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(pop music)

♪ Is it, what you wanted ♪

♪ You can feel it ♪

♪ But don't want to leave ♪

- Oh, lap under two minutes, beat that.

Oh wait, you can't.

- No one likes to cheater.

- They don't call me quick Vickers for no reason.

- Oh yeah.

And who calls you that?

- Um, Ed, Ingrid,

Mrs. Forbes, my P.E. teacher.

- You're so clueless.

There's no way she would actually go through with that.

- No, don't spoil it.

- I'm Not spoiling it.

- Yes you are.

- Hey.

- Oh my God. Don't don't don't

- oh, I forgot how ticklish you are

- Not the only one that I know

- You're gonna miss something important.

- No, I'm not.

- Do you want a drink or something?

- Oh, you don't have to run off.

- I'm not.

- Really?

- Just, I don't want things to be weird.

- They won't be weird.

As long as you keep saying stuff like that.

So we gonna finish the movie?

- Well yeah, you gotta see how it ends.

Yes?

- Thanks.

- For?

- Being here.

- Anytime.

(kissing sounds)

(pop music)

♪ Cause everybody knows ♪

♪ That I just can't help myself ♪

♪ When I'm with you ♪

♪ So brand new ♪

♪ Cause everybody knows ♪

- I could lie here all night.

- Me too.

- Aren't you exhausted?

- Yeah, no, I am.

- Going somewhere?

- Gotta pee.

- Saf?

- Yeah?

- Is like everything okay?

- Yeah. It's fine.

- Fine.

- Babe 10 outta 10.

- What? You're scoring me now?

Bray, listen,

(photo click sound)

that better be for your own private collection.

- It's to Ed.

- Why would you send that to Ed?

- Oh, I thought you were all like sex positive and

stuff.

- Yeah, but that doesn't mean I wanna

broadcast our private life.

- Oh, come on.

Ed shows me the Chicks he pulls all the time.

- And now you think you have something to boast about?

- What? Don't I?

You're all like, you know,

Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

- And what did you do?

- Stopped.

That was only because

- Yeah.

(moaning)

- At least someone's having fun.

- Rematch.

You might get lucky.

- Not with quick Vickers.

- What happened to you last night?

- What do you mean?

- Netball?

- Oh, sorry did I not message you?

- Ah, it's cool.

We won anyway.

- Really?

- Yep.

- That's a first

- 49 to 46, Astrid played goal defense.

- That's great.

- Maybe you are the one letting the side down.

- Maybe.

- Big night?

- Just a late one, that's all.

- I'm getting that.

- I'm kind of working on a project.

- Oh, like a school project?

- Mm hmm.

- Well don't let it wear you out.

- I'll try not to.

- Okay.

(somber music)

- Come on.

- I don't dance, I don't

- suit yourself.

- Oh, I see what you're doing.

- Mm it's called creating a mood.

- Mm hmm, well, isn't your mom gonna be home soon?

- Not for another couple hours.

She works late.

- (sigh)

- What's wrong?

- Nothing alright?

I'm just tired.

It's nothing.

- It's nothing to do with the other day?

- Why would it?

It was fine.

- Hey, I meant that in a good way.

- Mm hmm, sure you did.

- It was.

- Fine, ordinary, normal, boring.

- What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

- Are you really about to call me vanilla.

- Some people like things one way and

others like things a little bit more spicy.

- Spicy ice cream?

Yes. Everybody loves a bit of spicy ice cream

- You get it.

What we had was fun.

I just think it could be a lot more fun.

- Obviously.

I just didn't wanna freak you out.

- Great.

(sniffing sounds)

- Oh, hi.

- Hey. Now is not a good time.

- Why?

- Uh, no reason.

- Not even here to see you

- Two of you are making each other miserable again are you?

- I thought you didn't care.

- I don't, Celeste (inaudible).

- Are things going well?

- Yeah, really well.

She pretty much worships me.

- Lies.

- No she does.

- She gets down in her knees, does she?

- Sometimes

- Ew.

- I'll just be a minute.

- I know.

Oh, Hey.

- Hi.

Anyways,

- She doing here?

- Nothing I want to think about

(pop music)

- Oh wait

- What? It's hot.

- You know, I can't stay for long.

Right?

- You don't have to.

- I know, but

- Sorry. I'm pressuring.

- I'd tell you if you were.

- Would you? or would you just try

and be all polite about it?

Hey, we are on your schedule.

- You know, I want to do this, right?

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- So?

- So, what are you doing tomorrow night?

- Oh, I've got this thing on.

It's like

- Really?

- It's so important it's the most

like important thing I've like ever.

- Okay. Okay.

I love it when you touch me like

that, like that.

Uh, your skin feels so good against my skin.

Ugh.

I love the sounds you make.

I love the, hi.

- Who are you talking to?

- no one, no one.

I was, I was singing.

♪ I love the sounds you make ♪

- I'm not sure I can say the same.

- Yeah. It's a,

it's a good song, okay?

- Oh, come on, come on, come on,

come on, come on.

- What are you doing?

- Madison Beer, Madison Beer, Madison Beer.

- What?

