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Previously on McLeod's Daughters.
Half this place is mine,
which means half the debt's mine.
So, I'm gonna stay here for another six months,
help get the overdraft paid down.
We're saved.
Hallelujah.
I found the best website.
Tells you how to be a di-li-roo.
In one easy lesson?
Yeah.
Don't feel guilty
'cause once the basic work's done,
put your feet up, pretend it's Sunday.
Yeah, but it's Wednesday
and all the jobs you've left me are ordinary.
There must be something more challenging that needs doing.
There is.
Lend me your bum.
You don't get away much do you?
Hm, only on Sundays.
Thought you were heavier.
Thanks.
You do trust me, don't you?
I don't wanna dump a whole lot of work on you
while I'm away having a good time.
Oh, it's a boring seminar, Claire, in Fischer.
Although, it's Sundays.
It's about horse insemination, should be good.
Ooh, that'll be Alex. That'll be Bob.
Do you like surprises? Yeah.
This time yesterday that box was on a shelf in Fischer.
Can't complain about the service, can you?
Oh, no, the pace you set yourself Bob.
Another cuppa?
They're just like yours, Claire.
They're fantastic.
Oh.
Yeah, well, I just thought it might help you feel...
I know, thanks.
That's Alex.
We'll see ya.
Bye.
Proper work boots.
Now, I really feel like the boss.
Pity there's not much to do today.
Morning all. Hi.
Nice boots. Thanks.
Ah, about time and get your skates on
if you want that lift.
Oh, yeah, it's fixed.
I'm gonna pick it up at Can-ye-la.
Good, right.
I'll make a note of it.
Give me two minutes, Bob.
Hm.
Now, that's a bitch.
I'll tell you what you gotta do with that.
Yeah?
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Woo ♪
♪ You're weak in the knees ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
This is like having your brain pulled out
through your eardrums.
Driver's choice.
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Hot chilly woman ♪
♪ Got what it takes ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Now that's a hundred ♪
Well, the trough's fixed.
That's me all done, I think.
Oh, I'm sure you're just warming up, Jo.
Ah, no way, I have got Sean Penn videos ready to go
and nachos as well.
Well, you'll have to check with Tess.
She's in charge today.
In charge?
Hm.
Right.
Um, after you two have had breakfast,
we should have a meeting.
Discuss the rest of the day.
You're the boss.
Outside, Roy.
Right.
New boots, she plans to fill them.
Apparently.
Hey, hands off the CD player.
Fair's fair, driver's choice.
Alright.
Bet you Tess doesn't let you get away with this at home.
This is Tess's music.
Lie.
Gotcha.
Tch.
♪ It'll take some time to find your heart ♪
♪ And come back home ♪
♪ You could walk for miles ♪
♪ Cross every river ♪
♪ And find you're not alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ohhhh ♪
♪ Ohhhh oh oh oh ♪
♪ You're not alone ♪
♪ Ohhh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Ohh oh oh oh ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪
♪ Oooohhhhhh ♪
I didn't mean to snap at you or anything,
it's just I've gotta keep a move on today.
Got some sort of pointy head from the city
sniffing around the postal contractor.
What do you mean some sort of pointy head?
Stuffed if I know.
Calling it performance review.
Does that ring any bells with ya?
Sounds like someone they hired to sack people.
Well, I do my job okay.
Well, you shouldn't have waited for me, Bob.
Now I've made you late.
No, no, I said that I'd take you and I'm gonna take you.
Just I'm telling you, I'm...
I'm a bit preoccupied.
Is that your brother?
What, where?
Bit of trouble there, Shauny.
Yup, picked up a nail, might be doubt.
Thought you're supposed to be in school.
No, it's okay.
I got work to do this week.
It's more fun than school.
Everything's more fun than school, mate.
It just doesn't get you anywhere.
Trust dad to pull you out
when he needs a dog's buddy.
I'm not working for dad.
He's working for me.
How you going, sis?
Got a hug for me?
I thought you had another year to go?
No, no, I paroled early.
Kept my nose clean.
Wow, that's great, Mark.
What are you doing back here?
Well, this is home.
Yeah, right.
I've got a job already.
I'm hauling for Ron Sanders while his back's stuffed.
