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- This isn't a good idea.
- Cary, you're gonna be on TV,

you can't have little tufts
of hair above your crack.

- No, I mean I don't think
I should do the show at all.

- What?! You're gonna be
on "Watch What Happens Live!"

Jesus, it's the best show on TV.

- Yeah, but I got asked to be
the shirtless bartender,

I just...stand behind
the real guests

and laugh at their jokes.

- I thought we were gonna stop
being snobby.

They saw you in Chase's video,
they asked you to do the show,

you do it!

- I guess it is good
to be seen or--

- Plus,
you can make connections.

Andy Cohen gets legit people,
Meryl Streep did it.

- Whoa, really?
- Yeap.

She was on with one
of Lisa Vanderpump's dogs.

- I wonder who my guests
are tonight.

- I'm already looking it up.
Okay, your Meryl is...

Oh! Patrick Wilson.

- Oh, cool, he was in Fargo,
I love him.

I actually went to the same
theater school as his cousin.

- Okay, and your dog is...

children's book author
Pat Dubek?

Guess who's gonna be
on "Watch What Happens Live"?

I love my year of yes!

- Oh, my god.

- ♪

- Okay, everybody, listen up,
gather 'round, hold the work!

Director would like to say
a few words before we start.

- Ah! Hey, gang.

Sorry I can't be there,
I'm in Hawaii

directing the new
Jurassic World movie,

but I fucking love money
so I'm also gonna direct

this little music video
real quick.

Let's get the product placement
stuff out of the way first.

- Okay, we need
ChaseDreams to set.

Anybody have eyes
on ChaseDreams?

- Come on, eight.
Come on, nine.

Push it, baby, you are a god,
come on.

- This is Chase's assistant,
I'm bringing him in now.

- Oh, we need two more minutes,

we're trying to get
his pecs to pop.

- He's 13.
I don't think his pecs can pop.

And why does he suddenly
need pecs?

- Because, Brooke.

Look, we did sweet, we did gay,
now he's a fuckboy.

- Ew! Don't call him that.

- TRAINER: Come on, clench!

When you crap, I want it
to fight its way out, come on.

- Uh, this guy sucks.

I can't believe I have
to have sex with him.

- You don't.
- No,

he's very dumb and very hot,
so...unfortunately, I do.

- Good, alright.

- WOMAN ON WALKIE:
We need ChaseDreams,

and make sure he's wearing
the bracelet.

- This is Chase's assistant,
I'm bringing him now,

and we actually decided
necklace.

I love having a walkie.

- Four, five, six, seven, eight.

Whip, pull, yes, yes.
- Oh, shit.

- How you doing, you excited?

- I'm so nervous I could barf.

I just hope I don't
mess up tonight.

- Don't be nervous,
you literally can't mess up

"Watch What Happens Live".
- PAT: Yeah, well,

at least I'll have you
next to me.

- Well, behind you, but yeah,
it'll be nice to hang out,

you've been so busy since
you moved here.

- Okay, I gotta run.

Ugh, you're so lucky you don't
have to wear clothes tonight.

- Yes, I feel very, very lucky.

Hi, um...I'm looking to get
jacked fast.

- Do you have a gym membership?

- No, uh...
but it's kind of an emergency.

I'm gonna be the bartender
on "Watch What Happens Live,"

'cause, just--
it's good to be seen--

- Yeah, no, totally,
I did that last week.

- Oh, are you an actor too?
- Yeah! Well, no.

I met Andy at a Rag & Bone
and...he just asked me.

- Oh.

- DIRECTOR: Good.
Good, good, good, good,

okay, you're chilling
on your car, good, yeah,

you're loving your watch.

Put it a little closer
to your face.

But like, do it naturally.

Hold it like you'd hold
your watch close to your face

on your car.

Good.

- ♪

- Oh, my god, Brooke Dubek?

Genevieve Kim!

We used to dance together
at SAB?

- Oh! Hi, yeah!

- Are you dancing
in your brother's video?

I thought you stopped
after you broke your ankle

a long time ago.

- Yeah, I did, I'm actually here
because I'm...

I'm his--I'm his manager.

Yeah, I'm a really
big-time manager now.

- That is so cool.
- Yeah, my life is very cool.

