out on this.

This is your chance to do something really important.

(upbeat music)

- Trust me, there's nothing hotter than a guy

who's aware of social issues.

- What's your number?

- Keep the pen.

- I warned you.

- What would Saffron think?

Thank you.

- Promise me you haven't forged any of these signatures.

- Swear on my old dog Bogger's grave

that these are all 100 percent legit.

- What about you?

Only two signatures?

Brayden and I managed to get two pages worth.

- Two is better than none, right?

- You haven't even signed it yourself.

- Babe, it's not her fault

she's not as charismatic as some of us.

- Guess not.

- Like the petition's going to work anyway.

- Jade might deny me, but she can't deny

the will of the people.

- Okay so, what do you want me to do with this?

- Take it to the principal or the education department.

- Or the president.

- Okay, I love your enthusiasm

but there is only a limited amount of time

we can actually spend on this in class.

- But the people have spoken, miss.

- I understand but we're at school,

not in a democracy.

- So much work needs to be done.

- Sorry.

I didn't realize you were such an advocate

for LGBT women's rights.

- I've been a feminist since the day

I've come out of my mum's crapper, miss.

- Look, sex education might simply be

a box you need to tick off on the school's curriculum, miss.

But for us students who don't get to walk away

from the rape culture and the homophobia,

this is a serious issue.

- There's nothing I can do, now go.

Come on, scoot, out, yeah, come on, goodbye.

- You are a patriarchal collaborator, miss.

This isn't over!

- Yeah, four twenty.

- Well, I guess that's that.

- I can't believe this.

Who does Jade think she is?

- You could always stage a mass protest.

- Oh my god, Ingrid, I could kiss you right now,

you're a genius.

Come on Brayden, we need to organize.

- Good one.

- And just like that, my favorite bra, ruined.

- Well, there's a really good reason

why you don't use bleach as laundry detergent.

- You're telling me.

Hey, what are you doing later?

- Three hours of conference calls back to back.

- And for dinner?

- Maybe Mexican.

But I don't know, I'll get something delivered.

- Yeah, sounds good, I like Mexican,

it's really good.

(phone chimes)

- Work emergency.

- And after that?

- We will find some time later in the week.

- Yeah okay. - Cool.

- Yeah. - Bye.

- Bye.

- Saf.

- Oh hey.

- Hey.

What happened?

You disappeared.

- Appointment, remember?

- Ah yes, the appointment.

How did that go?

- Yeah, fine, I'm all stocked up

on my antihistamines.

- Antihistamines.

Right, allergies.

- Yes, allergies.

- Don't they make you like a little bit off?

- Just drowsy.

- Uh huh, drowsy.

That's fine, we should go to yours.

We can like, chill.

- Yeah, yeah, we should study.

- I'm not going to study.

- We could just hang out, watch a movie.

- I don't. - Come over, come over.

I'm sorry.

Let's hang out.

- Just stop taking your weird pills.

(phone buzzing)

- Hi.

You okay?

- Yeah, I was going to ask you the same thing.

- Yeah, yeah think so.

- No I just, well I took your advice

and went to that youth group

you're always banging on about.

- You're there now?

- I was.

- Didn't think it was your scene.

- It's not but I mean, I figured if you were into it,

I'd kind of give it a go.

- Sure, yeah.

So I mean, I don't go every week.

- Oh no that's, that's cool, I mean,

what are you doing instead?

- Got someone coming over actually.

- [Ruby] Right.

- Hey.

- No yep, that's, that's cool.

I'll see you there next week.

- Maybe.

- You were so good, like so so good.

- Actually, I feel like I was a little bit off.

Especially during that second song, my god.

- Are you always this modest?

- Not usually, no.

- Seriously, thank you for the invite.

I am really glad I came.

- You're my biggest fan, remember?

- Yeah, still can't believe I gave you a 20.

- Why did you?

- Seemed like a really good idea in the moment.

- Hey, how far's your place?

- It's like forever on the train.

- Okay, I'll get us a ride.

- Cool.

- Unless you don't want to.

Is the hangover catching up with you?

- No, no no, it's not that.

I just don't think I can split the fare

'cause I gave all my money away

to someone I met on the street.

- Well it's a good thing I believe in karma then.

I'll just go get my stuff.

(man singing)

- Is your mom home?

- Nope.

Not for another couple of hours.

- Really?

(girls giggling)

- Wait I can't.

- Why?

- Mom's going to be back soon.

- You just said she's going to be gone

for a couple hours.

- But imagine if she walked in.

- I thought you liked excitement and danger.

Come on.

