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- Matt, have you seen
my earbuds?

[knocking]
- It's open.

- Hey, have you seen my earbuds?
Oh, sorry, sorry.

- No worries, man.
What's up?

- Um, I was just wondering
if you'd seen my earbuds.

- Oh, yeah.
Sorry, man.

I borrowed them for a run.
[woman moaning on computer]

- Thank you.
Thanks. Um...

Okay, all right,
I gotta go.

- Sure you can't stay and hang?

- Oh, my God.
Um...

I'd love to,
I'd love to hang.

I just can't right now
'cause I'm in a play,

and they can't do it
without me.

I'm kind of the--
I'm the titular role, so...

- Oh, that's cool, man.
What's it called?

- "While John Slept."

- What do you mean?
He's our brother.

- Keep your voice down.
He's been through enough.

- He has a right to know.

- We have to protect him.
- Love you.

- That's what family does.
[toilet flushes]

So it's settled.
We decide tomorrow.

- Agreed.
Brian?

- No.
- No?

- You think I want to say no?

Like some kind of
sick freak?

- Of course not, but--
- But nothing!

- Did he talk?
Did I miss it?

- He's just been sleeping.

- We decide the day
after tomorrow.

- I just think they should
give him lines.

- Yes. It is.
- He's so great with lines.

- Yes. Yes.
- Don't you think so, Brookie?

- [snoring]

- The day after.
all: Yes.

[hip-hop music]

- You were amazing, Cary.

- You were asleep
the whole time.

- So were you.
- It's fine.

Sleeping through plays
is classic Brooke.

- No, it's not. I just didn't
get any sleep last night.

I crashed at a friend's place
who just had a baby.

Why do people do that?

- Well, you can always
crash with me and Chase.

- [chuckles]
Fuck no!

I mean, no thank you.

- Well, Cary, I thought
you were incredible.

I really believed
you were sleeping.

- Thanks, but that big
monologue at the top

is why I took the part,
so casting directors

could see my range.

- Oh, no,
we were five minutes late.

You talked?
- Mom.

- I'm sorry, the building
looked abandoned.

We thought we were in
the wrong place, Cary.

- Yeah, that is really
hurting our attendance.

Sometimes people
don't even come

to our night shows,
and we just leave.

- Well, I'm gonna come back
and see your speech.

I'm gonna do a lot of things
now that I live here.

This is gonna be
my year of yes.

- Okay, you don't
live here now, Mom.

You're just here
for a couple of months.

It's very important
to my sanity

that you make
that distinction.

- Oh, kiss my butt.

What?
I'm a New Yorker now!

Hey!

- [laughs]

- Here we are,
home sweet home!

- Whoa.
- Can you believe it?

- Wait, is this
Justin Theroux's apartment?

- Yes.
How did you know?

- Uh, 'cause I'm looking
at a huge photo of him.

So I hope it is.

- I know it's not
as cozy as back home,

but I did get
to hang a few things

to kind of warm it up.

- Yes, okay,
now it feels like Ohio.

- How are you guys
living here?

- Well, Justin's out of town,
and Streeter represents him.

- He does?
- Yeah, for music.

Oh, which reminds me,
Streeter's coming by

in a second with someone
from the label.

The grind never stops.

- Okay.

Well, if you need us,
we are going to be looking

through every drawer
in this house.

- Yes, each and every one.

- It's good.

- Wait, so he just kept
jerking off?

- Yeah, and staring
directly into my eyes.

Would a straight guy do that?

- Oh, God, Cary, as much as
you want this to be real,

you and Matt are not a thing.

I mean, you haven't even hung
out outside of the apartment.

- Yes, we have.

We arrive home at the same
moment all of the time.

- [chuckles] Okay,
you need to see a therapist.

- You do too.
- Well, I already do.

She's my barista,
but she really helps.

- I'm just gonna
ask Matt out on a date.

He's clearly getting
more comfortable with me.

If we can just hang out
in public together,

he'll see that
he can do this.

- Oh, Debra.

- Wanna get a drink tonight?

Send.

Holy shit.

- Why does Justin Theroux
have a room in his house

that just has a motorcycle
and a sink in it?

[toilet flushes]

This is a toilet.

- Color palette's very
important as well.

- Yes.
- Well, hey, hey, hey.

Brooke.
Gay brother.

- Shuli Kucerac. Chase's
publicist from the label.

Sorry to barge in
while you're settling,

but we have an important
PR opportunity to discuss.

- It was my idea.
- Yeah.

And it's for tonight,
so we have no time to waste.

- I thought of it.

- Shall we sit?
- Yep.

- Oh, everyone's
moving so fast.

I feel like I'm on "Scandal."

Can I get anyone a snack?

I haven't gone
to the store yet,

so I just have
whatever's here.

Would anyone like
a big vitamin?

