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I'm a pretty thing
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I got plenty bling
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Diamonds in my ear
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Call it Tiffany
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And my money long
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Like infinity
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I'm a rude bitch...
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Maxcool, my ass.
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It's so hot!
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ERICA: Dude, we got to get
out of here or we're gonna
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die in these chairs.
Let's go to the beach.
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Oh, yeah, let's go somewhere
that's more hot.
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We could sneak into a movie.
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- Movies suck.
- All movies suck?
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All movies that aren't
John Wick or John Wick 2.
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Well, I'll tell you where
we're not going...
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Applebee's.
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'Cause screw Harold and his
stupid-ass chain restaurant
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with its stupid-ass Quesadilla Burger.
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That thing sucks, and so does he,
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thinking he can break up with me.
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I'll break up with his ass.
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Yeah, we're obviously not going
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to your 80-year-old
ex-boyfriend's restaurant.
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No one was thinking that.
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Yo, let's sneak into Surf Lagoon.
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We haven't been there in a minute.
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Ew! Water parks are white trash toilets.
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If I want to drink piss,
I'll do it in my own home.
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Last time we went,
I found a scab in my hair.
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Well, last time we went, we were sober.
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What if I told you guys
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- I could get us some acid?
- I'd ask
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why you were just bringing
that to our attention now.
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- Acid? What are we, 13?
- Josh Travis
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told me that he'd hook
me up with free acid
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'cause he stole a bunch
from Lonnie and them.
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Jay, you can't tell me trippin' balls
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while floating down a lazy
river doesn't sound tight.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Besides,
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it'll help you keep
your mind off Harold.
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I am not thinking about
that conceited-ass chump.
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Do you know he was always
acting like I was so lucky
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to be with him 'cause I'm so trashy?
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If he knew we was going to
that water park, he'd be all,
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"Told you. You're trash."
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But, guess what,
we not together no more,
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so you best believe I'm
getting high and floating down
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- that dirty-ass river.
- Yeah!
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[LAUGHS]
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Shelby, trim your bush!
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We're going to the water park!
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When you blow up, do a skirt
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In-in-in the roar, make them
ponder all your worth
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Uh-uh-uh, look-look-look
at you, shawty
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Look-look-look at you,
shawty, what it do, shawty
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How-how-how you move,
shawty, shoot for the moon
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For the moon
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Shoot for the moon
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For the moon
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Look-look at you
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Shawty, l-look at you, shawty
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Look at you
-
Look at you
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Look-look at you
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Look at you
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How you move
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How you move
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What you pursue
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What you pursue
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Sh-Shoot for the moon, shawty
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Look-look at you, shawty
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Now everybody wants to be
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At the top
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Why, honey
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Win or lose, choose to win
and don't you stop
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And-and-and I'm doin' it...
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[LAUGHING, SQUEALING]
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KAITLIN: Wait.
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Where's the car?
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Where's Shelby?
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Was she not with us the whole time?
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So, we're stuck in this heat?
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With no car?
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On acid?
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ALL: Shelby...!
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Wow. Looks like a great crew.
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Excited to get to know everyone.
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There's Mountain Dew,
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Red Bull, Monster Energy,
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5-hour Energy.
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That's all free?
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No.
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Oh.
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Um, Ken, I just wanted
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to thank you so much
for this opportunity.
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- I read the entire CSS manual,
- [SIGHS]
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uh, front and back, and I am ready
to sell deregulated gas.
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Oh, you're not doing sales.
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Everybody starts out in verification.
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Verification. That sounds interesting.
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It's not.
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Hi. I'm Natalie with the
Verifications Department.
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Just so you know,
this call is being recorded.
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Wear that headset, listen for the beep,
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click that button, read that script,
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hang up, listen for the next beep,
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and then do it all again
for the next eight hours.
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Okay. Um, great.
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That's even better than sales,
'cause there's no guesswork.
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[BEEP]
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- No chair. Hmm.
- And the last four digits
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of your credit card are 3411?
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Is that correct?
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[TYPING]
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[EXHALES] Hi.
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I'm Shelby.
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[BEEP]
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- [SIGHS]
- Hi. I'm Natalie
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with the Verifications Department.
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Hi. I'm Shelby from the
Verifications Department.
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Just so you know,
this call is being recorded.
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Headed to the after-party
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Faded, so she got the keys
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Pedal to the metal, top down
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[SIGHS]
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KAITLIN: Who is it?
