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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:35,634 - Fuck! 2 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:37,770 The gate. 3 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,506 Oh, fuck, we're cornered. 4 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,708 Get in the fuckin' truck. 5 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,502 - Right, boys. 6 00:00:53,503 --> 00:00:54,552 I think this is it! 7 00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:55,602 - What do you mean, this is it? 8 00:00:55,603 --> 00:00:56,652 How the fuck did this happen? 9 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,405 - Sergeant Spitter. 10 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,505 - What's up, Darcy? 11 00:01:14,506 --> 00:01:15,605 I'm just confirming our deal. 12 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,165 You ready? 13 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,722 - Yeah, we're set for this shit to go down. 14 00:01:18,723 --> 00:01:20,279 - All right, I'll text ya my guy's number. 15 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,414 Contact him in two days. 16 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,384 - Yup, got it. 17 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,394 - Oh, shit. 18 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:36,595 Who the fuck? 19 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,381 Hello? 20 00:01:39,382 --> 00:01:40,498 - What's up, Outlaw? 21 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,434 - What's crackin', Darcy? 22 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,368 How's everything goin' over there in commiefornia. 23 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,772 - Oh yeah, we're good over here, buddy. 24 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,675 - Hey, you don't mind, like to eat tonight. 25 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,643 - You just ate an entire bag of Doritos. 26 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,462 - So, I'm on a diet. 27 00:01:53,463 --> 00:01:55,280 It's called the fuck you and feed me diet. 28 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,316 I've already gained 20 pounds. 29 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,251 - Everything all right over there? 30 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,031 - Yeah. 31 00:02:01,032 --> 00:02:02,810 Everything's good over here man, just, 32 00:02:02,811 --> 00:02:04,589 trying to get some huntin' in before the season closes. 33 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,125 Gotta feed fat boy somehow. 34 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,660 - Yeah, I gotta deal for us, big money. 35 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,597 I'm gonna need you down at the shop tomorrow, two p.m. 36 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,232 You down? 37 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,533 - No shit? 38 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:15,868 All right, yeah, I'll be there. 39 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,169 - Roger. 40 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,737 I'll see ya then. 41 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,189 - You gonna try and tell me 42 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,640 there's no such thing as a fifth meal? 43 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,408 You made up some major problems. 44 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,244 - There is no such thing as a fifth meal. 45 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,745 Literally fat people make it a thing 46 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,547 so they had an excuse to overeat. 47 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,820 - Son of a dick! 48 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,628 - Hey now. 49 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,962 - Bag on that fool, dude. 50 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,296 - T-bag him, dude, T-bag him. 51 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,165 - Spent. 52 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,167 Oh, hold on. 53 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,587 Yo, what up, Darcy? 54 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,472 Is there a reason your beautiful face is callin' us 55 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,240 while we're hard at work? 56 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,376 - Yo, Darcy, where you at, man? 57 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,594 Come over. 58 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,811 We're getting high as fuck. 59 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,180 - Baby. 60 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,548 - I have more important shit to do 61 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:03,916 than play games and get high all day 62 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,284 like you two fuckin' life wasters. 63 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,419 - Hey, it's a great career choice, bro. 64 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,221 - Tits, money. 65 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,678 - Listen, fucksticks. 66 00:03:10,679 --> 00:03:12,134 I need you both to get off your asses 67 00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:13,590 and come to the shop tomorrow, two p.m. 68 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,661 - Yeah, for sure dude, is everything okay? 69 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:16,695 - Everything is fine. 70 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,363 I just talked to Outlaw. 71 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,498 He'll be there, too. 72 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:20,632 - Oh, shit, sick dude. 73 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,084 - Cool, dude. 74 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:23,535 We'll see ya tomorrow. 75 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,676 - Big money. 76 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,479 Hey, hey! 77 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,646 - Hey, what's up guys? 78 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,515 - What are you doin', dude? 79 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:37,916 - I ain't seen y'all in a while. 80 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,419 - How you doin' man? 81 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,254 - So, you guys know what's goin' on? 82 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,989 - Ah, once he get off this conference call, 83 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:44,856 find out pretty quick. 84 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,245 - Yeah. 85 00:03:46,246 --> 00:03:47,633 - Better hurry the fuck up, dude. 86 00:03:47,634 --> 00:03:49,021 I'm hungry. 87 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:50,409 - 'Course he is. 88 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,797 - By the way, how's huntin' Bambi goin', asshole? 89 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,732 You're a real dirty human being, you know that? 90 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,267 - What the fuck is wrong with you, Jesse? 91 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,937 You take your medication today? 92 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,606 - Hey, my medication is my daily dose of cholesterol. 93 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,642 I need to eat. 94 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,810 - Hey, this is gonna be the shit, whatever it is. 95 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:06,678 - Hey guys. 96 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,002 How you doin'. 97 00:04:08,003 --> 00:04:09,325 - Hey, what's up? 98 00:04:09,326 --> 00:04:10,648 - Darcy just got off the phone, and he's ready for you now. 99 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,667 - Okay. 100 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:12,684 - Have fun on your trip. 101 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:13,669 - Trip? 102 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,653 - What kinda trip? 103 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,654 - Trip? 104 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:20,859 Darco! 105 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,152 - Hey! 106 00:04:22,153 --> 00:04:23,444 - Hey, man! 107 00:04:23,445 --> 00:04:24,736 - What's up, boys? 108 00:04:24,737 --> 00:04:26,028 - How's it goin', dude? 109 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,032 'Sup, dude? 110 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,000 What's goin' on, man? 111 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:29,057 - 'Sup, man? 112 00:04:29,058 --> 00:04:30,113 - How you doin'? 113 00:04:30,114 --> 00:04:31,169 - How was your flight? 114 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,225 Run into any weirdos beside Jesse? 115 00:04:33,282 --> 00:04:34,337 - It was all right, man. 116 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,474 So, tell us. 117 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,610 What's up with this deal you got? 118 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,746 - Well, I think this is our big break, boys. 119 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,648 I been in contact with some big league guys 120 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,449 about a huge shipment of tobacco. 121 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,386 Talking potentially millions every year. 122 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,788 Sell that shit on our website. 123 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,456 - So, these guys, 124 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,892 who do they distribute for? 125 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,360 - Well, they didn't give me any names, 126 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,546 which is fine by me, 127 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,731 especially for 150,000 cans of dip for only 100K. 128 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,099 - Dude! 129 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,466 That's like, 70 cents a can. 130 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,969 That's a shit ton of dip. 131 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,505 - Order it now, next delivery that shit. 132 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,207 They got drones now. 133 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,908 - It close enough for us to check it out today? 134 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,977 'Cause I wanna flog that shit. 135 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,679 - Well, that's the thing. 136 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,380 The dealer's in Kentucky and he definitely 137 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:17,081 won't ship it to us, least not the first time around. 138 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,817 So, we'll have to drive across the country, 139 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,485 pick that shit up. 140 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,821 Pretty simple plan, if you ask me. 141 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:27,025 Besides, what's the worse that can happen? 142 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,628 - Why do in the hell do we have to drive across the country? 143 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,830 - Yeah, why don't we just rent a truck? 144 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,398 Maybe a big yellow one. 145 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,670 - Well, I can't get a driver 'til next week 146 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,905 and this deal needs to go down in the next four days. 147 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,474 Second of all, you guys are my boys. 148 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,943 Lastly, I think we need to disconnect ourselves 149 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,411 from the negative bullshit goin' on in this world right now. 150 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:50,582 Plus, little R and R won't be so bad. 151 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,483 - What are we rolling in? 152 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,602 The truck? 153 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,720 - Nope, we're goin' in that thing out there. 154 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,722 - What? 155 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,361 Oh my God, dude. 156 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,396 You can't be serious. 157 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,665 That was a hobo's outhouse. 158 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,667 At least tell me it's stocked with snacks. 159 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,080 - No snacks. 160 00:06:10,081 --> 00:06:11,492 - Where the fuck did you even get that thing? 161 00:06:11,493 --> 00:06:12,904 - Hey man, don't bag on it 'til you ride it. 162 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,340 That thing runs like a champ. 163 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:17,775 - So, you're tellin' me we gotta pack our shit up, 164 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,611 leave everything behind, 165 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,513 drive halfway across the country 166 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,582 to some dude who doesn't even like names 167 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:27,853 and then pick up 150,000 cans of dip to sell for profit? 168 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,554 - And, no snacks. 169 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,922 - And no snacks. 170 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,494 I'm with it. 171 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,561 - I'm down. 172 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,731 - Oh damn, road trip? 173 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,601 - Let go of your cocks, pack your socks, boys. 174 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,136 We're goin' on a dip run. 175 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,548 ♪ Flyin' down a backroad feelin' like a renegade ♪ 176 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,683 ♪ Hee renegade uh woo ♪ 177 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,153 ♪ Can't stop won't stop 'til I get paid ♪ 178 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,588 ♪ 'T-t-til I, 'til I get paid ♪ 179 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,925 ♪ Flyin' down a backroad better get me water mode ♪ 180 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,344 ♪ Gimme water mode ♪ 181 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,762 ♪ Backwoods paid while these yuppies in the shade ♪ 182 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,166 ♪ Damn it feels good to be a Renegade ♪ 183 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,535 ♪ Long horse in the house mothertrucker ♪ 184 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,969 ♪ Don't need nobody else except your girl ♪ 185 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,721 ♪ I'll make her pucker ♪ 186 00:07:19,722 --> 00:07:21,472 ♪ Everybody's on my back and copyin' my rebel ways ♪ 187 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,475 ♪ Brush 'em off like fire ants ♪ 188 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,793 ♪ Continue driftin' state to state ♪ 189 00:07:24,794 --> 00:07:26,110 ♪ Oh you can't relate, well take this bait and wait ♪ 190 00:07:26,111 --> 00:07:27,427 ♪ Sit up at the lake and fish ♪ 191 00:07:27,428 --> 00:07:28,744 ♪ While I teach you 'bout these traits ♪ 192 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,505 ♪ Gonna blaze my own trail ♪ 193 00:07:30,506 --> 00:07:32,262 ♪ I might end up in jail ♪ 194 00:07:32,263 --> 00:07:34,019 ♪ Least I will be happy while these stubbies stayin' stale ♪ 195 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:36,622 ♪ I'm lookin' in the rearview at a lost cause ♪ 196 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,224 ♪ Get your shit together and always strive for the applause ♪ 197 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,593 ♪ You see I am a drifter, government resistor ♪ 198 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,961 ♪ Walk these dusty roads and hear that southern wind whisper ♪ 199 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,765 ♪ Don't you see mister my feet got blisters ♪ 200 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,067 ♪ I'm doin' it my own way, don't need no babysitter ♪ 201 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,636 ♪ This my way of life, when I get 'em paid ♪ 202 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,172 ♪ Put it on my tombstone here lies a renegade ♪ 203 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,542 ♪ Flyin' down a backroad feelin' like a renegade ♪ 204 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,144 ♪ Renegade ♪ 205 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,080 ♪ Can't stop won't stop 'til I get paid ♪ 206 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,115 ♪ 'T-t-til I, 'til I get paid ♪ 207 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,519 ♪ Flyin' down a backroad better get me water mode ♪ 208 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,855 ♪ Gimme water mode ♪ 209 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,190 ♪ Backwoods paid while these yuppies in the shade ♪ 210 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,960 ♪ Damn it feels good to be a renegade ♪ 211 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:32,644 - God. 212 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,979 This is boring. 213 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:40,252 Where in the fuck did we get hot dogs? 214 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:42,187 - Man, how long do we have 'til Kentucky? 215 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,624 - GPS says we got a couple days, bitches. 216 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,926 Suggest you try meditating. 217 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,828 - And why can't we turn on the radio? 218 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,263 - Maybe we should just take this time 219 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:52,931 to appreciate each other's company? 220 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,866 - 'Preciate this, dick. 221 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,168 - Hey, I know what we can do. 222 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:01,706 We got a whole case of 90 proof American made bourbon, baby. 223 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,807 - Holy shit, dude. 224 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,109 Is that America Barrels bourbon? 225 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,711 - Mmm-hmm. 226 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,312 - Last time I drank this, I felt like George Washington 227 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,913 flying a bald eagle over Mt. Rushmore 228 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,582 waving at myself. 229 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,884 And no hangover, either. 230 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,808 - Hmm. 231 00:09:13,809 --> 00:09:14,731 - Well, saddle up, cowboy. 232 00:09:14,732 --> 00:09:15,654 Let's drink. 233 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,122 - Let's do it! 234 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,970 - Ah, shit boys. 235 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,171 Check it out. 236 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,374 Gonna have to take a detour. 237 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,042 - Oh, hell ya, dude. 238 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,311 But wait, don't we gotta go to Kentucky first? 239 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,346 Why not just hit it up on the way back? 240 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:52,050 - Chris, we gotta hit up the Culche Club, dude. 241 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,985 - Damn, you're right. 242 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,054 - What's the Culche Club? 243 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,056 - What? 244 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,196 Oh, yeah. 245 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:07,899 Oh. 246 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,237 - God bless America. 247 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,340 - Hey, boys. 248 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,207 - Hey. 249 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,175 - Hey. 250 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,142 - You like what you see? 251 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,378 Yes. 252 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,949 - Hey guys, what can I get y'all to drink? 253 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,017 - A round of beers'll do. 254 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,752 - 14. 255 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,754 - Guys, put your hands together 256 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,157 for the lovely Skittles. 257 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,192 Skittles is comin' back for two more 258 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,261 hurricane daring songs. 259 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,030 Right there on that center stage. 260 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,157 Hey, hey, hey. 261 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,892 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, 262 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,461 to the world-famous Culche Club. 263 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:48,066 I'm your host, D.J. MGP on the ones and twos 264 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,969 tonight baby girls, so take a seat, 265 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:55,039 grab a drink and get ready to see some hot ass. 266 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,013 - Oh, what the fuck? 267 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,516 - You want, you wanna, 268 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,350 feel me up? 269 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,852 - Hell, no! 270 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,922 You are not getting the drop on me! 271 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,194 Hey! 272 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,529 They got dicks! 