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Hurry up, it's a big day.
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You don't want to make the
bride wait for you, do you?
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The usual, boss.
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Put it on my mom's tab.
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All right, no problem
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I was 16 that year
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Chang Yu-Sheng's voice was
still heard on TV shows.
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Jacky Cheung sold more than one million
cassettes for the "KissGoodbye" album.
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The bookies hadn't started watching CPBL
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and the classic Dragon-Elephant games
were always sold out.
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That year
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a girl with tanned skin won the
championship on the local talent show
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for five consecutive rounds.
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That year...
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Those years.
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My name is Ko Ching-Teng.
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My friends called me Ko-Teng
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I went to Jingcheng in Changhua City
for junior high school.
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As for high school, I stuck
to the same one, too.
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This is Hsu Bo-Chun.
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He has been my best friend
since junior high school.
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He's always getting a boner
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that's why we named him "Boner".
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Fuck!
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Fuck what?
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You are dead meat. Don't run.
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This is A-Ho.
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We have been in the same class all the way
from elementary to high school.
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There is a fat guy in every story.
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A-Ho is the fat guy in our story.
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Stop bugging me.
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Why not?
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Good morning, Sir.
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Sir.
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Sir.
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Good morning, Sir.
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Sir.
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Your hair is too long.
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It's time to get a haircut.
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Gosh, can you stop that?
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What?
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Stop doing that
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I have told you a million times!
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Why not?
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You totally wasted my food
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I only had one bite of that hotdog.
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So...
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Don't you know how to catch?
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Cock Tsao.
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Why are you such a jackass in the morning.
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You know what?
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I won a Grant Hill 1 to 40
limited edition card yesterday.
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This is Tsao.
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We have been classmates ever since junior
high and he has always been an ass.
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We called him.
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(Cock, Cocky, Dumbass Tsao
or "Tsao motherfucker")
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Show off?
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We can switch then for your
1 to 100 Penny Hardaway cards.
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No way!
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Piss off, then.
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The only thing that these
boys shared in common with...
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was that they all had a crush
on the honor student in the class.
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Shen Chia-Yi.
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From my point of view.
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Shen Chia-Yi was only slightly prettier
than the other girls.
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Don't know what the guys were thinking.
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Shen Chia-Yi.
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Yes?
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Did you watch Rose Night yesterday?
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Are you talking about
the Taichi Gorge photo?
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Yeah, the picture was horrifying
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I got goose bumps all over.
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The story sounds terrifying but...
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I can't really tell from the picture though
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I think it was the shooting
angle that does the trick.
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You think so?
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Now, start doing the exercises
for lesson five and six.
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Continue after the assembly
if you can't finish.
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Focus on your own exercises.
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No discussion.
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This is Liao Ying-Hung.
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His surname, Liao, is a verb in Chinese.
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And it means to scratch.
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Since it's a verb
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we should make good use of this verb.
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Thus, we gave him a nickname.
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"Groin" (Scratching Groin)
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"Groin" likes Shen Chia-Yi, too.
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That's because he likes
every girl in the class.
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It's early morning and
everyone looks half asleep.
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Stand straight.
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Wake up!
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Stand straight.
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Stop moving.
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Stand up.
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Attention.
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Salute.
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Good morning, Miss Chou.
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Good morning, everyone. Sit down.
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In year 1974, it was
still the Qing dynasty.
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So it means that.
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It was the thirty second year that China
was ruled under Emperor Qianlong.
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There was really not that much difference
between junior high and senior high.
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Just a matter of how deep you are in hell.
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Endless studies, exams...
it's all very boring!
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There is the character, the
time and then it's the place.
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Where is the place?
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The place...
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But, we can always find a
way to entertain ourselves!
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Hsu Bo-Chun
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stand up and read the next section.
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Stand up and read.
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You don't even know where we are.
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Hello... are you in the classroom.
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Ko Ching-Teng
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what are you laughing at?
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You read it.
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(Reading paragraphs from the textbook)
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Stand up and read.
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It's not very convenient.
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What do you mean "not very convenient"?
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Stand up.
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Jerking off.
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Jerking off right in the class
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I have been a teacher for so many years
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I have seen students who cheat
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get into fights
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black mail.
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Or even those who beat up teachers!
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I have seen all kinds
of problematic students
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but just no perverts like you!
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I didn't even ejaculate.
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And that's an excuse?
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Yeah.
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We were just fooling around...
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You, too.
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Your parents spent so much money
to send you to school
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and you guys don't even
cherish how lucky you are.
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What's jerk off?
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Jerking off in the classroom.
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Hey?
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I don't know.
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Shen Chia-Yi
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come out here for a second.
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Shen Chia-Yi
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from now on, Ko Ching-Teng
will sit in front of you.
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Keep an eye on him for me.
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Don't let him be a bad influence on others.
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Give him a push on his schoolwork, as well.
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Okay?
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Hsu Bo-Chun.
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In the future
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you will sit in front of Hsieh Ming-Ho.
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The same goes for you.
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Don't goof around again.
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If you do, I will ask your
parents to come to school.
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Get it?
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Got it.
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Now, go to your class.
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Thank you, sir.
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Even though Shen Chia-Yi and I have been
in the same class ever since junior high
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the distance between an honor student
and a bad student
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always stayed the same.
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It's shitty luck to sit
in such a shitty seat.
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Who has bad luck now?
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You are sitting in front of me now.
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You better stop your childish pranks.
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So you don't bring me unnecessary troubles.
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It must be nice to be an honor student.
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Just because you have good marks
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doesn't mean you can boss people around.
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Who cares about what you think?
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Don't mind him, don't let him bother you.
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That's right.
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He just likes to masturbate
in the classroom.
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Fuck.
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The reason you like to goof around is because
you don't concentrate on your studies.
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Yeah.
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You're so clever, you are such a smart ass.
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A nerd like Shen Chia-Yi
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likes to poke her nose into other people's
business whenever she gets a chance.
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All you do is drawing these
retarded figures every day.
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Where's the future in that?
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It's none of your business
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I'm pretty much minding my own business.
I just want to have a good laugh.
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Moron.
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How come every retard you drew is bald?
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Do you discriminate against
bald heads or retards?
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Mind your own business.
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Man, you are as slow as a turtle!
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Bye.
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Ko-Teng.
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Ko-Teng.
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What?
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Stop giving Shen Chia-Yi a hard time.
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Yeah right.
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That's all.
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That's all???
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Every man wants to be the strongest man.
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Including me.
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One day
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I will be as strong as my master.
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You are D.E.A.D.
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The fact that I am so reckless
has got something to do with my family.
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Ma, shampoo is out.
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Hey, put some clothes on.
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You're a grown-up now
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I know, it has grown so big, right?
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My father also likes to walk around
butt naked in the house.
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The school called today.
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What's the big deal about coed school?
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Concentrate at school.
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Stop goofing around.
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What did I do?
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Eat first, while it's still hot.
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Talk later.
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Why are your grades always
in the bottom percentile?
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Is it because you are thinking about
girls all the time, is that why?
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No, I am not interested in girls!
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I'm not interested in guys, either.
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Speaking of girls.
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Each one of my good friend
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liked Shen Chia-Yi in a different way.
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Groin, what are you doing?
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Shen Chia-Yi
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I have just invented a new magic trick
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I want you to be the first one to see it.
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Hu Chia-Wei, do you want to see it, too.
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Is it a prank?
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No way. It's amazing.
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Look closely.
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Basically, Groin was on the right track.
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It's to cheer the girls
up and make them laugh.
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Nothing in this hand, either.
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Look closely.
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Groin, you are such a bore.
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Besides Groin's retarded magic.
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Tsao had a very different
way to make girls happy.
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Shen Chia-Yi.
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Tsao Kuo-Sheng.
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And no one gets it.
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A-Ho liked to read what grown-ups read.
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So he knew many things that we didn't.
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Shen Chia-Yi.
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Do you remember the Air
Supply album that I lent you.
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Um... I remember.
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They are coming next month.
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Do you want to go if I have tickets?
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To Taipei?
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We can take the train.
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Hu Chia-Wei.
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Do you want to go with us?
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Yes, sure.
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Sounds fun.
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The adult's way is the most subtle way
to chase after Shen Chia-Yi.
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Who is Air Supply?
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Someone said.
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Showing one's clumsy side
is also another way to pursuit girls
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I think.
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Boner has tried this many times.
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Hsu Bo-Chun.
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Can you stop playing?
268
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:12,459
And it proves that his
way doesn't work at all.
269
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,751
Me? Yes, there's also a girl I like.
270
00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,584
But it's unlikely that we can develop
anything at that point in time.
271
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,042
That's fine
272
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,542
I will grow up.
273
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,876
One clay, I will turn to be
the man that deserves her.
274
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:42,501
That day.
275
00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:44,542
Nobody knew if the English teacher
had lost money in the stock market
276
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,376
or her menstruation period went wild.
277
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,376
She had a shitty face.
278
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,251
She looked like she was
about to kill someone.
279
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,209
Stand up.
280
00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,251
Sit down. Let's begin
281
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:03,959
I thought
282
00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:07,376
it would be great fun to see the
smart ass student, Shen Chia-Yi
283
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,584
makes a blunder
284
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,292
I meant.
285
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,501
"I thought."
286
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,417
Stand up if you didn't bring your textbook.
287
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,084
Ko Ching-Teng
288
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,376
we have gone through a
third of this semester.
289
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,751
And you don't even have your English
textbook with you, which we use every day.
290
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:34,292
Are you serious about getting an education?
291
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:35,542
Chair.
292
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,584
Don't you know private
schools are expensive?
293
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,584
If you don't even have your textbook
294
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,292
then why do you even
bother coming to school?
295
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,709
Here to eat your lunchbox?
296
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,709
Lunch is essential!
Of course I have to eat it.
297
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,834
You think you're very funny, huh?
298
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,667
Have you no shame?
299
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,292
Raise your arms higher.
300
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,709
Raise them higher.
301
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,376
So weak! Didn't you eat?
302
00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:15,001
Go do 10 rounds of squat jumps outside.
303
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,334
Did I ask you to put your hands down?
304
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:20,876
Higher!
305
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,334
(Reciting English textbook)
306
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,126
my friends
307
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:32,501
that in spite of the difficulties
and frustrations of the moment
308
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,376
I still have a dream
309
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:39,376
that in spite of the difficulties
and frustrations of the moment
310
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,334
I still have a dream.