Yup, we're making heaps.
Everyone pays cash.
Tax free.
Give me that back.
Take him back to town, Mark.
Oh, no way.
Just because you didn't learn anything at school--
Hey, hey, hey, he didn't learn nothing at school either.
Not from books.
Yeah, you think I don't know that?
You guys want a hand or what?
Nah, we're alright, mate, thanks.
Come on then, Becky.
Pointy head, remember?
Shauny's had a bit of trouble at school.
A few days off will do him good,
but thanks for your help.
Well, there's a south wall.
Okay, so I could check that one.
Whatever you like.
Is everything alright?
Fine.
Who told you to do that?
Oh, Bob.
Right.
I'm sorry, we should be pooling our knowledge,
shouldn't we?
You tell me from your observation what needs doing today.
Well, you were out there
this morning, Jodi, any problems?
There was some fly blown ewes down by the creek.
There you go, that's good, that's good.
We could treat them on the spot.
But there's heaps of them.
They need to be brought in.
It's a big job.
Yeah, we'll leave that 'til tomorrow
when Claire gets back.
Fly strike, they need dagging.
Yeah, they do, but--
Yup, so let's do it.
What, today? Why not?
Well, I've got bathrooms to clean
and there's too many sheep for you two
to muster on your own.
No, I'm sure we can.
I'll get Roy to help us.
No way. Oh, come on, Jodi,
bunch of cute wooly ewes, how hard can it be?
Come on, out you get, sweetheart.
There's a, ooh, good sheep.
Are you pulling?
I'm pulling.
I need help, Chidi, don't you remember me?
Come on. And I walked you
all the way home. Come on!
Come on.
Oh, good sheep.
Finally, god.
Come here, come here, hoo hoo, sheep.
When I'm driving home, the music's mine
and you're gonna be very sorry, Claire.
Did you bring your satellite phone?
Why?
I wanna call home.
Why?
To say hello.
Check up on Tess, you mean.
She's wearing her boots.
Didn't bring it.
Sorry.
Roy!
Roy!
Roy!
Roy!
Roy, get behind.
Roy, get back.
Well, I think I got everything.
I just gotta mix the stuff up.
You have to dag them first.
Yeah, I know that, I'm just preparing it all.
You got a problem with me being boss for the day?
I'm quite capable, you know.
It's just that I really like Sean Penn, okay,
and I really, really, like nachos.
Right, now I understand.
Where are you going?
I'm thirsty. Yeah, well, don't be long
because I really need your help.
Please.
Whatever.
Alright, you maggoty mothers,
I'm gonna nuke the living daylights out of you.
Ow!
Ow.
Ow.
Ugh.
Oh, it stings.
Ow.
Ohhhh ughh.
Meg!
I've got poison in my eye.
Okay, sit down.
Just tilt your head back.
I've seen Claire doing it.
She never has any trouble.
Hold still, hold still.
Try and open your eye.
Try and open. Ah, ah.
Is that any better?
Yup.
Ugh, it's getting there.
See if you can open your eye.
Ow. Okay?
Thanks for not saying anything.
Say what?
You should have waited.
Well, your eyebrow's safe from fly strike anyway.
Yeah, that's a weight off.
Come on, head down to the cottage.
I've got some eyedrops.
Nice driving, Claire.
How much room do you need?
Uh, I looked, that door was shut.
Well, I opened it assuming you'd allow enough room
for a bloke to get in and out of his car.
You are in tight.
It is a car park.
It's meant to be tight.
Well, it's not so tight on that side.
Maybe you two could compare notes later on.
Look, I said I was sorry.
No, you didn't.
Well, I'm saying it now.
I'll need your details.
What for? So I can send you the bill.
It isn't all my fault.
You were the one reversing.
You should learn to judge your distances better.
Yeah, maybe if your music wasn't so loud, Claire.
He's a knob.
That's a bit harsh.
Here, I'll guide you in.
Nice and slow.
That didn't sound like Madonna.
Bum. Anyone else wanna--
Oh, you're kidding.
Did someone leave the sheep pen open?
Well, I couldn't see what I was doing, I j--
They're probably all over the place by now, Tess.
It's gonna take us forever to get them back in.
Get out of it, go on.
Come on, go on.
