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- Buckle up, girls.
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There's a sexy new singer in
town, and guess what.
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He just turned 13.
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- His homemade music video "I
Wanna Marry U At Recess"
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has racked up 22 million views
in just three day.
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- Some in the music industry
are already calling him
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the next big white kid.
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- And that's why we are so
lucky to have him in the studio
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with today for his first-ever
live TV interview.
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- Please welcome ChaseDreams
and his mother Pat.
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- Hi, guys.
- Good to have you
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with us today.
- Well, thank you so much
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for having us.
- Well, of course.
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So walk us through this, okay?
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Did you always want to be a
famous singer?
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- I actually never really sang
before.
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I just made this one video for
fun,
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and I guess lots of people
liked it.
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- Yeah, they sure did.
- Sure did, yeah.
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- So, Mom, does this kind of
talent run in the family?
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You have other kids, right?
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- Yes, his older brother Cary
is an actor here
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in New York City.
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- He's really good.
- Oh, wow.
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What kind of work does he do?
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- Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and
I'm reading for the role
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of "Mat At Party Who Smells
Fart."
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[clears throat]
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[chuckles]
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Great party.
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Thank you.
- Okay, great.
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Let's go again, but this time,
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I think the fart is just bigger
and better.
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Does that make sense?
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- Yeah.
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- So, Chase, you're only 13
years old.
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It's incredible to be so
talented at such a young age.
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- Well, actually, Kathie Lee,
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that's kind of normal in our
family.
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- Oh.
- My oldest, Brooke,
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was actually a professional
dancer
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when she was Chase's age.
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- That's big.
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- So what's she doing now?
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- Um...
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[alarm beeping]
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- [groans]
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[Le1f's "Wut"]
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Ehh.
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- ♪ Came through in the
clutch ♪
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♪ Stomping like I'm up
in Louboutins ♪
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♪ Boys they wanna paint me
like I'm canvas
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♪ To do sumi on
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♪ I hate bottled water but
whatever I'm pouring Evian ♪
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♪ I'm the kind of john closet
dudes wanna go steady on ♪
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♪ Toss my gems up raise the
bar young phenomenon ♪
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♪ I make a kamikaze kamikaze
wanna firebomb ♪
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♪ I'm da bomb diggity, got ya
moms feelin' me ♪
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- So this is...
[indistinct].
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About 4,000 square feet, lots
of--
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Brooke, what are you doing up
here?
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- Just getting ready to show
this apartment to mister...
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- Global Biofund, LLC.
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- Oh.
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[laughter]
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- All right, you have to tell
us,
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how did you come up with that
fantastic name ChaseDreams?
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- It's great.
- We love that.
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- Well, I actually have that
phrase
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on a decorative rock in my
bathroom.
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- Of course you do.
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- But it also means, like,
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how it's important to chase
dreams.
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- Wow.
- Wow, like, literally.
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- My family taught me that,
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how you've got to live life to
the fullest,
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'cause you never know when it's
all gonna be over,
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so you've just got to chase
dreams.
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both: [sigh]
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- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner
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- How's everything tasting?
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Good. Good. I've been here.
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I've been here.
Everything's good?
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Hi. Everything's good?
I never left.
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Hey, you guys finished?
I didn't leave.
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- Cary.
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- Hey, Vishant,
been here the whole time.
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- I need to tell you something.
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Can you go get...the other one?
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- The other...
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gay waiter?
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Sure, yeah.
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[clears throat]
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Curtis.
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- God, I'm already not into
whatever this is.
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- Yeah.
- Hi, Vishant.
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- I wanted you both to know
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last night at my home
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my wife and I watched
"Brokeback Mountain."
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- Uh-oh.
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- I didn't like it.
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But I watched it.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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You are an ally.
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- We'll see you at Pride.
- Yes.
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- Thank you, Vishant.
- Wear that suit.
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- We love that suit
and those heavy shoes.
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- Mm-hmm.
Oh, I'm glad you're back.
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Because I have something
important to ask.
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Will you marry me at recess?
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- Oh, my God.
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For the record,
I'm very happy for him.
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- Mm-hmm, am I supposed to
believe that read.
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- I'm very happy for him.
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That's too big of a smile.
- Mm-hmm.
