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Mr. Bash...
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This is a court.
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Your honor, we are proving blatant product malfeasance.
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If I end up on the Internet...
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All right, go.
And hurry up.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Aquacage claims
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that their interior
emergency lever
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should release my associate.
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As you can see, it did not work.
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Moreover, it did not work
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the night the amazing Keith
almost met his demise.
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I think we've made our point.
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Okay.
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What -- what's going on?
What --
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What's going on here?
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No, no, no, it's okay.
He's a surfer.
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All right, people.
Calm down.
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Come on. Come on!
Come on!
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Bailiff!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Your locks are defective, too?!
No!
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Does anything that comes
out of your factory work?
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It doesn't even come out of my
factory! It comes from China!!
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China?
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But you swore
you manufactured it all here.
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Let's discuss that.
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Oh.
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Get back!
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This Banco Popular deal
is critical
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if we want a Rio office.
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Ms. linden has recently
learned Portuguese.
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Partners stay.
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Everyone else,
give us the room.
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Hanna, gentlemen,
our little experiment
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with Franklin and Bash
is...concluded.
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I almost got shot.
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Yeah. That would have been cool.
Yeah.
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Then they'd be cleaning
blood and water.
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I should have worn a wet suit.
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Then it would have looked like
we knew what we were doing.
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Yeah. 'Cause that
was gonna happen.
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Robbo!
Robbie!
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What are you doing here?
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The keg man triathlon.
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Yeah. You're still
the commissioner?
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Yeah.
It's an institution.
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We miss you guys.
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Oh, yeah,
putting on crazy costumes
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and competing
while chugging beers.
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We do that here now.
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You never did it.
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You know, it is impossible
to wear heels when you swim.
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Then your costume
shouldn't have had heels.
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But it did have heels, okay?!
You weren't even wearing a bra.
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The keg man was Saturday.
I got arrested.
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So, the cop was trying
to take away your beer,
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but you didn't know she was
a cop 'cause she was so hot?
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No, I thought she was just some
sexy chick in a sexy cop outfit.
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So I hit on her.
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Until she tasered you.
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It's why we love him.
Totally.
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Here's the thing --
this could cost me my job.
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Yeah.
They like me at that school.
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I'm the only guy there with
enough energy for the kids.
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I get convicted of this,
I'm done.
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First, we ignore the fact
that you teach our young.
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Second, we argue mens rea,
all right?
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Ignorance of the facts --
you did not have a guilty mind.
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Yeah, so first things first, we'll
talk to the arresting officer,
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see if she'll drop the case.
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Free me.
Free you.
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Free Robbie.
Free Robbie.
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One of these.
There you go. Ba-boom!
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So, gentlemen, I heard what
happened in court today.
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Well, the bailiff is the one
who broke the glass.
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We won the case,
and I think we saved lives.
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You know,
you showed commitment,
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courage, ingenuity.
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That's the qualities that
we want here at Infeld-Daniels.
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Right.
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We work here now.
You know that, though, right?
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Yes, but I've proposed
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that you join Infeld-Daniels
as full equity partners.
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Wait --
you mean, like,
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"split the firm's revenues"
equity partners?
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Yeah.
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Of course, after all liabilities
have been paid, but, yes.
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We could finally Reno
the man cave.
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Could you imagine the super bowl
party with two TVs?
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Two TVs?
We could have more.
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Wait, wait, as partners,
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we still get to choose
the cases we want?
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Of course.
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As partners, you'd have more
power to select your own cases.
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More power. More money.
More everything.
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Yeah! Let's do this.
That would be more.
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Just hold your water, gentlemen.
I said I proposed you.
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The other partners --
they have to vote you in
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by a 2/3 majority.
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Oh. Okay.
Okay.
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Yeah.
No problem.
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2/3.
2/3. Copy that.
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People love us here.
Yeah.
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2/3.
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♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ such a vivid picture ♪
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♪ ooh, what a mixture ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I've done a straw poll.
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The vote is going
to be very close.
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But I know how to tip it
in your favor.
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Muffins.
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Muffins.
Seriously?
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No. Look,
partners bring in new clients.
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And I'm not talking
wienie waggers
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or drum circles' rights
to amplification.
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Thank you, Joanne.
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The drum circle paid.
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Yeah, in pesos.
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Now, look,
you want to impress people,
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make a little rain.
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Sign a big corporate client.
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Someone who's litigation prone
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and will be a long-term
income stream for the firm.
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Here.
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Who's this?
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Lawrence J. Reynolds.
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Chief counsel to
pacific shores beverage, inc.
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They own or import
half the spirits and ales
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on the west coast.
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We're big fans of their work.
Oh, yeah.
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He's in town this week.
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I want you
to sign him as a client.
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And that will help
get us the votes?
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Yeah. Look,
the partners here --
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they know you can cha-cha
with the best of them.
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Prove to them
that you can waltz.
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Yeah.
All right.
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Yeah.
We got it.
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"Waltz" means we get our
sophisticated corporate game on.
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We can do that.
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Not really our strong suit --
talking with the big boys.
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Yeah. Well,
the pitch is at 6:00.
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We finish with Robbie's cop,
we have all day to bone up.
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Relax, we can dance
to anything.
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Is that her?
Where? Oh.
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Officer Wendy Cowell?
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Oh, yeah, that's her.
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Oh. Whoa, whoa.
Hello.
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Not use her blinkers
when she...
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Hi.
God. Hi.
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Hi.
I'm -- I'm Peter Bash.
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I'm...virtually a partner
at Infeld-Daniels.
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I'm just...gonna let
my buddy handle this.
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And I had
a 9-minute pace going
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and I'm wondering
why I stopped.
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Well, we're here on behalf of
our client, Robbie Ambriano.
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You arrested him on the beach.
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Oh, yeah. Spartacus.
That was his costume.
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Yes, you know, it's funny
that you mention costumes,
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'cause this is
a misunderstanding.
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He didn't think you were
a real police officer.
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He thought you were dressed up.
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Is there something
wrong with him?
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That's debatable,
but, no, no, it's just --
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Honestly, you don't look
like a typical cop.
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What should cops look like?
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Okay, now -- now you're
putting words in my mouth.
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You're a lawyer? Really?
Wouldn't know it right now.
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I'm just gonna come out
and say it -- you're beautiful.
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So my arrest was bogus?
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Okay. Abort. Pull up.
This is a bad idea.
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Look, Peter,
the virtually a partner,
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that guy was drinking
on the beach, which is illegal.
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I told him to stop,
and he didn't.
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I even put him in a double
armbar, and he wriggled free.
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So I tasered his ass.
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He's not walking on this.
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Shut up.
Didn't say anything.
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We know going to trial
is your biggest expense.
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So, initially, we seek
arbitration, mediation,
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summary judgments.
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It sounds like you're scared
to take cases to trial.
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Ha ha.
Oh, no, sir, hardly.
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Yeah, we love going to court.
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We love court.
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We've seen "...And Justice
For All" about 10 times each
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just to give you an idea.
You're out of order!
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The whole trial's out of order!
Trial's out of order!
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No, no, not working.
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Here's the thing.
We're advocates.
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And we want this gig. So right now,
we're advocates for ourselves.
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But if you hire us,
we're advocates for you.