Tch, that's it, go on.
New boots and she still can't shut a gate.
Come on!
Eh, a bit surprised to see Mark again so soon.
He shouldn't have been in jail at all.
Nah, first offense and all that.
Anyway, it was only a little bank he robbed.
Let's get going.
Did you hear about Shauny smashing up the school office?
Shouldn't believe all that gossip, Bob.
Well, he's a bit of a wild one.
No, his brother's wild and I'm wild.
Shauny, he's gonna be okay.
Yeah, well, that's a maybe.
You got a guy in town with a stopwatch on you, Bob.
What are you doing having tea?
Only smart guys win the award.
Now, don't you give me a hard time, mate.
And performance review are gonna give a damn.
They're gunning for you.
God.
Oh, there goes your big brother.
He's mad.
Going over 80.
Got a full load on, too, eh?
So, you want me to call the cops?
What's he gone down there for?
Butler's place, been empty for two years now.
Who cares, come on.
Hm, Butler's retired to Queensland.
Tates got a postcard last week.
Yeah, well, maybe Mark knows a shortcut somewhere.
Anyway, he's got a job, one more job than you'll have
if we don't hurry up.
Now, cut him some slack.
Shortcut?
Hm.
Bob, the letter box.
Yeah, yeah.
It's okay, I'll get this one.
Hey, hey.
Put that back.
Bob, the mailbox is back there.
You should use it.
That is federal property.
It's against the law for a person whose not a postal worker
or contractor to have carriage of the mail.
And you read other people's postcards
and I'm sure that's against the law, too.
Oy, give it to me.
Bob, you're as slow as wet week
and you yarned everyone you hand a letter to.
Hey.
I told you my problems at work because you're a mate.
Now, if you want my job, you apply for it.
I'd probably get it at this rate, too.
Claire, Claire, sit here, sit here.
Wait, you're not going to the front, are you?
I am.
Come on.
At least we can nick out from the back.
I don't wanna nick out.
I wanna see the overhead.
You're blonde as well as deaf.
Girly swat.
Shut up.
Have you seen that idiot yet?
You know, the tonk we had the run in with?
Well. Good morning everybody.
I trust you're all well.
My name's Peter Johnson.
Welcome to the ins and outs, as it were,
of artificial insemination of horse husbandry.
Bit late to move out the back now I guess.
Now, I'd like to start with a general overview.
This one here smells a bit special.
I bet it's not a phone bill.
It's from Melissa.
It's two weeks, two letters. Hm.
Dear Phillip, how are things with you?
One great big party.
Hope the op was successful
and our fingers crossed maybe we can all make,
maybe you can make it down to the city for a while.
Plenty of room at my place.
Maybe we could pick up where we left off.
What?
Oh, what are you sitting there for?
I thought you'd be packing your bags by now.
Like it's that simple, Bob.
Well, it's better than trampling around here.
They're so nice to help and more besides.
Yeah.
Well, when you're ready to visit,
I'll give you a lift to the bus station.
Yeah, right-o.
Thanks, Bob.
I thought you'd have the engine running by now.
What's up with you?
Nothing.
I understand you how it's better when you're mad.
Push 'em up.
Come on.
Go on!
There were 12 just on the tennis court.
12. Roy!
Come on, Roy.
Is that the lot, then?
Yup, think so.
You think so?
Yeah, I think so.
Didn't you count them after the first muster?
Next time, write it down.
Well, at least we can dag the sheep, Jodi.
We have to.
Oh, didn't I tell you?
I don't dag.
Sorry, Roy.
Well, that one was quicker.
Who's next?
Ah, Taggart's next.
Whoa, look at him go, like a rabbit at a fox party.
He must be empty.
Out of his luck.
Come on, Bob, let's get a move on.
Hey, did Mark say what sort of job he's doing now?
Oh, some fill in job for a Ron somebody.
Ron Sanders was it?
Ouch.
I've always said that we should treat each other as friends
as well as colleagues to share our knowledge
and to move the property forward in a democratic way.
You said that a lot, Tess.
Yeah, well, it's all a lot of blah
'cause all I'm getting today is like a really big negative.
Look, I volunteer to make lunch.
Jodi!
Stay.
You okay, Tess?