- Oh, I'm just trying to get in the zone.

You know? like a pro athlete.

- By saying another woman's name?

- Don't worry, you're just as hot as she is.

- What is going on?

- Nothing, that's the problem. You know?

Don't laugh.

- It's nothing to be ashamed of.

It affects lots of guys

you know, normally in their seventies, but

- Not helping.

- Okay. Look, if we're gonna be in a relationship

you have to communicate better than this.

It's okay to be nervous.

- All right, well.

I know you just,

you got me all self conscious and stuff.

- There, wasn't that hard, was it?

- Ha, ha, ha, ha, not funny.

- Sorry.

- You have no idea what I'm gonna do to you later.

- Okay?

- What?

- No I just, I'm sorry,

I just didn't expect it.

You never say things like that.

- Not to you.

- I was joking.

- What do you want me to do to you?

Hey.

- You sound like some sleazy, dude.

- Have you ever heard of dirty talk?

- No, never.

What is that?

- Hey, I was just trying to spice things up.

You know?

- You might wanna try saying something

that is a bit more personal.

Hey, don't stop, okay?

- Well what can I do to make you

- Anything you like.

- I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw you down on the green

and give you a hole in one.

(laughs)

- What are you doing?

- What do you think?

- You're being ridiculous.

- I'm not the one ruining the mood.

- Well, and I am?

- can't we just drop the dirty talk

and be boring?

- I didn't mean you weren't good.

- Just forget it.

(sigh)

- It's like they got a kick out of bossing me around.

- Parents.

- The sooner I'm able to move out the better.

- Ah, but then you have to pay rent.

- Is that why you stayed here?

- Well, it wasn't for the housemates.

That's for sure.

- I'm sorry I can't stay over, they just

- Don't trust you?

- Obviously not.

- Maybe they think that you're getting it on with Saffron

and that's why you're like spending so much time over

at hers.

- If they did, I'd be

locked up for good.

- Are you ever gonna tell them?

- Eventually

- You've still got a couple of hours now, though, right?

- It's not very long.

- It's long enough.

(kissing sounds)

- Take that. Hey, did you see what I did?

- Yeah. Babe sick moves.

- Why do I get the feeling you wanna do more

than play video games

- Pheromones, human nature.

Can't resist it.

- Ah, so you want me to just strip off right now?

- Works for me

- Just because I've come over

does not mean I want us to sleep together.

- Um, you said you wanted to chill.

- So?

- So that's the code.

- Since when?

- Since every time you've come over recently.

- Prior consent does not equal implied consent.

- Okay, Okay. I'm sorry.

- Good. Don't ever presume.

- But this hasn't got anything to do

with the whole, you know, nerves thing, does it?

- No.

- Okay. Then what?

- Just not in the mood.

- So you sure it's nothing to do with downstairs?

- The, the quicker than you say Usain Bolt routine?

I'm not gonna shame you for

discovering your sexuality.

- I sure hope not.

- Well, I am if you're gonna

bloody jump my bones every minute.

I'm not a humping post.

- No, no, for sure.

- There's more to life than sex.

- Amen.

- Wow.

- I'm surprised there's not rose petals on the bed.

- Kind of cheesy.

- Yeah, and the mood music isn't?

- I can't take my girlfriend out on a nice date?

- It's like you want something.

- Guilty.

I wanted to apologize.

- Yeah?

- Everything.

- How?

- See?

Nothing to be afraid of.

- Who wasn't?

- I was on my first time.

- Why do I find that so hard to believe?

- It's better to just

bang, get it done.

- Oh, sounds romantic.

- Hey, it was

- I'm sure.

Anyway.

- Oh, now I see how you roll.

Love 'em and leave 'em.

- That's me

- Next time.

We'll take our time.

- Okay.

- Tomorrow?

- I actually have this crazy homework assignment tomorrow.

- Oof. Ouch, brush off.

- No, I'm serious.

I'm still catching up on all this stuff.

- I'm just teasing.

- I suppose it could wait.

- It's a date.

(kissing sounds)

(pop music)

- What are you doing?

- Don't worry about it.

(vibration sounds)

- What is that?

- It's fun.

- I didn't need that.

- Close your eyes.

I just thought of something else we could try.

- Fine

- Promise it'll be fun.

- Mm hmm.

I'm having a lot of fun.

- Shut up.

Okay.

Now you can slowly

open your eyes.

- What are you doing?

What is that?

Get it off, no, get it off.

- Make me

- Take them off now.

Take them off.

- They're not real.

- Just please just take it off.

- They were a joke from the girls at riding school.

- You can't just bring that on somebody Saffron.

- I can't surprise you?

- A bottle of vodka is a surprise.

Handcuffs? No.

- Sorry.

- News flash Saffron being in cuffs for real?

Not fun.

- Check you out. You are gonna give the Rock a run

for his money.

- And yet somehow my muscles are still bigger

than yours.

- That's what Ingrid's into.

- Are you gonna be around tonight?

- Oh, she's not coming over again is she?

- So what if she is?

- Well, I've got Celeste coming over.

- So?

- So I don't know, like

the two of them are kind of weird together.

