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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,786 (MAN SPEAKS TIWI) 2 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,405 MAN: It's a beautiful day 3 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,775 for these two young people to get married. 4 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,245 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 5 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,216 WOMAN: Daphne! 6 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:54,319 Daphne! (SPEAKS TIWI) 7 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,731 (PANTS) 8 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,568 Oh! Oh! 9 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,603 (DISTANT VOICES APPROACH) 10 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,107 WOMAN: Daphne! (SPEAKS TIWI) 11 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:19,545 (ALL YELL) 12 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,230 (YELLING VOICES APPROACH) 13 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,765 SONG: � Three, six, nine The goose drank wine 14 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,668 � The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line 15 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,871 � The line broke, the monkey got choked 16 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,740 � And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat 17 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,209 � Clap, pat, clap, pat 18 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,845 � Clap, pat, clap, slap 19 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,647 � Clap, pat Clap your hands 20 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,251 � Pat it on your partner's hand Right hand 21 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,219 � Clap, pat Clap your hands 22 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,822 � Cross it with your left arm Pat your partner's left palm 23 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,690 � Left palm Clap, clap 24 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,926 � Clap your hands, pat your partner's right palm 25 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,862 � With your right palm again Clap, slap 26 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,265 � Clap your hands Slap your thighs 27 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,933 � And sing a little song, go 28 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,636 � My mother told me My mama told me 29 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,805 � If I was goody If I was goody 30 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,807 (SONG CONTINUES AS RINGTONE) � That she would buy me 31 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:25,277 � A rubber dolly... � 32 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,778 Not now. (SIGHS) 33 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,660 That'll help. 34 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,567 (GROANS) 35 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,502 Bugger! 36 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,607 (SIGHS) 37 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,526 - You ready? - Oh! Hampton! 38 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,261 Uh, of course. 39 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,463 HAMPTON: Like that confidence. Keep that. 40 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,300 Actually, I'm kinda freaking out. 41 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,703 Lauren, I'm not gonna tell you you'll be fine. I'm not your... 42 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,871 - Mother. I know. - Really? 43 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,941 Because right now, you are acting like the girlie-girl 44 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:31,943 who doesn't want to wear her big-girl pants. 45 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,312 I want to wear the big-girl pants. I do. 46 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,480 Good. 47 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:36,881 Hide the heel, brush down your collar, 48 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,917 and for Pete's sake, don't let them see the feet. 49 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,986 Were you serious about our deal? 50 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,224 Have you ever known me not to be serious? 51 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,930 MAN: Really? Now we're prosecuting old ladies? 52 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,431 What's next, sick babies? 53 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,467 MAN 2: Shoplifting's a serious crime, Ned. 54 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:56,835 NED: Oh, yeah, real life-and-death stuff. 55 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,503 What did she steal? Incontinence pads? 56 00:03:58,538 --> 00:03:59,704 (CHUCKLES) Exactly. 57 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,740 - Really? - Two boxes. 58 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,508 Oh! Two boxes! Well, then! 59 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,310 On eight separate occasions. 60 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,012 Wow. That's a very leaky bladder. 61 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,414 Regardless, can we just let her have them? 62 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,649 Excuse me? 63 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,651 When she needs to go, she needs to go. 64 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,419 Then she needs to pay for them. 65 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,521 You really want to take her to court, don't you? 66 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:19,524 I want you to take her to court, Ned. 67 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,026 That's your job. 68 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,264 (SOBS) 69 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,567 Would you like some tissues, Mrs Ruthers? 70 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:33,038 No, no, no. T-tissues for the eyes, not for down... 71 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,006 ..your...leaky bladder. 72 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:37,609 (MRS RUTHERS SOBS) 73 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,748 (GROANS) 74 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,051 - Case dismissed. - (CHOKES) 75 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,553 - I dismiss. You can't dismiss! - I just did. 76 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,021 - Did he? - No. 77 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:52,090 - You can't say that! She does! - I just said that! 78 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,759 The charges are dropped. You can go home now, Mrs Ruthers. 79 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,495 You can't do that! She says that! 80 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,364 Yes, I can! 81 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,367 - Can I? - Um...I... 82 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,536 No! The answer is no! 83 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:07,306 My office. 84 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,679 - Sugar? - No, thank you. 85 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,014 Actually, yes, please. 86 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,387 Actually, no. No, I'm gonna be good. 87 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,630 You know why your dad was a great lawyer? 88 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,568 He used to come into my courtroom in odd socks, 89 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:40,638 shirt inside out, notes written on napkins. 90 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:45,110 He was the best because he knew why he was doing it. 91 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,879 We only get one shot at this. 92 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:52,617 Don't waste it turning my courtroom into a shambles. 93 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,832 C'�tait superbe de faire votre connaissance. 94 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,467 - Au revoir, madame. - � bient�t. 95 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:12,437 Au revoir, messieurs! Bonne journ�e! 96 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,741 - (SIGHS) - You know what this means? 97 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,177 - I got the... - You have to work nights. 98 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,714 Right, of course. But...I'm an associate? 99 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,716 That was the deal. 100 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,018 (SQUEALS) 101 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,720 S-sorry. 102 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,936 Got another pair, so... 103 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,976 NED: I've had a pretty important day, babe. 104 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,913 I've got some big news. 105 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,781 - I quit my job. - (WHIMPERS) 106 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,583 Don't hate me. 107 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,919 (WHINES) 108 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,720 That's not helpful. 109 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,723 OK, let's try this hand first. 110 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,525 Will you marry me? 111 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,893 (WHIMPERS) 112 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,029 Yeah, let's go with that one first, shall we? 113 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,634 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Shit! Uh... 114 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,806 - I have to tell you something! - I have to ask you something. 115 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:22,874 You first. 116 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,142 No, go on. 117 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,010 OK. 118 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,112 So, today, 119 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,749 I met some French businessmen... 120 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,953 Marry me? 121 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,960 Yes! 122 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,528 Bloody yes! 123 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:45,897 SONG: � What you find 124 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,198 � I think I love you 125 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,834 � What you feel now 126 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,536 � I feel I need you 127 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,805 � What you know 128 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,206 (PHONE BUZZES) 129 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,175 � To be real, yeah 130 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,078 � Ooh, yeah... � 131 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,679 - (CORK POPS) - (LAUREN SQUEALS) 132 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,682 - NED: Wahey! - (LAUGHS) 133 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,551 Hey, so, tell me your news. 134 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,753 I made associate! 135 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,189 That's great! Oh, hold on a second. 136 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,224 Does that mean you're stuck with Cruella de Vil? 137 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,693 - Would that be so bad? - Uh, yes. 138 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,295 Why? Because she's a powerful woman? 139 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,565 Are you kidding me? I love powerful women. 140 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,799 I just don't think they all need 141 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,268 a secret lair and a hairless cat. 142 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,136 She doesn't have a secret lair. 143 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,671 She has a hairless cat, Lauren. 144 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,972 I've seen it. It's disgusting! 145 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,908 - Oh, OK. OK. - Hey, no. 146 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,110 Let me raise a glass. 147 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,545 You deserve this. 148 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,080 Thank you. 149 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,952 Now, there is one little proposal disclaimer. 150 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,556 If we're gonna get married... 151 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,691 ..let's just do it straightaway, yeah? 152 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:49,627 None of this year-long engagement crap. 153 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,262 "Engagement crap"? How romantic. 154 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:54,666 No, all I'm saying is... the sooner, the better. 155 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:59,304 The next few months are good. I've got, um...a work window. 156 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,972 What work window? 157 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,174 Oh, no, I just got given a short, um... (CLEARS THROAT) 158 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,276 ..bonus...hiatus thingy 159 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,179 after winning the old lady her freedom for her. 160 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,782 (PHONE BUZZES, PLAYS 'TREATY') 161 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,617 - Oh! No, no, no, no, no! - You're kidding me! 162 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,185 No, no. Hey, hey, hey! Give it back. 163 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,721 - Does she ever go home? - (LAUGHS) Come on. 164 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,191 Hi. 165 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,994 Oh. Now? 166 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:26,197 U-um...sure. I'll be on my way. 167 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,333 Yep, I've got that. 168 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,702 Yes. 169 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,903 No, no, I'm just...I'm just... 170 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,839 No, it's Ned. Not Fred. 171 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,275 I'm not far away. OK. I'll see you soon. 172 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,244 - Bye. - (DOOR CLOSES) 173 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,714 I quit my job! 174 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,799 RINGTONE: � My mother told me My mama told me 175 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,036 � If I was goody If I was goo... � 176 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,805 Sorry. 177 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,915 (SIGHS WEARILY) 178 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,654 (PHONE DINGS) 179 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,858 Sorry. Again. 180 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,436 Are you stoned? 181 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,904 Whoa! What? No! 182 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,006 - Your eyes are all bloodshot. - It's 4am. 183 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,741 Am I keeping you? 184 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,309 - No, I just... - (DESK WHIRRS) 185 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,979 - Oh, w-we're going down now? - Come on. 186 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,682 Out with it. 187 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,818 A ballerina cannot pirouette with a carrot up her backside. 188 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,919 I-I don't know what that means. 189 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,320 You've got to remove that carrot. 190 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,955 If you don't, then I will, and believe me... 191 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,323 It's Ned. 192 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,958 Ah. 193 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,927 The carrot... 