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You know...
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you think that when you get old,
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you'll pass on all your junk to your kids,
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and it'll become their problemto deal with
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when you're gone.
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Guess what?
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I never had any kids.
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And I've got a whole lot of junk.
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Morning.
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Hi.
-Can I help with anything?
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You want anything?
-Thank you. Just looking.
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So, here I am.
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I'll give it to you for 30. It's okay.
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You can have this, look.
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That's 15.
-Yeah, thanks.
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Got that? Thirty-five.
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I just love estate sales.
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You know, 'cause they, like,
give you a glimpse into a person's life.
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Eighty-three fifty.
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Did you know the owner?
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I did.
-How did she die?
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Cancer.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Who was she?
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Nice choice.
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Thank you very much.
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I have livedin this same apartment for 46 years.
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Ugh!
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I don't know where the years have gone.
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Oh, my God.
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Ah, my mom.
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She used to say that we don't die.
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We live on through the memorieswe leave behind.
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Goodbye.
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I guess this is it for me.
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* Sometimes I'm tired and I wonder *
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* What's so all-fired important *
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* About being someplace at some time *
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* Oh, but I don't really mind *
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* 'Cause I could be on Easy Street *
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* And I know that you've got to takeThe bitter with the sweet *
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* I guess it gets to everyone *
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* You think you're not having any fun *
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* And you wonder what you're doing *
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* Playing the games you play *
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* Hey, well, it's true what they say *
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* If you want to feel complete *
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* Don't you know that you've got to takeThe bitter with the sweet *
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Hi, Martha.This is Lindsey from Dr. Lee's office.
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You missed your appointment this morning.
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I'd like to cancel, actually.
-Ugh...
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No, I mean, what I'm saying is
I'd like to cancel all my appointments.
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But your chemo starts next week.You should really just speak with her.
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No, Lindsey!
I'm not doing the treatment.
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* A friend of mine once told me *
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* And I know he knowsAll about feelin' down *
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* He said everything good in lifeYou've got to pay for *
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* But feelin' goodIs what you're paving the way for *
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Come on!
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What? Oh, c-Anytime!
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Sorry, but yeah.
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Okay, go on by!
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Go ahead!
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Really? Wow.
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Hi!
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Hey there!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, hi there!
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Hello!
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* You've got to take the bitterWith the sweet *
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* You've got to take *
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* The bitter with the sweet *
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* The bitter with the *
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* Sweet *
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* Sweet, sweet *
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* Oh *
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Oh!
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Oh, shoot.
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You like that one?
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Yeah, I'll take it.
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Oh, my goodness! You must be Martha!
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Huh? Oh.
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I'm Vicki.
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This is Gayle and Barbara.
-Hey!
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Hello!
-We are the welcoming committee.
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And this is for you.
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Oh. Oh! Ah!
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I'm sorry!
-Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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That's fine. Don't worry about it.
-You got it.
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Anyway...
-Just a little southern hospitality.
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Now, what brings you to Sun Springs?
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Oh, I'm just here to die.
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Well, I think we can aim
a little bit higher than that.
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Let's get started with the tour.
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Uh-huh.
-What do you mean, the tour?
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You're official!
-Wait, whoa.
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Yeah, let's go.
-You gotta protect that pretty skin.
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Oh, yeah.
-If you're gonna tackle this one.
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So sorry.
-We'll put that in your front yard.
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All right, put your hands up!
Come on, don't be lazy!
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We've got everything you could ever need.
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We've got three golf courses,
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two bowling alleys,
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oh, an indoor pool,
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and the outdoor pool.
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The works.
-Yeah.
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I always say,
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if you are bored in Sun Springs,
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you just need to be watered.
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It's true.
-Yeah.
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She always says that.
-She does.
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Let's move on.
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All our residents are required to join
at least one club.
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Oh.
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Now, there are over 100 of 'em.
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In the unlikely event that you can't find
the right club for you,
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fun fact!
-What?
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You can start your own!
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Gayle and I started a club
called the Southern Belles.
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Oh, is that a fact, Vicki?
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I'm not allowed to join.
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It's called the Southern Belles.
It's not called the Wisconsin Belles.
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I don't know how many times
I have to explain that to you.
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Oh, and the biggest event of the year
is the Senior Showcase.
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Oh.
-Oh, my God!
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Really?
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All of Sun Springs' talent on one stage.
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The whole community
comes out to watch. It's a real hoot.
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You're gonna love it, Martha.
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Well, I mean, I'll, uh...
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Obviously, I will be sure
and check my calendar.
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Great.
-But if you'll excuse me, ladies,
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I just want to say thanks for the tour.
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I should get going, though.
I really should-
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Wait. No, you haven't done
your safety training.
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My what?
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Safety training.
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Uh-huh.
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As Chief of Security,
it's my job to keep our residents safe.
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I run a team of highly trained volunteers,
just like Dorris here.
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Say hi, Dorris.
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Hi!
-Hello, Dorris.
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All tips are anonymous.
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So if you see something, say something.
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Like what?
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Overgrown hedges.
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Excessive lawn ornamentation.
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If someone has their Christmas lights on
past New Years, that's a big one.
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Very big.
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Well, are you authorized
to use deadly force?
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Excuse me?
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Well, let's just say it's July
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and my neighbor hasn't taken down
his Christmas lights.
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Are you gonna have the guts
to do what it takes?
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Well...
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mostly we just issue citations.
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I'm glad you find this so amusing!
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Hi! Moving in?
-Oh. Yeah.
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I was hoping you'd be a man.
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Excuse me?
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Did you know single women outlive
single men by almost ten years?
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And Lord knows there's not enough
erections around here as it is.
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Oh, we're talkin' erections, huh? Wow.
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I'm Sheryl.
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Sheryl.
-I live next door.
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Yes, Sheryl. Good to meet you.
-Hey, you don't play poker, do you?
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Because I run a weekly game,
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and we could sure use another player.
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It's all very hush-hush because
gambling's not allowed around here,
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like most things that are worthwhile.
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You should drop by tonight
and say hi to the guys.
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God, you know, it's been a very...
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Look, it's a long day for me.
I just moved in, and...
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But thanks,
I really appreciate what you're...
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The invitation's sweet.
-I get it.
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It's really nice.
Thanks so much for coming by.
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See ya.
-Great.
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Ugh, God. Bye!
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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That's it.
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Okay.
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Let's go. Move it.
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I'll play! You want one or two?
-Hey!
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Oh, God damn it.
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Hello?
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Oh, God.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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We'll send somebody right over.
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Hey, Chief.
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What is it, Dorris?
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Well, we got a 314 in progress
over there on Pleasant Valley Drive.
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Somebody's getting raped?
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Well, now...
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Mmm...
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What's a noise complaint?
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That's a 315.
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Oh. Well, yeah, that's the one.
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Let's go, let's go!
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Come on.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Hey! You didn't call the cops on me,
did you?
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Because if there's a problem,
I hope you can just come straight to me.
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Well, of course.
I mean, the same goes for you.
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Good. We need somewhere to hide.
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We?
-Come on, guys.
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I'm sorry, but...
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This'll work! Over here!
-I'll set this up.
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Well, I-
-Howdy!
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Ma'am.
-Hello.
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Get this out the way.
-Hey, Martha.
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Mm-hmm.
-You want a beer?
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Uh, no, no. Thanks so much.
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Let's do it! Here we go!
-Okay, let's go.
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Oh, snacks!
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Mm-hmm. There you go.
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Sorry about the intrusion.
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No, that's fine.
That's absolutely fine.
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I really love having strange men
in my house at all hours of the night.
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But who is that?
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Oh, that's, uh, Ben.
He's Sheryl's gardener.
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Really?
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God.
-Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, thank you.
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All right.
-All right. Come on. Ante up now.
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What is this?
-No, that's rubbish.
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Oh.
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Evening, ma'am.
-Evening.
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I just wanted to follow up on your call.
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Oh, well, don't worry.
Everything's absolutely fine now.
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No, ma'am. I'm afraid it is not.
-Huh?
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It's never that quiet over there.
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I didn't see anyone in the house,
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but there were clear signs of subterfuge.
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Subterfuge?
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Yes, ma'am.
It's like chicanery or evasion.
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I just want you to know
that Dorris and I will be on stake-out.
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Mm-hmm.
-Thank you. All right, bye.
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That's for me, Hank.
-All right.
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Here we go. It's on you, Sheryl.
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Hey, Martha!
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You want a beer?
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You wanna play? We're raising.
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Good night, everyone.
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Bye now.
-We'll whisper.
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Pay up, boys!
-Just shut up!
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God, I can't take it.
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Hey!
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Hey there!
-Oh, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Yeah, hi, hello.
-Hey.
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I wanna take you to lunch.
261
00:14:20,712 --> 00:14:23,546
That isn't really necessary.
-To say thank you for last night.
262
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:28,087
Whoa! What a night, right?
-Come on, I don't take no for an answer!
263
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,296
I gathered that.
264
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,712
I bet you haven't got other plans.
265
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:33,754
Okay, fine.
-Then hop in.
266
00:14:33,837 --> 00:14:36,004
Hop in. We'll be late.
-I got it. I'll get in right now.
267
00:14:36,087 --> 00:14:38,129
This'll be...
-I promise you'll love it.
268
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,337
* Playing with the Queen of Hearts *
269
00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:43,754
So what brings you
to Sun Springs?
270
00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:47,879
Well, I heard really good things
about the Southern Belles.
271
00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:50,421
The Southern Belles.
-Yeah.
272
00:14:50,504 --> 00:14:51,796
Gimme a break.
273
00:14:51,879 --> 00:14:55,129
Bunch of mean, old gals
and their stupid club.
274
00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,462
Sheryl!
-Hi!
275
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,587
Good to see ya!
276
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,546
Hey.
277
00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:01,046
What clubs do you belong to?
278
00:15:01,129 --> 00:15:03,337
Well, I just turn up,
pretend I'm interested,
279
00:15:03,421 --> 00:15:04,921
and eat all the free food.
280
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:08,171
Will we be seeing you perform
at the Senior Showcase
281
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:09,629
I've heard so much about?
282
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:10,587
Oh, no.
283
00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:13,337
My only talents are poker and poking.
284
00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:15,629
Poker and poking?
285
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,379
Where are you taking me?
286
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,254
The real perk about this place...
287
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,754
is that people are constantly dying.
288
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,962
They list all the funerals in the papers,
289
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:44,546
and there's always tons of free food.
290
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:48,921
Here, put this in your purse.
-No, no, no, no. No.
291
00:15:49,004 --> 00:15:51,171
Put it in your own purse, okay?
Thanks.
292
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,962
Well, mine's already full.
Just shove it in.
293
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,004
No, I don't really want to.
-Oh, okay.
294
00:15:55,712 --> 00:15:57,629
Shall we go pay our respects?
295
00:16:09,254 --> 00:16:11,462
Okay, I'm outta here.
-Do you want to have a drink?
296
00:16:11,546 --> 00:16:13,879
No, no, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
I'm outta here.
297
00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,837
Hey, Martha! It's Sheryl!
298
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:33,046
We're going to bingoand we'd love for you to join us.
299
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,587
There's some great prizes!
300
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:36,421
Listen, I'm sorry
301
00:16:36,504 --> 00:16:38,254
about taking you to that wake.
302
00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:40,671
I know you didn't like it. I'm sorry.
303
00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:41,671
It was...
304
00:16:41,754 --> 00:16:42,587
Anyway,
305
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,171
give me a call, would you?
306
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,504
I haven't seen you.
307
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,879
I'd love to... You know, bingo's fun.
308
00:16:54,004 --> 00:16:57,171
Oh, hi, Martha.I was hoping you'd pick up.
309
00:16:57,254 --> 00:17:00,046
We're going bowlingand we'd love you to join us.
310
00:17:00,129 --> 00:17:01,087
I can teach you.
311
00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:03,004
It's simple. It's all in the wrist.
312
00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:04,796
So give a call, why don't you?
313
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,046
Bye!
314
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,212
Oh.
315
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:17,421
Oh.
316
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,671
I'm Tim Nichols.
317
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,255
Now, death can be expensive.
318
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,505
There's the embalming, the caskets,
319
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,712
the flowers,the funeral and cemetery fees,
320
00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,421
just to name a few.
321
00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:34,962
If you ever wonderedif there's a better way,
322
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,171
well, now there is.
323
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:41,796
Send your loved one off in styleby sending their ashes up
324
00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:45,755
in one of our custom-madefuneral fireworks.
325
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,005
I guarantee they'll get a bang out of it.
326
00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:03,505
What?
327
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,462
What?
328
00:18:10,921 --> 00:18:12,630
Oh, my God, what is this?
329
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,087
What the hell are you doing?!
330
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,421
What am I doing?
331
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,337
Oh, my God! I thought you were a burglar!
332
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,587
You haven't been out of this place
for days!
333
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,546
I thought you'd slipped in the shower
or something.
334
00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:37,587
I was worried the cats
were getting at you.
335
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,796
I don't have cats.
336
00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,712
Jesus Christ!
337
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,171
You could've killed me with that thing!
-I know.
338
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,796
Who are you?
339
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:46,337
Let's have some wine.
340
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:47,587
Come on, let's sit down.