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Trust me --
you want that.
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We're not like other lawyers.
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We're creative.
We're relentless.
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And we're willing to fire
every bullet in the chamber.
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Can you give me an example
of one of your "bullets"?
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Sure.
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Let's just say
it's a good thing
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I can hold my breath
for a very long time.
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People vs. Aquacage.
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You ever heard
of the amazing Keith?
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Your clients paid for you
to learn pilates in court?
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We had to prove that the stretch
did not cause the stroke.
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Said the man who took a toke.
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Wait. The pugs.
You know those guys?
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- Yeah. - Want to go see them?
- Yeah.
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Hell yeah. When?
Yeah.
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Right now. They're shooting
a commercial up in Napa
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for a wine we own.
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Napa. We're flying?
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We have to.
They're onstage right now.
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We're not gonna get to the airport in time.
It's rush hour.
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We're not going to the airport.
We're going up to the roof.
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The roof. That's...
Helicopter.
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Dude, be cool,
be cool, be cool.
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You coming?
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Sure. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Yay!
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Why is there a phone number
on your back?
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Because we were in Napa
at the best party ever,
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and now I'm really, really,
really good friends
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with a French olympic
ice dancer.
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Napa is an agricultural zone.
You should be quarantined.
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There's a peacock
in our house right now!
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Shh. His name is Douglas.
Shh.
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Nice kilt.
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It's not a kilt.
It's a skirt.
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Hey, when you two are done
being all corporate,
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I'm gonna need to update you
on Robbie's case.
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Fine.
Just not so loud.
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Okay. Um...
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I found three of the women
who dressed up as sexy cops.
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Got them to give me their
costumes as evidence --
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And they were coated
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in what I pray was sweat
and sunscreen.
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Pindar washed them.
I washed them.
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They were cheap costumes.
I mean, they're totally ruined.
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That's great. Now the D.A.'s gonna
claim spoliation of evidence.
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We can't use them now, Pindy.
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Pindy, come on.
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Peter and I
are on the fast track now.
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We make partners,
we can renovate this place.
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Right, and since
you're afraid to leave,
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you should want that.
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You're a good lawyer --
smarter than these two.
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Stanton.
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Yello.
Stanton, good morning.
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00:09:57,272 --> 00:09:58,881
No. Not so far.
250
00:09:58,949 --> 00:10:01,850
So, tell me,
how was your evening?
251
00:10:01,885 --> 00:10:03,852
Great. We're sending wine
for Christmas.
252
00:10:03,886 --> 00:10:05,254
Hmm. Good.
253
00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:07,222
So I take it
that you weren't there
254
00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:10,725
when the cops showed up
and arrested Larry?
255
00:10:10,759 --> 00:10:13,561
What?
No. What happened?
256
00:10:13,628 --> 00:10:15,229
Apparently,
he landed his helicopter
257
00:10:15,296 --> 00:10:18,098
at the Beverly Hilton
early this morning.
258
00:10:18,132 --> 00:10:19,833
Well, we weren't flying
the thing.
259
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,968
I mean...
I don't think.
260
00:10:22,003 --> 00:10:23,837
Stanton, it was a big night.
261
00:10:23,871 --> 00:10:25,372
I trusted you two
262
00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:28,608
with potentially an enormous
piece of business.
263
00:10:28,643 --> 00:10:31,612
Now he equates Infeld-Daniels
with sitting in a cell.
264
00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:33,848
So, go get him out.
265
00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:36,384
We're on it.
266
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,253
That's bad.
267
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,091
Are you wearing eyeliner?
268
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:46,962
No.
Are you wearing lipstick?
269
00:10:46,997 --> 00:10:48,897
No.
270
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,334
Our new partners.
271
00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:52,835
There's a reason why
the firm charter
272
00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:54,070
requires a 5-year
probationary period
273
00:10:54,105 --> 00:10:57,307
before offering partnership.
274
00:10:57,342 --> 00:10:58,876
Ah, not anymore.
275
00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:01,913
There's been an amendment
or something like that.
276
00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:03,280
There's another reason
not to offer those two
277
00:11:03,348 --> 00:11:05,649
partnership --
they're idiots.
278
00:11:05,683 --> 00:11:08,752
Damien,
you know, you and they --
279
00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:12,188
you have a highly
complex relationship.
280
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:15,090
But the ancient
bristlecone pine
281
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:18,194
really does needs
the arctic Finch.
282
00:11:18,228 --> 00:11:20,763
Yeah, super. Look, there's
a potentially lucrative client
283
00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,331
cooling his heels in lock-up.
284
00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,199
Now, I'm betting
he wants to talk
285
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:26,969
to a full-sized,
grown-up lawyer.
286
00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:28,604
Listen, I can't go,
I have a meeting with --
287
00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:30,005
I meant me.
288
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,808
Oh.
289
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,009
Fine, Damien.
290
00:11:33,044 --> 00:11:34,979
But I don't want you
to take the helm
291
00:11:35,047 --> 00:11:36,781
unless you're
absolutely certain
292
00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:41,252
that Franklin and Bash
are running into the rocks!
293
00:11:43,755 --> 00:11:48,125
Lady. Gaga.
294
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,259
How about the minty ones?
295
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:51,395
Trans fat.
One box.
296
00:11:51,429 --> 00:11:53,029
Your client's being arraigned
in five minutes.
297
00:11:53,064 --> 00:11:55,132
And you're buying
girl scout cookies?
298
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,767
Hey, Mikey.
299
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:58,002
I hope
your daughter's troop wins.
300
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:58,903
Now get us in front
of judge Mosley.
301
00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:00,938
All right.
302
00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:04,976
Gentlemen, are we ready?
303
00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,677
Your honor,
while Mr. Reynolds
304
00:12:06,745 --> 00:12:09,246
may have been in charge
of the helicopter,
305
00:12:09,281 --> 00:12:11,648
it was the pilot's
obligation not to land it.
306
00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:13,250
Which may be mitigated
if the pilot felt --
307
00:12:13,285 --> 00:12:14,985
that it was illegal.
308
00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:17,154
After all, the Beverly Hilton
is a high-end establishment
309
00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:21,892
that might have helipad rights,
akin to, say, Terranea resort.
310
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,328
Terranea?
311
00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:27,264
You've been there?
312
00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:28,732
It's so romantic.
313
00:12:28,766 --> 00:12:30,867
Especially the pools.
314
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,135
The pools?
315
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,872
Under the moon. In April.
It's bangin'.
316
00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:39,007
But you know what?
317
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:43,010
I'm never gonna go there
again, ever.
318
00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:54,222
Mr. Reynolds
has no criminal history.
319
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:58,526
Given the misunderstanding, I'm
inclined to recommend a warning.
320
00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,028
Next case.
Thank you, your honor.
321
00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:12,174
Was that judge just leveraged?
322
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,876
Not something we normally do.
323
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,878
Yeah, I can understand why.
Risky move.
324
00:13:15,912 --> 00:13:17,747
Well, the "A" team is here now.
325
00:13:17,815 --> 00:13:21,560
If there's any blowback, we can
mitigate any adverse effects.
326
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,186
Do you have any Advil?
327
00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:25,722
Uh...no.
Can you go get some?
328
00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:27,157
Mitigate this thing.
