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[Music]

HUE: The outcome was never in our favor, Gary.

Gary: Cut it to me straight, HUE.

What are my chances of getting out of this mess?

In your current state,

you will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes.

You are also leaking O2, Gary.

Huh, look at that. They went with green for a red alert.

I mean, I would have went with red, a periwinkle.

Heck, I mean, even egg nog.

I don't even know if that's a color,

but, oh, good Lord, now I just want egg nog.

The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes.

You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.

I'm afraid, Gary,

there is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.

These tickets suck ... right in the nosebleeds.

[Title music]

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1x01 - Episode One

[Music]

[Lights powering on]

[Beeping]

Aah!

HUE: Good morning, Gary. Day 1,818.

How about freakin' no?

[Grunts]

That was a bit harder than normal, HUE!

[Music]

[Electricity crackling]

Hello, dear friend.

It's been a while.

[Footsteps] Hey! Yes!

What's up, Hank?

[Electricity crackles]

Hmm, yeah.

Beth is looking good today. Look at that.

Staring at me with those hot eyes.

You, me... later.

Cards, Hank? You want to play?

I need somebody to play with.

So it's gonna be you. Aah!

I'm starting to run out of decks, Hank.

[Laughing] Hey, Gary! Hello!

Ooh, cookie, yummy!

Ha!

- HUE? - Yes, Gary?

Can I have a cookie?

Mm, no, Gary.

Why not? You opened it for KVN.

That sack of wet turds can't even eat cookies!

He just smashes it into his processor slot.

I hate KVN... so painfully. He's the blight of my life.

If you take a cookie,

I will be forced to add one full day to your sentence.

[Laughs]

[Both laughing]

You think a full day scares the captain?

Gary, I've explained this to you every day for the past five years.

You are not the captain. You are a prisoner aboard this ship.

Sounds vaguely familiar. Now, open this cabinet.

Oh, they're just so-o-o-o good!

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

[Grunts] Aaaah!

One day has been added to your sentence.

Oh! I touched one! The captain's touched one!

Captain's log 80085.

Hey, Quinn! Guess who!

It's me, Gary, again. Quinn, I've thought on it,

and I've decided that since this is a big day,

the day of our anniversary, as you know,

it's time to get real.

Quinn, this ... this is the real raw Gary.

It's been eating me up inside keeping the real raw Gary from you.

For five years, real raw Gary hasn't been able

to get you out of his mind fortress.

When I met you that day, I knew you were it.

Give us what's ours, Gary! [Music]

Technically, it's mine!

- Dr. Bluesteen and Derek! - Lose some weight!

Come on, Derek, keep up!

They gave me a seltzer?

Why would they give me a seltzer... unless I ordered it.

Did I order it? Yes, I did!

I'm gonna break your knees, Gary! [Sighs]

[Heavenly music plays]

Sweet heavenly fire.

Who is the muy bueno super spicy lady?

Captain Quinn Aragon. But don't bother.

If you're not Infinity Guard, she's not interested.

Actually, I'm pretty freaking high up in the command chain.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

Seriously?

Seriously, I can't get any closer to your face, dude.

- Then where's your uniform, bud? - I have one, guy.

- No, you don't, pal. - Yes, I do, chum!

It's... in the bathroom. Crap!

[Whistling] [High pitched] Shwa!

Looking good, Gary!

You're just gonna leave him in there,

you chuck ... you chuck-face!

Oh, sweet aspirin.

Three dratnoids, exact change! Tight!

[Clinks, beeps]

Swallow!

You're a good guy, Gary.

Now to be smooth as ... Uh! Uh! [Thud]

[Forced chuckle]

First time I got a girl's number before I even said "Hey."

You see, I like that. I like a girl with a lot of phones.

Actually, this is the solution to an internal inconsistency

in Planck's constant that's never been solved

because until now, no one realized it was a problem.

And speaking of problems, maybe you should leave

before you become one ... as in now.

