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So here's what you missed on
Glee. Puck tried to steal an ATM
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- and got himself stuck in juvie.
- As far as badasses go, I'm number one.
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Sam and Quinn are sort of a couple,
and so are Mike and Tina.
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Artie and Brittany went out,
but then he sort of dumped her,
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and now he sort of wants her back.
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Kurt's pretty lonely all by himself,
and so is Coach Beiste.
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- Sue keeps trying to get her to quit.
- Are those dog poop cookies?
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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Phew.
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- Ooh.
- Dude.
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How do you stand that cold tub?
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I'm used to cold showers dating Quinn.
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No.
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How about a little something-something?
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A little something-something
always leads to something more.
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I've been there, remember?
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When we're prom king
and queen, it will feel
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just as good as a little
something-something.
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Been there, dude.
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Actually, still there now, but
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how did we find the only two girls
in high school that won't put out?
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What do you do, though?
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Well, easy.
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I just think about the
opposite of what I'm doing.
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(screaming)
Oh, my God!
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I've never actually almost
killed a civil servant before.
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Well, you have to find something
to be your own buzz kill.
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You know, something
that is totally not hot.
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BEISTE: I don't care!
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If you're on this football team,
you'll wear a cup, no exceptions!
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Hey, have you ever noticed
that when the Beiste gets all fired up,
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her underpants go right up her butt?
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...in your groin with that helmet?
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You think The Nutcracker's
just a musical?
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- Looks like I've found my mailman.
- Yes, you did.
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Synced By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I take it we have a
lot of sweater trains
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to look forward to this season.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
Fine.
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(school bell ringing)
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(applause)
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Puck, I hope your time in juvie
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has taught you a lesson or
two about right and wrong.
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Are you kidding me?
I ruled that place.
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All I did was crack skulls
and lift weights all day.
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QUINN: Wow, what a catch.
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Can't believe I ever let you go.
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And now, drum roll, Finn.
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Because I have in my hand
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our competition for
Sectionals next month.
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(applause and cheering)
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First, the a capella choir
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from the all-boys' private
school in Westerville,
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the Dalton Academy Warblers.
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(cheering)
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Okay, hold up.
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Like, a million awesome gay
jokes just popped into my head.
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And the other team to beat...
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The Hipsters,
a first-year club
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from the Warren Township
Continuing Education Program.
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Now, they are a glee club
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composed entirely of elderly people
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- getting their high school GEDs.
- Is that legal?
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How are we supposed to compete against
a bunch of adorable old people?
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Are you kidding?
Brittle bones.
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Give one of those old ladies
a good-luck pat on the rear,
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it'll shatter her pelvis.
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WILL: Moving on.
Since it seemed
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to get you guys jazzed
about Sectionals last year,
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I want to make this week
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our second annual
Boys Versus Girls tournament.
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(cheering and whooping)
Yes!
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So, split up into two groups,
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and figure out what songs
you're going to sing.
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Great. Okay,
I have mash-up ideas in my head.
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Kurt, gonna say it again...
Boys' team.
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MERCEDES:
Okay, how about y'all...?
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SAM:
I say we do a whole AC/DC.
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Like, the lead guitarist, like,
drops his pants at every concert.
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
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Pants here...
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(school bell ringing)
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I know it's not my place to ask,
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but can you push me
down the back staircase?
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My injuries should be the same,
but it's more lightly populated,
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so the humiliation won't be as bad.
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Relax.
I'm here to take care of you.
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- You're my boy now.
- I don't understand.
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I got out of juvie early
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because I agreed to
do community service,
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but I ain't pickin' up
trash along the freeway.
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That's ghetto.
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So I told my probie officer that I knew
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a cripple that needed some help,
and she went for it.
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I'm your community service?
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There's no way I'm going back to juvie.
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There's no chicks and no kosher
meal options up in that place.
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Cool. So we're, like, friends.
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Oh, slow down, Professor X.
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I never said anything about liking you.
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Now shut up right quick.
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We're going to steal some food
from the cafeteria.
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This chair's a great
place for hiding stuff.
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What is your problem?!
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You talking back to me?
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You want a piece of The Fury?
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- The Fury?
- That's what I named my fist.
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Well, with that level of
creativity, you could easily
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become assistant manager
at a rendering plant.
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I don't know what that is,
but if I find out it's bad,
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The Fury's going to find you.
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(slamming)
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(school bell ringing)
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Is there anything that I could do?
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(sighing)
No.
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This is my hill to climb alone.
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Can I be honest?
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I think it's getting to you.
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Usually this stuff rolls
right off your back,
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but lately, you've been belligerent,
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angry, pushing people away.
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Can I be honest with you?
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You, like everyone else at this school,
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are too quick to let homophobia slide.
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And your lesson plans
are boring and repetitive.
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Boys Versus Girls?
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That doesn't challenge any of us.
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You mean, because I didn't let you
join the girls like you wanted?
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To answer your question,
yes, I'm unhappy.
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And yes, being the only out gay kid
at this school gets me down,
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but most of all,
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I'm not challenged in the least here.
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(school bell ringing)
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WILL: Look, I'm not tossing the
baby out with the bathwater here.
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I've totally done that.
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We're just making an adjustment.
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Boys, you are now doing songs
traditionally sung by girl groups.
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And girls, try
some classic rock...
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uh, the Who, the Stones.
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The more opposite your choice,
the more points you get.
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Don't worry, gentlemen.
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I have this one under control.
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Now, obviously, for this medley to work,
I'm going to have to sing lead,
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and, of course,
when you're singing Diana Ross,
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Bob Mackie-esque maribou
feather boas are a must.
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Isn't this lesson about opposites?
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I mean, you in a sequined
gown and a feather boa
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is exactly what you'd expect.
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Okay,
who said anything about a gown?
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Uh, dude,
why don't you make yourself useful,
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and go put some rat poison
in the old folks' Jell-O,
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- or visit The Garglers?
- The Warblers.
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Whatever.
See what they're up to.
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And you can wear all
the feathers you want.
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You'll blend right in.
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(sighs)
Fine.
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(whispering)
Is this hot enough for you?
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(puckers lips)
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(softly)
Say my name, Sam.
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I said, say my name.
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(door slamming)
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I said, say my name.
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Beiste.
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(mumbles)
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I could do this for hours.
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I know what I heard.
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There we were, making out,
and he said it: "Beiste."
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I think he was picturing
making out with her.
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That is the most horrific
image I can imagine.
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Coach, I need help.
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I've done everything I can
to rehabilitate my image.
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I'm getting straight A's,
dating the cutest guy at school.
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Who would rather be
dry-humping She-Hulk.
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Oh, dear God,
why did I say that?
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Now that's what I'm picturing.