311
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:49,459
It is a dream deeply rooted
in the American dream
312
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,292
I have a dream
313
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,792
that one day this nation will rise up.
314
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:58,001
(Shen Chia-Yi would be kind of cute
if she wasn't such a prude)
315
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:03,792
and live up the true meaning of its dream.
316
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,417
What are you thinking?
317
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,292
You've been weird all day long.
318
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,959
Nothing.
319
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,792
Do you need an exorcism?
320
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,376
You are thinking too much.
321
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,876
Head office announcement
322
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,626
Jay Chou in third year
323
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:47,042
please come to the head office now.
324
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,917
Sweet.
325
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:04,876
What?
326
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,417
Thank you for yesterday.
327
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,417
No big deal. I have no shame anyway.
328
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,834
Thank you.
329
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,626
Why not just buy me a drink?
330
00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:25,959
It's weird to hear you
keep on saying "thank you".
331
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:29,792
Can I ask you a question?
332
00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,209
Go ahead.
333
00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:32,667
Why don't you want to study?
334
00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:37,709
It's not like I don't want to
335
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,126
I am afraid if I really tried
336
00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:42,292
I would be so good that I
would even scare myself.
337
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,709
You better watch out then if I do study
338
00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:46,334
I would beat you immediately.
339
00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:51,501
Wanna take up the challenge?
340
00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:53,376
Sure, why not.
341
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:19,917
Ko Ching-Teng.
342
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:30,501
What?
343
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,334
This is a quiz I made up myself.
344
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,542
Take it and do it at home.
345
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,209
Bring it back tomorrow.
346
00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:43,876
Are you for real?
347
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:45,792
A quiz made out of love.
348
00:23:52,709 --> 00:23:54,834
And here is a math exercise book.
349
00:23:56,959 --> 00:24:00,001
See the questions I've highlighted in yellow?
Do them three times.
350
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:03,042
You will probably score at
least 50% in the next quiz.
351
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:04,709
Only 50%
352
00:24:06,709 --> 00:24:08,626
I didn't say it's easy to get good grades
353
00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:10,834
I will give you some harder problems
354
00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:12,709
after you finish the basics.
355
00:24:14,001 --> 00:24:15,042
What do I owe you?
356
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,459
Why should I listen to you?
357
00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,834
Because I don't want to look down on you.
358
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,376
Yeah right!
359
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,251
You can be so stuck up just because
you have good grades.
360
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,042
Go on then, I don't really care
361
00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,667
I don't look down on people with bad grades
362
00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:29,542
I look down on you because
363
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,792
you pick on people with good grades
364
00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:34,334
while you don't even try to work hard.
365
00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,417
Put on some clothes.
366
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:52,751
Otherwise you'll catch a cold.
367
00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:53,751
That's impossible.
368
00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:55,751
My master is Bruce Lee.
369
00:24:55,876 --> 00:24:57,667
Swallow your food before you speak.
370
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,584
Why is our tissue paper
running out so fast?
371
00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:28,126
What?
372
00:25:28,251 --> 00:25:29,417
Your quiz.
373
00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:47,834
You made so many mistakes.
374
00:25:47,959 --> 00:25:50,667
You did the problems without reading
the exercise book, didn't you?
375
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:55,667
You can find the answers for these
two problems in the exercise book.
376
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:56,959
This one is harder.
377
00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:58,917
It's not the kind of problem
you can solve with a formula.
378
00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,459
You need to use these theories.
379
00:26:01,584 --> 00:26:03,626
You go home and read the parts I circled.
380
00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:10,376
It's such a pain to study.
381
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:13,751
That's why people who are
good at studying rule.
382
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,042
Why are you helping Ko Ching-Teng to study?
383
00:26:22,417 --> 00:26:24,167
Did you see his grades?
384
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,751
It's none of your business.
385
00:26:28,626 --> 00:26:30,167
They are really bad.
386
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,334
Still, it has nothing to do with you.
387
00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:40,001
Miss, this is yours and this is yours.
388
00:26:40,126 --> 00:26:42,167
Thank you!
389
00:26:48,876 --> 00:26:50,376
It's so not you
390
00:26:52,251 --> 00:26:56,126
I hate people who are lazy and have
no sense of self-awareness at all.
391
00:26:57,959 --> 00:26:58,959
Ok
392
00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,501
I'm not talking about you.
393
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,417
You sure?
394
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:22,126
It's so boring to study
395
00:27:22,584 --> 00:27:25,084
I don't understand
why Shen Chia-Yi can do this every day.
396
00:27:26,751 --> 00:27:29,334
Do you have any idea?
397
00:27:30,084 --> 00:27:31,292
Let me tell you.
398
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,126
Being able to solve these
tricky math questions.
399
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,251
Does nothing good in life!
400
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:48,292
Here.
401
00:27:51,001 --> 00:27:52,376
Why do you work so hard?
402
00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:54,751
No, I just study when I feel like it.
403
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,834
If you want to study, study hard then.
404
00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,251
What do you mean "when you feel like it"?
405
00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:00,251
Fine, I will think about it.
406
00:28:00,959 --> 00:28:02,042
Eat porridge.
407
00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:11,834
Don't finish it too quickly.
408
00:28:44,584 --> 00:28:45,542
By the way
409
00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:49,917
there was a new shipment in the store a few days ago.
The whole package was unopened
410
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,042
so the store owner wants to
sell the whole thing together.
411
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:56,501
Do you think I should buy the whole
package of SKYBOX or two boxes of CC?
412
00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,334
SKYBOX is too expensive.
413
00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,042
So, two boxes of CC?
414
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:03,709
How many times did you jerk off yesterday?
415
00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:05,167
Why are you so tired?
416
00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:08,417
Jerk off your ass.
417
00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:11,459
Mind your own business.
418
00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:12,751
Fuck!
419
00:29:14,126 --> 00:29:15,042
Get up and eat your meatballs.
420
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:16,876
If you don't eat it, I'm
going to finish yours, too.
421
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,834
Shen Chia-Yi, check out my new magic.
422
00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:31,959
You idiot.
423
00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,209
Not bad!
424
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:34,209
Gross!
425
00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:35,709
It's the best this year.
426
00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:37,042
Isn't it?
427
00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:39,334
What are you guys doing?
428
00:29:39,459 --> 00:29:40,084
It's a new magic.
429
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:40,959
For real? Show me! Show me!
430
00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:42,001
I will show you.
431
00:29:42,126 --> 00:29:42,959
It's gross.
432
00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:52,417
Just pretend that you are
drinking, but don't swallow it.
433
00:29:59,334 --> 00:29:59,709
You suck.
434
00:29:59,834 --> 00:30:01,417
You are so gross.
435
00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:06,167
Make correction
436
00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,417
10 minutes.
437
00:30:08,334 --> 00:30:09,626
Because I am so damn smart
438
00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:11,667
5 minutes is more than enough.
439
00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:25,626
Don't study in the toilet
440
00:30:25,751 --> 00:30:27,542
I am going to pee in my pants.
441
00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,626
Ma, stop scaring me.
442
00:30:29,751 --> 00:30:31,292
Why would I?
443
00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,292
Dump it out and come out.
444
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,417
Hurry up.
445
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,042
Why are you up so late?
446
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:52,417
What the hell are you doing in there?
447
00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:54,542
I am studying English
448
00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,376
English is useless for you
449
00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:58,751
I FUCK YOU
450
00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:00,334
Go to sleep
451
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:06,417
I sleep late because I
study English very hard.
452
00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,251
Hsieh Ming-Ho
453
00:31:11,459 --> 00:31:12,917
87%
454
00:31:14,001 --> 00:31:15,376
Not bad, not bad.
455
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:16,876
Keep it up
456
00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:21,584
Chang Chia-Chi
457
00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,084
44%
458
00:31:24,209 --> 00:31:26,001
Work harder.
459
00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,334
Ko Ching-Teng
460
00:31:28,459 --> 00:31:29,876
75%
461
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,209
You have been studying hard lately?
462
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:37,667
Not really, I am a genius.
463
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:40,042
Then, be a genius from now on.
464
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,959
Okay, Class dismiss.
465
00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:46,376
Remember the test next week.
466
00:31:46,501 --> 00:31:47,626
Genius?
467
00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:48,751
Are you serious?
468
00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:54,709
It's not a big deal that you know
how to solve these problems
469
00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:55,876
I bet you
470
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,876
in 10 years time, I wouldn't
even know what log is
471
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,876
and it makes no difference to my life.
472
00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:01,667
Emmmm...
473
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,292
You don't believe me?
474
00:32:04,709 --> 00:32:05,667
I do.
475
00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,751
Then, why do you still work so hard?
476
00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:11,376
You don't expect returns
from everything you do.
477
00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:15,542
You really like to pitch high
notes like adults, don't you?
478
00:32:17,459 --> 00:32:21,376
It will be no help to your life whatsoever
if you continue to be so childish like this.
479
00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,334
How would you know
480
00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,959
if you've never been childish ever?
481
00:32:25,084 --> 00:32:28,001
You know something is
meaningless without trying it.
482
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:41,501
This is shit.
483
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,292
Next group
484
00:32:51,626 --> 00:32:54,084
I heard you will become a
zombie if you are bitten by one
485
00:32:56,501 --> 00:32:58,126
I don't buy that.
486
00:32:58,251 --> 00:33:00,251
This must be some rumors.
487
00:33:00,376 --> 00:33:02,084
But he had to learn this
from somewhere, right?
488
00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,292
What are we going to do?
489
00:33:05,626 --> 00:33:06,376
Hey.
490
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:12,376
What?
491
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:15,876
Have you heard that rumor lately?
492
00:33:16,001 --> 00:33:18,834
You mean the one that every
girl wants to date me?
493
00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:20,542
Moron.
494
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,334
Okay, what is it?
495
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:27,376
I heard some stowaways
from China were drowned.
496
00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:28,959
And they had became zombies
497
00:33:29,084 --> 00:33:30,542
after their bodies were washed up on shore.
498
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,251
Oh! Those zombies
499
00:33:34,376 --> 00:33:35,501
I've heard about them.
500
00:33:36,001 --> 00:33:41,001
They jumped, jumped and
jumped all the way here.
501
00:33:41,876 --> 00:33:42,626
Shit.
502
00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:43,709
Are you for real?
503
00:33:44,209 --> 00:33:45,001
Of course.
504
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:47,792
With whole bunch of people jumping
around up in the hills at night
505
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,167
what do you think they are?