-Oh!
341
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,880
Okay, yeah.
342
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,837
Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
343
00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:56,005
I'm really sorry
about being such a bitch at the wake.
344
00:18:56,087 --> 00:18:58,380
I was mad about something else,
and, you know,
345
00:18:58,462 --> 00:19:01,796
I shouldn't have
taken it out on you, and...
346
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,755
No, I'm sorry for telling you what to do.
347
00:19:04,837 --> 00:19:08,087
You're a grown-ass woman.
You can do whatever you want.
348
00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,005
Yeah.
349
00:19:12,421 --> 00:19:13,421
What's this?
350
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,087
Oh, no, it's just a bunch of old junk.
351
00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:18,296
You were a cheerleader?
352
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,837
Oh, aren't you full of surprises?
353
00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,212
Ms. Pep Squad.
354
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,130
Queen of the campus.
355
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:26,337
Yeah, in another life,
I guess you'd call it.
356
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:31,380
I used to just come running home
so that I could practice all afternoon,
357
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,171
and it drove my mom totally crazy.
358
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,005
That's how bad I wanted it.
359
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,337
Yeah.
360
00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:40,962
And I tried out three times
and I never made the cut.
361
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,046
But get this.
362
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:43,962
Finally, in my senior year,
363
00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:46,005
I made the varsity squad.
364
00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:47,255
Better late than never!
365
00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah. On the day before our first game...
366
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:56,796
I found out
that my mother was very sick, so...
367
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,962
I, uh...
368
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,462
I quit the team, you know,
started to take care of her.
369
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,171
Man, you know. Oh, my God. I...
370
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,255
You know, I never...
371
00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:13,255
I never did perform.
372
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,546
Oh.
-No, that's...
373
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,546
Maybe you should give it another shot.
374
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,337
Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
have an opening, right?
375
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:23,880
Yeah.
376
00:20:24,712 --> 00:20:26,087
You know what?
-What?
377
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,212
I really love this.
378
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:31,380
Mm-hmm.
-I think it's kinda... sexy.
379
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,255
Don't you think?
380
00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:34,337
Uh, hey...
381
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,337
Could I borrow this?
382
00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:37,587
No.
383
00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:38,880
No, I can't?
384
00:20:38,962 --> 00:20:40,880
No, of course you can!
385
00:20:40,962 --> 00:20:44,505
'Cause I'm taking pictures
for my Jdate profile.
386
00:20:44,837 --> 00:20:46,005
I didn't know you were Jewish.
387
00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,130
Oh, I'm not.
388
00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,005
Hey.
389
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,546
I'm glad you're not cat food.
390
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:54,962
Yeah, thanks.
391
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,296
See ya.
-Yeah, see you.
392
00:21:46,962 --> 00:21:47,962
Hello?
393
00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:50,755
Hello?
-Hey. Shh.
394
00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:51,755
Sheryl's not here.
395
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,337
Who are you anyway? I mean...
396
00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:57,087
And don't give me that nonsense
about being the gardener-
397
00:21:57,171 --> 00:22:00,212
I live here. They don't let anyone
under 55 live here,
398
00:22:00,296 --> 00:22:02,171
so I gotta keep a low profile.
399
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,087
Oh. So Sheryl likes 'em young,
does she, huh?
400
00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,171
What?
401
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,087
Oh.
402
00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,587
What?
-Sheryl is my-my grandma.
403
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:10,505
Oh.
404
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,087
Yeah.
405
00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:14,296
And where is she anyway, huh?
406
00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,921
She substitute teaches at my school
407
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,462
when she needs the extra cash,
so she's down there.
408
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,587
Sheryl's a teacher?
409
00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,962
If you can call it that.
I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.
410
00:22:26,046 --> 00:22:27,337
It's kinda humiliating.
411
00:22:28,087 --> 00:22:31,130
Miss Ferris is away sick,
so we'll be watching a movie.
412
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,587
Yes?
-What's the movie?
413
00:22:33,671 --> 00:22:35,587
It's an educational video
414
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,587
about the dangers of STDs.
415
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:40,712
Are you even qualified to be teaching us?
416
00:22:41,755 --> 00:22:43,087
What's your name?
417
00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:44,005
Chloe.
418
00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:48,462
Well, Chloe, the state of Georgia
has surprisingly low standards
419
00:22:48,546 --> 00:22:50,171
for substitute teachers.
420
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,755
If you've got a problem with that,
421
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,171
you take it up with your congressman.
422
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:57,421
Okay, but we're supposed to be studying
Romeo and Juliet.
423
00:22:57,505 --> 00:22:59,962
Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.
424
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,587
So you wanna have sex?
425
00:23:03,087 --> 00:23:05,505
You should knowwhat's up before getting down.
426
00:23:05,587 --> 00:23:06,587
* Yeah! *
427
00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:09,421
* Sex can be fun, but there's STDs *
428
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:12,505
* Some can be curedBut some you can't treat *
429
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,755
* Uh-oh, herpes! Oh, no, hep B! *
430
00:23:15,837 --> 00:23:18,755
* Whoa, oh! What if it's HIV? *
431
00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:21,212
And one, two, three, four...
432
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,296
So you're a teacher, huh?
433
00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:27,712
Well, I like to think of myself
as more of a life coach.
434
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:30,712
I was a teacher.
435
00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:32,630
Yeah?
-Yes, yes.
436
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,005
Do you ever miss it?
437
00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,380
Sometimes. I mean, God, the hours
were long and the pay was ridiculous,
438
00:23:38,462 --> 00:23:39,587
but yeah, I guess I...
439
00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,087
I guess miss it.
440
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,880
So, what are you doing here?
441
00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,421
I have an announcement to make.
442
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,212
We're starting a cheerleading club
at Sun Springs.
443
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,755
Is that the set-up or the punchline?
444
00:23:55,837 --> 00:23:58,005
No, no, no. I'm really serious, right?
445
00:23:58,296 --> 00:23:59,712
I mean, I have to join a club.
446
00:23:59,796 --> 00:24:01,712
I don't like any of their clubs, so...
447
00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:03,421
I'm creating my own.
448
00:24:04,046 --> 00:24:05,505
Yes, come on, seriously!
449
00:24:05,587 --> 00:24:07,505
You do know how old you are.
450
00:24:07,587 --> 00:24:10,880
What's the difference? I mean, we'll learn
a few moves. There's nothing to it. I-
451
00:24:10,962 --> 00:24:12,630
Hey, what's this "we"?
452
00:24:13,462 --> 00:24:15,337
I know this sounds so crazy, but I...
453
00:24:16,587 --> 00:24:18,212
I can't do it without you.
454
00:24:18,296 --> 00:24:19,380
What's in it for me?
455
00:24:20,337 --> 00:24:21,505
Well, what do you want?
456
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,130
I want you to teach Ben how to drive. He-
457
00:24:26,212 --> 00:24:28,421
All of the other kids
have got their license.
458
00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:29,712
I think he's embarrassed.
459
00:24:29,796 --> 00:24:32,171
I'd teach him myself,
but I don't have a car.
460
00:24:32,255 --> 00:24:33,587
Yeah, no, I can't do that.
461
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:34,837
Cannot do that.
462
00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:37,587
Well, that's the deal.
Take it or leave it.
463
00:24:38,796 --> 00:24:42,337
You're the one who told me I should
take up cheerleading again, right?
464
00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:44,671
Well, I-I didn't mean literally.
465
00:24:44,755 --> 00:24:49,087
It was more of a metaphor for, you know,
getting laid or something.
466
00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:50,546
You know.
467
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:55,337
So next up we have
Martha Walker's application.
468
00:24:55,421 --> 00:24:56,505
Okay.
469
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,380
Um...
470
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,212
We're starting a cheerleading club.
471
00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:04,921
Well.
472
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,296
But who will you be cheering for?
473
00:25:08,587 --> 00:25:09,630
Ourselves.
474
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,462
And, of course, we will be performing
for the Senior Showcase.
475
00:25:15,212 --> 00:25:16,671
Oh, will you?
476
00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,587
Well, I'm sorry, but we can't allow this.
477
00:25:19,921 --> 00:25:22,755
Oh, come off it! Why not?
478
00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:25,630
Well, insurance, for one thing.
479
00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:28,421
There's nothing dangerous about this.
It's just for fun.
480
00:25:28,505 --> 00:25:32,337
Well, we also have
Sun Spring's reputation to think about.
481
00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,130
It's cheerleading, not pole dancing.
482
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,546
Sorry.
483
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,712
Were you ever a cheerleader, Martha?
484
00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,796
Not exactly.
485
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:46,212
Well, I was.
486
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,005
Captain of my squad.
487
00:25:48,087 --> 00:25:49,462
What a surprise!
488
00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:54,421
And it's a lot more physically demanding
than people realize.
489
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,255
Even for younger women.
490
00:25:56,671 --> 00:26:00,880
And may I suggest that you form a club
that's a little more...
491
00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,630
age appropriate.
492
00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:04,796
Well, I do believe that you told me
that if I...
493
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,546
if I didn't find a club
that I really liked, I could start my own.
494
00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,130
Uh...
495
00:26:10,587 --> 00:26:13,921
How many members do you have?
-So far...
496
00:26:15,587 --> 00:26:16,505
Uh...
497
00:26:18,087 --> 00:26:19,255
Just two.
498
00:26:21,087 --> 00:26:22,212
I'm sorry.
499
00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:26,130
You need eight members
to form an official club.
500
00:26:26,462 --> 00:26:28,462
Well, then,
we're gonna find eight members.
501
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,505
Hi, I'm Olive.
502
00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:33,921
I don't have any cheerleading experience,
503
00:26:34,630 --> 00:26:37,421
but my husband and I,
we take a tango class.
504
00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:38,421
Oh.
505
00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:41,005
It was either tango or a divorce, so-
506
00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:42,630
You could just show us what you've got.
507
00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:44,087
Let me begin.
508
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:48,546
* When marimba rhythms start to play *
509
00:26:48,837 --> 00:26:50,837
* Dance with me *
510
00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:53,462
* Make me sway *
511
00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:57,587
* Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore *
512
00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,712
* Hold me close *
513
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,337
* Sway me more *
514
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,212
That was fantastic!
-Sweet.
515
00:27:08,296 --> 00:27:09,671
Whoo!
-* Let's go, girls *
516
00:27:12,796 --> 00:27:13,630
* Come on *
517
00:27:14,255 --> 00:27:15,212
Wow!
518
00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:20,630
* I'm going out tonightI'm feelin' all right *
519
00:27:21,255 --> 00:27:24,630
* Gonna let it all hang out *
520
00:27:24,837 --> 00:27:26,505
* Want to make some noise *
521
00:27:26,587 --> 00:27:28,505
Woo-hoo!
-* Really raise my voice *
522
00:27:28,587 --> 00:27:32,296
* Yeah, I want to scream and shout *
523
00:27:55,255 --> 00:27:56,087
Oh!
524
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,337
I don't know
what to say about this one.
525
00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:07,755
Namaste.
526
00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:10,046
Namaste.
527
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,587
Oh. N-nstay.
528
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:13,962
Namaste.
529
00:28:14,046 --> 00:28:15,921
Namaste, excuse me. Namaste.
530
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,462
Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!
531
00:28:18,546 --> 00:28:19,755
Take it away!
532
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,296
* I'm every woman *
533
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:27,921
* It's all in me *
534
00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,171
* Anything you want done, baby *
535
00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:32,255
* I'll do it naturally *
536
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,380
* I'm every woman *
537
00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:39,171
Uh-huh.
-Oh, yeah.
538
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:41,505
* I'm every woman *
539
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:46,880
Whoa!
540
00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,087
* I'm every woman *
541
00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,796
I haven't done that in years.
542
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:23,255
Wow, that was great.
543
00:29:23,337 --> 00:29:25,962
Where did you learn to do that?
544
00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:28,462
I was Miss Carney County...
545
00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:29,880
runner-up.
546
00:29:30,462 --> 00:29:32,505
1953.
547
00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:34,880
Mmm.
-What did the winner do?
548
00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:37,421
Had sex with the judges.
549
00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,505
Oh.
550
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,755
Here. No speeding, okay?
551
00:29:43,962 --> 00:29:46,921
Do exactly what I tell you to do
when I tell you to do it.
552
00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,546
Now you've got that? You got it?
553
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,005
Got it.
-Okay.
554
00:29:51,337 --> 00:29:54,171
What you're going to do
is you're going to back up
555
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:57,171
and look in your mirrors. Right? Go ahead.
556
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,337
Look, that's good. That's good.
Back up a little.
557
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,712
Nice and easy. Pretty good.
Right there, that's enough.
558
00:30:01,796 --> 00:30:05,130
Now, I want you to pull forward
and signal.
559
00:30:05,212 --> 00:30:06,505
Okay? Pull forward.
560
00:30:07,671 --> 00:30:08,546
Oh!
561
00:30:09,046 --> 00:30:10,087
Okay.
562
00:30:10,296 --> 00:30:12,712
You ran right into me!
Do you know how to drive?
563
00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:13,755
Not really.
564
00:30:14,587 --> 00:30:17,546
Oh, my God! My mom's gonna kill me!