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Do you know what kind
of disgusting images
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I'm going to have to look at
to get this out of my head?
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I'm gonna have to go straight
to the wound care center.
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I'm gonna have to stare at some wounds.
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Coach, I really don't know what to do.
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Wait.
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This may be the opportunity
I've been waiting for.
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A way to get Beiste out of this school
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and your Macaulay Culkin
stunt double back in your arms.
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What do I have to do?
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We need to go public with your pain.
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Get people talking about this,
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make Beiste into the
next Mary Kay Letourneau.
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And you need to give
him a piece of your mind.
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Loud and in public.
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Show him who's the boss.
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Oh, man.
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Now I'm picturing the two of them
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making out during an
episode of Who's the Boss?
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(school bell ringing)
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Shouldn't you be studying geometry?
Aren't you failing?
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One thing I learned in juvie?
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Cash is king.
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Lets people know we're
not doing it for free.
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Wait, you think people are
going to pay us to sing?
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I don't think busking
is allowed in school.
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Watch and learn,
young Jedi in a wheelchair.
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(Bob Marley's "One Love" begins)
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This is so... badass.
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I've never broken the rules like this.
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♪ One love... ♪
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♪ One heart... ♪
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♪ Let's get together
and feel all right. ♪
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♪ Hear the children crying. ♪
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♪ One love... ♪
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♪ Hear the children crying. ♪
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♪ One heart... ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Sayin' give thanks and praise ♪
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♪ to the Lord and I
will feel all right. ♪
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♪ Sayin'... ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Let's get together
and feel all right. ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa... ♪
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ARTIE: ♪ Let them all pass
all their dirty remarks. ♪
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♪ There is one question
I'd really love to ask. ♪
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♪ One heart... ♪
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♪ Is there a place for
the hopeless sinner ♪
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♪ who has hurt all mankind
just to save his own? ♪
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ARTIE:
♪ Believe me... ♪
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♪ One love... ♪
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♪ What about the one heart? ♪
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♪ One heart... ♪
♪ What about love? ♪
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♪ Let's get together
and feel all right. ♪
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♪ As it was in the beginning... ♪
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♪ One love... ♪
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♪ So shall it be in the end. ♪
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♪ One heart... ♪
♪ All right... ♪
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♪ Give thanks and praise to the Lord. ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
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BOTH:
♪ And I will feel all right. ♪
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ARTIE: ♪ Yeah... ♪
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♪ Let's get together
and feel all right. ♪
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(applause)
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Holy crap, there's, like,
300 bucks in here.
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Yeah, you really can't
put a dollar amount
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on the value of talent plus fear.
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I can.
It's about 300 bucks.
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What are we going to do with it?
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Buy a butt load of clove cigarettes,
then I don't know.
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You want her?
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You don't need any cash for that.
She's free.
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She was my first.
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00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:56,942
Now I...
I think I want her back.
252
00:10:56,993 --> 00:10:58,194
So go get her.
253
00:10:58,278 --> 00:10:59,578
It's not that simple.
254
00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:02,615
I was kind of mean to
her when I blew her off.
255
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,700
This is perfect.
The thing about chicks is you only have
256
00:11:04,785 --> 00:11:06,819
to be a fraction as nice to
them as you are mean to them
257
00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:08,504
to get them to like you again.
258
00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:09,839
So what do we do?
259
00:11:09,923 --> 00:11:12,007
Here's a little community
service coming at you.
260
00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:13,926
You and I are gonna take this dough
261
00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:17,379
and go on a double date
with Santana and Brittany to the Styx.
262
00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:20,049
Yeah!
263
00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:22,351
Best community servicer ever, right?
264
00:11:22,436 --> 00:11:25,271
(excited shouts, whooping)
265
00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:30,776
Excuse me.
266
00:11:30,844 --> 00:11:33,846
Um, hi. Can I ask you a question?
I'm new here.
267
00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:35,231
My name's Blaine.
268
00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:37,316
Kurt.
269
00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:40,119
So, what exactly is going on?
270
00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:41,537
The Warblers.
Every now and then
271
00:11:41,621 --> 00:11:42,538
they throw an impromptu performance
272
00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:43,873
in the senior commons.
273
00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:46,024
It tends to shut the
school down for a while.
274
00:11:47,694 --> 00:11:50,212
So, wait, the glee club
here is kind of cool?
275
00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:52,331
The Warblers are like rock stars.
276
00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:55,251
Come on.
I know a shortcut.
277
00:12:13,436 --> 00:12:15,771
(excited chatter, whooping)
278
00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,861
Oh, I stick out like a sore thumb.
279
00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:24,580
Well, next time don't
forget your jacket, new kid.
280
00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:27,566
You'll fit right in.
281
00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:30,252
(boys singing rhythm)
Now, if you'll excuse me.
282
00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:33,506
♪ Before you met me, ♪
283
00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:34,907
♪ I was all right. ♪
284
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,042
♪ But things were kind of heavy. ♪
285
00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:38,961
♪ You brought me to life. ♪
286
00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:41,213
♪ Now every February, ♪
287
00:12:41,281 --> 00:12:44,183
♪ you'll be my Valentine. ♪
288
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:46,635
♪ Valentine... ♪
289
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:50,472
♪ Let's go all the way tonight. ♪
290
00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:51,757
♪ No regrets. ♪
291
00:12:51,808 --> 00:12:54,560
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ Just love. ♪
292
00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:57,229
♪ We can dance ♪
293
00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,366
♪ until we die, you and I ♪
294
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:03,602
♪ will be young forever. ♪
295
00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,204
♪ You make me ♪
296
00:13:05,271 --> 00:13:07,573
♪ feel like I'm living a ♪
297
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:09,575
♪ teenage dream. ♪
298
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,577
♪ The way you turn me on, ♪
299
00:13:11,628 --> 00:13:13,412
♪ I can't sleep. ♪
300
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,214
♪ Let's run away ♪
301
00:13:15,281 --> 00:13:17,216
♪ and don't ever look back. ♪
302
00:13:17,283 --> 00:13:18,467
♪ Don't ever look. ♪
303
00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:22,955
♪ Let's go all the way tonight. ♪
304
00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:25,174
♪ No regrets, ♪
305
00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:26,175
♪ just love. ♪
306
00:13:26,259 --> 00:13:31,063
♪ We can dance until we die. ♪
307
00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:35,401
♪ You and I will be young forever. ♪
308
00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:37,853
♪ You make me ♪
309
00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:39,471
♪ feel like I'm living a ♪
310
00:13:39,522 --> 00:13:43,308
♪ teenage dream.