506
00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:54,084
Yes, I remember seeing that on
the newspaper a few days ago.
507
00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:57,417
If they jumped harder
508
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,667
they should have reached
Baguashan Mountain by now.
509
00:34:21,501 --> 00:34:23,834
So, do you want to see them?
510
00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:25,917
No way
511
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:30,584
I don't think you can see
them even if they are real.
512
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:34,459
Maybe they got lost in Baguashan Mountain
513
00:34:35,376 --> 00:34:37,501
and jumped directly into Changhua city.
514
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:40,209
Don't think it's impossible.
515
00:34:40,334 --> 00:34:42,376
Zombies don't have a sense of direction.
516
00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:02,126
What?
517
00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:05,626
You and Shen Chia-Yi seem
to have a lot to talk about lately.
518
00:35:06,042 --> 00:35:07,042
Do me a favor.
519
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,376
No way.
520
00:35:08,501 --> 00:35:10,376
Don't tell me you want
to write a love letter?
521
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,042
You write it
522
00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:13,751
and I copy it
523
00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:16,709
I don't think one drink is enough
524
00:35:16,834 --> 00:35:18,417
if she says yes
525
00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,876
I will buy you one year worth.
526
00:35:20,001 --> 00:35:24,834
Plus a Grant Hill 100:1 All-Star Card.
527
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:28,501
Alright, deal.
528
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:53,751
Ko Ching-Teng.
529
00:35:53,876 --> 00:35:55,501
Are you going to cram school tonight?
530
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:57,626
What for?
531
00:35:57,751 --> 00:35:59,667
You are so dumb, how can you not go!
532
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:04,834
Mind your own business.
533
00:36:06,709 --> 00:36:07,917
Starting tonight
534
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,376
you stay here and study after school.
535
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,709
Stay at school?
536
00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,584
What's your problem?
537
00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,209
I will stay, too.
538
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,959
What the hell?
539
00:36:25,376 --> 00:36:27,417
It turned out that Shen Chia-Yi
stayed behind to study
540
00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,834
when she didn't have to go to cram school.
541
00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:42,667
So, you asked me to stay
behind at school with you
542
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,084
only because you are afraid
of those zombies, right?
543
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,667
I am just worried you're getting stupid.
544
00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:57,334
Right.
545
00:36:57,876 --> 00:37:01,042
Tsao asked me to give you this letter.
546
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,042
My dear Shen Chia-Yi
547
00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:14,292
I like you very much.
548
00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:18,167
As the song goes,
"Nothing's gonna change my love for you.
549
00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:20,709
Making love out of nothing at all"
550
00:37:20,834 --> 00:37:24,126
barely expresses my feelings for you.
551
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,001
This is your handwriting.
552
00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,126
Ko Ching-Teng
553
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,584
I must say
554
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:36,751
you suck at writing love letters.
555
00:37:36,876 --> 00:37:37,876
What do you mean?
556
00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:40,334
I am that close to William
Shakespeare, okay?
557
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,042
Since you have the time to write
love letters for someone else.
558
00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:45,834
Why don't you use the time
to memorize some English vocabulary?
559
00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:55,584
Ok.
560
00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:59,792
Even though I am cute, smart
and incredibly humorous
561
00:38:00,376 --> 00:38:02,417
don't fall in love with me easily.
562
00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:07,251
Because I am a lone wolf
traveling in the wild wind.
563
00:38:07,376 --> 00:38:08,542
Oh, thanks
564
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,417
I'm not interested in guys
who are dumber than me.
565
00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:12,709
Shen Chia-Yi doesn't like
guys that are dumber than her.
566
00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:13,876
Dumb?
567
00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,584
Come on, I let you win on purpose
568
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:18,626
I don't study hard cause
I don't want to beat you
569
00:38:18,751 --> 00:38:20,084
and I don't want to hurt your feelings!
570
00:38:21,251 --> 00:38:22,542
Pardon me.
571
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,792
Save your kindness, mister.
You are welcome to try to beat me anytime!
572
00:38:26,709 --> 00:38:28,834
I dare you to bet with me.
573
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:33,376
Let's bet on...
574
00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:34,834
Your hair.
575
00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:36,834
How?
576
00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:39,751
If you beat me in the next midterm
577
00:38:39,876 --> 00:38:41,542
you can do whatever you want to me.
578
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,292
But, if I won
579
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,709
you will have to wear a
ponytail for a month.
580
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:49,376
Sure, whatever.
581
00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:51,501
It's not like you would win anyway!
582
00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:55,667
I was struck by her cocky
confidence right away.
583
00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,584
Hey, you.
584
00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:30,584
Why on earth you need to
study freaking English
585
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,751
in the middle of the night?
586
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,459
I fuck you
587
00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:47,334
I fuck you too
588
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,709
I fuck your mother.
589
00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,084
What's wrong with you?
590
00:40:07,042 --> 00:40:08,084
Fuck you fuck you
591
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:09,876
I love you
592
00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,584
I LOVE YOU
593
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:16,376
Hey, Ma'am.
594
00:41:16,501 --> 00:41:18,334
A super hot and charming jar head, please.
595
00:41:18,751 --> 00:41:20,792
Idiot, how can a jar head be handsome?
596
00:41:20,917 --> 00:41:22,001
Of course there is.
597
00:41:22,126 --> 00:41:23,626
Give it a try if you don't believe me.
598
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:43,542
Here, I don't owe you any more.
599
00:41:58,709 --> 00:41:59,917
Stop that.
600
00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:01,917
Rumor has it that Inoue Takehiko
has died a couple weeks ago!
601
00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:05,876
I heard that he died in a car accident.
602
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:06,917
Really.
603
00:42:08,001 --> 00:42:10,792
No wonder I felt something was different
in his drawing style.
604
00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:16,834
More powerful that is,
how can such a genius die just like that.
605
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:52,751
Don't you think...
606
00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,042
Think What?
607
00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:58,042
Don't you think Shen Chia-Yi likes me?
608
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:00,834
If not, why would she
wear a ponytail today?
609
00:43:01,626 --> 00:43:02,542
Maybe!
610
00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:07,126
How did Shen Chia-Yi
know I like girls who wear ponytails?
611
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:08,667
You too?
612
00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:11,501
I always like girls who wear ponytails.
613
00:43:11,917 --> 00:43:12,792
So do!
614
00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:16,709
I don't know why Shen Chia-Yi wore a ponytail
that day even though she won the bet.
615
00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:18,542
However, ever since then
616
00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:22,626
studying hard had become an
enthusiastic thing for me.
617
00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,959
The class funds went missing.
618
00:43:39,709 --> 00:43:43,584
It was still here when the class leader
checked about an hour ago.
619
00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:46,167
Now school is almost finished.
620
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:52,501
Who else could have stolen that money?
621
00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:55,751
It must be someone sitting
in this classroom!
622
00:43:59,084 --> 00:44:02,251
Whoever stole that money,
you better turn yourself in right now.
623
00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,584
Otherwise, don't blame me for
being too harsh afterwards.
624
00:44:14,917 --> 00:44:15,501
Fine.
625
00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:20,667
It's okay if no one wants to admit it
626
00:44:22,501 --> 00:44:25,792
I guarantee that the thief is
sitting right here in this room.
627
00:44:27,001 --> 00:44:29,042
The person must thinks that
he can get away with this.
628
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,334
Good
629
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,667
very good.
630
00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:38,417
Now, take out your pen, everyone.
631
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:42,292
And write down the name of the person that
you think it's most likely to be the thief.
632
00:44:43,709 --> 00:44:45,667
The top three named
633
00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:49,334
will have to bring your bags forward,
and I will check them personally.
634
00:44:53,501 --> 00:44:54,834
Now!
635
00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,209
Take out your paper right now.
636
00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,167
Tsao Kuo-Sheng.
637
00:45:04,292 --> 00:45:05,667
What are you doing?
638
00:45:06,001 --> 00:45:07,042
Sir.
639
00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,001
Who do you think you are to have
us suspect our own classmates?
640
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:12,167
Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I?
641
00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:16,376
You are, sir.
642
00:45:16,501 --> 00:45:17,792
But you are an ass hole!
643
00:45:18,417 --> 00:45:19,292
What did you say?
644
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,959
I said you are an asshole.
645
00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:24,417
Ko Ching-Teng, Tsao Kuo-Sheng
646
00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:27,292
I think you guys are bluffing
647
00:45:28,042 --> 00:45:31,834
bring your bags now and I
will check yours first.
648
00:45:32,626 --> 00:45:33,542
Excuse me, Sir.
649
00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:34,834
You have no right to do that
650
00:45:36,251 --> 00:45:37,834
I have no right to do what?
651
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,542
You can't ask us to write down names
and vote on such a thing.
652
00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,542
You can't ask us to suspect
our own classmates.
653
00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:44,959
We can just all pay the fees again.
654
00:45:45,084 --> 00:45:46,626
It's no big deal.
655
00:45:46,751 --> 00:45:47,584
Exactly.
656
00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:48,834
We can just pay again.
657
00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:53,126
Being an honor student doesn't mean
that you can say whatever you want.
658
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:55,167
Bring your bag over here.
659
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,667
No way.
660
00:45:57,001 --> 00:45:58,459
We are not thieves.
661
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:02,376
Douche.
662
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,042
What did you say?
663
00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:05,459
I said you are a douchebag.
664
00:46:07,084 --> 00:46:09,084
Bring your bags over now, all of you.
665
00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:11,251
No.
666
00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:18,084
Sir
667
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:20,626
I now suspect that you have no balls.
668
00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:21,792
Take your pants off now.
669
00:46:22,209 --> 00:46:22,959
What did you say?
670
00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:23,917
Take your pants off.
671
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,626
Bring your bags over.
672
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,126
Fine, here you go!
673
00:46:40,792 --> 00:46:42,584
Stop staring at me.
674
00:46:42,709 --> 00:46:44,334
It's very embarrassing. I feel so ashamed.
675
00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:46,876
There is nothing to be ashamed of.
676
00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:48,126
You kicked ass!
677
00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:51,126
Don't need to be too serious about this.
678
00:46:51,251 --> 00:46:52,376
Shen Chia-Yi.
679
00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:54,209
Relax a bit.
680
00:46:55,792 --> 00:46:57,542
Just pretend, it's no big deal.
681
00:46:57,667 --> 00:47:00,417
Those teachers are not watching anyway.
682
00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:04,251
It's kind of nice to be a bad
student once in a while, isn't it?