- I just can't.

Tomorrow?

- Tomorrow.

- Positive.

Unfortunately.

- As in, I have?

- We'll run some more tests in two weeks

to confirm it but yes.

- Wait, two weeks?

- This is going to be awkward and uncomfortable

but within the next few days

you're going to have to contact anybody

you may have slept with within the last three months

and let them know what's happened.

- Why?

- [Doctor] So they can be tested too.

- When you say I have to tell them.

- [Doctor] Yes?

- Do you mean like, legally?

Ruby, you free?

- Finally want to talk, do you?

- Been kind of busy.

- Yeah, I noticed.

- Please, it's important.

- Okay.

- You remember the other week at my party?

- Yeah, I haven't been able to think about anything else.

- Me neither.

- Really?

- I have to tell you something okay, so don't freak out.

- You can tell me anything.

- Chlamydia?

You are joking, right?

- The doctor said that it's really common

for people our age.

- I don't care if it's common,

who else are you sleeping with?

- Why are you so angry?

I'm the one that's just been diagnosed

with an STI, okay?

Forgive me for not feeling sorry for you right now.

- Do you know who you got it from?

- Maybe you.

- Not likely.

- Are you sure?

- Trust me Saffron, I'm sure.

- So you haven't had any problems down there?

- None whatsoever.

- Do you know who the last person you slept with was?

- Let's just say there hasn't been anyone for a while.

- You and Tabby didn't?

- Why am I being interrogated?

- Sorry, sorry.

Maybe it was me, I don't know.

- So you really didn't know who it was?

- No one you'd know.

♪ We wanna go, go ♪

♪ We wanna go, go ♪

(phone buzzing)

- You going to get that?

- It's probably.

- Okay, I'm going to go make myself a coffee.

- Hello?

- [Lydia] Hey, it's me.

I'm really sorry about yesterday.

- It's all right,

you don't need to apologize, you're busy.

- [Lydia] That is no excuse for being as cold as I was.

- No really, it's okay, honestly.

- [Lydia] Well if you're free over the next

couple of days, I'd love to catch up.

- Yeah, look.

- [Lydia] Sorry, I've got to run.

I'll order in dinner or something.

Talk soon, bye.

♪ We wanna go, go ♪

♪ We wanna go, go ♪

- [Teacher] Right, Oliver.

- [Oliver] Here.

- Thank you.

Julia.

- [Julia] Here.

- Thank you.

Ruby.

- Here.

- [Teacher] Great, Ingrid.

- Here.

- [Teacher] Excellent, Celeste.

Anybody seen Celeste?

No, okay, all right, Alex.

- [Girl Over Speaker] Attention students.

Today we are going to have inclusive

and progressive sex education for all.

- [Teacher] No, sit down you guys.

Come, where do you think you're going?

(upbeat music)

- Two, four, six, eight,

better sex ed would be great.

- Two, four, six, eight,

teach us how to masturbate.

- Everyone, come.

Join us as we protest for the sex education curriculum

we both need and deserve.

- What about queer students?

I knew it.

- He's an ally, you all can be.

- Especially us straight students.

- Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

You've never been straighter, Brayden.

- Ruby, I know you've signed the petition.

Come, join us.

- Yeah, no, I certainly

haven't signed this petition.

- What?

- [Ruby] Braydon made me sign something,

it was about casual dress.

- Did you trick people into signing?

- I thought it would be creative.

- If you want people to join your protest,

don't lie to them.

It makes you seem gross.

- Ingrid, come, help us, please.

- How cringe was that protest?

- Sure.

- That's Celeste for you though, she's so up herself.

Don't you reckon?

- Yeah, totally.

- What?

- How legit do you think that STI class was?

- Oh my god, stop.

- See this, this is why I don't tell you things.

- This is why I don't hook up with randos.

- Thanks, Zo.

- You at least used a condom though, right?

- Uh.

- Wow.

- We didn't really need one.

- Everyone needs one and they're like free.

- I did suffer through the same class, thanks.

- Sorry, just hope you're not preggers.

- Doubt that.

- Ingrid.

Why didn't you come out and support us, huh?

- I don't know.

- This was our one chance

to fix something that's broken in this school

and all you could do was hide in class

like a coward.

- Don't you dare call me a coward.

- Oh, I'm wrong am I?

- I'm not even out to my parents yet.

I can't exactly be the poster child of gay rights.

What if someone took a photo and posted it?

- I just wanted to know I could count on you.

- Celeste.

- I'm not going to apologize for that protest.

- Just chill, all right, just chill.