The way you turn me on, ♪
311
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,413
♪ I can't sleep. Let's run away ♪
312
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,981
♪ and don't ever look back. ♪
313
00:13:49,032 --> 00:13:51,166
♪ Don't ever look back. ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ♪
314
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:54,753
♪ your heart racing in
my skin-tight jeans. ♪
315
00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:57,423
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight. ♪
316
00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:59,758
♪ Ooh, ah... ♪
317
00:13:59,826 --> 00:14:01,877
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
318
00:14:01,962 --> 00:14:03,262
♪ Ooh... ♪
319
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:05,214
♪ Ah... ♪
320
00:14:05,298 --> 00:14:06,498
♪ Ah, ah... ♪
321
00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:07,516
♪ Yeah...! ♪
322
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:09,835
♪ You make me ♪
323
00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:11,687
♪ feel like I'm living a ♪
324
00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:13,222
♪ teenage dream. ♪
325
00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:15,524
♪ The way you turn me on, ♪
326
00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,509
♪ I can't sleep. ♪
327
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,980
♪ Let's run away and don't
ever look back. ♪
328
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:22,948
♪ Don't ever look back. ♪
329
00:14:23,016 --> 00:14:27,369
♪ My heart stops
when you look at me. ♪
330
00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:30,205
♪ Just one touch, now, baby, ♪
331
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:33,792
♪ I believe this is real, ♪
332
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,962
♪ so take a chance and
don't ever look back. ♪
333
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,698
♪ Don't ever look back. ♪
♪ I'm gonna get your ♪
334
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:43,002
♪ heart racing in
my skin-tight jeans. ♪
335
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:46,705
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight. ♪
336
00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:51,143
♪ Let you put your hands on me
in my skin-tight jeans. ♪
337
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,679
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight. ♪
338
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:56,682
(cheering, shouts)
339
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:58,550
(whooping)
340
00:15:03,156 --> 00:15:05,441
TINA:
Wait. That's hilarious.
341
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:08,243
Picturing Beiste helps cool you off?
342
00:15:10,163 --> 00:15:11,730
That's what Sam said.
343
00:15:11,781 --> 00:15:12,898
Really?
344
00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:14,867
Well, then let's get a room.
345
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:19,371
I love making out under the stars.
346
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:26,128
With those abs, you could
be my very own Situation.
347
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:30,215
Slow down.
348
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,800
Can't get caught in here.
349
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:34,219
We should probably cool off.
350
00:15:35,388 --> 00:15:38,090
But I'm so turned on right now.
351
00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,531
This'll cool you down a little bit.
352
00:15:45,598 --> 00:15:46,732
(whispers)
Beiste.
353
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,484
What did you say?
354
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,152
Nothing.
355
00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:53,572
I got to go.
356
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,290
I'll see you in Glee Club.
357
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,959
(whispers)
Beiste?
358
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,397
QUINN:
Just be honest with me...
359
00:15:58,409 --> 00:16:00,462
I won't get mad at you
if you tell me the truth.
360
00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:01,880
I'll be relieved.
361
00:16:01,948 --> 00:16:03,999
Really? Because it looks
like you're gonna be mad
362
00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:05,584
no matter what I say.
363
00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:07,786
You said another woman's name
while you were kissing me.
364
00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:09,221
Look, I get it...
365
00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:10,956
She's in a position of power over you,
366
00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:12,424
which can be exciting, and you clearly
367
00:16:12,475 --> 00:16:14,176
like women who give you a hard time.
368
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,895
I'm not cheating on you
with my football coach.
369
00:16:16,963 --> 00:16:19,348
Look,
can we talk about this in private?
370
00:16:19,432 --> 00:16:21,633
- Why, am I embarrassing you?
- It's not what you think.
371
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,969
What I think is that I'm
not putting out for you,
372
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,437
so you're getting it wherever you can,
373
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:26,822
including the locker
room with the Beiste.
374
00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:27,990
What's this?
375
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,609
This is a lovers quarrel
and is your fault.
376
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:31,994
Watch your tone with me, missy.
377
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,979
You crap on my leg,
I'll cut it off.
378
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,664
I'll leave you two.
379
00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:39,651
Everything okay?
380
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,956
Stay away from my woman.
381
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,843
What hell's going on around here?
382
00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:51,830
What's going on, Sam?
383
00:16:57,456 --> 00:16:59,689
How many of the guys have done this?
384
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:01,124
All the guys whose
girlfriends won't put out.
385
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:02,208
It's the girls, too.
386
00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:03,576
This is really bad, guys.
387
00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:06,095
What if Coach Beiste
were to find out about it?
388
00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,830
Think about how hurt she'd be.
389
00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:09,198
It's not personal.
390
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:10,416
Of course it's personal!
391
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:13,453
Look, Coach Beiste is like us,
like Glee Club...
392
00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:14,971
She's an outsider at this school.
393
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:17,340
No one appreciates her or her talent,
394
00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:19,509
because they've decided
that she's too different.
395
00:17:19,593 --> 00:17:22,679
And for you guys to abuse that,
even in private,
396
00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:25,732
is the opposite of everything
we're trying to achieve in here.
397
00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:27,350
But we're just thinking about it,
398
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:30,169
it's not like we're actually, you know,
making fun of her to her face.
399
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,670
I need you to stop.
400
00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:35,975
And spread the word to all
the other Glee guys. And girls.
401
00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:38,444
This ends here and now.
402
00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:41,614
And Coach Beiste can
never know about this.
403
00:17:41,682 --> 00:17:42,681
Okay.
404
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:43,783
Sorry.
405
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:44,851
(bell rings)
406
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,486
BLAINE: Latte?
- Thank you.
407
00:17:46,537 --> 00:17:49,288
This is Wes and David.
408
00:17:49,356 --> 00:17:52,709
It's very civilized
for you to invite me for coffee
409
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:54,510
before you beat me up for spying.
410
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:57,463
- We are not going to beat you up.
- You were such a terrible spy,
411
00:17:57,531 --> 00:17:59,632
we thought it was sort of... endearing.
412
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:03,386
Which made me think that spying on us
wasn't really the reason you came.
413
00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:07,190
Can I ask you guys a question?
414
00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:12,645
Are you guys all gay?
415
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,347
(laughter)
416
00:18:14,415 --> 00:18:16,065
BLAINE:
Uh, uh, no.
417
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:19,569
I mean, I am,
but these two have girlfriends.
418
00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:20,737
This is not a gay school.
419
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:23,389
We just have a zero-tolerance
harassment policy.
420
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,858
Everybody gets treated the same,
no matter what they are.
421
00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:26,926
It's pretty simple.
422
00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:35,585
Would you guys excuse us?
423
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:37,787
- Yeah.
- Take it easy, Kurt.
424
00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:47,096
I take it you're having
trouble at school.
425
00:18:47,164 --> 00:18:50,950
I'm the only person out
of the closet at my school.