565
00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:20,712
Okay, don't worry about it. I'll just
get the insurance. It'll be fine.
566
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
I'm sorry, I...
567
00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,255
Ugh.
-That's crazy.
568
00:30:28,005 --> 00:30:30,255
* Oogum oogum boogum boogum *
569
00:30:30,337 --> 00:30:33,005
* Boogum, now, babyYou're castin' your spell on me *
570
00:30:36,046 --> 00:30:36,962
Aren't you hungry?
571
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,796
No, I'm fine. I-I don't...
572
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,046
really have much of an appetite
right now. So...
573
00:30:44,171 --> 00:30:46,546
It must've been embarrassing for you
back there, huh?
574
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,462
It's fine.
575
00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:50,087
They all think I'm a weirdo anyway.
576
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,712
Why?
577
00:30:53,337 --> 00:30:55,962
'Cause I live in a retirement community.
578
00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:59,380
Yeah, I mean, why do you live here?
579
00:31:01,296 --> 00:31:05,171
My parents weren't really
the parenting... types.
580
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:09,712
Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, shoot. Yeah.
581
00:31:09,962 --> 00:31:12,337
Why did you move to Sun Springs?
582
00:31:13,212 --> 00:31:15,296
I don't know.
I guess I just wanted to get away.
583
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,255
I wanted to simplify my life.
584
00:31:17,671 --> 00:31:18,671
Is it working?
585
00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,005
Not really.
586
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:23,005
Right.
587
00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,712
Oh, God, you know what?
588
00:31:29,546 --> 00:31:31,880
We're still one woman short.
589
00:31:31,962 --> 00:31:34,630
Well, it's probably for the best.
590
00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,255
I mean, I love those gals...
591
00:31:37,337 --> 00:31:38,921
Uh-huh.
-But, oh, let's face it!
592
00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:40,296
They're not really cheerleaders.
593
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,837
You know, you're supposed to be
helping me, right?
594
00:31:43,212 --> 00:31:47,462
Remember, six women
signed up for the try-outs, but-
595
00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:48,921
Only five showed up.
596
00:31:51,005 --> 00:31:52,880
So, who's the sixth?
597
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:58,587
Nice place you got here.
It's very...
598
00:31:59,046 --> 00:31:59,880
themed.
599
00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:00,880
Oh, yes.
600
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,671
My husband, he enjoys the game.
601
00:32:04,087 --> 00:32:05,796
Oh, do you play golf, by the way?
602
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,087
Oh, no!
-No?
603
00:32:07,171 --> 00:32:08,712
No.
604
00:32:10,712 --> 00:32:12,171
So, um, Alice,
605
00:32:12,255 --> 00:32:16,212
we notice you signed up
for the cheerleading try-outs.
606
00:32:16,296 --> 00:32:18,755
Oh, yes, I saw your flyer.
607
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:19,796
It sounded fun.
608
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,630
Oh, why didn't you come?
609
00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,921
Well, I wanted to.
610
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:28,005
But my husband doesn't like me out
too much on my own.
611
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,921
I took a sewing class last year,
612
00:32:31,005 --> 00:32:33,962
and he had to make his own dinners
on Wednesday nights.
613
00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,587
Well, that sounds traumatic, of course.
614
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,255
What if we practiced in the morning,
615
00:32:39,337 --> 00:32:41,755
and then you could get home
in time for dinner?
616
00:32:41,837 --> 00:32:42,671
Yeah!
617
00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,712
Yeah, well, it's not just that.
618
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,630
No?
-No.
619
00:32:45,712 --> 00:32:48,212
He's worried about the morality of it.
-The morality?
620
00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:51,921
Yes, he says that anyone who wants to be
a cheerleader at my age
621
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,837
is either a slut or a whore.
622
00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,130
And probably both.
623
00:32:56,212 --> 00:32:58,712
Maybe he should just take
his caveman-like opinions
624
00:32:58,796 --> 00:33:00,462
and shove them up his you know what.
-Hey!
625
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:03,921
I mean-Oh, sorry.
-Alice, we're just a bunch of nice ladies.
626
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:07,380
looking for some clean, wholesome fun.
-Okay, yes.
627
00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,046
What do ya say?
628
00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:13,005
Well, I always did
want to be a cheerleader.
629
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:17,212
Maybe I could ask him one more time.
630
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:18,130
Yeah.
-Yeah.
631
00:33:18,212 --> 00:33:19,630
Okay.
-Go on.
632
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,712
Good luck.
633
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,962
"Good luck." Oh, my gosh.
634
00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:29,712
She's a sweetheart.
635
00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:31,630
She's very sweet.
636
00:33:31,712 --> 00:33:32,837
Very sweet.
637
00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:35,671
God, he really loves golf.
638
00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:39,546
He sounds like such an asshole.
-Okay, here she comes.
639
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,046
So...
640
00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:48,087
Did you ask him?
-I did.
641
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,546
And? What'd he say?
642
00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,296
"Over my dead body!"
643
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,462
Oh, God.
That was fast, wasn't it?
644
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:04,880
A little too fast, if you ask me.
645
00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:06,837
No, he confused his meds.
646
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,713
I'm sure Alice didn't want to kill him.
647
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:12,380
Well, she always
wanted to be a cheerleader.
648
00:34:12,463 --> 00:34:14,380
Oh, come on. The woman is devastated.
649
00:34:14,463 --> 00:34:17,170
I'm sure it was the last thing
that was on her mind.
650
00:34:19,545 --> 00:34:21,005
See you at practice.
651
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:28,463
Hello, everyone!
652
00:34:28,545 --> 00:34:29,380
Hi!
653
00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:30,630
Good morning.
-Hi.
654
00:34:30,713 --> 00:34:32,545
Morning.
-Wow, look at you all.
655
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,795
I think we should try
something very simple to begin.
656
00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:38,420
So, if you don't mind,
I would really enjoy
657
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,295
seeing you getting into a straight line.
658
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:43,920
We're gonna try
some very simple positions.
659
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:44,963
Now, watch me.
660
00:34:45,045 --> 00:34:46,420
So, it's on the count of three.
661
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,963
It's one, two, three, boom!
662
00:34:49,795 --> 00:34:51,213
You got that? Straight arms!
663
00:34:51,295 --> 00:34:53,755
One, two, three, boom!
664
00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:54,670
Jump!
665
00:34:57,005 --> 00:34:57,920
Not quite good.
666
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,838
What-what's the matter?
667
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,755
I'm sorry.
668
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:03,295
I have a sore shoulder.
-You can't bend it?
669
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,255
I had to take an aspirin...
670
00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:06,713
Oh!
-Oh, honey!
671
00:35:06,795 --> 00:35:08,170
Can I put this down? I have-
672
00:35:08,255 --> 00:35:09,838
Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Good.
673
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,880
I have to be careful!
-Hm?
674
00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,005
I had my knee replaced last year.
675
00:35:14,088 --> 00:35:17,045
Well, that's-No, that's perfectly fine.
You can just bend at your hips.
676
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,213
I can't jump too much 'cause I get dizzy.
677
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,088
When I jump too much, I get dizzy.
678
00:35:21,170 --> 00:35:22,170
You do?
-Yeah.
679
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:26,670
Martha, maybe we should make a list
of everybody's conditions.
680
00:35:31,545 --> 00:35:32,713
We're not making a list.
681
00:35:33,170 --> 00:35:35,713
You got my dizziness down, right?
-Yeah, got that.
682
00:35:35,795 --> 00:35:36,713
And sciatica.
683
00:35:36,795 --> 00:35:39,045
I have the sciatica.
-Oh, right.
684
00:35:39,130 --> 00:35:40,213
And my wrist.
-Oh!
685
00:35:40,295 --> 00:35:42,213
Did I mention I had chlamydia?
686
00:35:42,295 --> 00:35:45,213
Yeah, that and a shocking amount
of other personal information,
687
00:35:45,295 --> 00:35:47,505
so can we get back to rehearsing?
688
00:35:47,588 --> 00:35:49,088
But what about you, Martha?
689
00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:50,755
Do you have anything to report?
690
00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,920
No. I'm fine. I'm actually-I'm-
691
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,963
I'm just as fit as a fiddle.
692
00:36:08,838 --> 00:36:11,463
Uh, hi. Excuse me, are-are you Martha?
693
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:12,963
And you are who?
694
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:15,505
I'm Tom Lendl. I'm Helen's son.
695
00:36:15,838 --> 00:36:17,045
Is everything all right?
696
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:18,920
Well, no. Uh, it isn't.
697
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:23,088
My mother said she needs $100
for some cheerleading club?
698
00:36:23,463 --> 00:36:25,338
Yeah, why is that any of your business?
699
00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:26,920
I handle my mother's finances.
700
00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,213
Well, if Helen has a problem,
701
00:36:29,295 --> 00:36:31,045
she can talk to me,
we'll work something out.
702
00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,670
My mother doesn't need money. Okay?
-Okay.
703
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:36,920
She's got plenty of money.
My father left her... quite a lot.
704
00:36:37,005 --> 00:36:38,920
It's up to me to make sure
she spends it wisely.
705
00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:39,920
Mmm.
706
00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,380
I'm sure you're aware of the fact
that your mother is an adult.
707
00:36:43,463 --> 00:36:45,130
Well, I don't know if you're aware,
708
00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:48,088
but this place is a cesspool...
709
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:50,588
...of con artists and salesmen.
710
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,713
All trying to take advantage
of gullible old women.
711
00:36:52,795 --> 00:36:53,630
It's true!
712
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,420
Thank you, Carl.
713
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,380
I can handle this, okay?
714
00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:01,213
One hundred dollars.
715
00:37:02,005 --> 00:37:02,838
For what?
716
00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:04,920
Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.
717
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:05,963
Uniforms?
718
00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:07,420
Yeah!
719
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:08,545
Funny?
720
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:10,920
You think that's funny?
721
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:12,588
A little. Yes.
722
00:37:13,338 --> 00:37:15,170
Nobody wants to see
a bunch of 80-year-olds
723
00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,463
running around in short skirts.
724
00:37:16,545 --> 00:37:17,505
Uh-huh.
725
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,755
It's not gonna happen.
726
00:37:23,463 --> 00:37:24,338
Let's go.
727
00:37:37,295 --> 00:37:38,838
Martha, Vicki here.
728
00:37:39,088 --> 00:37:41,255
The committee regretfully denies
729
00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:45,088
your request for more time to rehearsein the recreation center.
730
00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,338
Now, I'm sure you understand.
731
00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:51,255
We have to prioritizethe more established clubs
732
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,380
in the lead-up to the Senior Showcase.
733
00:38:00,838 --> 00:38:04,380
So, what's the first thing you're gonna do
when you get your driver's license?
734
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:07,670
Got any hot dates planned?
735
00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,670
I don't even have a car.
736
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,795
Yeah, so? I mean, get a job and buy one.
737
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,130
I have a job.
-Oh?
738
00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:17,795
But most of my money goes to Sheryl
to help out with the rent.
739
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,255
I work at this pizza place.
740
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:21,338
So, hang on.
Why don't you come work for us?
741
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:23,920
Because we need music in our rehearsals...
742
00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:26,045
...and you'd be a great DJ.
743
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:27,920
No, thank you.
744
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,295
Yes!
-I think it's embarrassing enough already.
745
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,045
No, come on.
How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?
746
00:38:36,088 --> 00:38:36,920
Huh?
747
00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:43,338
I've gotta show you
something, here.
748
00:38:43,713 --> 00:38:44,630
Mmm...
749
00:38:45,045 --> 00:38:46,005
Look at this!
750
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,295
Look at this, we got pom-poms!
751
00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:51,880
Great! Fantastic!
752
00:38:55,545 --> 00:38:57,630
Oh, my goodness!
753
00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:01,005
All right, everybody?
Okay, you ready?
754
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:01,920
Okay, here I go.
755
00:39:02,255 --> 00:39:05,588
Now, five, six, seven, eight.
756
00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:06,963
Jump one, hold two.
757
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,588
Arms three, hold four.
758
00:39:08,670 --> 00:39:10,338
Hips five, six.
759
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,213
Clap seven, punch eight!
760
00:39:12,295 --> 00:39:14,963
Got it? Should we do it again?
Want me to do it one more time for you?
761
00:39:15,045 --> 00:39:16,213
Yeah, yeah.
-Okay.
762
00:39:16,295 --> 00:39:17,420
This is crazy.
-Ready, and...
763
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,420
Jump one!
764
00:39:19,505 --> 00:39:21,255
Hold two, arms three.
765
00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,713
Hold four.
766
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:25,130
Hips five, six.
767
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,588
Clap seven.
768
00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:27,880
Punch eight!
769
00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:29,420
Do you think you have it? All right!
770
00:39:29,505 --> 00:39:31,630
Know what we're gonna do?
Put this baby to music.
771
00:39:31,713 --> 00:39:32,838
Ben, you got the music there?
772
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,255
I got it. Little old school but I got it.
-Yeah, yeah.
773
00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,880
Thanks for the opinion. And here we go.
774
00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:39,963
Jump one.
775
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,338
Hold two. Arms three.
776
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:43,255
Hold four.
777
00:39:43,338 --> 00:39:45,380
Hips five, six.
778
00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:46,755
Clap seven.