273 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,864 - What the fuck are you talking about? 274 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,432 - The dancers! 275 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,036 - What the fuck? 276 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,571 - What the dick? 277 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,973 Where the fuck did you guys take me? 278 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,426 - Okay, relax. 279 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,878 Let's just calmly leave this place, now. 280 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,249 - You boys ready to have some fun? 281 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,384 - No, I think we're gonna call it a night. 282 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,320 - You guys ain't goin' nowhere. 283 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,021 - We know you got some money. 284 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,958 You ain't leavin' 'til you spend it on us. 285 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,492 And guess what? 286 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,894 I'm pitchin'. 287 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,229 - But I don't play baseball. 288 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,680 - Hey, fuck you. 289 00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,130 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 290 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,602 Get him off me, get him off me! 291 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,139 - Guys come on, there's a back door back here. 292 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,076 - Ooh, did I just hear someone say back door? 293 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:38,994 - Yes, I did. 294 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,379 - Go go go! 295 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,984 - Man, we just had crazy night. 296 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,519 Check this out. 297 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,053 Jesse got tranny piss all over him. 298 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,989 Chris got cock slapped and Darcy 299 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,590 well, you know how Darcy is. 300 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,058 - Hey, tell 'em what you were into 301 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,159 before all that happened. 302 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,661 - Well, uh, 303 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,046 hey, crazy shit's going down, so, 304 00:14:58,047 --> 00:14:59,430 we're gonna pack it in for the night, 305 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,367 but catch ya on the next venture. 306 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,460 What the hell just happened? 307 00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:08,717 Jesse, you said the place was legit. 308 00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,974 - Culche's never like that, man, but it is 2018 now. 309 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,410 - Dude, I never said shit. 310 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,912 I went and took a piss and damn near 311 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,046 got raped by a tranny. 312 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,484 - Hello? 313 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,252 Hey, what's up? 314 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,921 Roger that. 315 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,390 I'll see ya in about an hour. 316 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,826 - Dude, when I saw that dick shadow, 317 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,494 I was trying not to stare, unlike Darcy. 318 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,131 - Fuck you! 319 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,334 So, I just got word of some fast cash, boys. 320 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,936 There's an underground poker game happening 321 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,270 in about an hour. 322 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,438 We're going. 323 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,040 - What the hell? 324 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,641 After all this shit went down, 325 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,242 you wanna go to an underground poker game? 326 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,644 - I ain't doin' shit. 327 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,146 - I'm with them, dude. 328 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,647 I ain't doin' shit. 329 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,148 - So, there's no way to talk you into it, huh boys? 330 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,150 - Nope. 331 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,297 - Nothin'. 332 00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,443 - Well, I guess I'm gonna have to enjoy those free drinks 333 00:15:56,444 --> 00:15:58,589 served up by beautiful women all by myself. 334 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,338 All right, try and act normal in this place. 335 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,239 I hear these guys are some serious dudes. 336 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,442 - Hey, you focus on making money. 337 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,977 We'll focus on bein' normal. 338 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,545 - Fuck normal, this is Vegas. 339 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,313 Let's just pretend that we're gambling 340 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,614 and they'll keep giving us free drinks. 341 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,617 - Oh, let's get hammered. 342 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,622 - Hey, Darcy. 343 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,258 Good to see you again. 344 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,293 You ready? 345 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,228 - Yeah, I'm good, Cal. 346 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,162 We're all kinda countin' on this. 347 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,631 There's a deal I'm into. 348 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,201 Boys don't know, but I'm short about 50K. 349 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,402 - Relax. 350 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,070 You got my money? 351 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,272 Nice. 352 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,274 You're all set. 353 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,110 Wait 'til around two a.m. 354 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,478 That's usually the time these high-rollers 355 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,414 wanna go home, they'll go all in. 356 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150 You're playin' with a whale tonight. 357 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,220 He hates to fold, like last time. 358 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,390 Gimme the sign and I'll create a distraction, 359 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:09,227 switch out them cards on the table real quick, 360 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,496 they'll be a couple of aces waitin' for ya. 361 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,797 - Roger that. 362 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,731 - All right. 363 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,266 Go get 'em boy. 364 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,217 - Hundreds. 365 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,318 Five hundreds. 366 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,319 Thousands. 367 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,551 - You win some, you lose some. 368 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,475 - You might wanna fold on this one, buddy. 369 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,143 - I'm committed 370 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,613 and if that was your play to get me to fold 371 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,449 by throwing all that money, 372 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,118 well, guess what? 373 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,424 - Go all in, I'm tired. 374 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,426 - Do not go all in. 375 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,427 - Oh, just go all in, pussy. 376 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,268 - I'll call. 377 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:02,807 And since you're so committed, how 'bout another 30K? 378 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,913 I'm all in. 379 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,581 It's okay, you can fold. 380 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,184 You win some, you lose some. 381 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,622 - If you only knew. 382 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,326 I'm all in. 383 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,193 - Did he just sink 30K? 384 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,662 - That our fuckin' dip deal money, asshole? 385 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,632 - Don't worry boys, this guy don't have shit. 386 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,503 Fuck! 387 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,607 What the fuck, asshole? 388 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,543 - Well, this is one for you to go all in on, 389 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,844 but not for you to win on. 390 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,711 - You fucked us! 391 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,246 - Go home, kid. 392 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,918 - Welcome to Vegas, boys. 393 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,886 Hope to see ya back real soon. 394 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,296 - Wait, wait, wait. 395 00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:51,705 We need that money. 396 00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,114 - It's time for you boys to go. 397 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,807 - What the hell just happened? 398 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,710 Was that our damn dip deal money? 399 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,712 Fuckin' answer the question, mother fucker. 400 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,514 - Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to? 401 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,683 You fucks told me to go all in. 402 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,751 - We didn't know it was gonna be the money from the deal. 403 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,287 We thought it was just a friendly game, asshole. 404 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,323 - All right, shit. 405 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,025 Calm the hell down. 406 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,726 Let's just go grab a beer somewhere. 407 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,727 I can fix this. 408 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,362 - We just lost 100K. 409 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,464 How are you going to fix this? 410 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,932 - I can fix this. 411 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,914 - Yeah, I'll have another. 412 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,652 Hey guys, checkin' in. 413 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,654 Oh, we got some problems with this deal, 414 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,856 and I reckon this dude's handlin' it. 415 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,324 - Not now. 416 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,104 - I guess it's just us guys. 417 00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,883 We're sittin' at the bar havin' a couple brews. 418 00:21:03,884 --> 00:21:05,662 'Bout to head home, 'cause this journey's about over, 419 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,366 so I reckon catch ya on the next one. 420 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,367 Holler. 421 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,338 What the hell are we gonna do? 422 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,990 - I don't know, man. 423 00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:17,641 Hopefully, this dumbass'll figure somethin' out. 424 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,876 Soon. 425 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,689 - I hope so. 426 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,501 'Cause losing out on this deal 427 00:21:22,502 --> 00:21:24,313 is losing out on a lot more than 100K. 428 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,954 - So, Vegas got the best of ya, huh? 429 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,390 I'm sorry, I couldn't help but overhear 430 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,859 that you guys lost some money. 431 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,927 Ah, happens to the best of us. 432 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,929 It happens to everybody at least 433 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,564 once in a lifetime, right? 434 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,401 For some others, more frequently. 435 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,804 - Yeah, more frequently would be our dumbasses. 436 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,673 - Let me guess, you lost some money 437 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:52,677 at a high stakes after-hours place down the street 438 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,712 called the Golden Hole. 439 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,448 - Wait, what did you just say? 440 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,584 Who the fuck are you? 441 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:00,851 - Yeah, who the hell are you? 442 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,486 You can't just be imposing on peoples' 443 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,022 misfortunes like that, bitch. 444 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,693 - If you're with a casino, we got nothin' to give you, man. 445 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,494 We lost everything. 446 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,864 - Talkin' 'bout the 100 grand. 447 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,600 I'm not interested in your money. 448 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,436 - How the fuck did you know about that? 449 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,037 - 'Cause it's been the same hustle for years. 450 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,840 They lure you in, they take their money, 451 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,909 they spit ya out. 452 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:25,910 But um, 453 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,949 if you're interested, I may know of a way 454 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,385 to help you guys get your money back. 455 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,620 - Why the fuck would we trust a douche bag at a bar 456 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,622 to get our money back? 457 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:44,128 - Well, because like you, I also believe 458 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,797 in the American dream, Darcy. 459 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,469 - How the fuck did you know my name? 460 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:55,072 - I know a lot of things and one of them 461 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,808 is how to get your money back. 462 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,045 - All right, random man who knows everyone's names. 463 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,147 How the hell do we get our money back 464 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:07,151 and what the fuck do you want in return? 465 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,986 'Cause I believe in the American dream 466 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,655 and eagles and shit, but why the fuck 467 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,657 are you helping us, again? 468 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,860 'Cause even though I'm drunk, I can still smell 469 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,062 shit a mile away. 470 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:21,031 - And he's good at smellin' shit. 471 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,166 But I agree. 472 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,569 - This smells funny to me. 473 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,904 I think we need to pack our shit up 474 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,806 and go the fuck home. 475 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,925 - Wait, wait. 476 00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,043 Let's just hear this guy out for a second. 477 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,846 - Well if you are interested in hearing me out, 478 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,115 why don't we find some place 479 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,185 a little more private to talk, huh? 480 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:45,907 All right. 481 00:23:45,908 --> 00:23:47,658 So I've been planning this for a while. 482 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,160 I've just been looking for a crew to help me out 483 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,945 and I've been watching you guys all night 484 00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:52,729 at the casino, and I think you might be the right team 485 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,376 for the job. 486 00:23:54,377 --> 00:23:56,021 But we're gonna have to move fast 487 00:23:56,022 --> 00:23:57,666 before they move the cash. 488 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,670 - All right, you got our attention. 489 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,671 - Ah shit. 490 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,943 - Hey, enough crosstalk, okay? 491 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,480 Now as I was saying, these guys have been at it 492 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,515 for a long time now. 493 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:13,818 And they actually recently took me for about 250 grand 494 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,787 so needless to say, I'm eager to get back at them. 495 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,722 - 250 freaking grand? 496 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,524 You have a problem? 497 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,826 I lose 20 dollars and I'm out. 498 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,961 - Pipe down, John Candy. 499 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,064 Now I know you guys are just average Joes 500 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,700 but if you're able to follow simple instructions 501 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,502 you should be just fine. 502 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:34,004 You just gotta know your rights from your lefts. 503 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:37,074 Hey, put down the fucking Instabook! 504 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,478 Your fans aren't gonna be able to help you out there. 505 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,581 Guys, you're gonna run into some serious shit out there, 506 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,149 some gangster type characters, 507 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,184 automatic weapons and whatnot. 508 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,653 So it would behoove you to pay attention. 509 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,689 - Automatic weapons, what the hell? 510 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,691 I can't believe we're listening to this bullshit! 511 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:54,692 We have nothing. 512 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:55,943 - Yeah, he's right. 513 00:24:55,944 --> 00:24:57,193 - Well the way I look at it is, 514 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,864 what have you got to lose, huh? 515 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,032 And I have the perfect route, okay? 516 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,735 I know this place like the back of my hand. 517 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,538 There's gonna be some guys here, here and here. 518 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,707 But if you keep on a steady path, 519 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,875 about a half hour to an hour, everything's gonna loosen up 520 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:14,111 for you guys and you'll have a steady track 521 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:18,582 nice and clear all the way to Grand Central. 522 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:21,252 - That's a lot of fucking firepower. 523 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,187 How are we supposed to get through that. 524 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,190 And what the hell is Grand Central? 525 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,125 - It's where your money is. 526 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,227 Just keep the questions until the end, okay? 527 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:33,097 Let me just tell you the plan first. 528 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,232 I'm gonna drop you guys off right here 529 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,668 at the south end of the warehouse. 530 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,103 Now once you guys get into position 531 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,771 at the employees only door, 532 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,240 you're gonna be on your own from there. 