Or I could buy you a drink.

- Really? - Let's get wild.

How about you buy me a drink?

[Chuckles] Wow. I mean, no. But wow.

[Alarm blares] All Infinity Guards, report back to base immediately.

- Let's go! - Back to your place?

You're moving at cheetah speeds. I like it.

- You have an F71 Hawk to fly, pilot. - Oh, my crap.

- Move this Hawk, pilot! - You can do this, Gary.

Become a much smarter person now.

[Lasers firing]

Oh, my double crap!

[Distant explosion]

You're not a pilot, are you?

- Yes, I am... - Punch!

[Bang! Clink!]

Gary: Lesson learned.

If you ever want to piss off a whole government,

just take out 92 star cruisers

and a small family-owned Mexican restaurant.

Sorry, Guadalupe.

Hyuh!

[Slap] Wah! [Laughing]

Hey, Gary. My name is KVN.

I'm your deep space insanity avoidance companion.

- Nice to meet you. - I already hate you.

The good news is that I only have a week left

to my sentence aboard this pathetic rat's nest.

And send! She's gonna respond this time, HUE.

HUE: There is a high probability she will not.

But there's still a low probability she will. I'll take it!

[Laughs] Nailed it!

HUE: There are still four arrays that need to be repaired.

- Get off my cheeks, HUE. - Get off my cheeks, Gary.

Gary: 1891-C is back online. [Music]

HUE... by any chance, is it still Thursday?

It's been Thursday for the last 72 hours.

Sweet. Then it's still on.

My name is Eduardo Montoya Talakinto Ta Lacara Poligia.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

HUE: Gary, your break is over.

But the guy who killed Eduardo Talakinto Tala Pacia's father

hasn't prepared to die yet!

Dang, there's a ... there's a pixel on the loose.

- Whoo! - Oh!

It's an alien on my face!

It's an alien on my ... it's a face alien!

[Screams] [Gasps]

Oh. You're not a face-eater, you're a face-hugger.

- Chocli. - I need a face-hugger in my life.

Whoa!

You remind me of a friend I used to have a long time ago.

[Music]

How do you like the name... Mooncake?

- Whoa! - [Chuckles] Mooncake it is.

I'm pumped ... super-excited.

You don't by chance speak real words, do you?

- Chocli-pop. - Ha! Works for me.

[Music]

[Grunts]

Welcome.

[Laughs evilly]

[Laughing]

You're so tiny, man! What ... oh!

Wait until the guys hear about this.

Sit.

[Creaking] [Whimpering]

[Yells] Where is it?! [Music]

- What?! - E-351.

I ... I don't know.

I would never lie to you, Lord Commander.

[Laughs]

You know, it's just ... I'm sorry, you're just so small!

It's ... it's... Wah!

Where did you find it?

I didn't. It found me.

The less HUE ...

who, between us, is a bit of a dick like "Whaat?"

knows about you, the better.

Okay, let's get you in here.

- You ready? - Chocli! [Squeeks]

- Chocli, chocli! - Please close.

Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working.

- Wow. - I hide there sometimes.

I'm like a mattress ghost.

- Don't tell anyone. - Ooh.

Oh, perfect! Per... no, it's not perfect.

That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?!

Okay, how about this?

Sometimes I hide ... I like to hide from myself

by putting underwear on the circumference of my head.

How about that? How's it fit?

- Chocli. - Perfect.

[Groaning] [Music]

Please... just... kill... me!

[Chuckles] Wouldn't think of it. That would be rude.

Eat.

[Growls]

[Crunching]

HUE, what is going on?

Why has the ship turned into a silent dance rave?

HUE: Four unknown vessels are descending upon our location.

The markings lead me to believe

they are Ventrexian bounty hunters.

Twist my nipples rough, we're talking complex life-forms.

Yes! HUE, you must find out if they play cards.

I need this! I need this, HUE!

I ... I really need somebody to play with.

