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So, it gets a little lonely here, I'm guessing.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, but not all the time.
I mean, we have the regulars that come in
and then there's Fred H.
Yeah. Who keeps to himself a lot of the time mostly.
So, yeah, I guess it is a bit lonely. What about all these truckers?
Oh, yeah, they're there, but they're like never coming in on my shift. You
know, they park their rigs out there and spend the night and then by the time
they come in for breakfast, I'm already at home.
But you drove in on in a rig, didn't you?
No. One of these guys actually uh let me hit a ride, so here I am.
Like, isn't that dangerous? No, it's not as bad as everyone makes it
out to be. Yeah, but aren't you afraid of who's
going to pick you up? It's usually it's the other way around,
actually. Can't trust anyone these days.
That's good advice. Yeah.
Sounds like you're not from around here. Like I've got a bit of an accent or
something. Mhm.
Yeah, there'd be a reason for that. Oh, I bet there is. But what is
Australian or British? What the hell is that?
South African. No kidding.
Yeah. Oh, well, how did you What is your name?
It's Rose. Rose. Would you move here with your
family or what? Yeah, with my sister. But like we
haven't spoken to each other in a while now.
Well, then how does Rose end up on this part of the planet working the only part
of the highway? You make it sound so depressing. What do
you mean? It was a guy. The the reason I came out
here, it's a guy. And that's a short story.
What's the long story?
It's God, I haven't thought about it in so
long. Oh, it's nothing too special. I was new to the country and my my sister
and I and her husband were at a bar and I saw these little eyes just watching me
from the other side of the bar. Now, these eyes floated on over and they
asked me to dance and I hate dancing, but I said I I said yeah anyway.
Why' you say yeah? The eyes were cute. Ah, that'll do it.
We just sort of stood on the dance floor and and held each other, you know.
Got really serious quickly. And he got a job up here and I I agreed to marry him.
Didn't want to lose him, you know. Yeah.
Yeah. So, one day I walked in here and they were hiring and here I am.
Oh, was this place dead then? Oh, god. No. Like even before the
bypass, it was that plastics factory that hadn't closed down yet. We were
pretty busy most of the time. Yeah. It was little after that that my sister
came to stay with us. Oh
yeah. Coming together. Yeah. Yeah. She was in a pretty bad way
though. It's like turns out her husband liked to get rough with her but yeah,
she was a mess. It was actually kind of nice
having her around at first, but I was working long nights here and
she was at home with my husband. That's life, I guess.
Man, it's a real world out there, huh?
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
And that's the story arose. Stuck working in the loneliest stretch of the
highway at the loneliest time of day.
I'm sort of damaged goods, aren't I? No, not at all.
Rose by any other name that smells sweet.
That's nice. I heard that before. Where's it from?
I don't remember. Oh.
There
there's worse. Is there?
Believe me, there's much much worse. Yeah, I guess there is.
I'm sorry. I'm just spilling my guts to you.
Oh, God. I just kicked your bag. Sorry. There's nothing to pour in there. You
can't hurt any of it. You sure? It seemed like kind of heavy.
It's just duct tape. A lot of duct tape and rope in there.
Just duct tape and rope. Was it one of those things like you
never end up needing it, but I hate to need it, not have it around. So, you
know, it goes where I go. So, do people do this for you, often?
What's that? Complete strangers spilling their guts
to me. Yeah,
happens all the time.
Actually, you might be surprised just how often it
happens.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat.
Heat.
Get out of here.
Come on.
Kathy, let's just um
what? Let's not talk until we get inside and
have a little coffee.
Good evening. Where's the bathroom?
Right down there at the end. See it.
Heat.
Heat.
Wow.
Heat.
How is everyone tonight? Anything
to drink for you? Uh, water would be fine, thanks.
Water.
I'll have a coffee. All right, guys. Easy enough.
I'll um I'll have a coffee, too. All right. Two coffees. No problem.
Stinks in here. I think they burned something.
Hey guys, are you ready to order? Um,
not yet. All right, take your time.
Uh, do I get a spoon?
Oh, my first day on the job. I'm a little jittery still.
There you go. What stinks in here? Oh, you know that
is um the chef. He was cooking a couple burgers earlier. Wants to take a piss.
Forgot to tell me to watch over them. Now we have the smell.
I will have the chef salad. You are ready to order.
Hold on a second.
I'm not ready yet, Kathy. It's a diner. Rob, they have diner food.