No, Meg, I'm really disappointed.
We are going to dag.
Look, what about a democratic compromise?
We'll do some ewes today, some tomorrow,
and then later on-- Stuff that.
Claire would want them all done by tea time.
I want them all done by tea time.
Please.
She really needs to get those boots off soon.
Will we tell her?
In most cases, the cost of live cover
and artificial insemination work out to be comparable.
I know what the horse would prefer.
With AI, you're always
assured of the best possible result
with the lowest possible risk.
Not if the semen hasn't thawed properly.
Ah, is there a problem?
Oh, I'm just hearing cash flow problems that's all.
More money up front for AI.
If things are tight-- Well, if your property
is struggling, maybe your breeding program
isn't a great idea.
I didn't say we were struggling.
And bloodlines, I think you get an intuitive feel
for horses working through a live cover program
whereas AI depends on consultancy.
Yeah, that's right, you can use an expert,
such as myself to match the right stallion to your mare.
Expert.
Really?
Well, I've already got your address, haven't I?
Maybe if you and your husband
would like some more guidance--
My what?
It can wait, sweetheart.
It can wait.
You better be holding it tight.
I am.
Come on, you two, we're gonna be here all night
at this rate.
Here, I'll show you.
Ah, grab hold of the icky bits.
Shoulda known.
What?
Oh.
My hand.
Oh, not now, we were just going so well.
What have you done?
Oh.
I don't like blood that much.
No, it's pretty deep.
You're gonna need stitches.
I'm sorry, Jodi.
I didn't mean to sound mean.
Hey, you've got two hands, you know.
Come on.
We'll take the Merc.
Damn.
You know, there's a lot of junk mail in the back, Bob.
Screw the junk mail and save time.
Is that what you reckon?
No.
Maybe you don't have to hand deliver it all today?
Geez, Beck, if I'm gonna break the regulations,
what don't I just shoot the minister
of communications and be done with it?
Is that the Taggarts up ahead?
Got your mail here, Taggart.
That's our Bob.
What's the go?
Blight?
Problem with the creek water.
Two dead, had to shoot another cub.
What problem?
Muck.
Stinks like one of the old weed sprays.
Yeah, been at school, same thing happened back in '89.
I remember.
You got a sat phone, Ed?
I called Land and Environment.
Creek's still got a fair bit of water in it, too.
No, I wanna call Drover's.
They're downstream from here.
In the yurt.
Knock yourself out.
Right.
Ow.
Damn boots.
Well, I hope the maggots eat you alive, you stupid sheep.
Leave it.
What are you looking at, Roy?
Come on, Tess, pick up, pick up.
Hello, Dro-- Tess.
Becky?
The stock along the creek, get them out of there
and get them into the yard.
Why, what's happened?
Some chemical, I don't know what,
but it's killing the stock off stone dead.
Yeah, but I'm here on my--
Tess, I'll be there as soon as possible.
Follow the creek.
Becky. Tess, as soon as possible.
Meg will know what to do.
Gotta take me home, Bob.
What?
It's two hours back to Drover's Run.
I've got a job to save.
I've gotta get back, they need me.
See ya, Ed. You know it.
You've got problems of your own to sort out.
Family problems.
Come on, Oscar, let's go.
Ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, hoy, hoy, hoy!
Get behind, Roy!
Roy!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
So, how's my little wifey, then, hm?
You're getting along with Mr. Johnson all of a sudden.
Very chummy.
Well, I asked him about artificial horsey bits.
Always a good ice breaker.
I mean, he insulted me, but you're happy to be
best mates with the bloke.
He didn't insult you, Claire.
He implied I couldn't drive,
he almost accused me of bankruptcy,
and he said we were married in front of everyone.
Gee, that last one must have hurt a bit.
Well, at least you set him straight.
You set him straight?
That topic didn't come up.
Look, if it's a big deal, tell him yourself.
Good boy, come on.
Good boy, that's it.
Good boy.
Roy!
Come on, Roy!
Good boy.
Get up, good boy, good.
Roy, Roy!
Hey, hey!
Come on!
Hey!
Hey!
I don't understand what you're getting at, Bob.
A ha.
You took my head off at the neck
last time I mentioned the Howards.