779
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,295
Punch eight!
780
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:50,588
* See the people walking down the street *
781
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,880
* Fall in lineJust watchin' all their feet *
782
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:56,545
* They don't know where they want to go *
783
00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,755
* But they're walking in time *
784
00:39:59,338 --> 00:40:04,045
* They got the beat *
785
00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:06,838
* Yeah, they got the beat *
786
00:40:09,463 --> 00:40:13,005
Keep going. Come on, you can do it!
Faster! You can do it even faster!
787
00:40:13,088 --> 00:40:16,088
* All the kidsJust getting out of school *
788
00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,338
* They can't waitTo hang out and be cool *
789
00:40:20,338 --> 00:40:22,255
No! Oh, no, no, no!
790
00:40:22,338 --> 00:40:23,380
Oh, no, no, no.
791
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,880
Oh, no. We gotta take this from the top.
792
00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,213
Yup.
793
00:40:27,295 --> 00:40:28,420
Come on!
-All right?
794
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,713
Now look, Alice, here's the problem here.
795
00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:32,838
I'm really sorry about this,
but you're too slow.
796
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,920
You got-
-What bullshit!
797
00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:35,838
Whoa.
798
00:40:36,255 --> 00:40:37,088
Oh.
799
00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:39,588
I'm sorry. Sorry.
800
00:40:40,088 --> 00:40:41,963
My husband didn't like it when I cursed,
801
00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:45,463
so now that he's gone,
I'm gonna give it a shot.
802
00:40:45,755 --> 00:40:49,920
Yeah, I'm also gonna try reefer cigarettes
and cunnilingus.
803
00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,670
Yeah, there you go!
-Yes!
804
00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:53,755
Okay! Thanks for sharing.
805
00:40:53,838 --> 00:40:56,045
Okay, let's... let's go with this
one more time!
806
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:58,045
Let's do it! You can do it!
807
00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:02,088
Cunnilingus! Go!
808
00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:03,880
* We got the beat *
-* We got the beat *
809
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,380
* We got the beat *
810
00:41:09,588 --> 00:41:10,713
Bye, ladies.
-Hey!
811
00:41:10,795 --> 00:41:11,963
See you later.
-See you later.
812
00:41:12,045 --> 00:41:14,338
The girls are gonna have a drink.
You wanna come?
813
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,295
You know, quite frankly,
814
00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,880
we need more rehearsal time, not drinks,
because you know why?
815
00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:21,713
We look like a bunch of old ladies
out there.
816
00:41:21,795 --> 00:41:24,755
We are a bunch of old ladies
out there.
817
00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,420
And where are we gonna practice?
818
00:41:27,505 --> 00:41:31,545
I mean, Vicki will hardly let us
use this space as it is.
819
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,713
No, but you need to get us a space
at the school.
820
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:36,505
No, I can't do that.
I'm in big trouble at the school.
821
00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:39,920
I was caught handing out prophylactics
in the girls' bathroom.
822
00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,380
Mm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
is in two weeks
823
00:41:42,713 --> 00:41:45,380
and we need rehearsals.
824
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:46,295
Okay.
825
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,588
I'll ask the principal.
826
00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,838
He's got a crush on me. It could work.
827
00:41:51,170 --> 00:41:52,630
Well, all right. Okay.
828
00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:54,545
All right.
829
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,380
And one.
830
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,380
And two.
831
00:41:59,045 --> 00:42:02,338
And keep your form, ladies. With the curl.
832
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,963
And three.
833
00:42:04,045 --> 00:42:05,713
And four.
834
00:42:05,795 --> 00:42:07,045
Come on, keep that form!
835
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:09,170
It's all about that bone density!
836
00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:10,838
Welcome to the gun show, Helen.
837
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,380
There you go. Ooh, look at those guns!
838
00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:14,588
Look at that!
-I love it.
839
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:15,670
All right, girl.
840
00:42:15,755 --> 00:42:18,005
Okay, now, chest presses. And one.
841
00:42:18,545 --> 00:42:19,755
And two.
842
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,755
Ladies.
-And three.
843
00:42:21,838 --> 00:42:24,255
Gettin' ready for the showcase?
-And four.
844
00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,338
Yes, indeed, Miss Vicki.
845
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:30,005
I'm sorry that we had to cancel
your rehearsal tomorrow.
846
00:42:30,338 --> 00:42:33,795
I realize that you have got
a lot of training to get done.
847
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,838
Well, don't you worry about it,
848
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,630
because Sheryl's already found us
a better place to rehearse.
849
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,295
Mm-hmm.
-Oh, really?
850
00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:43,713
Where might that be?
851
00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,630
Come on. This way, ladies.
852
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,005
What are we doing here?
853
00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:55,170
Oh, so this is what it's like
being a cheerleader.
854
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,420
Oh.
855
00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:59,088
I feel like pushing someone into a locker.
856
00:42:59,170 --> 00:43:00,630
Oh, cougar alert!
857
00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:01,588
Guys, guys.
858
00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:04,505
You gotta listen to me for a second.
859
00:43:05,045 --> 00:43:06,338
You can't do this.
-Huh?
860
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:09,130
Okay? This is a bad, bad idea.
861
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,420
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
-Grandma...
862
00:43:12,505 --> 00:43:15,170
You are going to humiliate yourself
863
00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:16,795
in front of the entire school!
864
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,088
The entire school?
865
00:43:18,170 --> 00:43:20,213
The entire school,
what're we talking about here, huh?
866
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,255
Huh?
-You don't know?
867
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,505
No!
868
00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:26,045
This is what you wanted.
869
00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:27,963
No, this is not what I wanted.
870
00:43:28,213 --> 00:43:29,880
I wanted a space to rehearse in.
871
00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:31,755
That's what this is.
-No, this...
872
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:33,463
This is a pep rally.
873
00:43:33,545 --> 00:43:34,670
Yeah.
-Right?
874
00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:38,505
There's a whole school out there,
and we're not ready for an audience, okay?
875
00:43:38,588 --> 00:43:40,130
We can't cancel!
876
00:43:40,338 --> 00:43:43,795
You have no idea what I had to go through
with the principal
877
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,338
just to make this happen!
878
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:46,713
Well, well, well!
879
00:43:46,795 --> 00:43:49,255
Oh!
-If it isn't the teacher of the year!
880
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,755
Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
you need to be giving a handjob?
881
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:53,880
Okay, just...
882
00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:57,963
All right, do you mind just
stepping outside for a moment, please?
883
00:43:58,213 --> 00:43:59,380
What? No!
884
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:03,380
This is our pep rally! They already
made us cut a minute off our routine.
885
00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:06,338
Okay, but just give us a second, okay?
886
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:08,880
Whatever.
-Whatever.
887
00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:12,545
I just hope your moves
are a little more up-to-date than you are.
888
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:14,380
You bitches wanna rumble?
889
00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:15,713
Oh, weird.
890
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,255
Yeah.
891
00:44:17,838 --> 00:44:18,755
See ya out there.
892
00:44:35,420 --> 00:44:36,880
Son of a whore.
893
00:44:38,838 --> 00:44:39,963
Look how young they are!
894
00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:42,045
Oh, good booties.
895
00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:44,713
And they're really good.
-Mm-hmm.
896
00:44:44,795 --> 00:44:46,838
Ah, they're not that good.
897
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,005
You're blind.
898
00:44:49,505 --> 00:44:50,420
Wow!
899
00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,005
* I want someone who can dance *
900
00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:53,920
* Not someone I can talk to *
901
00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,045
* I want someone who can dance *
902
00:44:57,588 --> 00:44:59,630
Yeah!
-* I want someone who can dance *
903
00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,588
* Not someone I can talk to *
904
00:45:02,295 --> 00:45:03,920
* I want someone who can dance *
905
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:08,170
* I want someone who can dance *
906
00:45:08,255 --> 00:45:09,920
* Not someone I can talk to *
907
00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,005
* I want someone who can dance *
908
00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:14,880
* I want someone who can dance *
909
00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,670
Let's give it up
910
00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:22,880
for our very own
Hillview High cheerleaders!
911
00:45:22,963 --> 00:45:24,630
Go, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
912
00:45:27,463 --> 00:45:28,545
Break a hip.
913
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,755
Get pregnant.
914
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,713
Okay, excuse me.
915
00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:34,545
Let's go, girls.
-Next up, a special treat.
916
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:37,380
A performance
from the Sun Springs All Stars.
917
00:45:37,463 --> 00:45:39,380
Ruby, come on.
-Move aside, girls.
918
00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:42,463
Now these are
the real senior cheerleaders.
919
00:45:42,545 --> 00:45:44,170
Check this out, man.
920
00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:45,713
Hello, thank you.
921
00:45:45,795 --> 00:45:48,505
All right. Positions, okay. Come on.
922
00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:49,670
Let's go, let's go.
923
00:45:49,755 --> 00:45:50,630
Come on.
924
00:45:51,213 --> 00:45:52,795
Okay? Music!
925
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,505
Hey, Danny,
want me to get her number for you?
926
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,670
Five, six, seven, eight...
927
00:46:00,045 --> 00:46:01,463
* Three, six, nine *
928
00:46:01,545 --> 00:46:02,755
* The goose drank wine *
929
00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:05,713
* The monkey chew tobaccoOn the street car line *
930
00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:07,170
* The line broke *
931
00:46:07,255 --> 00:46:08,505
* The monkey got choked *
932
00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:11,005
* And they all went to heavenIn a little rowboat *
933
00:46:11,088 --> 00:46:12,713
Oh, my God, I can't believe this!
934
00:46:12,795 --> 00:46:13,630
* Clap, pat *
935
00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,045
* Clap, pat *
936
00:46:15,463 --> 00:46:18,170
* Clap, pat *
937
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:19,588
Oh, sorry!
938
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,213
* Right hand *
939
00:46:22,795 --> 00:46:23,713
* Clap, pat *
940
00:46:23,795 --> 00:46:25,963
* Clap your handCross it to your left arm *
941
00:46:26,045 --> 00:46:27,713
* Pat you partner's left palm *
942
00:46:28,545 --> 00:46:29,380
* Clap, pat *
943
00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:31,880
* Clap your handMove it from your right arm *
944
00:46:32,338 --> 00:46:33,338
Ow!
945
00:46:36,545 --> 00:46:39,295
Oh! Oh, God! I hurt my ankle!
946
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,463
Oh!
-She's not okay. She's not okay.
947
00:46:42,545 --> 00:46:45,170
That's all right. It's okay.
948
00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:49,088
Get the medic.
-Get some ice, right now.
949
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,338
Oh! Ooh!
950
00:46:54,088 --> 00:46:55,920
Are you all right?
-I'm fine!
951
00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:57,630
Everyone's making a fuss.
952
00:46:57,713 --> 00:46:59,505
Are you sure?
-Yes.
953
00:46:59,588 --> 00:47:03,795
I told you we weren't ready. We made
complete fools of ourselves out there.
954
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,045
Oh, shit!
-What?
955
00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:12,588
What?
-What?
956
00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:13,545
What now?
957
00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:18,795
That's us!
-Oh, no!
958
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,213
Could I see?
-It already has 20.000 views.
959
00:47:22,295 --> 00:47:24,338
Oh!
-Well, you gotta take it down.
960
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,420
I can't take it off.
-There has to be a way, right?
961
00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,463
I mean, some technical-
-No, it's there.
962
00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:30,505
"Old cheerleaders fail."
963
00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:31,838
Oh.
964
00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:34,795
Okay.
965
00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,588
Can I see?
966
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,588
What? What's going on?
967
00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:42,588
Wait, you posted it?
968
00:47:42,670 --> 00:47:43,505
Yeah.
969
00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:44,963
Why would you do that?
970
00:47:45,045 --> 00:47:46,713
Because it's hilarious.
971
00:47:46,795 --> 00:47:48,755
This is totally going viral.
972
00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:50,670
Wow.
973
00:47:52,588 --> 00:47:53,420
What?
974
00:47:55,755 --> 00:47:56,588
What?
975
00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,713
I blame myself.
976
00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,713
I mean, this is just the sort of thing
that I knew would happen.
977
00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:07,963
Not only has one of our residents
suffered a serious injury,
978
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:12,130
but now her son is threatening a lawsuit.
979
00:48:13,005 --> 00:48:16,130
Is there anything
that you ladies care to say?
980
00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:17,088
No.
981
00:48:19,545 --> 00:48:21,505
Then let's put it to a vote.
982
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,255
All of those in favor of the ban.
983
00:48:26,463 --> 00:48:27,588
Mm-hmm.
-Yes.
984
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:29,713
Yes for me.
-Yeah.
985
00:48:29,795 --> 00:48:30,838
Mm-hmm.
986
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,505
It's unanimous.
987
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,545
You are hereby ordered
to cease all club activities.
988
00:48:47,630 --> 00:48:48,463
Thank you.
989
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:51,963
Well, what did she expect
going out like that?
990
00:48:52,505 --> 00:48:53,505
Where are you going?
991
00:48:53,795 --> 00:48:54,755
Home.
992
00:49:08,795 --> 00:49:10,670
Hold on, hold on! There's more!
993
00:49:10,755 --> 00:49:12,380
You think they're talkin' about us?
994
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,880
I don't know.