Okay. That was a chef salad. Please.
All right. What kind of dressing you want? Um, let's go with blue cheese.
Blue cheese for the gentle man over there.
Does your patty melt come with spicy fries or regular fries?
Sure it does. Sure. What?
Do regular spice. We can do either one. Okay. I will get the patty melt with
spicy fries. All right.
You got put that in. Do you want your menus? Of course I do. Thank you.
Sal in the patty mouth.
Sugar.
You know, it strikes me that this is something
you've been mulling over for a while now.
Please just don't. What am I going to say?
I don't know. You're the one that brought it up.
I didn't mean to, especially not in the car.
Then when would have been a good time to bring it up,
Rob? I'm too tired. You don't think I'm tired?
No. Oh, I mean, yeah, I'm sleepy, but I'm also tired, Rob.
I'm just tired of whatever it is that we're doing.
And what are you thinking? I don't know.
Separate split. Call it off. Papa, what
I mean
what's married mean? Right. Does married mean anything anymore?
Did you guys go to a wedding? Hey, move.
Where are you guys coming from anyway? Close. Far.
Going to Boise. We're coming from Boise.
No kidding. My sister's from Boise. I don't think
Oh my god. She's about the dumbest woman I have ever known. And hey pal, I've
known a lot of women. You know what I mean? But the thing is, she's really
pretty, so you know that helps her get by. She's married to a senator.
Actually, that wild brother-in-law to a senator. I'm sorry,
but my wife and I were in the middle of a personal conversation,
and it would be thing with her is she's just about as
dumb as this cup of coffee right here in front of me. It's not that I haven't
done some dumb things myself, but I mean, like,
if you could just give us one minute, it would be great.
Sorry, I'm just invading your personal space here, aren't I?
Yeah, you really are actually. Well,
very thin line between being friendly and just being annoying. The last thing
I want to do is be annoying. So, you guys are married, right?
Yep. Angler fish. Do you know how angler fish
mate? What?
Angler fish are the deep sea fish. They got the little light bulb that dangles
above their head.
I'm sorry. What? No, I'm sorry. Let me go uh check on
your orders here.
Duke, come in, Duke.
Oh, Jesus. Duke,
wake up, Duke. Go ahead, Jesse.
Oh, you are up. I'm up, Jess. What do you want?
You don't have to get testy. It wouldn't be the first time you were asleep.
You You got me on the radio, Jess. What do you want?
Well, nothing really. I I just wanted to say hi to you.
Hi, Jess. It gets lonely in here, Duke.
I'm bored. Well, it's not any more fun out here.
What have you been doing? Driving?
You want to be driving some more? Seen anybody on the road tonight?
Two cars, that's about it. It's weird, isn't it? Sometimes it feels
like we're the last two people on Earth, Duke. Just me and you talking on a
radio.
You ever feel that way,
Duke? Sometimes.
Sometimes it feels that way.
All right, I'll let you go. Be safe out there, Duke.
We'll do. Okay. Call me if you need anything. Over
and out. Over and out.
Even hey
say where is everybody?
Evening officer. Evening.
Need a cup of coffee? Coffee would be fine. Thanks.
Say, uh, where's Rose? Oh,
um, I was telling these two earlier. It's my first night. He was training me
here for a while. Was just some kind of emergency at home. Had to take off.
Oh, that's too bad. I hope it wasn't anything serious.
Nothing too serious, I don't think. Name's Ken.
Duke. Nice to meet you, Duke.
Now, how about my coffee? You got it.
Yeah, don't tell Rose I promised I'd keep everything running pretty smoothly
around here, but as you can probably tell, I incinerated a couple of
hamburgers earlier. That explain the smell, I suppose.
I think that smells with us pretty much all night.
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. Promise.
Promise. Now, how about my spoon?
There you go.
How are your drinks? I'm fine.
You all right? How much longer on the food?
Uh, it should be about 1 minute, two tops, right?
You have a long night. No, not too bad.
Say, uh, where's Fred at? I'm sorry.
Fred the cook. Where's the cook? Oh, yeah. He about me to take a whiz a
little bit ago. I don't know if he ever came back.
Well, who's taking care of their orders? Fred, I guess.
Hey Fred, there you are. I was wondering where you were at.
How are you doing tonight,
Fred? I said, "How are you doing tonight?"
Maybe he can't hear you. No, he can hear me just fine. He's just
pissed about the speeding ticket I gave him a couple of days ago.
