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...to see, I mean, I've always thought about being a model.

Oh. Well, your dreams can come true.

Well, if you're interested, I mean, normally, normally we set up an

at the office, but, I mean, we're under the gun so bad, maybe we could just, you

know, just do a quick little cast in here.

Right here?

Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, we could just go over there. I mean, that's,

it would just be...

five minutes, five minutes of your time, right?

Just, you know, it's just a perfunctory, just little videotape footage, see how

you look, you know, something so I can present to bosses and they can say, hey,

you know, we approve or, eh, we don't.

All right.

I'll give it a shot.

All right.

Okay, well, let's go over here.

You know, and we'll just... You go over there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, just come right over here.

It's perfect.

Yeah. So, yeah. And then, yeah, this works.

You know, I just want to see how you look. Do you mind turning around for me?

Okay.

Oh, that's good.

Cool.

You know, because we're going to be obviously...

doing some shots of you in maybe some bikinis, and then we might even do some

tasteful, you know, running artistic nudes, you know.

Oh, that's different, but I guess I can support that.

Well, I mean, you know, Sports Illustrated, they had their body issues,

trying to do, you know, our own take off that, right?

Okay. Yeah, so kind of, you know, if you could just show me your boobs.

Right here?

Why not?

Okay. We're all adults.

Is that good?

Yeah. Perfect.

You definitely have a great body.

Yeah, just sit around and see what your butt looks like, too.

Is that good?

Yeah, but you can pull them down. That way we know there's no cellulite, no...

No sort of issues that could potentially make it so the boss will say

no.

Oh, wow.

What ethnicity are you?

The question of the year, I feel.

I'm multiracial.

All those races came together really, really well, I see.

Thank you.

Like J -Lo times a thousand.

I guess so.

Wow.

Okay, well, I got to say, I'm more than impressed.

More than impressed, actually.

I didn't know what to think when I saw you running past. I was like, wow, this

girl looks like she's got what we're looking for. But now that I see you, I

really, really think you got what it takes.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I mean, since you're so attractive, what I'm thinking is

maybe we could even do something else.

And what's that?

Well, you know, I saw you with your shorts down there, and you really,

seem really good looking.

What if I made a proposal, since I think you're an adventurous type of woman?

Right? What if I...

What if they gave you more money and, you know, we just pulled around like a

quick blowjob or something?

Right here?

Oh, I mean, putting you around? I mean... Come

on, I know you're an adventurous type.

Okay, okay.

Here, hold that for me. I will. I will. I will hold the money for you.

You sure no one's going to see us?

I'm sure nobody's going to see us.

Oh, we better get out of here.

Let's go this way.

Oh, some people get super angry, don't they?

I guess so.

Don't worry. I got an idea where we can go.

Okay. Um, where's that?

Trust me.

Oh.

What about the garage?

I don't see anybody around. I think we could sneak in there.

You think?

Yeah.

You can see us, right?

I think we should get the peachy shorts off your little peach, huh? Oh, yeah.

You're going to be perfect for the cover.

Oh, yeah.

I think so.

What about this?

Yeah, I think that should go, too.

Seems like it's a little distracting.

Let's see what I can find here.