[Clank, whirring] [Music]

Activating security protocol.

HUE, what the crap?!

For your own safety, you must remain in the commissary.

For my own safety?

We get our first visitors in five years, and I can't mingle with them?!

HUE, open this door right now! I need to mingle!

I'm afraid I cannot.

You better afraid me up an open door!

- Ooh, let KVN help! - God almighty, KVN!

You can't just phantom up on me like that!

Don't worry about me, I am helping.

[Chuckles] KVN, you did something right!

Ohh!

KVN, you processed horrendous mess of wires!

Lord Commander: Your vessel has been subjected

to a search for specimen E-351.

Come forward... or die.

Oh, crap.

[Lasers firing] [Music]

My arm, man! Aaahh!

You fool!

Who the freak is this guy?

I believe they want the alien you're hiding in your backpack.

What? I don't know what you're referring to.

This is what I was meant to do! I have never felt so alive!

Oh! You mean my underpants caddy.

Yes. We should comply with their wishes, Gary. [Whimpers]

I don't know. I... kind of was starting to like this little guy.

He gives great hugs.

Gary, we are not equipped to face this threat.

- Good job, Avocato. - This is not our fight.

HUE, we make it our fight. You're Infinity Guard.

Your whole motto is to protect life.

Is that life, Gary?

Well, if it isn't, then I'm a raging sack of walnuts!

HUE, lightfold the ship! [Muffled explosion]

This will lengthen your sentence.

I get it. Lightfold the ship, HUE!

Gary.

Do it!

[Warbling] [Music]

They're lightfolding!

[All yelling]

[Alarm blaring]

[Music]

[Alarm blares]

Proximity alert. Proximity alert.

Is that what I think it is?

HUE, that's no good. Get us out of here!

Lightfold again, lightfold, lightfold!

We are immobilized until the lightfold engines cool.

The asteroids will reach the ship in 29 seconds.

Secure your helmet immediately.

My helmet's in the airlock.

Run. 15 seconds until impact.

At your current pace, you will not make it.

Oh, Gary will make it.

Hey, Gary, sorry, got a minute?

Yeah, I've been thinking about... [Groans]

Hyah!

Gary, two seconds. [Panting]

You're gonna live! You're gonna live!

[Beeping] [Music]

Sweet Grandor's glove! Definitely gonna die this time!

HUE: Gary, you may have a problem.

I seriously question your usage of "may have."

I think we have reached have. I am very deep in have!

Due to the moon's gravity,

the asteroid field will swing back to the Galaxy 1

and then at you in approximately 39 seconds.

That's no good, HUE. Formulate me up some solutions.

Calculating. Mm-hmm.

Mmm. Mnh-mnh.

Ahh. Gary, I do have a solution

with a 33% chance of success.

Okay, and that would be?

Perform an emergency air blow-out of your O2 tanks.

If you can enter the moon's orbit,

you might be able to sling-hook around it back to the Galaxy 1.

All right. All right, let's do this.

Gary, you should know, this calculation will only work with you.

You will have to leave the life-form behind.

Mooncake?

Or there is zero probability

you will make it back to the Galaxy 1 alive.

I get it. I'll scream at you. Mooncake is coming with.

You will never make it, Gary.

Your only chance is to perform this maneuver alone.

HUE, your lack of confidence is positively depressing!

- Blowing the air tank in three... - Gary, please.

- Two... - You will fail.

You're right. I will fail... upwards.

[Music]

Entering into moon's orbit.

Oh, no! It's not working.

At your current rate of velocity,

you will not make it back to the Galaxy 1.

[Mellow music]

You have failed, Gary.

[Music continues]

The asteroids will make impact in five seconds.

Four...

Three...

[Beeping, steady beep]

Two...

One.

[Blast] [Music]

[Chitters]

It worked!

[Laughing]

HUE! And you said I could die! Ha!

You were dead ... for five minutes. [Laughs]

Are you for serious?