Is that it? He's got to get through his brain that
I've got a job to do. That I was just doing my job. Fred,
how much longer on the food? Let me check on that for you.
Thank you,
Fred.
How are you feeling?
Holy [ __ ] Fred, what are we going to do with you?
You're being a big baby, Fred. Big baby.
You got to be kidding me.
You can't take these things so personal, Fred.
I've been doing this job for over 30 years. I'm not going to beat myself up
over this. Stop right there.
Hey, what's going on?
Give me a hand over here, would you? Hurry.
What are you doing? Jesus Christ, you [ __ ] bit me.
Hold the door. What? Hold the door.
What the [ __ ] is going on here, man? You okay, Rob?
Tell you guys, but it looks like we got ourselves a zombie here.
How do you get a zombie?
Listen, get your wife in here. Kathy, stay where you are.
Rob. Rob, I could really use another pair of
hands on this one, buddy. If you don't get her in here, I'm going to shoot both
your [ __ ] faces off.
Kathy, see you in here, hun.
What's happening? I have no idea.
So, what are we going to do about Fred? How about you shoot him?
Shoot him? What the [ __ ] do you think he is anyway?
There's more. Yes, two zombies. Now, can we please
focus here? Don't seem to care about too much. Don't seem to be too terribly
strong, either.
Okay. So, they're a little strong. Say, Kathy,
quiet. Do me a favor. Give me the big green and
black bag that's under the counter in there. Big green and black bag. Thank
you.
I feel sort of numb. I'm going to need a hand here, pal.
Whoa. I don't think I can do this. [ __ ] Rob. Now, man out the grow
pair. Just Just hold on. I'll be right back.
You guys, the sheriff, we need to get him to the hospital.
Keep his legs down. I am good enough. Open that bag up. Give me
the tape. What?
The duct tape. Come on, honey. Hurry up.
Okay.
Good. I know this sounds like a pain in the ass, but we're going to paint for
the floor. Hey, can you give me another one?
Thank you. You know, really can't say enough good
things about duct tape. Can
Uh-huh. Why do you have all this tape and rope?
That's what I keep in my rope and tape bag. What else would I put in there?
And um who's that other woman? The one in the cooler.
That Kathy is the waitress that I killed earlier today.
You what? What do you mean?
Sort of embarrassing. Um yeah, I killed both these guys earlier today.
I'm sorry. You murdered them? That's not the embarrassing part.
I mean, I do that all the time. It's just that I never come back to life like
this. Oh my god.
Okay, you murder. Maybe I'm just losing my touch.
Hey, guys, just don't quit.
All right, why don't you guys find something that I can shut this guy's
trap with,
please?
Hey, you guys. Oh, hey. Hey,
Rob. Hay is for horses. Okay, fine. Hay is for horses,
right, honey? Look, we're sorry.
See your keys and your phones.
Hey, phone.
I don't have one on me. Give me your phone.
[ __ ] it.
You're going to help me find something to shut this guy's trap.
Rob, over there in the pan. No, to your left.
Left. My left, Rob. I'm sorry, your left. Um, just grab a [ __ ] cinnamon
bun. All right. I want you to open his mouth.
I just want you to shove it in there.
Okay. Tape it in there.
Yeah. [ __ ] it. That's progress. Let's find out about that other one.
Rose, honey.
What's she doing? I don't know.
It looks like she's trying to do her job.
This is depressing. sort of fascinating.
You're sick. I think that's pretty obvious. I think
you'd both do well to remember that. Rose, honey,
are you feeling all right? Is that Duke? Let me see. Is he still
alive? I forgot.
Oh, Rose, you look just like how I feel. Hold on. I got just a thing.
Please don't. Okay, make a hole.
Lady, get you back inside.
God, I am really sorry. If we're lucky, we can get you out of here into a
hospital. It's a little late in the day to be a
lucky one. It's okay.
Okay. Is that okay?
Okay.
It's dead. What's that? I said it's dead.
Yeah, we know she's dead. The phone, Rob.
Yeah, no calling. Got the line anyway.
In the car, there's a radio.
I'm sorry. What? There's a car in the radio. Go out and
call the dispatcher.
Here,
Kathy. You with the two boobies. Let's back away from that door.
We need to get him to a hospital. Why?
Jesus. Because he's bleeding to death. I don't care.
Kathy,
I swear to God I will ram this pole into your [ __ ] neck.
Rob, I thought we were going to be friends.
