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Wow.

This is awesome.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Really?

But a massage?

I mean, yeah.

You've been so stressed out lately, so I mean, you deserve this.

Yeah.

I'm excited for you.

Hi.

How are you guys doing?

Good.

How are you guys doing?

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you guys doing?

Hi.

My name's Alli Young.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome to Fancy Massage.

Wow.

So, who am I massaging today?

Well, it's his birthday, so I thought I'd book him a massage.

That's so awesome.

Yeah.

Wow, I'm just shocked.

Like, the kind of girlfriend that would book this type of massage, you're a keeper, for

sure.

Oh, for sure.

Yes, she is.

I know.

That's so awesome.

Well, I don't want to keep you waiting here.

Do you want to go ahead and get started?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm down to just, uh, I don't know what to do.

Okay, well I will show you the ropes.

Okay.

Have fun.

Alright, see you then.

Bye.

There's the massage table.

Isn't there supposed to be a massage table here?

Oh, this is a Nuru massage.

There's no table.

Oh, yeah.

Didn't your girlfriend tell you that when she booked it?

Does she know what this is?

Of course, yeah.

No, no.

She definitely did.

I was just kind of confused with, you know, like how it started and all that.

You know, exactly, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, how we started off, we go ahead and get in the shower, so if you would take all

your clothes off for me, I will do the same.

And we'll get started.

Cool.

Yeah.

Yeah, totally.

I know.

Yeah.

Got it.

I guess so.

You seem nervous.

Yeah, I've never...

Are you sure you know what this is?

Well, no, I know what this is.

I've just never been...

I've never done a massage before.

I just know, you know.

I definitely did my research.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Follow me.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Nice.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Nice.

So I'm going to take your hair.

Okay.

I'm going to go ahead and start putting this all over you.

I'm going to start the massage here.

Yeah.

I'm going to take your hair.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Nice.

Cool.

So I'm going to have you right here.

Okay.

I'm going to go ahead and start putting this all over you.

I'm going to start the massage here.

Yeah.

Do you have any specific problem areas that you need to get today?

Uh, I don't.

I mean, kind of.

I'm not really on this.

I think I'm good, but whatever.

Well, you seem tense.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a little bit.

It was stressful.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm kind of not really on this.

I think I'm good with whatever.

Well, you seem tense.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little bit

a little stressful.

We're going to need a lot of this tonight.

What? We're going to need a lot of this today.

Yeah. I just can't believe

that I'm right here.

What, we're going to need your eyes right here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think this

your hands are very soft.

Yeah.

Yeah, I feel some of this tension.

There's a lot of it.

It's always a pain in the ass.

Sorry, I know that's where I store a lot of that shit.

A lot of baggage.

So you do this often?

Yeah, I work here.

I can figure it out.

Your body is so soft.

Oh yeah, it is.

Getting all soaked up.

Lotion sometimes.

You get lotion sometimes?

Well, you're better than most guys.

Most guys don't get lotion.

Yeah, I get on that oil game.

It's essential oil.

All right, I'm going to go ahead

and do your back, so if you'll turn around for me.

Okay.

More of this.

Okay.

Is it cold?

Yeah.

Is it getting warmer?

Huh?

Is this warmer?

Yeah, it's so much better.

You have such a nice body.

If I was your roofer,

I wouldn't let you out of my sight

let alone get a massage like this.

Yeah, so kind of like an

open relationship.

An open relationship

that's very modern of you.

Yeah, we're a pretty modern couple.

That's awesome.

She's super cool.

I don't get that many couples

that are like that, so the problem

that really turns me on.

It's kind of like a

that's just, yeah, I mean

I don't know.

Wow. Yeah, it's definitely kind of

strange.

So I wouldn't charge you extra

if you wanted your girlfriend to

walk.

Huh?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Not like that.

No, no, no.

It's not that.

We don't do that.

Yeah.

It's like more, you know,

that's not part of a relationship

that hard, you know.

Okay.

Yeah.

Your relationship's different with something.

Yeah, exactly.

Totally.

Wow.

That was incredible.

You know what, I think it's time

for a deeper clean.

Yeah.

Let's get this washed

off a little bit.

So far.

Okay.

Oh, so pretty.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, what the fuck?

You don't need to explain it.

I'm not done with you.

What?

Are you serious?

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Alright.

Yeah.

It's warm.

Oh, shit.

It's amazing.

So go ahead

and wash off for me.

And then we'll get started.

Ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

So I'm about to apply this gel to you.

It's all natural.

I'm going to start with your back

and then work my way all around.

Okay.

So let's get started.

Let's do it.

It might be a little cold, but I'll try to

warm it up for you.

Okay.

Okay.

Is it warming up for you?

Awesome.

Okay.

Okay.

How does your first massage feel?

It was amazing.

Very relaxing.

I'm digging it.

Big time.

Oh, I'm glad fantasy massage was your first.

Yeah.

It was a lot.

This is the best kind.

Yeah.

It's a great hand.

Thank you.

I use a lot of oil.

Yeah.

A lot of oil.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I use a lot of oil.

Yeah.

A lot of oil.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How does my back feel on top of yours?

Yeah.

I just love the feeling of oil.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Really good.

Oh.

Man.

I know you're going to get more massages after this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what everyone says after their first new room.

It's just actually you, huh?

Yeah.

You know what you're doing for sure.

I've had a lot of practice.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

Why don't you look around for me?

Shit.

How's this feel?

Fucking amazing.

Good.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe your girlfriend's letting you do this.

I know, it's just her thing, you know?

It's amazing.

It is amazing.

You guys can do so open like that.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm so pretty.

Your guy is so pretty.

Oh, shit.

Are you ready for the last private message?

What's that?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

That's good.

Wow.

Yes.

Mmm.

That's good.

Oh, shit.

There.

Oh, there you go.

Please.

There you go.

There you go.

Shit.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

Shit.

Hey, babe.

How's it going in there?

Are you doing okay?

Everything's great.

She's amazing.

Fucking A.

Really good.

I hope he's not giving you too much trouble.

Oh, no.

He's behaving.

It's perfect.

Okay, babe.

Well, I'll be outside waiting for you.

Love you.

Love you, too.

Bye.

Oh, fuck.

Jesus, fuck.

I thought, oh, my God.

Shit, it came in here.

Holy shit.

Oh, no.

You know, like, yeah.

It wouldn't have been that bad.

No, no, no.

It wouldn't have been bad at all.

It would just be like, you know, she just doesn't want to see it.

You know?

I guess.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Mmm.

Ah!

Ooh.

Mmm.

Ah.

Just focus, baby.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ooh.

Okay.

Ah, shit.

This is so good.

Ah.

Ah.

Ooh.

Ah.

Man.

Ah, good job.

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I'm gonna sleep.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

I'm going to throw up.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

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Shit

That was so amazing. I need to go personally tell your girlfriend how amazing you are.

Oh, no, no, no.

No?

No, no, you don't say anything. Remember there's rules.

Okay.

Right?

Okay.

Yeah, she went.

Okay, I won't have to work.

Yeah, she went.

Oh, fuck, that's so sad.