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How was your audition?
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- Oh, fine.
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I mean, I just--I wish--
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I wish I was auditioning for
cooler stuff by now.
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- All right, first of all,
don't knock commercials, okay?
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I once date a guy; he did one
Nasonex B commercial.
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And after three dates, he
bought me this.
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Oh, I'm not wearing it right
now, but it's this big, ugly,
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disgusting ring, and I love it.
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- Great.
Well, what went wrong?
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- Oh, he always had tiny little
balls of toilet paper
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stuck in his butt hole.
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- Okay, that's...
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oh, no one who works here,
ma'am.
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We all have very clean butt
holes.
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I handled it.
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- ♪ My friends think
I'm crazy ♪
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♪ But I was thinking maybe
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♪ I wanna marry you
at recess ♪
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- Brooke, what are you doing?
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- I'm undercover.
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Employees aren't allowed to use
the gym.
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- They're also not allowed to
squat in empty apartments.
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- I have to.
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I broke up with Lance.
- Oh, no, not Lance.
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Lance was so hot.
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- When he was 25,
but now he's 30.
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And he still says, "Damn,
Daniel."
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- But isn't he, like, a shoe
designer or something now?
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That's cool.
- No.
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No, he has ideas for shoes, and
then he draws them
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and then shoes them to me, and
I'm like, "Maybe."
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And he's had the same day job
for six years.
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- Bitch, so have we.
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- Yeah, but starting today, I'm
gonna find my passion.
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I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna chase dreams.
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- Oh.
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Oh, this is because of your
brother.
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- I mean, like, I can do
anything, you know?
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Like, the world is my oyster.
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Jo, I'm gonna try oysters.
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- But this is because of a
small child.
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I just want to make sure I'm
clear.
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- I've got to go to JFK.
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The new guy I started seeing
just landed.
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- You're meeting him at the
airport?
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- Yeah, 'cause he's hot,
and he has a real job.
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I've got to get back out there.
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I have seen one dick in four
years.
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This summer,
I'm gonna see 50 dicks.
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- Ew.
- No.
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It's empowering.
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- Honey, are you sure you
can't come have lunch?
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We're in Times Square at the
Candy Bar.
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- No, I can't Mom.
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I have that acting job,
remember?
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- Ooh, that reminds me.
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Chase just signed with a big,
fancy manager.
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- He did?
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Off of that one song?
- Yep.
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You know, at first I thought
maybe it was the same guy
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as your manager.
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- No, mine's dead.
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Remember he killed himself in
Union Square?
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- Oh, yeah, how terrible.
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Yeah, well, this one is
definitely alive,
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and when I asked, he said he
didn't know you,
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but you can meet him at dinner
tonight.
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- Okay, that sounds great.
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I have to go, Mom.
I have work, okay?
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- Okay, and don't forget you
and Brooke
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are gonna stay with us at the
hotel tonight, okay?
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- Yes, that's great.
That sounds really good.
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- Kathie Lee paid for it...
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- Oh, cool.
- My new best friend,
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mother of Cassidy and Cody.
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- Yeah, I know who she is.
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- We're two moms with a lot of
things in common.
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- Yeah, you both have kids.
Okay.
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And Agnes de Mille died in that
building there.
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Or the one next to it.
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But even though she's dead,
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the spirit of dance lives on in
New York City,
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even when you least expect it.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Gotta grab hold of life
with all of my might ♪
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♪ Like each moment just might
be my last ♪
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♪ Leave my worries behind
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♪
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♪ Leave it all in the past
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♪ Success is my vice
and I'm loading the dice ♪
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♪ For the perfect roll
every day ♪
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♪ Make it here
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♪ Make it now
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♪ Make it all come my way
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♪ I've got so much
to live for ♪
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♪ Today
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- Hey, there.
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- Hey.
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- I've got 45 minutes till my
next flight.
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- Perfect.
I hope you're hungry.
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- What?
No, I don't have time to eat.
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I've got 45 minutes.
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- Oh, no, no.
I meant hungry for...
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- Oh, your pussy?
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- Yes,
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my...pussy.
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- Sorry. Yeah, I thought you
meant, like,
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a burger or fries or, like, hot
dog or a taco...
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- No.
- Or burritos or ice cream
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or something like that.