533 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,809 - How do we know which one is the employees only door? 534 00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,778 - It'll say employees only, dumbass. 535 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:48,979 - Oh, gotcha. 536 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:53,918 - Outlaw, here's the keycode to the security door. 537 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,055 Now inside, you're gonna use this aerosol device 538 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:01,225 to reveal the security lasers. 539 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,327 You fail at that, the place is gonna light up 540 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,829 like Rockefeller Center, all right? 541 00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:08,999 Now once you disable that sensor, you guys are clear 542 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,201 to open the door. 543 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:14,572 Now I'll be watching you guys over here. 544 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,173 Now once you're in the clear, you're gonna be able 545 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,109 to make your move. 546 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,044 You're gonna need to file down the hallway 547 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,312 and you're gonna need to do it quick. 548 00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:24,048 Remember, 30 minutes to an hour 549 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,950 is all the time you've got, 550 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:27,851 so you don't have a lot of play room here. 551 00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:30,254 So you're gonna move fast and quick, 552 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,990 but most of all, quiet. 553 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,592 Got it? 554 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,226 You guys following so far? 555 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,227 All right. 556 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,143 - Go. 557 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,863 - No men left on base 558 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,998 after eight more steals. 559 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,812 - I hate being fat. 560 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,181 Sorry, sorry. 561 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,066 Oh. 562 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,067 Oh shit! 563 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,020 I pissed! 564 00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:27,705 - Hey dude, you just pissed your pants? 565 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,840 - What the fuck, Jessie? 566 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:38,982 - Stop. 567 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,151 Stop! 568 00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:43,319 - Fucking smells like fucking lead! 569 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,987 - You shut the fuck up, piss boy. 570 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,072 Take your fucking shoes off or something. 571 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,208 Hurry up dude, hurry up. 572 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,346 - Shh, are you ready? 573 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,314 Okay. 574 00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,797 - Fucking asshole. 575 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:27,665 Oh my god. 576 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,532 - On my fucking fingers, dude. 577 00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,767 - Sorry man. 578 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,001 - Shut the fuck up! 579 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,269 You're gonna get us fucking killed! 580 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,837 - Fuck you, asswad. 581 00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:34,505 My pants are soaked with piss 582 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,140 and I'm chafing. 583 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:40,477 - Guys. 584 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,345 Guys! 585 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,279 Dumbasses! 586 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,547 - Piss in my-- 587 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,416 - Shit. 588 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:49,153 - What the hell are you guys doing? 589 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,922 Who let you fucknuts in here? 590 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,991 - We're gonna get to the bottom of it. 591 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,793 Don't fucking move. 592 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,228 Johnny, come here. 593 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,333 - Shit what happened? 594 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,803 - Holy shit, what the fuck dude? 595 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,071 I thought you were gonna take care of these guys. 596 00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,523 - I did, didn't I? 597 00:30:09,524 --> 00:30:10,974 - So you used us as a distraction? 598 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,376 - Yeah, sorry about that. 599 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,844 I had to figure out their weight 600 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,112 for the tranq darts. 601 00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,379 I didn't wanna kill them. 602 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,515 So let's go inside, see what we got. 603 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,086 - Dammit. 604 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,489 Fucking dick. 605 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,291 - Okay, here we go. 606 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,460 I believe this is yours. 607 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,965 Go ahead and put it in a nice little suitcase here for you. 608 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:38,302 And you guys will be on your merry way. 609 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:42,840 There you go. 610 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:44,692 - Well shit, man. 611 00:30:44,693 --> 00:30:46,543 It's definitely a fucking challenge. 612 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,178 - What happened to your shoes? 613 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,014 - Peabody here pissed his pants. 614 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,085 - All right, all right. 615 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,820 Why don't you guys get the hell out of here 616 00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:58,554 and I'll take care of the other guys, all right? 617 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,490 - Thanks, man. 618 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:01,992 Here's my card. 619 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,444 Hit me up sometime. 620 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,895 Maybe we can repay you for helping us out. 621 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,030 - Well it's my pleasure, believe me 622 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,866 and I'm sure our paths will cross again 623 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,668 in a future day, you know. 624 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,469 The universe is mysterious and all that. 625 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:13,337 - Thanks again, man. 626 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:14,688 - Sure. 627 00:31:14,689 --> 00:31:16,038 - I didn't catch your name. 628 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,040 - Susan. 629 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,078 No names, get the fuck out of here! 630 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,949 ♪ Face reality, so I just reminiscence about ♪ 631 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:31,088 ♪ The good times, yeah ♪ 632 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,057 ♪ I'm sitting, countin' marys in a motel ♪ 633 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,093 - You know, at the end, 634 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:38,528 when we were on our fucking knees, 635 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,530 I thought we were done for, boys. 636 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,432 - That was some serious shit, dude. 637 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,468 Craziest thing I've ever done in my life. 638 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:48,272 I never felt that close to death before today. 639 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,607 - I've never smelled piss that bad before. 640 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,959 - Oh yeah? 641 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,310 How's them fingers doing, bitch? 642 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,495 - Fuck you. 643 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:55,679 Are we gonna start drinking or what? 644 00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:57,915 Hand me the bottle! 645 00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,583 - Let's get the hell out of dodge first. 646 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,119 - Shit, that ain't stopping me. 647 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,353 - Well that's great for you. 648 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,223 I still got to drive this bitch. 649 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,459 - Hey, you guys want to do something crazy? 650 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,879 - Shit dude, we just did. 651 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,298 - Why don't we pick up a hitchhiker to drive the RV for us 652 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,933 so we could party? 653 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,251 - What? 654 00:32:17,252 --> 00:32:18,568 - I don't know about that. 655 00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:19,885 You really wanna trust a stranger? 656 00:32:19,886 --> 00:32:21,202 - Come on guys, we're on a once in a lifetime dip run 657 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:23,340 and we're already a little bit behind schedule. 658 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,475 - Well, this thing is pretty easy to drive 659 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:27,945 and it would be a good idea to have a driver. 660 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:30,113 Screw it, let's find someone. 661 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,215 Keep your eyes peeled. 662 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:32,316 - Won't be long on this road. 663 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:34,451 I've already seen a few. 664 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,157 Oh, hold on, wait. 665 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,893 Right here, there's a dude. 666 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,628 Man I told you guys, there's hitchhikers everywhere! 667 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,041 - What's up, guys? 668 00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,475 It's your boy Big Rob here. 669 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,278 Thanks for stopping, I've been on this road 670 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,246 for two days looking for someone 671 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,248 to pick my fat ass up. 672 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,518 - Where are you headed, Big Wob? 673 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,587 - I heard Hawaii's a great place to rock 674 00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:12,155 from time to time. 675 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,113 - Wait a minute. 676 00:33:14,114 --> 00:33:16,070 You're hitchhiking to Hawaii, Big Rob? 677 00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:18,027 - Yeah, my coworkers told me keep walking on this road 678 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,330 and I can't miss it. 679 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,400 - First of all, Hawaii is a fucking island. 680 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:26,536 Second of all, your coworkers don't like you. 681 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:29,639 And thirdly, get the fuck out of my RV! 682 00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:32,042 - Fuck you guys, and I find other bitches 683 00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:34,244 who'll schnob on my knob. 684 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,648 - Holy shit, you see the udders on that guy? 685 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,650 Man, fuck him, we'll find another hitchhiker 686 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,252 down the road, keep driving. 687 00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:45,322 - What a weirdo, walking to Hawaii? 688 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,357 Inbreeding is dangerous. 689 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,475 - I heard that. 690 00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:49,592 You guys hear that voice? 691 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,461 Schnob on my nob. 692 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,269 - Oh shit, wait, here we go. 693 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,471 Here we go. 694 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,672 - Hold on bitches, I'm pulling over. 695 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,794 - Hey what's up, girl, need a ride? 696 00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:26,230 - Fuck! 697 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,665 Yeah, I've been waiting for a ride, all, shit buff, day! 698 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:29,766 I'm sorry. 699 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,635 I don't know what happened. 700 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:33,303 - You all right, you want some water? 701 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,805 - Yeah, I just have Tourette's. 702 00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:37,240 It's only bad when I'm nervous. 703 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,742 - This should be entertaining. 704 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,411 - No, this could work, and I'm getting tired. 705 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,847 Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 706 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,532 - Well, get in, woman. 707 00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:47,216 The only thing is you gotta drive. 708 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,352 And I didn't catch your name. 709 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,154 - Yeah, I'll drive. 710 00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:54,357 I'm just happy to be off the streets! 711 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:56,526 My name's Erica. 712 00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,263 - All right then, Erica. 713 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,288 Get in the driver's seat. 714 00:35:02,289 --> 00:35:04,312 I'll teach you all the mechanics. 715 00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:06,336 Super easy, just drive nice and steady. 716 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,140 - Is it okay if I use the little girl's room first? 717 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,408 I'm just gonna 718 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,379 bust! 719 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:19,783 - Yeah, sure. 720 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,586 - All right, thank you. 721 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:30,327 - The fuck? 722 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,843 - Are you ready, boys? 723 00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:53,416 - Okay, I'll sleep up here. 724 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,798 - Smegma! 725 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,367 Smegma! 726 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,368 Smegma! 727 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,538 Titty! 728 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,343 Shit! 729 00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:22,946 Titty bang bang. 730 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:27,284 Shit, titty titty titty. 731 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,285 Tit tit. 732 00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:30,587 Pee in my butt! 733 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:35,358 Cumdumpster. 734 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,296 Cock, cock. 735 00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:40,764 Cuck, cuck, cuck. 736 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,201 Cuck Trudeau. 737 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,836 Rape, rape, rape. 738 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,906 Rape, rape, rape, 739 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,575 rape, rape, rape, 740 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,844 rape this bitch, rape! 741 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,513 - What the fuck? 742 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:59,783 Goddamn it, pull the fuck over right now! 743 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,484 - What the hell happened? 744 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:02,719 - What's going on here, man? 745 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,805 - I'm okay you, guys. 746 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,890 I'm fine, I just need balls in my ass! 747 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,797 - You gotta go. 748 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,865 Here, take this Cannadips. 749 00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,367 It'll calm you down. 750 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,302 Now get the fuck out! 751 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,341 - I'm really sorry, guys. 752 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,643 I hope you have a great, rape, trip! 753 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,245 Trip, rape trip. 754 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,933 - What was that all about? 755 00:37:32,934 --> 00:37:34,417 - What the hell was that? 756 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,852 - My kind of girl, bro. 757 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,854 - I think I'm in love. 758 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:43,693 ♪ Welcome to the mothertruckin' woods ♪ 759 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,195 - Well, we'll be right back. 760 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,696 Wanna get some food, you want anything? 761 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:49,132 - No man I good. 762 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,567 I got this Redcon1 protein shake. 763 00:37:51,568 --> 00:37:54,002 And hurry, we're leaving after I make this phone call. 764 00:37:55,007 --> 00:38:00,377 ♪ Four wheel drive and good times ♪ 765 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:03,046 ♪ Welcome to the mothertruckin' woods ♪ 766 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:06,783 - Hello? 767 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:07,984 - Hello, is this Cyrus? 768 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,853 - Yes it is, who's this? 769 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,454 - Cyrus, this is Darcy. 770 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,989 I was given your number and was told 771 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,892 that you'd be expecting a call from me today? 772 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:19,796 - Oh shit, Darcy, yeah that's right. 773 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,531 - So what's the plan? 774 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,000 - Well shit, sorry to say this, 775 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,468 but the deal needs to be pushed back. 776 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,488 - No problem. 777 00:38:28,489 --> 00:38:30,506 We got other shit we can do out here. 778 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,309 Where we meeting and what time? 779 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,777 - Okay we will be meeting in three days. 780 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,612 Friday at eight p.m. 781 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:39,416 26566 Joseph Avenue in Lilo, Kentucky. 782 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,717 Don't be late. 783 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,918 - That won't happen. 784 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,853 We'll see you Friday. 785 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,873 The fuck is this? 786 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,041 - We found him outside. 787 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:07,043 He needs a ride. 788 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,346 - No shit, really? 789 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:11,548 - He needs a ride, Darcy. 790 00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:15,485 - Where you headed? 791 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:18,621 - I'm going wherever that road might take me. 792 00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:19,934 - Can you drive? 793 00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:21,246 - As a matter of fact, yeah I can. 794 00:39:21,247 --> 00:39:22,558 I was the only soldier in my unit 795 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,562 in the global war on terrorism 796 00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:28,564 to take that deuce and a half across some sands of Iraq. 797 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,100 - You're hired. 798 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:33,636 - Okay. 799 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,515 - So it's Dave, right? 800 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,484 What kind of work you into? 801 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,552 - I do a little bit of this and a little bit of that. 802 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,121 I'm kind of a living legend 803 00:39:51,123 --> 00:39:53,623 from my time spent back in the military. 