I'm not gonna be the one to put Mark back inside.
This isn't a game.
Well, you work it out for yourself.
It's all there now.
We saw him at the Butler farm.
Yeah, taking a shortcut.
There's only one road into Butler's place
and that doesn't go anywhere.
So, what's there?
Well, let's see now.
There's a empty house,
empty paddock,
and the creek.
And the creek runs all over the place.
Okay, the guy they're working for, Ron--
Ron Sanders.
Now you're gettin' it.
Yeah, I've never heard of him.
Well, every year, Ron does the annual chemical pickup
for the properties in this area.
You know, the,
the old DDT and whatever.
But that stuff goes out One Prairie
and One Prairie is like four hours from here
and last time we saw the empty truck, it was--
After Butler's farm.
It's up to you, Beck.
I can take you to the police at Gun Gullen.
Shauny's with him.
Well, maybe it was an accident after all.
You'd know best what Mark's like.
Yeah.
A waste of space like me.
Back again.
He's got another load.
Stop the van, Bob.
Bob, stop the van.
Mark.
What's with the road warrior crap?
You're kidding me.
Loser!
You coulda got yourself killed.
We gotta go back.
Back, what are you playing at?
I'm not gonna let Shauny go down with him.
Oh, you're gonna make me very late.
Oh, you're always late, Bob.
Get over it. Ah, whatever you say, Becky.
My pleasure.
I'll just tell my boss I've come for a ,
what do you reckon?
Hoy!
Hoy, hoy, hoy!
Come on, Oscar.
Come on.
Come on.
Hello there.
Come on, out you get.
Oh.
It's a bit cold.
Come on.
Here we go.
Oh!
Oh, god!
Come on.
Come on.
Out you get.
It's poison in here.
Good little guy.
Hoo.
Come on, Oscar.
If you know something about all this, spit it out.
You lost stock, so you're out of pocket.
Too right I am.
Okay, it's about business, then.
You want your money.
You're gonna sell me insurance?
Good luck.
The truck that's doing the chemical pickups.
Ron Sanders?
Ron's no dumper.
It's not Ron this year.
It's my brother.
Oh, I get you.
I'll call the cops.
You can stay out of it.
No one will know.
No cops.
We can do this ourselves.
What have you lost?
Four head.
So, we talking what?
$4,000?
I reckon he's got it on him.
Just no cops, please.
Business.
Know the old Butler place?
Yeah, that'll be alright.
Give me 10 minutes, I need a head start.
Drover's Run, are they okay out there?
I don't know yet.
So, how are you gonna repay Claire McLeod?
Married.
Us.
That guy must be blind.
Keep going on about it, Claire.
Such a bobon thing to say.
I don't know.
I bet you know my size in socks and jocks.
I mean, he's hardly the expert
in matching stallions and mares, is he?
Big nerdy polo playing knob.
How do you know he plays polo?
He's got creases in his mole skins.
Well, it sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
It's useful stuff, Claire.
Useful?
An entire afternoon spent discussing
what is involved in freezing semen.
That is not useful.
That is indulgent.
And a bit sick, quite frankly.
You're just cranky 'cause you crashed into his car.
His fault.
Anyway, what sort of mindless idiot
would think you and I are an item?
Obviously, a mindless idiot like me.
I've got two feet you can put in your mouth
if you run out.
Leave it, Mark.
Why don't you go home?
Don't worry about chasing me around.
I won't.
Where's Shauny?
Oh, well, he's with me now.
No, he's not.
No, he is, he's helping me.
He's right into it.
He's 15 years old and he'll do
whatever his big brother does.
Yup.
That's if his big brother's dumb enough to let him.
Now, you spend your life chasing cheap rent
and we scored a grand a day since we started last week.
All profit.
It's leaking into the creek, moron.
It's killing stock.
You were always gonna get caught doing it this way.
Oh, well, I'm clearing out, aren't I?
Great.
And what happens to Shauny?
You never think, Mark.
You even held up a bank manager
who was an ex-Navy Commander.
Brilliant.
Yeah, that's the last one.
Get in the truck, Shauny.
He's coming with me.
I reckon we should just grab
the young fella and go, eh, Beck?
Shauny. No way.
You called the cops?