995
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:21,880
Not today, Satan.
996
00:49:22,838 --> 00:49:25,880
Local residentsfrom Sun Springs Retirement Community
997
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,213
have become a viral internet sensation
998
00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,713
following a disastrous performance...
-Screw you!
999
00:49:30,795 --> 00:49:32,963
...at a high school pep rally last Tuesday.
1000
00:49:36,963 --> 00:49:37,795
Hey, Mom.
1001
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,713
It's time for you to get some rest.
1002
00:49:44,088 --> 00:49:45,338
I am resting.
1003
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:47,630
Mother, Susan and I
are gonna be staying here for a while.
1004
00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,755
No, that won't be necessary.
1005
00:49:49,838 --> 00:49:51,755
Yes, I think it is necessary.
1006
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
What's wrong with you lately?
1007
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,088
I just miss cheerleading.
1008
00:50:15,545 --> 00:50:19,713
Please give a round of applause
to the Calibray Club!
1009
00:50:21,545 --> 00:50:25,170
Oh, and our next act, the sunscreen,
1010
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,420
always got a full tan!
1011
00:50:29,670 --> 00:50:31,005
Hey.
-Hi!
1012
00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:31,920
Are you around?
1013
00:50:36,963 --> 00:50:37,795
So...
1014
00:50:38,713 --> 00:50:40,005
you went to the Showcase?
1015
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,505
Well, I drove by. I didn't go inside. I-
1016
00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:46,755
Oh, it's too bad.
We had a real shot at that trophy.
1017
00:50:46,838 --> 00:50:48,295
Do you really think so?
1018
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,255
Not really.
1019
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,380
I'm just trying to be supportive.
1020
00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:53,545
Yeah, right.
1021
00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:56,755
Listen, I am sorry about the pep rally.
1022
00:50:56,838 --> 00:50:58,255
It was a dumb idea.
1023
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,670
No, it's not your fault.
1024
00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,295
It was.
-You know, I...
1025
00:51:05,670 --> 00:51:07,130
I miss the girls, though.
1026
00:51:08,045 --> 00:51:09,420
Yeah, me too.
1027
00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:12,920
I've never had a lot of girlfriends.
1028
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,170
It's quite nice.
1029
00:51:17,588 --> 00:51:18,420
Hmm?
1030
00:51:18,795 --> 00:51:19,880
I miss you, too.
1031
00:51:20,295 --> 00:51:21,420
I miss you!
1032
00:51:21,505 --> 00:51:22,713
Really?
1033
00:51:23,588 --> 00:51:24,755
Oh, my goodness.
1034
00:51:25,505 --> 00:51:27,295
On the bright side...
-Uh-huh.
1035
00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:31,795
We're up to half a million hits.
Look at this.
1036
00:51:38,670 --> 00:51:42,713
I'd like to get my hands
on whoever posted that. Okay?
1037
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:44,463
I can't...
1038
00:51:44,545 --> 00:51:45,505
Hey, wait a minute.
1039
00:51:46,130 --> 00:51:47,045
What do you mean?
-Shh.
1040
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,463
Listen. Listen.
-Okay.
1041
00:51:48,545 --> 00:51:49,380
Uh-huh.
1042
00:51:50,088 --> 00:51:51,295
Oh, my God!
1043
00:51:52,338 --> 00:51:53,170
The little...
1044
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,088
That is Chloe's voice!
-It was.
1045
00:51:56,170 --> 00:51:57,005
It's Chloe!
-Yeah.
1046
00:51:57,088 --> 00:51:59,295
That's right.
The cheerleader did this, okay?
1047
00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:02,045
Yeah.
1048
00:52:02,545 --> 00:52:03,755
Uh-huh.
1049
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,255
Oh.
1050
00:52:08,670 --> 00:52:11,130
Shit.
-Are you sure this is a good idea?
1051
00:52:11,213 --> 00:52:14,213
Yes, we're gonna talk to her parents,
and I'm sure they're going to understand.
1052
00:52:14,295 --> 00:52:16,130
I don't think her parents are home.
1053
00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:18,420
Oh.
1054
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,920
Uh...
1055
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,545
This is all...
What a nightmare! Ugh!
1056
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:35,170
Is this what a teenage party is all about?
1057
00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213
Oh, hey. Look.
1058
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,880
Hey, Chloe.
1059
00:52:38,963 --> 00:52:40,088
Oh, shit!
1060
00:52:40,713 --> 00:52:42,295
Did you think that was funny?
1061
00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:46,713
Did you and your friends have a big laugh
at all the old ladies?
1062
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,755
I guess it wasn't enough just
to humiliate us in front of the school.
1063
00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,755
You had to share it with the whole world.
1064
00:52:52,838 --> 00:52:56,795
Isn't it enough to be pretty, and smart,
1065
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,213
and popular?
1066
00:52:58,295 --> 00:53:00,420
You have to knock
everybody else down, too?
1067
00:53:00,795 --> 00:53:02,420
I mean, what, wait a minute now.
1068
00:53:03,045 --> 00:53:05,670
No clever retort, huh?
You have nothing to say at all?
1069
00:53:07,338 --> 00:53:08,255
Oh.
1070
00:53:08,545 --> 00:53:09,670
Oh, dear.
-Oh, dear.
1071
00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:10,920
Oh.
1072
00:53:11,713 --> 00:53:12,545
Okay...
1073
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:13,880
No, it's all-
-Hey, hey.
1074
00:53:14,088 --> 00:53:15,795
It's all right. It's okay.
1075
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,755
There's nothing to cry about, okay?
1076
00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:20,088
Don't worry. Don't... don't cry!
1077
00:53:20,170 --> 00:53:22,045
No, I'm so sorry.
1078
00:53:22,713 --> 00:53:25,505
I didn't know they were gonna post it.
I promise.
1079
00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,255
God, you must hate me!
1080
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,213
Oh, we don't hate you.
1081
00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:32,670
Actually, we need you.
1082
00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:36,295
For what?
1083
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:40,045
Well, we want you to be our choreographer.
1084
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,380
Yeah.
-That's right.
1085
00:53:42,463 --> 00:53:45,130
We're putting our squad back together,
1086
00:53:45,213 --> 00:53:47,630
and as you may have noticed,
we have a few rough edges,
1087
00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:49,338
but we've seen you. We have.
1088
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:50,713
You're good.
1089
00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,420
Yeah.
-And we need some of that.
1090
00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:55,463
But... with school
and cheering, I...
1091
00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,880
I just don't have the time.
1092
00:53:57,963 --> 00:54:00,463
Oh.
-Oh, that's a shame.
1093
00:54:00,545 --> 00:54:01,630
Isn't it, Martha?
1094
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:04,213
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a real shame.
1095
00:54:06,295 --> 00:54:09,005
Oh, but you know
what would be a real shame?
1096
00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:10,170
What's that?
1097
00:54:11,630 --> 00:54:15,255
If Chloe's parents found out
about this totally epic party.
1098
00:54:15,713 --> 00:54:17,713
Oh, that'd be a terrible shame.
1099
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,213
You wouldn't.
1100
00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:21,130
We might.
1101
00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:22,713
Try us.
1102
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,588
God.
1103
00:54:28,505 --> 00:54:30,045
Good morning, ladies.
1104
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:33,670
What is she doing here?
1105
00:54:34,045 --> 00:54:35,880
This is Chloe, right?
1106
00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,505
Chloe has something
that she wants to say to everyone.
1107
00:54:43,005 --> 00:54:44,880
I was the one who took the video.
1108
00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,463
Oh, boy.
-Oh, come on. Jeez.
1109
00:54:46,545 --> 00:54:48,920
Look, I-I never meant
for it to be posted online,
1110
00:54:49,005 --> 00:54:50,295
and I'm sorry.
1111
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:53,795
I'm really sorry.
-Glad you got that off your chest.
1112
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:57,130
I'm sorry, but there's more
that Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.
1113
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,213
Uh...
1114
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:03,170
And I would really love
to help coach you guys.
1115
00:55:04,295 --> 00:55:06,295
Why would we let her coach us?
1116
00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,463
Because, Olive,
in case you haven't noticed,
1117
00:55:08,545 --> 00:55:10,130
we could do with a little help.
1118
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:12,338
We're not even a club anymore.
1119
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:15,045
Vicki banned us.
-Oh, forget Vicki!
1120
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:18,170
We will practice in secret.
-Practice for what?
1121
00:55:18,255 --> 00:55:19,545
The Showcase is over.
1122
00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,505
We're gonna find someplace else
to perform, okay?
1123
00:55:22,588 --> 00:55:24,795
We humiliated ourselves. Everybody saw it.
1124
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,130
And that's the reason
why we need to do this.
1125
00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:28,295
To prove we're not some joke
1126
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:30,420
and to show the world
what we can really do!
1127
00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:32,755
We really can do this
1128
00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:35,255
if we do this together.
1129
00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:36,795
Huh?
1130
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:45,045
All right, ladies. I want you to look
at your reflection in the mirror, okay?
1131
00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:46,255
What are we doing?
1132
00:55:46,795 --> 00:55:49,130
Just look at your reflection, Ruby.
1133
00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:53,170
I want you to really, really look
in that mirror,
1134
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,713
and take in yourselves, right?
1135
00:55:56,795 --> 00:55:57,838
Look closely.
1136
00:55:58,545 --> 00:56:01,380
We're all so self-conscious,
1137
00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:04,088
and we're all so worried
1138
00:56:04,170 --> 00:56:06,755
about what everyone else is thinking,
1139
00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:09,545
when, of course, the only thing
that really matters
1140
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,255
is what we think of ourselves.
1141
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:15,963
Really, I want you to take yourself in.
1142
00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:18,088
Now, on the count of three,
1143
00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:22,130
I want you to say one thing
1144
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:24,130
you like about yourselves.
1145
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:25,380
Oh, gosh.
1146
00:56:26,045 --> 00:56:28,130
You can't be serious.
1147
00:56:28,213 --> 00:56:29,130
My tits!
1148
00:56:29,213 --> 00:56:31,130
Uh, not yet. Not yet.
1149
00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:33,045
Let's wait until the count of three.
1150
00:56:33,545 --> 00:56:35,170
What if you don't like anything?
1151
00:56:36,005 --> 00:56:38,545
Well, what do you mean?
Then you're not looking hard enough.
1152
00:56:38,630 --> 00:56:41,755
You just have to find
what's great about yourselves, okay?
1153
00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,755
All right. Ready?
1154
00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:47,420
Look.
1155
00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,130
Now...
1156
00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:54,463
one,
1157
00:56:54,795 --> 00:56:56,463
two, three!
1158
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:04,755
My hair.
1159
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,880
Oh!
1160
00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,255
So beautiful.
1161
00:57:07,338 --> 00:57:08,380
Thank you.
1162
00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:09,295
And?
1163
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:10,838
My hands.
1164
00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,463
My hands.
1165
00:57:12,545 --> 00:57:13,420
My smile.
1166
00:57:14,545 --> 00:57:16,920
Look at that smile. Okay.
1167
00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:18,920
Damn it.
-And no...
1168
00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:19,963
Okay, my wrist.
1169
00:57:21,463 --> 00:57:23,545
Okay.
1170
00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,588
They take blood really good.
1171
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,213
I found another good feature of yours.
1172
00:57:28,295 --> 00:57:29,130
Well...
1173
00:57:29,630 --> 00:57:32,755
But what about me? What's good about me?
There's not one thing.
1174
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:34,213
Oh, stop!
1175
00:57:35,963 --> 00:57:38,755
All right, let's work! Let's go!
Come on, Chloe!
1176
00:57:41,505 --> 00:57:42,380
Oh.
-Hm?
1177
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:43,755
A competition?
-Mm-hmm.
1178
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:45,588
This is a really big deal.
1179
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:47,630
People come from all over to compete.
1180
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:50,088
You guys can't compete
next to real cheerleaders.
1181
00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:53,380
Yes, we can!
-The oldest category is 18 plus!
1182
00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:56,213
Uh-huh.
-So what? We're 18 plus.
1183
00:57:56,295 --> 00:57:57,920
Yeah.
-Eighteen plus 50.
1184
00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:58,838
Yeah.
1185
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,338
Oh, look.
-What?
1186
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,088
It's on in three weeks.
1187
00:58:02,170 --> 00:58:04,420
Well, that's okay, because
Chloe's gonna help us.
1188
00:58:04,505 --> 00:58:05,380
Right, Chloe?
-No!
1189
00:58:05,463 --> 00:58:08,255
No, you guys didn't say anything
about a competition!
1190
00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:10,295
Do you know how much training
that involves?
1191
00:58:10,380 --> 00:58:13,420
People train for a year, not three weeks!
1192
00:58:14,588 --> 00:58:15,420
Okay...
1193
00:58:16,670 --> 00:58:18,088
What do you think?
1194
00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:21,880
I say screw it. Let's sign up.
1195
00:58:22,963 --> 00:58:24,130
Oh, my God.
-Yes.
1196
00:58:24,545 --> 00:58:26,170
Come on.
-Yes!
1197
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:29,670
Let's just start with our feet
a little wider than shoulder width,
1198
00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:30,588
like so.
1199
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,588
And we're just gonna start
with some really easy movement.