- That's all right.

We'll just stay outta your way.

- alright, Cool.

And can you keep it down?

- Wait, sorry.

Sorry. What?

- I don't know.

The two of you giggling like school girls.

- She's the school girl.

- It's distracting.

It's like she's trying to win an Oscar.

♪ Ah ♪

- There is nothing fake happening in my room.

- Bull.

- Oh your poor, poor girlfriend.

- Celeste can't get enough.

- Do you know?

My first time was

- Stop. Just stop.

- Kind of a nightmare. Right?

- Stop, yeah.

- Just look, all I'm saying is

it's a process.

- Big time.

- Can I give you a tip?

- No.

- If all else fails,

You can always just fall back on one

four letter word, alright?

- Yeah, porn.

- Lube.

- Yeah, right, obviously.

(scoffs)

- Yeah. So if you ever need to, you know

talk about like girl stuff.

- Likewise.

- What?

- Nothing.

- You are thinking about something.

- Nothing important.

I have this stupid English test tomorrow

and I haven't even read the book yet.

- Who cares?

- I do?

- Why?

- Because if I fail my parents

- Ah, naughty Ingrid.

- It's not funny.

It's actually really sad.

- Okay. Well then,

let me take your mind off of it?

- I'm actually not really

- I've got just the thing.

I'm gonna kill him.

- That's more than enough.

- You can never be too lubricated.

- Stop.

- Would you like a beverage?

- What is it?

- Wine.

- Yeah. What type?

- Goon.

- Are you serious?

That has gone everywhere.

That's why you mop it up, you are hopeless.

You need to relax.

- That's what the wine was for.

- I mean it

- I'm trying.

- I know.

- Thanks for coming.

- Can't stay.

And who knows?

You might start pulling out some leather stuff and whip me.

- That's not fair.

I'm not into that, by the way.

- I'm generally surprised

- You keep so many things hidden.

- says the girl with pink, fluffy handcuffs.

- We don't have to keep trying to do this.

Do you wanna watch something?

- Sure.

- Okay.

What are you in the mood for?

Comedy, sci-fi, romance?

- Okay.

- Hey,

I'm sorry.

- Should I be celebrating on behalf of women everywhere?

- Probably.

What are you doing here?

- You don't mind if I crash, do you?

- Sure. Whatever.

Do you want to play video game maybe?

Where's my other controller?

I swear I put that on charge.

Are you trying to kill me?

I think it's best that we just stay celebrate.

- Celibate?

- Yeah. Well the pimp life's not for me anymore, so.

- Is this because we haven't had good sex yet?

I'm not ashamed.

- Well I am, so.

- I know.

I noticed.

You gotta tell me, what's up?

- Okay. How do I word this?

My dad used to take me to the cricket every weekend.

No excuses.

- I didn't know you played.

- I didn't and I don't.

So I couldn't hit a ball to save myself

and finally quitting cricket.

It was the best decision I ever made.

- Okay. What if I told you I have had my fair share?

I don't want hear it, I just

- In my time

- wanna hear it.

- And I know you've got what it takes.

- Really?

- What if I told you

I could teach you to play amazing cricket

and build a really, really long innings.

- Ew, gross.

- What? It's super authentic.

You're gonna love it.

- You know takeaway food is just catered to local tastes.

Right? Doesn't taste anything like the real thing.

- Yeah. Well it's delicious, so.

- I'm sorry about last night.

- Don't stress.

How'd your essay go?

- Well, let's just say don't be surprised

if I'm grounded next week.

- Great.

- It's not my fault.

- Oh, I know.

Just maybe if you stood up to your parents

- Gee, why didn't I think of that?

- I'm just trying to help

- You always say the same thing.

It's not my fault.

They are the way they are.

- It's okay, maybe we can message.

- Really?

- Hmm. Maybe I can send you a picture or two.

- Okay. Don't expect a response?

- Ouch.

- Okay. That sounded really rude.

It's just so not my thing.

- Okay. Forget it then.

- Is, is this working for you?

- Of course.

- You wouldn't rather be

with someone who could stay over more often?

- I want you to stay over.

- Right. But you know, that's not gonna happen.

- Okay?

- Like maybe the age thing's too hard.

- Hey, Hey, you're spiraling.

- No, I'm not.

We both know it.

- It's not important.

- Okay. Well how often did Freya used to stay over?

- All right, yeah, more often.

but I don't want you to feel

like I'm pressuring you or anything.

- You don't have to.

- What are you trying to say?

- Maybe there's a reason why we didn't work

out the first time?

- Please don't give up that easily.

- Well, tell me that it's not important to you then.

- What?

- Sex.

- I mean, it's not the most important thing.

What do you wanna just go back to

being friends or something?

- I can't give you what you want.

- Of course you can.

I want you, can we just maybe take a little bit

of time and think this over?

- I feel like it's probably better to just, you know

bang? Get it over and done with.

- No, no Ingrid, come on, you're being crazy.

- Yeah.

That's me.

- I love you.

- Yeah, I love you too.

- At least stay.

We can finish that movie?

- It's okay.

You know how it ends.

(somber music)