- WOMAN ON WALKIE: Need
Chase's assistant to set,

we've got a snack emergency.

- Oh, pfft, I don't know why
they gave this to a manager.

[laughs]
- [walkie clanks]

- Anyway, how are you?

I saw on Facebook you did
a gig in...Paris?

- Yeah.
- So fun.

I bet it was
really rainy, though.

- No, no, it was
really, really sunny.

- WOMAN ON WALKIE: Anybody got
eyes on Chase's assistant?

I repeat, we have a snack
emergency.

- Where is this dumb bitch!
- Brooke.

Why is your walkie
on the ground?

They're calling you on set,
we have a snack emergency.

- I'm gonna head back
to holding.

The choreographer
is a disaster,

just be glad you don't have
to deal with that anymore.

Right?
- [nervous laugh]

[mocking] "Be glad you don't
have to deal with that anymore."

Asshole.

- ♪

- [exhales]

- ♪

- Pardon me, Sir.

- ♪

- Nope.

- ♪

- I think this one's broken.

- ♪

- It's been one minute?

- ♪♪

- MAN:
You have a great day as well.

Finished already?

- Huh? No, uh, no, no,

I just thought there might be
some, uh...

I thought there might be
heavier weights out here.

Hi, hello.

Um, but I'm just gonna
make do with the lighter ones.

That are inside.
[clears throat]

- [water dripping]

- You hiding
from the weights, too?

- Care-Bear.
- Lance?!

- DIRECTOR: Okay, we don't know
what some of these products

are actually gonna be yet,

so just pretend you're watching
the coolest movie

that you've ever seen.

Now it's a scary movie.
Now it's a funny movie.

Now it's a dating website.

Now it's a Christian
dating website. Yeah.

Alright, now it's "Chicago Med."
Now "Chicago Fire."

Now "Chicago PD." Good.
One of those should work.

- [bell rings]
- DIRECTOR: God, I love money.

- WOMAN: Okay, let's check
the kid on whatever that was,

turn around,
let's get Chase to wardrobe.

- BROOKE: Excuse me, Genevieve?

- Hey, Brooke.
I was just telling the girls

how we used to dance--
- I know what you're saying.

That you're so much
better than me,

because I'm my little brother's
assistant and you're still

dancing in Paris
while it's sunny.

Well, guess what?
I may not be a dancer anymore,

but I'm happy. Yeah.

Because I have purpose,
I have direction,

and most importantly,
my toes are back to normal.

So you, take--
- [sobs]

[crying]

- Oh, my god.
Your toes are that bad?

about how they wanna look
like a million bucks.

Well, now, you can also,
sound like a dollar.

- Oh.
- You see?

- Whoa.
- Man. Come on, man.

Hey, yo, your mom texted me.

You got asked to be
on "Watch What Happens Live,"

that is dope, bro!
- Yeah.

- It's the best show on TV,
I feel.

- That's what a lot of people
keep saying.

Um...wait, you text my mom?
- All the time.

Yo, you know that she
wrote a children's book?

I feel like your mom's making
the most outta this Chase sitch.

- Yes, she is, um...
I'm trying to, as well,

I guess I'm just not a
shirtless-on-TV type of guy.

- What?
- That takes a lot of--

- Cary, come on, man,
you're sexy as fuck, dude.

- No. Come on, come on,
do a spin for me.

- Huh?
- Get up and do a spin for me.

- I really am fine.

- Get up and do a spin for me,
seriously.

Come on, let me see this.

Okay. Okay!

Give me a little of this.
Uuuhhh. Okay.

You're thin, but you tight.
- Thank you.

- Now, if you shave
those little butt tufts,

I think you'll be good to go.
- Oh, yeah, uh...

Brooke got most of those and
I think she shaved off a mole.

- Alright, I'm leaving.

Listen to me.

You are a beautiful man
and your body is tight.

Say it.

- I am...I am a beautiful man
and my body is tight.

- Good. And listen, if you're
really not feeling yourself,

just do what Brooke does
before every vacation.

Say you're gonna work out
for two months

and then just get a haircut

and a spray tan on the way
to the airport.

Later, Car.