804 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,624 - Oh yeah? 805 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:55,692 How's that? 806 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,662 - When I was overseas fighting the global war on terrorism 807 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:01,664 pinned down an entire platoon of Taliban 808 00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:03,099 till took a stray round the nads, 809 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,100 blew one of them clean off. 810 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:04,968 - Ooh. 811 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,803 - I'm good now. 812 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:09,406 Platoon mates nickname me, Lance Small Armstrong. 813 00:40:11,192 --> 00:40:12,975 Unfortunately kind of cut my career short. 814 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,429 - Well, it's good to know you were serving up 815 00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:17,881 our country with a beating on them sons of bitches. 816 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,682 But uh, I must ask. 817 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,921 Why is your hand in your pants? 818 00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:28,141 - Oh this thing? 819 00:40:28,142 --> 00:40:29,725 My therapist she says it's for PTSD 820 00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:32,195 but I just think it's 'cause I'm a horny son of a bitch 821 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,563 but for me I just do it 822 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:34,930 because it helps me deal with them bombs 823 00:40:34,931 --> 00:40:36,297 going off all around me you know? 824 00:40:36,298 --> 00:40:37,664 - Well it looks like you got some bombs 825 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,736 going off in your pants. 826 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,438 Just as long as you don't have a rape episode, 827 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640 you keep it in your pants, we're good. 828 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,809 - You ain't got to worry about it, Cletus. 829 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,344 You don't even know it's here 830 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:48,878 and you won't even see it coming. 831 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,514 Kind of like that platoon of Taliban. 832 00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,183 They didn't even know before I drop lug 556 833 00:40:53,185 --> 00:40:54,918 on their foreheads. 834 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,858 - Hey, thanks again for driving, man. 835 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,510 Darcy needs some sleep 836 00:41:03,511 --> 00:41:05,161 and you are crucial to us getting there on time. 837 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,896 I'm Jessie by the way. 838 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,932 - I'm Dave, what's going on? 839 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:10,951 - You nervous, man? 840 00:41:10,952 --> 00:41:12,969 Why are your hands so clammy? 841 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,838 Anyways, those guys sleeping back there, 842 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,739 that's Darcy, that's Chris. 843 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,708 Again, you are really saving our asses 844 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,076 by driving, man, big time. 845 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,645 - Yeah, you are. 846 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,213 We're stopping at a couple locations. 847 00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:25,849 Here's our first one. 848 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,050 - You sure you don't wanna get some sleep? 849 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:28,952 Won't you wanna get that? 850 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:30,853 - Yeah, sounds good, man. 851 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:31,855 Thank you. 852 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,604 - Oh god. 853 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,876 - Well shit boys, this trip has completely 854 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:55,678 turned around, don't you think? 855 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,248 - Damn right, starting to feel like a road trip now. 856 00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:00,039 So what are we doing tomorrow? 857 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,829 - Think we're heading to the rattlesnake museum. 858 00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:03,619 But first we gotta get some spicy ass food in the morning, 859 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,255 get rid of this hangover. 860 00:42:05,257 --> 00:42:07,790 - Why does everyday got to be about eating? 861 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:09,042 I don't care what we do 862 00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,293 as long as you don't throw up in the sink again 863 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,895 like a little bitch. 864 00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:14,030 - I'm a pro at throwing up in sinks. 865 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,165 But those days are over. 866 00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,237 - Chris, you all right? 867 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,722 Good? 868 00:42:22,723 --> 00:42:24,206 Chris, you all right? 869 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,709 Dude, I think he's choking. 870 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,044 - Everybody get back! 871 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,129 I got this. 872 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,213 Save many a life in my day. 873 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,318 Spit it out, baby boy. 874 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,719 Spit it out, come on. 875 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,788 - Oh! 876 00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:40,856 - Ew, Dave, is that your jerkoff hand? 877 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:41,969 - Maybe. 878 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:43,080 - Hey, you're choking on a little bit more 879 00:42:43,081 --> 00:42:44,191 than just chips now. 880 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,913 - Oh, yeah. 881 00:42:46,914 --> 00:42:48,664 - Don't throw up in the sink. 882 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,200 - All right, going back to bed. 883 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,602 Try not to choke. 884 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,937 - Yeah, don't worry, we won't. 885 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:55,638 Just keep your hand in your pants. 886 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,574 Fucking weirdo. 887 00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:58,792 - What's up with that guy? 888 00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,009 - Well he's got a little problem that he got 889 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:01,878 from the war on terror. 890 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,581 - What kind of problem is that? 891 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,284 - See, Dave's got chronic masturbation. 892 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,953 He can't stop. 893 00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:11,721 So don't ever touch his right hand. 894 00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:13,039 - What the fuck? 895 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,356 - Not in the sink, dick breath! 896 00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,342 - Hey Chris, when you're done 897 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,326 let's go down to that river! 898 00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:17,711 - River? 899 00:43:17,712 --> 00:43:19,095 - Well yeah, we wanted to get a little fishing in. 900 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,763 You guys wanna go? 901 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,864 - Nah, I'm done for the night. 902 00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,866 - Yeah I'm good too. 903 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:25,501 - You guys are dicks. 904 00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,135 Outlaw, grab the poles, let's go. 905 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,655 - Grab them poles, huh? 906 00:43:28,656 --> 00:43:30,173 Sounds like something Dave would do. 907 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:39,782 - Oh, dude, this is perfect. 908 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,784 Bet there's all types of fish up in this sumbitch. 909 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,386 - Yeah, fish'll be cool. 910 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,788 - Hey, tie that rope off. 911 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,192 - Oh dude, look what I got. 912 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,827 Some edibles, you want some? 913 00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:51,928 - Nah man. 914 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,262 I got me some of this. 915 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:54,130 - What is that? 916 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,220 - It's Cannadip. 917 00:43:55,221 --> 00:43:56,309 - What is it though? 918 00:43:56,310 --> 00:43:57,398 - It's weed dip, dude. 919 00:43:57,402 --> 00:44:00,136 It's THC CBD infused dip, bro. 920 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:04,641 - Hell yeah, let's try some. 921 00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:06,143 Woohoo! 922 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,644 - Woo, that was a scary one! 923 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,145 Ah, we're gonna catch us some fish now. 924 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,747 Gotta feed Jessie's fat ass. 925 00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,682 - Heard that. 926 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:16,986 Let's try some of that cannabis dip. 927 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:20,289 Get you some of that, ooh. 928 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:22,659 Mmm, it's good. 929 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,525 - Hey, get up, fatass! 930 00:44:38,526 --> 00:44:40,877 Don't you know only whores make money on their backs? 931 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:41,878 - God, ah! 932 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,280 The fuck, man? 933 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:49,452 What's going on here, what happened? 934 00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:51,754 I'm trying to sleep here, bitch. 935 00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:53,022 - Not no more. 936 00:44:54,426 --> 00:44:56,225 Here, drink this. 937 00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:57,994 It'll wake you up. 938 00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:00,196 You don't need none of that spicy food. 939 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,198 Get that shit out of your head. 940 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,534 Diet is psychological. 941 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,869 Trust me, all you need is this Redcon1 Total War. 942 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,805 You're up and ready to go. 943 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,106 You know that this shit is all you need 944 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,608 throughout the day-- 945 00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:13,109 - Shut the fuck up! 946 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,944 I don't need to hear any of your speeches 947 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,746 about my health. 948 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,081 I just woke up. 949 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:25,254 - Fucking Chris and Outlaw aren't here. 950 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,823 Where they at? 951 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,074 - I don't know, man. 952 00:45:28,075 --> 00:45:29,324 Probably still out on their pow wow 953 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:31,360 fishing or some shit. 954 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:33,329 They out front? 955 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:35,215 - I don't see them. 956 00:45:35,216 --> 00:45:37,100 Why do I always gotta babysit you motherfuckers? 957 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,836 - Relax, you know Outlaw is fishing. 958 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,237 They'll be back. 959 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:51,247 - Oh, what the fuck? 960 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,284 - Looks like you missed a spot on your face. 961 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,637 - Think this is funny? 962 00:45:57,638 --> 00:45:59,989 Wipe your mouth off, dick breath. 963 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:00,990 - Ah shit! 964 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:02,792 - Exactly. 965 00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:05,261 - Where the hell are we? 966 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,829 I think we fell asleep. 967 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,396 - I thought you secured the rope. 968 00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:10,399 - Ah shit, I forgot. 969 00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:11,467 Now what? 970 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:12,534 How are we gonna get back? 971 00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:13,903 Darcy's gonna be pissed. 972 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,371 - Yeah, fuck Darcy. 973 00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,406 I need to figure this shit out. 974 00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:19,142 - Can't we just row back? 975 00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:20,476 - Upstream, no! 976 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,884 Ah dude, I don't have any service. 977 00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:29,852 Just walk up this bank until we find them. 978 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:42,865 - Damn, dude. 979 00:46:42,867 --> 00:46:44,467 It's been like an hour. 980 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,536 So what, we just keep going? 981 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:48,521 - Uh yeah. 982 00:46:48,522 --> 00:46:50,505 It's kind of our only option at this point. 983 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,310 - Oh shit, what was that? 984 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,313 - I think that was an Appalachian Moose Bear. 985 00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,183 - What the hell is an Appalachian Moose Bear? 986 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:03,519 - I don't know, but it sounded good. 987 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:04,520 - Ugh. 988 00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:15,031 Oh, shit. 989 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:18,034 - Oh dude, that's boar shit. 990 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,602 And from the looks of it, 991 00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:21,204 that's a big mother trucker. 992 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,205 - Aw. 993 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:25,474 Fuck asshole, you just leave me? 994 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,378 - Run! 995 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,481 Run, it's morning! 996 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:35,618 The boars are hungry in the morning! 997 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:45,428 - Shit! 998 00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,052 - Ah yeah. 999 00:47:53,053 --> 00:47:54,936 Ah, this Total War's the shit! 1000 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:58,041 Ah, big time! 1001 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:10,386 - Hey, shut the fuck up, I'm meditating. 1002 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,221 I don't even wanna hear you guys speak. 1003 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,257 How very responsible of you. 1004 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:17,994 - We just got chased by a fucking boar! 1005 00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,429 - Is that the story you're sticking to, fucksticks? 1006 00:48:20,431 --> 00:48:22,490 - No! 1007 00:48:22,491 --> 00:48:24,550 We fell asleep in the boat and floated downriver. 1008 00:48:24,551 --> 00:48:26,610 Then we hiked our asses back upstream 1009 00:48:26,611 --> 00:48:28,670 into the woods with nothing but our fucking cocks 1010 00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:33,209 in our hands being chased by an Appalachian Moose Bear! 1011 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,077 - An Appalachian what? 1012 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,046 You are totally high, dude. 1013 00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:39,148 There's nothing fucking out there. 1014 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:40,650 - Whatever. 1015 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,151 Go see for yourself. 1016 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:43,019 He'll see. 1017 00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:46,354 - Oh shit, fucking boar out there! 1018 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,356 - What'd I tell you? 1019 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:48,680 - We gotta go! 1020 00:48:48,681 --> 00:48:50,003 - We gotta get the hell out of here! 1021 00:48:50,004 --> 00:48:51,326 - You're stepping on my chips, asshole! 1022 00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:52,461 - Chill the fuck out, Jessie! 1023 00:48:56,301 --> 00:48:57,500 - Go! 1024 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,476 - So, we still got another day to kill, boys. 1025 00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:09,078 What you guys feel like doing? 1026 00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:10,679 - Don't you remember anything, dummy? 1027 00:49:10,682 --> 00:49:12,715 What, can't handle your liquor, dude? 1028 00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:14,717 I said last night, while I was getting hammered 1029 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,485 that we were gonna get some spicy ass food 1030 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:17,687 and hit up the rattlesnake museum. 1031 00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:19,806 Ow! 1032 00:49:19,807 --> 00:49:21,057 Fuck dude, that hurt! 1033 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:22,625 - I bet it does. 1034 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,192 You had that coming you fucking fucko. 1035 00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,279 - Yeah he did. 1036 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,364 Anyways, what the hell is in a rattlesnake museum? 1037 00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:30,099 - Dead rattlesnakes, dum dum, you dummy. 1038 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,367 The fuck, man? 1039 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:33,502 Jesus Christ. 1040 00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:38,107 Anyways, it's gonna be pretty cool. 1041 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,408 A buddy said it's awesome. 1042 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,977 I even seen the pics. 1043 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,545 He says they got a world record rattlesnake 1044 00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,680 in one of the exhibits. 1045 00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:46,682 - I got the world record snake right here, skippy. 1046 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:47,717 We don't need no damn museum. 1047 00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:50,319 - Screw it, let's go. 1048 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,754 I need some vlog footage anyway. 1049 00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:52,739 - Let's do it? 1050 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,723 - All right then. 1051 00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,424 Rattlesnake museum it is. 1052 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,439 - Hey dude. 1053 00:50:10,441 --> 00:50:12,375 Yo Mad, you up? 1054 00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:15,077 - Dude, he got fucked up. 1055 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:17,713 - How the hell does someone get bit 1056 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:19,715 by a dead rattlesnake? 1057 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,284 - Fucking loser. 1058 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:25,687 - Hey I call dibs on all of his gaming shit. 1059 00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:27,388 You think he wants this sausage I brought for him? 1060 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,759 - Hmm, give me the sausage. 1061 00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:31,394 I'm starving, dude. 1062 00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:33,262 I haven't eaten in four five days. 1063 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:34,447 - Starving? 1064 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,631 You've been here like five fucking minutes. 1065 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,366 - What happened? 1066 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,201 - Apparently, you walked through the door 1067 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:43,305 and tripped and you fell into the damn exhibit. 1068 00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,808 Now we're behind schedule and this shit ain't funny. 1069 00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:48,310 - Hey, fuck you asshole, I almost died right now 1070 00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:51,180 and all you care about is getting that stupid dip deal? 1071 00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:53,038 I'm sorry. 1072 00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:54,895 But my life is a little bit more important 1073 00:50:54,896 --> 00:50:56,752 than any amount of tits, money, and dip. 1074 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,688 I'm sitting in this gurney right now 1075 00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,623 and all I can think about is getting home alive. 