683
00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:06,584
I am so ashamed.
684
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,001
Ever since I knew you from junior high
685
00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:14,292
that was the only time
I was amazed by how tough you really are.
686
00:47:15,209 --> 00:47:17,542
Shen Chia-Yi, you rock!
687
00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,542
You look so pretty even when you cry.
688
00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:20,751
Yeah.
689
00:47:21,501 --> 00:47:22,709
Super duper cool.
690
00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:26,209
Unbelievably cool.
691
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:38,376
Unlike quizzes
692
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:42,084
you never find a correct answer in life.
693
00:47:43,001 --> 00:47:46,209
No one really knew who stole our money,
but no one really cared.
694
00:47:46,959 --> 00:47:50,334
All I remembered from that
day was Shen Chia-Yi's face
695
00:47:50,459 --> 00:47:53,167
beautifully and delicately
engraved in my heart.
696
00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:14,959
Six years ago, when we first stepped
in to Jing-Cheng high school
697
00:48:15,334 --> 00:48:18,501
we were all young and immature.
698
00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:22,417
Although we had great
dreams about our future
699
00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:27,334
we weren't really sure what we were going
to learn and encounter during these years.
700
00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:32,001
Thanks to the teachers who led us and
furnished us with abundant knowledge.
701
00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:35,084
Thanks to all the peers
who accompanied us throughout the years
702
00:48:35,626 --> 00:48:39,959
with bitter and sweet memories.
703
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:45,251
Ching-Chen high school
represents our young and crazy days
704
00:48:45,376 --> 00:48:47,626
it gave us the most
wonderful times of our life.
705
00:48:48,251 --> 00:48:49,251
From now on
706
00:48:49,376 --> 00:48:54,292
it's time for us to spread our
wings and chase our dreams.
707
00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:56,292
So long, my friends.
708
00:48:57,084 --> 00:49:00,667
So long, my friends.
709
00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:50,292
How I envy you.
710
00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:53,751
You have so many guys chasing
after you throughout the years!
711
00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,084
Yes, it's quite nice to
be liked by someone.
712
00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:00,167
But...
713
00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:06,292
Don't tell me that you feel annoyed
because you are too popular.
714
00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:07,542
No
715
00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:13,959
I just think that I am a very lucky girl.
716
00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:18,209
So, have you decided?
717
00:50:18,709 --> 00:50:19,917
Decided what?
718
00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:23,251
Decided whom you want to be with.
719
00:50:26,876 --> 00:50:29,292
Come on, you can't even tell me?
720
00:50:33,751 --> 00:50:34,334
Ok, if...
721
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,501
I will be really happy.
722
00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,917
Happy graduation.
723
00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:00,334
Finally, the colleague entrance exam came.
724
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:04,417
To me, the exam was more like a test for
Shen Chia-Yi's special training programs
725
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:07,417
rather than an exam for college.
726
00:51:34,751 --> 00:51:40,626
We spent most of our time at the beach
during the summer before college.
727
00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:22,834
They are so childish
728
00:52:22,959 --> 00:52:24,459
I know, so childish.
729
00:52:27,126 --> 00:52:28,876
You don't really like
childish guys, do you?
730
00:52:29,001 --> 00:52:29,834
No.
731
00:52:31,459 --> 00:52:33,584
Who do you think
is the most childish one among them all.
732
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,501
Ko-Teng, maybe?
733
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:42,501
How about me?
734
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:48,876
You are so childish.
735
00:53:12,626 --> 00:53:13,876
Now that we have graduated
736
00:53:14,001 --> 00:53:16,084
have you thought about
what you want to do in the future?
737
00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:21,709
I want to work in the Hsinchu
Science and Industrial Park
738
00:53:21,834 --> 00:53:24,167
so I can get stocks for
bonuses and tons of money.
739
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:25,626
And then I can marry Shen Chia-Yi...
740
00:53:25,751 --> 00:53:26,626
or Hu Chia-Wei.
741
00:53:26,751 --> 00:53:28,459
Who wants to marry you?
742
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:33,792
I want to study abroad.
743
00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:37,709
It'll be such a waste of money, okay?
744
00:53:37,834 --> 00:53:39,292
Oh, fuck off.
745
00:53:43,709 --> 00:53:44,959
Study abroad?
746
00:53:45,084 --> 00:53:46,667
I want to study abroad, too.
747
00:53:47,042 --> 00:53:50,167
Maybe I will apply for government
scholarships and get an MBA degree
748
00:53:53,751 --> 00:53:57,709
I want to keep on playing basketball.
749
00:53:57,834 --> 00:54:01,042
And maybe one day make my way to NBA.
750
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,376
What about you, Chia-Wei?
751
00:54:07,876 --> 00:54:09,167
Me?
752
00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:11,376
I think I will find myself
a rich man to marry.
753
00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:13,667
Go away.
754
00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:16,459
What about you, Shen Chia-Yi?
755
00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:21,667
I don't expect much about
my future, really.
756
00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:32,417
Ko-Teng, it's your turn
757
00:54:35,251 --> 00:54:37,084
I want to be a kickass person.
758
00:54:39,834 --> 00:54:42,376
What are you talking about?
759
00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:44,376
What is a kickass person?
760
00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:52,376
I want the world to be a little
bit better because of me.
761
00:54:59,084 --> 00:55:03,417
And you are the only person
that is going to make my world better.
762
00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:18,584
Hello. Yes?
763
00:55:57,209 --> 00:55:59,042
I am a nerd
764
00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:02,334
I am a bookworm.
765
00:56:05,001 --> 00:56:08,126
Ever since junior high and high school.
766
00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:10,292
All I did was studying
767
00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:15,167
I still screwed it up.
768
00:57:12,501 --> 00:57:14,126
No matter which university you go to
769
00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:18,501
there is something that
I want to say to you.
770
00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:21,292
Please.
771
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,959
Don't tell me you like me now
772
00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,751
I do like you
773
00:57:28,126 --> 00:57:29,834
and you knew that already.
774
00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,626
What do you want to tell me, then?
775
00:58:20,209 --> 00:58:22,001
The results were out.
776
00:58:23,084 --> 00:58:25,084
A-Ho got into Economics Major
in National Tsing Hua University
777
00:58:25,209 --> 00:58:27,834
which means he made one step forward
to his overseas dream.
778
00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:31,251
Groin got into Information Engineering
at Feng Chia University
779
00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:34,042
to become one of those
Science Park smart engineers.
780
00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:43,501
Tsao got into Chemical Engineering
at Cheng Kung University.
781
00:58:43,626 --> 00:58:47,626
So I guess it's most unlikely
that he would make it into NBA.
782
00:58:48,709 --> 00:58:50,209
Although Shen Chia-Yi didn't
do as well as she expected
783
00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:52,667
she still got into University of Education
784
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:57,376
I could totally imagine Shen Chia-Yi
being a teacher, it really suits her.
785
00:59:04,334 --> 00:59:05,167
Here, for you.
786
00:59:08,542 --> 00:59:09,626
What is this?
787
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,042
I drew it myself.
788
00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:13,667
Not my best work
789
00:59:14,709 --> 00:59:16,292
but I think it's okay.
790
00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:22,834
Thanks.
791
00:59:34,959 --> 00:59:38,917
Shen Chia-Yi, promise me something.
792
00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:42,626
Don't let boys get you too
soon after you go to college.
793
00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:44,792
Ok?
794
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,251
What are you talking about?
795
01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:36,584
You Are the Apple of My Eye.
796
01:00:44,751 --> 01:00:46,876
Oh, yes, as for the masturbating Boner.
797
01:00:47,084 --> 01:00:49,751
He decided to stay
and take the college entrance exam again.
798
01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:56,251
Take the entrance exam
next year with me please!
799
01:00:59,626 --> 01:01:01,834
I have also come to the
next stage in my life
800
01:01:03,251 --> 01:01:05,542
a school without Shen Chia-Yi
801
01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:14,292
I never thought that Shen Chia-Yi would not
be the first girl that I hold hands with.
802
01:01:14,792 --> 01:01:17,584
Instead of her, it was a girl named...
803
01:01:17,709 --> 01:01:18,584
Named...
804
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,501
Hello, my name was Hsu Ke-Shin.
805
01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:23,167
Hi, my name is Ko Ching-Teng.
806
01:01:29,376 --> 01:01:31,626
There were many weird
stories in the dormitory.
807
01:01:31,751 --> 01:01:33,542
Most of them were ghost stories.
808
01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:34,251
But
809
01:01:34,376 --> 01:01:37,251
there's one story about
a four-legged beast.
810
01:01:37,376 --> 01:01:39,167
It was definitely real...
811
01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:52,251
My roommates came from all walks of life.
812
01:01:54,001 --> 01:01:57,459
Hsiao-Lun was a muscle maniac, who did
nothing but lifted weights all day long.
813
01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:04,417
The ultimate weirdo is Yi-Chi.
814
01:02:04,542 --> 01:02:07,667
He was never in the classroom
because he's always reading Manga.
815
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:15,709
Chien-Han, who started to prepare for
graduate school from the day he arrived
816
01:02:15,834 --> 01:02:17,834
was studying twenty four seven.
817
01:02:18,709 --> 01:02:21,876
Luckily, we had some common
interests to talk about.
818
01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:27,501
See, Iijima Ai is way too old.
819
01:02:27,626 --> 01:02:29,167
Her tits have turned dark.
820
01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:32,376
Emmm... Madoza Ozawa
looks hotter and yummier
821
01:02:32,501 --> 01:02:34,126
Anna Ohura is not too bad, either
822
01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:39,001
I have some nice stuff
called the Human Sex Program.
823
01:02:39,126 --> 01:02:41,001
Let's watch it together later.
824
01:02:41,417 --> 01:02:44,459
Don't you think it's too weird
to watch cartoon characters having sex?
825
01:02:45,459 --> 01:02:47,959
There're ones with dogs and eels, too.
826
01:02:51,709 --> 01:02:54,334
That was the time before
mobile phones were common.
827
01:02:54,459 --> 01:02:57,834
At night, all the guys acted
like they casted a spell.
828
01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:00,459
Everyone one of us
was lining up in front the telephone booth
829
01:03:02,876 --> 01:03:07,626
I miss you so much my
sweetie little pumpkin pie
830
01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:13,917
I miss you 10 times every
hour on a regular basis.
831
01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:16,876
It's true.