- ♪

♪ Andy Cohen's got
the 4-1-1 ♪

♪ King,
king of midnight fun ♪

♪ AC, AC

- Hey, everybody,
it's Andy Cohen,

I'm here in the Bravo clubhouse
with two guests

who put the "dish"
in "distinguished."

He's starring as Lord Licorice

in this summer's biggest
blockbuster, "Candyland,"

Patrick Wilson!

Hey, Patrick.
- Hey, Andy, how are ya?

- Great to see you. And she's
the mom of ChaseDreams

and the author of the new
children's book,

"Dolphin Dreams,"
Pat Dubek.

- AUDIENCE: [cheering]
- [clapping]

- I'm so excited to be here,
hi, Andy.

- I'm so happy to see you.

I gotta say
I'm obsessed with your son.

The two of us should collab.

- You should. On what?

- ANDY: Speaking of sons,

your other son is bartending
for us tonight,

say hi to Cary Dubek!

- Hi, I'm an actor.

- And what have you got
for us tonight, Mr. Actor?

- Oh, uh, I didn't...
I didn't really prepare anything

but I guess...I guess
I can do, uh,

"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern"?

Um...
"We must be...

born with an intuition
of mortality--"

- You know what?
I actually meant

what cocktail are you
serving tonight?

- Oh, uh...
- [laughs]

- But that was still
very good, honey.

- Yeah, that was great.

- And I like your fancy
new hair.

- Oh, no, this isn't new,
this is...this is just my hair.

- No, but I saw you
this morning,

you definitely look different.
- Oh, my god.

- It's like...I'm still living
paycheck to paycheck.

I can barely pay rent.
That gig in Paris?

We all had to pay for
our own travel.

- God, I love hearing this.
I mean...oh, girl.

- And my feet?
They are bad.

Every time I post a fun pic
of them by the pool,

it gets flagged
as inappropriate content.

- Oh. Sorry. That's me.

It's just that your toes
aren't supposed to point

at each other.

- And I'm 30, which is like,
you know, old for a dancer.

I don't know what I'm gonna do!

- Wh--what are your passions?

- I like to travel?
- Okay.

- Maybe I could travel across
the country.

Be a travel agent.

A travel writer.
Travel photographer?

- Now, Patrick, I heard
on Candyland you had

sort of a running prank
with Margot Robbie.

- PATRICK: Yeah, yeah, okay,
so Margot,

she plays Princess Lolly.
- ANDY: Right.

- She hates sour cream.
- ANDY: Uh-oh.

- So, any time she left
her coffee out,

I put sour cream in it.

- AUDIENCE: [groaning]
- CARY: Little prankster.

- What?
- You...you little prankster.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, I am--

- ANDY: Now, Pat,
let's talk about your book.

I have a copy right here--
- No, that's not my book.

Oh...yes! That is my book.

I'm sorry, it came out great.

- Now, what's the book about?

- Well, Andy,
it's seven thick pages.

It's about a little dolphin
from Ohio,

Who posts a video
on DolphinTube

and then becomes a famous
dolphin singer.

- Ooh, is it based on anything?

- Why, yes, Patrick Wilson,
it is based on my son Chase,

he's a singer--
- I know, I know, I'm just--

I was joking.
- Oh! [laughs]

- CARY: That was funny,
that's really good.

- What?
- Um...nothing.

It's just--I was trying
to connect.

- Okay, when we come back,
our guests are gonna

take some audience questions.

- Ooh, fun, even Cary?
- Uh, no, just the two of you.

- Ah, sorry, honey.
- ANDY: We'll be right back.

- Or, maybe I could be
in the music industry.

I could be a rapper.
You know, like a--a rap critic.

- Oh, god,
is this what I sounded like?

- I can do anything.
The world is my oyster.

I'm gonna try oysters.

- They are delicious.

They're fine. They're bad.

Listen, Genevieve,
you don't have to know exactly

what you wanna do, like,
in this car.

But if you wanna make
a change, you should.

Starting over at 30 is scary,
trust me, but...

it's worth it
if you're not happy.

And hey, I'm here for you.

- Really?
- Yeah, well, right now I am.

I--I don't wanna exchange
numbers or anything.

- You know what? You're right.
I am gonna change my life.

