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- PAT: Aw, so cute.
Cary, lean in.
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Brookie, hold Chasey
so he doesn't fall.
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Let's get that bottle
out of there,
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we don't want that bottle
in the photo.
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Okay, say "Cheese!"
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- PHOTOGRAPHER: Aw, hell yeah,
you guys are killing it,
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that is so fucking hot.
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And let's get that bottle
in there,
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need that bottle
in the photo.
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Okay, say "Voss."
- Voss!
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- PAT: Okay, great,
and now with just my two stars,
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Brookie and Cary.
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- PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, great,
and now just my two stars,
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Chase and the water.
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- PAT: Ugh, that's perfect,
this is going right in a frame.
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- PHOTOGRAPHER: Let me get
the other two out of frame.
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A little further.
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Keep going.
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Keep going.
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Keep going.
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- ♪
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- Can you believe this is
a birthday party
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for a 14-year-old?
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- I know, my 14th birthday
party was gumball themed,
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we just, like, ate different
gums, this is way better.
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- That actually sounds
so nice right now.
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- Did I tell you
that Jeremy guy's coming?
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- Wait, the drama teacher
from Jersey?!
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- Yeah, he's in the city,
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I spent, like,
literally all day preparing.
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- Your butt?
- Yeah.
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I haven't eaten in 12 hours,
I'm fucking starving.
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- You promise he's gay?
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This isn't just another
roommate situation?
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- Yeah, he's--he's definitely
gay,
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I'm really excited about this
'cause, like, when we first met,
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I was all depressed about
my career,
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but now I'm...I'm definitely
gaining traction.
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- Well, your bouffant
is certainly blonder.
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- GIRL: Tiana, wait!
- TIANA: I am waiting!
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- You're not waiting,
you're walking.
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- Oh, my god,
who are all of these people?
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I gave Streeter the smallest
guest list.
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I gotta go find him.
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- Alright, I gotta go, uh...
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check my butthole
in the bathroom, I guess.
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- CHASE: Hey, Brooke.
- Excuse me!
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What is that?!
Where did you get that?!
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- They just had it over here
for me.
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- No! Give me that, give it.
Absolutely not.
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You're not drinking
alcohol tonight, you're 14.
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Plus, you're contractually
obligated to drink Voss.
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- ♪
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- Mom.
- Cary.
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- CARY: There you are.
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- Do I have permission
to have fun tonight?
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- What?
- PAT: As you know,
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this is my year of yes!
- I'm very aware.
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- I don't want you
and Brookie to be mad.
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- Why would we be mad?
It's a party.
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- Okay, good, I took Molly.
- What?
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- Mona gave it to me.
- Hi, I'm Mona.
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- CARY: Hi.
- I really love your mom.
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- Mona said that I deserved it
'cause I've worked really hard
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and I've raised three children
and I deserve it.
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- Well, you're still
raising one.
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- Don't worry, 'cause it was,
like, a super small dose,
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and she can handle it,
'cause this lady's a rock star.
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- Mona, I wanna go over there.
- Okay, let's go. [giggles]
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- ♪
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- Streeter. Streeter.
Who are all these people?
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Where are any of our friends?
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- Parties aren't about friends,
Brooke,
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they're about making sure
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strangers know
that you have one,
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and that's why I invited all of
New York's hottest's daughters.
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Look here, there's Esther Lay,
the chip heiress,
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and Tiffany Glad,
trashbag heiress.
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Natalie Kleenex, she's not
a daughter, she's just rich.
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- Yeah, well, she's someone's
daughter.
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- Oh, hey, can you tell Chase
to meet me downstairs
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in like...ten minutes?
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I have a present for him
outside
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that I think he's really
gonna like. [laughs]
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- Sure.
- [cheering]
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- What up, guys?
I just wanna say "What up?"
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You know, way back when I was 12
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I had no idea what I was gonna
do with my life,
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but now, here I am.
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- [cheering]
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- It's been a long,
hard journey, almost six months,
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and I couldn't have done it
without every single one of you.
