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I was thinking, it might be kind of weird having Jack around the apartment.

Why?

Well, you know, our landlord, Mr. Furley, he's kind of old -fashioned.

He doesn't really like the idea of guys and girls living together.

Like, why not?

You know, S -E -X.

Oh, what about sex?

I think Jack could end up having sex.

Oh.

Well, would it be that bad if we did?

Yeah, that would be bad. That could complicate things.

Oh, I have an idea.

What?

What if we just tell Mr. Frilly that Jack is gay?

That's a great idea.

Yeah. He's not going to know the difference.

We'll just have to teach Jack how to be gay.

Or pretend he is.

Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna call him right now.

Jack!

Jack!

Jack, come here!

Hey. Ladies! What's up?

What's going on? What's going on? You gotta be gay.

What? You know, like, tell him.

What? I'm not gay!

We were just talking about how Mr. Furley wouldn't like you living here.

But I love living here with you guys.

Yeah, but he's old -fashioned. He's not going to let a straight guy live with

two girls.

So, I have to be gay?

I don't know if I can be gay. I'm not gay.

You're supposed to pretend to be gay. We can teach you. I can teach you.

I'll take you shopping. We'll give you colorful clothes.

That sounds great.

No, I was going to teach Jack.

Why can't I teach him?

It's better off left to me. No, it's okay. I've got it. You know what?

I think I got it. You know what?

I get a gay.

You know, gay sounds actually pretty cool.

I got this.

Uh, nothing.

Uh, just, uh, just, uh, stretch.

Stretching?

You just fell out of breath, then.

Because I was stretching.

Uh, what do you want?

Okay. Uh, I'm here to teach you how to be gay, remember?

Being gay? Now?

Yeah. You have to practice in case Mr. Burley ever sees you.

Do we have to do that now?

Yes! What if he comes in today and you're not acting gay? You need to be

I'm gay enough?

No, you're not.

Okay, first things first, you have to get some guy friends and start hanging

with them and bringing them here. Guy friends?

You can't just only be hanging out with us and other girls.

It doesn't make you look gay at all. You need to bring guys over.

We need to get you a fake boyfriend.

A fake boyfriend?

Yeah, it's not going to be hard for you. You're cute, okay?

What?

And also, we need to fix how you dress.

What's wrong with the way I dress?

And we'll take you to the barber shop and get your hair fixed.

You're not even paying attention. You're staring at my boobs right now.

I'm sorry. It's hard.

Focus. Being gay is really hard.

You just have to pretend you have to actually be gay.

They're just... Maybe you could show them to me and I could,

you know, I could work on, you know, getting desensitized to a boob and I

look as much. You know?

That doesn't really sound like it's going to work.

Well... Here.

Wow.

Well, is it working?

Well, um... Maybe if I touched him, that would help the desensitizing

process. Okay, sure.

How about now? Is it working now?

I think so.

I think I'm getting more attracted to men.

How else should we practice?

Maybe if you show me your vagina.

And, you know, that would help because, you know.

Um, okay.

Only if you think it's really going to work.

Yeah.

Can you touch it?

I guess.

Do you feel anything?

No.

Is it working?

Is your dick anymore?

Oh. I don't know.

What do you mean? Let me see.

Yeah, it still is kind of hard.

I can't help it.

I don't think this is working.

You know what? Maybe if we have to Annie and you put your mouth on it.

I think it is kind of helping though, you know?

It's like desensitizing me a little bit.

Hey, keep going, keep going a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Do you think it would help if you just fucked me too?

What? Do you think it would help if you fucked me too?

Maybe. Yeah, definitely.

I think that's a good idea. That would help.

oh oh

So fucking good.

She's so good. I don't know if this is helping.

She's so good.

Oh, my

God.

Hey.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,

wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh,

wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

I don't know if it's helping or not.

Just

like

that? Yeah.

Holy! Holy!

Holy!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh

my

God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

God, this pops out of the way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Holy shit. This is so good.

Oh my goodness.

This is between us.

But I think we're going to have to maybe do this again for it to work.

Hey.

Yes? Wow, you look good.

Let me guess, going on a date?

No, actually.

I was actually just thinking maybe just staying in tonight, making some dinner.

Really?

Yeah, just the two of us.

Why don't we have dinner together?

Yeah, that sounds good.

So you're settling in okay?

I love it here.

Well, Chrissy really likes you.

Chrissy? Yeah, she's, uh, you know, I like her too.

You know, I like you. I like both of you.

I like you too, Jack.

Really?

Nah.

I mean...

Don't you think I'm just as pretty as Chrissy?

Yes, absolutely!

I love this house.

Oh my god.

I can't even.

Oh, yeah.

That is so good.

It's gonna be fun living with you!

Oh my God.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

oh yes oh my god

I'm here.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my

god.

Oh my god, yeah that's so good.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

That's crazy.

Yeah, but you have to make sure, don't tell anyone.

No one can find out.

No, I won't say anything.

Our little secret, right? Yes.