[ __ ] you, Turkey. Oh, god damn it.
She's a sly one. Rob, just tie her up to a hook on the wall or something.
Let's get you away from that door and back over here. Come on.
Now, Rob, make it a good knot. I am.
Rob, a lot of people think they know how to tie a good knot, then they start
tying it, and then, you know, Yeah, it's tight. It's tight.
Now, I don't want any more trouble out of you.
Okay, Kathy.
Do we have a deal? Great. Now, get in that kitchen with
Rob. I want to try something.
I can't.
Rob, there's nothing to it. Really, Ken? It seems like there's
something to it. Definitely feels like there's something to this.
Rob, you're being a real pen 15 about all this.
Well, if you're so cool with it, why don't you get in here and do it? How's
pin 15 supposed to be? I like the lay of the land up here. I
got a good view of you, too, and I keep an eye on little old Duke here at the
same time. Speaking of which,
Duke, do you have any keys for me? A phone? Anything?
No. You sure?
I got a radio in the car. You're not lying to me, are you?
No, [ __ ]
All right, Rob. So, let's get on with this. Huh?
I really don't think I can do this. Can you?
No way. While we're young, Rob, the faster we
learn how to do this, the quicker we can get Duke to a hospital if that's what
you guys really want. You got to get me to a hospital.
We know, Duke. We just need to figure out how to kill Fred again.
I remember 1974. I bet you remember lots of things, Duke.
My wife was so godamn beautiful. Jesus Christ, Rob. Let's go.
We had just got married and I didn't think things would get any
better for me at the time. I just started my first patrol before
then and I had my entire career ahead of me.
That's good, Rob. That's just a spot. Now go ahead. Look at me. I want you
just to go ahead and give it up. Let's give a whack.
She had told me she was pregnant.
And I remember I just sat down.
I just sat down on right where I was at. I think I was in Dave Zitzk's garage
when I got the call. I just sat right down on the ground.
At first,
I was so happy. I was the happiest son of a [ __ ] on the
planet. I told her how much I loved her.
She told me she'd love me even more. No. You know what, Rob?
Jesus. What? I'm sorry, but don't hit it all at once.
Just like whack. I want you just to tap it in really easy. Just try to set it
into place.
But after she hung the phone up, I started thinking
this was probably going to be the happiest moment
of my entire life. Right then
the summit, the top of the mountain, you know,
and a thought came to me like a thunderbolt.
that I'd never be that happy again.
I got so god damn depressed that I just wanted to blow my brains out
right there on the floor
in Dave Zisk's garage.
H. Well, this is pretty far out.
Duke, I'm up. God damn it.
Heroes. It's good. It's good.
Damn friend.
You guys don't know much about anatomy, do you?
Let's see. We tried the brain.
We do the liver, kidney.
You can still do the lungs. Where's the appendix?
Is it What is that? The pain is on your right side, but it's actually on your
left side, or is that the other way around?
Hey, do you know
Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Oh baby.
Heat. Heat.
Thank you.
Okay,
you do it. Right. Okay.
Okay. But I mean, he's like alive, like alive.
And okay, okay, I'll do it. Uh,
wait. What?
We should tie him up first cuz what if he turns into a zombie later,
right? That's actually a really good idea.
I go ahead and drop it, please.
Now, Rob, do me a favor. Hand me that gun right there.
Okay, stop. Okay. Okay.
I'll give you guys some points for having more guts than I originally
thought. But hey, sheriff's back in town, you know.
I can see why we can't just leave. Maybe it's not just here. This is
happening everywhere. What if it's only happening to the
people you've been killing? Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. What? I just remember something I completely
forgot about. Well, what?
Okay, everybody out. Other way. Other way.
Hold on. What? Duke. Poor Duke.
All right. One thing at a time. I want you to sit down where the stools in
front of the counter. Go. Go.
It's okay. Not cutting up circulation, am I?
Good. Now, Rob, I need you to stay still for me, buddy.
What are you doing? I see your fingers.
Sorry, man. That's just for collateral. Okay, you guys cooperate. I'll give you
back the finger. These days they can throw anything back on.
What are you doing? Turning off the lights, knucklehead,
you're like fishing an aquarium to be outside.
I don't get it. Trying to make it harder for any zombies
to see us. But if they're tied up, then what's the
point? There might be another one.
Who? Kind of forgot about the trucker that
gave me a lift here. Ken, god damn it.