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Uh, Shelby. Open the door.
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[KAITLIN GRUNTING]
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What are you doing?
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That trumpet sound...
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Well, well, well,
look who decided to show up.
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I can't wait to hear
where you've been all day.
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Help, Shelby. I'm trapped.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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Girl, never mind. I'm good.
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So, what happened here?
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Uh, what happened here
is that we took acid
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because we wanted to have a
fun day at the water park.
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But then we didn't have a car.
So we've been trapped
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in this sweatbox and
scared out of our minds
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because there's bees everywhere.
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[ERICA HUMMING]
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[SCOFFS] Meanwhile,
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you've been out having the time
of your life without any bees,
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doing God knows what.
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I was at my new job.
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Remember I told you I was
getting a telemarketing job?
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To save money for my GED?
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No one fucking listens to me.
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Well, that definitely
explains why you're dressed
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like a child molester.
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No offense to your cousin.
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Okay.
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- Mmm...
- Hi, buddy. Okay.
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Am I the only one that had a
positive acid experience today?
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You? No? All right.
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At one point, the earthly
boundaries of my body dissolved
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and I realized that we are all one.
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Like, for example, Kaitlin,
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I am you and you are me.
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[CHUCKLES] You wish you were me.
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Oh...
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Okay, you guys need to sober up.
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Erica, get dressed.
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Kaitlin, please put some pants on.
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We got to be at work in ten minutes.
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I'll put some pants on,
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but I'm not sobering up.
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All right, dude, get out of the fridge.
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I'm sorry!
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Girl, you think I don't want to?
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This fucking smudge won't let me leave.
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You're talking to a smudge?
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She my friend.
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I've known her for...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, thank you.
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Oh. Okay.
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We gonna rock this joint,
gonna rock this house
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Set the roof on fire,
if you like it or not
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We gonna rock you, we gonna rock you
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We gonna rock you...
- You are so selfish.
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In what way is me having
a second job selfish?
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Because, to get to your job,
you have to take our car.
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- "Our" car?
- Yes, our car.
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Your name might be on the title,
but I've given you
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so much gas money.
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And Jayla's ex bought
our new transmission.
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Oh, and I sold all our hubcaps.
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- What'd you do?
- Uh, the point is,
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it's everybody's car.
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And we shouldn't have to suffer
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just because you got some crappy job.
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Hey, excuse me, my job happens
to be super fulfilling, okay?
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I-I have this amazing chair...
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That's not a bucket...
And no one scares me.
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Wow, that sounds like a great job.
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Most importantly,
I am $48 closer to having my GED,
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minus $40 for the uniform
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and $3.50 for a Red Bull I drank.
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Okay, Smudge. Damn.
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- Is she okay?
- She's fine.
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All right, look,
I'm not trying to, like,
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take the car away from you guys, okay?
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Let's just, like,
wake up early tomorrow,
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and I'll drop you off at
the water park before work.
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Oh, yeah, that sounds... that sounds...
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that sounds really great, Shelby.
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[NERD VOICE]: Let me just, uh,
set my alarm so I can be on time
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for my water park appointment.
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That actually sounds pretty sweet.
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I bet Josh would give me some more acid.
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Yeah, whatever, I'll do it.
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Ooh, I would take acid again.
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I don't think mine ever kicked in.
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Okay, um... good.
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Then, great, all we have
to do is wake up at 6:30
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so I can be at work at 7:00.
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Oh, my God, you took a job
that starts at 7:00?
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Oh, my God, you suck.
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God, you suck so mu...
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You suck so much.
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I... [SIGHS]
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But I'll do that. I will do that.
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I'll be ready at 6:30.
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[SIGHS] Come on, ladies.
Let's go. Please.
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Has anybody seen my brass bangle?
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- The one with the fake ruby on it?
- SHELBY: No. No.
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- Get in the car. Come on.
- ERICA: Hold up. I haven't heard back
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from Josh Travis about the acid yet.
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No way I'm going to that
redneck bathtub sober.
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- Oh, my God. Is that Josh?
- [PHONE RINGS, ERICA LAUGHING]
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No. My cousin sent me a thing
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of this dog eating a
bunch of cigarettes.
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- JAYLA: Ooh.
- [ERICA LAUGHING]
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[ERICA, JAYLA, KAITLIN LAUGHING]
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Oh, man.
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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
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It's funnier the more you watch it.