194 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,229 ..has a name. 195 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,165 We just got engaged, see? 196 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,434 And I should be excited, but he said this thing 197 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,003 about getting married before the promotion kicks in, 198 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,337 but I don't know what the rush is... 199 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:16,074 - His gumnuts are shrinking. - Excuse me? 200 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,875 You're gonna be making more money than he does 201 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,477 and he can feel it in his little gumnuts, 202 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,179 and he does not like it. 203 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,081 I don't think there's anything wrong with his gumnuts. 204 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,751 He wants to close the deal before it's too late. 205 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,119 The deal? 206 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,755 Lauren. 207 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,357 Do you want to marry him or not? 208 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,826 I really do. 209 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,128 But he's just so... 210 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,830 At Hampton and Associates, 211 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,466 when we have a problem to solve, what do we do? 212 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,201 Solve it? 213 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,036 Step it out. 214 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,439 - Whoa! - MACHINE: Incline. 215 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,342 I haven't been coaching you for five years 216 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,112 to lose you to some domestic twaddle. 217 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,747 Thigh burner. 218 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,181 Mind you... 219 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,383 ..some clients, they like a married lawyer. 220 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,319 They're not gonna get that from me. 221 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,390 I'll give you 10 days without pay, then you're back to work. 222 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,860 - Deal? - Deal. 223 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,194 Good. 224 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,163 - Cool down. - Stop this. 225 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,866 Leave it. Go home. 226 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,901 - Thank you! - Goodbye. 227 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,507 10 days. 228 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,075 - NED: 10 days? - LAUREN: Yep. 229 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,777 So, quickly, get dressed. 230 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,945 I meant the next few months, not the next few days! 231 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,848 I called your brother. He's taking us to the airport in 20. 232 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,283 The airport? Lauren! 233 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:35,353 I always imagined getting married back home. 234 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,789 You want to fly to Darwin today? 235 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,257 Are you having second thoughts? 236 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,994 No. No, I want to get married. To you, specifically. 237 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:46,197 I just don't get the bit about Darwin and today. 238 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,266 - What's the rush? - We can talk on the plane. 239 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,834 You've never even taken me up there. 240 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,569 You never even talk about home. 241 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,838 Now, all of a sudden, you want to go up there? 242 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:58,009 Yes. I know it doesn't make sense, but it feels right. 243 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,845 Our parents will get to meet. It'll be perfect. 244 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,315 (SIGHS) Lauren, this is all very confusing. 245 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,984 I know I'm coming across unhinged, 246 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,853 but something tells me 247 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,454 that if I don't get married back up home, 248 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,223 I'll always regret it. 249 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,493 I've always been able to see it. 250 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,396 Both my parents walking me down the aisle. 251 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,499 My old girlfriends all dressed up. 252 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,269 The Darwin heat. The air. 253 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,505 I just can't imagine it anywhere else. 254 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,144 NED: Have you got his flea treatment? 255 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,912 - LAUREN: Yep. - Yeah? 256 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,614 And his brush? We want him looking good for the wedding. 257 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,616 - Uh-huh. - Both leashes? 258 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,452 Ned, whatever you've told me to pack for Cher, I've packed it. 259 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,254 - OK. - WOMAN: Right, out with it. 260 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,456 How far along? When are you due? 261 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,559 Hello, Mother. 262 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,395 - She's not pregnant, Mother. - What tosh! 263 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,930 No-one gets married this quickly 264 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,332 unless there's a baby on the way. 265 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,367 - Morning, Lauren. - Morning, Robbie. 266 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,935 So, are you gonna find out the sex 267 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,403 or you gonna wait for it to be a surprise? 268 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,940 You're making this wedding all about you. 269 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,442 What about me? 270 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,178 We're just meant to drop everything and fly to Darwin! 271 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,946 It's important to Lauren. It... 272 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,316 It's important to both of us that we get married in Darwin. 273 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,951 I thought you were from the Tiwi Islands. 274 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,154 Mum's from the Tiwi Islands. I grew up in Darwin. 275 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,390 So, what are we talking? Are we talking... 276 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,359 ..didgeridoos and tribal dancing? 277 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,528 - Face paint? - NED AND ROBBIE: Mum! 278 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,566 I wish Dad could come. 279 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,968 He would have loved you. 280 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,637 I love her too, Ned. 281 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,340 That's not what I'm saying. 282 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,209 We know. 283 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,937 (CICADAS CHIRP) 284 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,639 So, don't forget, Mum loves the place clean and tidy. 285 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,642 Oh, and Dad has this thing about men dressing up as boys, 286 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,344 so tuck your shirt in. 287 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,012 - I'm wearing a T-shirt. - No, tuck your shirt in. 288 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,681 - I'm not a tucker. - No, tuck your shirt in! 289 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,449 - I don't tuck the tee, Lauren! - Have some manners! 290 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:22,286 Hey, you should be thankful I don't dress like that guy. 291 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,655 Tuck in the tee! (CHUCKLES) 292 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,391 Dad?! 293 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,407 Oi! What are you wearing pyjamas for? 294 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,009 Slept in. 295 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,178 Hey, come on, now. It's three in the afternoon. 296 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,381 Shame job! 297 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,283 Didn't have time to clean up. 298 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,285 Can you please just open the boot? 299 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,354 (LAUREN SIGHS) 300 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,659 Finally get to meet you in person. Hello. 301 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,194 What's that thing? 302 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,695 Oh, this is Cher. 303 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,564 Cher, say hello to your grandfather. 304 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,632 - (CHER WHINES) - Oh, yeah! 305 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,735 Ohh! He likes you. 306 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,636 What do you want to be called? 307 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,205 Uh, Grandpa? 308 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,573 Grampy? Gramps? 309 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,375 Poppa? 310 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,411 Pappy...Pappy Bear? 311 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,514 Pop? 312 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,550 Put the shit on your laps. 313 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,466 MAN: Get off the friggin' road! (HONKS HORN) 314 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,203 Put your indicator on, you dick! 315 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,515 You trying to be Santa or what? 316 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,350 Forgot to shave. 317 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,488 I've never seen pyjamas with shorts. Huh! 318 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,180 (CHER GROWLS) 319 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,282 Eugh! 320 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,721 Dad, what's going on? 321 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,457 Where's Mum? 322 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,302 (SOBS) 323 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,375 ('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' BY CHICAGO PLAYS) 324 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,516 � If you leave me now 325 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:09,720 � You'll take away the biggest part of me... � 326 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,755 (SOBS) 327 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:17,862 � Ooh, no, baby, please don't go 328 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,867 � And if you leave me now... � 329 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,569 That's all she wrote? "I'm done"? That's it? 330 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,671 Well, I just woke up and she was gone. 331 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,807 I tried calling her and...found that. 332 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,275 Mint tea? 333 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,344 She tried calling me a couple times. 334 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,912 She called? When? 335 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,281 - Biscuit? - I don't know. A few days ago. 336 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,517 - What, and you didn't pick up? - Dad, I've been busy. 337 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,719 - Well, I didn't say nothing. - Don't try to blame me. 338 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,287 I didn't say nothing! 339 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,290 - Is this her phone? - BOTH: Yes! 340 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,592 You didn't think to tell me all this 341 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,861 when I called to say we were coming up to get married? 342 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,596 - In 10 days. - In 10 days! 343 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,532 I thought maybe she'd be back by now. 344 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,468 "I'm done." It doesn't sound very good, does it? 345 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,736 Arggh! 346 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,875 Oh, shit. 347 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,180 "The things unsaid were getting too loud. 348 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,882 "Ignoring each other is not what we vowed. 349 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,318 "Not even my daughter will pick up the phone, 350 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,288 "So I'm leaving you all to go it alone." 351 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,392 Not much of a poet, eh? (CHUCKLES) 352 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,700 - Oh... - (DOOR OPENS) 353 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,869 - Wait for it. - (DOOR CLOSES) 354 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,606 - ('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS) - Huh! Amazing. 355 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,642 (GROANS) 356 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,415 � If you leave me now 357 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,986 � You'll take away the biggest part of me... � 358 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,189 (CHER WHINES) 359 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,298 Lauren, you can't leave me alone with him. 360 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,399 Let me come with you. 361 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,268 - To my hens' night? - Why not? 362 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,903 I don't mind eating penis cake 363 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,372 or...whatever it is you do at these things. 364 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,708 What am I supposed to do with him? Slow-dance in the pantry? 365 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,343 Just turn on the footy. 366 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,778 Really? He likes his football? Who does he support? 367 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,480 Aussie Rules, dickhead. We're in the NT. 368 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,749 NED: Oh, Lauren! I hate Aussie Rules! 369 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:19,950 Oh, my God! 370 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,752 Can you at least pretend like you care 371 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,320 that my family's falling apart? 372 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,855 I do care, Lauren. I'm getting married to you... 373 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,757 - Not anymore. - What? 374 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:30,561 I mean, not anymore... I mean...now. 375 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,630 I didn't know this was gonna happen. 376 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,366 But I can't get married if my mum isn't here. 377 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,835 I still want you to be my husband. 378 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,738 We'll get married in a month or two when she's back. 379 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,775 This whole 10-day thing was stupid anyway. 380 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:48,646 Can you call the Adelaide mob? Give 'em the bad news? 381 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,481 Th-they're already booking their flights! 382 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,816 Uh-huh. Then do it quickly. 383 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,551 Hold on a second. Hold on! 384 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,820 So you get to go out with your friends and eat penis cake 385 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,957 while I stay here with Pantry Man and disappoint my family? 386 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:00,991 Pantry Man? Fuck... 387 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,793 Exactly. 