329
00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:28,658
Maybe pick up some
of that spicy pho soup, too.
330
00:13:28,693 --> 00:13:29,893
I'd like to talk to these two.
331
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:38,233
We launched a new microbrew six
months ago, Kurt's Amber Ale.
332
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:39,868
Been there, drunk that.
Good stuff.
333
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,202
Yeah, it's doing well,
334
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,337
but there's an establishment
infringing,
335
00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:44,038
selling it as their own.
336
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,940
I'm gonna be in town awhile.
I'd like to see you work.
337
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,676
Go up there and stop 'em.
338
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,778
Wait, so, we're hired?
Trial basis.
339
00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,246
See if it works out.
340
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:55,116
If it does, yeah, you're hired.
341
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:58,787
All right.
342
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,755
Oh.
How do I get out of here?
343
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,924
Go down that way, take the
elevator to the parking garage.
344
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,659
No.
No, that's the judge's chambers.
345
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:05,627
The elevator.
Elevator.
346
00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:06,962
Right by the hooker.
Yep.
347
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,798
Yes. Yes.
348
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,800
Dude. Wait, wait,
we have to go...
349
00:14:10,868 --> 00:14:11,935
It's gonna be weird
if we go --
350
00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:13,904
Okay, let's go this way.
351
00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:15,906
Carmen, you're the best.
352
00:14:15,941 --> 00:14:19,143
No. Bye.
353
00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,912
You get the cellphone footage
of keg man?
354
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:22,280
Yep.
Dope.
355
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:24,782
Also filed a pitchess motion
on officer Wendy.
356
00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:26,718
You're gonna open her file?
Uh-huh.
357
00:14:26,752 --> 00:14:27,819
You know,
it's not like Facebook,
358
00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,320
with vacation, bikini photos.
359
00:14:29,388 --> 00:14:32,590
Stop. 9 out of 10 cops
have misconduct complaints.
360
00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:33,958
She tried to put Robbie
in an armbar,
361
00:14:33,992 --> 00:14:35,626
then tasered him.
362
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,795
She might have anger issues.
363
00:14:37,829 --> 00:14:39,330
If she doesn't, she will now.
364
00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:44,100
Hello.
365
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,102
Hi.
Hello.
366
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,839
Oh. Uh, we didn't --
we didn't order yet.
367
00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:51,273
I took a chance.
368
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,742
If you don't want 'em,
don't worry about it.
369
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,844
Thanks.
370
00:14:57,346 --> 00:14:58,913
That's really good.
371
00:14:58,947 --> 00:15:01,582
Our yeast gives it
the great head.
372
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:07,188
Uh, we're looking for
Joan Harris, the owner.
373
00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:09,958
You got her.
What can I do for you guys?
374
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,328
Is there a place we could talk?
375
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,037
I saw when they started
selling it in the supermarkets,
376
00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:24,006
but it didn't really affect
my business, so I didn't worry.
377
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:27,176
Kurt's Amber is why people come
to my place.
378
00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:29,211
You're saying now
I can't sell it?
379
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,879
I'm afraid not.
380
00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:33,648
Pacific shores beverages owns
the recipe and the rights.
381
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,317
Not Kurt, my father,
the brewer?
382
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:37,685
In 1988,
383
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,187
your father
entered Kurt's Amber
384
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:40,988
into the golden state
brew-off.
385
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,189
These are the rules,
which he signed.
386
00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:43,791
He won the contest.
387
00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:45,893
And later in the day,
he signed this document,
388
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,862
relinquishing all trademark
and ownership to Kurt's Amber
389
00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:51,799
in exchange for $30,000
in prize money.
390
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,235
This is insane.
391
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:58,372
I mean, I brew it
in my own horse barn.
392
00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:02,243
Can I keep these?
393
00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:04,078
My uncle is a lawyer.
Maybe he'll take a look.
394
00:16:04,112 --> 00:16:05,813
Sure.
Hey, dude.
395
00:16:05,847 --> 00:16:06,914
We have court.
396
00:16:06,982 --> 00:16:09,250
Thanks.
Thank you.
397
00:16:09,284 --> 00:16:11,985
Our client is huge.
398
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,521
He's got the power
to get an expedited hearing
399
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,623
for a summary judgment
on this tomorrow.
400
00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:18,958
I wouldn't waste money
fighting it.
401
00:16:18,992 --> 00:16:21,194
Okay.
402
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,447
Robbie Ambriano did not resist arrest
403
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,322
because he never thought
he was under arrest.
404
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:39,627
He thought officer Cowell was
a civilian in a police costume.
405
00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:42,463
Was that foolish?
406
00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:45,300
Yes.
407
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:46,636
But was it criminal?
408
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,672
No.
Just watch, okay?
409
00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:51,507
And rather than taking the time
410
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,010
to convincingly
explain her position,
411
00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:56,746
officer Cowell
just tasered my client.
412
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:03,620
Thank you.
413
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:10,487
This is the weirdest courtship
I've ever seen.
414
00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:11,581
Shut up.
415
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,397
It's like
watching animal planet.
416
00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:14,410
Are you gonna bite her?
417
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,136
Mr. Bash, are you prepared
to call your first witness?
418
00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,838
Your honor, have you had time
to review our pitchess motion?
419
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,023
I don't want him in my file.
420
00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:24,677
Neither does the state
of California, officer.
421
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,045
I'm sorry, Mr. Bash,
422
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,648
but without prior evidence
of misconduct
423
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:32,368
on the part of officer Cowell,
her police file stays closed.
424
00:17:32,488 --> 00:17:34,354
Well, in that case, your honor,
I'd like to call officer Cowell
425
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,455
to the witness stand.
426
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,541
Unfortunately,
none of our video captured
427
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,816
the other revelers
dressed as police women,
428
00:17:57,936 --> 00:18:00,446
but you can get a sense
of the chaos.
429
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,715
I mean,
it must have been crazy.
430
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:07,201
Especially for someone who
weighs, what, a buck 20? 15?
431
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:08,151
Excuse me?
432
00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:10,322
Objection.
Argumentative.
433
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,457
Complimentary.
434
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,759
Mr. Bash,
is there a point?
435
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,585
Yes, your honor.
436
00:18:14,705 --> 00:18:17,829
I suspect my client didn't
know he was being arrested
437
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,833
because officer Cowell
was scared and overreacted.
438
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,776
I reacted the same
as I always do.
439
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,589
"The same
as you always do."
440
00:18:26,951 --> 00:18:29,373
When? When you've had to
restrain other suspects,
441
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:30,741
when you've had to taser them?
442
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,142
Objection. Relevance.
443
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,186
The court's already ruled
on officer Cowell's --
444
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:36,147
Officer Cowell compared
445
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,949
this arrest to prior occasions.
446
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,651
She opened the door to this line
of questioning, your honor.
447
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,231
Objection overruled.
448
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:44,924
Officer Cowell, was this
the most dangerous situation
449
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:45,992
you've ever been in?
450
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:46,730
No.
451
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:47,567
How was it compared
452
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:50,096
to the Pennywise concert --
February 6, 2010?
453
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,631
That happened in your division.
454
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,166
And numerous
other police officers
455
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,022
were accused
of police brutality.
456
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,803
You were at that show,
weren't you?