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- [cheering]
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- CHASE: Make sure to hashtag
"#VossWater" all your pictures
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and I'll like them.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Brookie Monster.
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Hey, they're not letting me in.
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- Wait, you're here?
- LANCE: Hell yeah, I am,
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it's Chase's birthday,
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the little dude's
becoming a little man.
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- Ugh, fine,
I'll come get you,
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but I can't hang out, okay?
I'm working.
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- And now, my mom,
the original Dreamer,
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would like to say "What up?"
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- [cheering]
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- Nope, no. No.
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No, she can't make it
up here right now,
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she's shy, but you all know me,
I'm ChaseDreams's brother,
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Cary Dreams.
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- [cheering]
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- Thanks, thank you, yeah.
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And I know I'm not as good
of a singer as he is,
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but I just wanted to say, um...
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♪ Happy birthday
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♪ To you
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♪ Happy birthday
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♪ To you
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♪ Happy birth--
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- Surpri--oh, it's just Brooke.
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Hey, is Chasey coming down soon?
'Cause I'm...illegally parked.
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- You got him a car?!
- Streeter: Yeah.
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- He's 14!
- Hey, well, everybody's gonna
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get him a car when he's 16.
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- Ooh, sick ride, baby.
- I got it for Chase.
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I think he's "wheely"
gonna like it, y'know?
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'Cause of the wheels.
- [laughs]
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- Hi, Lance.
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This guy is with me,
Brooke Dubek.
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- Sorry, you're not on the list.
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- Family doesn't need
to be on the list,
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I know that 'cause I made it.
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- Doesn't matter,
if you're not on the list,
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you have to go on stand-by.
- With the losers?
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Thank you so much for coming.
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- JEREMY: So good to see you.
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You're so tan,
did you go on vacation?
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- No, I...I went on
"Watch What Happens Live."
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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It was stupid, but, you know,
it was cool.
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- [cheering]
- God, this party's crazy.
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Your brother's gotten
so huge.
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My students would die if they
knew I was here right now.
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- I can get you a picture
with him if you want.
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- Oh, um...
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- Or with Esther Lay,
I just met her,
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she's really, really nice,
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I mean it's weird that she's
here, but you know,
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it's helpful to know
people like that.
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- Why, is she a director?
- No, she's a chip heiress.
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- Oh.
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- Surpri--! Ah, dammit.
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Hey, is ChaseDreams
still up there?
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Because I--I got him a present
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I...I think
he's "wheely" gonna like--
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- [car honking]
- Go around!
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- [honking continues]
- Just go around me!
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- I can't believe I'm in line
for a party that I planned.
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- I know what could cheer you
up: check out my new shoes.
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They're dry-erase, so you can
make 'em any kind you want,
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Nike, Adidas, Red...
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Right now they say
"Happy birthday, Chase."
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Actually, they say,
"Happ birthda Cha."
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I ran here.
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- Yeah, and someone named
@CaryDreamsfeet
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started following me,
which is so weird,
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because my feet are fine...
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- You should get
the Foot Filter app.
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- Yeah, it really smooths out
your feet and toes for pics.
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- Oh, that's a good idea.
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- I'm Jeremy, by the way.
- Oh, sorry, that's Jeremy.
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- Hi! You're Jeremy?
- Yes.
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- Are you really gay?
- Yes.
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- [gasps] Cary! This is so good.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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- Mona, I wanna go over there.
- Okay.
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I love gay guys.
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- So have you been DVRing
"RHONY"?
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- No, Lance, I'm a businesswoman
now so I don't have time
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for "Real Housewives
of New York."
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- That's why I DVR.
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- Okay, two more.
- Oh, thank god,
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I have to pee so bad.
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- Whoa.
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- Ow. Remember
to send Chasey down,
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I don't want him
to forget about me tonight.
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Or ever.
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- Why is the women's line
so long?
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It's like, use the men's!
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It's what it's for.
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See? Totally empty.
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[gasps] Chase.
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- Little man.
- CHASE: [groans]
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- BROOKE:
God, he looks like shit.
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Do you think anyone saw him?