1200
00:58:33,670 --> 00:58:35,588
So, bring your left arm like this.
1201
00:58:36,130 --> 00:58:37,838
Left. Good!
1202
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:39,755
Down, right.
1203
00:58:40,005 --> 00:58:41,630
And back up, left.
1204
00:58:41,713 --> 00:58:43,088
Right, left!
1205
00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,588
Left, right!
1206
00:58:45,045 --> 00:58:46,380
Left and dirty!
1207
00:58:46,463 --> 00:58:47,713
Yes, sexy!
1208
00:58:47,795 --> 00:58:48,755
Whoo!
1209
00:58:49,295 --> 00:58:52,005
* Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now *
1210
00:58:52,338 --> 00:58:55,005
* I been feeling it since 1966, now *
1211
00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,420
* Might be over now, but I feel it still *
1212
00:58:57,505 --> 00:58:59,295
All up in the air, and throw it.
1213
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,588
Two, three.
1214
00:59:03,545 --> 00:59:05,045
Did you try to hit me?
1215
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:07,670
You make mash-ups, right?
-Yeah, yeah, I can.
1216
00:59:07,755 --> 00:59:09,880
Could you maybe
cut something together for us?
1217
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:10,838
Yeah, for sure.
1218
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,755
Oh, yes! Thank you so much!
1219
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,630
* Leave her with a babysitter *
1220
00:59:18,170 --> 00:59:20,630
Two, three, four, five!
-Five!
1221
00:59:20,713 --> 00:59:23,213
Come on! Come on, ladies! Keep up!
1222
00:59:24,255 --> 00:59:25,295
Move it, Alice!
1223
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,795
Punch, punch, one, two, three.
1224
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,755
Punch, punch, one, two, three. Punch!
1225
00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:34,755
* Might've had your fillBut you feel it still *
1226
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,295
Just let me change
out of this dance stuff.
1227
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:40,045
Maybe you could just leave it on.
1228
00:59:42,005 --> 00:59:42,880
Oh?
1229
00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:45,420
I always wanted to date a cheerleader.
1230
00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,838
Ra, ra, ra! Ra, ra, ra!
1231
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,130
* We could fight a war for peace *
1232
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,505
* Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now *
1233
00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,255
* Give in to that easy living *
1234
00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,338
* Goodbye to my hopes and dreams *
1235
00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:57,588
You feel that?
1236
00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:59,170
Right?
1237
01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:04,545
Lean in. Get super, super low. Lower.
1238
01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630
Oh, my God!
1239
01:00:09,505 --> 01:00:11,545
Five, six, seven, eight...
1240
01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:15,920
What's going on with you?
Where've you been?
1241
01:00:16,005 --> 01:00:19,338
Sorry, it's been really crazy. So, I...
1242
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:21,045
Well, get your shit together.
1243
01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,755
You miss one more practice
and we're voting you off the squad.
1244
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:27,545
Are you okay?
-No, I'm fine.
1245
01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,880
You look like shit.
1246
01:00:28,963 --> 01:00:31,170
Thank you. No, I haven't been
sleeping well. I'm fine.
1247
01:00:31,255 --> 01:00:34,088
You're so skinny.
-Uh-huh. Let's get started, okay?
1248
01:00:34,588 --> 01:00:35,588
Is that new?
1249
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,545
Thought we could use
a little bit more bass.
1250
01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:40,545
Ah. You've shown a lot of interest lately,
haven't you?
1251
01:00:42,045 --> 01:00:44,838
* Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now *
1252
01:00:45,088 --> 01:00:47,880
* I been feeling it since 1966, now *
1253
01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:49,545
* Might be over now *
1254
01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,130
* But I feel it still *
1255
01:00:54,170 --> 01:00:57,088
* Ooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now *
1256
01:00:57,170 --> 01:00:59,545
* Let me kick it like it's 1986, now *
1257
01:01:00,170 --> 01:01:01,295
* Might be over now *
1258
01:01:01,713 --> 01:01:03,170
* But I feel it still *
1259
01:01:03,255 --> 01:01:04,713
* Might've had your fill *
1260
01:01:04,795 --> 01:01:06,213
* But you feel it still *
1261
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,295
Do you think you're irreplaceable?
1262
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,920
Well, I like to think I bring
a certain dignity to the position.
1263
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:17,963
Do you think that I would hesitate
to take your little badge,
1264
01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:20,755
and take your little cards,
and give 'em to Dorris?
1265
01:01:20,838 --> 01:01:23,545
Dorris is a trainee.
She doesn't have the experience.
1266
01:01:23,630 --> 01:01:26,005
They are up to something! I know it!
1267
01:01:26,338 --> 01:01:29,170
And either you are too stupid
to find it out,
1268
01:01:29,255 --> 01:01:31,045
or you're just not even trying!
-Mm-hmm.
1269
01:01:31,130 --> 01:01:32,295
Well, I am definitely trying.
1270
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:36,463
Well, then find out what they're plannin'
and shut it down!
1271
01:01:36,795 --> 01:01:38,670
Or I'll shut you down!
1272
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,338
Yeah!
1273
01:01:45,295 --> 01:01:46,170
Backstabber!
1274
01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,295
So, Chloe,
I've been working on an idea.
1275
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:52,545
Something that, I don't know,
would make us stand out.
1276
01:01:52,630 --> 01:01:53,463
You know?
1277
01:01:53,545 --> 01:01:55,545
Trust me, you guys are gonna stand out.
1278
01:01:56,005 --> 01:01:58,505
Yeah, but I do want you to bear with me.
All right?
1279
01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,130
You can do it.
-Okay.
1280
01:02:00,463 --> 01:02:01,380
Okay, I'm down.
1281
01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,588
Okay.
-Show us then.
1282
01:02:02,670 --> 01:02:04,088
All right.
-I'm excited to see it.
1283
01:02:04,338 --> 01:02:05,420
Mmm.
1284
01:02:05,505 --> 01:02:07,420
Oh, here we are! Okay.
1285
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,670
Are you ready for the new move? All right.
1286
01:02:09,755 --> 01:02:10,963
New move?
-Yes?
1287
01:02:11,170 --> 01:02:12,295
Oh, I didn't tell you?
1288
01:02:17,005 --> 01:02:18,795
Oh.
-Right? What do you think?
1289
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,380
Wanna try it or not?
-Yeah.
1290
01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,338
I knew you would!
1291
01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:23,130
I wanna see it.
-I'm not surprised.
1292
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,795
That's nice!
There was something about-
1293
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,838
Maybe we should have
those elbows stick out wider.
1294
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,838
And...
1295
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,255
Walk, walk, walk!
1296
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,795
Nod, nod, nod, nod!
1297
01:02:37,088 --> 01:02:38,170
It's sexual.
1298
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:42,338
Walk, walk, walk, walk!
1299
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:43,255
Whoo!
1300
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,545
Unh, unh.
1301
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,088
Now, that was fantastic!
1302
01:02:46,170 --> 01:02:47,755
This is good, right?
1303
01:02:47,838 --> 01:02:48,795
Oh, you're strong.
1304
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,005
That's it, let's do it.
1305
01:02:50,088 --> 01:02:52,380
Walk, walk, nod, nod.
1306
01:02:52,588 --> 01:02:54,255
It's hard this time.
1307
01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:55,670
No, we got it, we got it.
1308
01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,838
We're gonna be fine. Okay? Ready, and...
1309
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,588
Walk, walk, walk.
1310
01:02:59,670 --> 01:03:02,045
Unh, unh, unh, unh.
1311
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,755
Okay, um, let's do it one more time.
1312
01:03:05,670 --> 01:03:07,795
Excuse me, can you take over, Chloe?
-Yeah. Of course.
1313
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,545
Okay, that's good. Oh, my God.
1314
01:03:10,088 --> 01:03:12,045
Oh, yeah. I like this move.
1315
01:03:12,130 --> 01:03:14,380
Let's get it. Left foot forward.
1316
01:03:51,505 --> 01:03:52,838
Okay, ladies.
1317
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,338
Let's breathe in.
1318
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:56,630
Pli� and bring your arms up!
1319
01:03:57,170 --> 01:03:59,795
And exhale and go all the way down.
1320
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,880
Ow!
1321
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,838
Let's hang here for a minute.
1322
01:04:04,463 --> 01:04:07,088
And slowly roll up.
1323
01:04:08,130 --> 01:04:10,630
Feel your spine.
1324
01:04:10,713 --> 01:04:11,713
Yeah.
1325
01:04:11,795 --> 01:04:14,130
Roll your shoulders back.
1326
01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,920
Nice.
-Excuse me.
1327
01:04:16,005 --> 01:04:18,338
Can I get a word, please?
-Where's Helen?
1328
01:04:18,838 --> 01:04:20,255
I'm taking her out of this club.
1329
01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:22,170
It's obvious she can't handle
the peer pressure.
1330
01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:24,588
What are you talking about, peer pressure?
That's absurd.
1331
01:04:24,670 --> 01:04:27,213
Look at me when you talk to me.
-Not only do you break her ankle,
1332
01:04:27,295 --> 01:04:29,505
now you wanna publicly humiliate her again
1333
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,338
with this stupid dance competition.
1334
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:33,255
No, Helen is a really big part
of this team.
1335
01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:35,170
You can't just
take her out of the competition.
1336
01:04:35,255 --> 01:04:38,630
Step back and let the adults talk. I don't
need a little slut telling me what to do.
1337
01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,795
What?
1338
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,588
What did you just call her?
1339
01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:44,545
Oh. Now that was...
-No, seriously.
1340
01:04:44,795 --> 01:04:46,795
That...
-What did you just call her?
1341
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,005
That was out of line, I apologize.
-Say it again!
1342
01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:51,963
I dare you! What did you call her?
-Please get your hand-Ma'am, get-
1343
01:04:52,045 --> 01:04:53,505
Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.
1344
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:55,045
Don't tell me what to do!
-Okay.
1345
01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,420
I...
1346
01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:57,670
Okay, I'm-I'm leaving.
1347
01:04:58,005 --> 01:04:59,505
I'll go.
1348
01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:10,838
* Because your good girl's gonna go bad *
1349
01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:15,920
* I'm gonna be the swinginest swingerYou've ever had *
1350
01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:20,045
* If you like 'em painted upPowdered up *
1351
01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:22,088
* Then you oughta be glad *
1352
01:05:22,463 --> 01:05:26,880
* 'Cause your good girl's gonna go bad *
1353
01:05:27,670 --> 01:05:29,045
Yeah!
1354
01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:34,338
* I'll even learnTo like the taste of whisky *
1355
01:05:34,588 --> 01:05:36,795
I'd like to propose a toast to Helen.
1356
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,088
To Helen!
-To Helen!
1357
01:05:39,170 --> 01:05:40,088
To Helen!
-To Helen!
1358
01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:42,213
May she outlive her children.
1359
01:05:42,295 --> 01:05:43,963
Yeah! Hear, hear!
1360
01:05:44,213 --> 01:05:45,630
I'm glad I didn't have any.
1361
01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:47,170
Whoo! Yes!
1362
01:05:48,170 --> 01:05:49,170
That feels good.
1363
01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:50,670
Wow.
-Wow!
1364
01:05:50,755 --> 01:05:52,213
Just a little Sprite.
1365
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:57,795
Um, excuse me for a minute,
but I left a little something on lane 20.
1366
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,338
Ooh!
-Oh!
1367
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:01,463
Is that a little something?
1368
01:06:01,545 --> 01:06:02,880
Wow.
-Careful, baby.
1369
01:06:03,463 --> 01:06:05,713
He's kinda cute, don't you think?
1370
01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,170
Go, Alice!
1371
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,545
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1372
01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:11,130
Whoo!
1373
01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:16,088
Can you believe she's the same woman
who wasn't allowed to join the club?
1374
01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:18,463
She should've killed that husband
years ago.
1375
01:06:18,545 --> 01:06:20,588
Yeah!
1376
01:06:20,670 --> 01:06:21,963
Whoo!
-Joy!
1377
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:23,170
Kill the husband.
1378
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,838
Yes.
1379
01:06:26,005 --> 01:06:26,838
Sheryl,
1380
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:30,005
that was so badass of you
to stick up for me back there.
1381
01:06:30,088 --> 01:06:31,045
Oh.
1382
01:06:31,463 --> 01:06:32,963
You're one of us now.
1383
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,838
Except with higher boobies.
1384
01:06:37,170 --> 01:06:39,463
Higher boobies!
-Higher boobies!
1385
01:06:41,338 --> 01:06:42,880
And she scores!
1386
01:06:43,045 --> 01:06:44,630
Grab for the joy.
1387
01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:47,420
It is so great to see you so happy.
1388
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,505
I think maybe more alcohol in my life
or something.
1389
01:06:52,088 --> 01:06:53,463
Okay, we all love you!
1390
01:06:53,545 --> 01:06:54,838
Yeah!
1391
01:06:55,088 --> 01:06:56,255
We just love!
1392
01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,088
Yeah!
1393
01:07:03,670 --> 01:07:05,670
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1394
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:10,545
Okay, you want me
to come with you?
1395
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,545
Why didn't you tell me?
1396
01:07:52,045 --> 01:07:52,963
Why would I?
