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- Bang! (gasping)

Hits him with a reverse Frankenstein, it was sick.

- Brayden. - What's up?

- You seen Ed?

- No, why, is he ignoring you again?

- You seen him?

- Why would you ask me?

- I thought you guys hung out sometimes.

- He's probably just wagging.

- What was that?

- Nothing, Miss.

- I've got a right to know

if a student's cutting class, don't I?

- And I thought I had a right to a private conversation.

She's such a cow.

- She's alright.

- Oh no, she has it out for me.

- What do you expect when you fail every assignment?

- [Heidi] Who asked you?

(mellow melodic music)

- Why are you always treating her like that?

♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪

♪ That I just can't help myself when I'm with you ♪

♪ So brand new ♪

♪ 'Cause everybody knows ♪

- Hey, could you just pass me that, ah.

I had a visitor last night.

(cat meowing) Come on.

- Okay.

Interesting.

- Come on.

She won't come out.

- I can see that.

Do you wanna come to mine?

- And just leave her here?

She probably belongs to someone.

- Or is totally feral.

- It's a defenseless animal,

(cat meowing) she needs my help.

We've got to at least check if she's microchipped.

Come on.

- Totally.

(cat meowing)

- Come on.

Look at the string.

(melodic guitar music)

- So how do I look?

Is it too much, what do you think, too much?

- [Stella] For bingo?

- No, for Phillip.

- Oh, he'll love it.

- You're only young once, Stella.

Look, don't you wanna go out dancing,

maybe with one of the boys from school?

- I don't really dance with boys.

- Shame.

I could teach you the bump.

- Nan, please.

- Here.

- What's this for?

- [Nan] See if there's a boy,

who might wanna go out somewhere.

- And what makes you think

that there are any boys I wanna go out with?

- What about that friend of yours, Ingrid,

what's she doing these days?

- She's, um, she's just busy.

- What about the blonde girl?

YOLO, Stella.

- Dude, did you hear what I said, Ruby's--

- Gonna ruin your life?

Yeah, I know. - (sighing) What do I do?

- I don't know, start praying.

- Should we get back together?

- Weren't you only in it to smash?

Like she literally did your head in.

- So?

- So if you're not into her now,

how's having a little baby Satan crawling around gonna help.

- Mate.

- Oh, you butt munch!

- Thanks.

- No, not you, just some clown trying to ram me.

- Dude, this is serious.

- I don't know, mate.

Get her to like take a test or something.

- And if it's positive?

- Start buying nappies.

- So you seriously think I should go through with this?

- You know my Mum wanted to abort me, yeah?

- She told you that?

- Yeah, every time I stuff up, it's all good though,

my Nan talked her out of it.

- Shame.

(sighing) - No dice?

- They have to check the ID of anyone who's under 25.

- See, I told you I should've gone.

- Well, go on then.

- I can't straightaway, they'll know.

- Hey!

- You invited her?

Your turn.

- For what?

- Anything with vodka in it.

(traffic rumbling quietly)

What's the problem.

- You really think they'll serve me?

- I suppose you do only pass for about 12.

- Well, I'm sorry I'm not caked in makeup.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- I'll do it.

Won't be long.

(melodic guitar music)

- [Dani] Are you okay?

- Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

- Nothing came up on the microchip,

so they're gonna put him up for adoption.

- Him?

- Yeah.

- Well, that's good news, isn't it?

- Yeah, well, it's not like he's a kitten,

which is what nearly everyone wants.

- Do you wanna get some food?

- Did you hear what I said?

- Yeah, but there's nothing we can do about it,

so why stress? - I could adopt him.

- With Brayden's allergies?

Come on.

(cat meowing)

Let's do something to take your mind off it, hey?

- Do you get me at all?

(cat meowing)

(traffic rumbling quietly)

(birds twittering)

- [Ruby] I thought booze was for losers?

- Changed my mind, didn't I?

- Fantastic.

- You gonna keep me waiting all day or what?

- I'm sorry, Ed, you seem stressed.

- [Ed] Aren't you or not?

- And what if I am, then what? (sighing)

- [Ed] I don't know.

- I mean, it's not like there's anyone else, is there?

- No.

- Good.

I don't need to take a test this second, do I?

- No.

- The chips are a bit crispy, but the aioli, delish.

Does a girl know how to cook or what?

- Have you been taking lessons from Nicos?

- Ew, in his dreams.

- Maybe you're in the wrong line of work.

- Maybe.

So are we all good?

- Hm-mm.

- Come here.

- Hm.

I'm eating garlic.

- Sorry I didn't break down in tears before,

that's what all this is about, isn't it?

- You could at least try to feel something.