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- No, we took him
out the back, B,
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no one will ever even know
he left.
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- Any minute now.
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- This is ridiculous.
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I was downstairs for 30 minutes
and he got this wasted?
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You know, sometimes I feel like
I'm the only one
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that's looking out for him.
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- What about Car?
- Yeah, yeah, he's great,
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he's just...he's a little
orange right now.
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- You mean, like, tan?
- No, like orange inside.
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- [chuckles]
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- I think he's just
going through something.
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And he's not the only one.
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I didn't see my mom once
tonight,
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like, where the fuck was she?
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- ♪
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- Girl, you are loving
these nuts.
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Your mom is my freaking
spirit animal right now.
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- Very cool, Mona.
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- Wait, I have to tell you
what happened this week.
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I joined a gym, as you can see,
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and my first morning
on the treadmill,
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one of my students got on
next to me.
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- No!
- Yes. I was too embarrassed
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to let him see me,
so I hid in the locker room
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and watched clips of dogs
feeling guilty on my phone.
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- The same thing just
happened to me,
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I had to start working out
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'cause I was on
"Watch What Happens Live."
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- Yeah, you mentioned that.
- Yeah, I mean, like,
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it was stupid but, you know,
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some people said
I was good on it.
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- Well,
I can't wait to watch it.
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- Oh, I can pull it up
right now.
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- Oh, um.
- Yeah, I mean, just...
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Yeah, okay, here we go.
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It's still loading.
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Still loading, I think
it's taking a lot of time
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'cause I'm downloading
that Foot Filter app.
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- BROOKE: I can't believe
that Chase's first time
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getting drunk was in a club.
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I just wanted him to have
a typical teenage experience,
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like mine.
- What was yours?
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- I got wasted on a thing
of peach schnapps under my bed
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and my mom found the bottle
and grounded me,
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and then I told her
I wished she was dead
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and we didn't talk for a month.
242
00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:46,965
Chase will never get that.
243
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:49,896
- Don't worry, Cook-Brooke,
he'll have plenty of firsts.
244
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,827
Maybe he'll lose his V-card
the way you did.
245
00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:53,827
- To the drummer from
Snow Patrol?
246
00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,344
Ew, Lance.
247
00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:57,448
- CHASE: [vomiting]
- Ooh, Chase.
248
00:09:57,551 --> 00:10:00,172
- [breaks screeching]
- Out! Everybody out!
249
00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:02,827
- No, sir, we're about
to get on the bridge.
250
00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:05,068
- [cars honking]
- I don't care. Out!
251
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,206
- Alright, it should load
better out here.
252
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,586
- Surprise--Oh, goddammit!
253
00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:11,172
- Streeter?
- Goddammit!
254
00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:14,068
- Did you get Chase a car?
- Yes, I got him a car,
255
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,034
it's a great deal, too.
256
00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:16,482
He only has to say
"Chevy Camaro"
257
00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:17,827
in his next three songs.
258
00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,724
- Uber for Jordan?
- Uh, what?
259
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,965
- Uber for Jordan, I'm Jordan.
- This isn't an Uber.
260
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,655
- Sorry, I don't like it
when the drivers talk to me.
261
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,965
- Yeah, this is good.
You're cute.
262
00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,379
- Yeah, thanks.
- Should we go back inside?
263
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:32,724
- Oh, no, was it...was it weird
that I made you watch that?
264
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,379
- Yes.
265
00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:36,793
- Okay, uh, well,
we wanna go back inside,
266
00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:40,068
Cary Dreams.
- You're not on the list.
267
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,862
- Try "Gay Brother".
268
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,620
- LANCE: [laughing]
That's crazy.
269
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,896
- Then, I dated a guy who was
only into me
270
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,724
because I was Chase's sister.
271
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,793
He wanted to do it to "Stink."
272
00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:51,758
- Same thing happened to me.
- What?!
273
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,586
- Yeah, this girl wanted
to sleep with me
274
00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,689
just 'cause I used to date
Chase's sister.
275
00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,379
- Eww. How did she even
find you?