426
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:55,688
And I... I tried to
stay strong about it,
427
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:59,475
but... There's this Neanderthal
who's made it his mission
428
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,862
to make my life a living hell.
429
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:05,548
And nobody seems to notice.
430
00:19:05,616 --> 00:19:07,733
I know how you feel.
431
00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:15,158
I got taunted at my old school,
and it really... pissed me off.
432
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:18,144
I even complained
about it to the faculty,
433
00:19:18,212 --> 00:19:20,930
and they were sympathetic and all,
but you could just tell that...
434
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:23,749
nobody really cared.
435
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,635
It was, like,
436
00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:29,255
"Hey, if you're gay, your life's
just gonna be miserable.
437
00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:32,475
Sorry.
Nothing we can do about it."
438
00:19:34,144 --> 00:19:36,979
So I left, and I came here.
439
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:38,731
Simple as that.
440
00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:41,918
So you have two options.
441
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:44,136
I mean, I'd love to tell
you to just come enroll here,
442
00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:46,005
but tuition at Dalton's
sort of steep, and I know
443
00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:47,540
that's not an option for everybody.
444
00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:51,160
Or...
You can refuse to be the victim.
445
00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:56,449
Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt,
446
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,168
and you have a chance
right now to teach him.
447
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,971
How?
448
00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:03,756
Confront him.
449
00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,208
Call him out.
450
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,346
I ran... Kurt.
451
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,783
I didn't stand up.
452
00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:15,968
I let bullies chase me away,
453
00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:19,639
and it is something that
I really, really regret.
454
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:22,141
(bell rings)
455
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:24,694
The boys beat us the last
time we competed against them.
456
00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:26,779
We've got to bring the
noise hard this time.
457
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,781
QUINN: To be fair,
they didn't officially beat us.
458
00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:31,350
We got busted for vitamin D
possession before the vote.
459
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,569
Wait.
Something's definitely wrong.
460
00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,454
- Why isn't Rachel talking?
- Yeah, she should
461
00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:37,039
totally be bossing us around right now.
462
00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:39,125
The idea of the assignment
was to do the opposite
463
00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:40,660
or what we normally do.
464
00:20:40,711 --> 00:20:42,912
I'm just trying to stick
to the lesson plan, which is
465
00:20:42,996 --> 00:20:44,347
proving nearly impossible
466
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:45,748
since you're gluing those
sequins on backwards.
467
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,134
Spies!
468
00:20:48,201 --> 00:20:50,836
Lighten up... We're here
to talk to Santana and Brittany.
469
00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:53,372
(quietly)
Remember, don't trust your instincts.
470
00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:56,976
Hmm. So, how does it
feel to be a free man?
471
00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:58,411
All I can say is that I don't want
472
00:20:58,478 --> 00:20:59,812
a long-term relationship
with either of you.
473
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,264
Especially Brittany,
since I'm not in love with her.
474
00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:03,733
Do you guys want to go
out to dinner tonight?
475
00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:05,551
Not really.
476
00:21:05,619 --> 00:21:07,219
- Oh.
- Tell you what,
477
00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:09,589
you two show up at Breadstix
tomorrow night around 7:00.
478
00:21:09,656 --> 00:21:11,190
If we don't find hotter
chicks to date tonight,
479
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,158
we might show up.
480
00:21:12,226 --> 00:21:13,342
(gasps)
481
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,661
- You are totally cool.
- Awesome.
482
00:21:17,464 --> 00:21:19,532
I can't believe it.
483
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,168
You're a genius.
484
00:21:22,235 --> 00:21:24,069
(bell rings)
485
00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:30,092
Hey, Will,
can I talk to you for a second?
486
00:21:30,177 --> 00:21:32,845
What's going on
with your Glee Club kids?
487
00:21:32,913 --> 00:21:35,414
They've been mouthing off to me.
488
00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:38,768
One of them even said to
stay away from their girl?
489
00:21:38,852 --> 00:21:40,636
I... I don't get it.
490
00:21:40,721 --> 00:21:42,521
You know, I'm the coach here, Will,
491
00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,540
and if the students
here don't respect me...
492
00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:47,476
Pfft, I can't do my job.
493
00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:50,613
(sighs)
Well, Coach...
494
00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:56,118
I...
I don't know what to tell you.
495
00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:58,604
Will, please,
be straight with me.
496
00:21:58,655 --> 00:22:02,158
You're the only person
at this school I trust.
497
00:22:04,077 --> 00:22:05,995
Please.
498
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:09,048
(sighs)
499
00:22:09,116 --> 00:22:10,967
Why don't you have a seat?
500
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:22,094
Uh...
501
00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:24,930
Th... This is really awful,
502
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:27,400
and I don't want you
to take it personally.
503
00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:28,484
I mean, they're just kids.
504
00:22:28,568 --> 00:22:30,736
You...
You know how they can be.
505
00:22:30,804 --> 00:22:32,922
Just...
Just tell me.
506
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:35,775
(sighs)
507
00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:38,177
I...
I guess...
508
00:22:38,245 --> 00:22:42,348
It's... become sort of a... a thing,
509
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:46,369
that... When the kids
are making out, and...
510
00:22:49,156 --> 00:22:54,377
Th... They sort of want to...
cool off a little...
511
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,631
They think of you.
512
00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:02,768
In compromising positions.
513
00:23:02,836 --> 00:23:04,503
(sighs)
514
00:23:05,839 --> 00:23:08,007
Like what?
515
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,045
Like...
516
00:23:13,113 --> 00:23:15,481
In lingerie...
517
00:23:15,532 --> 00:23:16,816
Oh...
518
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,484
Coach, don't take it personally.
519
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:21,253
I do take it personally, Will.
520
00:23:21,321 --> 00:23:22,521
(sighs)
521
00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:25,458
I take it very, very personally.
522
00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:31,247
No. Sh... Shannon.
Shannon, wait. I...
523
00:23:33,032 --> 00:23:34,700
(groans)
524
00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:36,368
(school bell rings)
525
00:23:38,455 --> 00:23:40,377
So there I was. At juvie.
526
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,745
In the breakfast line in the mess hall.
527
00:23:41,813 --> 00:23:44,181
When I notice me and the guy behind me
going for the same waffle.
528
00:23:44,265 --> 00:23:46,517
This guy's 6'11",
529
00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:48,802
300, easy. He's got his
teeth filed into canines.
530
00:23:48,853 --> 00:23:51,438
Tats everywhere.
Oh, it gets better.
531
00:23:51,506 --> 00:23:53,524
So I turn around.
532
00:23:53,608 --> 00:23:56,110
I flex my left pec,
then I flex my right pec,
533
00:23:56,177 --> 00:24:01,515
and I say to the guy...