I believe the life-form saved your life.

- Mooncake? - Chocli, chocli.

- Thank you for saving my life. - Wow.

I am detecting one unknown life-form still aboard.

- He is armed. - What deck?

4A. Sames are already on route.

[Music]

[Gun cocks] Hand over E-351. [Yowls]

Listen, buddy, I only have one thing to say to you.

Do you... play... cards?

I'm gonna take that as a yes!

- Freeze! - Oh, good Lord! Oh, my gosh.

Just don't walk up on somebody like that, Hank!

I'm gonna crap my pants. I thought you were a baby ghost

or a ghost baby or something in between the ghost baby spectrum.

Freeze! [Screams]

Gary: Freakin' crap, Hank!

Isn't this great? I mean, just us guys

sitting here, chillin', playin' cards.

[Mumbling]

You really know how to sling the zingers, cat guy.

- The name's Avocato. - No. The name is loser!

Eat it! Four of a kind! [Chuckles]

You're oblivious to this thing, aren't you?

- What? - That.

- This? - Yes! That.

- Mooncake? - What's a Mooncake?

- This! - That?

- Yes, that. - Please tell me you didn't name E-351.

- What's an E-3559? - That.

- This? - Yes, freakin' that!

I suppose I did.

You don't know what that is, do you?

That is a planet-killer. [Laughs]

Are you hearing this?

Freakin' guy thinks Mooncake is a planet-killer!

What a freakin' ... oh, man! [Laughing]

- Shut your face hole, KVN! Crap. - So you think this is funny?

- I'm serious. - Are you?

Yes. The Lord Commander is searching the galaxy for it.

You can't hide. Wherever you go, he'll find you.

Why should I believe you, Mr. Whiskers?

[Yowls] Call me that again, and I'll kill you.

Mm-hmm. I've insulted you. You see, the truth is,

I've never socialized with a cat man before.

My neighbor had a cat. Loved to lick himself.

You're not gonna do that, right?

Otherwise, we're gonna have problems, friend.

I'm not a cat, I'm a Ventrexian.

[Chuckles] Got it. See, I'm a Presbyterian myself.

But I love all people.

- Just how I was raised. - We're in danger.

Listen, all of us are in danger!

Mooncake, look into Gary's gelatinous marbles.

As long as I draw breath and you provide me [Music]

with copious amounts of adventure,

I will be there for you. We're a team now.

And I'll let you be my sidekick and such

with a super side order of what-not.

HUE: Well said.

[Dings]

A cookie ... for me?!

Yes, Gary. Take one.

You displayed a quality I hadn't seen in you previously ...

courage. Exemplary. You earned it.

And because I am the captain!

Cookie withdrawn. [Screams]

[Grunts]

The penitent man shall pass.

Ohh! I got one!

Sweet Grandor's glove, I got a mother-loving cookie!

Gary: This is a cookie, Quinn.

HUE said I earned it because I did things, Quinn.

Dangerous things.

Cookie-earning things.

Now to eat the fruits of my greatness.

- Mine! [Chuckling] - What? No!

[Gasps] KVN! Oh, KVN!

Gary? Gary? Gary?!

Gary? Gary. Gary!

- Gary, are you sleeping? - Wah-pa!

Oh, okay. We... we're good. Don't mind me.

I'm ... I'm just floating this way.

This is the way I like to go.

Bye! This was my plan. That's my path.

[Laughs]

[Music]

Lord Commander: All the pieces are in place.

Let's play a little.

Announcer: The 2-part series' premiere of Final Space continues right now...

[Music]

HUE: Gary, you have eight minutes of oxygen left.

H.U.E., if you had eight minutes to live

and you could do anything you wanted, what would you do?

Facticulating. Ahh.

I would transfer my A.I. into a corporeal being

and go see Paris. [Laughs]

Oh, that's lame! I mean, wow. Super... cool.

What would you do, Gary?

Absolutely anything. And I mean anything with Quinn.