457
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,438
Yes.
458
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,473
Your honor, based
on the officer's testimony,
459
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,842
we'd ask that you reverse
a ruling of the pitchess motion
460
00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:05,678
and provide us with
officer Cowell's conduct file.
461
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,513
Objection.
462
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,681
Bailiff, give both lawyers
463
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,684
a copy of officer Cowell's
disciplinary file.
464
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,121
Thank you.
465
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,956
- All right.
- Well done getting her file admitted.
466
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,491
I thought you were just
being annoying.
467
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,894
Watch and learn, son.
468
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,997
Got to be something in here
that we can use.
469
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,866
Yep.
Yep. I'm learning.
470
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,736
Mr. Bash...
471
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:32,971
Would you care to share
your findings with the court?
472
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,373
Um...
473
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,475
No.
474
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,478
That's fine, your honor.
475
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,480
The people will be happy to read
the contents of this file
476
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,884
to the jury,
chapter and verse, on redirect.
477
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,652
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
I'll read it. I'll read it.
478
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,923
In 2009,
479
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:54,761
you, uh, had a 3-week paid
leave of absence from the force.
480
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:58,398
Yes. To help at-risk children
in foster homes.
481
00:19:58,432 --> 00:19:59,800
Yes.
482
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,068
Is Mr. Bash going
to ask the witness
483
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:02,936
about her actions
at the Pennywise show,
484
00:20:02,971 --> 00:20:04,070
where she got
a meritorious citation
485
00:20:04,105 --> 00:20:06,139
for rescuing a concert-goer --
486
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:09,575
Yes, I was just
about to get to that.
487
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,812
Well-played.
488
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,515
What happened?
489
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,050
She made you.
490
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,185
Am I her bitch?
491
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,819
Mm-hmm.
492
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,964
Excuse me.
I'm looking for officer Cowell.
493
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,900
Peter Bash.
I'm a lawyer.
494
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,969
Oh. A lawyer.
495
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:41,806
Norman, beer for my friend.
Throw it at his head.
496
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,076
Make that a white Russian.
497
00:20:47,111 --> 00:20:48,945
What kind of idiot
actually thinks
498
00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:51,714
Tommy Halpin is gonna
buy a drink?
499
00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:58,754
Officer.
500
00:20:58,789 --> 00:20:59,889
Lawyer.
501
00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:01,591
Mind if I join you?
Not at all.
502
00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:05,929
Well, this is a nice bar.
503
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,531
How did you know
I wanted to get into your file?
504
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,067
You seem really nosey.
505
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,668
Look, I know
we're having fun, but --
506
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,070
How do you know that?
507
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,405
Really?
Yeah.
508
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,539
You want me to go there?
Mm-hmm.
509
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,074
Okay.
510
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,811
The hair flip you just did --
you know that's sexy as hell.
511
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,412
It was in my eyes.
512
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,815
The way you're looking at me,
you're having fun.
513
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,417
Especially now that you think
you're winning the case.
514
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,554
Hold on.
515
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,523
I'm not winning?
516
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,825
I don't want my buddy
to get convicted.
517
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,461
Your buddy resisted arrest.
518
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,996
He would never resist arrest,
he's not a bad guy.
519
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,965
And this would cost him
his job.
520
00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:41,901
You're too sexy to be a cop.
521
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,104
He just thought you were
a hot chick fooling around.
522
00:21:49,945 --> 00:21:51,445
Stand up.
523
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,780
Well, why?
524
00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,515
Stand up.
525
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:57,018
Okay.
526
00:21:57,052 --> 00:21:58,686
Put your hands on my shoulders.
527
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,721
I don't know --
Put your hands on my shoulders.
528
00:22:00,756 --> 00:22:02,523
...what happened here.
Wow.
529
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:06,026
Do you think
I'm fooling around?
530
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,494
Uh, I'm open to it.
531
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:08,628
How about now?
No, no.
532
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,864
I did this to your buddy.
533
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:12,532
He knew
I wasn't fooling around.
534
00:22:12,566 --> 00:22:14,534
Ow!
535
00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:15,802
You should leave...
536
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,873
Before Halpin
has another drink.
537
00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:24,546
Tsk.
538
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:34,970
Do you really think
I'm a good lawyer?
539
00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:38,282
That I could make partner
like Jared and Peter?
540
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,485
Well, yeah,
but I think that --
541
00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:43,422
I want to be better.
542
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,336
You had your brain scanned?
543
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,140
F-MRIs, blood chemistry,
hormone balance suites.
544
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:59,943
I'm like Eve in "Species II"
but not as hot.
545
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,345
"Mr. Singh's
multiple phobias
546
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:04,847
manifested his freshman year
at USC."
547
00:23:04,882 --> 00:23:08,050
My roommate, Phil Guenzer,
would kick me out of my room
548
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:09,718
every time he brought home
549
00:23:09,752 --> 00:23:11,787
one of his many
co-ed conquests.
550
00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:13,922
Wow.
So you were sexiled.
551
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:15,357
Repeatedly.
552
00:23:15,391 --> 00:23:17,693
And I was fresh off the plane
from Jamshedpur.
553
00:23:17,727 --> 00:23:19,861
I didn't know anybody.
I didn't know where to go.
554
00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:21,063
Oh, Pindy.
555
00:23:21,097 --> 00:23:23,465
So I just walked around
alone...
556
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,702
Until I found
the student health center.
557
00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:28,370
You slept in the infirmary.
558
00:23:28,404 --> 00:23:29,905
I would fake illnesses
559
00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:32,774
so I could
sleep among the diseased.
560
00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:34,709
And then after a little while,
561
00:23:34,743 --> 00:23:37,711
I started getting sick myself.
562
00:23:37,746 --> 00:23:40,114
Right. In your head.
No!
563
00:23:40,148 --> 00:23:44,084
But that's what everyone else
thinks, yes.
564
00:23:48,388 --> 00:23:50,389
I was a great student.
565
00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:52,992
I came to this country
to study,
566
00:23:53,027 --> 00:23:56,696
and now I have become
the specimen.
567
00:24:00,268 --> 00:24:02,336
So that's
the uncle lawyer, huh?
568
00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:04,005
That's why you shouldn't work
with family.
569
00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:05,273
She shouldn't be fighting this.
570
00:24:05,307 --> 00:24:06,875
I know.
Let's make it easy on them.
571
00:24:06,909 --> 00:24:10,212
Franklin and Bash,
I read your moving papers.
572
00:24:10,246 --> 00:24:12,915
You believe your case
merits a summary judgment?
573
00:24:12,949 --> 00:24:14,383
Uh, yes, your honor.
574
00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:16,118
As stipulated in the rules
for the golden state brew-off
575
00:24:16,153 --> 00:24:17,753
and subsequent contracts,
576
00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:19,888
exhibit "A" and "B"
respectively,
577
00:24:19,922 --> 00:24:22,290
the plaintiff's father
released any and all rights
578
00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:23,859
to Kurt's Amber Ale.
579
00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:24,926
Counselor, would you like
to see exhibit "A"?
580
00:24:24,961 --> 00:24:26,227
Yes, your honor.
581
00:24:26,262 --> 00:24:27,929
Yes, your honor, I would.