388 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,429 I'll just have one drink, tell the girls and come home. 389 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,565 - One drink! - One drink, yeah. 390 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,573 (LOUD DANCE MUSIC THUMPS) 391 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,712 - Tiwi Tiwi! - Whoo-hoo! 392 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,681 Oh, don't! 393 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,416 Toodoi straws? Really? 394 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,850 They didn't have any black ones. 395 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,819 I think the party store is a bit racist. 396 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,521 Why would she be wanting black toodoi 397 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:31,822 when she getting white toodoi? 398 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,923 Don't start! 399 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,025 Oh, only one toodoi for you now! 400 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,761 I haven't had toodoi in a while. 401 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,496 Oh, my God! You mob got no shame! 402 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,532 Hey, cudjerie, we're just getting warmed up. 403 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,768 Now, give me my white toodoi! 404 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,473 COMMENTATOR: Centring ball, Rioli! The one-on-one! 405 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,709 - (WHISTLE BLOWS) - Oh, outstanding play. 406 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,712 - (CHER GROWLS) - And he makes no mistake. 407 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,387 Loosen up, cudjerie! 408 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,022 You're not in some fancy courtroom now. 409 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,990 You're at Throb with your sister girls! 410 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:10,027 Oi. I need to tell you something. 411 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,629 - Shots! - Hairy nuts! 412 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,699 Three hairy nuts for us and a waxed nut for Lauren. 413 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,402 Oh, but I love hair on my nuts! 414 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,639 Fuck it. 415 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:26,110 ('ESCAPADE' BY JANET JACKSON PLAYS) 416 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,579 (WOMEN CHEER) 417 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,416 Our song, sis! 418 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,718 Alright, you mob, it's been a while. 419 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,787 Now, you reckon we can do this? 420 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,989 Ha ha! OK. 421 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,960 (DRUM INTRO) 422 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,563 � As I was walking by 423 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:50,368 � Saw you standing there with a smile 424 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,539 ALAN RICKMAN: Another orphan of a bankrupt culture 425 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:56,874 who thinks he's John Wayne. 426 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,209 Rambo? Marshall Dillon? 427 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,811 BRUCE WILLIS: I was partial to Roy Rogers, actually. 428 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,646 You know in Darwin we've got this thing 429 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,114 called the pizza delivery boy? 430 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:07,985 Yeah. Mm-hm. Mmm. 431 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,087 - Yippee-ki-yay, motherf... - (BARKS) 432 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,856 � Looking shy, you caught my eye 433 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,060 � Thought you'd want to hang for a while 434 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,629 (CHEERING) 435 00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:22,032 � Well, I'd like to be with you 436 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:27,204 � And, you know, it's Friday too... � 437 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,206 MAN: You know, we've got a pool going on you. 438 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,874 What kind of odds am I getting? 439 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,209 MAN: You don't want to know. 440 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,011 BRUCE WILLIS: Put me down for 20. 441 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,213 (BOTH GROAN) 442 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,015 LAUREN: That's terrifying! Look at it! 443 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,483 WOMAN: Come on, sissy, have some. 444 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,585 Eugh! Nah. Don't be stupid! Get away. 445 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,921 - Don't sit there! - Come on, have a slice. 446 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,890 Alright, you mob, we got dress fitting at 10am tomorrow, 447 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,859 so that's enough penis cake. 448 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,195 Why'd you book it so early? 449 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,597 Because that's the only time they could fit us in, eff ya! 450 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,232 Look, this one didn't give us much time 451 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,633 to pull this bastard together, 452 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,168 so stop your whingeing and bring it in. 453 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,804 Come on. Come on. Good girl. 454 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,574 (ALL GIGGLE) 455 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,909 Now, Lauren, when I first met you at school, 456 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,845 I thought you was the biggest nerd. 457 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,179 Now look at you. 458 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,014 - Still a nerd. - (ALL LAUGH) 459 00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,950 But a deadly big lawyer nerd 460 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:15,085 who's come back from Adelaide to get married, ah! 461 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,687 (ALL CHEER) 462 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,823 Married, married, married! She getting married! 463 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,959 She gonna put a ring on that finger! 464 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,661 Oi, sis. It's been five years. 465 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,630 Let's not leave it another five, eh? 466 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,899 - Promise. - Promise. 467 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,167 - Promise. - Promise! 468 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,069 - Promise! - � Promise! � 469 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,504 - Louder. - � Promise! � 470 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,239 - � Promise! � - Pinky! 471 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:36,907 - Hey, pinky. - Pinky. 472 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,175 Promise. Pinky. 473 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,978 ALL: Cudjeries unite! 474 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,746 (ALL LAUGH) 475 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:46,484 - Here, now. Selfie. - Selfie, selfie! 476 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,530 Just a... 477 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:02,799 Just a real...solid movie. 478 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,602 Yeah? 479 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,278 (SOBS) 480 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,163 - Bye, sissy. - Bye. 481 00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:35,933 Wedding cancelled. 482 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:41,004 I'm not a man anymore. 483 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,773 Sure you are. 484 00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:45,742 No, no. Bruce Willis is a real man. 485 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:49,113 (SOBS) He walked through glass for his woman. 486 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,083 What do I do? 487 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:56,120 Just sit here listening to '80s chick music. 488 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,891 I can't handle another saxophone solo. 489 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,626 It's not so bad. 490 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:04,061 Oh, yeah, what would you know? 491 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,730 You're about to get married. 492 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:12,235 No idea you're stepping into a life of...misery. 493 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,705 And broken promises. 494 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:18,809 Weddings are nothing but a pretty bow on a box full of... 495 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,178 - Shit. - Yeah, exactly. (SOBS) 496 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,954 Ned? 497 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,077 Hey, Pop? 498 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,113 Uh...can I borrow your... 499 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,714 ..car? 500 00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:59,783 (SNORES) 501 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,887 (HORN HONKS OUTSIDE) 502 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,863 - I'll look after it, Pop. - MAN: (CALLS OUT) Hello? 503 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:15,432 Anybody home? Hello? 504 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,435 NED: One second. Coming. 505 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,038 MAN: Oh. Hey, mate, she fell asleep in my cab. 506 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,306 NED: Thank you. I'll take it from here. 507 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,810 MAN: You owe me 15 bucks. And a tip. 508 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,716 What's going on? 509 00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:06,983 You said we couldn't get married 510 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,485 without your mum at the wedding. 511 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,153 So we're gonna go and find her. 512 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,722 You're serious? 513 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,724 If you don't want to get married, I'll turn around. 514 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:14,958 I didn't say that. 515 00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:16,293 If I turn around, though, that is it. 516 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,895 Calm down! I'm not saying... I'm just... 517 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,464 Oh. 518 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,232 Oh, give me a second. 519 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:24,000 Lauren, I'm 33 years old, yeah? 520 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,337 Now, maybe you don't feel this, but... 521 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,173 ..I see a room that's slowly filling up with boxes, 522 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,177 and when that room is full, I'm dead. 523 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:36,813 Now, right now, there's a lot of crap in there. 524 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:39,349 Cheap boxes that are falling apart. 525 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,252 Boxes so boring, I don't even remember what's in them. 526 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:44,321 But a life with you... 527 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,791 ..being married to you, 528 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:50,794 that's a whole bunch of bright, shiny boxes 529 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:54,965 full of...diamonds and... 530 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,967 ..fairy floss. 531 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,339 Look at where I am because of you. 532 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,975 I'm in the Top End of the country. 533 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:07,411 Already, my boxes are looking brighter. 534 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:14,551 So, how do you know we're going in the right direction? 535 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,354 Well, I checked your mum's call history. 536 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,389 The last call she made was to you, 537 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,125 but the call before that, I called it. 538 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,894 It was a hotel in Kakadu. 539 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,332 But wait - did you call the Adelaide mob? 540 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,468 Did you cancel the wedding? 541 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,303 Did you tell the girls? 542 00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:38,308 Guess we'd better go find her, then. 543 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,880 ('DOWN UNDER' BY NABARLEK BAND PLAYS) 544 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,825 � Travelling in a brand-new troopie 545 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:59,262 � On a bininj trail full of stories 546 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,967 � I met a strange daluk She made me nervous 547 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,403 � She took me in and gave me manme... � 548 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,205 - Chuck us your dress. - Here. 549 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,208 � And she say, "Do you come from a land down under? 550 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:16,913 � "Where daluk smile and bininj plunder? 551 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:20,550 � "Can you hear, can you hear the thunder? 552 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:25,188 � "You'd better run, you'd better take cover" 553 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:28,892 � Buying bread from a man in Darwin 554 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:32,395 � He was six foot four... � 555 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,964 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Let's stop. Wait. Wait! 556 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,632 Cudjerie, where the heck are you now? 557 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,201 LAUREN: Breathe, girls. I'm just saying start without me. 558 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,004 We'll sweep into Kakadu, pick up Mum and be back 559 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:43,473 before you can say, "Damn, girl! You look deadly in that!" 560 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,875 Stop the car! 561 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:46,210 - NED: What do you mean? - Turn in there! 562 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,478 Lauren, what the heck is going on with this wedding? 563 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,113 WOMAN 2: Give me the phone, Edgar! 564 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:51,648 WOMAN 1: Your hand's got sauce all over it. 565 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,583 - NED: Where are you going? - Put down the pie! 566 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:59,155 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 567 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,891 Why? 568 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,393 Why did she sell her car? 569 00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:05,028 This was your mum's? 570 00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:08,331 Why would you drive three hours only to dump your car? 571 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,467 Maybe...maybe she wanted a new one? 572 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:12,970 There's nothing wrong with this car, Ned. 573 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,546 What's this car doing in your yard? 574 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,148 (GROANS) 575 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,950 MAN: One lady come along here, we paid cash for it. 576 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,151 MAN 2: We gave her seven grand. 577 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:30,387 LAUREN: The lady who owns this car 578 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,088 sold it to you for seven grand? 