276
00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:00,413
- These fans can find
anybody.
277
00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:03,448
Bunch of 'em followed my mom,
too, and her friend Connie.
278
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:06,793
- Aww, how is Connie?
- She's a riot.
279
00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,482
Hey, did he puke on my back
at all?
280
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:12,241
- Um...oh...uh...barely.
281
00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:14,275
A lot. He puked a lot.
282
00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,931
- LANCE: Yeah. I could feel it.
283
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,000
- Sorry we couldn't get
back in.
284
00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:23,206
- It's okay, I, uh,
came to spend time with you,
285
00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:24,517
I don't care where.
286
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,586
- [chuckles] I feel bad
I didn't get to say goodbye
287
00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,137
to Esther Lay.
288
00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:31,310
- Yeah, I'm sure she's fine.
- Yeah.
289
00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:38,793
What's wrong?
Not hungry, or...?
290
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:43,931
- No, I...I just wasn't eating
in case we...
291
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:47,758
and I was the...you--
- Oh.
292
00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:52,758
Oh, no, yeah I wasn't gonna
eat in case I was the...
293
00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:56,034
- [chuckles] Well,
one of us can eat the pizza.
294
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,275
- Right.
- Right?
295
00:11:57,379 --> 00:12:01,793
- Yes, I mean, um...
I'd prefer to eat the pizza.
296
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:04,000
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, but if you wanna eat...
297
00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:07,034
- No, no, you can eat the pizza.
- Okay, I can.
298
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:10,103
- Uh-huh. For tonight.
- Yeah. Okay, cool.
299
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,724
[chuckles]
300
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:15,620
I feel like I should DM
Esther Lay goodbye,
301
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:18,068
just so she doesn't think
I'm rude. Right?
302
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,034
I don't want her mad at me
or anything.
303
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:20,965
- Yeah, sure.
304
00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:25,413
- PAT: Woo!
[slurring]
305
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,275
- MONA: Oh, my god,
you're high,
306
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,862
that's an Uber driver!
307
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,241
- Streeter: This is not
an Uber, there's a bow on it!
308
00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,724
- Hey, can we just go back
to your place and have sex?
309
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,000
- Oh. Now. Yes, great.
- Yes.
310
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,586
- Good, okay.
- Great. Yes.
311
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:40,724
- What is happening?!
312
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:41,931
- And my roommate actually sucks
313
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,413
so could we go
to my brother's place?
314
00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:46,448
I know that's weird, but
they won't be back for hours.
315
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,034
- Oh. Okay.
- Great.
316
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,413
- Your brother's place.
- Yes.
317
00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,137
- JEREMY: Great.
318
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:54,896
- I love you, Streeter.
- And I love Chase. [chuckles]
319
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,724
He's like a father to me.
- That's nice.
320
00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,482
I know everyone laughs at you,
321
00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:02,862
but not me,
I think you're great.
322
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:06,137
Woo! We're doing so fast!
323
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:09,206
- Woo! [laughs]
- Everyone laughs at me?
324
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:14,310
- Okay, I'm very much starting
to get mad, can we just go?
325
00:13:14,413 --> 00:13:16,344
- LANCE: You know,
mad respect to Justin,
326
00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:17,931
but I do not get
"The Leftovers."
327
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,586
- I think you have
to keep watching,
328
00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:21,068
Cary says it picks up.
329
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,448
What season are you on?
- I just finished the third.
330
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,551
- Oh,
then you just don't like it.
331
00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,896
- Damn, I love to like things.
332
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,689
- Aw, I know you do.
333
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,724
You just, uh, put him down
by the motorcycle.
334
00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:33,896
- He's gonna puke again,
335
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,241
he should probably
be by a toilet.
336
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,758
- Yeah, well, the motorcycle
is a toilet.
337
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:39,827
- Damn! For real?
338
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,827
I got you, bro. This place
is exactly what my house
339
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,586
is gonna look like
when I'm rich.
340
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:47,137
Wait, is there a 7Up hot tub?
- No.