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Okay, okay. There's a blunt in the car.
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If you guys leave right now,
you can have it.
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- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
- Shotgun.
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Oh, I gotta find my phone
in case Harold calls,
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so I can ignore his dumb ass.
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ERICA: You know, for someone
who claims to be over their ex,
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you sure talk about him a lot.
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What? I am sure you not implying
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that I miss that crusty old fool.
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Look, I never told y'all this,
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but he wasn't just calling me trash.
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He was calling y'all trash.
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He said he could never take me seriously
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as long as I was hanging out with y'all.
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Girl, I was shook.
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Like I would ever choose him over y'all.
253
00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:59,377
What? You did that all the time.
254
00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:01,259
Yeah, you didn't even try
to hide it. You'd be all...
255
00:09:01,284 --> 00:09:03,316
[MIMICS JAYLA]:
"Enjoy your birthday party, Kaitlin.
256
00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:05,794
Harold is taking me to Ruth's
Chris steak restaurant."
257
00:09:05,819 --> 00:09:06,914
I'm-a stop you right there.
258
00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:09,330
- That's offensive as hell, Kaitlin.
- [NORMAL VOICE]: Why?
259
00:09:09,355 --> 00:09:10,918
- I told you, you can't do me!
- That's how you sound, Jayla.
260
00:09:10,943 --> 00:09:12,308
- That's exactly how you sound.
- You can do her,
261
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,590
- but you can't do me.
- You're just mad 'cause it's accurate.
262
00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:16,149
- It's not good.
- My impression is...
263
00:09:16,174 --> 00:09:18,712
I got it! Got it. Let's go.
264
00:09:18,737 --> 00:09:20,606
- Oh.
- Shotgun. [GRUNTS]
265
00:09:20,631 --> 00:09:22,667
I got money, everybody listens
266
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,972
- Go. [SIGHS]
-
When I come around
267
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,071
Go, go, go.
268
00:09:27,096 --> 00:09:29,326
-
Shawty, we gon' bust it down
- [PHONE RINGING]
269
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,582
- KAITLIN: Wait, I forgot my bronzer.
- SHELBY: No!
270
00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,630
ERICA: Yo, I'm getting hungry.
271
00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:38,809
- Can you stop at the ghetto store?
- Good call.
272
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:41,443
No, not "good call."
We're already running late.
273
00:09:41,468 --> 00:09:43,414
Look, just 'cause you
took some crappy job
274
00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:45,847
that makes you dress like
a female Jared from Subway
275
00:09:45,872 --> 00:09:48,259
doesn't mean we have to pay
water park prices for snacks.
276
00:09:48,284 --> 00:09:51,150
Hey, my job is not crappy. Okay?
277
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:54,188
I get to do meaningful work
with very friendly people.
278
00:09:54,213 --> 00:09:55,448
And did I mention my chair?
279
00:09:55,473 --> 00:09:57,331
It's just a regular office chair.
280
00:09:57,356 --> 00:09:59,278
It's not a bucket.
So, no, we're not stopping.
281
00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:01,311
- KAITLIN: Stop sign.
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
282
00:10:02,381 --> 00:10:04,893
SHELBY: No. No.
283
00:10:04,918 --> 00:10:06,571
[SHELBY GROANING]
284
00:10:07,619 --> 00:10:09,488
I be playing with
the money like whoa
285
00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:11,409
Still got a lot more to go
286
00:10:11,434 --> 00:10:13,403
Made it back before I
walk through the door
287
00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,945
Oh, nah. I'm trying to keep it tight
288
00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:20,219
so when Harold sees me,
he'll be like, "Oh, my God."
289
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:23,644
"Who is that chocolate queen?
Oh, snap, it's Jayla.
290
00:10:23,677 --> 00:10:26,423
I now realize it was an
error to break up with you."
291
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:27,773
Not that I'd take him back.
292
00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:30,059
Not after he called y'all trash. Mm-mm.
293
00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:32,310
- So you don't want chips?
- No, thank you.
294
00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,946
Yo, yo, yo, turn up here.
295
00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,957
Josh Travis lives down this street.
Let's see if he's home.
296
00:10:35,982 --> 00:10:38,014
Are you insane? There's
no way in hell we're stopping.
297
00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:39,625
- Lady.
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
298
00:10:40,784 --> 00:10:43,256
- [GROANS]
- [LAUGHS]
299
00:10:43,281 --> 00:10:44,527
No, no!