1076 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,658 That being said, Chris, give me my phone. 1077 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,360 I need to get out of here. 1078 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:06,061 - Dude, you just can't leave us right now. 1079 00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:08,564 - Yeah, come on dude, just a little bite. 1080 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,600 - We're doing this to achieve the American dream. 1081 00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:14,203 Come on, man. 1082 00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:16,805 Your fans and everyone are gonna love this. 1083 00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,642 Sometimes we go through things to make us 1084 00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:22,344 a better person and learn from our mistakes. 1085 00:51:22,346 --> 00:51:24,480 We go through life and at times 1086 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:27,383 come across major problems. 1087 00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:30,786 But in the end we come out more polished. 1088 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,490 I mean, in order to get gold to a moldable state, 1089 00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:37,493 it must get to an extreme temperature. 1090 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:40,329 This is your moment where you get to mold your life 1091 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:44,300 into something better for your future. 1092 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,836 Today is your defining moment. 1093 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,273 Quitting will only end 1094 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,842 what you just nearly killed yourself over. 1095 00:51:52,844 --> 00:51:56,245 Now is when you become the greater person. 1096 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:59,315 Besides, if you get up, keep going, 1097 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:03,686 what's the worst that could happen? 1098 00:52:03,688 --> 00:52:07,690 - I never really wanted to be a nurse, dammit. 1099 00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:11,260 - You know what, you're right, dude. 1100 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:13,629 I have quit at some low times in my life. 1101 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,465 And I've started some things that I just couldn't finish. 1102 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,600 People always say I'm nothing 1103 00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:19,802 and I'm just a fat motherfucker. 1104 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,638 And I always think I'm the one that's gonna quit. 1105 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,273 But you know what? 1106 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:26,876 I'm gonna finish this shit. 1107 00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:28,410 We've been this far together, 1108 00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,713 I'm not gonna quit now or ever. 1109 00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,314 Let's stop dicking around. 1110 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,150 Let's get to this deal. 1111 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:37,553 - You can't really go out like that, sir. 1112 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,155 - I'm going on a dip run! 1113 00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:57,740 - Hold on dude, I need to piss really quick 1114 00:52:57,742 --> 00:53:01,544 and Dave's in there taking a fricking shit. 1115 00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:08,584 - Hey me too, hold on Chris! 1116 00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:22,198 Hey, how you doing, man? 1117 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,366 - Oh god, really dude? 1118 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,918 Of all the places you can piss at, 1119 00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:27,469 you're gonna piss next to me? 1120 00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,338 - Chill, relax, huh? 1121 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:34,243 Yeah I'm having some major gaming withdrawals. 1122 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:35,511 - Tell me about it, dude. 1123 00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,680 Hey, quit staring at my dick! 1124 00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:38,581 What's your problem, man? 1125 00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:41,750 Hey what is that? 1126 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,486 - What? 1127 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,221 - I don't know, man. 1128 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,956 - What the hell are you doing on my property? 1129 00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:48,524 - Looks like he's coming over here. 1130 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:49,858 - Hey, fuck off, this is America! 1131 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:51,694 I can piss anywhere I want. 1132 00:53:51,696 --> 00:53:53,562 - Kind of looks like an inbred. 1133 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,863 You think he likes sausage? 1134 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:55,998 - I don't know, man. 1135 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,617 But he's getting closer. 1136 00:53:57,618 --> 00:53:59,235 - Oh shit dude, he has a fricking shovel. 1137 00:53:59,237 --> 00:53:59,902 - Oh shit! 1138 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:00,869 Go go! 1139 00:54:02,974 --> 00:54:04,907 - You know what, I bet you, let's do this. 1140 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,193 I bet you I can pack four cans 1141 00:54:07,194 --> 00:54:09,478 quicker than you can pack one, skippy. 1142 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,181 - You fucking kidding me right now? 1143 00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:14,883 - Nope, put your money where your mouth is, pussy. 1144 00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:16,485 I'm the king of dip. 1145 00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:17,753 - Well I'm the god of dip. 1146 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,238 - I'm the superman of dip! 1147 00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:20,722 - Well where's your fricking cape, then? 1148 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:22,858 - I'm the souza dip! 1149 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,627 No wait, I'm the dip doctor. 1150 00:54:24,629 --> 00:54:25,861 - Oh does the dip doctor prescribe that sitdoll 1151 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,429 on your freaking biceps? 1152 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:28,564 How about this, how about this? 1153 00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,615 Grab this fricking can. 1154 00:54:29,616 --> 00:54:30,665 All right listen, we're gonna go 1155 00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:32,801 on the count of seven. 1156 00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:33,936 - Okay. 1157 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,771 - One, two, seven! 1158 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,640 - Oh you cocksucker. 1159 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:40,576 - Oh, that's good, yeah. 1160 00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:41,577 Mmm. 1161 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,513 God, it's so juicy. 1162 00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:45,881 - Juicy as fuck! 1163 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:51,420 - Help us you fucking dicks, open up the door! 1164 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,538 - Oh shit! 1165 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:53,655 - Oh shit, open the door! 1166 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:54,923 Open the door! 1167 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,426 - Darcy, let's go! 1168 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,961 What the hell are we waiting for? 1169 00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,562 We gotta get the hell out of here! 1170 00:55:00,564 --> 00:55:01,864 Go, go! 1171 00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:02,765 - Let's go! 1172 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,033 - Go! 1173 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,907 - Oh shit yo, hold up! 1174 00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:13,676 - What the? 1175 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:15,010 Hit the brakes! 1176 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,919 What the hell? 1177 00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:24,987 - Shit! 1178 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:26,789 - Oh, what happened? 1179 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,590 What the hell, Dave? 1180 00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:30,392 - Freaking psycho. 1181 00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,644 - Everybody all right? 1182 00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:32,895 - Man, there was a car coming right at me. 1183 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,496 What was I supposed to do? 1184 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:35,748 - The fuck were you doing 1185 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:36,999 where you just barely seen the car? 1186 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,001 Straight fucking road! 1187 00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:42,705 I'm gonna go out and check the damage. 1188 00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,973 I know something's broken. 1189 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,845 - You good? 1190 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,813 - Dude what the hell, it's crazy, man. 1191 00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:54,817 - I gotta go uh, clean myself off. 1192 00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,888 - Really Dave, really? 1193 00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:01,989 - I gotta wash up real quick. 1194 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:08,130 - What the hell is that? 1195 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,633 - The hell is that shit? 1196 00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:14,503 - Oh! 1197 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,505 The fuck! 1198 00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:18,506 - Oh, damn, get it off me, man. 1199 00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,776 - Oh my god, look at it, it's so slimy. 1200 00:56:20,778 --> 00:56:22,711 - Oh I'm so glad I didn't sit there, dude. 1201 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:23,712 Oh my god. 1202 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,547 Oh. 1203 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,084 He blew a load. 1204 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,585 - Oh what up, Darc? 1205 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:30,586 - Asshole. 1206 00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:33,055 Well, we got a flat tire, boys. 1207 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,523 - Flat tire? 1208 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,525 The tits are we gonna do now? 1209 00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,994 - We got a spare, but no tire iron. 1210 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:41,764 I don't have any phone service. 1211 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,966 You guys got any service? 1212 00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,452 - No. 1213 00:56:46,453 --> 00:56:48,036 - I saw a light up the hill a little ways. 1214 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,037 Looked like a farm. 1215 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,589 - I'll go with you. 1216 00:56:50,590 --> 00:56:52,140 Hey you guys stay here and watch our shit. 1217 00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:53,976 And try to flag down a car. 1218 00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:55,144 We'll be right back. 1219 00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:56,612 What time you think, Darcy? 1220 00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:57,679 - Not long. 1221 00:56:59,617 --> 00:57:00,749 - Good luck. 1222 00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,021 - So. 1223 00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:08,824 Wanna play Go Fish? 1224 00:57:08,826 --> 00:57:10,659 - Really dude? 1225 00:57:10,661 --> 00:57:13,329 Out of all things we can do 1226 00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:15,998 at this moment of tragedy, you wanna play Go Fish? 1227 00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:18,100 Let's do it. 1228 00:57:24,508 --> 00:57:27,009 - Fuck man, I never realize how loud nature is. 1229 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:28,527 You're used to this shit, aren't you? 1230 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,044 - Yeah man, you get used to shit real quick 1231 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,547 when you're out here in the backwoods. 1232 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:33,982 What was that? 1233 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:34,983 - What? 1234 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:37,920 - No, it's probably other men. 1235 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,522 It's just the locals doing what they do. 1236 00:57:40,524 --> 00:57:42,191 - What do you mean locals doing what they do? 1237 00:57:42,193 --> 00:57:43,642 - Well if I'm not mistaken 1238 00:57:43,643 --> 00:57:45,092 we're out here in the Ozarks right? 1239 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:47,162 Been down here hunting a couple times. 1240 00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:49,631 They told me some crazy stories about what goes on 1241 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,250 in these parts. 1242 00:57:51,251 --> 00:57:52,868 But you probably don't wanna hear that right now. 1243 00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,770 - Dude, I ain't no pussy. 1244 00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:57,973 - Well see this used to be an old mining town. 1245 00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,631 These city slickers came in 1246 00:57:59,632 --> 00:58:01,288 and they bought up all the mines. 1247 00:58:01,289 --> 00:58:02,945 The miners wanted to get revenge on the city slickers 1248 00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:05,214 so what they did was they tied them up by their feet 1249 00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:08,750 to a gosh dang tree and burned them over a giant fire! 1250 00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:11,587 And they still haven't caught the miners to this day. 1251 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:14,523 People come here every year camping and fishing, 1252 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:18,193 trying to find the remains for some gosh dang answers. 1253 00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:21,864 Well, it's weird hillbilly shit, dude. 1254 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:23,665 - Bro, you're bullshitting me. 1255 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,551 - No I swear. 1256 00:58:25,552 --> 00:58:27,436 I'll show you the FBI article right now 1257 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,321 but we ain't got no service out here. 1258 00:58:29,322 --> 00:58:31,206 I'll show you when we get back to the RV. 1259 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,074 Dude, what is that? 1260 00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,442 - Where, where? 1261 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,809 - I think that's a house. 1262 00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:36,044 - It is that house. 1263 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:38,046 See that walk wasn't so bad. 1264 00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:41,650 They better have something we could use. 1265 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,623 - Two of hearts. 1266 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,924 - Go fish, bitch! 1267 00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:50,224 - Fuck, goddamit! 1268 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,260 - Sucker. 1269 00:58:51,262 --> 00:58:52,594 - I'ma grab a beer. 1270 00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:54,129 - Grab me one too. 1271 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,970 Dude, I think they're back. 1272 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,839 - No way. 1273 00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,191 Oh shit it is them. 1274 00:59:05,192 --> 00:59:06,542 - Dude, we should scare the shit out of them. 1275 00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:07,766 - Dude I'm so down. 1276 00:59:07,767 --> 00:59:08,989 We can hide in those bushes out there 1277 00:59:08,990 --> 00:59:10,212 and scare the shit out of them so bad. 1278 00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,014 - Yes, let's do it. 1279 00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,972 - Well praise the Lord above. 1280 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:40,008 He's blessed us with some visitors. 1281 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:41,677 Danny! 1282 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:45,147 Danny, Dan, we've got some visitors here. 1283 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,750 - Well hey there, guys. 1284 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,953 What's got you two out here deep in the woods? 1285 00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:53,055 Look like you ain't from around here. 1286 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:55,074 What can we do you for? 1287 00:59:55,075 --> 00:59:57,092 - Uh, our RV broke down up the road. 1288 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,193 We were kind of hoping that you guys 1289 00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,861 might be able to help with-- 1290 00:59:59,863 --> 01:00:01,964 - You know what, enough chit chat. 1291 01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:03,899 Colder than a donkey's bottom out there. 1292 01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:06,201 Come in, have a meal, and then we can talk 1293 01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:08,170 about your broke down RV. 1294 01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:10,939 - Well you see we kind of have to be somewhere right now. 1295 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,374 - We'd love to sit down. 1296 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,159 Dude, shut the fuck up. 1297 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,943 Just go in there, eat their shit, 1298 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,779 get the fuck out of here. 1299 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:19,648 Remember the Ozarks. 1300 01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:24,353 - Here. 1301 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:40,202 - Let's have a word of prayer to the great lord 1302 01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,554 for this bountiful food. 1303 01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:44,905 - Dude, they're going to take your kidneys and my liver. 1304 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,042 And we're about to eat the last visitors they had. 1305 01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,043 - M-hmm. 1306 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,247 - We also thank you for our visitors 1307 01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,883 as you know damn well we don't get a lot of them out here. 1308 01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:55,751 Amen. 1309 01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:57,152 - Amen. 1310 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,286 - Oh shit. 1311 01:00:58,288 --> 01:00:59,287 Amen. 1312 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:02,257 - So what brings you two boys out here 1313 01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:04,726 on a cold night like this? 1314 01:01:05,929 --> 01:01:09,064 You all must be working on the oil rigs out there. 1315 01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:12,134 Mighty fine work they do out there. 1316 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,804 - Well actually, we were just, 1317 01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:19,107 we're driving our RV back to camp 1318 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:21,043 so we can get back home. 1319 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:25,447 Yeah, it's been a long work week, that's for sure. 1320 01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,315 - Oh, Bobby! 1321 01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,852 - Hey Paw, hey Maw. 1322 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,054 - Oh son. 1323 01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:33,455 - I see we got us some visitors. 1324 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:34,890 - Yeah. 1325 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:36,958 - How you boys doing tonight? 1326 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,093 - Ah yellow. 1327 01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:40,328 - Hi. 1328 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,120 - Hey, Bobby. 1329 01:01:43,121 --> 01:01:45,010 These boys here are having some vehicle problems 1330 01:01:45,011 --> 01:01:46,900 so invited them in for dinner till you got home. 1331 01:01:46,904 --> 01:01:48,136 What do you boys need? 1332 01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,038 Bobby here can fix anything. 1333 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,240 - Well we got a flat tire. 1334 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,209 Don't have a tire iron. 1335 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:55,877 We do have a spare, though. 1336 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:58,013 - I got a tire iron right here in the back. 1337 01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:00,849 I'll grab it, take you boys back, 1338 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:03,151 and I'ma help you fix it. 1339 01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:06,220 - We gotta get the fuck out of here, like now! 1340 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:07,222 - I know. 1341 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,865 - Dude, this is gonna be hilarious. 