- That's right, 'cause you prefer the unstable type now,

don't you? - Freya.

- Can I do anything right?

♪ Oh man the mountains called my number and won ♪

♪I'm just a lifesize lottery ticket in the hand of the One♪

♪ That stress-out freak-out's gone ♪

♪ since we packed up the car♪

♪ Now I'm standing in a circle ♪

♪ all your sad faces crowning the yard ♪

- [Tabby] Don't mind if I do.

(crunching)

- What do you reckon her deal is?

- [Tabby] Who?

- The serial killer.

- [Tabby] (laughing) Sure.

- No, I'm serious, all that cleaning supplies.

That's a big mess, something's not right.

- Takes one to know one, I guess.

- Watch out, you could be my next victim.

- How could you kill a 12-year old?

- Plenty of ways, you could crush their skull.

- [Tabby] You have really thought about this?

- Yeah,

I really have.

- You know your biggest mistake?

Telling me, yeah, now I know your true intentions.

- Yeah, which are?

- Get me home, so you can kill me.

- Half right.

I don't care if there are witnesses.

- Why don't you just overpower me now?

- Chips.

- Duh!

- So you're giving me a motive?

- Guess I am.

(laughing)

- Hey.

- Hey, I like your nose ring.

- [Sales Assistant] Yeah?

- Hm, I was kinda thinking of getting one myself.

- Yeah, what's stopping you?

- You know, just really busy with like uni and stuff, so.

- Yeah, right. - Hm.

- Is that what you're getting?

- Yeah, it's for my Nan, I do the shopping for her,

she's like really unsteady on her feet, so you know.

- Hm, vodka will do that to you.

- [Sales Assistant] Are you guys together?

- Yeah, but paying separately, so.

- [Sales Assistant] 49.

- Um, cash okay? - Yeah.

Thanks.

(cash register beeping)

- So why did you do that for, Miss?

- Don't drink at all at once, yeah.

(mellow melodic music)

- [Ed] So?

- Takes a minute.

- If it's positive.

- Yeah?

- Do you wanna keep it?

No, of course, yeah.

- Didn't see us being a long term thing, did you?

- Who said that?

- It's just the way you act.

- I thought this was what you wanted.

- Yeah.

- [Ed] Ruby.

For real.

(sighing)

It's gonna be alright, it's gonna be,

it's gonna be good, we'll figure it out,

we'll figure out something, yeah?

Yeah.

(sighing)

(quiet background pop music)

- You're crazy.

- You've just gotta do it fast, whoosh, down the throat.

- How stupid do you think I am?

- It's actually better straight.

- I'll have mine with OJ, thanks.

- Your loss.

- Oh, that is rank.

(coughing)

- Come on.

What are you afraid of?

Are you sure it's alright if I crash?

- [Stella] Yeah, Nan won't mind.

- Why are you staying with her anyway

in this "Creep Show" of a house?

- I don't know, I just dig the whole eighties vibe, I guess.

- It's cute. - Hm.

Pass us the bottle.

Well, you must get your mate to buy us another one of these.

- She's not my mate and no, she didn't buy it.

- She didn't rat you out either.

- I know, it's kind of weird.

- I wonder why,

she's probably just got nothing else going on in her life.

Well, that's quite sad really.

- Or she has a thing for you.

- Right.

- I mean, she's pretty cute.

- [Stella] Yeah, that's enough vodka for you.

- I'm just telling you how it is.

- One drink and suddenly she's into girls.

- It's not suddenly.

- [Heidi] Right.

- [Tabby] I've had girlfriends.

- Who? - You don't know them.

- That's because they don't exist.

- No, that's because you don't go to riding school.

- Riding school, (gasping).

Oh, Tabby, was your girlfriend a horse?

- Beth Heck, Saleha Phillip.

- [Heidi] They're horse names.

- You guys don't care, do you?

- No, why would we?

What?

- I don't know, I just heard some things.

- Right.

- Tell her.

Ingrid.

The whole school's talking about it,

the girl tried to top herself.

- Yeah, she had a lot going on.

- Yeah, because she came out and you cut her off.

- Yeah, and what would you know?

- A lot actually, I've been there.

- [Tabby] Really, are you?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, no, that's cool.

- Relax, I'm not into blondes.

Not yet anyway.

- Watch it!

- Watch yourself.

- What's your problem?

- You're in my space.

- Guys. (sighing)

- Sorry.

- Can I help you?

- No.

Ow! - Seriously?

- What?

- What is your problem? - What's yours?

- You, acting all.

- Oh, you're the one talking at school.

- Oh, don't be such a sook.

- Oh, you can give it, but you can't take it, can you?

(laughing)

- Don't.