- Yes, girl!
- I'm gonna start over.

- Uh! Slay, bitch!
- Thanks, Brooke.

Tell them I left.

- Wait, what?

- Okay, um...I kill Evans,
marry Pratt...F Hemsworth.

- [laughter]

- Okay, next question
is from Angie in St. Louis,

and it's for you, Pat!
- Oh!

- "Hey, Pat, how do you juggle
being a mother and an author?

Is there a Mr. Dreams
to lighten the load?"

- PAT: Do I look in the camera?
- ANDY: Sure.

- Um...no, um, he actually
passed away kind of recently.

He had cancer.
- Oh, my god.

- I'm so sorry
to hear that, Pat.

Well, that's all the time
we have,

thank you to Patrick Wilson,
his movie's out Friday,

Pat Dubek's book
is on shelves now,

and our bartender Cary.
That's it for us--

- Hey, wait a minute, hey, hey.
Cary, you're an actor, right?

You got anything
you want to, uh, promote?

- Uh, thanks, Patrick, uh...
no--nothing right now.

- But that was very sweet
of you, Patrick.

- ANDY:
Alright, that's it for now,

goodnight, everybody.

- AUDIENCE: [cheering]

- DIRECTOR: Okay, dancers up,
where's the last dancer?

- Someone said she quit
to be a rap critic.

- Well, why don't we just
do it without her?

- We can't, she's right next
to the fuckbo--to Chase.

- Okay, is there anyone else
who can fill in?

Seven is an unlucky number,
can we find someone to fill in?

[groans]
- BOTH: I can do it.

- Oh, sorry, I thought--
- Oh, sorry, I just--

- I watched rehearsal,
so I know, like, the moves.

- You know what, Carl?

I'm gonna take this one.
[panting]

Brooke Dubek's gonna dance.

- [laughing] [humming]

Hi, Cary!
Wasn't that so much fun?

Oh, don't forget to give them
your mic.

- They didn't give me one.

Mom, why did you say
dad died of cancer?

- That's what we decided
to tell Chase.

- Yeah, Chase,
not the whole viewing audience

of "Watch What Happens".

- I just figured Chase is gonna
be watching it later, so...

Did I mess up?
- No. No, it's fine.

The show isn't really live.
I'll figure it out.

- Okay, great, thanks, honey.
I really have to run.

I have a very big meeting
with Chase's team

to talk out my next book.

- You have another book idea?

- Yes, it's gonna be about
a dolphin mom

that goes on a talk show.

- Okay.

Shit.

- Okay, all the dancers set?

Track, please, and--
Mahalo, dude.

And...action.

- ♪ Dance all day,
dance all night ♪

♪ Dance until
we don't smell right ♪

♪ Dance until we...

♪ Stink, stink, stink

♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek

♪ So dance until you...

♪ Stink, stink, stink

♪ Make your jeans smell
for a week ♪

♪ Dance until you...

♪

♪ Even the walls should stink

- DIRECTOR: Alright,
everybody take five.

- [bell rings]

- Thanks, bud.

- Alright, Brooke,
I'm impressed.

- Thanks.

I was, like, as good as them.

- Sure.
I'm surprised you volunteered.

I thought the video was
"too sexy."

- At first
I was a little worried

'cause it's called "Stink."

Then I saw the choreography
and I was like,

"It's not that bad."
- [chuckles] Yeah.

- Okay, dancers, let's change
into the second looks,

time for the hardcore
grinding shots.

- What?

- [knocking]

- Hi, um, I was wondering
if we could edit a small thing

out of tonight's show.

- I can't edit out
your nipples, kid.

- No, I wasn't--I wasn't talking
about my nipples,

although now I am worried
about them.

- Listen, we can't edit
anything without Andy's approval

and he's already on Barbados.

- How? It's been 20 minutes.

- He just is.

- [whispering] Okay. Gosh.

- Hey, how'd it go?
How was Andy?

- He was nice, he told Mom
he and Chase should "collab."

- On what?
- That's not why I'm calling.

Mom said Dad died of cancer.

- On the show?!
- CARY: Yeah.

- BROOKE: Okay, don't worry,
I'll take care of it.

- How?
- I don't know,

I'll figure something out,
it's what I do now.