579 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,624 MAN: Yeah. 580 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:36,326 She didn't trade it in, just sold it! 581 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:38,595 Took cash. Cash! 582 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:42,032 I don't like it, Ned. What the hell is she up to out here? 583 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:45,468 Let's just get to the hotel and ask her, yeah? 584 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,404 - Come on, then. - Right. 585 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:54,077 P.A.: The next tour group to the wetlands begins at 11:30. 586 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,581 Please meet at the 'tour group' sign outside the complex. 587 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,289 Don't look so excited. 588 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:08,625 What do you want from me? We're walking into a giant crocodile. 589 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,493 LAUREN: Just let me do the talking, OK? 590 00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:12,595 NED: OK. OK, Lauren. Yeah, you do the talking. 591 00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,098 Not another word. You're the boss. 592 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,434 - LAUREN: Look, my mother... - NED: We're getting married. 593 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,102 - WOMAN: Really? - Yeah. 594 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,004 Yeah, we're just up here looking for wedding venues. 595 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,973 We've got, uh... What was it, babe? 596 00:32:23,008 --> 00:32:25,542 400, 500 guests coming? 597 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,077 They'll all need rooms. 598 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,278 That's not... 599 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:30,313 We have a fantastic function venue. 600 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,082 That's exactly what our mum said. 601 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,650 But we wanted to see for ourselves, 602 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:37,087 so we came here to meet her, but, um... 603 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,589 You see, her mum's having a bit of a mid-life crisis... 604 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,591 - She is not. - What was her name again? 605 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,526 - Daffy. - Daphne Ford. 606 00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,529 - Daphne Ford. - NED: Daphne Ford. 607 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,133 - (WOMAN SIGHS) - Is there a problem? 608 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:01,511 Wow. 609 00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,179 Big night. 610 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:06,549 WOMAN: She was with the French helicopter pilot. 611 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,485 I've got the photos to prove it. 612 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,555 Thanks, Travis. 613 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:19,062 LAUREN: Ohh... 614 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:20,764 I threw her out wearing not much more than a... 615 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,065 Hat. 616 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:23,600 That her? 617 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:26,570 Yep. 618 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,407 You can pick her things up at reception. 619 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,421 FRENCHMAN: It was as if she had 620 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,489 a thousand years of repressed sexual... 621 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,258 (LAUREN INTERJECTS IN FRENCH) 622 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:51,161 I'll never experience a night of passion like that again. 623 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,397 Sensuous. Frenzied. Insane. 624 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,099 Believe me, she was animal. 625 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,802 - Do you know where she went? - Ah. Merci beaucoup. 626 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,638 Uh...to fulfil her dream. 627 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,139 Dream? What dream? 628 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:05,809 To hitchhike like hippie on motorbike. 629 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:08,244 - It's a foolish dream, but... - Where to? 630 00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,412 To Katherine. 631 00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:10,847 - Did you say hitchhike? - Ouais. 632 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,649 - On a motorbike? - Ouais. 633 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,184 To Katherine? 634 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,385 (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Shit. 635 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:16,586 - Une minute. - Mm-hm. 636 00:34:16,621 --> 00:34:18,354 Quit ear-bashing me, love. 637 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,356 Yeah, she caught a knee-dragger to Katherine. Now, bugger off! 638 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,859 (FRENCH ACCENT) OK! Time to fly, ma jolie! 639 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,661 Allez, allez! Le seatbelt. 640 00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,797 Allez, allez! Au revoir, au revoir! 641 00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,400 Allez, allez, allez! H�licopt�re! Chop chop chop! 642 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,837 Allez, allez. Voil�. 643 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,340 On y va. Au revoir! 644 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:40,777 I want to stab him with that cheese knife! 645 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,267 - You sure about this? - Yep. 646 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,703 You want to go back to Darwin 647 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,738 and get married without your mum? 648 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,507 Why not? 649 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,842 She got married to Dad without inviting her mother to theirs. 650 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,344 What do you mean? 651 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:15,512 I told you this story. 652 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,413 No. 653 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,617 You told me your mum hasn't spoken to her family 654 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:23,253 since she was 18. 655 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,288 Lauren? 656 00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:26,556 I don't know my Tiwi nanna, 657 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,458 so I don't know her side of the story, 658 00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:34,364 but essentially, my mum left some Tiwi fella at the altar, 659 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:38,334 eloped with my dad and never went back. 660 00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:39,936 If she can do that to her mother, 661 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,804 then I can do it to mine. 662 00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:43,706 We can still find her. 663 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:44,908 I don't care anymore. 664 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,709 - Let's keep looking. - (PHONE DINGS) 665 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,679 We've got so much to organise, I don't know where to start. 666 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,281 (PHONE DINGS REPEATEDLY) 667 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,849 I've got hundreds of messages from the Adelaide mob, 668 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,252 from the bridesmaids, all asking me different... 669 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,587 - NED: Hey. - LAUREN: Ned? 670 00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,255 - Do you know this area well? - Yeah. 671 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,557 LAUREN: Great. 672 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,392 Great. Talking to myself. 673 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:05,195 NED: Seen anyone on a knee-dragger riding around? 674 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:07,531 Alright. Worth trying. Thanks. 675 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,555 (TIWI FOLK MUSIC PLAYS) 676 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:40,697 (WOMEN SING TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG) 677 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,743 (TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG CONTINUES) 678 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:10,527 (SINGS TRADITIONAL SONG) 679 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:31,581 (CONTINUES SINGING) 680 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,838 You want to suck on my salty plums? 681 00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,574 No? 682 00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,052 - (TYRES SQUEAL) - Whoa! 683 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:13,389 What are you doing?! 684 00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:14,524 We're going to Katherine. 685 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:15,925 (ENGINE ROARS) 686 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,460 I don't know what Mum's doing there, 687 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:18,995 but we're gonna find out. 688 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,386 NED: How many bars you got? 689 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:44,921 Two. 690 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,127 - (RINGING TONE) - It's ringing. 691 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,795 LAUREN: Dad? 692 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,397 Where's my car? 693 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:55,598 What you doing? 694 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:56,799 Walking your stupid dog. 695 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,468 Don't call Cher stupid, Dad! 696 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,769 Dad, just listen carefully, 697 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:01,504 because I can't believe I'm asking you this... 698 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:04,006 - Where's my car? - We have your stupid car. 699 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:05,508 Don't call her stupid! 700 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,411 Dad, listen. I need you to plan the wedding. 701 00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:09,679 Hey, sorry, can we take a photo? 702 00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:11,781 - So cute! - Uh, yeah, sure! (LAUGHS) 703 00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:14,751 No, no, no, the whole wedding. 704 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:17,086 Venue, celebrant, flowers, candles, canap�s. 705 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:18,554 Bloody everything. 706 00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:20,490 - Perfect. So cute. - Thanks for that. 707 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,125 Yeah, no. No worries, love. 708 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,926 Dad, are you listening? 709 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:26,429 God willing we find Mum tonight and you're off the hook, but... 710 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:28,464 What, you found her? Wh-where are you? 711 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:29,799 No, no, no, Dad. It's... 712 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,501 How'd she look? Is she OK? 713 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,537 She's fine. We haven't found her yet, but we're close. 714 00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:35,705 I'm coming. 715 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,074 No, Dad! Just... 716 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,143 I need you there, OK? 717 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:43,045 If she sees me and hears about the wedding, 718 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,548 maybe she'll put this whole romantic adventure behind her. 719 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,183 - Romantic? - Shh! Don't say... 720 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,585 - Who's she there with? - No-one. 721 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,854 Yeah, I'll bet it's that personal trainer Hugo. 722 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,956 She's been training with that poser for the last six months. 723 00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:55,124 Hasn't lost a pound. 724 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,125 She's not with Hugo, Dad. 725 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,994 Then what's so romantic about it? 726 00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,562 She's alone. 727 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,699 Dad, I need you now, OK? 728 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:06,736 I'll find Mum, you organise the wedding. 729 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,773 Dad, are you listening? Dad! 730 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:13,876 It's time to send in the big gun. 731 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,879 Big gun? 732 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,519 (SNORES) 733 00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:25,087 (CAR PULLS UP) 734 00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:26,689 (CHER GROWLS) 735 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,224 (CAR DRIVES OFF) 736 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,460 (FOOTSTEPS) 737 00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:56,886 Trevor Ford? 738 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:00,556 What? 739 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:03,827 Lauren's father? Have I got the right place? 740 00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:09,699 Are Ronelle, Dana and, uh, Kailah here yet? 741 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:12,969 Oh...I don't think so. Why? 742 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,071 Your daughter made my firm a lot of money 743 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,240 in the last quarter, and I do not intend to lose her 744 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:19,942 to some 'no place like home' la-la fantasy. 745 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,245 She's put me in charge of this event 746 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,981 and I intend to take charge. 747 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,251 Now, I am no wedding planner, 748 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,520 but I am a planner. 749 00:41:30,555 --> 00:41:32,121 So let's hop to it. 750 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:35,024 Eh? 751 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:54,644 (CALLS OUT) Ned? 752 00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:24,607 Is your name Lauren? 753 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:28,878 Hop in. 754 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:26,702 Good morning, almost wife. 755 00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,305 Good morning, almost husband. 756 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:33,109 Is that eggs Benedict? 757 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:36,012 Your favourite, right? 758 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,248 I found all this camping gear under the car seats. 759 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,352 Shall we? 760 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:48,191 Listen, um... 761 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,027 Before we left home, uh, 762 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:54,296 this little thing happened at work and, um... 763 00:43:54,331 --> 00:43:57,033 Oh, my God! It's like a restaurant! 764 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:58,768 Really? 765 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,303 Oh, great. 766 00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:09,145 Thank you. 767 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,849 Come on, then. 768 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,719 Bon app�tit. 769 00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:18,321 Mm-hm. 770 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:22,925 Cake! 771 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,126 Yes! 772 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:26,162 WOMAN: Oh, come on! That's too easy! 773 00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:28,764 Yeah, one trip to the Cheesecake Shop. That's it, done. 774 00:44:28,799 --> 00:44:31,367 Excuse me! Do either of you know how to make a cake? 775 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:33,069 Yeah, like you're gonna make it yourself. 