"L'eggo my Eggo."
534
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,401
And you know what he does?
535
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,203
He lets go of my Eggo.
536
00:24:06,287 --> 00:24:07,821
Right.
537
00:24:07,872 --> 00:24:09,490
You should be our nation's president.
538
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:10,541
Maybe.
539
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,578
I've been squeezing your leg for,
like, the last hour and a half.
540
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:16,029
Are you not attracted to me?
541
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,700
Sorry. I was really
distracted by our waitress.
542
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,054
She's totally into me.
543
00:24:24,139 --> 00:24:25,389
I can take that when you're ready.
544
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,169
Thank you.
545
00:24:28,476 --> 00:24:29,710
All right, guys. Let's move.
546
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,979
This meal has been comped.
547
00:24:32,046 --> 00:24:33,764
What?
548
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,350
Dude, I don't pay for food.
It's my thing, yo.
549
00:24:36,401 --> 00:24:38,268
So we're going to dine and dash.
550
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,523
Let's go.
551
00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,238
Do you need any change?
552
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,873
Keep it.
553
00:24:59,924 --> 00:25:01,074
Thanks.
554
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:04,128
What the hell was that about?
555
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:06,046
Sorry. I couldn't do it.
556
00:25:06,114 --> 00:25:08,582
She gave us free refills.
557
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,850
And I figure she's got kids.
558
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:11,084
I'm not gonna do that to her.
559
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,970
Whatever, dude.
You wussed out.
560
00:25:13,038 --> 00:25:14,304
So have fun taking the short bus home,
561
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,356
'cause I'll be escorting
these lovely ladies
562
00:25:16,424 --> 00:25:18,425
back to Chez Puckerman
for a little sookie-sookie.
563
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,861
- Wait, seriously?
- Damn straight.
564
00:25:20,928 --> 00:25:22,396
I'm giving you all
my trade secrets here.
565
00:25:22,447 --> 00:25:23,397
If you don't want my help, then fine.
566
00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:24,431
You're on your own.
567
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,653
(Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" plays)
568
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,155
♪ Start me up! ♪
569
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:34,941
♪ Start me up! ♪
570
00:25:36,944 --> 00:25:41,331
♪ Oh, Tommy used to
work on the docks. ♪
571
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,934
♪ Union's been on strike, ♪
572
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:47,387
♪ he's down on his luck,
it's tough. ♪
573
00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:50,974
♪ Oh, so tough. ♪
574
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:56,764
♪ Oh, we got to hold on,
ready or not. ♪
575
00:25:56,815 --> 00:26:01,085
♪ You live for the fight when
that's all that you've got. ♪
576
00:26:01,152 --> 00:26:02,453
♪ Start me up! ♪
577
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,988
♪ We're halfway there. ♪
578
00:26:05,073 --> 00:26:08,275
♪ Oh, living on a prayer. ♪
579
00:26:08,326 --> 00:26:09,976
♪ If you start me up... ♪
580
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,161
♪ Ooh... ♪
581
00:26:11,246 --> 00:26:12,412
♪ Kick on the starter, ♪
582
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,814
♪ give it all you've got. ♪
583
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,316
♪ You gotta, you gotta... ♪
584
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,618
♪ I can't compete. ♪
585
00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:19,470
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh... ♪
586
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:22,155
♪ With the riders
in the other heat... ♪
587
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:25,175
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
588
00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:29,046
♪ I'll make a grown man cry. ♪
589
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:32,516
♪ I'll make a grown
man give it a shot. ♪
590
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,767
♪ Start me up! ♪
591
00:26:33,835 --> 00:26:35,803
♪ We're halfway there. ♪
592
00:26:35,854 --> 00:26:39,690
♪ Oh, living on a prayer. ♪
593
00:26:39,774 --> 00:26:44,027
♪ Living on a prayer... ♪
594
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:57,190
♪ Oh, we gotta hold on,
ready or not. ♪
595
00:26:57,242 --> 00:27:01,378
♪ You live for the fight when
that's all that you've got. ♪
596
00:27:01,462 --> 00:27:05,415
♪ Oh, we're halfway there. ♪
♪ We're halfway there... ♪
597
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:09,086
♪ Oh, living on a prayer. ♪
♪ Living on a prayer... ♪
598
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,589
♪ Take my hand and
we'll make it, I swear. ♪
599
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:17,043
♪ Whoa, we're living on a prayer. ♪
600
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,513
♪ Living on a prayer... ♪
601
00:27:19,564 --> 00:27:22,316
♪ You gotta start me up! ♪
602
00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:23,851
(guys cheering)
603
00:27:23,902 --> 00:27:26,937
WILL:
Ladies, very, very impressive.
604
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,856
What was it that made you
guys choose those songs?
605
00:27:28,907 --> 00:27:29,940
Well...
606
00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:31,859
Coach said to give you this.
607
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,369
Take a good look, William.
608
00:27:42,437 --> 00:27:45,172
Because Sue Sylvester's
got two things to show you.
609
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,408
To my left,
I have one confetti cannon.
610
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:51,461
To my right,
you'll find another confetti cannon.
611
00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:52,913
You know what that means?
612
00:27:52,981 --> 00:27:55,015
(sighs)
No, Sue.
613
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:58,268
We got Beiste fired.
614
00:27:58,336 --> 00:28:01,021
And my full budget is restored.
615
00:28:01,089 --> 00:28:02,923
(remote beeps)
616
00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:09,930
(laughing maniacally)
617
00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:11,698
Wait, what?
618
00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:12,866
Well, actually she quit.
619
00:28:12,934 --> 00:28:14,401
But I'll take the W.
620
00:28:14,452 --> 00:28:16,620
And it was your kids
that made it happen, Will.
621
00:28:16,704 --> 00:28:19,273
It finally occurred to them to
stop singing all that nonsense
622
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:23,126
about how awesome it is
to be alive or ugly or whatever
623
00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:24,711
the point is you guys
are always trying to make.
624
00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:26,380
And instead?
625
00:28:26,447 --> 00:28:27,631
They just got mean.
626
00:28:29,817 --> 00:28:31,618
Congratulations, Will.
627
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,304
Wait, Coach Beiste quit?
628
00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:35,973
I believe I just said that,
Annie Sullivan.
629
00:28:36,057 --> 00:28:38,308
You want me to sign it into your palm?
630
00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:40,227
And, now, if you'll excuse me...
631
00:28:40,294 --> 00:28:43,313
And if you wouldn't mind
just cleaning all this up,
632
00:28:43,398 --> 00:28:44,982
that'd be great.
633
00:28:49,237 --> 00:28:51,071
(school bell rings)
634
00:29:07,154 --> 00:29:08,655
Hey!