832
01:03:17,876 --> 01:03:20,251
So do you miss me this much, too?
833
01:03:22,792 --> 01:03:25,251
How many times per hour?
834
01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:29,584
10 times at least?
835
01:03:34,751 --> 01:03:35,959
Hey.
836
01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,376
You are not asleep yet, are you?
837
01:03:39,459 --> 01:03:40,167
No, not yet.
838
01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:41,251
Go to sleep
839
01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:44,001
I talked to Shen Chia-Yi every night.
840
01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:46,792
Sometimes, she fell asleep in
the middle of our conversations.
841
01:03:46,917 --> 01:03:49,792
Sometimes I spent all my money on phone
calls and left no money for food.
842
01:03:49,917 --> 01:03:52,126
Welcome party? Next week.
843
01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:53,501
Next week.
844
01:03:54,126 --> 01:03:56,667
Listen.
845
01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,209
Can you please not dance with anyone?
846
01:04:00,917 --> 01:04:03,042
Why not?
847
01:04:03,709 --> 01:04:05,251
Because...
848
01:04:05,376 --> 01:04:08,876
Ok, I know we are not
seeing each other yet.
849
01:04:09,001 --> 01:04:12,042
But those guys who you don't even know.
850
01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:13,751
Can you not let them hold your hands?
851
01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,167
I haven't even held them myself.
852
01:04:16,709 --> 01:04:17,709
What about you?
853
01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:19,042
You didn't dance with anyone?
854
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:22,001
I don't believe you didn't
hold any girl's hands.
855
01:04:23,376 --> 01:04:26,209
Oh, well... yeah, but only a little bit.
856
01:04:27,209 --> 01:04:28,709
That's because...
857
01:04:29,209 --> 01:04:31,376
I imagined that she was you.
858
01:04:31,501 --> 01:04:33,667
Oh please, I don't believe you.
859
01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:34,376
Really.
860
01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:36,334
Then I can also imagine the
guy I dance with was you.
861
01:04:36,626 --> 01:04:37,501
No man, I'm for real.
862
01:04:37,626 --> 01:04:39,376
All right, I am serious.
863
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:41,167
Don't let anyone hold your hands.
864
01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:43,834
Bye.
865
01:04:48,626 --> 01:04:52,292
Finally, it was the first Christmas
after we entered college.
866
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,292
Hey.
867
01:05:02,001 --> 01:05:03,834
Is this considered a date?
868
01:05:05,042 --> 01:05:06,376
Why ask me?
869
01:05:11,376 --> 01:05:12,459
Why is it so cold in Taipei?
870
01:05:35,542 --> 01:05:36,667
Hurry up, my turn for a picture!
871
01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:38,667
Hurry up! It's leaving.
872
01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:57,584
Oops, I didn't get it.
873
01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:00,751
You.
874
01:06:05,084 --> 01:06:06,251
Come back.
875
01:06:24,251 --> 01:06:25,709
Ko Ching-Teng.
876
01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:28,501
Do you really like me a lot?
877
01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:30,084
Yes, I do.
878
01:06:31,376 --> 01:06:32,751
Very much
879
01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:38,876
I always feel that you
give me too much credit
880
01:06:39,584 --> 01:06:41,584
I'm not as good as you think
881
01:06:42,376 --> 01:06:48,001
I feel weird about the
fact that you like me.
882
01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:51,334
What's so weird about it?
883
01:06:52,876 --> 01:06:55,917
There is another side of me
that you don't know about
884
01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:59,501
I am very sloppy at home.
885
01:06:59,626 --> 01:07:00,876
Emm...
886
01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:02,876
I get very grumpy when I wake up early.
887
01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:08,167
And I get pissed off with my little
sister at times just for minor stuff
888
01:07:09,209 --> 01:07:10,626
I am... you know.
889
01:07:10,751 --> 01:07:12,376
Very ordinary.
890
01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:22,626
Maybe, the person that you like
891
01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:25,001
is in your imagination
892
01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:27,834
I am not that imaginative.
893
01:07:31,459 --> 01:07:32,626
Look.
894
01:07:33,126 --> 01:07:34,751
Think carefully.
895
01:07:35,334 --> 01:07:36,876
Do you like me that much?
896
01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:38,667
Hell yeah.
897
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,709
You are so childish.
898
01:07:42,834 --> 01:07:44,334
You didn't even think through it.
899
01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:45,667
Think about it carefully
before you tell me.
900
01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:52,417
What did Shen Chia-Yi mean?
901
01:07:52,834 --> 01:07:55,001
Was she trying to turn
me down in a nice way?
902
01:07:55,626 --> 01:07:57,001
I was afraid.
903
01:07:57,667 --> 01:08:01,167
For a long time,
I always thought that I am a confident guy.
904
01:08:01,709 --> 01:08:03,501
At that moment, I realized that
905
01:08:03,626 --> 01:08:07,917
I was really a coward in
front of the girl I liked.
906
01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:38,417
What do you wish for?
907
01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:42,292
Write your own, no peeking.
908
01:08:44,251 --> 01:08:45,709
Come on, I just want to have a look.
909
01:08:56,584 --> 01:08:57,417
Shen Chia-Yi
910
01:09:00,209 --> 01:09:01,751
I like you very much
911
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:03,209
I like you a lot.
912
01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:07,959
One day you will be mine.
913
01:09:08,626 --> 01:09:11,876
One day, I will make you mine.
914
01:09:17,584 --> 01:09:19,251
Do you want to know the answer?
915
01:09:20,876 --> 01:09:22,667
I can tell you right now.
916
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,209
No
917
01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,709
I didn't ask you.
918
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,501
So you can't turn me down.
919
01:09:36,709 --> 01:09:38,167
You really don't want to know?
920
01:09:41,084 --> 01:09:42,709
Please don't tell me now.
921
01:09:45,376 --> 01:09:48,917
Just let me keep on liking you.
922
01:10:06,751 --> 01:10:09,126
Every guy wants to show his strongest side.
923
01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:11,001
Especially in front of the girl he likes.
924
01:10:11,709 --> 01:10:14,376
So what should I show to Shen Chia-Yi?
925
01:10:14,834 --> 01:10:19,042
It took me a long time
before the answer suddenly hit me one day.
926
01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:34,376
Why can't you just go pee in the toilet?
927
01:10:35,126 --> 01:10:36,251
Man, it's far.
928
01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:41,334
Hey, are you going out?
929
01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:43,667
Empty this for me on
your way out, will you?
930
01:10:46,251 --> 01:10:47,292
You fucking serious?
931
01:10:47,876 --> 01:10:50,626
Come on, just do me a favor...
932
01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:53,167
Don't you guys think.
933
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,876
It's time to battle?
934
01:10:57,126 --> 01:10:58,334
Come on.
935
01:10:58,459 --> 01:10:59,459
Let's fight
936
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:02,876
I am organizing a competition.
937
01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:04,209
Anyone wants to join me?
938
01:11:05,834 --> 01:11:07,126
Anyone wants to join the competition?
939
01:11:09,209 --> 01:11:09,751
Anyone wants to fight?
940
01:11:09,876 --> 01:11:11,626
Fighting competition, anyone?
941
01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:13,667
Do you want to fight in a competition?
942
01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:15,042
Do you want to fight in
a combat tournament?
943
01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:16,334
Anyone wants to fight?
944
01:11:16,459 --> 01:11:17,334
Anyone wants to join?
945
01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:22,501
Can I stay until you guys finish?
946
01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:23,834
What's the big deal with
the regular sports?
947
01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,042
Combat is definitely cooler.
948
01:11:27,084 --> 01:11:28,584
Seriously, you have to be here
949
01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:29,709
I just put out posters.
950
01:11:29,834 --> 01:11:31,584
It's going to be a full house.
951
01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:34,459
Why do you want to organize
such a dangerous competition?
952
01:11:34,584 --> 01:11:36,376
Don't you guys need to study
and look after your marks?
953
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:37,667
Exactly! People study way too hard.
954
01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:39,667
That's why they need to exercise
955
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:40,959
I want to give them some trainings.
956
01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:43,167
It's just a fight.
957
01:11:43,876 --> 01:11:47,251
Fine, if you really want to put it that way
958
01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:52,292
I really don't get you sometimes.
959
01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:13,709
You can nail this easily
960
01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:18,584
I thought everyone in college was a pussy
961
01:12:19,042 --> 01:12:20,292
I was wrong.
962
01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:22,126
There was a tough guy named Chien-Wei.
963
01:12:22,251 --> 01:12:25,667
He was the second chair of the
taekwondo club, a black belt.
964
01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,084
He looked cocky.
965
01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:29,459
And he looked tough.
966
01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:31,792
Just the kind of guy
that I was looking for.
967
01:12:33,751 --> 01:12:36,792
We follow the rules of the highest
martial arts order in the world.
968
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,751
No killing.
969
01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,334
You cannot go outside of the boundaries.
970
01:12:40,459 --> 01:12:42,376
No kicking on penises.
971
01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:46,542
You lose if you are knocked down and unable
to get up after the referee counts to 10.
972
01:12:47,334 --> 01:12:48,876
Ready!
973
01:12:49,792 --> 01:12:51,126
Put it on.
974
01:12:51,251 --> 01:12:52,376
What the hell?
975
01:12:52,834 --> 01:12:55,001
Wear it so I know I won't kill you.
976
01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:57,876
Go fuck yourself.
977
01:13:17,251 --> 01:13:18,334
Go
978
01:13:31,167 --> 01:13:32,709
I am going to kill you.
979
01:13:46,751 --> 01:13:48,292
Punch him with Gazelle punch.
980
01:14:04,959 --> 01:14:06,417
Stand up.
981
01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:07,334
Ko-Teng.
982
01:14:07,459 --> 01:14:08,167
Hurry up.
983
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:11,626
Fight back.
984
01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:14,292
Ko-Teng, fight back.
985
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,876
Beat him up.
986
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,917
Stand up and beat him, stand up.
987
01:14:39,584 --> 01:14:50,001
One... Two... Three... Four...
Five... Six... Seven.
988
01:14:50,126 --> 01:14:53,084
Ko-Teng stand up.
989
01:14:53,209 --> 01:14:54,084
Stand up now.
990
01:14:54,209 --> 01:14:55,876
Time is running out.
991
01:14:56,001 --> 01:14:57,417
Ko-Teng.
992
01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,042
Fight back.
993
01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:18,501
Who is that? She's so hot.