1342 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:18,233 I can't wait to see Darcy's face. 1343 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,068 - I know. 1344 01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:21,902 We'll get those idiots so good. 1345 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:35,350 - Dude, I don't think that's Outlaw and Darcy. 1346 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:37,052 - What? 1347 01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:38,053 Shit. 1348 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,060 Holy shit, are you seeing this? 1349 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:53,335 - No way, that's a fucking dude, dude. 1350 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:55,103 - We gotta get the fuck out of here. 1351 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,106 - Let's get back to the RV, get Dave 1352 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,508 and then wait for the guys. 1353 01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:00,909 This is none of our fricking business. 1354 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:02,561 I don't wanna die out here. 1355 01:03:02,562 --> 01:03:04,212 I still haven't gotten a soul of chicken dinner yet. 1356 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,380 And there's no revising this shit. 1357 01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:08,450 - Hey, I agree 100%. 1358 01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:10,285 - We gotta go. 1359 01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:12,486 - Different quadrant nine, 1360 01:03:12,489 --> 01:03:13,822 this is your reminder. 1361 01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:15,457 Your pizza's ready. 1362 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,225 Your pizza's ready. 1363 01:03:30,357 --> 01:03:31,907 - Just stick to this iron back here, boys, 1364 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:33,208 it's a little big. 1365 01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:36,011 - Sharpening that ax. 1366 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,167 - Ooh. 1367 01:03:42,168 --> 01:03:43,985 - Ah shit, fuck this, what the fuck Darcy? 1368 01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:58,466 - Dude. 1369 01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:01,870 - Oh dude, is it over? 1370 01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:03,488 Is it over? 1371 01:04:03,489 --> 01:04:05,105 - We need to get the fuck out of here. 1372 01:04:05,108 --> 01:04:06,107 Come on. 1373 01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:09,277 - What the fuck? 1374 01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:22,991 - Oh, oh. 1375 01:04:25,262 --> 01:04:27,996 I'ma kill these motherfuckers. 1376 01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:34,469 You boys can run! 1377 01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,271 But you can't hide! 1378 01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:54,289 - Wake the fuck up, Dave, we gotta go! 1379 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,357 - The fuck? 1380 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:04,599 Is this dip spit? 1381 01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:06,201 Did you fucking throw dip spit on me? 1382 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:07,369 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1383 01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:08,370 - Fuck! 1384 01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,239 What the hell, Dave? 1385 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,325 We gotta get the fuck out of here, 1386 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,410 there's inbreds trying to kill us! 1387 01:05:18,982 --> 01:05:20,140 - The fuck? 1388 01:05:20,141 --> 01:05:21,299 The guys are in there. 1389 01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:22,458 - What are we gonna do now? 1390 01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:23,617 - We're gonna run up in there, 1391 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,421 we're gonna save those pussies. 1392 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,466 - Holy shit, it's you guys. 1393 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,235 - The hell's going on out there, man? 1394 01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:41,837 We thought you were coming back, 1395 01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,438 we went out there to scare you. 1396 01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:45,039 Next thing you know, we got cults on our asses. 1397 01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:47,042 - They killed someone right in front of us. 1398 01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,577 Whoa! 1399 01:05:49,579 --> 01:05:51,346 - Come on now. 1400 01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,214 I don't know that kind of rabid ass ideas 1401 01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:54,833 entered your mind, 1402 01:05:54,834 --> 01:05:56,451 but why don't you boys step on out of the vehicle 1403 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,286 so we can talk? 1404 01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,688 - Fuck you man, you're gonna kill us. 1405 01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:01,356 We ain't doing shit. 1406 01:06:01,358 --> 01:06:04,159 - Now why on earth would we wanna kill you? 1407 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,660 - The Ozarks, asshole. 1408 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:07,112 - Yeah we know. 1409 01:06:07,113 --> 01:06:08,563 We saw what you did to that dude in the woods, 1410 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:09,631 tied him up. 1411 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:10,698 That little demon kid slit his throat. 1412 01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:15,237 - Well I'll be damned. 1413 01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:17,272 You all are a bunch of funny fellers. 1414 01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:19,240 That dude you saw strung up? 1415 01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:22,177 That was a boar from tonight's hunt. 1416 01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:25,981 And that damn demon kid was my youngest boy Rutabar. 1417 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:29,451 It was his first kill and we have a first kill ritual. 1418 01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:32,487 He got to drink the blood of the boar. 1419 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:33,989 As far as the Ozarks, 1420 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,192 ain't your parents ever taught you 1421 01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:40,095 not to believe in ghost stories? 1422 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:42,564 All this commotion over that? 1423 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,167 Come on now, we see you got a flat. 1424 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,103 We got a tire iron here. 1425 01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:50,138 Why don't you boys step on out of the vehicle, 1426 01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,606 throw back some drinks with us 1427 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:53,274 and we'll get this beater fixed up 1428 01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:55,477 and send you on your way. 1429 01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:08,790 - Thank god. 1430 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:11,126 Good thing for you fuckers. 1431 01:07:11,127 --> 01:07:13,461 'Cause I was about to go apeshit on your asses. 1432 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:16,131 - I thought we were done for. 1433 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:22,370 - I don't give a rat's ass about any of this. 1434 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,371 I'm done! 1435 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:27,108 Dip spit in the face is where I draw the line. 1436 01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,244 So adios, and have fun on your random 1437 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:32,213 road trip of clusterfuckery! 1438 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,948 - What the hell crawled up his ass? 1439 01:07:33,949 --> 01:07:35,682 We're about to have a get-together! 1440 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:37,902 Come on now, drink up. 1441 01:07:37,903 --> 01:07:40,120 The beer's getting warm but the moonshine's getting cold. 1442 01:07:40,123 --> 01:07:41,489 Am I right boys? 1443 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:42,490 Woohoo! 1444 01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:47,362 ♪ Wild wild wild west ♪ 1445 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,265 - This is freaking awesome. 1446 01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:52,067 Can we do this every year? 1447 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:53,535 - Sure, Skippy. 1448 01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,136 I guess it ain't too bad, huh? 1449 01:07:55,138 --> 01:07:58,106 At least Chris is enjoying himself. 1450 01:07:58,108 --> 01:08:00,608 - Man, we almost died on this deal. 1451 01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:01,810 But I can honestly say, 1452 01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:03,611 it's a little bit worth it. 1453 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:05,480 Hell I can't wait to get back on the road. 1454 01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:08,516 - Hey, little less deal talk, little more drinking. 1455 01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:10,385 We need a night off. 1456 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,523 - Aah! 1457 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:16,191 ♪ Wild wild wild west ♪ 1458 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,425 ♪ Wikky-Wah-Wah ♪ 1459 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,160 ♪ Wikky-Wah-Wah ♪ 1460 01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:22,464 ♪ Wild wild wild west ♪ 1461 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:25,233 ♪ Wikky-Wild wild west ♪ 1462 01:08:25,235 --> 01:08:26,685 ♪ I'm from the '90s ♪ 1463 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,136 ♪ Diamond Rio and High-C ♪ 1464 01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:31,406 ♪ Wait, 90's, Alan Jackson and pine trees ♪ 1465 01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:33,041 ♪ Wait wait wait, '90s ♪ 1466 01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,675 ♪ Shania Twain and Swiss cheese♪ 1467 01:08:34,678 --> 01:08:36,395 ♪ Shit, wait ♪ 1468 01:08:36,396 --> 01:08:38,113 ♪ '90s, Dixie Chicks and 98 Degrees ♪ 1469 01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:39,681 ♪ Wait wait wait ♪ 1470 01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:41,216 ♪ I met George Strait ♪ 1471 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,517 ♪ Please don't get irate ♪ 1472 01:08:42,519 --> 01:08:44,385 ♪ I made an honest mistake ♪ 1473 01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:46,321 - Hey, watch this. 1474 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:49,257 Who the fuck thinks they can outdrink me? 1475 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,859 I'm a drinking god! 1476 01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:54,462 Nobody? 1477 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,131 That's what I thought, huh. 1478 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,633 - I guess the Ozarks ain't shit. 1479 01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,634 - Nope. 1480 01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:04,439 - All right boys, looks like we got ourselves a drinker! 1481 01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:07,375 These pussy ass bitches think they can outdrink us? 1482 01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:09,310 BeersCo, get in here. 1483 01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:13,448 - You really think you can outdrink the south, 1484 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:15,483 you sloppy soy boy fatass? 1485 01:09:17,003 --> 01:09:18,520 - All right, let's get this thing going, 1486 01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:19,521 you guys ready? 1487 01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:20,622 All right! 1488 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,423 When I say go. 1489 01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:23,424 And go! 1490 01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:25,527 - Come on Jesse! 1491 01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:26,394 Come on, come on! 1492 01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:27,428 - Chug it! 1493 01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:28,463 Chug it, dude! 1494 01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,465 - Aww! 1495 01:09:33,703 --> 01:09:35,687 - Yellow, what's cracking, mother truckers hey! 1496 01:09:35,688 --> 01:09:37,672 We are here in the south partying with these 1497 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,457 crazy Southern folks. 1498 01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,241 They are crazy much, I tell you what. 1499 01:09:41,244 --> 01:09:42,777 I'll check back with you guys in a bit. 1500 01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:44,279 I gotta go. 1501 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,813 Yes, I do have a girlfriend. 1502 01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:49,484 And no, I don't go both ways, okay? 1503 01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:50,897 Hey Darcy. 1504 01:09:50,898 --> 01:09:52,309 When do you think we're gonna get outta here? 1505 01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,760 - We got ourselves a problem here, boys. 1506 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,595 - Oh that does not look good. 1507 01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:03,464 Chris, let's go, let's go. 1508 01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,800 - It seems as if we got some snakes in our grass. 1509 01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:08,336 There are some outsiders down here. 1510 01:10:08,338 --> 01:10:09,671 They're not here on good terms. 1511 01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:11,339 They done knocked out Ma, Pa, 1512 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,325 they're up there hunched over 1513 01:10:13,326 --> 01:10:15,310 with welts on their face bigger than a Georgia Peach. 1514 01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:16,311 - Jesse! 1515 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,546 - Holy shit! 1516 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:19,813 - Hey, that's that mothertrucker right there! 1517 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,683 - Run, fatass! 1518 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:28,840 - Fuck you, bitch! 1519 01:10:28,841 --> 01:10:30,424 - I'm gonna kill you sons of bitches! 1520 01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:32,994 Stop the RV, come back and fight, sissies! 1521 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:41,536 - So, this is it, huh? 1522 01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:43,538 We made it, holy shit. 1523 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,873 - Yeah, let's hope so, man. 1524 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,775 It's been a long time coming. 1525 01:10:47,777 --> 01:10:49,877 It's like this is our big break. 1526 01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:51,412 Been struggling for so long 1527 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:52,946 to get MudJug off the ground, Chris. 1528 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:55,683 Things are finally starting to pay off. 1529 01:10:55,685 --> 01:10:56,801 - I hear you, man. 1530 01:10:56,802 --> 01:10:57,918 Feels good knowing that we're that close 1531 01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,238 to our big win. 1532 01:11:00,239 --> 01:11:02,556 Too bad we couldn't have found a better group of douchebags. 1533 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,743 - I wouldn't have wanted to done this deal 1534 01:11:04,744 --> 01:11:06,928 with any other douchebags in the entire world, buddy. 1535 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,630 - We're some badass ones too. 1536 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,565 I mean we got chased by rednecks 1537 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,533 not once, but twice. 1538 01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:14,435 We broke into a mob hideout. 1539 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,571 Nearly raped by trannies, 1540 01:11:16,573 --> 01:11:20,575 and you, knocking out that family of inbreds. 1541 01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,010 - I had no choice, dude, 1542 01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:23,945 considering the circumstances. 1543 01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:26,481 Damn, we are some badasses. 1544 01:11:27,017 --> 01:11:28,483 - Yes, we are. 1545 01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:31,686 - Hey, sleeping beauties. 1546 01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:34,722 We're pulling over to get some grub. 1547 01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:37,592 And I need to make a phone call. 1548 01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:46,901 - Yeah, it's Cyrus. 1549 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:48,620 - Yo Cyrus, it's Darcy. 1550 01:11:48,621 --> 01:11:50,338 Hey man, we're about an hour out. 1551 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,572 Just wanna make sure we're on 1552 01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:53,691 for tonight at eight p.m. 1553 01:11:53,692 --> 01:11:55,809 - When I say eight p.m., I mean eight p.m. 1554 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,512 No later, no earlier. 1555 01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:59,347 I've been looking forward to meeting 1556 01:11:59,349 --> 01:12:01,349 Mr. Compton himself. 1557 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,134 - Should be a good night. 1558 01:12:03,135 --> 01:12:04,918 I'm pretty juiced to meet up and get this thing going. 1559 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:06,621 - Well see you on the dip side. 1560 01:12:06,623 --> 01:12:08,489 - Roger, you got it. 1561 01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:16,831 - Dude, get the fuck in here, the money's gone! 1562 01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:22,103 - The fuck you talking about, asshole? 1563 01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:23,971 The hell's going on in here, man? 1564 01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,490 - I don't know. 1565 01:12:25,491 --> 01:12:27,008 We were getting ready, came back in here 1566 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,577 to grab my Mudjug and the money was gone. 1567 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,045 We searched the RV everywhere. 1568 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,347 It's gone! 1569 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,648 - Betcha it was one of them rednecks. 1570 01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,316 - Fuck! 1571 01:12:35,317 --> 01:12:36,983 Every fucking time, so close! 1572 01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:38,619 This is bullshit! 1573 01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:39,954 - Chill, we should all just calm down. 1574 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:42,023 Let's get our shit together here. 1575 01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:43,024 - I heard that. 1576 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,859 I need to eat something. 1577 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:52,967 - So what's the plan? 1578 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,936 We're still doing this, right? 1579 01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,838 - We don't have any fricking money, Outlaw. 1580 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,106 Unless you wanna empty your bank account, 1581 01:12:58,108 --> 01:12:59,841 we're all screwed. 1582 01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,945 - Come on guys, let's figure out our options here. 1583 01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:06,814 We came too far, too damn close. 1584 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:10,618 Hey Darcy, what are you thinking, man? 1585 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:11,986 Yo Darce, Darcy? 1586 01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,056 Darce? 1587 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,691 - I got nothing, boys. 1588 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,493 I think we're done. 1589 01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:24,749 - Well, I'm out. 1590 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,533 I'll pull my cards and leave while I can. 1591 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:29,103 Sorry Darcy, I just can't do it anymore. 1592 01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:32,040 If anybody wants to go home, 1593 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,976 I'm about to get up the bus and wallow in my sorrow. 1594 01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:44,552 - Well, sorry boys, we tried. 1595 01:13:48,691 --> 01:13:51,092 We really did try. 1596 01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:53,494 - Probably gonna leave now too, I guess, huh? 1597 01:13:53,496 --> 01:13:56,798 - You know, you taught me a lot, man. 1598 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,066 You helped me when I was down. 1599 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,903 You were there for me when shit was rough. 1600 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,906 You've taught me self control. 1601 01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:07,608 But the most important thing you've taught me 1602 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:10,978 is when to pull your cards and take what you've got. 1603 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:13,681 I think it's time for me to take what I've got 1604 01:14:13,683 --> 01:14:15,950 and go with it, man. 1605 01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,885 I'm sorry, brother. 1606 01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,754 But I wanna go home. 1607 01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:22,757 - I'll meet up with you guys later. 1608 01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:25,560 Let me unload this RV somewhere first. 1609 01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,895 Fuck it, man, that thing was our kryptonite. 1610 01:14:27,897 --> 01:14:29,397 We should have never partied, 1611 01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:30,898 we should have just focused on the deal. 1612 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,767 And that's my fault. 