I mean, we could watch "Space Drive" for all I care.

I'm sorry things turned out this way. [Sighs]

Crap happens.

[Title music]

1x02 - Chapter Two

[Music]

KVN: # Holes, holes, holes, holes, cover up these holes #

♪ Plug these holes ♪

♪ Holes, holes, holes, holes ♪

♪ Nothing but holes, nothing but holes ♪

♪ Nothing but holes, but holes, but holes ♪

♪ Holes, holes, holes, holes, cover up these holes ♪

♪ Plug these holes, holes, holes ♪

♪ Nothing but holes ♪

♪ Holes, holes, holes ♪

♪ But holes ♪

♪ Plug these ... plug ♪

♪ Plug these holes, holes ♪

♪ Holes, holes, holes, holes ♪ [Whirring]

Quinn, it's me, Gary. Things have been great on my end.

I made what I believe to be a potential new friend.

Yes, he boarded the ship to kill me

and take my little green ball friend,

but Avocato is one great card player.

Any more cards and I will shoot myself.

I'm gonna shoot you if you don't play cards.

- I'll let you shoot me. - Um, oh ... real...

- Well, then I'm gonna shoot myself! - W-What? Why?

Frickin' figure it out. Figure it out.

And our newest member is this little guy!

- His name's Mooncake. - Ooh!

Everyone loves him.

That little green snot-ball is a planet-destroying super-weapon

that's gonna get us killed.

You, sir, just stepped over the line. [Slap] [Yowls]

Mooncake has feelings.

And you just peed all over them with your cat whiz.

Gary: Yep. Things have been going pretty great.

Get back to me. No rush.

It's just I haven't talked to a human lady person

in, like, five years. [Laughs]

Well, yours forever. Thunder bandit!

Message sent. I crushed it... again!

[Breathes deeply]

[Device beeps]

Quinn.

Hey, Quinn, it's Tribor.

An Infinity Guard ship has crashed.

How did it crash, we don't know. We need you on the scene.

On my way.

Ha. Oh, mama. Oh, boy. Oh!

HUE: Unauthorized scan detected.

[Alarm blaring]

What's ya doing, Gary? [Grunts]

Gotcha. Lord Commander ... agh!

Hmm. Set course for Tera Con Prime.

[Warbling] [Music]

[Clank] [Grunting]

[Electricity crackling]

What the heck is this thing?

- A Ventrexian stealth probe ... Turk. - Of course, "Turk."

Who the hell is Turk?

A bounty hunter ... like me. If he scanned Mooncake,

he'll be on his way back to the Lord Commander

- to gather reinforcements. - Mm-hmm.

- Unless we stop him first. - Mm-hmm.

It we don't, they will capture Mooncake.

- Unh-nh. - And take us to the Dark Zone.

Unh-nh. And torture us with zargon slugs.

- Unh-nh. - Or we're gonna suffer pain

- and anguish for eternity. - Oh.

And the only way to stop them is with salt.

- Oh. - And there's no salt

- in the Dark Zone. - Hmm.

Sounds like I got these buttery buns into a hot vise.

- How do I stop them? - You don't.

But together, we've got a shot.

Get me out of these cuffs, and we'll go after him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy!

You tried to kill me!

If you want me to trust you, first we clasp.

- I'm not doing that. - Oh, yes, you will. You will do that.

We've enjoyed recreational cards together.

This is the next step. A hand-to-hand bond that forges

the completion of a newfound trust.

We don't have to get balls to the wind naked, do we?

Tradition demands yes. But you're lucky.

I'm more of a progressive.

Trust mode engaged.

It's been five years since I've been off this ship!

I am pumped for adventure! Let's get this guy!

H.U.E., open the airlock.

HUE: You are a prisoner.

How will I know you won't run?

- I got nowhere to g... - Inject.

Ow! What the freak was that?!

If you are not back aboard this ship in five hours,

your brain will go into convulsive spasms and then explode.

