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Hey.

Oh.

Nothing.

You look like nothing.

What happened?

Well, it's just the guy that I was supposed to meet up with today.

He decided not to show up.

Wait, the one he showed me from the app?

Yeah.

What an asshole.

Right?

Listen, I don't want to bother you guys. I'm just going to head to the room. No,

no, it's okay.

Hey, we're just watching TV.

Are you sure? I don't want to, like, intrude on you guys. No.

No, you can chill a lot.

Okay.

I'm hanging out.

Get some snacks.

Can you help me?

Yeah, of course.

I thought we were sneaking away so we could keep, you know. I know, but did

feel kind of bad for Eliza? I mean, did you feel like she's kind of left out?

Left out?

Well, I mean, we were supposed to do our thing, and she has to go on a date, and

now she got set up, and she's all lonely now.

Okay, but I mean, what are we going to do about that?

Well, I mean...

Could I hire her to join us?

Join us? Like, join us? Join us?

Okay, I know what you mean, but I mean, that'd be kind of awkward to, like,

bring up. I mean, she's your roommate.

I mean, I feel like it would be awkward if I didn't bring it up. I mean, she's

seeing me naked, and she's seeing you naked.

Sure. I mean, of course.

I guess we'll just follow your lead then.

to get this maxed later.

So, I wanted to ask you, well, we wanted to ask you, um,

if you would be interested in joining us tonight.

Well, I'm here, right?

Well... What she means is...

We had a whole night planned for the two of us alone.

But now there's three of us. So maybe we can make it a little more interesting?

I don't think I really get what you mean.

Well, what we're trying to ask is if he'd be interested

in joining us.

Uh -oh.

I see.

Um, I don't know. I've never really done anything like that before.

Not that I have anything against it. I just don't know if I'm really up for it.

Well, that's okay.

If you want, I can show you the ropes.

I mean, are you sure this isn't going to make things weird between us?

I think we should worry about that later.

Okay. Since it's your first time, why don't you do the vomit?

Okay.

Oh,

it's so... I know, right?

Makes you wonder what you've been missing.

Well, yeah.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

I love you.

Thank you.

Get on top of it.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

What?

Oh. Oh.

We are too.