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Nice outfit.

Hey, you nice outfit.

Thank you.

So, what are you doing tonight?

Well, I'm supposed to have Xander over, but I'm not really looking forward to

it, to be honest.

Why not?

I don't know. Things just aren't really working out right now, and I think it's

time to break up with him. I'm your stepsister. I'll do it for you.

Seriously? Mm -hmm.

Okay, I'm going to make him a pie.

It'll help with the news a lot easier.

Honestly, you're a genius.

Yep.

I hope you're good at making pies.

This is going to be some rough news.

Hey, Ivy.

Um, you said you needed to talk?

Um, yeah.

I made you a pie.

Um, she's breaking up with you.

Oh, fuck. Well, I thought things were going so well.

Mmm, I mean, they are, technically.

But I'm kind of really into my stepsister.

Well, that's fine.

Really? Yeah, I mean, as long as I can, like, be involved or whatever, that's

totally cool.

Thank you for being so understanding.

Yeah, of course.

Wow. You sit for understanding.

Oh, yeah, okay.

We can totally do this, right?

Yes, please.

Awesome.

Oh, you're such a progressive boyfriend.

Oh, she was afraid of you, Matt.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Thank you.

Oh, look at that pretty laugh.

I'm so fucking sorry.

That looked good? That looked good to you?

Hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You deserve to get one.

Yeah, it tastes like pussy, I'm like... Oh

my

god.

Amen.

I'm kidding with you.

you a fucking thank you

Yes, that's right.

Let's get up.

Just bounce your ass up in the air.

Thank you.

2017 is a great time to be alive.

It's so progressive.