994
01:15:23,376 --> 01:15:25,209
Hey! I didn't see you
when the game was over
995
01:15:25,334 --> 01:15:26,376
I thought I was knocked out...
996
01:15:26,709 --> 01:15:27,959
Did you see that guy?
997
01:15:28,084 --> 01:15:29,209
He kicked my ass so bad
998
01:15:29,334 --> 01:15:29,917
I couldn't get away from him.
999
01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:31,126
Was it fun?
1000
01:15:31,501 --> 01:15:32,542
Not bad!
1001
01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:34,251
I was so excited when I saw you!
1002
01:15:34,376 --> 01:15:37,001
Answer my question, was it fun?
1003
01:15:38,459 --> 01:15:39,667
Now what?
1004
01:15:40,126 --> 01:15:41,959
Why did you insist on organizing
such a weird competition?
1005
01:15:42,459 --> 01:15:44,542
What's the meaning of it?
1006
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,709
Don't you think it's super cool?
1007
01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,542
That kind of...
win or lose between two men.
1008
01:15:48,667 --> 01:15:50,251
It's just violence.
1009
01:15:50,376 --> 01:15:51,334
Ko Ching-Teng.
1010
01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:53,876
You organized a game to get yourself hurt.
1011
01:15:54,001 --> 01:15:55,376
Why are you so childish?
1012
01:15:56,834 --> 01:15:57,667
Childish?
1013
01:15:58,042 --> 01:15:59,667
Right, childish.
1014
01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:01,126
Very childish.
1015
01:16:01,251 --> 01:16:02,084
Let me ask you something.
1016
01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,834
What exactly did you learn from this game?
1017
01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:07,001
"Learn"?
1018
01:16:07,126 --> 01:16:09,501
Why do I have to learn something
from everything that I do?
1019
01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:12,709
At least you learned that having a competition
like this will get yourself hurt.
1020
01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:15,001
And it is totally unnecessary.
1021
01:16:15,376 --> 01:16:16,542
You are so childish.
1022
01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:19,167
See those bruises on your face?
You deserve it
1023
01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:20,959
I am childish?
1024
01:16:21,084 --> 01:16:23,501
Do you know this competition
is a fantastic experience for me?
1025
01:16:23,626 --> 01:16:25,626
Can't you just be happy for me?
1026
01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:28,209
So you are going to do it again?
1027
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:29,292
Of course I will do it again.
1028
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:30,459
Why not?
1029
01:16:31,417 --> 01:16:32,251
Grow up will you?
1030
01:16:33,834 --> 01:16:36,084
Why do you always look down on things
that matter to me?
1031
01:16:36,209 --> 01:16:39,709
Things that matter to you
are things that hurt you?
1032
01:16:42,459 --> 01:16:43,167
Fine
1033
01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:43,917
I am childish.
1034
01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:46,126
And that's why I would go after
such a good school girl like you
1035
01:16:46,251 --> 01:16:48,459
I am this naive so I could
chase you for so long.
1036
01:16:55,209 --> 01:16:57,459
Stop trying then.
1037
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:11,501
Idiot.
1038
01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:14,126
Right! I am an idiot.
1039
01:17:15,542 --> 01:17:16,584
Moron.
1040
01:17:17,209 --> 01:17:19,126
Only a moron can keep on trying to chase
after you for such a long time.
1041
01:17:20,917 --> 01:17:22,459
You don't understand anything.
1042
01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:24,667
No, I don't understand anything.
1043
01:17:31,917 --> 01:17:35,417
The cruelest part in “growing up”
1044
01:17:36,126 --> 01:17:38,792
is that girls are always more
mature than guys of the same age.
1045
01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:44,251
No guys can handle girls at their age.
1046
01:17:46,876 --> 01:17:48,126
What? A big fight?
1047
01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:50,501
Does that mean you are not going
to be a couple after this?
1048
01:17:50,626 --> 01:17:52,376
What's your problem?
1049
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,667
For real? Not plans of making up?
1050
01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,792
Oh yes, so I have a chance now?
1051
01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:58,501
Tsao took off right away on his motorcycle
1052
01:17:58,626 --> 01:18:01,709
and rode from Tainan to Taipei.
1053
01:18:01,834 --> 01:18:03,876
He was ready to confess
his love to Shen Chia-Yi.
1054
01:18:05,001 --> 01:18:08,042
A-Ho, on the other hand, bought
a ticket for the next train.
1055
01:18:17,542 --> 01:18:18,876
It turned out that
1056
01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:21,042
the train is faster
1057
01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:25,334
I know we have always been good friends.
1058
01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:33,751
But somehow I always knew
that Ko-Teng is the one.
1059
01:18:37,501 --> 01:18:39,376
Being childish is something that
1060
01:18:40,084 --> 01:18:42,167
I can never learn.
1061
01:18:43,834 --> 01:18:49,376
Even though you said you
hate childish guys.
1062
01:18:50,251 --> 01:18:52,542
Every time when you called Ko-Teng childish
1063
01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:54,334
I can tell how much you like
that childishness in him.
1064
01:18:57,209 --> 01:18:59,209
Why are you telling me this now?
1065
01:19:01,251 --> 01:19:02,667
If I don't do anything now
1066
01:19:04,001 --> 01:19:05,542
you guys will get back together eventually.
1067
01:19:05,667 --> 01:19:06,834
Right?
1068
01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:15,167
I am sorry.
1069
01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:19,001
Since you guys are not in good terms now,
I would like to take my chances.
1070
01:19:51,251 --> 01:19:56,584
When Tsao saw A-Ho and Shen Chia-Yi walked
across the street, he took off again.
1071
01:19:57,792 --> 01:20:02,126
This time, he rode his way
around the whole island.
1072
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:08,292
When Tsao made it to Tainan
1073
01:20:08,417 --> 01:20:11,876
he took the wrong exit so
he went straight to Chiayi.
1074
01:20:12,001 --> 01:20:16,584
Then he thought why not just take
another round around Taiwan.
1075
01:20:17,292 --> 01:20:20,417
This time, he stopped to picked me up.
1076
01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:26,084
What?
1077
01:20:31,876 --> 01:20:33,209
Fuck.
1078
01:20:36,126 --> 01:20:37,126
What do you want?
1079
01:20:37,251 --> 01:20:38,542
Hit me back.
1080
01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:44,709
What's your freaking problem?
1081
01:20:45,917 --> 01:20:47,417
Idiot?
1082
01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:07,209
I was heart broken
1083
01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:10,667
I had lost Shen Chia-Yi.
1084
01:21:12,251 --> 01:21:16,584
There was nothing left in me
1085
01:21:21,584 --> 01:21:24,626
I met quite a lot of girls
after I lost Shen Chia-Yi.
1086
01:21:24,751 --> 01:21:27,542
It's just that they all
happened to be Japanese.
1087
01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:30,334
For that, I felt there was
something missing in my heart.
1088
01:21:31,001 --> 01:21:32,376
Sakuragi Hanamichi was right.
1089
01:21:32,501 --> 01:21:33,876
You can only use one hand, your left hand.
1090
01:21:34,001 --> 01:21:36,501
Because you need your
right hand on the mouse.
1091
01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:42,126
What's the point of us
masturbating all day long?
1092
01:21:42,251 --> 01:21:43,292
Who cares?
1093
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:44,542
As long as I get to ejaculate, who cares!
1094
01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:46,751
I am coming, I am coming, I AM COMING!
1095
01:21:47,209 --> 01:21:49,709
Even though getting a diploma
might not be crucial
1096
01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,084
but a bachelor degree
seems to be not enough
1097
01:21:52,334 --> 01:21:55,709
I admit that I might be childish,
just like how Shen Chia-Yi described me.
1098
01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:57,626
A-Ho has been a really good friend of mine.
1099
01:21:57,751 --> 01:22:01,209
But I just couldn't bring
myself to congratulate him.
1100
01:22:05,834 --> 01:22:07,584
It'd be nice to plan things ahead.
1101
01:22:07,709 --> 01:22:10,334
We should start thinking
about graduate schools.
1102
01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:12,876
If you really want to be a teacher.
1103
01:22:13,001 --> 01:22:15,542
Then getting a Master of
education would be nice.
1104
01:22:16,459 --> 01:22:20,626
At least people will pay
you more in the future.
1105
01:23:10,626 --> 01:23:13,959
A-Ho was with Shen Chia-Yi
for only five months.
1106
01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:17,834
But that was more than enough
to make me jealous like hell.
1107
01:24:39,501 --> 01:24:40,501
Fuck, what's happening?
1108
01:24:40,626 --> 01:24:41,834
Shit.
1109
01:24:41,959 --> 01:24:46,042
Fuck, what's going on!
1110
01:24:46,167 --> 01:24:51,042
Ghost! Ghost!
Let's get the hell out of here!
1111
01:24:53,501 --> 01:24:56,334
Shit... ghost? Where? Where?
1112
01:24:57,667 --> 01:24:58,834
This is crazy, man!
1113
01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:02,501
My mom just called and said that the
hotel next to my house just collapsed.
1114
01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:03,792
You are from Taipei, aren't you?
1115
01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:05,667
So the epicenter is in Taipei?
1116
01:25:06,501 --> 01:25:08,501
It's too crowded here, the
system is probably overloaded.
1117
01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:11,292
Try to give it a shot at
somewhere less crowded.
1118
01:25:11,417 --> 01:25:12,792
Are you sure?
1119
01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:14,334
I don't know.
1120
01:26:42,834 --> 01:26:44,042
Hello.
1121
01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:45,334
Ko-Teng?
1122
01:26:46,376 --> 01:26:47,251
I am safe, don't worry.
1123
01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:49,042
Everyone is out on the street, though.
1124
01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:50,167
Thank god
1125
01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:51,709
I heard that the epicenter is in Taipei.
1126
01:26:51,834 --> 01:26:53,834
And the whole building collapsed
1127
01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,501
anyway.
1128
01:26:57,876 --> 01:26:59,626
Good to hear that you are safe.
1129
01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:02,667
Thank you.
1130
01:27:10,376 --> 01:27:11,751
Alright then
1131
01:27:12,959 --> 01:27:14,917
better go.
1132
01:27:15,042 --> 01:27:16,292
Wait a minute
1133
01:27:16,417 --> 01:27:17,251
I am touched, really.
1134
01:27:17,626 --> 01:27:19,292
Yeah right.
1135
01:27:19,417 --> 01:27:21,709
You are the girl that I chased for years!
