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John's hilarious.

Oh, thank you. Well, this brings us back to the lower level living room.

Your family's really, really going to be happy in this home.

What do you think?

Kind of.

Just so many thoughts and speechless.

Okay. Yeah.

It's beautiful. It's everything.

We want it so much more.

Absolutely. I mean, just look at it.

Very rustic.

The design alone makes you feel at home.

Has anyone else made an offer on the house?

There are a couple of offers.

Okay.

Has anyone made a cash offer?

Cash?

No, but that would definitely motivate the seller.

It's good to know.

Yeah. I mean, we can actually write up an offer at the end of the evening if

you'd like.

Okay.

There is one thing that I didn't ask when I was emailing you in the

but I just need to know, so...

As I said, I have children.

My oldest is autistic.

It's been really difficult living around neighbors.

It's a little hard to explain to them that this is how

he is.

I mean, I can't... I've lost count the number of times that they've called the

police on us because he was too loud or he's crying and screaming.

That's terrible.

I'm so sorry.

It hasn't been easy.

But, um... I recently got him...

into drums.

I just took a chance and I figured this is somebody who's always in motion and

needs to just get out stuff.

And for the first time he started

responding like a normal child. Like somebody

Just a normal boy.

I understand.

And this is the one thing that I

just want to give him. I want to give him a space where somebody's not going

come complain later that he is too loud or your son's annoying

or anything.

If he had a space, a room, something soundproof where he could just be

and get it out, that would really change our lives.

John, you're in luck.

The previous owners, they used to have a recording studio in one of the

bedrooms. It's soundproof.

Yes, it's perfect for him.

I have it staged right now in the guest room, but come on, let me show you.

Are you serious? Yeah, come on.

You're going to love this.

You're going to love it.

Voila.

Look how big it is. Like it?

Yeah. I love it.

And you can see that we have double painted windows.

Okay.

And since we're at the end of a cul -de -sac, there's miles of just forest.

Your son can play in here and scream at the top of his lungs and no one will be

able to hear him.

How do you like that?

John?

John?

John?

Mr. McMillian?

Mr. McMillian!

I'm locked in here!

Come on, get me out of here!

Did you lock me in here?

John!

John!

Hey.

What? Are you okay? Did you hear me screaming your name?

I did. I mean the room's soundproof. I didn't hear you. I'm sorry.

I told you it was soundproof.

But where were you?

I just wanted to step back. I didn't even realize you were in here. I'm so

sorry, Maureen. I apologize. I did not want to scare you.

You definitely did.

I mean, it's okay. I'm just a little claustrophobic.

Oh, okay. I can see how that would be scary.

Take a breath.

I'm loud.

I was just down the hall and I did not hear anything.

Well, I mean, I've shown you the whole house. We've done a tour.

We can start working on paperwork.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you know, The thing is, you

haven't really shown me everything.

Excuse me?

Oh, come on.

I'm not going to throw down that much money on a house like this.

I want to know I really get your full sales

professionalism involved in it.

So what do you say, Maureen?

Want to make the biggest sale of your life?

You know what? I don't know what you're getting at exactly, but I think

we're done here.

I need you to leave.

No, you don't.

You need this sale.

I just know you haven't made a sale in eight months.

How'd you know that?

I also know that you are the lowest in commissions

at your firm that everyone else is making.

Bank. Oh, you're the only one juggling.

Now, you ask me, how do I know that?

I'm a businessman, Marie.

In fact, I am a...

Very good businessman because I do my research.

And I don't get in bed with anyone I don't do my research on.

Well, I don't get in bed with anyone at all.

This could be the biggest fail of your career.

You change everything.

Everything you've been working so hard for.

So tell me, Maureen.

How bad do you want it?

I'm gonna throw down this much money, cash, on a house.

I wanna know.

I like hearing people lie and tell me

all I want to.

Stick to me.

I'm going to do exactly what I want.

You've done your research on me and you know I'm good for it.

You know I have money in my account.

Now you're going to have money in your account when we're all said and done.

Yourself.

Say it again.

That's good.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

MWAH!

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

oh

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, yes.

Wait, I clicked.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Open that mouth.

Open that pretty fucking mouth.

Yes.

That's it.

Open that mouth.

Wow.

Wow, Maureen.

You definitely made yourself a sale.

Because you went above and beyond.

Any saleswoman I ever encountered, I would like to buy more houses from you.

I also have a few friends who are extremely interested in buying more

houses, if you're willing to see them.