- Why don't we just send
Chase's assistant out for food?

- Ah, assistant,
yes, yes, yes.

Well, we have not been able
to fill that posish.

- Brookie,
you don't have a job.

You should do it.
- Fuck no!

I mean, no thank you.

- Okay, you know what,
let's just dive in.

Okay, so as you may know,
we at Principle Records

also work with Yendani.

- [gasps] Oh, my God,
I love Yendani.

She's such a hot,
badass feminist.

She reminds me of me.

- Yeah, and I thought--
it was my idea--

since Yendani and Chase
have new albums coming out

in the next couple of months
that they could collaborate.

- Oh, cool.
- On a relationship.

So they start dating tonight.

- I'm sorry, what?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's standing by
to video conference.

Oh, you're gonna love her.
She has 8 million followers.

- [chuckles] I mean,
this is gonna skyrocket Chase

to the next level.

- Oh, Chasey,
your first girlfriend.

- Ew, Mom, no.

- No, Gay Brother, this is how
kids meet these days.

They work at the same label,
and then they fall in love.

- Yeah, get
with the times, dork.

- [laughs] What a dork.

- No, Mom,
this is crazy, okay?

That's a full-on
fake relationship.

When is Matt
gonna text me back?

- Well, I can't wait to meet
her parents, Mr. and Mrs...?

- Oh, she doesn't have
a last name.

I mean, well, she did, but
it's Irish, so we dropped it.

- Oh.
- But look, hey,

this isn't
a done deal, Dubeks.

I told Yendani's team that I'd
vet this family to make sure

I can't find anything
that would hurt her image.

So I need you all
to volunteer

anything that you've done
that could be damaging.

- Okay, well,
I think for me, I'm good.

- Well, we already did a
background check at the label.

This is what we found so far.

[heavy thud]

[dramatic music]

- All right,
everyone take a seat.

- Wait, why does Justin
have a church in his house?

- And why does the cross
have a little foot on it?

- Oh, that's a "T" for Theroux,

because Justin believes
in himself so much.

- Ugh, ew. Can we just go
back down to the living room?

- No, there's a lot
of bad stuff in this binder,

and I don't want Chase to hear.

Now, I want
to start with Cary.

- Great, yes, I've done
a lot of bad things.

Um, when I was 11 years old,

I would get boners in church
because one of the altar boys

was super hot, so I would
just tuck my dick

up into my belt
during communion.

- Cary.
- I know which altar boy.

- And when was in
the eighth grade,

we took a class trip
to Water World,

and I purposefully rode
the log flume

with my friend Kevin's dad
so I could buy

the picture afterwards
and masturbate to it.

- Oh, honey,
did you hear he died?

- I did.

And when I was 23,
I worked at a hotel

and Christopher Meloni
stayed there,

and one day he went
out to the pool,

so I snuck into his room
and smelled his underwear.

But then he returned
to a different room,

so I don't know
whose underwear I smelled.

- Oh, my God.
Cary, let me cut to the chase.

- Ooh, we should
trademark that, my God.

- I meant things
I could find online.

You just described three
private, sad moments.

How would I find those things?

- Oh.

Then...

I'm just kidding.

- You know what, I didn't find
anything bad on you.

- Good.

- You can go do
your little play,

but, Cary, please have sex.

- I'm trying.

- I know something bad
that I did online.

- Good luck, babe.

- Beth Kellogg from church

is always posting photos
of these ducks in her yard.

So one night, I did have
a little glass of wine,

I commented,
"Enough with the ducks,"

and then I unfriended her.

I already had
to change churches,

and now I'm so worried
it's gonna ruin Chase's career.

- Awww, that is absolutely
not in this binder.

- Ah.

- Every single thing in here

is about Brooke.

- Oh.
- Excuse me?

No, my whole thing
is smart, young progressive.

So I don't know what
you think you found,

but...was it my Gchats?

- Nope.
- Oh, then I'm golden.

Come at me.

- You used the word
"retarded" on Twitter

no less than 56 times.

- I mean, are we sure
that was me?

- Your first tweet was,
"Twitter is retarded.

Come at me."

- Ooh.

Well, that was
a long time ago.

Now I'm a social
justice warrior.

People on Twitter
always tell me

I'm a classic white feminist.

- That's not good.

And we deleted that account.
- What?

- I also deleted
photos of you from Halloween

as Terri Schiavo.
- What?

- Okay, I went as
Terri Schiavo before,

and then I happened
to pass out at the party.

- Okay, shall I continue?

- Well, if you
have anything else.

- Let's talk about
your LiveJournal.

- Oh, no.

- What do you mean?

He's our brother.

- Keep your voice down.
He's been through enough.

- He has a right to know.
- No, we have to protect him.

[cell phone buzzes]
That's what family does.