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Yeah, I'm hungry for your
pussy.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, let's chow down.
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- [chuckles]
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Shit.
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- So, Chase, Hoda and I have
heard that you are already
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quite the hit with the ladies.
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- Yes, they are nice.
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- But as I always say,
I'm the original dreamer.
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- That's right, 'cause she is
the one
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who gave me a dream to chase.
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- You should put that in your
next song.
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- Oh, yes.
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- Oh, they said other people
are writing my next song.
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- Well, anyway, our sincere
apologies to our girl
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Kerry Washington, 'cause we
ended up
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going along with Chase.
- So sorry, Kerry...
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- They bumped Kerry Washington?
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What is happening?
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- What's up, roomie?
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- Oh, hey.
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- You want me to start this
over?
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"Survivor: Heroes versus
Villains."
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- That's okay; I've already
seen this one,
253
00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:21,068
like, seven years ago.
254
00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:22,413
- Best finale ever, right?
255
00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:26,551
- Yeah, very good.
256
00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:27,965
[clears throat]
257
00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:33,172
[heartbeat thumping]
258
00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,827
I don't know how you still
watch this show.
259
00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:40,344
I mean, there's too many
close-ups of feet
260
00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:41,896
with bug bites.
261
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,724
- [chuckles]
You're funny.
262
00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,275
[heartbeat thumping]
263
00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:56,620
[heartbeat thumping rapidly]
264
00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:01,310
- Mmm.
265
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,620
- Mm-mm-mm.
- Mmm.
266
00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:07,034
[phone buzzing]
- Oh, sorry, gotta run.
267
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,000
- Oh, that--no.
268
00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:12,482
- I'll be back at JFK for 70
minutes on Thursday.
269
00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,482
- Oh.
- Maybe I can meet you
270
00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,827
at the baggage carousel
bathroom
271
00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,586
and kiss you on the lips,
272
00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,482
your, uh, private lips.
273
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,344
- Bleh. Uh, listen, Jeff.
274
00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,931
As gorgeous as that just
sounded,
275
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:27,620
I think we should just move on,
you know.
276
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:31,034
We're both busy, you with work,
and me with my quest
277
00:10:31,137 --> 00:10:33,344
to chase dreams.
278
00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:37,448
- Mm.
- But you are a great guy.
279
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,551
And I'm sure you're an even
better pilot.
280
00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,241
- I'm a flight attendant.
281
00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:42,310
- What?
282
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,344
- Yeah, I'm not a pilot.
283
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,034
I'm a flight attendant.
284
00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:46,793
- Can I tell people that you
were a pilot?
285
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,000
- What's wrong with being a
flight attendant?
286
00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:50,172
- Nothing.
It's just you're not gay.
287
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,379
- That's homophobic.
288
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,241
- No, it's not.
I have a gay brother.
289
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,482
- Yeah, no dur.
Everybody does.
290
00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:58,379
Hey, so this has been really,
really fun.
291
00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,620
- Mm.
292
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:00,931
- You know how to see yourself
out?
293
00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,310
- Yeah, I just open the door,
and I walk out.
294
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:06,724
- Yeah.
295
00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,931
- Okay.
296
00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:12,379
- ♪ It's been a long time
coming mommy ♪
297
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:13,896
♪ I'm on a roll
298
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,758
♪ Hear your boy
coming with a fat bankroll ♪
299
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,931
♪ Stamina with a whole
lot of attitude ♪
300
00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:23,206
- [clears throat]
301
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,586
- I think I'm gonna take a nap.
302
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,068
- Um, do you, uh,
303
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,965
do you want me to lay with you
or...
304
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:36,689
- [chuckles]
Well, that might be weird.
305
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:37,931
- Yeah.
- Since we're just roommates.
306
00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:39,793
- Yeah, no.
- And I'm straight, so...
307
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,689
- Yeah, yeah, you know, I know.
308
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,620
- But we're cool, right, dude?
309
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,517
- Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, we're cool.
310
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,586
We're cool, cool, cool, cool.
311
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,275
- Yeah, fo sho, fo sho.
312
00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:49,517
Yeah, all right, cool, cool.
313
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,551
My playa.
314
00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:54,448
All right, um, I'm gonna take a
nap too.