635
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,825
I am talking to you!
636
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,126
Girls' locker room is next door.
637
00:29:13,177 --> 00:29:14,795
What is your problem?
638
00:29:14,846 --> 00:29:16,763
- Excuse me?
- What are you so scared of?
639
00:29:16,831 --> 00:29:19,383
Besides you sneaking in
here to peek at my junk?
640
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,517
Oh, yeah,
every straight guy's nightmare
641
00:29:20,601 --> 00:29:22,019
that all of us gays are secretly out
642
00:29:22,103 --> 00:29:24,054
to molest and convert you.
Well, guess what, ham hock?
643
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,556
- You're not my type!
- That right?
644
00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:28,025
Yes, I don't dig on chubby boys
645
00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:29,175
who sweat too much and
are going to be bald
646
00:29:29,227 --> 00:29:30,110
by the time they're thirty.
647
00:29:30,177 --> 00:29:31,311
Do not push me, Hummel.
648
00:29:31,362 --> 00:29:32,512
You going to hit me?
649
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,731
- Do it.
- Don't push me!
650
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,700
Hit me, 'cause it's not
going to change who I am.
651
00:29:36,784 --> 00:29:38,318
You can't punch the
gay out of me any more
652
00:29:38,369 --> 00:29:39,569
than I can punch the
ignoramus out of you!
653
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:41,321
I said get out of my face!
654
00:29:41,372 --> 00:29:43,523
You are nothing but a scared
little boy who can't handle
655
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,542
how extraordinarily ordinary you are!
656
00:29:53,718 --> 00:29:55,218
(grunts in frustration)
657
00:30:07,149 --> 00:30:08,349
(school bell rings)
658
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,401
Well, I genuinely
hope you guys are happy
659
00:30:10,468 --> 00:30:12,703
because Coach Beiste has quit.
660
00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:15,156
Wait, what?
That's terrible.
661
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,490
Yeah, that's not what we want.
662
00:30:16,575 --> 00:30:17,975
That's the opposite of what we want.
663
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,326
The football team was actually winning.
664
00:30:19,411 --> 00:30:20,711
Well, then, you'd better
put your heads together
665
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:22,279
and find a way to get her back, fast,
666
00:30:22,347 --> 00:30:24,999
because I am actually ashamed of you.
667
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:27,818
You really hurt someone who was
a great addition to this school.
668
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,587
I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?
669
00:30:29,654 --> 00:30:31,739
No, no. It's us.
The boys.
670
00:30:31,807 --> 00:30:33,174
And Tina.
671
00:30:34,593 --> 00:30:37,011
We sort of figured out
that picturing Beiste
672
00:30:37,095 --> 00:30:38,996
while making out was even
better than a cold shower.
673
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:42,099
I... I mean,
I don't... Ever.
674
00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:44,501
Oh, wow.
I'm sorry.
675
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:45,720
SANTANA:
Can I just say that this is
676
00:30:45,804 --> 00:30:46,971
what happens when people don't put out?
677
00:30:47,038 --> 00:30:48,222
If everyone just put out,
678
00:30:48,290 --> 00:30:49,473
we would have a winning football team.
679
00:30:49,524 --> 00:30:51,525
William.
680
00:30:51,610 --> 00:30:54,478
I need to see you and Noah
Puckerman in my office, please.
681
00:30:57,015 --> 00:30:58,199
This is garbage!
682
00:30:58,283 --> 00:30:59,817
I've been doing my community service.
683
00:30:59,868 --> 00:31:02,686
When you wrote "Hangin' with a crip"
on your probation application,
684
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:04,705
we thought you were going to
do outreach with a local gang.
685
00:31:04,773 --> 00:31:06,373
But I've totally been helping Artie.
686
00:31:06,441 --> 00:31:08,525
I got him a date.
I made him some sweet cash.
687
00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:10,127
Please, Mr. Shue,
you've got to help me out here.
688
00:31:10,195 --> 00:31:12,329
Ms. Martin, there's
got to be some way Puck
689
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,697
can make up for this.
690
00:31:13,749 --> 00:31:14,832
He's been a model
student since he got back.
691
00:31:14,883 --> 00:31:16,500
Three whole days worth.
Impressive.
692
00:31:16,568 --> 00:31:18,636
Look, there are rules.
693
00:31:18,703 --> 00:31:20,504
If Mr. Puckerman doesn't
find a suitable alternative
694
00:31:20,572 --> 00:31:21,972
for his community service by tomorrow,
695
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,457
his probation will be revoked,
696
00:31:23,525 --> 00:31:25,643
and he'll have to go back to
the Mondale School for the Boys.
697
00:31:25,710 --> 00:31:27,311
Oh, screw that.
I am not going back there.
698
00:31:27,378 --> 00:31:29,180
Mr. Puckerman, calm down!
699
00:31:29,231 --> 00:31:30,181
No, you calm down!
700
00:31:30,232 --> 00:31:31,632
All of you, calm down!
701
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,567
I told you, I'm not going back there!
702
00:31:33,652 --> 00:31:35,052
What are you writing?
Give me that.
703
00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:36,887
Puck, this isn't helping!
704
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:40,441
Helping? Since when does any
one of you care about helping me?
705
00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:41,659
None of you care about me!
706
00:31:41,726 --> 00:31:42,860
(clattering)
707
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,835
(school bell rings)
708
00:31:50,902 --> 00:31:52,253
KURT:
Thanks again for coming.
709
00:31:52,337 --> 00:31:54,839
Don't worry about it.
Just let me do the talking.
710
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:59,460
- There he is.
- I got your back.
711
00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:00,795
BLAINE:
Excuse me?
712
00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:02,046
Hey, lady boys.
713
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,765
This your boyfriend, Kurt?
714
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:06,634
Kurt and I would like to
talk to you about something.
715
00:32:06,718 --> 00:32:08,269
I gotta go to class.
716
00:32:08,353 --> 00:32:09,720
Kurt told me what you did.
717
00:32:09,771 --> 00:32:12,556
Oh yeah, what's that?
718
00:32:12,607 --> 00:32:14,308
You kissed me.
719
00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,443
I don't know what you're talking about.
720
00:32:16,528 --> 00:32:19,096
It seems like you might
be a little confused,
721
00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:21,198
and that's totally normal.
722
00:32:21,266 --> 00:32:23,284
This is a...
A very hard thing
723
00:32:23,368 --> 00:32:25,402
to come to terms with,
and you should just know
724
00:32:25,453 --> 00:32:27,822
that you're not alone.
725
00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:30,124
Do not mess with me.
726
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:32,109
You have to stop this!
727
00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,259
Well, he's not coming out anytime soon.
728
00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:56,466
What's going on?