776 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,772 No debate, ladies! Next. 777 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,744 Flowers?! I don't know anything about bloody flowers! 778 00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,179 Here. Give me cake. 779 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:44,480 Sure. I'll do flowers! 780 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,917 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! No swapping. Next. 781 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,427 - Decorations. - HAMPTON: Perfect. 782 00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:03,766 That is enough, ladies. 783 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,301 I'm doing cake! 784 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,336 You wouldn't know wedding cake if it landed between your legs! 785 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,739 At least I got things landing between my legs! 786 00:45:09,774 --> 00:45:11,040 Oh, yeah, what, Rodney Roberts? 787 00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:12,508 - That's a bit crusty. - No! Rodney Roberts? 788 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,009 That was, like, five years ago! 789 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:17,380 (WOMEN ARGUE) 790 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,450 ('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS) 791 00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:24,387 (TREVOR SOBS) 792 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,860 - � If you leave me now... � - (TREVOR SINGS ALONG, SOBS) 793 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,729 Lucky he's not doing music, eh? 794 00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:40,836 LAUREN: I remember going on one of them tours. 795 00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:44,440 School camp. Year eight or something. 796 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:47,243 I remember because one of the Jawoyn rangers taught us 797 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,178 the local word for 'saltwater crocodile' 798 00:45:49,213 --> 00:45:50,780 and then this boy yells out, 799 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:53,482 "Hey, Lauren, why don't you speak Aboriginal?" 800 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:55,818 Everyone laughed. 801 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,788 I wanted to punch that kid so bad. 802 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,893 But then I realised it wasn't the boy I was angry with. 803 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:06,362 It was the fact I didn't know the answer. 804 00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:11,834 I don't know why my mum didn't want to teach me Tiwi. 805 00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,339 I don't want to do that to our kids. 806 00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:19,542 I just don't know how to avoid it. 807 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:26,949 (CALLS OUT) Ned! 808 00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,488 Talking to my bloody self again! 809 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,126 Lauren! 810 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:38,995 Ned?! 811 00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:42,565 Ned, what are you doing? 812 00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,202 What? 813 00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:48,470 Your mum's hat! 814 00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:50,139 From the hotel! 815 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:53,576 Yes! Yes, that's her hat! 816 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,444 - Oof! Sorry. Sorry. - GIRL: Ow! 817 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,213 Coming through, coming through! 818 00:46:58,215 --> 00:46:59,381 We've found her! 819 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:01,250 - (LAUGHS) - WOMAN: What are you doing? 820 00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:03,152 MAN: Hey, whitefella, we're in the middle of a tour! 821 00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,520 (AMERICAN ACCENT) Get your hands off me! 822 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,388 (AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey, chill! Relax, man! 823 00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:07,957 Oh, shit. You're not Daffy. 824 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:09,358 WOMAN: Of course I'm not Daffy! 825 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:11,160 NED: Sorry, everybody. I think I stepped on your foot. 826 00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:12,895 Gentlemen, I just want to apologise. 827 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:15,130 - Hey, watch out, daddy-o! - No, sorry. Here, sorry. 828 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:17,933 I just want to apologise. We're on a bit of a man-hunt. 829 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:19,268 Well, a mum-hunt. 830 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:21,370 I'm actually engaged to an Aboriginal woman. 831 00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:23,539 She's just over there. 832 00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:26,542 Sorry, everybody. Carry on. 833 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:28,410 It's a lovely spot. Lovely spot. 834 00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:30,212 No, no, no. It wasn't like that. 835 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:32,882 MAN: We didn't steal the hat, OK? She gave it to us. 836 00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:34,149 Why would she do that? 837 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:36,051 Because she was a lot more chill than you. 838 00:47:36,086 --> 00:47:37,253 Hey, come on. Play nice. 839 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,488 WOMAN: Look, your mom was a hoot, OK? 840 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:42,558 First Aboriginal hitchhiker we've ever picked up. 841 00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,460 Anyway, we start rolling a fatty... 842 00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:46,095 What? 843 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:47,596 Then she tells us she's never smoked pot before. 844 00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:49,265 What's that? 845 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,133 We thought it was rude not to share it with her, so... 846 00:47:51,168 --> 00:47:55,304 You...smoked marijuana with my mother? 847 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:58,040 For a first-timer, she was amazing. 848 00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,308 Didn't cough or nothing... 849 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:01,343 OK, OK, how about we just cut to the bit 850 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:02,978 where you tell us where she is? 851 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,547 Uh... 852 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:06,883 Prison. 853 00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:11,120 - MAN: Hey, cuz! (LAUGHS) - LAUREN: Braydon! 854 00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:12,554 Fianc� Ned, cousin Braydon. 855 00:48:12,589 --> 00:48:14,189 Cool, bra. How's it hangin'? 856 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,691 Oh, yeah, a little bit to the left. 857 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,059 Yeah, me too. 858 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:18,594 So, I guess you're here about, uh... 859 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:19,962 What happened? 860 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:22,531 (LAUGHS) Oh, shit! 861 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,533 Oh! Whoo! (LAUGHS) 862 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,669 Oh, wait till you hear this one, cuz! 863 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,372 (SIGHS) 864 00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:33,309 So, I'm on patrol, right? 865 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:36,178 And I pull over this rust bucket so full of smoke, 866 00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:38,714 it looked like they're having a smoking ceremony inside. 867 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,050 Before I open my door, 868 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,052 a couple of backpackers make a run for it 869 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:44,286 straight into the bush. 870 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,255 I couldn't be arsed chasing them, 871 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:49,692 so I take a peek inside their car and... 872 00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:52,161 ..ooh, I nearly fell over from shock! 873 00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:55,364 Aunty Daff laid out in the back, getting all Bob Marley and shit. 874 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:57,232 Proper shame job, eh? (CACKLES) 875 00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:59,301 - It wasn't her pot. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 876 00:48:59,336 --> 00:49:02,171 - So why did you arrest her? - Oh, come on, cuz. 877 00:49:02,206 --> 00:49:04,139 Had your mum yelling at me all morning. 878 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:05,441 I was just doing my job. 879 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:07,977 OK, can you just hurry up so we can see her? 880 00:49:08,012 --> 00:49:09,511 I didn't bloody book her. Nah. 881 00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:11,113 Just locked her up till she was sober, 882 00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:12,614 copped a lecture and set her loose. 883 00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,584 (BOTH GROAN) 884 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,153 You right, cuz? 885 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:19,288 She right? 886 00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:24,593 Officer, do you have a detective in the building? 887 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,628 Um... 888 00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:28,230 Cheeky Wendy sometimes pops in. 889 00:49:28,265 --> 00:49:30,766 Yeah, we're gonna need to speak to a detective asap. 890 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,401 - Huh? - Huh? 891 00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:34,136 As I'm sure you're aware, in the District Court, 892 00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:35,404 a drug trafficking offence... 893 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:36,638 It was just a little fella. 894 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:39,375 ..could inflict a penalty of $200,000. 895 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,476 - Whoa, whoa! - Wait a second! 896 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:42,778 - Or 15 years in prison. - Ned! 897 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,747 Go ahead. 898 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:46,181 Look it up on your computer. 899 00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:48,050 LAUREN: What are you doing? 900 00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:50,185 We're gonna need all your team working on the case, 901 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,354 and don't make me lodge a 25A. 902 00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:55,391 We all know how tedious that paperwork can get. Am I right? 903 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:58,127 So... 904 00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:00,696 ..what you're saying is... 905 00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:03,265 ..you want us to find her? 906 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,466 - Yes. - Can you? 907 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,734 But she not even lost. 908 00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:08,170 - What? - Mum picked her up. 909 00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,605 Great! 910 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,174 That's...that's good, isn't it? 911 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:13,675 Braydon's mum, she's kind of a... 912 00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:15,110 Pain in the arse. 913 00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:17,446 OK. But maybe they're still together. 914 00:50:17,481 --> 00:50:19,081 Where do we find your mum? 915 00:50:19,116 --> 00:50:21,083 (LAUGHS) 916 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,685 She gone fishin'. 917 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,754 WOMAN: She didn't sleep with that Frenchie. 918 00:50:25,789 --> 00:50:27,489 He bats for the other side! 919 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:29,825 Auntie, come on! How was I meant to know? 920 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,061 AUNTIE: Well, the whole Top End knows! 921 00:50:32,096 --> 00:50:33,429 LAUREN: (GROANS) Yeah, alright. 922 00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,164 So, tell me, then, where is she? 923 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,432 Don't humbug me with questions 924 00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:38,567 when you already know the answer. 925 00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:41,303 If I knew the answer, I wouldn't be on a wild goose chase. 926 00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:42,604 Wild goose? 927 00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:44,540 Don't you mean jungle fowl? 928 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,208 Huh? 929 00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:47,843 AUNTIE: That's one of your dances, girl. 930 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,578 Now, sit down and have a cuppa. 931 00:50:49,613 --> 00:50:52,181 - No tea. I just want... - Did you say milk or sugar? 932 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,083 LAUREN: Neither. Please, just tell me straight. 933 00:50:54,118 --> 00:50:55,217 Uh, Lauren? 934 00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:56,752 When you dropped her at the bus, 935 00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,620 did she say where she was going? 936 00:50:58,655 --> 00:51:00,155 Of course. 937 00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:01,657 Well, why don't you just tell me where she went? 938 00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:03,258 - I can. - Thank you. 939 00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,326 But I won't. 940 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:06,128 Oh, Jesus! 941 00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:08,497 He can't help. Nah. 942 00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,269 Where do you go to mend a broken heart? 943 00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:15,671 The doctor? 944 00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:17,773 Is she always like this? 945 00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:26,115 When my boy's had a rough day locking up them wild ones 946 00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:28,584 and hurting real bad, what does he do? 947 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:33,722 He comes here to Mummy one. 948 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:36,191 Fill his belly with a big feed. 949 00:51:36,226 --> 00:51:37,760 He's happy boy. 950 00:51:39,496 --> 00:51:41,864 When you're hurting, 951 00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:43,766 where do you go looking? 952 00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:46,668 For Mum. 953 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,370 Ah. 954 00:51:48,405 --> 00:51:50,439 And your Mummy one? 955 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:52,174 When she hurt? 956 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:57,113 I'm sorry, what? Where's your mum now? 957 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:05,588 Tiwi. 958 00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:13,729 (WOMEN CHATTER IN BACKGROUND) 959 00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:16,231 - Should I be touching this? - Take it off! 960 00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,167 Hey, no need to snatch! 961 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,403 Hey, Unc. 962 00:52:21,438 --> 00:52:22,905 Sounds like old times. 963 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,640 Bet you're glad those are over. 964 00:52:24,675 --> 00:52:27,376 I'd take 'em back in a heartbeat. 965 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:33,649 You know, I probably shouldn't be talking about this stuff 966 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,284 with you, Uncle, 967 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,853 but ever since my kids' dad ran off with that skank, 968 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:40,822 I haven't exactly had much luck with muligahs. 