300
00:10:44,552 --> 00:10:47,737
[WHIMPERING]: No, no, no... No.
301
00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:54,808
Okay, so Josh Travis's mom
says he's not home,
302
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,438
but it's cool 'cause
his car's in the garage.
303
00:10:56,463 --> 00:10:58,354
So we just need you to go
distract her so we can, uh,
304
00:10:58,379 --> 00:11:00,118
- go in there and get the acid.
- ERICA: We'd distract her,
305
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,922
- but I don't think she trusts us.
- Yeah, 'cause Erica asked
306
00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,318
if we could take acid out her son's car.
307
00:11:05,343 --> 00:11:06,492
- Wow.
- JAYLA: I know.
308
00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:08,922
Erica screwed up.
So, you ready to hop on this?
309
00:11:08,947 --> 00:11:10,986
No, I'm not ready to "hop on this."
310
00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:13,369
You guys suck. Okay? I'm leaving.
311
00:11:13,394 --> 00:11:15,121
Find your own ride to the water park.
312
00:11:15,146 --> 00:11:17,282
[ENGINE STARTS]
313
00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:21,486
- Gator.
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
314
00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:23,612
- Shotgun.
- [SHELBY GROANS]
315
00:11:26,238 --> 00:11:27,247
Ooh, live blunt.
316
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:28,725
Don't worry, our upholstery's fine.
317
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,922
What? [EXHALES]
318
00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:41,198
Why don't we just drop you
off at your embarrassing job
319
00:11:41,223 --> 00:11:42,796
and we can drive ourselves
to the water park?
320
00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:44,579
Because I'm driving to my great job,
321
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:45,851
and you can find your own ride.
322
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,052
I am done putting everyone else first.
323
00:11:48,077 --> 00:11:50,321
Shelby, ain't that your stepdad?
324
00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:51,768
SHELBY: What? No.
325
00:11:52,994 --> 00:11:55,088
- Ugh.
- ERICA: He looks super hammered.
326
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:57,089
- [GROANS]
- [ERICA CHUCKLES]
327
00:11:57,122 --> 00:11:58,258
Get in the car, Chuck.
328
00:11:58,568 --> 00:11:59,568
JAYLA: Hey, Chuck.
329
00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:02,635
You serious right now?
What are you doing?
330
00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:04,947
Thank you for bringing him back.
331
00:12:04,972 --> 00:12:07,441
I was trying to sober him
up for a job interview.
332
00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:09,530
I took his keys, I hid all his shoes
333
00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:11,478
so he wouldn't walk to the liquor store,
334
00:12:11,503 --> 00:12:15,567
but the selfish piece of
crap stole my kitten heels.
335
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:17,676
Okay, well, good luck with that, Mom.
I gotta go to my new job.
336
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:20,152
Baby, I didn't know you had a new job.
337
00:12:20,177 --> 00:12:23,611
Oh. [GROANS] My back,
it just won't quit today.
338
00:12:23,636 --> 00:12:25,499
[GROANS] You know, I would refill
339
00:12:25,524 --> 00:12:28,598
my morphine patch,
but my worthless husband
340
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,786
drank all my money.
341
00:12:30,811 --> 00:12:33,186
Oh, and you know what? Here's an idea.
342
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,125
How about you loan me some
money from your new job,
343
00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,625
and I could refill my patch,
344
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,231
and then your mama can
get some sleep tonight.
345
00:12:40,256 --> 00:12:42,536
Oh. Thanks, baby. I appreciate that.
346
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,664
Okay, well, I just started,
so I haven't been paid yet.
347
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,063
- Sorry about your back.
- ERICA: W-W-Wait. Wait.
348
00:12:47,088 --> 00:12:49,861
What if we stole a whole sheet
of acid from Josh Travis?
349
00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:52,199
- Then we could sell it and make money.
- Yes. Yes.
350
00:12:52,224 --> 00:12:54,564
And then-then-then Shelby
could quit her lame job,
351
00:12:54,589 --> 00:12:55,647
Randi could get her morphine patch,
352
00:12:55,672 --> 00:12:57,250
but most importantly,
we could all go get high
353
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,984
- at the water park.
- Yes.
354
00:12:59,017 --> 00:13:00,500
Uh...
355
00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:03,166
I'm really not into that
kind of life anymore.