729
00:32:57,635 --> 00:33:00,571
Why are you so upset?
730
00:33:00,638 --> 00:33:04,859
(exhales) Because up until yesterday,
I had never been kissed.
731
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:07,978
Or at least...
One that counted.
732
00:33:14,336 --> 00:33:16,170
Come on.
733
00:33:16,254 --> 00:33:18,289
I'll buy you lunch.
734
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:31,018
(sniffles)
735
00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:38,475
Didn't make you for a quitter.
736
00:33:38,526 --> 00:33:40,027
Don't, Will.
737
00:33:40,111 --> 00:33:42,346
You have no idea what it's like.
738
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:45,049
For what it's worth...
The kids feel awful.
739
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,068
They like you.
740
00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:49,687
They respect you.
741
00:33:49,754 --> 00:33:53,807
Isn't that just what every
girl wants to hear from a guy?
742
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,693
BEISTE:
Nah, screw this.
743
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,079
I'll find my bliss somewhere else.
744
00:33:59,147 --> 00:34:01,966
I... I need a life change.
745
00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:06,754
You know, maybe I'll get a job
as a cooler at a honky-tonk bar.
746
00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:09,873
I don't know,
maybe an ice road trucker.
747
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,175
Stop.
748
00:34:11,226 --> 00:34:13,210
Will you just stop?
749
00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:14,979
I get it.
750
00:34:15,046 --> 00:34:17,681
All of us are scarred by high school.
751
00:34:17,732 --> 00:34:23,187
You know, next to our parents,
nothing screws a person up more.
752
00:34:23,238 --> 00:34:26,907
(laughs)
And people like us, we're stupid enough
753
00:34:26,992 --> 00:34:30,361
to come back here and
relive that pain every day.
754
00:34:30,412 --> 00:34:32,579
(laughs)
Right?
755
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,733
(sighs)
756
00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:38,702
I'm not gay, you know.
757
00:34:38,753 --> 00:34:42,189
I know I can be a little
intimidating sometimes, but...
758
00:34:42,257 --> 00:34:45,376
deep down inside where no one can see,
759
00:34:45,427 --> 00:34:48,345
I'm just a girl.
760
00:34:48,413 --> 00:34:53,467
Am I nuts that I just want to
be reminded of that sometimes?
761
00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:56,770
Well, that's what dating is for.
762
00:34:56,855 --> 00:35:00,941
(sighs)
Last date I went on, the guy was a freak.
763
00:35:01,026 --> 00:35:03,160
All he wanted to do was wrestle.
764
00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:04,945
Well, let me help you out, then.
765
00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:08,115
- I'm sure there are plenty of guys...
- No, there aren't.
766
00:35:08,183 --> 00:35:10,234
I'm kind of a specific type.
767
00:35:10,301 --> 00:35:13,404
Well, you got to put yourself out there,
try online dating...
768
00:35:13,455 --> 00:35:17,441
I've never been kissed, Will.
769
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:18,876
(sighs)
770
00:35:18,943 --> 00:35:21,211
It's the simplest thing.
771
00:35:21,279 --> 00:35:22,946
A kiss.
772
00:35:23,014 --> 00:35:26,100
It's a doorway to everything else,
you know?
773
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:30,954
Promise, hope...
of a future with someone.
774
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:35,442
What does that say about me?
775
00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:40,247
I'm forty, and I haven't even
taken those baby steps yet.
776
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:48,772
What that says to me...
777
00:35:48,823 --> 00:35:51,909
is that you are a beautiful...
778
00:35:51,976 --> 00:35:54,995
amazing woman...
779
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,648
whose heart is just too
big for most men to stand.
780
00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:05,923
You really think I'm pretty, Will?
781
00:36:07,092 --> 00:36:09,460
Inside and out.
782
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:28,345
And now you've been kissed.
783
00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:29,980
(laughs softly)
784
00:36:30,031 --> 00:36:33,067
Hey, come to the choir
room tomorrow at 4:00.
785
00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:36,853
The guys want to
apologize to you in person.
786
00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:40,090
You tricking me into a
make-out session, Schuester?
787
00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:41,658
(both laugh)
788
00:36:44,688 --> 00:36:46,520
(bell rings)
789
00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,870
I didn't see you in geometry today.
790
00:36:52,938 --> 00:36:54,822
Jackpot.
No, you didn't.
791
00:36:54,873 --> 00:36:56,924
I'm getting out of here.
792
00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:00,094
I'm skipping town, genius.
793
00:37:00,161 --> 00:37:01,796
My probation officer
says hanging out with you
794
00:37:01,847 --> 00:37:03,998
isn't real community service,
so if I don't spend
795
00:37:04,049 --> 00:37:06,500
the next six weeks picking
up garbage on the highway,
796
00:37:06,552 --> 00:37:08,269
they're gonna send me back to juvie.
797
00:37:08,336 --> 00:37:10,170
So, what's wrong with picking up trash?
798
00:37:10,222 --> 00:37:12,223
Are you serious?
It's ghetto, dude.
799
00:37:12,307 --> 00:37:13,841
I'm not a garbage man.
800
00:37:13,892 --> 00:37:15,693
You know how humiliating that is?
801
00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:18,529
I'm not doing it,
and I'm not going back to juvie.
802
00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:21,232
Why?
I thought you loved it there.
803
00:37:21,316 --> 00:37:23,367
Yeah?
804
00:37:23,452 --> 00:37:25,786
I lied.
It's frickin' terrifying, dude.
805
00:37:25,854 --> 00:37:27,738
On the first day,
three gangbangers jumped me,
806
00:37:27,806 --> 00:37:29,407
and before the security
guards could pull them off,
807
00:37:29,491 --> 00:37:30,891
they'd already tore out my nipple ring.
808
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:33,127
I thought I was a badass.
809
00:37:33,195 --> 00:37:34,745
There are some hard dudes in there.
810
00:37:34,813 --> 00:37:36,881
Guys with no families,
guys who look at you
811
00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:40,785
like you're some kind of dog
they can't wait to kick the crap out of.
812
00:37:40,852 --> 00:37:42,970
And they kept taking my waffles.
813
00:37:44,873 --> 00:37:47,692
So...
You be my community service.
814
00:37:47,759 --> 00:37:49,460
What?
815
00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:52,063
I owe you...
You got me a date with Brittany.
816
00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:55,232
You made me feel cool,
which is not the easiest thing to do.
817
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:57,351
I really like hanging out
818
00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:59,854
with you, so...
Let me tutor you in geometry
819
00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:02,073
while you pick up
garbage by the highway.
820
00:38:03,258 --> 00:38:04,558
Geometry's easy, yo.
821
00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:06,894
There's no excuse for
a guy as smart as you
822
00:38:06,962 --> 00:38:08,613
not to get at least a B.