How was bartending?

- I think bad.

I just stood, half-naked,
behind Mom all night.

- Yeap, can't imagine
what that's like.

- DIRECTOR: Alright,
let's do the grinding.

- Cary, I've gotta go.
- DIRECTOR: Okay, cue playback.

[chuckling] And...action.

- ♪ This goes out to all my
stinky boys and stinky girls ♪

♪ If you stinky with me,
put your hands up ♪

- DIRECTOR: Awesome.
- Oh, my god.

Jesus Christ.

Thank you, thanks, yeap,
he's 13, he's 13, he's 13.

- ♪ Ain't a party
'til you reek ♪

♪ So dance until you stink

- Ah, hey.
- Hey, fun show.

- Yeah, yeah, thanks for trying
to include me at the end,

I felt, uh, stupid back there.

- No, no, come on,
we're all actors.

We all gotta hustle, right?

- Totally, yeah.

This is crazy, but,
I think I went to the same

theater school as your cousin?

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Small world.
- Yeah.

- Oh, crap, you know,
I forgot my headphones.

You take it, though.
- Okay.

- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, yeah, nice to meet you.

- [sighs] God.

- Now, Patrick, I heard
on Candyland you had

sort of a running prank
with Margot Robbie.

- Aw, look
at your little nipples,

you're so cute.

- No, I'm not.
- Okay, I know

you're not gonna believe me,
but you come off very endearing.

- PAT: Mm-hmm.
- BROOKE: Also, you look hot.

I mean, you're literally
up Patrick Wilson's ass, but--

- He was actually very nice.
- He was.

- Oh, my god, I'm so sore.

- Did it make you sad that you
weren't still dancing, Brookie?

- Um, no, actually,
I like what I'm doing.

Plus, if I had kept dancing,
I'd be starting over now anyway,

so I guess in some ways
I got a headstart.

- That's beautiful.
- Thanks, Mom.

- No, I mean the top
that I'm wearing.

I chose the right one.

- Yeah, you look great.

Oh, and I guess congrats
on the book

that appeared out of nowhere.

- Aw, thank you.
- ANDY: "How do you juggle..."

- Oh, no, this is the part
that I messed up.

- ANDY: "Is there a Mr. Dreams
to lighten the load?"

- Um, no, um...he
actually passed away.

- Well, that's all the time
we have.

Thank you to Patrick Wilson--
- Oh, Cary, you fixed it.

Thank you so much.

- No, no, don't thank me,
thank Brooke.

- I told you I'd take
care of it.

Um, but Mom, I think maybe now
we should talk about Dad?

- Yeah, Mom, maybe it's time
to tell Chase the truth.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, but...not now.

I'm just--guys I'm so tired
from my big day with Andy.

[yawns] Hit the hay.

But soon.
Yeah, okay, goodnight, guys.

[smooch] I love ya.

- Okay...

- How did you get that
edited out?

- Well, Andy wanted
to collab with Chase, so,

let's just say I found a way
to make that happen.

Goodnight.

- I do look hot.

- ♪

♪ Patty cake, Patty cake,
baker's man ♪

♪

♪ Bake me a party
as dope as you can ♪

♪ Been to a lot of places

♪ Partied in Miami,
Argentina and Ibiza, too ♪

♪ Never leave the dance floor

♪ Always find me sweatin'
with my whole Dream crew ♪

♪ We dance all day,
dance all night ♪

♪ Dance until we don't
smell right ♪

♪ Dance until we

♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink

♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek

♪ So dance until you

♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink

♪ Make your jeans smell
for a week ♪

♪ Dance until you...

♪

♪ No need to drink

♪ Just dance until you

♪

♪ Even the walls should stink

♪ Never take a shower

♪ Don't have time to wash
my body when I'm twerking ♪

♪ All night long

♪ And man, I'm getting sour

♪ But the ladies love it

♪ When my body smells
all jank and wrong ♪

♪ My pits smell wrong,
my neck smells wrong ♪

♪ My whole body smells wrong

♪ That's because I

♪ Stink, stink, stink, stink

Just...think of him as your
little brother.

Okay, well, your family
is...not like mine.

Does this make you
uncomfortable?

Good.