So it's settled.

We decide tomorrow.

- Agreed. Brian?

- No.
- No?

- You think I want to say no?

Like some kind of sick freak?

- Of course not, but--
- But nothing!

We decide the day
after tomorrow.

- And finally,
your Venmo account.

- Okay, what could I have
possibly done wrong on Venmo?

- Every time you pay Cary
for anything,

you write that it's for
"slamming that puss."

- Brooke.
- Well, okay.

That is just sibling humor.

- We deleted
that account too.

- [sighs]
- And that's it.

- Really?
I'm okay?

- Well, karmically, you need
to do some soul searching.

- Yeah.
- Optically, we're fine.

- Okay.
- All right.

Let's call Yendani, people.

- This is gonna be so romantic.

[beep]

- Hi, Yendani.

- Hey, Chase.

- Okay, kids, so tonight

we'll start off
with Instagram live,

and then tomorrow I have you
on the red carpet

for the Hot 97 Summer Jam.

- Oh, my God,
I love Summer Jam.

Okay, one year I got so drunk,
and I went home with this guy,

but I was dating somebody else,

and so I waited until
he was asleep to kiss him.

That way it wasn't cheating.

[laughs]
- That's sexual assault.

- Oh, oh.
No, no, you're confused.

I'm a girl,
and he just wasn't awake.

And I kissed him, so...

- Yeah, no,
that's sexual assault.

- You know, you make
a great point, Yendani,

and we're gonna take a break
and just think about that.

So...

Okay, we're on mute now.

So everybody keep smiling
and don't move your lips,

'cause this is very bad.

- Am I doing it?
Are my lips moving?

- Oh, I gotta get
those pictures.

Who do I gotta suck?
Who do I gotta fuck?

- There are no pictures.

- Did he wake up
and file a report?

- No, he doesn't know.
Like, nobody knows.

- Oh, nobody knows?

Okay, ooh.

- Oh, okay.
- Who gives a shit?

- Okay, we're fine.
We're fine.

- No, we're not fine.

Yendani said it.
I committed sexual assault.

- But no one knows.
- But I know.

And strong, powerful women

like me and Yendani,

we don't do stuff like this.

I have to go tell him.

Someone DVR "Real Housewives
of Atlanta" for me.

- Honey, I don't think
Justin has DVR.

- Damn it.

- This again?
- You left.

Not me, not Todd.

You.
[phone buzzing]

- He just got back
from Afghanistan.

Let him sleep.
- He has a right to know.

- Hello.
- Hey, I need you to leave

so we can stop the show.

- What? Now?
I'm really enjoying it.

- Listen, I have a date.
- Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm on it.

Oh, but you have to work
my shift tomorrow.

I have to break up
with somebody,

and it's gonna take all day.

- Whatever, fine, yes.
Okay.

- We'll decide the day
after tomorrow.

- Yes.
- Ohh! [gasping]

Oh, my God,
something bit me.

Something has bitten me,

and I would love to stay
and watch the rest,

but something bit me,
and so I have to go.

Okay, okay.

- Well, I guess that's it
for the show tonight.

Oh, darn, I'll see
you guys tomorrow.

- Wait, what if we did
this one just for us?

- Eww, no.
- No, Todd.

Go home to your kid.

She's six days old.

- Friends? No.

- I assaulted you.
I assaulted you.

I assault--

- Cookbrooke!
Ahhh!

- What's up, guys?
I'm here with my girl, Yendani,

and I love her so much.

- And we love all you fans
out there.

This is the best night ever.
[cheering]

- Yeah, so I said blinker?
I hardly know her.

[laughter]

- You know what, uh--
you know what's also funny?

Uh, Matt only has, like,
three pairs of socks,

so he's always needing
to wear mine.

He's probably wearing
my socks right now.

Isn't that so funny?
[scattered laughter]

- I mean, he's right.
I am, yeah.

Oh, hey, you guys
want to play Skee-Ball?

- Yeah, let's freaking do it.
- Yeah, let's go.

[rock music]

- And you were sleeping, and...

I kissed you.

- Dope.

- No, Lance.
Not dope.

You didn't give consent.

- It's all good.
I would have.

- Lance, focus, okay?

I'm sorry.

I assaulted you.
That is not okay.

And more importantly,
it's just not who I am.

- Yeah, it is.

Come on, you do crazy shit
like this all the time.

This is classic Brooke.

- Wait, what?

- Ohh.

- "What makes your
relationship so strong?"

- We just respect
each other's needs.

- And each other's work,
including our albums,

which are out later this year.
- Yes, yes, yes.

- Plus, we both love ice cream.

both: Ice cream! Ice cream!

- [sighs]

I asked you out,
just you and me.

What the shit is--

Hey, what's up?

I'm having fun.
This is fun.