315
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,137
[clears throat]
I'm pretty tired.
316
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,206
- ♪ It's been a long time
coming mommy ♪
317
00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,551
♪ I'm on a roll
318
00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:00,965
♪ Hear my boy
coming with a fat ♪
319
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,448
- [snoring]
320
00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:06,344
[gentle piano music]
321
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:13,344
♪
322
00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:23,275
- [sighs]
323
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:26,172
[airplane engine roaring]
324
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:33,206
♪
325
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:43,275
- What?
326
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,655
- God, I mean, maybe he is
straight.
327
00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:47,241
- No, okay, he's initiating
this stuff.
328
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,689
Plus, I can feel his boner
through his shorts.
329
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:52,689
- Well, what kind of shorts?
330
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:56,103
- Red mesh basketball shorts.
331
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,137
- I'm sorry.
332
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,965
- Ugh, I mean, he does bring
girls over
333
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:03,448
to the place sometimes, and he
still watches "Survivor,"
334
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:04,517
which is, like...
335
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,620
both: Violently straight.
336
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:07,103
- But I don't know.
337
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,206
I think he's bisexual,
because it's not 2010 anymore.
338
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,620
Those people are real now.
They exist.
339
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,344
- Yeah, I mean, I'm basically
bisexual.
340
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,379
- No, you're not.
341
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,275
You just dress up for Pride.
342
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,034
- Okay, whatever.
343
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:23,862
Listen, Cary, hey, I love you,
but you've got to stop this.
344
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,793
You need to try being in a real
relationship,
345
00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,344
like what me and Lance had.
346
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:29,862
- You and Lance didn't fuck
for a year.
347
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:32,965
- That's just because he dabbed
all the time.
348
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:33,931
Whatever.
349
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,000
Tonight's all about
ChaseDreams.
350
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:39,000
I do not want to talk about...
351
00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:40,310
Lance?
352
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,241
- Hell yeah.
353
00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:47,620
Lance, what are you doing
here?
354
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,689
And why is your finger broken?
355
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,655
- Oh, turns out I can't do a
backflip.
356
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,172
- Brookie, hi.
357
00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,275
Of course I invited Lance.
358
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,448
He's your boyfriend.
359
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,724
And my Care Bear.
360
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:01,551
- Mom, love the ensemble.
361
00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:04,689
- Thank you.
It's from the Candy Bar.
362
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,310
- No, I meant the jacket.
363
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,310
- Yeah, Candy Bar.
364
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,344
- Wow.
365
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,862
- So, guys, we're just right
back here.
366
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:14,827
Cary was kind enough to get us
the VIP table.
367
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,655
- So, Lance, are you still at
Foot Locker?
368
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,655
- No, he's at Google now.
369
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,241
- Hey, hey, hey, these the
sibs?
370
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,413
- I think so.
371
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,310
- This is Chase's new manager.
372
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,379
- Streeter.
373
00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,758
I've heard so much about you
two.
374
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:30,172
Whoo, I mean,
375
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:32,206
but I promise you I will take
care of your little bro.
376
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,241
- Yeah, sure.
377
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,517
- He's a special dude.
378
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,862
He's--he's talented,
yet he's humble,
379
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:40,448
also sexy,
but he's a businessman.
380
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:43,034
He's 13, but an icon.
381
00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,724
And girls are horny for him,
yet they respect him,
382
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:46,862
and he respects them.
383
00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:48,724
He respects everyone.
384
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:51,413
He is everything...
385
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,344
to me.
386
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:59,137
He's my best friend.
387
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:01,931
- Well, it's very nice to meet
all of what you are.
388
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,448
- Cary, Cary, come.
389
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:07,448
- Hey, Vishant, I'm actually--
I'm not working tonight.
390
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:08,931
I just--
391
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,379
- I wanted you to know I saw
another gay film today.
392
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:15,103
It had way more sex than
"Brokeback Mountain."
393
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,172
But I think I liked it better.
394
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:21,586
It was called "Cody Rides
Tristan."
395
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,551
- I think that was a porn,
Vishant.
396
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:24,965
[glass dinging]
397
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:28,034
- I just want to say thank you
all so very much
398
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:30,620
for coming to celebrate Chase's
big day.
399
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:31,965
- Wait.