356
00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:06,226
What if I told you that
Josh Travis stole the acid
357
00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:08,633
from Lonnie and them,
so it's not even his acid?
358
00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:10,328
Plus, we're only
talking about one sheet,
359
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,359
- so he won't even notice.
- One sheet.
360
00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:14,266
That's barely a felony. [LAUGHS] I'm in.
361
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,863
Yes! Let's do this.
362
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:17,515
No, no! No!
363
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,390
We're not doing this, okay?
364
00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:21,503
I have to go to work. I have to.
365
00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:23,020
Oh, work? [CHUCKLES]
366
00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:24,641
I wish I could work.
367
00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:26,016
But after being pregnant with you,
368
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,596
my back ain't been the same.
369
00:13:27,621 --> 00:13:31,825
Mom, I have apologized so many
times for hurting your back.
370
00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:34,256
Also, you're clearly
dressed for work right now.
371
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,029
[STAMMERING] Oh, this?
This? No, this is, uh,
372
00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:39,277
uh, the new summer
line from Fashion Nova.
373
00:13:40,461 --> 00:13:43,153
Come on, Shelby.
I know you hate that job.
374
00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:44,982
Just admit it,
and if we steal this acid,
375
00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:46,642
you never have to go back there again.
376
00:13:47,198 --> 00:13:49,859
[SIGHS] Okay.
377
00:13:49,893 --> 00:13:51,655
I mean, yes, it's not, like,
378
00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:54,324
as awesome as I said it was.
379
00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:55,992
My chair was a bucket.
380
00:13:56,017 --> 00:13:57,440
- [ALL GROANING]
- [PHONE RINGING]
381
00:13:57,465 --> 00:13:58,743
[SIGHS]
382
00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:05,989
Screw it. Let's steal some acid.
383
00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:07,258
[CHEERS AND LAUGHTER]
384
00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:08,806
Wait, what are we doing?
385
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,121
Hey, actually, I do have to go to work.
386
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,812
So, uh, just leave my cut
of the money under the door.
387
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Hi, there.
388
00:14:22,025 --> 00:14:23,359
Can I please have a moment of your time?
389
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,407
Yeah, I know how this works.
390
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,797
You touched some kids,
and now you gotta go door-to-door
391
00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:30,003
introducing yourself
to the neighborhood.
392
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,912
We already got one just
like you next door.
393
00:14:35,011 --> 00:14:37,432
Oh. No, I'm not a ch...
I'm not a child molester.
394
00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:40,061
No, I work for Clearwater
Sales Solutions.
395
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:41,293
Ma'am, ma'am. Please, ma'am.
396
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:43,641
I-I can save you over $100 per year
397
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:46,011
if you'll just take me around back
to your gas meter right now.
398
00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:48,352
All right.
399
00:14:48,906 --> 00:14:50,531
You, stay.
400
00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:52,878
Oh, we got to cut through
these bushes here.
401
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,855
- I'll take the back way.
- Okay, great.
402
00:14:59,694 --> 00:15:02,364
Ooh, this is kind of exciting.
403
00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:04,860
We burglars. Yeah.
404
00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:07,201
Oh, no, not doing that.
405
00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:08,583
That bitch got a Confederate flag.
406
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,585
I ain't breaking into no
racist white lady garage
407
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,889
so I can die. Uh-uh.
408
00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:15,415
I got an idea. Y'all go in.
I'm-a keep watch.
409
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,513
Okay.
410
00:15:18,946 --> 00:15:20,446
Ugh. It's locked.
411
00:15:21,309 --> 00:15:23,545
Dude, there's a baby here.
412
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:29,328
Interesting. Interesting.
413
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,520
I hope you don't have a heart condition,
414
00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:34,116
'cause I'm about to tell you
some shockingly good news.
415
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,557
I do have a heart condition.
416
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,511
Yeah, it's not that good.
417
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,323
It's just that your
house has high gas usage,
418
00:15:40,348 --> 00:15:42,849
which means you qualify
for more savings.
419
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:45,376
- All right, sign me up.
- Oh, no.
420
00:15:45,401 --> 00:15:48,101
Ma'am? Um... ma'am,
you can't go back inside.
421
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:50,952
In order to get the savings,
422
00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:53,398
you have to take a survey.
423
00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:55,490
And question one
424
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,469
of that survey...
425
00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:01,361
What does gas mean to you?