582
00:24:27,963 --> 00:24:29,930
I'd love to go to the window,
look at a little sunshine.
583
00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,465
Yeah, that's the president.
584
00:24:31,499 --> 00:24:32,933
It's Jimmy Stewart.
585
00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:34,067
The peanut farmer.
586
00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,903
The actor Jimmy Stewart.
587
00:24:35,937 --> 00:24:38,805
These are the rules, and this
is the binding contract.
588
00:24:38,873 --> 00:24:40,307
I hope he's not charging her
for this.
589
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:44,311
We would like the court
to make note of rule 18
590
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:45,445
in the golden state
brew-off rules,
591
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,380
which stipulate
592
00:24:47,414 --> 00:24:51,217
"All contestants must sample
every other contestant's brew."
593
00:24:51,251 --> 00:24:53,186
All right,
that means that my client
594
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:56,789
signed away any rights
pursuant to rules
595
00:24:56,823 --> 00:25:01,060
that required he drink 44 beers
before doing so?
596
00:25:01,094 --> 00:25:04,329
Given the laws regarding
"lack of capacity,"
597
00:25:04,364 --> 00:25:07,065
we challenge
the legality of that.
598
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,366
Me too.
599
00:25:08,401 --> 00:25:11,903
Further, we would like
to file a motion
600
00:25:11,937 --> 00:25:13,204
for permanent injunction
601
00:25:13,239 --> 00:25:15,307
demanding that
pacific shores beverage
602
00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:17,910
immediately cease and desist
603
00:25:17,945 --> 00:25:20,179
the production and
sales of Kurt's Amber Ale.
604
00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,682
Your honor, he's talking
about shutting down a brewery.
605
00:25:22,716 --> 00:25:24,150
And...
And -- "And"?
606
00:25:24,184 --> 00:25:25,818
We are seeking
a construction trust
607
00:25:25,853 --> 00:25:27,353
for any and all proceeds
608
00:25:27,388 --> 00:25:29,289
generated
from the sale of this product.
609
00:25:29,323 --> 00:25:31,658
That's...millions.
And...
610
00:25:31,692 --> 00:25:33,660
"And"?
Dude, you're done.
611
00:25:33,694 --> 00:25:37,297
And punitive damages
in the amount of $100 million.
612
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,468
I think summary judgment
is out.
613
00:25:41,502 --> 00:25:45,005
Davey, Goliath,
we're going to trial.
614
00:25:49,511 --> 00:25:51,345
That may be the first time
in your life
615
00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:53,848
you have been called Goliath.
616
00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:59,541
The punitive filing
is meritless.
617
00:25:59,575 --> 00:26:00,909
They're looking
for a settlement.
618
00:26:00,943 --> 00:26:02,244
And they might get it
619
00:26:02,278 --> 00:26:03,713
because their other stuff
has real teeth.
620
00:26:03,747 --> 00:26:06,549
Okay, but maybe we caught
a break here.
621
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:08,751
I mean, who knows more about
alcohol rulings than us?
622
00:26:08,786 --> 00:26:10,053
Nobody.
623
00:26:10,087 --> 00:26:12,322
Which is why I know
we're in trouble.
624
00:26:12,356 --> 00:26:13,924
Okay,
speaking of alcohol rules,
625
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,692
can we please stop putting
the vodka in the crisper?
626
00:26:15,726 --> 00:26:17,827
Where should it go?
627
00:26:17,861 --> 00:26:19,562
Um, not in the crisper.
628
00:26:19,596 --> 00:26:21,831
Come on, guys, we went over
this in the house rules.
629
00:26:21,865 --> 00:26:24,634
Carmen, don't get lost in
the specifics of the rules.
630
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:27,036
It's the spirit behind them
that matters.
631
00:26:27,071 --> 00:26:28,337
No.
It's the specifics.
632
00:26:29,873 --> 00:26:31,207
Where are the rules for
the golden state brew-off?
633
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,575
We left them at the office.
634
00:26:32,609 --> 00:26:34,243
Come on.
I got an idea.
635
00:26:36,313 --> 00:26:37,880
Okay.
You see that, Pindar?
636
00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:40,717
They're fighting back.
637
00:26:40,751 --> 00:26:42,685
You got to fight back.
638
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,253
Look at this.
639
00:26:44,288 --> 00:26:48,791
Yes. Phil Guenzer.
Your old roommate.
640
00:26:48,825 --> 00:26:53,262
He lives in Altadena now.
Look, the man took your power.
641
00:26:53,296 --> 00:26:54,730
You got to confront him.
642
00:26:54,764 --> 00:26:56,599
You got to take
your power back.
643
00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:59,702
Call him.
644
00:27:05,677 --> 00:27:09,947
Ms. Harris, does this look
like Kurt's Amber Ale?
645
00:27:09,982 --> 00:27:15,686
Absolutely. The color,
the clarity, the head.
646
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,088
Uh, what causes the head?
647
00:27:18,122 --> 00:27:21,291
Our yeast. It's a special
top-fermenting strain.
648
00:27:21,325 --> 00:27:24,760
Wait, wait. "Strain"?
Yes. Yeast is alive.
649
00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:27,696
If you feed it sugar,
it can live forever.
650
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,298
When my dad was alive,
he would go to the garage
651
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:33,035
to take care of it,
called it his "baby."
652
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,904
Ms. Harris,
do you know why
653
00:27:34,938 --> 00:27:37,040
they called it
"The Golden State Brew-Off"?
654
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:39,342
Because it happens
in California,
655
00:27:39,377 --> 00:27:40,811
the golden state.
656
00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:42,179
That's right.
657
00:27:42,213 --> 00:27:44,181
Could you read rule number 22
for me, right there?
658
00:27:44,215 --> 00:27:48,720
"All ingredients must be grown
from seed in California."
659
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,121
We had a farm.
660
00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:53,258
We grew our own barley,
malt, hops.
661
00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:55,259
How about the yeast?
The yeast?
662
00:27:55,294 --> 00:27:57,928
The yeast was grown
in our garage, in Calabasas.
663
00:27:57,962 --> 00:27:59,730
We grew it here.
664
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,999
No. The yeast was kept alive
in your garage.
665
00:28:02,033 --> 00:28:03,066
You just said that.
666
00:28:03,101 --> 00:28:05,068
Objection. Relevance?
667
00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,670
The relevance, your honor,
is that the yeast grew
668
00:28:07,705 --> 00:28:11,007
in her father's hometown
of Dusseldorf, Germany.
669
00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:13,576
He brought it over
and kept it alive here.
670
00:28:13,643 --> 00:28:16,879
It's in the story on your menu.
671
00:28:16,913 --> 00:28:18,881
We'd like to enter this
as exhibit "E."
672
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,056
I'm sorry, but he cheated.
673
00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:28,659
He didn't legally win
that brew-off.
674
00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:29,860
Objection.
675
00:28:29,895 --> 00:28:31,929
The validity of that win
is not at issue!
676
00:28:31,964 --> 00:28:34,198
The validity of that win,
your honor,
677
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:35,733
is fundamental to this case.
678
00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:37,568
Opposing counsel
has brought suit
679
00:28:37,602 --> 00:28:39,737
under the assumption
that they have the legal right
680
00:28:39,771 --> 00:28:42,106
to Kurt's Amber Ale.