- Let's go! - Shouldn't we take Mooncake?

It's too dangerous. Make haste, make haste!

I'll miss you, bud. Be good.

And don't whiz on any of my stuff.

[Music]

[Music]

Oh, oh! Street meat!

They got street meat, Avocato!

- Focus. - Okay, I'm focused.

Gary: All right, we're getting Turk.

For the galaxy, for eternity, for Lord Commander.

You're lucky that we even made it here.

They don't take kindly to Homo Sapiens.

Now let's go to Tier 24 and get you identification papers.

- [Chuckles] I don't need papers. - Or they'll liquify you.

Did you just say liquify? Or was that a brain spasm?

I-Is it happening? Oh, my crap, it's happening.

Or we'll kill you.

Gary, stay close.

Right, don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.

- Gary! - Getting some street meat!

Identification papers!

Um, I must have left them in, um...

We got a runner.

- Maybe we should get some papers. - Mm-hmm.

KVN: Welcome to the hangar bay!

But I call it the tiger's nest. And I bet you're wondering why.

- Well, okay, I'll tell you. - Whoo!

Uh, excuse me, can I help you?

Uh, hello... [Thud] Run away! Run away!

[Music]

Ahh. Avocato, it's so good to see you.

What brings you to my little shop of doo-dads?

Cut the crap, Clarence!

Yeah, cut the crap, Clarence.

- We need papers. - That's right, papers.

Well, papers are not cheap.

- [Growls] Oh! - Neither is your life, and I saved that.

Yes, right, I suppose you did.

But this is the last time. Your papers are easy.

- But this primate... - Hey!

... is gonna be much more difficult.

- Get your finger out of my tummy. - Ooh! It speaks.

I guess you can train anything.

I'll touch you any time I wish, primate!

Hmph.

Yes, no, not that one. Hold on a second.

Down here at the bottom, possibly. Oh, yes, here we go.

- Skin of a dead Hooblat. - I have to get in this thing?

It's like a slippery pita pocket.

You want to be liquefied and have Mooncake

and the Galaxy 1 destroyed?

No, h... how the hell do you know that?

It's everywhere. It's all anyone's talking about.

Huh.

Both: Get in the skin!

For Mooncake.

Oh, my God, it's so warm!

Oh, it's ... and wet! Oh.

It actually kind of feels kind of nice,

like a pair of warm, wet house slippers.

It doesn't make any sense.

I know. It doesn't make any sense.

I wish there was sense. Where did all the sense go?

I don't get it. It's an Imperium T3.

- These things don't crash. - They don't crash, you're right.

It doesn't make any sense. Why would it crash?

Tribor, look me in the eye.

- Now shut up. - I should shut up.

- Why do I keep talking? - Are you reading this?

The gravitational constant is shifting.

- I am seeing it. I am! - A disturbance this strong

can literally tear the universe apart. [Music]

HUE: Intruder alert.

Initiating anti-gravity countermeasures.

[Thud] [Grunts]

Sames, initiate defense sequence.

[Lasers firing] [Music]

Anyway, I'm kind of in charge of security around here,

which brings me to a big ask. [Chuckles]

Could you go out there and get me a cookie?

- Chocli. - Score!

All right, I'll stay here and guard the fort.

How do I look? Be honest.

- I'd give you a 2. - Just a 2?

Get my hair done or something, you know.

- How about no? - No, seriously, I could get highlights.

- I could get ombre hair, you know? - I can't believe it.

Believe it, because this ombre hair is happening.

- No. Turk! - Oh, crap, it is Turk.

What are you looking at? What are you looking at?

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Hmm.

[Choking]

Thought you could rat us out, huh?

How the hell are you, you old bag?

Okay. That just hurts. [Grunts]

Avocato!

- No! - Give me one reason

I don't kill you right now for leaving me to die on that ship!

Because I know where your son is.

My son? Where? Where is he?

- Holding cell 43. - He's... he's here?

