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I was thinking, it might be kind of
weird having Jack around the apartment.
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Why?
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Well, you know, our landlord, Mr.
Furley, he's kind of old -fashioned.
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He doesn't really like the idea of guys
and girls living together.
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Like, why not?
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You know, S -E -X.
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Oh, what about sex?
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I think Jack could end up having sex.
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Oh.
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Well, would it be that bad if we did?
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Yeah, that would be bad. That could
complicate things.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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What?
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What if we just tell Mr. Frilly that
Jack is gay?
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That's a great idea.
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Yeah. He's not going to know the
difference.
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We'll just have to teach Jack how to be
gay.
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Or pretend he is.
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Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna call him right
now.
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Jack!
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Jack!
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Jack, come here!
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Hey. Ladies! What's up?
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What's going on? What's going on? You
gotta be gay.
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What? You know, like, tell him.
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What? I'm not gay!
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We were just talking about how Mr.
Furley wouldn't like you living here.
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But I love living here with you guys.
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Yeah, but he's old -fashioned. He's not
going to let a straight guy live with
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two girls.
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So, I have to be gay?
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I don't know if I can be gay. I'm not
gay.
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You're supposed to pretend to be gay. We
can teach you. I can teach you.
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I'll take you shopping. We'll give you
colorful clothes.
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That sounds great.
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No, I was going to teach Jack.
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Why can't I teach him?
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It's better off left to me. No, it's
okay. I've got it. You know what?
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I think I got it. You know what?
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I get a gay.
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You know, gay sounds actually pretty
cool.
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I got this.
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Uh, nothing.
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Uh, just, uh, just, uh, stretch.
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Stretching?
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You just fell out of breath, then.
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Because I was stretching.
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Uh, what do you want?
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Okay. Uh, I'm here to teach you how to
be gay, remember?
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Being gay? Now?
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Yeah. You have to practice in case Mr.
Burley ever sees you.
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Do we have to do that now?
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Yes! What if he comes in today and
you're not acting gay? You need to be
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I'm gay enough?
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No, you're not.
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Okay, first things first, you have to
get some guy friends and start hanging
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with them and bringing them here. Guy
friends?
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You can't just only be hanging out with
us and other girls.
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It doesn't make you look gay at all. You
need to bring guys over.
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We need to get you a fake boyfriend.
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A fake boyfriend?
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Yeah, it's not going to be hard for you.
You're cute, okay?
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What?
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And also, we need to fix how you dress.
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What's wrong with the way I dress?
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And we'll take you to the barber shop
and get your hair fixed.
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You're not even paying attention. You're
staring at my boobs right now.
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I'm sorry. It's hard.
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Focus. Being gay is really hard.
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You just have to pretend you have to
actually be gay.
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They're just... Maybe you could show
them to me and I could,
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you know, I could work on, you know,
getting desensitized to a boob and I
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look as much. You know?
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That doesn't really sound like it's
going to work.
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Well... Here.
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Wow.
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Well, is it working?
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Well, um... Maybe if I touched him, that
would help the desensitizing
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process. Okay, sure.
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How about now? Is it working now?
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I think so.
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I think I'm getting more attracted to
men.
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How else should we practice?
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Maybe if you show me your vagina.
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And, you know, that would help because,
you know.
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Um, okay.
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Only if you think it's really going to
work.
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Yeah.
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Can you touch it?
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I guess.
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Do you feel anything?
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No.
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Is it working?
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Is your dick anymore?
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Oh. I don't know.
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What do you mean? Let me see.
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Yeah, it still is kind of hard.
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I can't help it.
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I don't think this is working.
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You know what? Maybe if we have to Annie
and you put your mouth on it.
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I think it is kind of helping though,
you know?
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It's like desensitizing me a little bit.
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Hey, keep going, keep going a little
bit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do you think it would help if you just
fucked me too?
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What? Do you think it would help if you
fucked me too?
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Maybe. Yeah, definitely.
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I think that's a good idea. That would
help.
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oh oh
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So fucking good.
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She's so good. I don't know if this is
helping.
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She's so good.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Hey.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
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wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow. Oh,
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wow. Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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I don't know if it's helping or not.
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Just
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like
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that? Yeah.
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Holy! Holy!
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Holy!
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh
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my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh
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my
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God. Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, my God.
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God, this pops out of the way.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Holy shit. This is so good.
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Oh my goodness.
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This is between us.
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But I think we're going to have to maybe
do this again for it to work.
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Hey.
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Yes? Wow, you look good.
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Let me guess, going on a date?
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No, actually.
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I was actually just thinking maybe just
staying in tonight, making some dinner.
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Really?
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Yeah, just the two of us.
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Why don't we have dinner together?
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Yeah, that sounds good.
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So you're settling in okay?
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I love it here.
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Well, Chrissy really likes you.
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Chrissy? Yeah, she's, uh, you know, I
like her too.
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You know, I like you. I like both of
you.
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I like you too, Jack.
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Really?
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Nah.
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I mean...
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Don't you think I'm just as pretty as
Chrissy?
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Yes, absolutely!
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I love this house.
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Oh my god.
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I can't even.
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Oh, yeah.
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That is so good.
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It's gonna be fun living with you!
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Oh my God.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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oh yes oh my god
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I'm here.
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Yeah.
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It's so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my goodness.
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Oh my
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god.
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Oh my god, yeah that's so good.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, but you have to make sure, don't
tell anyone.
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No one can find out.
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No, I won't say anything.
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Our little secret, right? Yes.
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