681
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,707
They don't,
682
00:28:43,742 --> 00:28:45,242
and under the rules
of collateral estoppel,
683
00:28:45,276 --> 00:28:47,778
any judgment brought against us,
is moot.
684
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,581
Objection overruled.
685
00:28:49,615 --> 00:28:51,849
The validity of the win
does have bearing in this case.
686
00:28:53,152 --> 00:28:54,819
That's all.
687
00:28:54,854 --> 00:28:56,788
Fine.
I'm done with this.
688
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,124
I just want to go back
to my restaurant.
689
00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:07,100
Yeast. Who'd have thought
we'd be saved by yeast?
690
00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:08,268
Nice work.
691
00:29:08,302 --> 00:29:09,268
Thanks.
692
00:29:09,303 --> 00:29:12,972
Ohh. Dodgers lost.
693
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,640
Listen, let me know
694
00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:16,141
if you guys ever want to go
to any of the games.
695
00:29:16,209 --> 00:29:17,942
We got distribution contracts
in about eight stadiums.
696
00:29:17,977 --> 00:29:19,110
Oh, thanks.
697
00:29:19,145 --> 00:29:20,812
So I guess this makes us done?
698
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,581
What are we doing about
the 30 grand prize money?
699
00:29:23,616 --> 00:29:26,084
You want it back?
Gas money for the chopper?
700
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,087
No. I want it back
plus compounded interest.
701
00:29:29,121 --> 00:29:30,655
22 years, right?
702
00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:32,090
Right. Really? That's --
that's a lot of money.
703
00:29:32,124 --> 00:29:33,791
Yeah.
704
00:29:33,826 --> 00:29:37,061
Quarter mil, give or take.
That's gonna leave a mark.
705
00:29:37,096 --> 00:29:40,032
It's gonna shut her down.
They're just a restaurant.
706
00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:41,800
I'm aware of that.
707
00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:43,234
That's why I'm not anticipating
a lot of billable hours on this.
708
00:29:43,269 --> 00:29:46,104
It just seems excessive.
I mean, we won the case.
709
00:29:46,138 --> 00:29:47,972
They have no claim
to the recipe.
710
00:29:48,007 --> 00:29:50,241
Guys, we are deep pockets.
Deep.
711
00:29:50,276 --> 00:29:52,677
Every time someone has
a glass of wine we sell
712
00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:55,313
and burns a steak,
they think about suing us.
713
00:29:55,347 --> 00:29:57,014
You'll see. We get a chance
to send out the message
714
00:29:57,082 --> 00:29:58,332
that frivolous suits against us
715
00:29:58,452 --> 00:29:59,720
come with a price, a big price,
716
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,608
We take it.
Yeah, but the difference is --
717
00:30:01,728 --> 00:30:04,120
we take it.
I'm late for a meeting.
718
00:30:07,199 --> 00:30:08,299
We take it.
719
00:30:08,419 --> 00:30:10,026
We take it.
720
00:30:18,809 --> 00:30:20,396
We got to go.
721
00:30:22,871 --> 00:30:24,809
We're gonna have to
print that out again.
722
00:30:25,434 --> 00:30:26,899
Or not.
723
00:30:27,019 --> 00:30:29,487
Hey, is -- is it all right
if I wear shorts to court?
724
00:30:29,607 --> 00:30:30,274
Wow.
Wow.
725
00:30:30,394 --> 00:30:31,599
I had to ride my bike here.
726
00:30:31,719 --> 00:30:33,349
And if I wear my pants,
it's bad.
727
00:30:33,479 --> 00:30:35,279
Yeah.
No on the shorts.
728
00:30:35,314 --> 00:30:37,682
And, dude, that smell
could be a problem.
729
00:30:37,716 --> 00:30:38,791
You smell like Malibu Barbie.
730
00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:40,204
It's sunscreen.
731
00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:43,472
Yeah. I'm not prematurely
aging due to harmful U.V. rays.
732
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,933
Last week you were in the sun
733
00:30:44,967 --> 00:30:46,501
pounding beers
in a gladiator outfit.
734
00:30:46,535 --> 00:30:49,003
Yes, and I was covered
in number 30.
735
00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:51,272
Really?
Go get dressed.
736
00:30:51,306 --> 00:30:53,941
Gentlemen, hey,
I just wanted to say
737
00:30:53,975 --> 00:30:56,377
that I'm off to cast my vote
on your potential partnership.
738
00:30:56,445 --> 00:30:58,612
Huh.
Care to guess?
739
00:30:59,514 --> 00:31:00,748
No.
740
00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:03,284
Follow your heart. I think
it's just under your nutsack.
741
00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:06,087
You think that's funny?
742
00:31:06,122 --> 00:31:08,564
Your obvious reluctance
to serve this complaint?
743
00:31:08,789 --> 00:31:10,426
Yes, Bambi, I think it's funny.
744
00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:12,127
How do you know we're reluctant
to serve it?
745
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,563
Besides the fine layer
of frappuccino foam,
746
00:31:14,598 --> 00:31:16,165
I know you two.
747
00:31:16,199 --> 00:31:17,966
Dudes, we got to go.
748
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,201
Yeah.
Oh, please go.
749
00:31:20,235 --> 00:31:21,970
A Franklin and Bash case awaits.
750
00:31:22,004 --> 00:31:24,906
Do not allow me to get
in the ways of moronic justice.
751
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:27,508
Franklin and Bash.
We've got your back.
752
00:31:27,542 --> 00:31:29,109
You know, it's copywritten.
You can't...
753
00:31:29,143 --> 00:31:31,077
I mean,
we could actually sue him.
754
00:31:31,111 --> 00:31:34,613
Officer Cowell,
is it your contention
755
00:31:34,648 --> 00:31:36,382
that my client must have known
756
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,984
you were a serious police
officer, not a reveler,
757
00:31:39,018 --> 00:31:41,120
when you put him
in that submission hold?
758
00:31:41,154 --> 00:31:43,389
Yes. It's very powerful.
Indeed.
759
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:45,490
She put me in it the other day.
I couldn't move.
760
00:31:45,525 --> 00:31:49,862
But yet,
somehow Robbie slipped out.
761
00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:51,996
Your honor,
this is exhibit "D,"
762
00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:53,231
Robbie's gladiator costume.
763
00:31:53,265 --> 00:31:54,766
I'd like to put it on.
764
00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:56,468
Do you think it has
magic powers, Mr. Bash?
765
00:31:56,502 --> 00:31:57,970
No, but something
about that day,
766
00:31:58,004 --> 00:32:00,772
the -- the costume,
the exposed skin,
767
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,340
allowed Robbie
to easily escape.
768
00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:04,042
I'd like to re-enact
that moment.
769
00:32:04,076 --> 00:32:06,444
Your honor, officer Cowell
makes no representation
770
00:32:06,512 --> 00:32:09,781
that she can repeat
the move now.
771
00:32:09,849 --> 00:32:11,850
I'll leave it up to you, officer.
Would you like to try it again?
772
00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,586
Gladly.
773
00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:18,122
No.
You sure?
774
00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:19,558
Yeah.
All right.
775
00:32:19,592 --> 00:32:21,259
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
One more thing.