341
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:50,310
- 'Kay, this is almost what
my house is gonna look like.
342
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,310
- [banging]
343
00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:54,862
- [panting, moaning]
344
00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,793
- Cary?
- [clears throat]
345
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,310
- What are you doing here?
- CARY: Oh, um...
346
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,758
Sex?
- Hell yeah, Car.
347
00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,965
That's what I'm talking about,
Car.
348
00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,275
- Thank you, Lance.
349
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,896
- Okay, well, we're here
because Chase got drunk
350
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,689
and has been puking
his guts out.
351
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,034
- He did?
- BROOKE: Yes!
352
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,896
And where was Mom?
You'd think if your husband
353
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,931
was a full-blown alcoholic,
you'd be more protective
354
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,655
of your kid in a club.
355
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,620
- What?
356
00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,793
- Oh, shit.
- Nothing.
357
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,517
Nothing, buddy,
I was just joking.
358
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,793
- Hey, come on, man,
359
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,482
why don't we get you back
to your motorcycle?
360
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,793
- Whoa, I like your shoes.
- LANCE: Thanks, homie.
361
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:37,758
- Hello! I'm home now!
362
00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:40,103
- [laughing] She's gone!
363
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,758
- Mom, what are you doing here?
364
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,620
- I'm riding a horsey.
- [laughing]
365
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,827
- Shh, it's just Streeter.
366
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:49,137
- It's just me,
I'm not a horse.
367
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:50,793
What are you guys doing?
You laughing at me?
368
00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:52,827
- What? No, why?
369
00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:55,034
- No reason,
I was just checking.
370
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,413
- Wait, is this
Justin Thoreaux's house?
371
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:01,275
Why is my night so random?
372
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,655
- Who are you?
- Isn't it fancy?
373
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,103
My bedroom has a swimming pool.
374
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,103
- This place has a pool?!
You playing?
375
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,448
Come on, man,
the hits just keep coming.
376
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:13,000
- Lance.
- Momma D.
377
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,137
- What is going on with Mom?
Is she drunk, too?
378
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:19,034
- CARY: No, she's on Molly,
because..."she deserves it."
379
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:22,862
- What?
- Welcome to our house.
380
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,931
It's better than our old house.
381
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:27,137
Because my husband died there.
382
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:30,482
And that made me very sad.
383
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,689
- Mom, are you okay?
384
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:34,379
- But now I'm very happy!
385
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,551
And now I'm very tiny!
386
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:39,275
And now I have a secret for you.
387
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,034
[whispering]
388
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:43,310
- What did she say?
389
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,793
- That she wants to go
over there.
390
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,655
- Okay.
391
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,172
- So, why did we stop here?
392
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:55,000
- Mom, whatcha doing over here?
- Aw, my kids.
393
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:57,241
I love you so much.
394
00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,965
Just know that I will always
be there to protect all of you.
395
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,965
- Oh, really, Mom?
All of us?
396
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,448
- What do you mean?
397
00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,310
- Okay, well, you know that
I'm Chase's assistant, right?
398
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,241
I'm not his mother--
- Not right now.
399
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,793
- Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
400
00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:12,862
You, uh, ha-ha, laughing at me,
or...my shirt, my hair,
401
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,758
and all that...
'cause I'm in on it.
402
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,758
- No, we're having
a family moment.
403
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,655
- I have so many nuts
in my purse,
404
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,275
who put all these nuts in here?
405
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,517
- What?
You did, you freaking psycho.
406
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,965
Oh, my god, that lady
is a freaking psycho,
407
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,896
but I love her so much.
408
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,172
- Oh, crap,
I gotta go save Chase.
409
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,068
- Yeah, and I should walk
Lance out.
410
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:37,931
- I got...nothing to do.
411
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:39,275
- Hey, sorry, Jeremy,
412
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,689
I don't think now
is the best time for a photo.
413
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,068
- What?
- I just--
414
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,965
he's feeling kinda sick, so...
415
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,862
- I wasn't asking
for a photo.
416
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,586
- He was just bringing me water
'cause you guys were talking.