- Now let me go. - I'll let you go.

I'll let you go to Hell.

[Screaming]

[Screaming continues]

[Screaming stops]

[Screaming resumes]

I'm coming, Avocato.

Melanie Duinger, level 4.

Melanie Du... what ... what?!

Aah! Oh! [Grunts]

- Mommy! - Mommy!

- You're back! - I sure am!

- Oh, no! - Melanie!

Oh, they told us you were dead! [Smooches]

Oh! Everything with your sister was a mistake.

Oh, my crap.

[Music]

Sit tight.

I can't hear you.

I messed up. I messed up bad!

But I'm not gonna leave you here. I promise.

I'll do whatever it takes.

No, Dad! Dad, run! It's a trap!

Dad, watch out! [Warbling]

Dad, Dad, Dad, no!

Take him to the Lord Commander.

[Giggles] I love Mommy more!

No, I love Mommy more!

Okay, just, uh ... stop ...

keep ... stop tugging too hard, babies.

[All scream]

Melanie?! Oh, God! [All crying]

So you probably have a few questions.

Get out of here, you maniac!

[All crying]

Hyah!

Huh!

Avocato!

[Sighs] The clasp of friends.

Only two hours till my brain shoots out of my eyes.

I gotta move fast.

[Indistinct conversations]

Sir, there's an emergency.

We need to ground all Infinity Guard cruisers immediately.

What?! Not again, Quinn.

There's a cosmic disaster taking place.

- We need to find out what's causing ... - Quinn, shut up!

The Imperium T3 crashed because of human error.

Yeah? Tell that to science. You're an idiot.

- Back me up, Captain. - Time to leave, Quinn.

Okay. The Captain is also an idiot.

Lieutenant?

[Clicking]

You're all idiots! Idiots, idiots!

Are you idiots? Why would you all be idiots?

I think you're all very smart.

[Yelling]

Well, I gotta go.

HUE: Stop! Stop, or I will be forced to...

Manual override of A.I. [Distorted] H.U.E. disabled...

[Music]

Avocato. We had a deal.

You promised me E-351

and you failed... again.

Trust me, I can do this. I'm close.

Ooh! Ooh, hurray. When will it be mine?

Wait, are you hiding it on you? Is this a game?

- I love games. - I don't have it.

But I can get you the man who does.

His name is Gary.

I get you him, you give me back my son. [Groans]

No deal.

There you are! [Laughs] What a day I've had, man.

I-I think I destroyed a family.

Oh. [Laughs] So how about we get out of here?

You must be the Gary.

[Chuckles] Okay... Actually, it's just Gary.

- The Gary. - Just Gary.

You know, just ... just ... there's no...

Where's this "the" coming from?

Well, this has been great. But... Avocato, run!

I haven't introduced myself.

I am the Lord Commander.

Oh, is that you? That's fantastic.

But we really gotta ... Avocato!

You have something of mine, and I want it! [Music]

Come here, the Gary.

What is going on? Oh, God!

Okay, this is ... it's nice to be wanted.

But this is ... this is too much want.

Are you going to give me E-351,

or should I tear you limb from limb?

Avocato, a little help. Oh! Oh! [Music]

[Groaning]

Avocato, the clasp of friends!

Please, man! Avocato!

[Sighs]

[Groaning]

[Laughs]

Friend mode! Engaged!

Friend? He was just betraying you.

Untrue. We clasped hands. Right, bro?

I was desperate, man. I was trying to save my son.

[Screams] Oh, my God!

You idiot! That's my freakin' arm!

You just ripped the thing off! Aah!

Oh, my God! Oh, what the freak?!

I'm spraying all my blood! [Bracelet shot]

I am going to murder your face off!

- I will murder your face on? - That doesn't make any sense!

- Run! Come on! - Oh! [Music]

After them!

- Oh, there's so many stairs! - Quit talking, you idiot!

Why are there so many stairs?!