1397
01:07:54,045 --> 01:07:57,880
Because you tell your friends
when you got cancer, for Christ's sake.
1398
01:07:58,713 --> 01:07:59,545
Yeah.
1399
01:08:02,338 --> 01:08:03,170
Anyway...
1400
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,170
The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow.
1401
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,713
And once they drain away all the fluid,
1402
01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:11,588
you'll be feeling fine, and...
1403
01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:14,338
that's good because
the competition's in three days.
1404
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,755
I'm not going.
1405
01:08:16,212 --> 01:08:18,505
Oh, yes, you are. The hell you're not.
1406
01:08:18,587 --> 01:08:20,962
No, you don't even need me! What am I-
-Yes, we-
1407
01:08:21,046 --> 01:08:22,796
Of course we need you!
1408
01:08:23,087 --> 01:08:24,255
You're the leader.
1409
01:08:24,671 --> 01:08:27,712
And I'm not gonna let you quit
just like that.
1410
01:08:27,796 --> 01:08:29,921
You are coming to the competition
1411
01:08:30,337 --> 01:08:32,421
if I have to drag you there myself.
1412
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,755
I'm dying.
1413
01:08:42,755 --> 01:08:43,587
Well...
1414
01:08:45,546 --> 01:08:48,087
you were dying yesterday, and you're...
1415
01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,421
you're gonna be dying next week.
1416
01:08:51,921 --> 01:08:53,130
And in the meantime,
1417
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,130
you should be dancing your ass off.
1418
01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:59,546
Isn't that what this was all about?
1419
01:09:03,462 --> 01:09:04,546
I'm scared.
1420
01:09:09,462 --> 01:09:11,712
I'm scared, okay?
-I know, I know.
1421
01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,962
I'm sorry, it's just-
1422
01:09:14,046 --> 01:09:16,171
I know you're scared, of course.
1423
01:09:16,837 --> 01:09:18,130
I'm so scared.
1424
01:09:18,837 --> 01:09:21,712
Sometimes you just
have to look that shit in the face
1425
01:09:21,796 --> 01:09:23,171
and tell it to go to hell.
1426
01:09:27,712 --> 01:09:28,712
Thank you.
1427
01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,296
Okay.
1428
01:09:31,921 --> 01:09:32,837
Thank you...
1429
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,130
for being my friend.
1430
01:09:41,255 --> 01:09:43,087
Your feet are cold.
-I know.
1431
01:10:13,796 --> 01:10:15,837
I don't think she's coming.
-Mm-mm.
1432
01:10:15,921 --> 01:10:17,962
Yeah, I don't know.
-We're gonna be late.
1433
01:10:18,337 --> 01:10:19,546
Maybe we should just go on-
1434
01:10:19,630 --> 01:10:22,546
No, Ruby! You sit your ass down.
1435
01:10:22,796 --> 01:10:25,755
Nobody's going anywhere without Martha.
1436
01:10:29,046 --> 01:10:29,880
It's okay.
1437
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,712
Oh!
1438
01:10:32,712 --> 01:10:33,546
See?
1439
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,546
She's here! What took you so long?
1440
01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,837
Oh, I know. I know, I know.
-Girl, what took you so long?
1441
01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:41,421
Well, everybody's here.
-No, we got a stop to make.
1442
01:10:42,462 --> 01:10:43,337
Okay?
1443
01:10:43,921 --> 01:10:45,462
We gotta get Helen.
-Hey, I-
1444
01:10:46,005 --> 01:10:48,087
I can't do this.
1445
01:10:48,171 --> 01:10:49,962
Yes, you can.
You're gonna be fine.
1446
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:53,130
And Chloe, why don't you sit in the front
with Ben, okay?
1447
01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:54,421
All right.
-All right.
1448
01:10:56,921 --> 01:10:58,380
Do you want some free advice?
1449
01:10:58,712 --> 01:10:59,712
Sure.
1450
01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:03,505
You cannot wait
for Chloe to notice you, okay?
1451
01:11:03,587 --> 01:11:05,171
What? I'm not!
1452
01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,130
Yeah, no, no.
1453
01:11:06,212 --> 01:11:08,796
A girl like that,
she gets a lot of attention,
1454
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,755
and you have to be reckless. Right?
1455
01:11:12,255 --> 01:11:13,087
What does that mean?
1456
01:11:13,171 --> 01:11:14,671
It means life is short,
1457
01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,046
and make your move already, okay?
1458
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,296
Back to throw,across the middle...
1459
01:11:37,962 --> 01:11:39,630
Well...
-Shit! Tom is here!
1460
01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:41,755
Oh, shit. Okay, we need a distraction.
1461
01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:42,837
I mean...
1462
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,630
Oh, God!
1463
01:11:45,671 --> 01:11:47,296
I love being a cheerleader.
1464
01:11:47,796 --> 01:11:48,755
Do it, do it!
1465
01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:51,880
At the 35-30 yard line...
1466
01:11:54,505 --> 01:11:55,505
Is that our car?
1467
01:12:05,171 --> 01:12:06,880
Oh. Son of a...
1468
01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,630
What are you doing here?
1469
01:12:15,755 --> 01:12:17,171
It's a rescue mission!
1470
01:12:24,005 --> 01:12:25,087
Now, shh!
1471
01:12:25,171 --> 01:12:26,171
Now be quiet!
1472
01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:27,296
All right, come on.
1473
01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:28,337
Oh, Jesus!
1474
01:12:30,921 --> 01:12:33,587
Security, Chief Carl.
-Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.
1475
01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:36,380
Somebody threw a rock
into my goddamn window!
1476
01:12:36,462 --> 01:12:37,962
Any idea who might've done it?
1477
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,505
The gang she's always hanging around with?
1478
01:12:40,587 --> 01:12:41,796
Ah, hurry!
1479
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,380
Oh, shit!
-Watch that tree.
1480
01:12:43,462 --> 01:12:44,337
No, no, no, wait!
1481
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,546
Call Vicki.
1482
01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,671
Sweetie, she's not in here.
1483
01:12:50,046 --> 01:12:51,005
What?
1484
01:12:51,087 --> 01:12:52,046
Door closing!
1485
01:12:52,130 --> 01:12:54,046
Okay, go, go, go!
1486
01:12:54,130 --> 01:12:56,587
Thank God! Praise Jesus!
1487
01:12:56,671 --> 01:12:59,796
Come on, let's go, go, go!
-You gotta be kiddin' me!
1488
01:13:03,587 --> 01:13:06,337
Mother! Get out of the van, now.
1489
01:13:08,005 --> 01:13:09,296
Yeah!
1490
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,505
Who's the little slut now?
1491
01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:21,505
Please, stop!
1492
01:13:22,046 --> 01:13:24,046
And Dorris, get out.Please, get out.
1493
01:13:24,212 --> 01:13:26,087
Please, get out.Out!
1494
01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:27,421
Out! Out!
1495
01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,630
Okay, let's go, Carl.
1496
01:13:28,712 --> 01:13:30,005
All right. Hang on.
-Let's go.
1497
01:13:30,087 --> 01:13:31,380
You in?
1498
01:13:31,837 --> 01:13:33,087
Oh, there they are!
1499
01:13:33,171 --> 01:13:34,796
Come on! Cut 'em off!
-Hey.
1500
01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,587
Oh! Oh!
1501
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,046
Turn off the engine
and step out of the vehicle!
1502
01:13:45,337 --> 01:13:46,630
Drive, drive!
1503
01:13:46,712 --> 01:13:48,505
Go, go!
-Go!
1504
01:13:48,587 --> 01:13:49,546
Oh, my God.
1505
01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,587
Where are they goin'?
-Just follow 'em.
1506
01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:53,087
Follow them where?
-Just follow-
1507
01:13:53,171 --> 01:13:55,505
Just follow them! Just turn around!
1508
01:13:56,421 --> 01:13:57,671
Today, Carl!
1509
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:58,962
Oh!
1510
01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:02,087
Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
1511
01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,337
Oh!
1512
01:14:03,962 --> 01:14:06,087
Well, can you turn this thing on?
1513
01:14:06,171 --> 01:14:07,171
The siren, the...
1514
01:14:07,255 --> 01:14:09,380
Oh! Okay! All right!
1515
01:14:11,587 --> 01:14:12,921
Why are we chasing them again?
1516
01:14:13,296 --> 01:14:15,712
What? Oh, for pity's sake!
1517
01:14:16,171 --> 01:14:19,046
They are an unofficial club.
1518
01:14:20,005 --> 01:14:21,421
Go faster!
1519
01:14:21,505 --> 01:14:23,421
It does not go any faster!
1520
01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:25,212
Floor it!
-It's floored!
1521
01:14:25,296 --> 01:14:27,296
Well, this was a ridiculous purchase,
1522
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,505
and I don't know why
you didn't express that
1523
01:14:29,587 --> 01:14:31,380
at the time the check was being written!
1524
01:14:36,546 --> 01:14:37,462
Oh!
1525
01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,546
Hi, Vicki!
1526
01:14:55,962 --> 01:14:57,380
Where are you all going?
1527
01:14:57,462 --> 01:14:59,712
Heading to the cheerleading competition.
Wanna go?
1528
01:15:00,171 --> 01:15:02,337
Is that a serious question, David?
1529
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,171
And what do you think you're doing?
1530
01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:07,171
I wanna see what's gonna happen.
-Come on, Carl!
1531
01:15:07,255 --> 01:15:08,421
Well, go on, then!
-I'm going.
1532
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:10,755
Just go on with your bad self!
-I am going!
1533
01:15:10,837 --> 01:15:12,171
Panty-chaser!
1534
01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,212
Turncoat!
1535
01:15:13,296 --> 01:15:15,462
Sticks and stones, Vicki!
Sticks and stones!
1536
01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:16,796
Traitor!
1537
01:15:21,837 --> 01:15:22,796
Hurry!
1538
01:15:23,546 --> 01:15:25,421
We're late! Go in! Okay!
1539
01:15:26,005 --> 01:15:26,962
The music!
1540
01:15:27,046 --> 01:15:28,046
Here, I got it, I got it.
1541
01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:30,171
Yeah. I'll check us in. Don't worry.
Here, you got it?
1542
01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:31,087
I got it.
1543
01:15:31,171 --> 01:15:33,171
Thank you. Um, hi. Where do I sign in?
1544
01:15:33,587 --> 01:15:35,880
Sure, which squad
is your granddaughter competing in?
1545
01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,337
Uh, my granddaughter is not competing.
1546
01:15:40,212 --> 01:15:42,130
I am. Sun Springs.
1547
01:15:42,546 --> 01:15:43,421
And, um...
1548
01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,671
It says here you've been disqualified.
1549
01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:49,921
Just breathe, stretch.
1550
01:15:50,337 --> 01:15:51,962
You got this.
-Yeah.
1551
01:15:52,046 --> 01:15:55,255
Don't even worry about it. Just worry
about your routine and everything.
1552
01:15:56,587 --> 01:15:57,630
You need anything?
1553
01:15:57,712 --> 01:15:59,755
Yes, air.
-Mmm.
1554
01:15:59,837 --> 01:16:01,130
Yeah. You just gotta breathe.
1555
01:16:01,212 --> 01:16:02,755
Our next squad performing...
1556
01:16:02,837 --> 01:16:04,130
Oh, shit.
1557
01:16:04,212 --> 01:16:06,046
...for the very first time,
1558
01:16:06,130 --> 01:16:08,755
all the way from Jacksonville, Florida.
1559
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,296
What are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1560
01:16:12,712 --> 01:16:13,671
We came to cheer.
1561
01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:17,212
Are you serious?
1562
01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:19,546
Cannot be serious.
-They're competing?
1563
01:16:19,837 --> 01:16:20,671
Yeah.
1564
01:16:20,755 --> 01:16:22,212
We are.
1565
01:16:22,296 --> 01:16:23,130
Uh...
1566
01:16:25,005 --> 01:16:26,130
Okay.
1567
01:16:26,796 --> 01:16:27,962
Pathetic.
1568
01:16:28,337 --> 01:16:29,921
Bye.
-Bye, good luck.
1569
01:16:30,255 --> 01:16:31,130
Good luck.
1570
01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:33,296
Hey!
1571
01:16:34,171 --> 01:16:36,921
Hey. What'd she mean about you quitting?
1572
01:16:37,421 --> 01:16:40,380
Oh, I was just too busy, you know,
with school and everything.
1573
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:41,587
I-I couldn't do both.
1574
01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,880
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
1575
01:16:44,212 --> 01:16:45,837
We didn't want you quitting for us.
1576
01:16:45,921 --> 01:16:48,130
No, no, no, no, no. I-I wanted to.
1577
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,630
I've never had a grandma before,
and now it's like I have eight.
1578
01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:56,796
Oh.
1579
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:10,671
Your group is too old to compete.
1580
01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:13,671
The entry form says
there's an 18 and over category,
1581
01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:14,921
and we're over 18.
1582
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,421
This competition is for young women only.
-What's going on here?
1583
01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,462
Oh, my God!
1584
01:17:19,546 --> 01:17:20,712
Oh, Chief Carl.
1585
01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:24,755
Well, she's saying that we can't compete.
1586
01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:27,255
You didn't mention
your age on the application.