776
00:32:21,294 --> 00:32:24,429
Robbie was wearing polar bear
number 30 sunscreen.
777
00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:27,032
Your honor,
counsel just said
778
00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:30,168
his client was wearing
a gladiator costume.
779
00:32:30,203 --> 00:32:31,837
And an examination
of the costume
780
00:32:31,871 --> 00:32:32,938
makes it quite clear --
781
00:32:32,972 --> 00:32:34,473
My client
was doused in sunscreen.
782
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,942
I can't believe
I'm saying this --
783
00:32:36,976 --> 00:32:39,945
Sunscreen up, counselor.
784
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:41,280
You are my best friend.
785
00:32:41,314 --> 00:32:42,948
I am not putting sunscreen
on you in court.
786
00:32:42,982 --> 00:32:43,949
I'll do it.
787
00:32:45,886 --> 00:32:47,186
Not a chance.
788
00:32:54,461 --> 00:32:55,461
What?
789
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,964
That's where you get burned.
790
00:33:00,468 --> 00:33:02,402
All right, I believe
791
00:33:02,436 --> 00:33:06,005
I place both hands on her
shoulders, thusly, and -- ohh!
792
00:33:06,073 --> 00:33:08,140
Yes, this is an armbar hold,
793
00:33:08,175 --> 00:33:10,810
and she is well-positioned
to hyperextend my elbows.
794
00:33:10,844 --> 00:33:11,977
Ow! Ohh!
795
00:33:13,447 --> 00:33:15,147
I'd like to compliment
officer Cowell
796
00:33:15,182 --> 00:33:17,183
on her physical prowess.
797
00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:19,318
She is really fit.
798
00:33:19,352 --> 00:33:21,353
However, when covered
in sunscreen,
799
00:33:21,388 --> 00:33:23,289
the submission hold
800
00:33:23,323 --> 00:33:25,324
is considerably less effective.
801
00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,293
That's it! That's --
that's how it happened!
802
00:33:28,195 --> 00:33:30,530
Ladies and gentlemen,
803
00:33:30,598 --> 00:33:34,468
my client had no idea
what officer Cowell was doing.
804
00:33:37,939 --> 00:33:39,273
Should we try it again?
805
00:33:55,557 --> 00:33:56,858
Pindar.
806
00:33:56,892 --> 00:33:59,794
What would you like to say
to Phil?
807
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,263
Phil.
808
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:05,567
Did you bring back my Jewel CD
that you stole in college?
809
00:34:07,571 --> 00:34:09,806
What the hell did I do to him?
810
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,441
You banished him from his room.
811
00:34:11,475 --> 00:34:14,144
You sexiled him freshman year.
812
00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:15,478
What?!
Yeah, he said
813
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,213
you brought home
a different girl every night
814
00:34:17,247 --> 00:34:18,815
and kicked him out
of your dorm room.
815
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,283
I had a girlfriend
freshman year.
816
00:34:20,318 --> 00:34:22,485
And I never kicked him out
at night. He just left.
817
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,020
To sleep in the health center?
818
00:34:24,055 --> 00:34:26,023
Yeah.
819
00:34:26,057 --> 00:34:28,425
Actually, Megan and I
were kind of insulted.
820
00:34:28,459 --> 00:34:31,195
Every time she came over
to hang with me, he'd leave.
821
00:34:31,229 --> 00:34:32,930
And she was really nice to him.
822
00:34:32,964 --> 00:34:34,464
She -- she cooked for him
and stuff.
823
00:34:34,499 --> 00:34:35,933
Megan.
824
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,167
She was about the only girl
825
00:34:37,201 --> 00:34:38,468
I've ever seen him
interact with.
826
00:34:38,503 --> 00:34:41,638
But whenever I was around,
he'd split.
827
00:34:44,008 --> 00:34:45,375
Thanks for saving me, you guys.
828
00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:47,244
Hey, I know exactly
how I'm gonna pay.
829
00:34:47,278 --> 00:34:48,946
Money.
It's customary.
830
00:34:49,013 --> 00:34:50,380
Ha!
You're hilarious.
831
00:34:50,415 --> 00:34:53,250
Uh --
I got you.
832
00:34:53,284 --> 00:34:54,418
Officer.
833
00:34:54,452 --> 00:34:56,753
Hey.
834
00:34:56,787 --> 00:34:58,388
Hey.
835
00:34:58,422 --> 00:35:00,289
So, now that this is all done,
836
00:35:00,357 --> 00:35:02,859
we don't have to keep doing,
you know...
837
00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:04,093
Doing what?
838
00:35:04,127 --> 00:35:06,963
What we were doing --
the one-upmanship...
839
00:35:06,997 --> 00:35:08,264
Winning.
840
00:35:08,298 --> 00:35:11,934
I was doing my job.
You were doing yours.
841
00:35:11,969 --> 00:35:15,138
Okay.
842
00:35:16,941 --> 00:35:20,444
And if we had that much fun
while we were working,
843
00:35:20,478 --> 00:35:23,346
imagine if we went out
to have a good time.
844
00:35:23,381 --> 00:35:26,817
You don't have to imagine,
officer.
845
00:35:26,851 --> 00:35:28,052
I'll call you.
846
00:35:28,087 --> 00:35:30,521
Okay.
847
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,095
You closed?
848
00:35:37,129 --> 00:35:39,097
Yeah. I can't believe
you doubted me.
849
00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:40,965
Never doubted you,
not for a second.
850
00:35:40,999 --> 00:35:42,899
You're on fire.
851
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,114
You're working late.
852
00:35:59,149 --> 00:36:00,983
Admin stuff.
853
00:36:01,017 --> 00:36:03,452
The warty handmaiden
of success.
854
00:36:03,487 --> 00:36:07,856
But at least I have two new
partners to share the burden.
855
00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:10,459
You're in, boys.
856
00:36:10,494 --> 00:36:13,062
The swing vote came in tonight.
857
00:36:13,096 --> 00:36:15,197
Really.
Okay.
858
00:36:15,231 --> 00:36:16,999
Oh, lord.
859
00:36:17,034 --> 00:36:21,403
Well, the negotiations for
new offices start immediately.
860
00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:25,107
It's not that.
We need to talk.
861
00:36:26,910 --> 00:36:30,045
That was a terrible mistake
she made, counter-suing.
862
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,547
I'm not surprised
Larry wants his pound of flesh.
863
00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,482
It wasn't really her idea.
It was her lawyer's.
864
00:36:34,517 --> 00:36:37,552
So, what are you proposing?
865
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:39,955
We don't want to do this.
We want to tell him that he's wrong.
866
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:41,489
But he's not.
867
00:36:41,524 --> 00:36:43,324
We put a spin on it.
868
00:36:43,359 --> 00:36:44,993
We say it's good P.R.
to give her a pass,
869
00:36:45,027 --> 00:36:46,094
talk about corporate image.
870
00:36:46,128 --> 00:36:47,395
Lawrence Reynolds knows exactly
871
00:36:47,429 --> 00:36:50,132
the image he wants
for his corporation.
872
00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:54,803
Gentlemen, surely I don't
have to give you this speech.
873
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,939
I mean, you are now partners
in a major law firm.
874
00:36:57,974 --> 00:36:59,942
And we help countries
raise capital.