417
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:53,448
- Oh, sorry, I just...I knew
you wanted a photo with him
418
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,862
for your students, I mean,
I guess...
419
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:58,172
I guess I could take one
with you.
420
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,068
- What?
- It's just, 'cause, you know,
421
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:03,862
they might weirdly know
who I am.
422
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:06,931
Because of...
423
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:10,172
- I actually think I'm gonna go.
- What?
424
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:12,862
- I'm just...feeling
a little tired.
425
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,379
- Okay, yeah, cool, cool, yeah,
alright, I'll walk you out.
426
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,517
- Feel better.
- CHASE: Thanks.
427
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,034
- [cars honking]
428
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,310
- Hey, thanks for all
your help tonight.
429
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,827
- Of course, you know I got you,
girl.
430
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,758
- And as a thank you,
you can tell me
431
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,689
what's been happening
on "RHONY".
432
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,034
- Oh, hell yeah, okay.
433
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,344
So in the last ep, they all
went to the Catskills
434
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,724
and Ramona fell
in the fireplace,
435
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,724
and they showed her whole butt.
436
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,758
- Whoa!
And they didn't blur it?
437
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,827
- Nah, I think it's 'cause it
didn't really look like a butt.
438
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,000
- [chuckles]
439
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,896
- Hey, is everything okay?
440
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,172
- Yeah. I just...
441
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:01,862
I'm just not sure if I'm into
this whole new vibe.
442
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,206
- What do you mean?
Is this...
443
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,068
Is this 'cause of the picture
thing? 'Cause I...
444
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:11,517
- I just, um...I know
I don't know you that well,
445
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:16,034
but it feels like you a month
ago would make fun of you now.
446
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,068
- Oh.
447
00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:22,448
Yikes.
- I just...
448
00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:26,034
It feels like you don't really
know who you are right now.
449
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:34,758
- Um...okay, uh...
450
00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:37,103
I'm--I'm sorry, I...
451
00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:39,413
I guess you could've eaten
the pizza.
452
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,068
- Okay.
- Okay.
453
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,551
- I'm--I'm sorry.
- Okay.
454
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,206
- Bye.
- Bye.
455
00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,379
- Alright, I'm gonna bounce.
456
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:03,103
But if you wanna watch
the "RHONY" reunion,
457
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,758
let me know.
458
00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,620
But heads up, it's six nights.
459
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,310
- [chuckles] 'Kay.
460
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:29,793
- Okay, Cook-Brooke,
I'll see you later.
461
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:39,241
- [birds chirping]
- [fire crackling]
462
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:12,379
- ♪
463
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:17,000
♪ I have loved you
for the last time ♪
464
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:20,034
♪ Is it a video?
465
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,344
♪ Is it a video?
466
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:23,724
♪
467
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:29,655
♪ For the love, for laughter,
I flew up to your arms ♪
468
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:32,862
♪ Is it a video?
469
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,241
♪ Is it a video?
470
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:40,758
♪ For the love, for laughter,
I flew up to your arms ♪
471
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:42,172
♪
472
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,482
♪ Is it a video?
473
00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:48,482
♪ Is it a video?
474
00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:52,724
- PAT: Cary. Cary.
475
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,034
- BROOKE: Just
give him a second,
476
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,206
he's doing
"Call Me By Your Name."
477
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,206
- PAT: Oh. You know,
I never saw that movie.
478
00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,310
- BROOKE: Yes, you did,
we went with Cary, remember?
479
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,551
He sat facing us
while we watched it.
480
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:06,482
- PAT: Oh, yes, that's right.
- ♪ Is it a video
481
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,586
You know, Cary just had
his 14th birthday party.
482
00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:16,068
It was gumball themed.
483
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:17,275
It was gonna be dinosaurs
484
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,344
but Target had a lot
of gumball stuff, so...
485
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:20,931
But hey! Everybody loves
a gumball.
486
00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:22,103
Right, Chasey?
- BABY CHASE: [gurgling]
487
00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:24,000
- PAT: Ugh, he just threw up
on me.
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