1613 01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:38,906 Hello. 1614 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,025 - Your journey's not over yet, 1615 01:14:41,026 --> 01:14:43,143 you got one more hand to play. 1616 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,912 Hard times, huh, oh well, 1617 01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:46,948 I just happen to know where your money is at 1618 01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:48,500 and how you can get it back. 1619 01:14:48,501 --> 01:14:50,051 And again, I'm gonna text you the address. 1620 01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:51,786 Follow this to get your money. 1621 01:14:51,788 --> 01:14:53,654 And you're welcome. 1622 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,157 - Wait, who the fuck is this? 1623 01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:57,024 - Who's that? 1624 01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:57,892 - Hello? 1625 01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:58,776 - Who is that? 1626 01:14:58,777 --> 01:14:59,659 Is everything cool? 1627 01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:02,129 - Shit, man. 1628 01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:03,898 You know how the universe works, 1629 01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,666 everything happens for a reason? 1630 01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:06,767 - The hell you're talking about, man? 1631 01:15:06,769 --> 01:15:08,069 You're sounding crazy. 1632 01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:10,571 Let's go home, dude. 1633 01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:13,230 We're done. 1634 01:15:13,231 --> 01:15:15,888 - Well we just got another break. 1635 01:15:15,889 --> 01:15:18,546 The guy on the phone told me that our money's still here. 1636 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:26,888 Great. 1637 01:15:26,890 --> 01:15:28,434 - What's up? 1638 01:15:28,435 --> 01:15:29,979 We're about to hoover to the bus station. 1639 01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:31,524 - Well, I just got another random phone call, 1640 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:32,894 saying if we want our money back 1641 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:35,263 to go to this address. 1642 01:15:40,803 --> 01:15:42,670 - Man, do you really think our money is there? 1643 01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:44,772 We already lost it once. 1644 01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:46,873 What the hell are the odds of getting our shit back again? 1645 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,876 - Yeah it sounds like a total setup, dude. 1646 01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,912 - Hey, it's the only card we got left to play. 1647 01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,014 Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 1648 01:15:53,016 --> 01:15:55,816 It's not like your ass got a hot date waiting for you. 1649 01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:58,286 - Hey, pitch a right up here. 1650 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,888 I think this is it. 1651 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,583 - The hell is this place? 1652 01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:31,252 - Is this a sex dungeon? 1653 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,187 - It does smell like leather and latex, huh? 1654 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:36,057 - Hey, stop fucking around and find a light switch. 1655 01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:38,960 - Hold on, I think I got something. 1656 01:16:38,962 --> 01:16:41,996 Aw. 1657 01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,732 What the hell, is that Dave? 1658 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,235 - Guys, is that you? 1659 01:16:47,236 --> 01:16:49,737 Guys please, you gotta let me out of here, please. 1660 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:50,605 - Fuck you, Dave! 1661 01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:53,740 - What the hell are you doing with our money? 1662 01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:55,043 - Ah, your money? 1663 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:56,344 You can have your money, please. 1664 01:16:56,346 --> 01:16:57,845 The guy who tied me up is crazy. 1665 01:16:57,847 --> 01:16:59,347 He's gonna kill me! 1666 01:16:59,349 --> 01:17:01,549 - Why the fuck would you take our money? 1667 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:03,750 You're supposed to be a veteran, an American hero! 1668 01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:05,236 We trusted you! 1669 01:17:05,237 --> 01:17:06,720 - No man, I'm sorry, no I'm not a veteran. 1670 01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:08,990 I didn't even make it past ROTC! 1671 01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:11,759 I couldn't stop beating my tallywhacker, I'm sorry. 1672 01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:13,728 - Stolen valor, motherfucker! 1673 01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:17,398 - You know what, leave him tied up 1674 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,233 to be eaten by the dogs. 1675 01:17:19,235 --> 01:17:21,235 You're a lucky man, Dave. 1676 01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,870 You have no idea what I would have done to you 1677 01:17:22,872 --> 01:17:24,255 five years ago! 1678 01:17:24,256 --> 01:17:25,639 Let's get the fuck out of here, boys. 1679 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,023 We got a deal to make! 1680 01:17:27,024 --> 01:17:28,407 - Guys please, no please. 1681 01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:29,710 Please, Jesse. 1682 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:30,378 Please, no. 1683 01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:34,048 Jesse, please! 1684 01:17:35,752 --> 01:17:36,751 Please! 1685 01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:38,886 Untie my right hand? 1686 01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:41,756 - Fuck you, Dave! 1687 01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,827 - Holy shit, I didn't believe the money 1688 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,429 would actually be there. 1689 01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:49,964 Who was that dude who texted you? 1690 01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:52,033 - I don't know, man, and I don't care. 1691 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,234 We got our money back 1692 01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:55,770 and that's all that matters. 1693 01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,372 - So what's the details? 1694 01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:58,973 What else we gotta know about this deal? 1695 01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:02,109 - The details are we show up, we drop the dough, 1696 01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:05,112 we grab our dip and we skip town. 1697 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,014 What other details do you need? 1698 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:08,915 Should we stop off and buy him a dozen roses? 1699 01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:11,419 Maybe a box of chocolates too while we're at it? 1700 01:18:11,421 --> 01:18:12,953 - Oh, chocolates? 1701 01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:13,954 I'm down. 1702 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:04,939 - Hey man, we're here for Cyrus to pick up an order? 1703 01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:08,008 - Just wait here and shut the fuck up. 1704 01:19:08,010 --> 01:19:09,210 They're here. 1705 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,447 - The hell did he get us into? 1706 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:15,116 - This does not look good. 1707 01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:17,518 - He just told Darcy to shut the fuck up. 1708 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,220 - Glad you can make it. 1709 01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:20,488 Right on time. 1710 01:19:21,491 --> 01:19:23,090 I dig that shit. 1711 01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:26,160 What the fuck are you doing with that RV? 1712 01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:28,196 - Yeah man, sorry. 1713 01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:30,231 It's the best I could do on such short notice. 1714 01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:32,767 But I think we can pack the shit in there. 1715 01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:35,369 - All right, where's the money? 1716 01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:38,139 - I got it right here. 1717 01:19:39,308 --> 01:19:40,641 - Perfect. 1718 01:19:40,642 --> 01:19:41,975 Joel, check it up, make sure it's fine 1719 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,779 while I make my way down there. 1720 01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,223 They mean business? 1721 01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:57,925 - Yeah, it's all there. 1722 01:19:57,927 --> 01:19:59,393 - Good. 1723 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:00,561 I like you. 1724 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,380 I like you a lot. 1725 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,198 You see how this man does business? 1726 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,067 Straight cut and to the point. 1727 01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:11,238 First, you three need to step the fuck back. 1728 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,373 This doesn't concern you. 1729 01:20:17,246 --> 01:20:19,480 Now this is how it shall always be. 1730 01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,249 You give me my money I give you your product. 1731 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:24,018 See how easy that was? 1732 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:26,921 Darcy here is a true businessman. 1733 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:30,191 I think we can all learn from this endeavor. 1734 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:31,525 Do you wanna see your product? 1735 01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:33,044 - Of course. 1736 01:20:33,045 --> 01:20:34,562 I hear it's some good shit. 1737 01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:38,232 - Straight off of the fields of Kentucky. 1738 01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,346 - Wow man, that is some good shit. 1739 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,415 My boys here, they're my partners. 1740 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:57,051 They'll be handling logistics moving forward. 1741 01:20:57,053 --> 01:20:58,953 I'm gonna share this with them real quick. 1742 01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:00,644 - Take your time. 1743 01:21:00,645 --> 01:21:02,334 We're almost done filling them boxes 1744 01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:04,024 and then we'll start loading them up. 1745 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:06,327 Wait a second, Darcy. 1746 01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,262 I wanna ask you a little favor. 1747 01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,598 I'll be sure to make it worth your while. 1748 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,433 - What kind of favor are we talking? 1749 01:21:12,435 --> 01:21:14,802 - Nothing too big. 1750 01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:17,170 Something you could definitely handle. 1751 01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:21,175 I just need you to take that pallet over there 1752 01:21:21,177 --> 01:21:23,110 to a buddy of mine in Arizona. 1753 01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:24,311 - What is it? 1754 01:21:25,915 --> 01:21:28,382 - Just behind schedule inventory. 1755 01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,187 - What's in the boxes? 1756 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,588 - Just more dip. 1757 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:38,058 I really need you to do me this little favor, Darcy. 1758 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,960 I mean, you're a business man, you understand. 1759 01:21:43,165 --> 01:21:44,932 - Can I at least see what's in the fucking boxes? 1760 01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:46,400 - Who the fuck keeps texting you? 1761 01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:48,535 We're doing a deal here. 1762 01:21:52,642 --> 01:21:54,642 Ah damn. 1763 01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:56,643 You really gone and wasted some perfectly good product. 1764 01:21:56,646 --> 01:21:58,145 You weren't supposed to see that. 1765 01:21:58,147 --> 01:22:00,114 - Hey, hey, hey, listen. 1766 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:02,249 We're just here to get the dip. 1767 01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:04,385 We don't care what else you're into. 1768 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:06,654 Just take the money, we'll take the dip 1769 01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:09,990 and pretend like we never saw anything. 1770 01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:13,127 - I wish it were that simple. 1771 01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:15,062 Who the fuck are you talking to? 1772 01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,831 - I don't know, man. 1773 01:22:16,832 --> 01:22:18,599 I just keep getting random texts and random calls. 1774 01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:21,035 Thought it was a wrong number. 1775 01:22:21,037 --> 01:22:23,637 - You really think you can do a one over on me? 1776 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:25,606 You got three seconds to tell me 1777 01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:27,574 what the fuck you're really doing here! 1778 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:28,575 One, two! 1779 01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:34,114 - DEA, everyone put your guns down. 1780 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:35,549 Everyone put your guns down now 1781 01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:37,584 or we open fire! 1782 01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:40,654 I repeat, everybody put your fucking guns down! 1783 01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,289 - We all know how this turns out. 1784 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:49,430 - Go, go! 1785 01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:11,485 - Gate. 1786 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,753 Open the gate! 1787 01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:18,025 - Hey, there's those motherfuckers right there! 1788 01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,026 Fuck them! 1789 01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:24,431 - Fuck, we're cornered, get under the fucking truck. 1790 01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:58,098 Oh god boys, I think this is it. 1791 01:23:58,100 --> 01:23:59,400 - What do you mean this is it? 1792 01:24:00,419 --> 01:24:01,435 How the fuck did this happen? 1793 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:02,569 - Oh, shit! 1794 01:24:02,571 --> 01:24:03,704 - What the fuck, Darcy? 1795 01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:05,456 - Holy shit! 1796 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,207 - What's the worst that can happen, right Darcy? 1797 01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:10,077 Where the hell's he going? 1798 01:24:10,079 --> 01:24:11,078 What dude? 1799 01:24:19,255 --> 01:24:20,587 - Motherfucker! 1800 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,497 - Take that dick, you cocksucker! 1801 01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:39,796 - Clear. 1802 01:24:42,321 --> 01:24:44,844 Well, looks like you guys handled yourselves pretty well. 1803 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:46,246 - Wait a second. 1804 01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,648 You're the fuck from the bar! 1805 01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:50,484 - Okay, I'll take that, cowboy, thank you. 1806 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,153 - Oh. 1807 01:24:52,154 --> 01:24:53,821 You helped us get our money back in Vegas. 1808 01:24:53,823 --> 01:24:56,590 - What the hell man, you dirty bitch. 1809 01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:58,459 - What can I say, I just needed a little help 1810 01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:00,194 catching this guy. 1811 01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:02,162 Look I didn't expect it to go this far. 1812 01:25:02,164 --> 01:25:04,765 I had no idea an RV could go that fast. 1813 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,100 We're just trying to figure out 1814 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,818 where they package the stuff. 1815 01:25:07,819 --> 01:25:09,535 - What the fuck man, you used us, again! 1816 01:25:09,538 --> 01:25:10,838 We almost died! 1817 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,707 - Ah, you didn't almost die. 1818 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,575 We were watching you the whole time, you were fine. 1819 01:25:14,577 --> 01:25:17,211 This guy and his crew have been doing the same thing 1820 01:25:17,213 --> 01:25:20,114 for years, running drugs through legitimate businesses. 1821 01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:22,649 And now their new deal is apparently smuggling heroin 1822 01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:24,351 in dip cans. 1823 01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:26,553 That little favor you were gonna do for Cyrus 1824 01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:30,824 is worth about 26 million dollars on the streets. 1825 01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,593 And he was just gonna turn around and do it again 1826 01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:35,362 because the dip always comes back to him. 1827 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,431 And you guys, well, you were gonna wind up 1828 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,832 with four holes. 1829 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,069 - Well shit. 1830 01:25:42,070 --> 01:25:43,837 Good to know law enforcement's doing their fucking job. 1831 01:25:43,839 --> 01:25:45,339 - What the fuck, Darcy? - Ow, shit. 1832 01:25:45,341 --> 01:25:47,741 - This guy is fucking dead! 1833 01:25:47,743 --> 01:25:48,742 Whoo. 1834 01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:51,545 - What the hell are we gonna do? 1835 01:25:51,547 --> 01:25:54,248 I just wanna grab my dip, get in the RV 1836 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:55,966 and go the fuck home! 1837 01:25:55,967 --> 01:25:57,683 - Can I get this fucking bullet out of my arm first? 1838 01:25:57,686 --> 01:25:59,820 - We'll get that bullet out of your arm. 1839 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:02,756 About that dip, I got bad news for you. 1840 01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:04,358 I know you guys have been through a lot 1841 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,759 but unfortunately, we're gonna have 1842 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,628 to confiscate the dip. 1843 01:26:09,214 --> 01:26:10,797 It's now considered a Federal crime scene 1844 01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:11,798 and that's evidence. 1845 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,700 So look, I'm sorry. 1846 01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:15,502 - This is bullshit! 1847 01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:18,372 - Tell you what I'm gonna do. 1848 01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:20,474 When all this is over, 1849 01:26:20,476 --> 01:26:22,709 I will pay you guys a visit. 1850 01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:26,213 Your country owes you a debt of gratitude. 1851 01:26:26,215 --> 01:26:29,950 All right, come on, let's get you patched up. 1852 01:26:35,558 --> 01:26:37,224 - So I know it's been a few months, boys, 1853 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:39,293 but I'm glad you made it back here. 1854 01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:41,128 - Ah, yeah. 1855 01:26:41,129 --> 01:26:42,962 Needed some time to cool off from that damn dip run. 1856 01:26:42,963 --> 01:26:44,796 - Yeah, it's good to be back with you guys. 1857 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,633 Let's party. 1858 01:26:46,634 --> 01:26:48,467 - Hey, as long as it's not transfusion night, I'm down. 1859 01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:50,304 - Fuck that place. 1860 01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:52,339 Right, let's just keep it low key, 1861 01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:53,774 have a few beers in my backyard. 1862 01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:57,344 No road trips for a while, boys. 1863 01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:01,281 Oh, shit. 1864 01:27:02,418 --> 01:27:04,251 Listen to this text. 1865 01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,652 "Don't go nowhere. 1866 01:27:05,654 --> 01:27:07,221 "I'm still listening." 1867 01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:07,888 Sorry. 1868 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,145 - Ah shit. 1869 01:27:09,146 --> 01:27:10,401 I knew they were still listening in. 1870 01:27:10,402 --> 01:27:11,657 - Is that that asshole DEA agent again? 1871 01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:13,076 - Oh hell no. 1872 01:27:13,077 --> 01:27:14,493 I'd rather do the opposite of what that guy says. 1873 01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:15,495 I'm out. 1874 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,734 - Whoah, where do you think you're going, cowboy? 1875 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:21,668 - What? 1876 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,153 What the? 1877 01:27:23,154 --> 01:27:24,637 - Oh, look at you guys. 1878 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,640 So great to see that you're all back together again. 1879 01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:29,943 But then again I knew that, that's why I'm here. 1880 01:27:29,945 --> 01:27:31,612 Why don't you have a seat? 1881 01:27:31,614 --> 01:27:32,913 - What's bring you out here? 1882 01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:33,981 Our dip run days are over. 1883 01:27:33,983 --> 01:27:35,683 - I know, I know. 1884 01:27:35,684 --> 01:27:37,384 And believe me, I won't take up too much of your time. 1885 01:27:37,386 --> 01:27:39,019 I know you're all eager to have beer 1886 01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:40,654 in Darcy's backyard. 