Just leave it tied up if there's another zombie. Ken,
how many people will you killed here? Hey, hindsight is 2020, Kathy. All
right. And three. Well, four if you count too, but you
know that was indirectly. You [ __ ] [ __ ]
Hey, you know what? Consider yourselves lucky. I was about to kill you two
before Duke showed up.
That [ __ ] [ __ ]
He just threw our keys somewhere across the road.
Dispatch for Duke. Duke.
Duke, are you asleep this time or what?
Well, now it really does feel like I'm all alone.
Duke, do you read me?
I guess I could sing you a little song, maybe.
How would you like that? I'll sing you a lullaby.
Well, the day is tough for the hardwork man. His body solders on
and the day is rough on his hardworking hands. The night is just as
Oh, son of a [ __ ]
Babe.
Yeah. How's your hand?
It hurts really bad.
Babe, I love you.
And whatever comes after this, I'll love you.
Even if we decide to split up, Kathy,
I mean, what would be tied up to a stool here? And
I love you, too. I mean, just since we're still alive and
I love you too, Kathy. And
I know this may not be the best time to have this conversation, but
if we find ourselves in one of those positions
where I'm a zombie and you're sad because it it looks like me,
but I'm like obviously dead.
Kathy. Yeah.
just do whatever you need to do to put me
down.
Okay.
Okay.
Is it bad? Can't be as bad as your hand.
Okay. We need a knife or scissors or
something. My lighter. My lighter's in my pocket.
We can melt it. Can you move? Can you get your waist up this high?
Damn. I'll try here. Come here.
Get up higher. Move forward. Okay. I can feel it. Hold on. Okay.
Hold still. Just Okay. Now, slowly move back down.
Okay. Wait. Slower. Oh, perfect. Okay, I got
it. Okay. Oh, it's a really tight be a lot easier
if I had another [ __ ] finger. Okay. All right.
Oh, [ __ ] Careful.
Okay, this is just going to hurt.
Honey,
just give me a second. It's not that bad.
Does it even look like it's working? Maybe a little bit, but it's starting to
blister. I think you have to keep doing it fast,
otherwise it'll just cool down. Okay. Okay.
[ __ ] [ __ ] Did he see that? The [ __ ] psycho has the shittiest
timing.
Babe, that's not Ken. Okay. Okay. Okay. Be really still. Hold
really still.
Oh, god damn it. No, no, no. Hey, hey, no. No, no, no, no. Go. God damn it.
[ __ ]
The bad news is there probably is more than one.
So now what? Well, I say we just wait here and then
say Rob. What?
Is this your finger? Yeah, it's probably my [ __ ] finger.
Ken, Rob, I don't know if they can sew it
back on when it's like this. [ __ ] off.
But like I was saying, I think we should just stay put. Eventually, these guys
are going to funnel in through that door and we can take them on one at a time.
Just like our little friend here.
You guys want to know what I've been thinking?
Please, please share. Well, I've been thinking maybe doesn't
matter so much anymore. Life, just life in general.
What I mean by that is maybe life just doesn't matter as much.
Okay, imagine we're on a graph here way down here at the bottom. Well, that's
us. And we're crawling through the U's. We've got lungs and we're using our
flippers to move around. Then we shoot for the next phase and we're covered in
fur and we can flip each other off now or whatever because we also have
fingers. [ __ ] you.
You're so sore by the finger. [ __ ] yeah, I am.
I know, Rob. I'm just giving you [ __ ] buddy.
Okay, then we shoot up again. We're problem solving now. We're using
tools. We're social animals. And because we're social, we start to develop
languages and communication. And now that we're social, we start to notice
things like likenesses and differences, right?
Sure. You know, Kathy, I think it is so funny
that you will answer me even if you don't care. Like, if you don't want to
answer, then just sit there and shut the [ __ ] up.
We develop arts and sciences and we just skyrocket. Okay? We learn how to reject
the natural while embracing the unnatural. Now, if someone gets sick, we
just cure them. They don't have to die. If someone's weak, they don't get eaten
by the pack. The pack helps them live. Our food, it comes from a plastic bag or
it comes from a box, not from an animal or some hole in the ground.
At least it's not so far as we're concerned.
And the rise, well, it just kind of kind of plateaus off, doesn't it?
We make little advancements maybe, but at our core, we're
generally the same.
It could be that maybe this is just the next step. You know, whatever it was
that put all of our ducks in a row in the first place, well, it's moved on and
we're just old news. We've, you know, peaked, I guess, is what I'm trying to
say. Buck stops here.