823
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,583
I was kind of a jerk
to you at Breadstix.
824
00:38:12,651 --> 00:38:14,869
Whatever.
Just pay me back for the pasta.
825
00:38:14,936 --> 00:38:16,370
(bell rings)
826
00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:19,006
Running out without
paying was a stupid idea.
827
00:38:19,074 --> 00:38:21,258
If I got caught, I'd be screwed.
828
00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:22,960
You need to start hanging around
829
00:38:23,045 --> 00:38:25,212
someone who's a good
influence on you, Puck.
830
00:38:25,263 --> 00:38:28,132
Give me six weeks, if you
don't ace your geometry midterm,
831
00:38:28,216 --> 00:38:31,085
I swear I'll buy you all
the waffles you can eat.
832
00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:33,971
That's dope, dude.
833
00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:35,106
You got a deal.
834
00:39:12,844 --> 00:39:14,311
I don't get it.
835
00:39:14,379 --> 00:39:16,147
It's boys against the girls,
836
00:39:16,214 --> 00:39:19,033
but... What's the winner get?
837
00:39:19,101 --> 00:39:21,469
Uh, we were hoping for your forgiveness.
838
00:39:21,536 --> 00:39:23,671
SAM:
Yeah. We just wanted to apologize
839
00:39:23,739 --> 00:39:25,356
for hurting your feelings.
840
00:39:25,424 --> 00:39:26,991
Coach Beiste,
we think you're awesome.
841
00:39:27,059 --> 00:39:28,492
And even though you're
all hard and tough
842
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,994
on the outside,
it doesn't mean you're not
843
00:39:30,062 --> 00:39:31,145
the opposite on the inside.
844
00:39:31,213 --> 00:39:32,363
Like a chocolate turtle.
845
00:39:32,431 --> 00:39:35,733
Totally. You're nougaty,
and we totally get that now.
846
00:39:35,801 --> 00:39:37,651
You're like a mash-up.
847
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,286
Why don't you guys just get to the song.
848
00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:40,504
Totally.
849
00:39:40,589 --> 00:39:42,923
This mash-up is
dedicated to you, Coach.
850
00:39:42,991 --> 00:39:45,009
Hard and badass on one hand, and...
851
00:39:45,077 --> 00:39:46,961
soft and girly on the other.
852
00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:48,195
We hope it makes you smile,
853
00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:51,165
'cause when you smile, you're pretty,
and it lights up the room.
854
00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:52,566
Seriously.
855
00:39:58,673 --> 00:40:00,391
♪ Here we go! ♪
856
00:40:00,459 --> 00:40:04,645
♪ Stop, in the name of love, ♪
857
00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:07,615
♪ before you break my heart. ♪
858
00:40:07,682 --> 00:40:10,117
♪ Think it over... ♪
♪ I wear tight clothing, ♪
859
00:40:10,185 --> 00:40:12,352
♪ high-heel shoes, ♪
860
00:40:12,404 --> 00:40:15,372
♪ It doesn't mean
that I'm a prostitute. ♪
861
00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:16,457
♪ No, no... ♪
862
00:40:16,524 --> 00:40:17,958
♪ I like rap music, ♪
863
00:40:18,026 --> 00:40:20,494
♪ wear hip-hop clothes. ♪
864
00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:23,581
♪ That doesn't mean that
I'm out selling dope. ♪
865
00:40:23,665 --> 00:40:25,416
♪ No, no, no... ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba... ♪
866
00:40:25,484 --> 00:40:28,169
♪ Ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba... ♪
867
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:30,921
♪ Before you can meet me,
you've got to learn how to see me. ♪
868
00:40:31,006 --> 00:40:31,972
♪ I said: ♪
869
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,227
♪ Stop, in the name of love, ♪
870
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:40,064
♪ before you break my heart. ♪
871
00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:43,768
♪ Think it over... ♪
♪ Free your mind, and the rest will follow. ♪
872
00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:45,986
♪ Think it over... ♪
♪ Be color-blind, ♪
873
00:40:46,054 --> 00:40:47,738
♪ don't be so shallow. ♪
874
00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:49,607
♪ I've known of your... ♪
875
00:40:49,691 --> 00:40:52,226
♪ Your secluded nights. ♪
876
00:40:52,277 --> 00:40:56,614
♪ I've even seen her
maybe once or twice. ♪
877
00:40:56,698 --> 00:41:00,334
♪ But it's a sweet expression, ♪
878
00:41:00,401 --> 00:41:04,088
♪ worth more than my
love and affection. ♪
879
00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:07,208
♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba... ♪
880
00:41:07,259 --> 00:41:12,596
♪ Before you can meet me,
you've got to learn how to see me, I said: ♪
881
00:41:12,664 --> 00:41:16,317
♪ Stop, in the name of love, ♪
882
00:41:16,384 --> 00:41:19,854
♪ before you break my heart. ♪
883
00:41:19,921 --> 00:41:21,355
♪ Think it over... ♪
♪ Free your mind, ♪
884
00:41:21,423 --> 00:41:22,973
♪ and the rest will follow. ♪
885
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:23,974
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
886
00:41:24,059 --> 00:41:25,759
♪ Be color-blind, ♪
887
00:41:25,811 --> 00:41:27,061
♪ don't be so shallow. ♪
888
00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:31,782
♪ Don't break my heart. ♪
♪ Stop, in the name of love... ♪
889
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,584
♪ Free your mind. ♪
890
00:41:33,652 --> 00:41:37,104
♪ Stop... ♪
♪ Oh, free your mind. ♪
891
00:41:37,155 --> 00:41:39,723
♪ Ah, ah, ah... ♪
♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba... ♪
892
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:44,378
♪ Before you can meet me,
you've got to learn how to see me, I said: ♪
893
00:41:44,445 --> 00:41:47,631
♪ Stop, in the name of love, ♪
894
00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:52,636
♪ before you break my heart. ♪
895
00:41:52,721 --> 00:41:56,307
♪ Free your mind. ♪
♪ Stop, in the name of love, ♪
896
00:41:56,391 --> 00:41:58,976
♪ before you break my heart. ♪
897
00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:02,313
♪ Oh, think it over... ♪
898
00:42:02,397 --> 00:42:03,314
♪ Free your mind, ♪
899
00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,632
♪ and the rest will stop! ♪
900
00:42:05,684 --> 00:42:06,817
(cheering, whooping, clapping)
901
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:09,136
That was really good.
902
00:42:09,187 --> 00:42:11,405
I liked it.
903
00:42:13,441 --> 00:42:14,641
Thank you.
904
00:42:14,693 --> 00:42:16,026
Get over here!
905
00:42:16,027 --> 00:42:21,027
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