1136
01:27:21,834 --> 01:27:23,209
Who else is going to share
this memory with me
1137
01:27:23,334 --> 01:27:25,626
if you are gone.
1138
01:27:26,209 --> 01:27:27,459
Hey, come on.
1139
01:27:27,584 --> 01:27:29,292
You didn't even try to contact
me in the past two years.
1140
01:27:29,751 --> 01:27:31,209
You didn't call either.
1141
01:27:31,334 --> 01:27:32,459
How dare you mention it.
1142
01:27:34,126 --> 01:27:36,292
So, what have you been doing lately?
1143
01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:37,751
Nothing much, really.
1144
01:27:37,876 --> 01:27:39,542
Same old thing, studying.
1145
01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:41,292
What about you?
1146
01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:43,001
Still skipping classes?
1147
01:27:43,126 --> 01:27:44,376
Of course
1148
01:27:44,501 --> 01:27:46,167
I never liked studying anyway
1149
01:27:46,292 --> 01:27:48,001
I only studied because of you.
1150
01:27:48,626 --> 01:27:50,709
Wow! So sweet.
1151
01:27:51,292 --> 01:27:54,167
We had a long chat that night,
talking about the old days.
1152
01:27:55,126 --> 01:27:58,959
The old days when I tried
everything to get closer to her.
1153
01:27:59,459 --> 01:28:01,626
So, do you have a boyfriend now?
1154
01:28:02,126 --> 01:28:03,542
It's none of your business.
1155
01:28:07,709 --> 01:28:09,209
I...um...
1156
01:28:09,709 --> 01:28:11,792
I... was with A-Ho for a while
1157
01:28:12,334 --> 01:28:13,084
I know
1158
01:28:13,209 --> 01:28:14,334
I heard.
1159
01:28:14,459 --> 01:28:15,917
Why did you guys split up?
1160
01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:19,042
I didn't want to ask him cause that
just made me want to kick his ass.
1161
01:28:19,626 --> 01:28:21,042
Was he mean to you?
1162
01:28:21,709 --> 01:28:23,126
Not really
1163
01:28:24,251 --> 01:28:28,292
I just felt that he
didn't like me that much.
1164
01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,584
No, A-Ho was crazy about
you, head over heels!
1165
01:28:33,959 --> 01:28:39,917
Having being loved by you makes it
harder for me to feel other's love.
1166
01:28:40,501 --> 01:28:42,584
You are kidding me right?
1167
01:28:43,001 --> 01:28:45,709
Don't ruin it now.
1168
01:28:48,959 --> 01:28:50,626
Hey, Shen Chia-Yi.
1169
01:28:52,501 --> 01:28:53,917
Can I ask you a question?
1170
01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:57,376
Why didn't you want to
be with me at that time?
1171
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,709
You know...
1172
01:29:01,459 --> 01:29:03,501
People always say that the most
wonderful time of a relationship
1173
01:29:03,626 --> 01:29:05,417
happens before it really happens.
1174
01:29:06,501 --> 01:29:08,292
When two people are together.
1175
01:29:08,959 --> 01:29:12,001
The magic vanishes easily.
1176
01:29:12,959 --> 01:29:16,917
So I thought it'd be better
if I let you chase me longer.
1177
01:29:17,042 --> 01:29:21,376
Otherwise, if we got together
right away, it'd be less fun.
1178
01:29:21,709 --> 01:29:23,209
Man, that's slack!
1179
01:29:30,459 --> 01:29:31,834
Shen Chia-Yi.
1180
01:29:32,751 --> 01:29:35,667
Do you believe in parallel universe?
1181
01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:45,376
Maybe in that universe, we are together.
1182
01:29:47,126 --> 01:29:48,834
How I envy them.
1183
01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,626
Thank you for liking me.
1184
01:30:01,751 --> 01:30:03,334
Yes.
1185
01:30:04,001 --> 01:30:05,792
Thank you for letting me
like you in those years.
1186
01:30:07,334 --> 01:30:11,084
You are always the apple of my eye.
1187
01:30:19,876 --> 01:30:20,792
Then it came to Senior year.
1188
01:30:20,917 --> 01:30:24,167
Everyone around me was
preparing for grad schools
1189
01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,667
I had no idea what I
wanted to do at that time.
1190
01:30:26,792 --> 01:30:29,959
Everyone was studying so
hard and it made me nervous.
1191
01:30:30,084 --> 01:30:32,626
So I decided to join them in the library.
1192
01:30:34,792 --> 01:30:38,917
And out of the blue, I started
to write stories on my blog.
1193
01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:19,667
Tsao didn't make his way to NBA.
1194
01:31:19,792 --> 01:31:21,792
He ended up selling second hand cars.
1195
01:31:22,501 --> 01:31:23,834
And it turned out he's pretty good at it.
1196
01:31:23,959 --> 01:31:26,001
On average, he sells one
car every other day.
1197
01:31:26,126 --> 01:31:26,792
Unbelievable.
1198
01:31:26,917 --> 01:31:28,626
The engine never lies.
1199
01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:29,334
Here.
1200
01:31:29,459 --> 01:31:31,584
Put your foot on the gas gently.
1201
01:31:38,251 --> 01:31:40,251
Hear that sound?
1202
01:31:40,376 --> 01:31:43,917
It's this powerful before we upgrade it,
can you imagine if we do?
1203
01:31:44,042 --> 01:31:47,084
I bet it is going to run over
2000 rpm when it hits the road.
1204
01:31:47,209 --> 01:31:50,209
The horsepower is beyond your imagination.
1205
01:31:50,667 --> 01:31:51,834
What do you think? You like it?
1206
01:31:51,959 --> 01:31:52,626
I like it.
1207
01:31:52,751 --> 01:31:55,084
Well then, how about we take
this beast out for a ride?
1208
01:31:55,209 --> 01:31:55,709
Okay.
1209
01:31:56,251 --> 01:31:57,209
GO
1210
01:31:58,876 --> 01:32:00,917
Groin passed the government worker's exam.
1211
01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:03,917
He is now working as a librarian.
1212
01:32:04,042 --> 01:32:06,709
Which he gets to play perform magic
to young innocent girls every day.
1213
01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:12,542
See this book? Blow on it.
1214
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:20,834
Now, pay attention.
1215
01:32:24,501 --> 01:32:26,209
Are you nuts?
1216
01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:27,834
Stop there.
1217
01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:31,042
A-Ho became an insurance sales man.
1218
01:32:31,167 --> 01:32:32,584
He loves driving his car.
1219
01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:37,376
Every day he spends about 12 hours in it,
even though it's tough
1220
01:32:37,501 --> 01:32:39,251
I do believe he will succeed one day.
1221
01:32:39,376 --> 01:32:43,334
After all he is the only person
who has officially dated Shen Chia-Yi.
1222
01:32:49,042 --> 01:32:50,501
Hello, is this Mr. Lee?
1223
01:32:50,626 --> 01:32:52,626
Yes, speaking.
1224
01:32:52,751 --> 01:32:55,542
Hi, remember the insurance plan
that I talked to you about last time?
1225
01:32:55,667 --> 01:32:57,292
I have already gathered all
the information for you.
1226
01:32:57,417 --> 01:33:01,126
Just wondering when is a good time
to pay you a visit in your office.
1227
01:33:03,209 --> 01:33:08,709
Boner flew to America for graduate school
immediately after his military service.
1228
01:33:08,834 --> 01:33:10,626
Boner's English sucked
1229
01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:14,292
I don't know how the hell
he had the guts to go to the States.
1230
01:33:14,417 --> 01:33:17,709
Perhaps he wanted to masturbate
in a different country.
1231
01:33:17,834 --> 01:33:21,167
If you can't stand it, just
come back, understand?
1232
01:33:21,292 --> 01:33:23,417
Ma, stop talking nonsense
1233
01:33:23,542 --> 01:33:25,167
I am serious.
1234
01:33:25,292 --> 01:33:26,959
If it's too hard, then just come back
1235
01:33:27,084 --> 01:33:29,042
I will not blame you, I promise.
1236
01:33:33,126 --> 01:33:35,042
Fine, I got it.
1237
01:33:40,667 --> 01:33:43,126
Okay, it's dad's turn to say good-bye now.
1238
01:33:48,167 --> 01:33:51,917
Two years gone by while Boner was overseas.
1239
01:33:54,084 --> 01:33:56,126
Oh, yes, and there is Hu Chia-Wei.
1240
01:34:02,626 --> 01:34:05,042
That girl who always drew
retarded stuff in her books.
1241
01:34:05,167 --> 01:34:07,667
She now has another name.
1242
01:34:07,792 --> 01:34:09,251
Wan Wan.
1243
01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:16,501
So it proves that those
who realize their dreams
1244
01:34:16,626 --> 01:34:18,542
are often not the most
clever ones in school.
1245
01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:22,834
But they are definitely those
who persist till the end
1246
01:34:25,084 --> 01:34:27,584
I am very glad that I was wrong.
1247
01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:35,126
When Boner came home with a foreign degree
1248
01:34:35,251 --> 01:34:37,209
I received a phone call.
1249
01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:42,709
Hello.
1250
01:34:42,834 --> 01:34:45,126
Hello, old friend, are you busy?
1251
01:34:45,626 --> 01:34:46,959
Of course I am busy
1252
01:34:47,584 --> 01:34:51,334
I don't care, there is something that
I want you to be the first to know.
1253
01:34:51,876 --> 01:34:52,584
What is it?
1254
01:34:52,709 --> 01:34:55,376
You got time for me to go after you again?
1255
01:34:56,501 --> 01:34:58,626
Not this time, I am afraid.
1256
01:34:58,751 --> 01:34:59,917
Why?
1257
01:35:10,292 --> 01:35:11,084
Hurry up!
1258
01:35:11,209 --> 01:35:12,501
It's a big day today.
1259
01:35:13,251 --> 01:35:15,334
You want to make the bride wait for you?
1260
01:35:22,292 --> 01:35:23,667
Cheers.
1261
01:35:25,417 --> 01:35:26,292
Regret it now?
1262
01:35:26,417 --> 01:35:29,167
I was so available back then,
but you guys all went for Shen Chia-Yi.
1263
01:35:30,001 --> 01:35:31,209
So does that mean I still have a chance?
1264
01:35:31,334 --> 01:35:33,376
You suck!
1265
01:35:34,334 --> 01:35:35,376
I got to tell you something
1266
01:35:35,501 --> 01:35:37,709
I wasn't really serious about chasing
after Shen Chia-Yi before.