Now, Kathy Rob, don't get me wrong. I love things the way they are. I'm like a
kid in a candy store here. Out of the history of ever, I would never want to
be alive at any other point. But I think that's maybe one of the
reasons why when I look at your face, Kathy, I could just as easily kiss it as
I could cut it.
But I digress. I'm going to go check on old Duke, see
how he's doing. You guys need anything? Just give me a
yell. All right, Ken.
Yeah. Was your sister really married to a
senator?
Does it matter? I guess not.
Kathy, everybody's related to everybody at some point.
I'm sorry I asked.
Everybody had a mother at some point. Eat [ __ ]
Love crowd. You guys holler if you see any more
zombies. Not including that one.
It's actually pretty creepy thinking that you can just come back to life at
any minute. Like basically
now. Or now
it's pretty creepy all the same. Maybe only works from the one that kills
you. If I could make any money off of that.
Hey guys, you know what would be really funny?
Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat.
There he is. I think he's facing this way when he
threw it. So
So I I bet if I keep walking in this direction, I'll run into them.
Really, Kathy? Yeah. [ __ ] I don't know. It's worth a
shot. What the hell else are we going to do?
Well, we can we can try hotwiring the car. Well, it's just as stupid.
We'll see who's stupid first. Just Just be careful.
You be careful, too.
Okay.
God, do people even hotwire cars anymore?
Um, God, I got no [ __ ] idea what I'm
doing. Okay, here we go.
Oh, [ __ ] No.
God, you piece of [ __ ] You [ __ ] [ __ ]
Oh my god,
Rob. [ __ ]
You're okay.
Let's just No.
What? It's not
It's not starting. Why not?
How the hell should I know? [ __ ]
Be careful. It's getting close.
Rob, what's wrong? He ripped something out of the engine.
It's not going to start.
Rob, it's not going to start. It's not going
to start.
That will be
stupid.
Ow.
Let me tell you something, dude. Seemed to be that you just can't trust
anyone.
How many more are going to show up? There's more.
You really think you could drive this truck?
You can give it a shot if I can't do it. There's no way. I can't even drive stick
rob. No, you can't. Can you, Kaye?
I don't need your help. I can walk. I don't need your help. I got this.
Yeah, I need your help. Are they close?
Are you still coming?
Let's just see if we can get the truck started.
All right.
Honey, what is it? Rob, he's getting close.
I think I just have to warm up the plugs and then it'll start.
For how long?
Not very long, I don't think. Hurry.
They'll warm up when they warm up. Thank you.
Rob, how's it going, babe?
Duke, where the heck are you, buddy? It didn't take long.
Kathy, dude came back. Rob's dead.
That's too bad, Kathy. I'm a little bit of a pickle here. Can
you just give me a hand? Just give him a whack with that thing.
He just cut his goddamn head off.
I'm only doing this because I can't drive that [ __ ] truck and I need
someone to help me get out of this [ __ ] mess.
God damn girl. Can I get my knife back?
No. What about the mop handle? Can I get the
mop handle? No. And shut up.
Okay, hold it.
Who are you? I'm with the champ's department.
I realize what this looks like, but you're going to have to believe me.
Listen to her, mister. She's a maniac. Ma'am, I'm not kidding. Okay, I'm going
to tell you this again. First, I want you to drop the knife, and then I want
you to tell me where the head of this this gentleman is. And then I want you
to tell me where Duke is. What?
I'm sorry. Go ahead and tell him where Duke is.
Not funny. Where is he? And I you sound really
familiar. Are you a deputy?
I'm with the sheriff's department. I'm the dispatcher. Now I want you to tell
me where he is. He just chopped his head off a minute
ago. Stop it.
You idiot.
You're really going to do it. Hey, thanks, sir.
You stop right there. Now, I want you to tell me what the hell is going on in
here and who those people are outside. Which people?
The ones in the parking lot. Oh, Jesus. It doesn't even matter.
You know, Kathy, it's probably best not to say anything at this point.
Duke.
Oh
god.
Hey
Oh,
That's a lot more than I thought.
[ __ ]
Come on. You guys, come on.
You son of a [ __ ] I regret nothing. Do you hear me?
Nothing. I do again if I have a chance
Heat.
Heat.
Heat. Heat. Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat
up here.
Heat up here.
Heat. Heat.
Heat
up here.
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