426
00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:03,815
[SPUTTERING]
427
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,724
[PHONE VIBRATING]
428
00:16:09,038 --> 00:16:10,038
Yes?
429
00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:12,406
Mm-hmm.
430
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,868
[LAUGHS]
431
00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:18,116
Oh! I miss you, too, boo.
432
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,365
Yeah, actually, I was spending
all day talking about you.
433
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,679
Oh, them girls?
434
00:16:23,704 --> 00:16:25,140
I don't hang out with them no more.
435
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,958
Yeah, you was right. They trash.
436
00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:29,601
And then they killed his
puppy right in front of him.
437
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:30,655
Bang! Bang!
438
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,735
So you know what he did?
439
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,618
He killed 77 people.
440
00:16:34,017 --> 00:16:35,787
It was a goddamn bloodbath.
441
00:16:35,812 --> 00:16:38,854
And that man's name was John Wick.
442
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,500
Got it.
443
00:16:40,525 --> 00:16:42,244
All right. See you later, buddy.
444
00:16:44,081 --> 00:16:45,916
No, no, no, no, no, bud.
You can't come with us.
445
00:16:45,941 --> 00:16:47,975
Jayla, is it safe to come out?
446
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:49,586
Jayla?!
447
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:52,295
She's gone? Are you freaking kidding me?
448
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400
Move.
449
00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:58,890
You see anything out there, buddy?
450
00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:01,099
[SIGHS]
451
00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:03,871
This baby sucks. Let's just go.
452
00:17:08,145 --> 00:17:09,195
What the heck?
453
00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:14,427
KAITLIN: Erica, are you
kidding me?! You suck!
454
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:16,217
[ERICA GRUNTS]
455
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:18,154
Gotta move, you gotta move,
you gotta move
456
00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:19,979
You gotta move, you gotta move,
you gotta move
457
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:22,963
-
You gotta move, you gotta move!
- Okay, uh, question 22.
458
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,561
What do you like most about gas?
459
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,658
[YAWNING]: I don't know.
460
00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:29,326
How many more questions are there?
461
00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,074
That's actually it.
462
00:17:31,099 --> 00:17:34,035
Y-You're all done, so congratulations!
463
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:36,500
Wait a minute. What about my savings?!
464
00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,930
-
Gang Gang
-
Everybody know
465
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,107
-
Gang Gang...
- [LAUGHS]
466
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:41,647
That's my ride, jackass!
467
00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:44,375
- [GRUNTS]
- [TIRES SQUEALING]
468
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,436
[GRUNTING]
469
00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:51,277
Bad... ass!
470
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,511
[LAUGHS]
471
00:17:52,544 --> 00:17:54,535
Should we call the hospital
to come get him or something?
472
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,133
Man, you really know how to ruin
a super cool moment, don't you?
473
00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:58,952
Eh, he was a child molester anyway.
474
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,097
Oh, hey, Jayla.
475
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,432
Thanks for keeping watch!
476
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,864
- I got the drugs, y'all!
- KAITLIN: Hell yeah!
477
00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:06,492
We freaking rule!
478
00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:07,558
JAYLA: Good news!
479
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,814
Me and Harold are getting back together.
480
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,950
You mean Harold, the guy
that thinks we're all trash?
481
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,946
He never said that. Did I say that?
482
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,276
I would never say that.
483
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:17,807
What are we waiting for?
We got the acid.
484
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:20,180
- Let's hit up that lazy river!
- Yeah!
485
00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,001
All right, all right, all right.
Hold on, hold on.
486
00:18:22,026 --> 00:18:23,256
There's something I got to do first.
487
00:18:23,281 --> 00:18:24,757
- Oh, God.
- Oh, yeah, right.
488
00:18:24,782 --> 00:18:26,568
I got to take off this dumbass uniform!
489
00:18:26,593 --> 00:18:27,895
Yeah!
490
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,453
- [CHEERING, WHOOPING]
- Sucker!
491
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:37,589
492
00:18:37,614 --> 00:18:40,483
I'm finna turn it up
till the head hurt
493
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:43,087
Tip a stack, watch me
double up my net worth
494
00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:45,828
I'm finna turn it up
till the head hurt
495
00:18:45,853 --> 00:18:48,578
Tip a stack, watch me
double up my net worth
496
00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:50,103
I'm finna drip, drip
497
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,391
Drip, drip on 'em, drip
498
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:52,860
I'm finna drip, drip
499
00:18:52,885 --> 00:18:54,210
Drip, drip on 'em, drip
500
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:55,617
I'm finna drip, drip
501
00:18:55,642 --> 00:18:57,395
-
Drip, drip...