Where is Chase?
400
00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:34,551
- Oh, yeah, that's my B.
401
00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:36,827
I biffed it right out of the
gate.
402
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,448
- What happened?
403
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,448
- I just wanted to get his
little body jacked up
404
00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:42,344
for the Kids Choice Awards.
405
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:45,793
He's presenting Best Kiss next
month with Meghan Trainor.
406
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:46,827
- Ha.
- Yeah.
407
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:47,931
- He is?
- Yeah.
408
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,965
So I told him he can only have,
like,
409
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:53,758
a dozen raw eggs for lunch,
and he's lying on the floor
410
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,275
back at the hotel room on a
tarp.
411
00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:56,620
- Damn, Daniel.
412
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,103
- No.
- No, no.
413
00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:00,482
- No, no.
- That's done.
414
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,482
- But we can still celebrate my
children who are here.
415
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,310
Because I'm equally proud of
both of you.
416
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,965
To my Care Bear, who's working
so hard at becoming an actor.
417
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,448
- Oh.
- I am an actor now, Mom.
418
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:12,793
I'm--I'm acting.
419
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:15,034
- And Brookie, my little
dancing queen.
420
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,310
- I haven't danced in 12 years.
421
00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:20,931
- And Lance, America's next top
shoe designer.
422
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,413
- Thank you.
You know what?
423
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,379
I actually came up with three
new ideas for shoes today.
424
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,517
One: laces on the bottom.
425
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,689
Two: shoes but invisible.
426
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,137
Three: edible shoes.
427
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,965
- Wait, I'm sorry, so you just
walk around in the shoes
428
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,931
all day and then eat them?
429
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,310
- Hell yeah if you're hungry.
- Oh, my God.
430
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,931
I wish it was still okay to say
"retarded."
431
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:41,655
- Ho, no, wait, mamacita,
ChaseDreams loves all people
432
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,344
of all mental faculties.
433
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,827
- Jesus Christ.
- Yes, even Jesus Christ.
434
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,310
- Oh, my God, Mom,
I broke up with Lance.
435
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,758
- What?
- Yes, two weeks ago.
436
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:51,241
- Oh, honey.
437
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,620
Are you doing okay?
- Yes, I'm great.
438
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,172
I'm way better than I was
before.
439
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,000
No offense, Lance.
- What?
440
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,896
- 'Cause I finally get to
figure out what it is
441
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,137
that I want to do with my life.
442
00:17:00,241 --> 00:17:02,931
I already decided that I'm
gonna see 50...
443
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:03,965
- States.
- States.
444
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,172
both: States.
445
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,379
- I'm gonna travel.
- See 'em all.
446
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:07,827
- I'm gonna drive across the
country.
447
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:08,931
I'm gonna be a travel agent,
travel writer,
448
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,344
travel photographer,
all the things, Mom...
449
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,379
- More wine.
- Because, you know,
450
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,827
I'm free to be me,
which rhymed.
451
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:17,793
I'm gonna be a rapper,
rap critic.
452
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,793
The point is, Mom, is that I'm
rock solid.
453
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,724
We both are.
- Mm-hmm.
454
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:24,034
- Cary had a callback today.
455
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,517
- Cary.
- Hey.
456
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,482
- Bravo.
457
00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:28,689
- Go, Care.
458
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,758
- Yay.
- It's really--it's nothing.
459
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:36,103
It's just...it's a commercial
where I smell a fart.
460
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,103
Yeah, I just--I just go,
like...
461
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,793
- Oh, that was good.
462
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,000
It was very natural.
463
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,586
- Full disclosure: I just
farted moments ago,
464
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:48,793
so--it's the eggs.
465
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:50,137
- I do smell it now.
466
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,793
- Anyway, the point is, Mom, we
might not be the hot
467
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:56,034
new twink or whatever,
468
00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:59,689
but all three of your kids are
hot,
469
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,482
equally successful millennials.
470
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,827
- What? You guys aren't
millennials.
471
00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:04,068
- Yeah, we are.
- We Googled it.
472
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,379
- We looked it up.
both: It's 1982 and after.
473
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:06,482
- So that's--
- Well, actually,
474
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,379
Chance is Gen Z.
475
00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:10,000
- It's Chase.