1887 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,856 The bust that you helped us with 1888 01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:46,293 helped us to locate the main distribution hub 1889 01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,979 of 22 states. 1890 01:27:48,980 --> 01:27:51,664 The Federal Government confiscated about 1.4 billion dollars 1891 01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:53,617 worth of heroin. 1892 01:27:53,618 --> 01:27:55,568 And we made 236 arrests all over the country. 1893 01:27:55,571 --> 01:27:57,738 So on behalf of the US Government, 1894 01:27:57,740 --> 01:28:01,375 I am here to offer you a piece of the pie. 1895 01:28:01,377 --> 01:28:03,060 A reward if you will. 1896 01:28:03,061 --> 01:28:04,744 - Finally, what's the reward looking like? 1897 01:28:04,747 --> 01:28:06,280 - Yeah, show us the money. 1898 01:28:06,282 --> 01:28:07,881 - Well, don't get too excited. 1899 01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:11,318 It's probably not as much as you're hoping it is. 1900 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,621 I did what I could, but it is the government after all 1901 01:28:14,623 --> 01:28:16,556 so in the end you're only gonna see 1902 01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:19,693 right around seven million dollars. 1903 01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:21,561 - What? 1904 01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,082 - And we got your dip. 1905 01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:26,499 And we're gonna set you up with a company 1906 01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:28,502 with legitimate distribution. 1907 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:32,372 Here is the paperwork for your 10 year contract. 1908 01:28:32,374 --> 01:28:34,641 Oh, and before I forget. 1909 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:35,642 Angel. 1910 01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:38,812 Angel's got to bring you, 1911 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,898 yes, there we are. 1912 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,983 Oh and everything you make after today 1913 01:28:42,985 --> 01:28:46,586 is going to be completely tax free. 1914 01:28:46,588 --> 01:28:48,522 That's something that I did for you 1915 01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:50,713 just because I like you. 1916 01:28:50,714 --> 01:28:52,903 So please for the love of God, don't embarrass me. 1917 01:28:52,904 --> 01:28:55,093 Don't make me regret that I did this, okay? 1918 01:28:56,398 --> 01:28:57,531 - Oh! - Dick! 1919 01:28:58,500 --> 01:28:59,633 - Holy shit. 1920 01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:04,638 Now that's how you do a dip run, boys. 1921 01:29:22,925 --> 01:29:26,626 ♪ Rambler ♪ 1922 01:29:26,628 --> 01:29:28,495 ♪ Come back home ♪ 1923 01:29:28,497 --> 01:29:31,598 ♪ Come back home ♪ 1924 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,968 ♪ I know ♪ 1925 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:37,771 ♪ You're alone ♪ 1926 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:40,707 - B speed. 1927 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:43,944 - 68 kilo, take one, marker. 1928 01:29:43,946 --> 01:29:46,196 And camera speeds. 1929 01:29:46,197 --> 01:29:48,447 - Scene 30 Bravo, take two. 1930 01:29:48,450 --> 01:29:50,751 - Hard time reaching that button in front. 1931 01:29:50,753 --> 01:29:51,669 - All right. 1932 01:29:51,670 --> 01:29:52,586 - I was talking about sex. 1933 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:54,921 - Scene 30, Charlie. 1934 01:29:54,923 --> 01:29:56,523 Take one. 1935 01:29:56,525 --> 01:29:57,524 Got it. 1936 01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:02,796 Scene 30, Charlie, take two. 1937 01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:08,802 - All right, I really can't see your head. 1938 01:30:08,804 --> 01:30:10,971 You're gonna have to be a little more-- 1939 01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:13,573 - Fuck, god damn, I knew it. 1940 01:30:14,510 --> 01:30:16,042 - On the lap, boy. 1941 01:30:19,148 --> 01:30:20,013 Face down. 1942 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,984 - 46, Alpha, take two. 1943 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:25,902 Slate real quick. 1944 01:30:25,903 --> 01:30:27,052 - Let me know when you're ready. 1945 01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:29,189 - Camera speeding. 1946 01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:32,626 - Open it, say again, 46 Bravo, take two. 1947 01:30:32,628 --> 01:30:33,894 Second sticks. 1948 01:30:36,465 --> 01:30:37,464 Go. 1949 01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:42,135 - I'm not a slater, bro. 1950 01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:51,111 - Wake the fuck up, Dave, we gotta go! 1951 01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:54,948 - What the fuck? 1952 01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:56,783 Is this dip spit? 1953 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,151 Did you fucking throw dip spit on me? 1954 01:30:58,153 --> 01:31:00,086 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1955 01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,655 Your mom fucking drop you on your head 1956 01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:03,490 when you're a child, what the fuck? 1957 01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:06,960 The fuck? 1958 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,499 - Hey! 1959 01:31:12,501 --> 01:31:13,834 I'm meditating. 1960 01:31:17,539 --> 01:31:18,872 Hey, I'm medita... 1961 01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:29,049 ♪ Rambler ♪ 1962 01:31:29,051 --> 01:31:31,618 ♪ Come back home ♪ 1963 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:34,521 ♪ Come back home ♪ 1964 01:31:34,523 --> 01:31:38,091 ♪ You're in ♪ 1965 01:31:38,093 --> 01:31:43,029 ♪ Rolling Stone ♪ 1966 01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,664 ♪ Been on the road for a while ♪ 1967 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,566 ♪ Looking at the dial ♪ 1968 01:31:46,568 --> 01:31:48,635 ♪ Drive another mile ♪ 1969 01:31:48,637 --> 01:31:49,690 ♪ Hard to see my family smile ♪ 1970 01:31:49,691 --> 01:31:50,744 ♪ Then my lifestyle ♪ 1971 01:31:50,745 --> 01:31:51,798 ♪ Cold case file ♪ 1972 01:31:51,799 --> 01:31:52,852 ♪ Like I feel like I'm on trial♪ 1973 01:31:52,853 --> 01:31:53,906 ♪ What you gonna do ♪ 1974 01:31:53,909 --> 01:31:54,962 ♪ What you got to prove ♪ 1975 01:31:54,963 --> 01:31:56,016 ♪ Why you gotta move ♪ 1976 01:31:56,017 --> 01:31:57,070 ♪ They all disapprove ♪ 1977 01:31:57,071 --> 01:31:58,124 ♪ What is there to see ♪ 1978 01:31:58,125 --> 01:31:59,178 ♪ Here up in the breeze ♪ 1979 01:31:59,181 --> 01:32:01,126 ♪ Countin' all the trees ♪ 1980 01:32:01,127 --> 01:32:03,072 ♪ Freedom is the key ♪ 1981 01:32:03,073 --> 01:32:05,018 ♪ I was born to ramble ♪ 1982 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:08,088 ♪ It's in my blood ♪ 1983 01:32:15,898 --> 01:32:17,314 - I wanna get out of here. 1984 01:32:17,315 --> 01:32:18,731 - Dude you can't leave us right now, man. 1985 01:32:18,734 --> 01:32:19,766 - Yeah man, come on. 1986 01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:22,569 It's just a little bite. 1987 01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:25,005 - We're doing this to achieve the American dream. 1988 01:32:25,007 --> 01:32:27,040 Come on, your fans and everyone 1989 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:27,908 are gonna love it. 1990 01:32:30,245 --> 01:32:31,311 Sometimes we go through-- 1991 01:32:33,615 --> 01:32:34,614 Fuck. 1992 01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:38,018 We're doin'-- 1993 01:32:38,019 --> 01:32:39,118 - Go back to the line, 1994 01:32:39,119 --> 01:32:40,218 go back to the line before, Chris. 1995 01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:41,121 - Yes sir. 1996 01:32:42,324 --> 01:32:43,323 - No. 1997 01:32:45,761 --> 01:32:48,662 - You just can't leave us like that, dude. 1998 01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:50,030 - Yeah, come on man. 1999 01:32:54,202 --> 01:32:55,991 What the fuck? 2000 01:32:55,992 --> 01:32:57,781 - Sorry guys, I'm sorry. 2001 01:32:57,782 --> 01:32:59,571 - Take that dick, you cocksucker! 2002 01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:08,348 You never fuck, 2003 01:33:08,349 --> 01:33:09,849 where were you, I'm falling on my back here. 2004 01:33:12,054 --> 01:33:13,086 - Action! 2005 01:33:18,727 --> 01:33:21,061 - That was definitely a fucking challenge. 2006 01:33:21,063 --> 01:33:22,295 - The hell happened to your shoes? 2007 01:33:22,297 --> 01:33:23,296 Okay. 2008 01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:28,835 - Peabody here pissed his fucking pants. 2009 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,036 - Great rape! 2010 01:33:30,038 --> 01:33:31,104 Great trip! 2011 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,343 - I think I'm in love. 2012 01:33:36,345 --> 01:33:37,511 - You're in love? 2013 01:33:37,512 --> 01:33:38,678 - What a great girl. 2014 01:33:38,679 --> 01:33:39,845 - I don't want her, you can have her. 2015 01:33:39,846 --> 01:33:41,012 She's too c-c-crazy for me. 2016 01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:45,885 - It's ridiculous, man. 2017 01:33:47,889 --> 01:33:48,888 She was hot though. 2018 01:33:48,890 --> 01:33:49,889 - What a nice lady. 2019 01:33:49,891 --> 01:33:51,366 Fuckin' nut job. 2020 01:33:51,367 --> 01:33:52,842 - What's the details? 2021 01:33:52,843 --> 01:33:54,318 What else we gotta know about this deal? 2022 01:33:54,319 --> 01:33:55,794 - Well, the details are, we show up, 2023 01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:57,697 we drop the dough, grab out dip, 2024 01:33:57,699 --> 01:33:59,199 and we skip town. 2025 01:33:59,201 --> 01:34:00,951 What other details do you need? 2026 01:34:00,952 --> 01:34:02,702 Should we stop off and buy him a dozen roses, 2027 01:34:02,704 --> 01:34:05,138 maybe a box of chocolates too, while we're at it. 2028 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:06,406 - Oh, chocolates? 2029 01:34:06,408 --> 01:34:07,941 I'm down. 2030 01:34:07,943 --> 01:34:08,942 Oh, chocolates? 2031 01:34:08,944 --> 01:34:10,043 I'm down. 2032 01:34:10,045 --> 01:34:10,910 Oh, chocolates? 2033 01:34:10,912 --> 01:34:11,778 I'm down. 2034 01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:12,779 Oh, chocolates? 2035 01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:13,980 I'm down. 2036 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,215 Oh, chocolates? 2037 01:34:15,217 --> 01:34:16,716 I'm down. 2038 01:34:19,788 --> 01:34:21,421 - Um, yeah, cut. 2039 01:34:21,423 --> 01:34:22,956 - Speed. 2040 01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:24,780 - 17, take one, marker. 2041 01:34:24,781 --> 01:34:26,603 - Gonna have to look at your marks 2042 01:34:26,604 --> 01:34:28,426 when you walk in, fuckin' dummies. 2043 01:34:29,665 --> 01:34:30,997 - I'm using my peripheral vision. 2044 01:34:30,999 --> 01:34:32,265 - Quiet on set, please. 2045 01:34:32,267 --> 01:34:33,483 - Speed. 2046 01:34:33,484 --> 01:34:34,700 - Just go faster than him, Jessie. 2047 01:34:34,703 --> 01:34:35,368 - Mark it. 2048 01:34:35,370 --> 01:34:36,736 Sound speeding. 2049 01:34:36,737 --> 01:34:38,103 54 take two, marker. 2050 01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,975 - That's not gonna work. 2051 01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:43,510 - Camera's set. 2052 01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:45,044 - Quiet on the set. 2053 01:34:45,814 --> 01:34:46,813 Action! 2054 01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:51,284 - I'll go. 2055 01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:55,755 - Dude, you didn't pass me? 2056 01:34:55,757 --> 01:34:56,756 I was walking. 2057 01:34:58,460 --> 01:34:59,325 - Cut! 2058 01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:08,968 - Wake the fuck up, Dave! 2059 01:35:11,373 --> 01:35:13,173 - Cut, reset! 2060 01:35:19,247 --> 01:35:22,182 - Wake the fuck up, Dave! 2061 01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:25,085 - Fuck! 2062 01:35:26,671 --> 01:35:28,254 - Fuck you, dave! 2063 01:35:28,256 --> 01:35:31,458 - And follow the RV, follow me. 2064 01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:34,494 - I'm running? 2065 01:35:34,496 --> 01:35:35,795 Running, right? 2066 01:35:35,797 --> 01:35:36,463 Did he say running? 2067 01:35:36,465 --> 01:35:37,714 - Yeah. 2068 01:35:37,715 --> 01:35:38,964 - Jesus, you guys, run, run, run. 2069 01:35:38,967 --> 01:35:39,833 - Okay. 2070 01:35:39,835 --> 01:35:40,934 - Speed. 2071 01:35:40,936 --> 01:35:43,136 Apple 63 Apple, take two. 2072 01:35:44,372 --> 01:35:46,139 - You have no idea what I would've done to you 2073 01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:47,574 five years ago. 2074 01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:49,008 Let's get the fuck outta here, boys. 2075 01:35:49,010 --> 01:35:51,277 We got a dip brand to hit. 2076 01:35:54,282 --> 01:35:55,215 - Fuck you. 2077 01:35:59,821 --> 01:36:01,121 - Hey, Jesse. 2078 01:36:01,123 --> 01:36:02,889 Let me talk about your fart box. 2079 01:36:05,293 --> 01:36:07,293 - Speeding, awesome. 2080 01:36:07,295 --> 01:36:08,995 - 16, three echo. 2081 01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:10,497 Take one, marker. 2082 01:36:10,499 --> 01:36:12,232 - Right here, right on the show. 2083 01:36:12,234 --> 01:36:13,884 Right here, ladies and gentlemen. 2084 01:36:13,885 --> 01:36:15,535 Right here, Ed Sullivan, here we go. 2085 01:36:15,537 --> 01:36:17,003 Let's get serious. 2086 01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:18,138 Jesse rub your tits for me. 2087 01:36:18,140 --> 01:36:19,339 Here we go. 2088 01:36:19,341 --> 01:36:20,206 All right, in character. 2089 01:36:21,076 --> 01:36:22,375 It's okay. 2090 01:36:22,377 --> 01:36:23,476 Let's go ahead and do this. 2091 01:36:23,478 --> 01:36:24,861 Feel pumped. 2092 01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:26,245 Come over here and smack me around. 2093 01:36:26,248 --> 01:36:28,915 - Jesse, Jesse, please, wait. 2094 01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:31,351 Untie my right hand. 2095 01:36:31,353 --> 01:36:32,252 - Fuck you, Dave! 2096 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:42,395 ♪ You choose to roam ♪ 2097 01:36:42,397 --> 01:36:45,565 ♪ Rambler ♪ 2098 01:36:45,567 --> 01:36:48,101 ♪ Come back home ♪ 2099 01:36:48,103 --> 01:36:51,304 ♪ Come back home ♪ 2100 01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:54,574 ♪ I know ♪ 2101 01:36:54,576 --> 01:36:57,043 ♪ You're alone ♪ 2102 01:36:57,045 --> 01:37:00,313 ♪ You're alone ♪ 2103 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:03,483 ♪ Rambler ♪ 2104 01:37:03,485 --> 01:37:06,019 ♪ Come back home ♪ 2105 01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:09,222 ♪ Come back home ♪ 2106 01:37:09,224 --> 01:37:12,559 ♪ You're in ♪ 2107 01:37:12,561 --> 01:37:15,428 ♪ Rolling Stone ♪ 2108 01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:40,053 - Higher. 2109 01:37:40,055 --> 01:37:41,148 - Fuck me. 2110 01:37:41,149 --> 01:37:42,242 - Can we get the keys thrown again? 2111 01:37:42,243 --> 01:37:43,336 - Let's do it again. 2112 01:37:43,337 --> 01:37:44,430 - You're fucking fired. 2113 01:37:44,431 --> 01:37:45,524 - Put some zing on it. 2114 01:37:46,428 --> 01:37:47,293 Jesus Christ! 2115 01:37:49,330 --> 01:37:51,364 - We gotta get the fuck outta here! 2116 01:37:51,365 --> 01:37:53,399 There's inbreds trying to kill us! 2117 01:37:54,502 --> 01:37:55,902 JD? 2118 01:37:55,904 --> 01:37:56,603 JD! 2119 01:38:04,246 --> 01:38:05,111 - Cut! 2120 01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:18,624 - Apple 20, Alpha, take three. 2121 01:38:20,411 --> 01:38:22,194 Apple 20, Alpha, take five. 2122 01:38:25,133 --> 01:38:26,522 - Oh. 2123 01:38:26,523 --> 01:38:27,912 - Just stay animated, guys. 2124 01:38:27,913 --> 01:38:29,302 So you're still kinda breathing still. 2125 01:38:29,304 --> 01:38:31,237 - Keep going, keep going. 2126 01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:32,105 - Oh god. 2127 01:38:32,107 --> 01:38:33,173 - Great! 2128 01:38:33,174 --> 01:38:34,240 - And flip your wrist a little bit for me, Jared. 2129 01:38:34,241 --> 01:38:35,307 Oh, jeez, oh. 2130 01:38:35,310 --> 01:38:37,811 - Cut scene. 2131 01:38:37,812 --> 01:38:40,313 You're looking to see what the... 2132 01:38:40,315 --> 01:38:41,881 - Jared. 2133 01:38:41,882 --> 01:38:43,448 - Jared, drop your hand a little bit. 2134 01:38:43,451 --> 01:38:44,450 - There we go. 2135 01:38:44,451 --> 01:38:45,450 Oh, now he's peed himself. 2136 01:38:45,453 --> 01:38:46,452 Oh, dear god. 2137 01:38:46,454 --> 01:38:47,987 - Bottle. 2138 01:38:47,989 --> 01:38:49,022 - Are we still rolling? 2139 01:38:49,024 --> 01:38:50,423 - Still speeding. 2140 01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,291 - Shhh. 2141 01:38:51,293 --> 01:38:52,225 Still rolling. 2142 01:38:52,227 --> 01:38:53,293 Don't talk. 2143 01:38:53,295 --> 01:38:54,294 Action! 2144 01:39:04,472 --> 01:39:05,471 Cut. 2145 01:39:05,473 --> 01:39:08,408 - 21 November, take two, soft sticks. 2146 01:39:08,410 --> 01:39:09,609 Why won't you. 2147 01:39:10,478 --> 01:39:11,945 Second sticks. 2148 01:39:12,514 --> 01:39:14,147 - It's very soft. 2149 01:39:14,149 --> 01:39:15,281 Soft sticks. 2150 01:39:18,053 --> 01:39:20,687 - Getting sick of freakin' cheddar Ruffles. 2151 01:39:20,689 --> 01:39:22,221 You like cheddar Ruffles? 2152 01:39:22,223 --> 01:39:23,578 I hate cheddar Ruffles. 2153 01:39:23,579 --> 01:39:24,934 - Yeah, you really hate it. 2154 01:39:24,935 --> 01:39:26,290 You destroyed the entire bag in like five minutes. 2155 01:39:26,294 --> 01:39:28,194 You must really hate it. 2156 01:39:28,196 --> 01:39:29,262 Tastes horrible. 2157 01:39:32,133 --> 01:39:33,099 - Cut. 2158 01:39:35,236 --> 01:39:36,602 - Oh shit! 2159 01:39:36,604 --> 01:39:37,704 There's a fucking boar out there! 2160 01:39:37,706 --> 01:39:39,195 - Shit! 2161 01:39:39,196 --> 01:39:40,685 - We gotta go! 2162 01:39:40,686 --> 01:39:42,175 - Gotta get the hell out of here, go! 2163 01:39:42,177 --> 01:39:43,609 You're on my chips, asshole! 2164 01:39:43,611 --> 01:39:45,078 - Chill the fuck out, Jesse. 2165 01:39:48,383 --> 01:39:49,282 - Go! 2166 01:39:49,284 --> 01:39:50,149 What? 2167 01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:52,085 Drive, now! 2168 01:39:55,323 --> 01:39:57,524 Chips! 2169 01:40:02,597 --> 01:40:05,999 ♪ Rambler ♪ 2170 01:40:06,001 --> 01:40:08,267 ♪ Come back home ♪ 2171 01:40:08,269 --> 01:40:11,304 ♪ Come back home ♪ 2172 01:40:11,306 --> 01:40:15,041 ♪ You're in ♪ 2173 01:40:15,043 --> 01:40:17,710 ♪ Rolling Stone ♪ 2174 01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:28,972 - Hey, Dave. 2175 01:40:28,973 --> 01:40:30,223 I didn't take you for a man that dips. 2176 01:40:30,225 --> 01:40:32,292 What you dippin' on? 2177 01:40:32,293 --> 01:40:34,360 - It's that new Whitetail tobacco-free nicotine dip. 2178 01:40:34,362 --> 01:40:35,762 I've dipped a lot of stuff 2179 01:40:35,763 --> 01:40:37,163 and that stuff's the best in the business. 2180 01:40:37,165 --> 01:40:38,681 - Mind if I try a little pinch? 2181 01:40:38,682 --> 01:40:40,198 - No, go for it, but watch out. 2182 01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:41,334 That stuff packs a wollop. 2183 01:40:41,336 --> 01:40:43,603 It'll put you on your ass. 2184 01:40:51,446 --> 01:40:53,112 - Wow, that stuff is pretty good. 2185 01:40:53,114 --> 01:40:55,465 - Told ya. 2186 01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:57,817 - Looks like Whitetail Smoke has got a new customer. 2187 01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:03,389 - 44, take one, marker. 2188 01:41:14,602 --> 01:41:16,069 Set. 2189 01:41:16,071 --> 01:41:17,403 - Action! 2190 01:41:18,506 --> 01:41:19,372 - Time to dip. 2191 01:41:19,374 --> 01:41:20,673 That's all. 2192 01:41:20,675 --> 01:41:21,950 - I know, man. 2193 01:41:21,951 --> 01:41:23,226 - Hey, man, how you doing? 2194 01:41:23,227 --> 01:41:24,502 - Really, dude? 2195 01:41:24,503 --> 01:41:25,778 Out of anywhere you could piss, you piss next to me? 2196 01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:27,847 - Chill, relax. 2197 01:41:28,716 --> 01:41:31,784 I've been having some real gaming problems, dude. 2198 01:41:31,786 --> 01:41:32,852 - I heard that. 2199 01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,193 - Are you looking at my dick? 2200 01:41:44,165 --> 01:41:45,364 What is that? 2201 01:41:46,167 --> 01:41:47,266 - What? 2202 01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:49,313 I don't know, man. 2203 01:41:49,314 --> 01:41:51,359 - What the hell are you doing on my property? 2204 01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,405 - I can barely freaking see you with that camo shirt on. 2205 01:41:53,408 --> 01:41:54,724 - I look good in this man. 2206 01:41:54,725 --> 01:41:56,041 - He kinda looks like an inbred. 2207 01:41:56,042 --> 01:41:57,358 Do you think he likes sausage. 2208 01:41:57,359 --> 01:41:58,675 - I don't know, man, but he's getting closer. 2209 01:41:58,680 --> 01:41:59,891 - Thanks. 2210 01:41:59,892 --> 01:42:01,103 You look pretty good in yellow, man. 2211 01:42:01,104 --> 01:42:02,315 - Holy shit, dude, he has a freaking shovel. 2212 01:42:02,317 --> 01:42:03,316 Go! 2213 01:42:10,892 --> 01:42:12,225 Hey, hey! 2214 01:42:12,894 --> 01:42:13,893 Oh shit. 2215 01:42:19,534 --> 01:42:22,168 - You know what I bet I can pack four cans 2216 01:42:22,170 --> 01:42:24,770 quicker than you can pack one, Skippy. 2217 01:42:24,772 --> 01:42:26,639 - Are you freaking kidding me right now? 2218 01:42:26,641 --> 01:42:27,896 - Yeah? 2219 01:42:27,897 --> 01:42:29,152 Put your money where your mouth is. 2220 01:42:29,153 --> 01:42:30,408 I'm the king of dip. 2221 01:42:30,411 --> 01:42:31,544 - Well, I'm the god of dip. 2222 01:42:31,546 --> 01:42:32,812 - What? 2223 01:42:32,813 --> 01:42:34,079 I'm the Superman of dip. 2224 01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,346 - Well, where's your freaking cape then? 2225 01:42:35,350 --> 01:42:37,517 - Hey, no, I'm the juice of dip. 2226 01:42:37,519 --> 01:42:39,185 - Chris! 2227 01:42:39,187 --> 01:42:40,186 Oh, fuck! 2228 01:42:40,889 --> 01:42:42,622 No! 2229 01:42:42,624 --> 01:42:43,856 - Better yet. 2230 01:42:43,858 --> 01:42:45,191 - Jesse get up. 2231 01:42:45,193 --> 01:42:46,425 - Ow, he's on me. 2232 01:42:46,427 --> 01:42:48,261 Get him off! 2233 01:42:48,263 --> 01:42:49,212 Get him off of me! 2234 01:42:49,213 --> 01:42:50,162 - Get off! 2235 01:42:50,165 --> 01:42:51,548 - I'm the dip doctor. 2236 01:42:51,549 --> 01:42:52,932 - Does a dip doctor prescribe that sitdoll 2237 01:42:52,934 --> 01:42:55,201 on your freaking biceps? 2238 01:42:55,203 --> 01:42:56,269 - Fuck off! 2239 01:42:57,438 --> 01:42:58,471 You ready? 2240 01:42:58,473 --> 01:42:59,472 Let's go. 2241 01:43:05,446 --> 01:43:08,581 - Yellow, fuckin' help us, assholes! 2242 01:43:09,450 --> 01:43:11,384 - Go unlock the door. 2243 01:43:16,224 --> 01:43:17,723 Hey, what's up? 2244 01:43:17,725 --> 01:43:18,691 - What's up? 2245 01:43:18,692 --> 01:43:19,658 - Who's that guy? 2246 01:43:19,661 --> 01:43:20,660 - What the fuck, dude? 2247 01:43:22,564 --> 01:43:23,596 So bad. 2248 01:43:23,598 --> 01:43:24,730 - That was the worst. 154602