- I gotta go piss so hard.
[chuckles]

[urine tinkling]
Whoo-whoo!

[Matt groans]

You wanna get out of here?
- Yes. Yeah.

Finally, yes, yes.

- Party at our place, guys!

[cheering]
BYOB, baby!

- Okay, what else?
What else is Classic Brooke?

- Um, she's hot, she's cool.
- Yes, Classic Brooke.

- She's fun and
she loves to party.

- You know, in moderation.
Sure, Classic Brooke.

- She has always got deodorant
on the outside of her clothing.

- No, that is not
Classic Brooke. Next.

- She doesn't brush her teeth.

- Well, no, not at night.
I wanna go to sleep.

Next.
- She lies for fun.

She steals from Starbucks.
She never drinks water.

She falls asleep during plays.
- Okay, no, no, no, no.

I don't--no.
I want to stop.

Let's just stop.

- Brooke Who's Talking,
are you okay?

- I don't know.

I don't know what I am.

How are you?

- I'm pretty good.
- Yeah?

- I left the Foot Locker.

- You did?
- Yeah.

I got this amazing job
at this new startup,

and I have a new shoe idea.

Okay, it's like
a regular shoe,

but it has this little
baby drawer in the sole

that you can put
all of your change in.

- So you just, like, hear coins
when you walk around?

- Hell, yeah. It's like
how everybody's always talking

about how they want to look
like a million bucks.

But now you can also
sound like a dollar.

- Wow.
That's a great idea, Lance.

- You know, being single
has kind of given me

this opportunity to really
concentrate on myself

and move forward.

- Well, that's cool.

Yeah, I'm--
I'm moving forward too.

You know, I--
I didn't want to brag,

but I'm, uh, I'm living in SoHo
at Justin Theroux's house.

- "Lego Ninjago!"
- Yeah.

- Are you kidding?
- Yeah.

And I got a job
as an assistant

for a really famous singer,
so, you know,

I'm just, like, working
all the time,

being responsible.

I'm just--
I'm being Classic Brooke.

So anyway, I gotta go.

- What, you don't wanna
stay and hang out?

- I can't, Lance.
I'm a businesswoman now.

- I'm watching
"Real Housewives of Atlanta."

- Damn it.

[laughter]
- Right?

- Oh, yo, should
I fire up the Wii?

- Hell yeah, I don't
have work tomorrow.

- Yeah, baby!
- All night!

Cakes and eggs!

You guys can sleep over too,
you know?

Cary's room,
the couch, whatever.

Oh, yeah, we got taquitos.
- Oh, no!

[thud]
Ow.

Oh! Ow!

Oh! Ah!

Ow, ow, ow.

- Yo, bro, you all right?

- Oh, yeah, now--
- Jeez.

- I didn't mean to hit my face.
I mean, ow, ow.

- Hey, guys,
think you better bounce.

I gotta take care
of my roomie here.

- I think you guys
should bounce.

Yeah, I am so sorry.

Oh, I know, I know.
Next time.

Yeah, oh, yeah.

- Come on, just give me
all your weight.

- Okay.

- Oh, boy, you are light.
You're like my sister.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Holy shit.

- Oh, honey, can you please
turn off the lights?

- Mom?

Why are you sleeping
by a pool?

- Justin only has one bedroom,

but three saunas.

Oh, well, you gotta
try new things,

and this is my year of yes.

- Yeah, you keep saying that.

Oh, how was Chase's
big date?

- They broke up.
- No.

- Yendani got an offer

to start dating
Millie Bobby Brown tomorrow.

- What about Chase?
- He's gonna wear glasses.

Shuli's calling it
Glasses Saturday.

- No, I mean, is he okay?

- Oh, I'm sure he's fine.

That's just how the kids
date these days.

- Okay.

Well, I just wanted
to let you know

that I've decided
to be Chase's assistant.

- Oh, Brookie and Chasey.

- Yeah, but only until
I figure out what it is

that I really want to do.

Also, I'm gonna crash here.

- Yay, roomies!
- Okay, just for now.

So I guess I'll

find a place to sleep.

- I know, I should get
some shut-eye, too.

I have so many meetings
this week.

- With who?
- Oh, anyone that wants one.

- [chuckles]
Okay.

Good night, Mom.

- Good night.

I'm so happy you're home,
Brookie.

[gentle music]

♪

- [sighs]
Perfect.

- How you doing, buddy?

- I'm all right, thanks.

- Here you go.

Weird, I am so hard
right now.

[chuckles]

Oh, whoa, whoa.

Don't wanna hurt your lip.

But I guess you could, uh...

♪

both: This is good.
I like this.

- 'Sup, fam?
Just thought we owed it to you

to explain what happened.

- Sometimes two people
can love each other

and still not be right
for each other.

But I'll always
love ChaseDreams.

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