969 00:52:40,857 --> 00:52:42,791 That is until I went to a friend's wedding 970 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,259 a few months back 971 00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:46,862 and I met this budju of a man. 972 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:49,331 And I'm telling you, we had a night 973 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:51,433 that started off like a Disney movie 974 00:52:51,468 --> 00:52:54,303 and ended like a XXX... 975 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,438 Ronelle! 976 00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:59,608 My point is, weddings change people. 977 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,310 Not just the bride and groom. 978 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,512 We make this wedding as romantic as possible 979 00:53:03,547 --> 00:53:04,913 and you'll get Auntie back. 980 00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:06,748 (WOMEN ARGUE) 981 00:53:06,783 --> 00:53:10,552 Oi, you mob! Shut your holes and get your rings in the car! 982 00:53:10,587 --> 00:53:12,421 You want me to check your Keno? 983 00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:13,722 No. 984 00:53:13,757 --> 00:53:15,557 WOMAN: Dunno what you're moaning about. 985 00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:17,426 - Here, are you driving? - (WOMEN CHATTER) 986 00:53:17,461 --> 00:53:19,861 Excuse me? We got a wedding to put together. 987 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:21,330 Yes, we know. 988 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,731 Yeah, and people are trying to sleep. 989 00:53:22,766 --> 00:53:24,433 People should be up by now. 990 00:53:24,468 --> 00:53:26,368 If they're not up by now, they're wasting their lives. 991 00:53:26,403 --> 00:53:27,703 Oh, rightio, Mum! 992 00:53:27,738 --> 00:53:29,438 OK, big shot, let's not waste our lives away. 993 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,240 - Where to first? - We gotta go Casuarina. 994 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:32,708 Then we gotta go out to Winnellie. 995 00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:34,309 Then we have to go Mindil Beach markets. 996 00:53:34,344 --> 00:53:36,278 - (HORN HONKS) - See you, Uncle! 997 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:54,797 (EAGLE CRIES) 998 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:01,470 Can you pull over? 999 00:54:01,505 --> 00:54:03,472 - Stop, stop. - OK, OK. 1000 00:54:11,481 --> 00:54:13,649 (EAGLE CRIES) 1001 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,442 (WHISTLES) 1002 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,981 - Ready? - Yeah. 1003 00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:49,051 (STARTS ENGINE) 1004 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:50,986 - (BANG!) - (ENGINE STOPS) 1005 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:52,754 That's weird. 1006 00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,356 Try it again. 1007 00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:56,325 (CRANKS ENGINE) 1008 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,027 (ENGINE SPLUTTERS) 1009 00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:01,597 (ENGINE STOPS) 1010 00:55:06,370 --> 00:55:07,869 What kind of fuel did you use? 1011 00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:10,606 Just...normal. You know, unleaded. 1012 00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,678 Babe? 1013 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:18,580 - Oh. Lauren? - (LAUREN SOBS) 1014 00:55:18,615 --> 00:55:20,349 Lauren, what's the matter? 1015 00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:23,985 Lauren. What did I do? 1016 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,954 (LAUREN SOBS) 1017 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:30,992 It's a diesel, isn't it? 1018 00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:32,961 - (LAUREN CONTINUES SOBBING) - It's... 1019 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:36,365 But no. No, I put in... 1020 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,867 LAUREN: (SOBS) You idiot! 1021 00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:41,403 Ohh! 1022 00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:52,914 SONG: � I'm going back to my homeland 1023 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:55,050 � To my country by the sea 1024 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,054 � I'm going back to my homeland 1025 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:01,490 � To my country by the sea 1026 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:05,527 � Oh, yeah, I get back to Numbulwar 1027 00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:07,596 � That's where I want to be 1028 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:11,833 Uh...uh...a tutu! 1029 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,402 - Tutu! - Um... 1030 00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:16,004 - Tulle. - Tulle! Yeah! (LAUGHS) 1031 00:56:16,973 --> 00:56:18,807 (TRUCK HORN BLARES) 1032 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:24,479 Hear you're getting hitched! Too deadly, Uncle! (HONKS) 1033 00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:25,981 Thanks. 1034 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:29,618 Get your shit. We're catching the bus. 1035 00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:31,853 � Go fishing in the morning 1036 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:34,022 � And set the traps at night... � 1037 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:35,891 MAN: Love your bike! 1038 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:38,493 � Go fishing in the morning 1039 00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:40,729 � And set the traps at night 1040 00:56:42,499 --> 00:56:44,533 � When it's early in the morning 1041 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,835 � Go get the cat from the trap... � 1042 00:56:48,805 --> 00:56:50,572 (GROANS) 1043 00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:55,444 Piece of shit! 1044 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,931 You'll have to call work. 1045 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:18,567 There's no way we'll be back in time. 1046 00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:24,173 Did you hear me? 1047 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:26,808 It's just work. 1048 00:57:26,843 --> 00:57:28,076 Pardon?! 1049 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,845 I'll call them. 1050 00:57:32,749 --> 00:57:35,017 (SIGHS) 1051 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:46,161 I quit my job. 1052 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,631 Yeah. You're hilarious. 1053 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:54,002 No, I...I actually... I actually quit my job. 1054 00:57:54,037 --> 00:57:56,538 Yeah, righto. When? 1055 00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,241 The same day I proposed. 1056 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,977 Oh, my God. 1057 00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:03,612 Yeah. 1058 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,881 You quit your job?! 1059 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,215 Yep. 1060 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:09,217 The same day you proposed?! 1061 00:58:09,252 --> 00:58:11,119 Yeah. 1062 00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:12,921 What the hell is wrong with you? 1063 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,689 I can't do it anymore. 1064 00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:16,258 What does that even mean? 1065 00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:18,293 It means I can't spend the rest of my life pretending to be... 1066 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,161 Stop. Wait. 1067 00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:21,963 You've been lying to me this whole time. 1068 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,698 I haven't lied. I just haven't found... 1069 00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:25,667 You can't drop a bomb like that without telling me first! 1070 00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:26,768 ..you always cut me off! 1071 00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:28,504 BOTH: You never listen! 1072 00:58:40,784 --> 00:58:43,151 I can't believe we did this all in a day. 1073 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,687 Like I said, planning is the bedrock of success. 1074 00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:47,255 I should put this cake in the fridge. 1075 00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:48,990 - We should pop a champers. - OTHERS: No. 1076 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,592 The cake. Fridge? 1077 00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:52,327 - Yeah, we'll do it. - Leave it to us. 1078 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:54,129 Now, 'night, ladies. 1079 00:58:54,164 --> 00:58:56,598 - Night-night, Uncle. - Goodnight. The cake? 1080 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:57,766 Yeah, in the fridge. 1081 00:58:57,801 --> 00:58:59,200 - In the fridge, yeah. - Goodnight. 1082 00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:01,336 Don't forget, ladies, 6am sharp! 1083 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,105 - See you at seven! - Night-night. 1084 00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:08,243 Oi, how come they call that dog Cher when he got boonga? 1085 00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:10,645 Don't judge. It's a non-binary thing. 1086 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,113 Oh, you mean like Rodney Roberts? 1087 00:59:12,148 --> 00:59:15,817 - Uh, don't start me now. - Don't forget the cake! 1088 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:18,119 (BOTH LAUGH) 1089 00:59:18,154 --> 00:59:20,722 HAMPTON: And then, of course, she had to hide the heel, 1090 00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:22,624 I don't know, probably in a croissant. 1091 00:59:22,659 --> 00:59:23,858 (BOTH LAUGH) 1092 00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:25,293 Well, it sounds right. 1093 00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:27,629 She's always been clumsy, like her mum. (CHUCKLES) 1094 00:59:28,765 --> 00:59:30,332 Tell me about her. 1095 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:32,734 - Who? - Your wife. 1096 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:40,175 Some people say that they didn't see a divorce coming, 1097 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:43,044 but...surely there must be signs. 1098 00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:44,913 We're not divorced. 1099 00:59:44,948 --> 00:59:47,182 Oh, I'm s...I'm sorry. Oh. 1100 00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:51,019 Oh, it's none of my business. I'm s... 1101 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:55,390 When Daf and I first got together, 1102 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,693 it was at the expense of certain... 1103 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,261 ..well, certain traditions. 1104 01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:04,132 She became convinced that her family hated us for it. 1105 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:08,737 All that got brushed aside while we raised Lauren. 1106 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,239 But it's funny how quickly the years can pass. 1107 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:15,377 Before you know it, you're alone again in the house. 1108 01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:17,212 No kid. 1109 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:19,014 Too much time to think. 1110 01:00:20,183 --> 01:00:21,750 I mean... 1111 01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:24,052 You know, there was talk in the house. 1112 01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,855 Just no listening. 1113 01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:30,826 And eventually, there wasn't even talk. 1114 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,800 - (BOTH CHUCKLE) - Sorry. 1115 01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:40,335 Hoo-hoo! 1116 01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:43,204 Oh! (SIGHS) It's still hot. 1117 01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,740 Yeah, yeah. 1118 01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:47,409 What about you? 1119 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:49,044 No, we won't talk about me. 1120 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:50,912 Aw! That ain't fair. 1121 01:00:52,749 --> 01:00:55,383 Uh, there was a guy, once, and we were engaged. 1122 01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,352 But it doesn't matter. 1123 01:00:57,387 --> 01:00:59,087 Well, and? 1124 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,193 The, uh, lawyer in me... 1125 01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:10,765 ..asked him to sign a, uh... 1126 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,767 ..prenuptial agreement. 1127 01:01:12,802 --> 01:01:17,673 He felt that was a sign that I didn't trust him completely. 1128 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:21,243 And that was it. It was all over. 1129 01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,312 I threw myself into my work. 1130 01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:26,781 Did you trust him? 1131 01:01:26,816 --> 01:01:28,417 Completely. 1132 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:35,824 I think it was me I didn't trust. 1133 01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,765 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 1134 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:47,002 (VEHICLE DRIVES PAST) 1135 01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:52,874 You're right. 1136 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:56,311 I should have told you about the job. 1137 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:57,946 But you know what? 1138 01:01:57,981 --> 01:02:00,381 It might feel like me quitting came out of nowhere, 1139 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,117 but it didn't. 1140 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:04,953 You just never noticed. 1141 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:08,790 You get so wrapped up in other things. 1142 01:02:08,825 --> 01:02:11,326 Back home, it's your job, now it's your family... 1143 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:14,829 If I'm so self-absorbed, why do you want to marry me? 1144 01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:17,065 - Oh come on, Lauren. - That's not an answer. 1145 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:18,767 Because you're not self-absorbed, OK? 1146 01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:20,001 You're dedicated. 1147 01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:21,836 All I'm saying is that you could point 1148 01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:23,438 some of that dedication this way. 1149 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:33,048 Maybe I should go to Tiwi on my own. 1150 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:35,884 No, no. That doesn't make sense. 1151 01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:38,052 We'd better face this now before we get married. 1152 01:02:38,087 --> 01:02:40,789 Face what? That I can't be a part of your family? 1153 01:02:40,824 --> 01:02:42,490 - That's not what I said. - You're not saying much! 1154 01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:43,958 Don't yell at me. 1155 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:46,227 OK. (SIGHS) 1156 01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,163 OK, let's just cool down 1157 01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:49,564 and discuss this in the morning, alright? 1158 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:51,900 There's nothing to discuss. 1159 01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,234 You quit your job. 1160 01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:54,969 You're out here on some big adventure, 1161 01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:58,873 making sure your boxes are full of beauty or something. 1162 01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:00,842 But I just need to find my mum. 1163 01:03:02,045 --> 01:03:04,146 And I need to do it alone. 1164 01:03:05,849 --> 01:03:07,315 So, what are you saying? 1165 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:10,819 The...the wedding's off? 1166 01:03:12,488 --> 01:03:14,222 Don't mess me around, Lauren! 1167 01:03:14,257 --> 01:03:15,924 At least have the stomach to tell me! 1168 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:17,959 Yes! 1169 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,297 The wedding is off. 1170 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,405 (LAUREN SOBS) 1171 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:34,109 (GRUNTS) 1172 01:03:35,445 --> 01:03:37,179 HAMPTON: Adina Hotel, please. 