- Gary, I can't leave my son. - Oh, we're going, all right ...

and fast ... before my brain explodes!

[Gunfire]

We're not gonna make it back to the transporter.

Looks like we got a new ride.

Okay, not ideal, but still a ride. Oh, come on!

- I don't even know what that is. - Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi.

Crap it hard! [Music]

- We jump to the catwalk. - Are you insane?

No, I'm super insane. [Laughs]

[Both screaming]

[Thud] [Grunting]

Oh my God! [Still screaming]

[Music]

Attaboys. [Chuckles] I'll need that suit back.

- We're falling! Oh, my gosh! - What... ahhh!

[Thud] [Both grunt]

Oh, my God, David, kids! It's me, your mother!

[All scream] [Music]

No, my arm! I forgot my arm back up there!

This is no good! H.U.E., pick up, pick up!

- Are those what I think they are? - Viper turrets.

Okay, that's not good. That's not good!

- Quick, hug me. - Hug you?

- Hug a friend! - What?!

Hug me! Oh, we're hugging!

H.U.E.? H.U.E., come in!

Quinn. [Music] Quinn, where are you going?

To the first Hawk I can jack. Something big is happening,

and I'm not waiting while command sits around,

twiddling their wieners. Maybe I can't stop it,

but I'm going to find out what it is. Cover for me.

[Music] [Powering up]

Why would they be twiddling their wieners? Why?

Wait, I'm gonna need six cookies.

And another one. So seven ... eight cookies.

Wait, nine cookies!

[Sighs] I guess I better give him a hand.

KVN, you're going to have to save the Galaxy 1 someday.

Inside of you now is the answer.

Hey, Mooncake. My name is Nightfall.

Don't let Gary die because of you.

Gary: H.U.E.! Come in, H.U.E.!

HUE: Arrr... yes, Gary?

What the crap, H.U.E.?! I've been calling you.

We need you to scoop us up A.S.A.P.P.!

On my way, Gary.

[Warbling]

He-e-e-ey... Gary, your arm is gone.

Oh, my gosh. Is it? Really?

I know my arm is gone, you decaying pile of fecal matter!

Now get this thing out of my head, H.U.E.

HUE: Oh. It was never going to explode, Gary.

That's just my sense of humor.

You make one joke in five years, and that is the one you tell?!

Timing... is everything, Gary.

Hmm. Whoo.

[Clank!]

My arm! My arm!

Interesting. We can surgically implant an animatronic arm on you.

Gary, while you were gone, an intruder ...

Shut your face hole, KVN. Didn't you just hear the news?

I'm getting a robot arm.

But someone will need to perform the procedure, Gary.

Avocato: I'll do it.

[Music]

You?

Create temporary arterial shunt.

I thought we were gonna be like super friends, man.

I've had one mission for the past three years, Gary,

- and that is to find my son. - You should have told me.

We did the clasp of friends.

I would have straight-up helped you get your son back.

What? Why? You barely know me.

Yo, we played nine hours of cards together.

That might not mean something to you, but it did to me.

Expose bone for plating.

Friends help each other through thick

and thin and thinner and nothing.

I have nothing to give in return.

Yeah, you do, yo. Your friendship, yo.

I've been stuck here for so long with just freakin' robots.

Look robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot!

- Freakin' robot. - That's the refrigerator, Gary.

Really? Because I've had some serious,

dark conversations with that thing. I knows everything about me.

Keep your mouth shut, you lying robot!

Micro-vascular transplant coverage complete.

[Silent whirring]

It's an unconventional way to start a friendship, but ...

- Hmm? - Shh!

No words. Only clasps.

- Bro, you being real this time? - As real as it gets, baby.

Then I promise you, we will get your son back.

- And keep Mooncake safe. - And murder that guy's face off.

I don't think that's a great idea.

- Real raw friendship mode engaged. - Ooh!

[Music]

[Music]

Where you're going, your father will never find you.

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