1267
01:35:37,834 --> 01:35:39,042
Why?
1268
01:35:39,167 --> 01:35:41,042
I just didn't want to miss out.
1269
01:35:41,167 --> 01:35:43,209
Everyone went after her, so I did, too.
1270
01:35:47,542 --> 01:35:48,501
In comparison to me
1271
01:35:48,626 --> 01:35:50,667
I must say, you guys are shameless.
1272
01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:52,792
She is the bride today, but
none of you is the groom.
1273
01:35:52,917 --> 01:35:55,334
How dare you guys show
your faces at this wedding.
1274
01:35:55,459 --> 01:35:57,084
Shameless!
1275
01:35:57,792 --> 01:35:58,709
Hsu Bo-Chun.
1276
01:35:58,834 --> 01:35:59,876
Kiss my ass.
1277
01:36:00,001 --> 01:36:01,292
Just drink!
1278
01:36:02,167 --> 01:36:04,167
Oh, please, I have dated her, haven't I?
1279
01:36:04,542 --> 01:36:05,834
That was a scam.
1280
01:36:05,959 --> 01:36:07,001
Exactly, cheater!
1281
01:36:07,126 --> 01:36:09,626
Hey, let's make a bet.
1282
01:36:09,751 --> 01:36:10,834
Let's do paper, scissors stone.
1283
01:36:10,959 --> 01:36:12,334
The loser
1284
01:36:12,459 --> 01:36:17,584
will have to trip the groom
when they walk in later.
1285
01:36:17,709 --> 01:36:21,209
What the hell was that? It's embarrassing!
1286
01:36:21,334 --> 01:36:24,876
You guys are mean.
Can't you just show some love to the couple?
1287
01:36:25,126 --> 01:36:26,334
You won't understand.
1288
01:36:26,459 --> 01:36:29,417
If you really like a girl.
1289
01:36:29,542 --> 01:36:33,251
It is impossible to see her marry
to another guy and still bless them.
1290
01:36:33,542 --> 01:36:34,126
That's right.
1291
01:36:34,251 --> 01:36:37,501
True love means someone should sneak up
and stabs the groom in the back.
1292
01:36:37,626 --> 01:36:39,292
Correct.
1293
01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:42,626
Trip him!
1294
01:37:43,334 --> 01:37:44,834
But I am wrong.
1295
01:37:45,376 --> 01:37:49,834
In fact, when you really like a
girl, you'd be happy for her.
1296
01:37:50,626 --> 01:37:53,917
When you see her finding her Mr. Right.
1297
01:37:54,292 --> 01:37:57,042
You will want them to be together.
1298
01:37:57,167 --> 01:38:00,167
And to live happily ever after.
1299
01:38:07,417 --> 01:38:08,834
Come closer.
1300
01:38:10,167 --> 01:38:11,292
One more, ready
1301
01:38:11,709 --> 01:38:13,001
1,2, 3, go.
1302
01:38:13,834 --> 01:38:14,709
OK
1303
01:38:15,626 --> 01:38:19,084
Congratulations, happy marriage.
1304
01:38:19,209 --> 01:38:19,792
Come, quickly
1305
01:38:19,917 --> 01:38:20,876
I want to stand next to Shen Chia-Yi.
1306
01:38:21,001 --> 01:38:22,209
We should take more photos.
1307
01:38:25,126 --> 01:38:25,959
How do I look? Get a pretty one for me.
1308
01:38:26,084 --> 01:38:28,459
All right. Here it comes.
1309
01:38:28,584 --> 01:38:29,667
Ready.
1310
01:38:31,084 --> 01:38:32,626
Ok, one, two, three, go.
1311
01:38:33,917 --> 01:38:35,959
One more, one, two, three... done.
1312
01:38:37,209 --> 01:38:37,626
OK
1313
01:38:37,751 --> 01:38:38,417
Thank you.
1314
01:38:38,542 --> 01:38:41,334
Hey, man, we have a suggestion.
1315
01:38:41,459 --> 01:38:42,376
About what?
1316
01:38:42,501 --> 01:38:44,167
See, the thing is that we
have loaded you with cash.
1317
01:38:44,626 --> 01:38:47,876
Don't you think we have the
right to kiss the bride?
1318
01:38:49,126 --> 01:38:52,167
Well, I am fine if she says fine.
1319
01:38:55,459 --> 01:38:56,126
Well, fine.
1320
01:38:59,334 --> 01:39:01,542
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1321
01:39:01,667 --> 01:39:04,584
You can kiss the bride.
1322
01:39:04,709 --> 01:39:06,501
But you have to kiss me first.
1323
01:39:06,626 --> 01:39:08,542
Kiss me the way you want to
kiss her, so that's fair.
1324
01:39:10,876 --> 01:39:12,459
Bullshit!
1325
01:39:12,584 --> 01:39:13,876
What kind of rule is that?
1326
01:39:14,001 --> 01:39:15,251
Yeah, no way.
1327
01:39:15,376 --> 01:39:16,542
Don't be stingy.
1328
01:39:16,667 --> 01:39:18,667
That is not right.
1329
01:39:20,292 --> 01:39:21,959
Well then... sorry.
1330
01:39:22,084 --> 01:39:24,001
Ha, ha... Look at yourself, guys.
1331
01:40:25,667 --> 01:40:26,876
What?
1332
01:40:28,209 --> 01:40:29,626
Thank you for yesterday.
1333
01:40:30,751 --> 01:40:31,626
Are you for real?
1334
01:40:31,751 --> 01:40:33,334
A quiz made out of love...
1335
01:40:35,667 --> 01:40:37,001
You made so many mistakes.
1336
01:40:37,126 --> 01:40:39,667
You did the problems without reading
the exercise book, didn't you?
1337
01:40:46,167 --> 01:40:47,167
Shen Chia-Yi.
1338
01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:48,709
You were so cool when you shouted at him.
1339
01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:50,417
You look so pretty when you cry, too.
1340
01:41:13,584 --> 01:41:17,042
Even though we are not
seeing each other yet.
1341
01:41:17,167 --> 01:41:20,334
But those guys who you don't even know.
1342
01:41:20,459 --> 01:41:22,334
Can you not let them hold your hands?
1343
01:41:22,917 --> 01:41:24,292
I haven't even held them myself.
1344
01:41:38,251 --> 01:41:40,709
You held this game and got yourself hurt.
1345
01:41:40,834 --> 01:41:42,459
How can you be so childish?
1346
01:41:42,792 --> 01:41:43,959
Childish?
1347
01:41:46,251 --> 01:41:47,251
Yes, childish.
1348
01:41:47,376 --> 01:41:48,584
Very childish and totally immature.
1349
01:42:02,209 --> 01:42:03,459
Idiot.
1350
01:42:03,584 --> 01:42:05,917
Yes, I am an idiot.
1351
01:42:08,959 --> 01:42:10,459
Moron.
1352
01:42:10,584 --> 01:42:12,584
Only a moron can keep on trying
to chase you for such a long time.
1353
01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,209
You don't understand anything.
1354
01:42:16,334 --> 01:42:18,209
You're right, I don't!
1355
01:42:58,209 --> 01:42:59,251
Sorry
1356
01:42:59,376 --> 01:43:00,876
I was the immature one.
1357
01:43:18,459 --> 01:43:22,417
Being able to solve these tricky math
questions does not help anything in life!
1358
01:43:22,542 --> 01:43:23,584
You want to bet?
1359
01:43:23,709 --> 01:43:26,542
I won't even know what “log”
means ten years later.
1360
01:43:26,667 --> 01:43:28,292
And it doesn't make my life any harder.
1361
01:43:28,417 --> 01:43:29,542
Emmmm.
1362
01:43:31,001 --> 01:43:32,292
You don't believe me
1363
01:43:32,417 --> 01:43:33,501
I do believe you.
1364
01:43:33,626 --> 01:43:35,584
Then, why do you still work so hard?
1365
01:43:36,626 --> 01:43:39,209
You don't expect returns
from everything you do.
1366
01:43:52,834 --> 01:43:54,542
Do you want to know the answer?
1367
01:43:57,001 --> 01:44:01,626
If Ko Ching-Teng comes
and confesses to me I will be very happy.
1368
01:44:08,667 --> 01:44:11,042
Shen Chia-Yi
1369
01:44:11,167 --> 01:44:14,751
I like you very much.
1370
01:44:15,584 --> 01:44:20,084
(Ok, let's be together)
1371
01:44:21,417 --> 01:44:23,251
How I envy them.
1372
01:44:27,459 --> 01:44:29,459
Thank you for liking me.
1373
01:44:56,209 --> 01:44:58,042
Well then, I am just going
to keep on acting childish.
1374
01:44:59,876 --> 01:45:01,459
Sure, why not!
1375
01:45:08,209 --> 01:45:11,584
(Happy Marriage, to the apple of my eye)
1376
01:45:31,209 --> 01:45:32,584
Hey, Yankees.
1377
01:45:32,959 --> 01:45:34,167
Yeah!
1378
01:45:36,084 --> 01:45:36,917
A- Chian.
1379
01:45:52,584 --> 01:45:53,792
Hey, Ko-Teng.
1380
01:45:54,167 --> 01:45:57,501
Have you thought about writing our story?
1381
01:45:58,876 --> 01:46:00,501
Of course I did!
1382
01:46:01,167 --> 01:46:03,917
I just haven't come up a
good name to start with.
1383
01:46:05,751 --> 01:46:08,251
Hey, can you leave out the part
which I was masturbating?
1384
01:46:10,167 --> 01:46:11,917
Sorry man... that has to be in the story.
1385
01:46:12,834 --> 01:46:14,459
If you really are going to write it.
1386
01:46:15,667 --> 01:46:17,084
Don't forget to let your
readers know how handsome I am.
1387
01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:20,334
By the way, can you put in some
dating advertisements for me, too!
1388
01:46:21,126 --> 01:46:22,667
Come on, I thought you
are going after Wan Wan?
1389
01:46:25,042 --> 01:46:26,126
Haha, doesn't really matter.
1390
01:48:22,251 --> 01:48:25,167
This is the last image
we shot before wrapping up shooting.
1391
01:48:25,292 --> 01:48:27,959
The director conspired
with the make-up artist to prank the cast.
1392
01:48:28,084 --> 01:48:30,959
And painted Michelle Chen's face into...
1393
01:48:31,305 --> 01:48:37,462
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