I wouldn't do that to Shauny.
Just give them the cash, Mark.
That's all they want.
Probably need this. Mark.
Turn the bit loose and sure enough.
Stay where you are, Howard.
Get him back to the ewe truck.
Ahhh.
Stop, this is close enough.
No way, Shauny.
Shauny.
Don't go back home.
Please, it'll all happen again.
What'll happen?
What? Everything.
The troubles, the hassles, and the fights.
I don't care.
Get it?
Go and stay at the Barnes's.
They'll put you up for a few days.
You don't know 'em.
They're creeps.
Just stay out of it.
Shauny.
He'd just come home.
Things were going great and then you came in
and stuffed everything.
And one day you'd be sharing a room
in the lockup with Mark.
And that'd be okay.
I missed him and he came home.
He's Mark.
You can get through.
I wanna help you.
Rack off.
Shauny.
You use to let me help you.
You shocked through.
You ain't been around for months
and you don't know us anymore.
So, leave me alone.
Hey. Hey.
How's your hand?
Oh, fine, just needed a few stitches, really.
I'm sorry about that.
Maybe I was pushing us a bit hard
trying to prove something.
It was dumb.
You were pushing and it was.
What? Dumb.
Ah, look, it's really okay.
I mean, you know, lots of people
get around with just one thumb.
Joking.
Oh.
What are this lot doing up here?
Oh, Becky rang before.
Creek's been poisoned with something.
I had to bring them up from the water.
From the river paddock?
Yeah, Roy gave me a hand.
Becky came back?
Ah, not yet, no.
You look like you could use a long, hot bath.
Yeah, maybe I'll take my boots off first this time.
Yup.
I'm only guessing, but I reckon I've made you late.
Well, a black mark on the performance review, very bad.
Look, people count on you.
If you have to tell them what happened today
to keep your job, then--
Oh, I'll blab the whole thing, no worries, nah.
Okay.
Yeah, poison in the river.
Primary producers in urgent need of assistance
all over the place.
That's a miracle I got into town at all.
Ah, you know me, I love a yarn.
Today was a gawker.
Tess.
Bath's ready.
Hm.
Tomorrow.
With a chainsaw.
Ugh, I think I need sleep now.
Being talked at continuously all day
can wear a girl out.
So what do you really think about Mr. Johnson?
Who?
You know, the tonk.
Mindless twit.
Thought I made that pretty clear.
Not to him you didn't.
What?
Well, I reckon he reckons you think he's a bit of alright.
Alex, I crashed into his poncy car,
he patronized me, I spent most of the day making fun of him
and insulting him at least once almost to his face.
I mean, how could he think I'd fancy him?
We're terribly twisted that way, Claire.
And he's got your home phone number and your address.
He thought we were married.
Come on.
Out you get. Yeah, right, right.
Hey, Claire, how about a kiss goodnight
from my little wifey, huh?
Ugh.
So, anything else I should know?
No, that's in a nutshell, really.
Did I miss any good bits?
Well, I nearly got run down by a truck.
That was kind of exciting.
I think I might have got poisoned
creek water in my eyes, ouch, but after the insecticide,
I don't think I would have noticed.
So, apart from all of that, everything was fine?
Didn't I say something like
pretend it's Sunday?
Well, that's life in the country for you, huh?
Something always comes up.
What is that smell?
Um, Tess's boots.
I'd keep a safe distance.
Well, I'm just really glad it's all over now.
I've discovered it's easier if you count them.
Did you know that?
♪ It's true ♪
♪ That I love you ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ So very right ♪
♪ But don't you break my heart ♪
♪ No, don't ♪
♪ Although, you might ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a hopeless case ♪
♪ And you're a reckless waste ♪
♪ I'm a hopeless case ♪
♪ Kiss me now ♪
♪ Kiss me now ♪
♪ Kiss me now ♪
♪ Kiss me now ♪
♪ What's your haste? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a hopeless case ♪
♪ Kiss me now ♪
♪ I'm a hopeless waste ♪
♪ So sad ♪
♪ Don't ever leave ♪
♪ That's wrong ♪
♪ 'Cause you're my dream ♪
♪ Yes, stay ♪
♪ I love your face ♪
♪ Please stay, yeah ♪
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