Look, this isn't the school's view

or Mrs O'Brien's but, between you and me,

I really admire you for what you did.

You stood up for something that you believe in.

You should be proud of yourself.

- Didn't work though, did it?

- Well actually, I've had a chat to the principal

and you've been given approval

to start an after school LGBT plus group.

- Seriously?

Of course I would, yes.

- And with your cooperation, we'll consult

with the group on the sex education curriculum.

- Oh my god, that is awesome.

Thank you so much.

We won't let you down.

- However, to make it all official,

we do need you to sign at least two members.

- Okay.

- What?

Oh no, sorry miss, I'm not, you know.

- It's the least you can do.

- Sign me up.

- Consider it done.

- See what happens when you stand up for something?

- Four twenty.

- Are you okay?

- Just want to get this over with.

You know, forget it ever happened.

- Yeah, thanks.

- Yeah.

Thanks for telling me.

- I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'll be back.

- What are you doing here?

- I hit my leg dancing.

- Right.

Yeah looks real sore.

Her?

Seriously.

- You couldn't have picked another clinic?

- Oops.

- It wasn't like it meant anything, okay.

It was one night when I'd been drinking.

I'd forgotten it even happened.

- You forgot.

You forgot you slept with someone

you see everyday at school.

- You know what I mean.

- I thought you were a lot of things, Saffron.

But I didn't think you were a liar.

- I wasn't lying to you, okay?

I already felt terrible about it

and I didn't want to make you feel worse.

Does that make sense?

- Good job, good job.

You know what, I don't have to tell you

about everyone I've ever slept with, okay?

Just because we're dating, it doesn't mean

you get unlimited access to my sexual history.

- I don't care about your sexual history, all right?

I care that you chose someone we both now.

It's like people know more about my girlfriend

than I do.

- I'm not going to let you make me feel guilty

for wanting some privacy.

- Then what are we doing?

- So I've been thinking a little bit.

- I know, I was rude to you yesterday

and it won't happen again.

I'm really sorry.

- That's not actually what I was going to talk about

but thank you though.

- Sit.

You are tense.

Take a breath.

Relax.

So, what were you thinking about?

- Us.

I've been thinking about us.

- Yeah?

Me too.

- You have?

I've been thinking that.

Was thinking.

- Chlamydia.

Chlamydia.

- Stop saying it.

- Oh, that is priceless.

Who gave it to who?

- It's not funny.

- Heidi must be spewing.

- Yeah, she is.

- That's some tough shit, sis.

- I don't have to tell her about everyone

I've slept with, right?

Like, surely you don't feel the need

to tell Celeste about every woman

you've ever had sex with.

- Nah, couldn't, take too long.

But this is different though, isn't it?

Because, you know, you've known

and you've been hanging around.

You had the option to tell her

but you didn't take it.

It's like if Heidi never told you

we went out a few years back.

- What?

- That's why she's so agro with me now,

broke the poor girl's heart.

- You're so not funny.

- Yeah, but I had you.

- No you didn't.

- But seriously,

it doesn't feel good being left in the dark, does it?

- Yeah.

- And just for your information, if you ever want to chill,

you're lonely, I am STI free.

- You sure about that?

- So you said that you wanted to tell me something?

- What?

- You said you had something

you wanted to tell me before.

Go ahead.

- Ah right.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, before you do,

I know that you said that you were okay

with how I acted yesterday but, just in case,

I got you a little something.

- Whoa, it's like, it's really nice.

- There is one thing though.

- What?

- I couldn't decide which one to get for you

so I grabbed two.

I thought I'd let you decide on your favorite.

- Maybe I can have both.

- You were right.

I should've told you about Ruby earlier.

- Yeah, you should have.

Is there anybody else I need to know about?

- You want me to list every person I've slept with?

I promise, there's no one else

at this stupid school you need to worry about, all right?

If you can't accept that I've had a sex life

outside of you then I don't know what to say.

- So leave then.

- You're right, I should've told you sooner.

I'm sure we've both had plenty of partners.

- Not me.

- What do you mean?

- The thing about you saying

that we've both had plenty of partners.

That's just not true for me.

- What, I was your first?

I wish you'd told me.

- Funny that.

- I hate fighting.

- Me too.

Because you're annoying.

- Did you get your test results back?

- Yeah.

- And?

- All clear here.

So that means in 12 days we can.

- We'll see.

- [Saffron] Okay.

(upbeat music)

♪ They say what you wanted ♪

♪ You can feel it but you want to leave it ♪

♪ Baby when I saw this ♪

♪ Has a feeling that's a system breaking ♪