875
00:36:59,976 --> 00:37:02,912
We defend laws that go back
to the Magna Carta.
876
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:05,181
And we are always advocates
for our clients.
877
00:37:05,216 --> 00:37:07,918
But don't we get to guide
those clients?
878
00:37:07,952 --> 00:37:10,854
Sometimes, yes.
And sometimes, no.
879
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:15,860
Maybe we shouldn't be partners.
880
00:37:15,894 --> 00:37:17,094
We're not doing it.
881
00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:37,949
Damien...
882
00:37:37,983 --> 00:37:40,485
Unfortunately, you were right.
883
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:44,122
I need you to pull the trigger.
884
00:38:29,399 --> 00:38:31,124
Hey, got a minute?
885
00:38:31,158 --> 00:38:32,546
I want to talk to you
about Franklin and Bash.
886
00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:34,394
Ugh, I can't believe
887
00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:36,497
that I'm in the same
professional club as those two.
888
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,466
I was the swing vote
that made them partners.
889
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,434
You?
890
00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:45,058
My uncle is infectious.
891
00:38:45,173 --> 00:38:47,107
You ever read the firm's
partnership agreement,
892
00:38:47,175 --> 00:38:48,909
all 206 pages?
893
00:38:48,943 --> 00:38:50,911
Boilerplate.
Some.
894
00:38:50,945 --> 00:38:52,712
But also provisions
that protect the firm
895
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,381
from partners who don't behave
in a professional manner.
896
00:38:55,415 --> 00:38:57,917
We have a morality clause.
897
00:38:57,951 --> 00:39:00,118
In our partnership agreement?
898
00:39:00,153 --> 00:39:02,524
Yep, and partners
who are in breach of it
899
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,090
are removed from the firm.
900
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:06,359
We need to start keeping a log
901
00:39:06,394 --> 00:39:08,295
of their questionable behavior.
902
00:39:08,363 --> 00:39:10,063
Awesome.
903
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,733
It's gonna be a book.
904
00:39:19,241 --> 00:39:20,441
Our only shot at saving Joan
905
00:39:20,476 --> 00:39:22,777
was getting Larry
to call off the dogs.
906
00:39:22,812 --> 00:39:24,699
Since we tried
and couldn't do that...
907
00:39:24,819 --> 00:39:28,449
It was gonna happen.
So we delivered it ourselves.
908
00:39:28,484 --> 00:39:30,484
Seemed right.
909
00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:32,153
Fill these out.
910
00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:35,122
No poppy-seed bagels for
the next few weeks. Drug test.
911
00:39:35,156 --> 00:39:36,423
What is this?
Start papers.
912
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,124
Peter and I can now hire you
913
00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:40,427
as full-time employees of Infeld-Daniels.
Mm-hmm.
914
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:43,763
Which means 401S, health benefits,
915
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,131
psychiatric wellness programs.
916
00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:47,300
And since all of your phobias
917
00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:49,302
can be traced
to a girl named Megan,
918
00:39:49,336 --> 00:39:51,037
you might want
to look into that.
919
00:39:51,071 --> 00:39:52,438
Oh. Megan.
She was lovely.
920
00:39:52,472 --> 00:39:54,473
She had these tiny little
hands, like a raccoon.
921
00:39:54,507 --> 00:39:55,808
Sounds hot.
922
00:39:55,842 --> 00:39:58,244
Thank you.
You're welcome.
923
00:39:58,278 --> 00:40:00,513
The first time I saw her,
I remember everything.
924
00:40:00,547 --> 00:40:02,048
It was a Wednesday.
925
00:40:02,082 --> 00:40:03,183
Okay.
You have us both.
926
00:40:03,217 --> 00:40:04,250
Great work, guys.
927
00:40:04,285 --> 00:40:05,318
Yeah, thanks.
Thank you.
928
00:40:05,353 --> 00:40:07,454
All that's left is collection.
929
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,322
But we can talk about that
at my place in vail.
930
00:40:09,357 --> 00:40:10,924
You guys mountain bike?
931
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,793
Yeah, I do, but...
932
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,427
You know what, Larry?
I don't think we can make it.
933
00:40:14,462 --> 00:40:17,330
- We have a trial coming up,
and we have a lot of prep. - Yeah.
934
00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:18,532
Oh. Drag.
935
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,500
Damien Karp,
you met him the other day.
936
00:40:20,535 --> 00:40:21,501
Pho soup guy?
937
00:40:21,536 --> 00:40:22,937
Yeah.
Yeah.
938
00:40:22,971 --> 00:40:24,238
He's gonna take over for us.
939
00:40:24,272 --> 00:40:25,906
He's much better
at this kind of stuff.
940
00:40:25,941 --> 00:40:27,875
"This kind of stuff."
941
00:40:27,943 --> 00:40:30,378
Is this kind of stuff
too hard for you kids?
942
00:40:30,446 --> 00:40:32,180
Because it's what
I need in lawyers.
943
00:40:32,214 --> 00:40:33,915
It's what makes
businesses work.
944
00:40:33,950 --> 00:40:35,951
Absolutely it does.
945
00:40:35,985 --> 00:40:37,953
It's just that were busy.
946
00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:43,358
Go ahead and drop the lawsuit
against Joan.
947
00:40:43,393 --> 00:40:46,061
Really?
I'm gonna be in vail.
948
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:47,863
I hope you guys can make it.
949
00:40:47,897 --> 00:40:49,197
If you're as lame on the steeps
as you are in business,
950
00:40:49,232 --> 00:40:51,199
we're gonna have a problem.
951
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:54,735
Well, we are much more lame
on -- on -- on the steeps.
952
00:40:54,803 --> 00:40:57,738
Go ahead and call my secretary
for details.
953
00:40:57,806 --> 00:40:59,039
Yeah, you got it.
Okay.
954
00:40:59,074 --> 00:41:01,175
All right.
Oh-ho!
955
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,742
Ow! Unbelievable!
It is unbelievable.
956
00:41:02,810 --> 00:41:03,843
You are unbelievable.
957
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,978
You were right.
958
00:41:05,012 --> 00:41:06,345
We're corporate.
Yep.
959
00:41:06,379 --> 00:41:08,214
Man, it's like the ending
of "The Candidate."
960
00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:09,515
Yeah.
961
00:41:09,549 --> 00:41:11,216
"What do we do now?"
962
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,985
I should rent
"The Candidate."
963
00:41:13,019 --> 00:41:14,519
You want to do that
or do you want to go to vail?
964
00:41:14,553 --> 00:41:15,987
Let's go to vail.
965
00:41:16,022 --> 00:41:17,255
You can't even ride
a mountain bike.
966
00:41:17,323 --> 00:41:19,190
Is a mountain bike bigger
than a regular bike?
967
00:41:19,225 --> 00:41:20,892
And the fourth time
I talked to her,
968
00:41:20,927 --> 00:41:23,061
she had her hair up,
which I had never seen before.
969
00:41:23,095 --> 00:41:24,129
And it looked great.
970
00:41:24,163 --> 00:41:25,364
She had so many great looks.
971
00:41:25,398 --> 00:41:27,333
The fifth time,
Sam's car, short.
972
00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:29,468
That was the first time
I saw her knee.
973
00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:40,620
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