- Or else what?

- Or else I'll punch you in the head.

(birds tweeting)

- Stella, do you want breakfast or not?

Who do we have here?

- Hi.

- [Stella] Nan.

- Am I cramping your style?

- No.

- You wanna be careful sleeping like that, people will talk.

- Yeah, what will they say?

- [Nan] You know.

- No.

- [Nan] (mutters in Italian).

- I really don't.

- Hey, get your own. - Sharing is caring.

- Yeah, well, can I use your bike?

- What's wrong with yours?

- It's not electric, is it?

- Oh, are you a bit out of shape?

- Yeah, I'm not getting as much exercise as some.

- And suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.

- Where is she? - Freya?

- I mean, unless you've got any on the side hoes on the go?

I wouldn't blame you.

Did she ever apologize for your birthday?

- Oh, she's, um,

oh, that's right, she's none of your business.

- I thought sharing was caring.

Tell me honestly, like what do you see in her?

Besides like the obvious.

- She can be fun.

- Yeah, with a capital F.

- [Dani] You need to see someone, man.

- Yeah, and you need to see somebody else

by the looks of it. - Yeah, why?

- For someone who's having so much fun,

you don't look like you having a good time.

(sighing)

- So what's the deal then?

- What?

- Why are you living with your Nan?

- It's just easier this way.

- Is she okay with us?

- Um, yeah, I mean, she wants me to have friends round, so.

- Just as long as they're straight.

- She made one comment and I think that was a joke, so.

- Well, I wouldn't take it.

- Yeah, um, does anyone want toast or?

- Yes.

- You girls like marmalade?

I'm sure I've got a jar around here somewhere.

- You know,

oranges aren't the only fruit

Tabs.

- Sorry.

- [Nan] What's wrong with those little tarts?

- I think I got yours, sorry.

Oh, I need it, I hardly slept.

- So you got much on later?

- Maybe.

- Maybe.

- [Tabby] Why?

- I was gonna head to the city, I need a new board.

- Well, it's been ages since I've been.

Dad gave me some birthday money, so we could.

- [Heidi] Yeah, right.

- I mean, we should probably go separately though.

- Yeah, probably.

(melodic guitar music)

Look through each other like we don't even know.

- I know, well, I don't even, I hate you, so.

- [Heidi] And if I was to touch you.

- [Ruby] Didn't flee the country then?

- Yeah, well, the thought crossed my mind.

- [Ruby] So what do you want?

- Look, I know things haven't been perfect between us,

but I want us to be together.

- Is that what you say to all the girls?

- What?

Have you spoke to your parents yet?

- Nope.

- Look, if you want, I can come with you,

we can speak to them together?

- Look, it's fine, okay, don't worry about it.

- Okay, I'm just trying to support you.

- I know, just.

- Well, can you let me?

(birds tweeting)

Hey,

I want us to be together.

- Really?

- Yeah, I'm here for you, whatever you need.

- And what if there was no. (sighing)

You're off the hook.

- What do you mean?

- I made a mistake, Ed, okay, no baby.

- You made a mistake.

- Who hasn't, okay, you have.

Stella has.

- Stella?

Why would you say that?

- This is kind of like having a kid.

- Except so much less work.

- Adopting an animal is still a really big deal.

- Good thing I'm not afraid of commitment then.

- I thought you hated cats.

- Why?

Oh, 'cause of before?

I was just overwhelmed, so much cuteness.

Isn't that right, Foxy.

(cat meowing)

Now you've got two reasons to come stay over.

What?

- You didn't do this just for me, right,

'cause we had a fight?

- Yeah, okay, because my whole life revolves around you.

But it does revolve around you, doesn't it?

- You have done a really good thing.

(cat meowing)

(light melancholic music)

- Do you mind?

- Have you forgotten whose house this is?

(speaking in Italian)

Did you catch up with your friends?

They are so touchy.

- Can you blame them?

I'm sorry, it's just,

you know you can't speak to people that way.

- I can't?

I'll speak to guests however I like

and you should remember that.

- Nan.

- You don't like it?

Go back to your mother's.

(background chattering)

- How was your weekend, Miss?

- Good, saw a band.

- Anyone decent?

- Two Times Confused, do you know them?

- I think so, yeah.

- What about you, get into any trouble?

Bit of a hangover, hey?

- A little bit.

- Probably should have busted you, shouldn't I?

- Probably.

- Alright, show me what you've got.

Play me something quietly.

♪ Eat my entrails, take me swiftly ♪

♪ Spare the details, kill me quickly ♪

♪ And I will use my final breath ♪

♪ To soak up all your sin ♪

♪ I could use a little dose ♪