1173 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:15,583 (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) 1174 01:04:15,618 --> 01:04:19,020 (WOMEN SING IN TIWI) 1175 01:05:02,098 --> 01:05:04,366 (WOMEN CONTINUE SINGING IN DISTANCE) 1176 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:14,509 ('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS IN DISTANCE) 1177 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:23,151 � If you leave me now 1178 01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:28,156 � You'll take away the biggest part of me 1179 01:05:29,692 --> 01:05:35,463 � Ooh, no, baby, please don't go 1180 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:40,635 � And if you leave me now 1181 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:45,674 � You'll take away the very heart of me 1182 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:52,447 � Ooh, no, baby, please don't go 1183 01:05:52,482 --> 01:05:59,154 � Ooh, girl, I just want you to stay 1184 01:06:03,226 --> 01:06:09,965 � A love like ours is love that's hard to find 1185 01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:17,439 � How could we let it slip away... � 1186 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:34,222 (NED SIGHS HEAVILY) 1187 01:06:37,693 --> 01:06:39,560 WOMAN: Oi, and don't forget them heart napkins. 1188 01:06:39,595 --> 01:06:41,062 WOMAN: I won't, I won't! 1189 01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:42,463 RONELLE: Don't get stroppy with her, please. 1190 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:45,133 - I'm not! - You are! 1191 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,367 See how you go. 1192 01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:48,369 - Hey, look who's back! - NED: Hey. 1193 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:50,038 - Whoa! - Just in time! 1194 01:06:50,073 --> 01:06:52,306 - Where's sissy? - Did you find Auntie? 1195 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:55,109 Uh...not quite, no, no. 1196 01:06:55,144 --> 01:06:56,477 Well, where's Lauren? 1197 01:06:56,512 --> 01:06:58,046 Um... 1198 01:06:58,081 --> 01:06:59,614 She's gone to Tiwi. 1199 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:01,749 Tiwi? 1200 01:07:01,784 --> 01:07:03,684 - What about the wedding? - Yeah, it's tomorrow. 1201 01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:05,086 It's bloody tomorrow. 1202 01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:06,387 The wedding's off. 1203 01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:08,189 - What, you mean postponed? - Wait. Wait. 1204 01:07:08,224 --> 01:07:10,458 - Hang on a second. - Like, off? 1205 01:07:53,136 --> 01:07:55,636 HAMPTON: Hi. Look, the wedding's on track, all set. 1206 01:07:55,671 --> 01:07:58,372 I still can't believe you talked me into coming up here. 1207 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:01,209 You must have known a change of scene was what I needed. 1208 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:04,178 Anyway, thanks to you, those new clients are on my back, 1209 01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:05,546 so I'm flying home tonight. 1210 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:07,515 But you, you have a proper honeymoon. 1211 01:08:07,550 --> 01:08:11,186 Come back when you're ready. Congratulations and all that. 1212 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,438 Tiwi taxi service. Where you going, sis? 1213 01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:32,874 - Um... - Hey-hey! Only garmin. 1214 01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:36,177 I was just driving past. Well, you got a lift or what? 1215 01:08:36,212 --> 01:08:38,379 - No, nothing. - Well, jump in. 1216 01:08:38,414 --> 01:08:40,414 Hey, look, I don't bite. 1217 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:42,417 Not unless you want me to. 1218 01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:44,652 (LAUGHS) 1219 01:08:44,687 --> 01:08:46,187 So, where are we going, sis? 1220 01:08:46,222 --> 01:08:49,924 Well, I'm looking for my mum. Daphne Ford. 1221 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,592 Daffy? 1222 01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:55,163 Daffy? Don't be stupid! 1223 01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:57,598 Boonga! Daphne's my sister! 1224 01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:59,934 - What? - I'm your uncle. 1225 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,569 True cod! Uncle Foxxy! 1226 01:09:01,604 --> 01:09:03,404 (LAUGHS) 1227 01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:06,908 Your mother just come back here too, you know? 1228 01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:08,910 Long time since I seen her. 1229 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,814 This your first time to Tiwi too, eh, bub? 1230 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,783 Time to take you to the family now. 1231 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,553 Hold on to your munchies, 'cause it's about to get crunchy! 1232 01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:20,455 - (FOXXY LAUGHS) - Whoa! 1233 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:27,195 Hello, family! Family! 1234 01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:28,796 That's your family over there too. 1235 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,232 Hey, look, we're gonna take this short cut here, bub. Look. 1236 01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:35,636 Yeah, lovely and cool in here, eh? Lovely. 1237 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:38,773 I'm Uncle Foxxy and I know all these backstreets here. 1238 01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:40,708 - This is a backstreet?! - This is a backstreet. 1239 01:09:40,743 --> 01:09:42,476 (LAUGHS) OK! 1240 01:09:42,511 --> 01:09:44,545 And also, this is where I take all your...uncles, you know? 1241 01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:47,315 - At night-time. - (BOTH LAUGH) 1242 01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:52,987 And over here, we have the one and only Sistagirls. 1243 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,390 Hi, girls! 1244 01:09:56,659 --> 01:09:58,759 Make way! Make way, everybody! 1245 01:09:58,794 --> 01:10:00,528 Precious cargo on board! 1246 01:10:00,563 --> 01:10:02,430 Oh, don't worry, this is where everything happens, 1247 01:10:02,465 --> 01:10:03,497 at the shop. 1248 01:10:03,532 --> 01:10:04,932 - Hello! - Hi! 1249 01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,367 Oh, hi! 1250 01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:07,969 - Is that my skirt? - Oh, hello! 1251 01:10:08,004 --> 01:10:09,904 You'd better give it back to me later. 1252 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,372 How do they know me? 1253 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:12,840 Well, look, 1254 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,775 you look a bit like your mother and a bit like me, bub. 1255 01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:16,477 Well, you've seen everything now, bub! 1256 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:18,513 - (LAUGHS) - The whole town centre. 1257 01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:20,982 What did you think of that? 1258 01:10:23,352 --> 01:10:25,453 Now. you don't be a stranger, alimpunga. 1259 01:10:25,488 --> 01:10:27,488 (SPEAKS TIWI) 1260 01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:29,557 This your family place. 1261 01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:32,026 Look, we know your mother's story, 1262 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,295 but that's not your story, OK? 1263 01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:37,698 Church over there, look. 1264 01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:39,834 You'll find Mummy one there. 1265 01:10:43,306 --> 01:10:44,605 You're one of them, bub. 1266 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,774 I'll see you round like a ringworm. 1267 01:11:00,723 --> 01:11:02,290 Hello. 1268 01:11:02,325 --> 01:11:04,459 (ALL GREET HER IN TIWI) 1269 01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:08,463 (LAUREN CHUCKLES) 1270 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:38,426 Mum. 1271 01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:46,567 Mum! 1272 01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:53,041 - Mum, what's... - Shh! 1273 01:11:54,610 --> 01:11:57,745 (MAN CHANTS SOFTLY INSIDE) 1274 01:11:59,782 --> 01:12:01,416 (SOFTLY) Come on. 1275 01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:08,356 (MAN CHANTS SOFTLY) 1276 01:12:19,802 --> 01:12:21,602 My grandparents. 1277 01:12:24,607 --> 01:12:26,407 They're still alive? 1278 01:12:27,143 --> 01:12:28,943 Kuwa. 1279 01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:33,581 Can I meet them? 1280 01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:41,055 Please? 1281 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,834 (DAFFY SOBS) 1282 01:13:30,773 --> 01:13:34,074 Lauren...this is my dad. 1283 01:13:34,109 --> 01:13:36,610 Your amini. Grandfather. 1284 01:13:36,645 --> 01:13:40,114 (SPEAKS TIWI) 1285 01:13:50,226 --> 01:13:53,127 (SPEAKS TIWI) 1286 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:27,462 (GRANDFATHER SPEAKS TIWI) 1287 01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:43,811 (SOBS) 1288 01:15:14,810 --> 01:15:16,878 How did you even know I was here? 1289 01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:21,649 Did your dad send you here? Is this what this is about? 1290 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:25,019 Mum, he thinks you're with the personal bloody trainer! 1291 01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:27,922 Hugo? 1292 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:29,757 I've been going to that muligah for six months 1293 01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:31,792 and I haven't lost a pound! 1294 01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:33,661 Your dad's dumber than I thought. 1295 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:37,231 Mum, don't say that! He's been going crazy without you. 1296 01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:39,634 I'm surprised he noticed I was gone. 1297 01:15:46,308 --> 01:15:48,709 So? Spit it out. 1298 01:15:49,812 --> 01:15:51,278 What are you doing here? 1299 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:56,050 (LAUGHS) 1300 01:15:57,286 --> 01:15:58,953 That Ned fella? 1301 01:15:59,822 --> 01:16:01,088 That's great! 1302 01:16:01,123 --> 01:16:02,823 It was great, but... 1303 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,228 Mum, we had the whole wedding planned and I called it off. 1304 01:16:08,263 --> 01:16:09,964 Why? 1305 01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:12,766 Because I don't want to regret getting married, like you. 1306 01:16:12,801 --> 01:16:15,870 I don't regret marrying your father. 1307 01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,607 What? 1308 01:16:19,642 --> 01:16:22,877 Marrying your father was the best thing that happened to me. 1309 01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:27,715 I regret not seeing my family. 1310 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:32,620 I regret not bringing you here. 1311 01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:35,723 Alimpunga, if I didn't marry your father, 1312 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,758 I would never have had you. 1313 01:16:41,864 --> 01:16:43,797 Look... 1314 01:16:43,832 --> 01:16:47,335 ..I needed some space from your dad. 1315 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:53,107 To go it alone for a bit in order to work out that... 1316 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:55,676 ..your dad wasn't the problem. 1317 01:16:57,246 --> 01:16:59,280 But he wasn't the solution either. 1318 01:17:00,716 --> 01:17:02,149 And once I worked that out, 1319 01:17:02,184 --> 01:17:05,686 I just had to muster up the courage and come out here. 1320 01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:12,760 P.A.: Qantas flight 793 to Adelaide 1321 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,895 is now boarding out of gate 4. 1322 01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:19,900 (PHONE BUZZES, PLAYS 'LA BAMBA') 1323 01:17:19,935 --> 01:17:25,372 � Para bailar La Bamba se necesita un poquito de gracia 1324 01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:28,442 � Un poquito de gracia y otra cosita 1325 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,110 � Y arriba, y arriba 1326 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:33,714 � Y arriba, y arriba por ti ser� 1327 01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:37,685 � Por ti ser�, por ti ser�... � 1328 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,286 (PHONE RINGS OFF) 1329 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,892 � Para bailar La Bamba 1330 01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:50,064 � Para bailar La Bamba se necesita un poquito de gracia 1331 01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:53,133 � Un poquito de gracia y otra cosita 1332 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:54,935 - � Y arriba, y arri... � - (PHONE STOPS) 1333 01:17:54,970 --> 01:17:56,270 (GROANS) 1334 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:58,272 Jesus Christ! 1335 01:17:58,307 --> 01:18:00,708 � Para bailar La Bamba... � 1336 01:18:00,743 --> 01:18:03,243 - (ALL GROAN) - Oh, come on! 1337 01:18:03,278 --> 01:18:05,012 WOMAN: Oh, whoever that is, 1338 01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:07,247 will you just turn off your damn phone or answer the call? 1339 01:18:07,282 --> 01:18:09,884 - (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) - MAN: You tell 'em, lass! 1340 01:18:12,187 --> 01:18:13,487 Cruella! 1341 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,222 Fred! 1342 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:19,727 What are you doing here? You're getting married tomorrow. 1343 01:18:19,762 --> 01:18:21,161 Yeah, well, not anymore. 1344 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:22,396 What do you mean? 1345 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:23,764 She called it off. 1346 01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:25,966 That's her on the phone, isn't it? Hmm? 1347 01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:27,301 Maybe. 1348 01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:30,137 She wants you back. 1349 01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:31,271 Well, it's too late! 1350 01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:32,940 No, it isn't! 1351 01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:34,274 G...get off me! 1352 01:18:34,309 --> 01:18:36,076 I didn't come all this way and do all that work 1353 01:18:36,111 --> 01:18:38,145 just to see you chicken out 'cause you're scared 1354 01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:40,380 you're marrying out of your bloody league! 1355 01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:42,816 Security! Harassment! 1356 01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:45,052 That is my testicle! Get off me! 1357 01:18:45,087 --> 01:18:46,787 I don't want your bloody testicle! 1358 01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:48,222 ('LA BAMBA' CONTINUES) 1359 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:49,923 MAN: (LAUGHS) Thank you! 1360 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,158 (ANSWERS PHONE) 1361 01:18:51,193 --> 01:18:53,928 - (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) - Don't! Don't! 1362 01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:57,064 LAUREN: Ned, you there? 1363 01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:00,067 Ned? 1364 01:19:01,003 --> 01:19:04,138 If you're listening...um... 1365 01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:09,410 ..I-I left my toothbrush in Dad's car, so... 1366 01:19:11,513 --> 01:19:13,881 Look, Ned. 1367 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,483 I was wrong not to bring you here with me 1368 01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:19,253 so that we could meet my family together. 1369 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:22,956 Without you, I wouldn't even be here. 1370 01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:25,392 I learnt the Tiwi word for 'hello' 1371 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:28,896 and the word for 'crocodile' - yirrikipai. 1372 01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:34,001 And I learnt the word for...'husband'. 1373 01:19:35,003 --> 01:19:36,136 And, Ned... 1374 01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:38,572 ..I want you to be my ngyiya-purnayi. 1375 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:40,507 (CHUCKLES) 1376 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:42,409 Look, I'll probably send you crazy 1377 01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:44,278 with my bloody indecisiveness, 1378 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,214 but if that's what you meant by boxes of fairy floss, then... 1379 01:19:47,249 --> 01:19:48,816 I still want to marry you! 1380 01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:51,318 - (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) - Good lad! 1381 01:19:51,353 --> 01:19:53,821 Is that what you're asking? 1382 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:56,156 Yes, that's what I'm asking you. 1383 01:19:56,191 --> 01:19:58,926 I met my grandparents! 1384 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,861 They're still alive! 