1587
01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:28,755
Chief Carl.
1588
01:17:29,587 --> 01:17:30,546
Special Branch Division.
1589
01:17:31,171 --> 01:17:33,712
You're in express violation
of both State and Federal law.
1590
01:17:33,796 --> 01:17:35,671
Statute 42, Section 8, Verse 3.
1591
01:17:36,005 --> 01:17:37,880
If you don't let these women compete,
1592
01:17:37,962 --> 01:17:39,921
I'm gonna have to haul your ass
down to the station
1593
01:17:40,005 --> 01:17:42,462
and throw the book at you
for age discrimination.
1594
01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,380
Now, we can do this the easy way,
1595
01:17:46,005 --> 01:17:47,337
or we can do it the hard way.
1596
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,255
And just for the record,
I prefer the hard way.
1597
01:17:53,921 --> 01:17:55,171
You're on in ten minutes.
1598
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:57,962
God, that was amazing!
1599
01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:00,837
I can't believe they fell for it.
I made the whole thing up right there!
1600
01:18:00,921 --> 01:18:02,546
You did, didn't you? Come on, let's go.
1601
01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:13,421
Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.
1602
01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:16,671
What took you so long?
Everybody's freaking out!
1603
01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:17,755
I feel sick!
1604
01:18:17,837 --> 01:18:21,087
My stupid dickhead husband was right!
I can't do this!
1605
01:18:21,171 --> 01:18:22,796
Yeah, you're not going anywhere. No.
1606
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,046
No, no, no, no.
-All right, ladies. Huddle up. Come on.
1607
01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:26,546
Okay, let's huddle.
-Come on.
1608
01:18:26,630 --> 01:18:27,630
Phew, okay.
1609
01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:28,755
Come on.
1610
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,046
Guys, don't worry about the audience!
1611
01:18:32,337 --> 01:18:35,130
Just follow each other
like we practiced, okay?
1612
01:18:35,212 --> 01:18:36,255
We got this.
1613
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,671
Martha?
-Hmm?
1614
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,380
Anything you'd like to add?
1615
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,630
I know I told you we could do this.
1616
01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:48,462
But the truth is I have no idea
what's gonna happen out there.
1617
01:18:48,546 --> 01:18:50,671
Maybe we'll make
fools of ourselves, right?
1618
01:18:52,546 --> 01:18:54,380
But I do know one thing.
1619
01:18:56,005 --> 01:18:58,255
There's no one
I'd rather go out there with...
1620
01:18:58,671 --> 01:19:00,087
than you ladies.
1621
01:19:02,630 --> 01:19:06,880
I love you! I love you all! Okay?
1622
01:19:06,962 --> 01:19:08,296
Now, I know you're scared.
1623
01:19:08,380 --> 01:19:10,087
Whoo! I'm scared, too.
1624
01:19:10,587 --> 01:19:11,462
Scared?
1625
01:19:12,837 --> 01:19:13,880
But, you know,
1626
01:19:13,962 --> 01:19:18,505
sometimes you just have to look that shit
in the face and tell it to go to hell!
1627
01:19:24,212 --> 01:19:25,087
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
1628
01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:28,712
* Drop it *
1629
01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,587
They're
the Southern Attitude Cheerleaders!
1630
01:19:31,671 --> 01:19:33,796
And they showed us that attitude
this year!
1631
01:19:35,212 --> 01:19:40,171
Our next squad comes
from the Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1632
01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:43,380
Seriously?
1633
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,421
Hey.
-Hey.
1634
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:02,212
* Three, six, nine *
1635
01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:03,962
* The goose drank wine *
1636
01:20:04,046 --> 01:20:06,587
* The monkey chew tobaccoOn the street car line *
1637
01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:08,212
* The line broke *
1638
01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:09,587
* The monkey got choked *
1639
01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:12,255
* And they all went to heavenIn a little rowboat *
1640
01:20:12,337 --> 01:20:13,337
* Clap, pat *
1641
01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:14,755
* Clap, pat *
1642
01:20:15,130 --> 01:20:16,212
* Clap, pat *
1643
01:20:16,712 --> 01:20:17,962
* Clap, slap *
1644
01:20:18,046 --> 01:20:19,130
* Clap, pat *
1645
01:20:19,212 --> 01:20:21,837
* Clap your handPat it on your partner's hand *
1646
01:20:22,212 --> 01:20:23,212
* Right hand *
1647
01:20:23,671 --> 01:20:24,587
Oh, my Olive.
1648
01:20:25,671 --> 01:20:26,505
They're amazing!
1649
01:20:26,587 --> 01:20:28,421
* Pat you partner's left palm *
1650
01:20:28,712 --> 01:20:30,921
* My mother told me *
1651
01:20:31,755 --> 01:20:33,880
* If I was goody *
1652
01:20:34,505 --> 01:20:36,630
* That she would buy me *
1653
01:20:37,587 --> 01:20:39,587
* A rubber dolly *
1654
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,671
* Let me see you make it clap now *-* Yeah *
1655
01:20:41,755 --> 01:20:44,337
* Clap your handsAnd pat it on your partner's *
1656
01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,505
* Clap your handsAnd cross it on your left arm *
1657
01:20:47,587 --> 01:20:49,755
* Pat your handNow up on your right arm *
1658
01:20:49,837 --> 01:20:51,337
* Now up on your right arm *
1659
01:20:51,421 --> 01:20:52,837
* If you press along, long *
1660
01:20:53,380 --> 01:20:56,130
* Clap your handsAnd put it on your partner's *
1661
01:20:56,296 --> 01:20:59,005
* Clap your handsAnd cross it on your left arm *
1662
01:20:59,087 --> 01:21:00,171
The music's perfect.
1663
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,880
* Now up on your right armNow up on your right arm *
1664
01:21:02,962 --> 01:21:04,712
* If you press along, long *
1665
01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:05,962
* My mother told me *
1666
01:21:06,630 --> 01:21:09,046
* If I was goody *
1667
01:21:09,546 --> 01:21:12,296
* That she would buy me *
1668
01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,921
* A rubber dolly *
1669
01:21:15,337 --> 01:21:17,421
* My aunty told her *
1670
01:21:18,255 --> 01:21:20,212
* I kissed a soldier *
1671
01:21:21,212 --> 01:21:22,671
* Now she won't buy me *
1672
01:21:22,755 --> 01:21:23,630
Now.
1673
01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,337
* A rubber dolly *
1674
01:21:25,421 --> 01:21:26,255
Whoo!
1675
01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:28,671
* Never *
1676
01:21:29,130 --> 01:21:30,212
* Never *
1677
01:21:30,630 --> 01:21:31,921
* Never *
1678
01:21:36,005 --> 01:21:37,171
Yeah!
1679
01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:38,337
Whoo!
1680
01:21:38,421 --> 01:21:39,962
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1681
01:21:40,337 --> 01:21:41,505
Whoo!
1682
01:21:48,212 --> 01:21:51,046
* Spread it like peanut butter jelly *
1683
01:21:52,171 --> 01:21:54,337
* Do it like I owe you some money *
1684
01:21:56,046 --> 01:21:58,421
* Spread it like peanut butter jelly *
1685
01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:02,005
* Do it like I owe you some money *
1686
01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:03,880
* Money, money *
1687
01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,755
* Spread it like *
1688
01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:17,880
* I'll give you something to do *
1689
01:22:29,962 --> 01:22:31,130
Whoo!
1690
01:22:33,337 --> 01:22:36,255
That was
the Sun Springs All Stars
1691
01:22:36,337 --> 01:22:38,630
from Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1692
01:22:39,212 --> 01:22:42,546
What a performance!
What a response from the audience!
1693
01:22:54,171 --> 01:22:55,171
Thank you!
1694
01:23:37,921 --> 01:23:38,962
Coming up next,
1695
01:23:39,046 --> 01:23:42,837
a special performance
by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders
1696
01:23:42,921 --> 01:23:44,880
supporting ovarian cancer research
1697
01:23:45,296 --> 01:23:47,546
in memory of Martha Walker.
1698
01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:51,212
Okay, everyone. Two minutes.
1699
01:23:52,046 --> 01:23:52,962
Let's huddle in.
1700
01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:54,755
Huddle in.
1701
01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:59,337
All right, don't worry about the crowd.
1702
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,296
It's just us out there.
1703
01:24:02,546 --> 01:24:03,380
You got this.
1704
01:24:05,962 --> 01:24:08,046
Sheryl, anything you'd like to add?
1705
01:24:09,546 --> 01:24:10,587
Just one thing.
1706
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,296
We're doing this...
1707
01:24:14,130 --> 01:24:15,005
for Martha.
1708
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:20,046
For Martha.
1709
01:25:34,587 --> 01:25:35,546
* Spread it like *
1710
01:25:38,421 --> 01:25:39,630
* Visualize it *
1711
01:25:39,712 --> 01:25:41,546
* I'll give you something to do *
1712
01:25:50,505 --> 01:25:51,587
* Spread it like *
1713
01:25:51,837 --> 01:25:54,380
* Sleepless nights at the chateau *
1714
01:25:54,462 --> 01:25:55,462
* Visualize it *
1715
01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,462
* I'll give you something to do *
1716
01:25:59,171 --> 01:26:01,671
* Kush, kush wherever we go *
1717
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:02,837
* Visualize it *
1718
01:26:03,046 --> 01:26:05,005
* I'll give you something to do *
1719
01:26:05,921 --> 01:26:08,380
* To get a wildfire burning *
1720
01:26:08,462 --> 01:26:09,587
* Visualize it *
1721
01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,505
* I'll give you something to do *
1722
01:26:13,421 --> 01:26:15,755
* Ace high, I'm going all in *
1723
01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:16,796
* Visualize it *
1724
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,796
* I'll give you something to do *
1725
01:26:22,962 --> 01:26:24,255
* Come on, everybody *
1726
01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:27,671
* I say let's play a game *
1727
01:26:28,296 --> 01:26:30,837
* I betcha I can make a rhyme *
1728
01:26:31,421 --> 01:26:33,505
* Out of anybody's name *
1729
01:26:34,005 --> 01:26:34,880
* Sheryl, Sheryl *
1730
01:26:34,962 --> 01:26:36,212
* Sheryl, Sheryl, bo baron *
1731
01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:37,837
* Banana fanna fo faron *
1732
01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,671
* Fee fi mo maron *
1733
01:26:40,046 --> 01:26:42,255
* Sheryl *
1734
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,880
* Who's next? *-* Alice! *
1735
01:26:43,962 --> 01:26:45,212
* Alice, Alice, bo balice *
1736
01:26:45,296 --> 01:26:46,880
* Banana fanna fo falice *
1737
01:26:46,962 --> 01:26:48,380
* Fee fi mo malice *
1738
01:26:48,462 --> 01:26:50,046
* Alice *
1739
01:26:50,130 --> 01:26:51,380
* Now Olive *-* Olive! *
1740
01:26:51,462 --> 01:26:52,712
* Olive, Olive, bo bolive *
1741
01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:54,380
* Banana fanna fo folive *
1742
01:26:54,462 --> 01:26:55,880
* Fee fi mo molive *
1743
01:26:55,962 --> 01:26:57,380
* Olive *-* Evelyn! *
1744
01:26:57,462 --> 01:26:59,255
* Evelyn, Evenlyn, bo bevelyn *
1745
01:26:59,337 --> 01:27:00,962
* Banana fanna fo fevelyn *
1746
01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:02,462
* Mee mi moevylyn *
1747
01:27:02,546 --> 01:27:03,380
* Evelyn *-* Ruby! *
1748
01:27:03,462 --> 01:27:04,712
* Ruby, Ruby, bo booby *
1749
01:27:04,796 --> 01:27:06,380
* Banana fanna fo foobyd
1750
01:27:06,462 --> 01:27:07,837
* Fee fi mo mooby *
1751
01:27:07,921 --> 01:27:09,380
* Ruby *-* Phyllis! *
1752
01:27:09,462 --> 01:27:10,712
* Phyllis, Phyllis, bo byllis *
1753
01:27:10,796 --> 01:27:12,337
* Banana fanna fo fyllis *
1754
01:27:12,421 --> 01:27:13,880
* Fee fi mo myllis *
1755
01:27:13,962 --> 01:27:15,380
* Phyllis ** Now Helen! *
1756
01:27:15,462 --> 01:27:17,421
* Helen, Helen, bo bellen *
1757
01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:18,880
* Banana fanna fo fellen *
1758
01:27:18,962 --> 01:27:20,462
* Fee fi mo mellen *
1759
01:27:20,546 --> 01:27:21,380
* Helen *
1760
01:27:21,462 --> 01:27:22,921
* Come on, everybody *
1761
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,337
* I say let's play a game *
1762
01:27:26,796 --> 01:27:29,546
* I betcha I can make a rhyme *
1763
01:27:30,005 --> 01:27:32,421
* Out of anybody's name *
1764
01:27:32,505 --> 01:27:33,380
* Sing it with me *
1765
01:27:33,462 --> 01:27:38,505
* Oh *
1766
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,421
* Martha *
1767
01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:45,130
* Oh *
1768
01:27:45,212 --> 01:27:46,712
* Yeah! *
1769
01:27:49,712 --> 01:27:53,712
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