- His name is Chase.
476
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,793
- Yeah, what did I say?
477
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:13,620
- Brookie, honey, listen to me.
478
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:16,827
I don't care if any of you are
famous as long as you're happy.
479
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,655
That's all that matters to me.
480
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,724
Okay, both of you, come on,
come on right now.
481
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:22,482
I want you to give me a hug.
Come around the table.
482
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:23,827
- Mom.
- Right now.
483
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,172
- Ugh.
- I love you both so much.
484
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,689
But be careful of the studs,
'cause they're very sharp.
485
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:31,758
- Love you, Mom.
- Love you, Mom.
486
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,931
- Love you too.
487
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:37,172
- This hotel room in insane.
488
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,517
- Look at all this shit.
489
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:44,068
These are all gifts from an
adult to a child.
490
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,000
- "Congratulations on your big
hit.
491
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:47,896
"Think of me for your future
projects.
492
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,620
Your fan, Debra Messing."
493
00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,000
- Oh, Debra.
- Debra, no.
494
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,896
- Hey, can I sleep with you
guys?
495
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,241
both: Hey.
496
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,931
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah.
497
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,448
You feeling better?
498
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,172
- Yeah.
499
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,965
I'm still kind of sick, though.
- Yeah.
500
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:07,000
- We heard about all those
eggs.
501
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,655
- Mom said you got a callback
for a commercial
502
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,793
and it could maybe be on TV?
503
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:13,758
- I did.
I did, yeah.
504
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:14,827
- That's awesome.
505
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,965
- Yeah.
- Thank you. Thanks.
506
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,896
- Hey, did you have fun today?
507
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,517
- It was okay.
508
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,896
Streeter made them put makeup
on my arms.
509
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,620
- [chuckling]
510
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,827
- [chuckles]
- Did they look stupid?
511
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:28,827
- No.
- No, no, no.
512
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,034
- They looked gorgeous.
513
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,103
- Are you excited to go back to
Ohio tomorrow?
514
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:38,000
- Yeah, but can we hang out
again next week?
515
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:40,482
- Like, in New York?
516
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:43,000
- Yeah, Streeter says I'm gonna
be out here a lot.
517
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:46,655
I might do school online.
518
00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,862
- Cool.
- Cool.
519
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,517
- That's great.
520
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,827
That's good for you.
521
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:02,827
- I miss Dad.
522
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:06,379
- Yeah, me too.
523
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:11,068
- Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to sleep.
524
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:12,793
- All right, bud.
- Okay.
525
00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,103
- [whispers] This is crazy.
526
00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:19,482
- [whispers] Oh, my God.
527
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,931
- Is he gonna be, like, legit
famous?
528
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,000
- No. There's no way.
529
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,137
- Yeah, no, right?
530
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:28,758
I mean, how big could he
really get?
531
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:32,413
[dramatic musical flourish]
532
00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:34,586
[bell dings]
533
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:38,448
[upbeat music]
534
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,689
- ♪ Girl since the age
of ten ♪
535
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,620
♪ I knew that I would spend
536
00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:46,586
♪ My whole life with you
537
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,551
♪ 'Cause girl you're the
cutest girl ♪
538
00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,620
♪ IN the entire world
539
00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:53,068
♪ And I would die for you
540
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,551
♪ 'Cause when we are
together ♪
541
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,655
♪ I could play forever
542
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:01,862
♪ I like your blues eyes and
green dress ♪
543
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,827
♪ My friends think I'm crazy
544
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,965
♪ But I was thinking maybe
545
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:09,620
♪ I wanna marry you
at recess ♪
546
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,068
♪ Uh-huh
547
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:14,827
- I mean, I don't not get it.
548
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,931
- ♪ More than a couple
we could be a team ♪
549
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:19,827
♪ And together chase dreams
550
00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:22,241
- Quick question: does my
character,
551
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,827
does he want to be a this
party?
552
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,206
- Hmm, that's a good question.
553
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:27,034
Ethan?
554
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:29,000
- Um, I think you're just sort
of, like, whatever,
555
00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,482
and then the fart.
556
00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:31,827
- Okay, did you get that?
557
00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:33,413
You're just sort of, like,
whatever, and then the fart.
558
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:34,620
- Great.
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