1385 01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:03,330 Grandpa's the sweetest, and Grandma, well... 1386 01:20:03,365 --> 01:20:05,032 ..she thinks I'm still Mum, but... 1387 01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:06,233 And how is your mum? 1388 01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:07,968 We had one conversation. 1389 01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:11,405 All I know is that I want to marry you. 1390 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,673 Me too. 1391 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:16,109 Oh, but there is one little proposal disclaimer. 1392 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:18,011 Yes? 1393 01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,980 We have to get married on Tiwi. 1394 01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:21,882 - Tiwi? - Yeah. 1395 01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:23,517 - Tomorrow? - Yep. 1396 01:20:24,419 --> 01:20:26,453 Shouldn't be a problem. 1397 01:20:27,422 --> 01:20:28,922 Uh, look, um, I-I'll call you 1398 01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,858 as soon as I get back to the house, OK? 1399 01:20:30,893 --> 01:20:32,192 OK. 1400 01:20:32,227 --> 01:20:33,527 Love you. (LAUGHS) 1401 01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:35,596 I love you too. 1402 01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:36,764 Thanks. 1403 01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:40,033 Oh, and tell everyone it's a dry wedding. 1404 01:20:40,068 --> 01:20:41,902 - S-sorry, did you just... - (HANGS UP) 1405 01:20:43,138 --> 01:20:45,539 Dry. Uh... 1406 01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:49,343 Hey, Cruella! I...I mean Ms Hampton. 1407 01:20:49,378 --> 01:20:51,211 - Where are you going? - I have to get back. 1408 01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:52,980 But the wedding's back on. 1409 01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:56,316 Well, you look after her, OK? Because she is a special one. 1410 01:20:56,351 --> 01:20:57,985 No, no, you have to be at the wedding. 1411 01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,486 Why? 1412 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:02,289 You've always made it obvious you don't even like me. 1413 01:21:02,324 --> 01:21:06,426 That's not...true. It's... 1414 01:21:06,461 --> 01:21:08,562 Look, the girls told me what you've done. 1415 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:10,998 How you've managed the team and... 1416 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,667 ..got Trevor out the pantry. 1417 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:16,336 You're part of the family now. You have to be at the wedding. 1418 01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:19,006 Wouldn't be the same without you. 1419 01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:23,477 (UKULELE MUSIC) 1420 01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:39,293 (TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG PLAYS) 1421 01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:50,003 FOXXY: Right there, please, bub. Thank you. 1422 01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:52,139 Now it's time to get Foxxed. 1423 01:21:52,174 --> 01:21:53,507 (LAUREN LAUGHS) 1424 01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:55,275 Is that my necklace there? 1425 01:21:55,310 --> 01:21:57,411 You two have no shame helping yourself to that jewellery. 1426 01:21:57,446 --> 01:22:00,981 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1427 01:22:27,042 --> 01:22:29,710 Mum kept this for me after all these years. 1428 01:22:44,192 --> 01:22:45,659 This was yours? 1429 01:23:03,378 --> 01:23:05,078 I hope that cake doesn't melt. 1430 01:23:05,113 --> 01:23:06,680 Everything melts here, Auntie. 1431 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:10,183 Yeah, the only reason I go to weddings is for the free booze! 1432 01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:11,585 It's about love. 1433 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:13,654 Yeah. The love of champagne. 1434 01:23:18,593 --> 01:23:20,260 Here-la! 1435 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,467 She looks deadly. 1436 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:29,303 Well, she's OK. 1437 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:37,344 NED: Trevor, the ferry! 1438 01:23:37,379 --> 01:23:39,346 ('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS) 1439 01:23:40,248 --> 01:23:41,748 (GROANS) 1440 01:23:41,783 --> 01:23:44,151 You're not going in there! 1441 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:46,787 - � If you leave me now.. � - Not today! 1442 01:23:46,822 --> 01:23:51,525 � You'll take away the biggest part of me... � 1443 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,826 (GROWLS) 1444 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,229 � Ooh... � 1445 01:23:59,801 --> 01:24:01,468 You... 1446 01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:04,438 ..bastard! 1447 01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,807 - We're gonna miss the ferry! - I'm not going! 1448 01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:08,709 - Yes, you are! - No! 1449 01:24:10,112 --> 01:24:12,212 - They don't want me there! - I don't care! 1450 01:24:12,247 --> 01:24:13,547 Everyone there will hate me! 1451 01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:15,515 Ruin this day and Lauren will hate you too! 1452 01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,084 Is that what you want?! 1453 01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:19,386 Arggh! Oh! 1454 01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:20,754 Oh! Oh! 1455 01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,489 - You're bleeding. - Oh, yeah, yeah! 1456 01:24:22,524 --> 01:24:24,458 - Oh, arggh! - Let me get you a bandaid... 1457 01:24:24,493 --> 01:24:26,593 No, leave it, leave it, leave it! 1458 01:24:26,628 --> 01:24:28,429 (WHINES) 1459 01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:33,067 Real men walk through glass. 1460 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:37,438 - (WHIMPERS) - Ohh! 1461 01:24:39,774 --> 01:24:42,076 I don't know if Lauren told you, but... 1462 01:24:43,845 --> 01:24:46,814 ..my dad died about six years ago. 1463 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:49,549 He, uh... 1464 01:24:49,584 --> 01:24:51,318 He was... 1465 01:24:51,353 --> 01:24:54,354 He was walking home from the office late one night, j... 1466 01:24:54,389 --> 01:24:58,392 Some random guy fell asleep behind the wheel and... 1467 01:25:00,795 --> 01:25:02,496 ..and that was it. 1468 01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:05,565 Oh, what I wouldn't give 1469 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,601 to have him up here meeting you lot. 1470 01:25:07,636 --> 01:25:09,837 He would have loved the Territory. 1471 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,808 My dad can't be at this wedding. 1472 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,479 But Lauren's dad can. 1473 01:25:24,619 --> 01:25:26,419 Alright, I'll... 1474 01:25:26,454 --> 01:25:28,155 ..I'll bloody do it. 1475 01:25:28,190 --> 01:25:29,689 - Shit! - Yeah? Really? 1476 01:25:29,724 --> 01:25:32,192 You get me shoes, I'll get the glass out of me foot. 1477 01:25:33,595 --> 01:25:35,729 (GROANS) Ohh! 1478 01:25:36,831 --> 01:25:39,700 - Yippee-ki-yay, mother... - (BARKS) 1479 01:25:40,902 --> 01:25:42,603 Good dog. 1480 01:25:43,471 --> 01:25:45,639 Oh! Arggh! 1481 01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,344 We've missed the ferry. 1482 01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:53,246 Then we'll take The Bomber. 1483 01:25:53,281 --> 01:25:55,616 (QUIET CONVERSATION) 1484 01:25:59,621 --> 01:26:03,390 Hi. Hey! 1485 01:26:04,793 --> 01:26:06,827 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1486 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:34,721 Oy! (SIGHS NERVOUSLY) 1487 01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,793 He'll be here. Um... 1488 01:26:39,828 --> 01:26:41,895 Maybe just give him a couple of minutes. 1489 01:26:47,369 --> 01:26:49,536 10/1 this isn't happening. 1490 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:55,442 Stop doing that! You're making everyone nervous. 1491 01:26:55,477 --> 01:26:58,278 He's two hours late and I'm the one making them nervous? 1492 01:26:58,313 --> 01:26:59,880 It's fine. 1493 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:06,253 Anyone got any jokes? 1494 01:27:09,624 --> 01:27:11,658 Mmm, yeah. 1495 01:27:15,330 --> 01:27:16,830 (CHER BARKS) 1496 01:27:19,634 --> 01:27:21,335 RONELLE: They made it! 1497 01:27:27,942 --> 01:27:29,643 Here we go. 1498 01:27:33,081 --> 01:27:35,582 DAFFY: Here, boy! Here, boy! Here, boy! 1499 01:27:35,617 --> 01:27:37,584 - Come on! - (WHINES) 1500 01:27:37,619 --> 01:27:40,020 Good boy. Good boy. 1501 01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:46,727 - Go on, then, hurry up. - Hello, Mum. 1502 01:27:56,404 --> 01:27:58,839 They're here! They made it! 1503 01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:02,676 Thank you. 1504 01:28:08,783 --> 01:28:11,418 About time! (LAUGHS) 1505 01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:13,953 Oh! 1506 01:28:13,988 --> 01:28:15,555 - You're late. - Terribly sorry. 1507 01:28:15,590 --> 01:28:17,090 There we go. 1508 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:18,792 You look great. 1509 01:28:20,729 --> 01:28:22,095 Hey, you mob. 1510 01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:25,065 - Sorry I'm late. Sorry. - (ALL GREET HIM) 1511 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:27,301 Dad would have loved this. 1512 01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:46,686 Nice beard. 1513 01:28:46,721 --> 01:28:48,355 You like it? 1514 01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:01,000 Come on, now. 1515 01:29:01,035 --> 01:29:02,836 Yeah. 1516 01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:10,110 LAUREN: Oi, you mob. 1517 01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:18,952 I got a bloke to marry. 1518 01:29:23,925 --> 01:29:25,592 You good? 1519 01:29:27,829 --> 01:29:29,830 Yeah. We're good. 1520 01:29:33,635 --> 01:29:36,036 (UKULELE MUSIC) 1521 01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:42,075 (WOMEN SING TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG) 1522 01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:31,758 (LAUGHS) 1523 01:30:45,740 --> 01:30:47,441 Awana. 1524 01:30:49,577 --> 01:30:51,478 (PRIEST SPEAKS TIWI) 1525 01:30:54,582 --> 01:30:55,882 We made it! 1526 01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:57,217 - Thank Christ! - Wow. 1527 01:30:57,252 --> 01:31:00,086 - Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. - (LAUGHTER) 1528 01:31:01,756 --> 01:31:03,256 I think I want to be a chef. 1529 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:05,725 - I could be married to a chef. - Yeah? 1530 01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:09,829 But to be married to a chef, I have to get married first. 1531 01:31:09,864 --> 01:31:12,732 - Right. Yeah. - (LAUGHS) 1532 01:31:13,701 --> 01:31:15,669 Let's do this like a boss. 1533 01:31:17,071 --> 01:31:18,671 Hey, not yet. Hey, whoa! 1534 01:31:18,706 --> 01:31:20,206 (LAUGHTER) 1535 01:31:20,241 --> 01:31:21,608 - Shame job. - Shit! 1536 01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:23,910 - Sorry! Again, sorry. - (LAUGHTER) 1537 01:31:27,115 --> 01:31:28,815 Couldn't help myself. 1538 01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:35,021 ALL: Kuwa. 1539 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:42,062 ..for Lauren and Ned. 1540 01:32:15,830 --> 01:32:19,065 And what better place to start that sharing journey 1541 01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:20,834 than right here on Tiwi land? 1542 01:32:24,072 --> 01:32:25,972 On country. 1543 01:32:27,809 --> 01:32:30,877 So...let's get these fellas married up. 1544 01:32:30,912 --> 01:32:33,213 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1545 01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:39,853 Yes! 1546 01:32:44,325 --> 01:32:47,928 (TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG PLAYS) 1547 01:32:56,270 --> 01:32:59,306 (WOMEN SING) 1548 01:34:22,457 --> 01:34:24,791 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1549 01:34:33,735 --> 01:34:35,268 Thank you! 1550 01:34:40,942 --> 01:34:44,944 (TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG PLAYS) 1551 01:36:06,961 --> 01:36:11,364 SONG: � Something inside sayin' don't you worry 1552 01:36:11,399 --> 01:36:15,968 � It's all in good time, no need to hurry 1553 01:36:16,003 --> 01:36:18,304 � So don't you worry, baby 1554 01:36:18,339 --> 01:36:20,173 � Don't you worry, baby 1555 01:36:20,208 --> 01:36:23,943 � Don't you worry, baby 1556 01:36:23,978 --> 01:36:26,145 � We're on the train now 1557 01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:28,414 � Here on the track, the diesel's humming 1558 01:36:28,449 --> 01:36:30,917 � You gotta watch out 1559 01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:32,518 � You gotta know the beat you're drumming 1560 01:36:32,553 --> 01:36:34,454 � Didn't you know? 1561 01:36:36,858 --> 01:36:39,859 � Didn't you know now? 1562 01:36:39,894 --> 01:36:41,828 � Oh, oh, oh 1563 01:36:41,863 --> 01:36:43,329 � All of the diamonds 1564 01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:45,832 � All of the diamonds in your pocket 1565 01:36:45,867 --> 01:36:48,001 � Didn't you know now? 1566 01:36:49,403 --> 01:36:53,472 � They're all for you, baby 1567 01:36:53,507 --> 01:36:56,943 � They're all for you 1568 01:36:56,978 --> 01:36:58,978 � Oh, oh, oh 1569 01:36:59,013 --> 01:37:01,614 � So don't you worry, baby 1570 01:37:01,649 --> 01:37:03,549 � Don't you worry, baby 1571 01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:08,020 � Something inside sayin' don't you worry 1572 01:37:08,055 --> 01:37:12,358 � It's all in good time, no need to hurry 1573 01:37:12,393 --> 01:37:14,994 � So don't you worry, baby 1574 01:37:15,029 --> 01:37:16,896 � Don't you worry, baby 1575 01:37:16,931 --> 01:37:19,465 � Don't you worry, baby 1576 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:20,867 � Hey, hey 1577 01:37:20,902 --> 01:37:22,635 � Back on the track now 1578 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:25,004 � Every day is a silver dollar 1579 01:37:25,039 --> 01:37:27,173 � Didn't you know now? 1580 01:37:27,208 --> 01:37:29,308 � It ain't about what's in your wallet 1581 01:37:29,343 --> 01:37:31,144 � Didn't you know? 1582 01:37:33,648 --> 01:37:36,148 � Didn't you know, child? 1583 01:37:36,183 --> 01:37:38,050 � Oh, oh, oh 1584 01:37:38,085 --> 01:37:40,286 � All of the diamonds 1585 01:37:40,321 --> 01:37:42,488 � All of the diamonds in your pocket 1586 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:45,225 � Didn't you know now? 1587 01:37:46,127 --> 01:37:50,229 � They're all for you, baby 1588 01:37:50,264 --> 01:37:54,233 � They're all for you, baby 1589 01:37:54,268 --> 01:37:55,601 � Oh, oh, oh 1590 01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:58,571 � So don't you worry, baby 1591 01:37:58,606 --> 01:38:00,473 � Don't you worry, baby 1592 01:38:00,508 --> 01:38:04,577 � Something inside sayin' don't you worry 1593 01:38:04,612 --> 01:38:09,048 � It's all in good time, no need to hurry 1594 01:38:09,083 --> 01:38:11,617 � So don't you worry, baby 1595 01:38:11,652 --> 01:38:13,586 � Don't you worry, baby 1596 01:38:13,621 --> 01:38:15,922 � Don't you worry, baby 1597 01:38:15,957 --> 01:38:17,490 � Oh, oh, oh Don't you worry 1598 01:38:17,525 --> 01:38:20,059 � So don't give up on me now, baby 1599 01:38:20,094 --> 01:38:21,928 � Don't give up, don't-don't give up 1600 01:38:21,963 --> 01:38:24,263 � Don't give up on me now, baby 1601 01:38:24,298 --> 01:38:26,265 � Don't give up, don't-don't give up 1602 01:38:26,300 --> 01:38:28,634 � Don't give up on me now, baby 1603 01:38:28,669 --> 01:38:30,670 � Don't give up, don't-don't give up 1604 01:38:30,705 --> 01:38:33,172 � Don't give up on me now, baby 1605 01:38:33,207 --> 01:38:35,141 � Don't give up, don't-don't give up 1606 01:38:35,176 --> 01:38:37,476 � Don't give up on me now, baby 1607 01:38:37,511 --> 01:38:39,512 � Don't give up, don't-don't give up 1608 01:38:39,547 --> 01:38:41,681 � Don't give up on me now, baby 1609 01:38:41,716 --> 01:38:44,050 � Don't give up I got you, baby 1610 01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:47,320 � Something inside sayin' don't you worry 1611 01:38:47,355 --> 01:38:48,621 � I got you, baby 1612 01:38:48,656 --> 01:38:52,358 � All in good time, no need to hurry 1613 01:38:52,393 --> 01:38:56,295 � So don't you worry, baby Don't you worry 1614 01:38:56,330 --> 01:38:58,397 � I got you, baby Don't you worry 1615 01:38:58,432 --> 01:39:01,267 � I got you, baby No need to hurry 1616 01:39:01,302 --> 01:39:05,204 � So don't you worry, baby Don't you worry 1617 01:39:05,239 --> 01:39:07,506 � I got you, baby It's all in good time 1618 01:39:07,541 --> 01:39:09,675 � No need to hurry 1619 01:39:09,710 --> 01:39:13,713 � So don't you worry, baby Don't you worry 1620 01:39:13,748 --> 01:39:16,215 � I got you, baby Don't you worry 1621 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:18,184 � I got you, baby No need to hurry 1622 01:39:18,219 --> 01:39:20,419 � I got you, baby So 1623 01:39:20,454 --> 01:39:22,321 � So don't you worry 1624 01:39:22,356 --> 01:39:24,590 � I got you, baby All of the time 1625 01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,259 � No need to hurry... � 1626 01:39:27,294 --> 01:39:30,964 (BAND SINGS IN TIWI) 130967

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