- Wait, wait, wait.
502
00:18:57,977 --> 00:18:59,564
Why are we still sober?
503
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,556
Erica, hand over that acid
before I blow my brains out.
504
00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:03,608
- [WHOOPS]
- All right, y'all, but remember,
505
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,653
please, one hit a piece.
We got to sell the rest.
506
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,393
- Thanks for the reminder, Mom.
- Oh. What the hell?
507
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:09,819
It's gone.
508
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,919
KAITLIN, SHELBY, JAYLA: What?!
509
00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:13,898
- Oh.
- Did you just absorb
510
00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,924
the whole sheet of acid?!
511
00:19:15,949 --> 00:19:17,926
- God!
- Whoa.
512
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:20,777
That's why I'm feeling Lil
Pump so hard right now.
513
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,836
I-I can hear every lyric so clearly.
514
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:24,964
There ain't no music playing.
515
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,394
Girl, we in a parking lot.
516
00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:29,900
Whoa. I'm trippin' hard, y'all.
517
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:31,860
Unreal.
518
00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:34,054
I just ditched my job for no reason.
519
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,334
I can't believe I let you guys
talk me into this dumbass plan.
520
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,948
Wait. "You guys"? We did this for you.
521
00:19:39,973 --> 00:19:42,037
That money was supposed
to go to your stupid GED
522
00:19:42,062 --> 00:19:43,167
and your mom's back meds.
523
00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:46,185
Oh, right, and it had nothing to
do with you getting my car back?
524
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,657
You guys always need something from me.
525
00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:49,922
Everybody does.
526
00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:50,953
My mom never has money
527
00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:52,304
'cause of her drunk husband.
528
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,831
I am so sick of everyone
taking advantage of me.
529
00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:59,261
You know, it's not just the
music that I'm hearing clearly.
530
00:19:59,286 --> 00:20:00,922
Shelby, you're sounding a hell of lot
531
00:20:00,947 --> 00:20:02,597
- like your mom right now.
- [KAITLIN SCOFFS]
532
00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:04,967
What? Shut up. You're high.
533
00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:06,571
I mean, listen to you.
534
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,589
Blaming everybody else
for your problems?
535
00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:10,481
You had a choice today. You could have
536
00:20:10,506 --> 00:20:13,222
gone to work and told everybody
to screw off, but you didn't.
537
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:14,589
And you're the victim?
538
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,425
And, Kaitlin, you're so worried
539
00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:19,832
about losing Shelby's car,
but what I'm realizing is
540
00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:22,439
you are actually worried
about losing Shelby.
541
00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:23,860
And, Jay,
542
00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:26,520
you look soft. Really so soft.
543
00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:27,545
That's true.
544
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:30,813
Wow, you are really high right now,
545
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,227
'cause nothing you're
saying is making any sense.
546
00:20:33,252 --> 00:20:34,355
I mean, maybe that part
547
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,197
about Shelby being exactly like her mom,
548
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:37,231
but definitely nothing else.
549
00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:38,889
What? No.
550
00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:40,662
I'm... I'm nothing like my mom.
551
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,467
You're probably right. I-I'm...
552
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,283
I'm really messed up. Whoa.
553
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,851
- Whoa. Hold on.
- Girl.
554
00:20:46,252 --> 00:20:48,025
ERICA: That was a really good fall.
555
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,141
Hey, dude, listen, um,
just 'cause I'm trying
556
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,067
to get my life together does not
mean you're ever gonna lose me.
557
00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:56,093
What? [SCOFFS]
I don't give a shit about that.
558
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:59,415
It's okay. You don't have
to be so cool all the time.
559
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,653
God, shut up!
560
00:21:01,204 --> 00:21:02,204
Hey!
561
00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:04,340
Got the cash, throw it up
562
00:21:04,365 --> 00:21:05,618
-
Throw it up
-
Put that thing
563
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:07,762
-
In reverse, back it up
-
Back it up...
564
00:21:08,206 --> 00:21:09,884
Hey! What are y'all doing?!
565
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:11,654
- Oh, crap. Run!
- Go, run!
566
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:13,218
- Run!
- Go, go, go, go, go! Come on!
567
00:21:13,268 --> 00:21:17,818
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