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- I've been here for two hours.
- At least it's a nice day.
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- Oh, yeah. It's very nice.
- Yeah. It's not too bad.
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Is he still not here?
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Nope.
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- What's that face? What do you know?
- A secret.
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- Do you know the secret?
- No!
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Spill it, woman.
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Okay. So Mandy told me
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that Will went home with Reagan
after the bikini car wash last night.
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No!
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Yes!
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- No!
- Will slept with one of your friends?
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Sounds like it.
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The texts are really graphic.
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- You have the texts?
- Of course. We tell each other everything.
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Oh!
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It's, like, really aggressive.
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- Oh my God!
- I know.
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- Yo, let me see that.
- I'm not done yet.
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What's he saying?
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I said I'm not done yet!
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It's awesome.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
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- Thank you very much.
- Ooh!
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You too.
I hope your cat feels better.
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Our little man's all grown up now.
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He's walking with a little swagger.
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Good morning.
I don't wanna talk about it. Good morning.
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What did you do last night, dude?
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Guys, I can't right now.
I'm very busy, as you can see.
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- He stinks!
- Cal.
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He stinks?
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Ew, dude!
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- Cal!
- You can smell it on him.
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How is that possible?
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Well,
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I made love to a lady,
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and her hot water heater was broken,
so I couldn't really catch a shower,
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and she was doing things aggressively
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that caused a lot of stuff to move around.
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Listen, guys.
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My dad is gonna be here in three hours.
I need to finish this PowerPoint.
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You need to go home and shower, dude.
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Shane, I can't with you right now!
So will you please just skedaddle?
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You're getting aggressive with me.
Don't get too aggressive.
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I wouldn't want you walking me
around your apartment
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like a little sex cat.
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It was a sex kitten.
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Sex kitten!
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- I know everything.
- You don't anything.
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- I know everything.
- You don't anything!
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- Shane, I'll throw up on you! I'll vomit!
- Do not throw up on me.
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- I will vomit if you touch me again.
- Ew, disgusting, dude.
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- That's what he wrote?
- Yeah.
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That's unbelievable.
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Hey, Will.
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Hey, Dave. How's it going?
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Have you talked to my dad?
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Uh, yeah.
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What's the temperature like?
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Mad.
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Mad how?
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Well, he didn't say anything, but, uh...
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Do your fucking job!
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...just came in, got some coffee, um...
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I could tell though.
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- Well, how could you tell?
- I just could tell, man.
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Okay. Well,
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I know he's coming here today,
and I just don't want him to be furious.
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So if you talk to him again, you know,
I think the vibe you wanna give off is,
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"Will was coming from a good place
with this idea,"
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and just really get the narrative going.
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"Best of intentions. Will tried."
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Dave, I need you to tell him that!
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Would you? Please?
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It's good.
Everything's gonna be okay, man.
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Also, I do apologize
for what I said to you the other day.
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That was... out of character
and out of line, and I'm sorry.
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Hey, Will,
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this morning,
I saw a mouse outside my house,
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and both its legs were fucked up.
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The back legs were broken,
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but the little guy kept trying to crawl by
with his front two legs.
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He was struggling so hard,
and nothing was easy.
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If it was me, I would just give up,
but he wouldn't give up.
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Fucking New Jersey!
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He kept chugging along, even though
the odds were stacked against him.
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And surely a very painful death
would befall him at any moment.
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Anyway, it made me think of you, man.
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Well, that was incredibly sad.
And thank you for telling me.
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You're a nice kid, man.
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All right. Bye, Dave.
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Good mood.
Everybody, good mood. Energy up.
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- This is John. Leave a message.
- Hey, Dad. It's Will.
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I'm sure you're a little frustrated
about the whole bikini car wash thing.
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If you're not,
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I think that's the right move,
but if you are frustrated,
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I wanna let you know that it did come
from the best of intentions.
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Also, I do have a new marketing strategy
that I really want you to hear out
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because this one's a hot number.
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I recognize that we could be
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in a little bit
of a boy-who-cried-wolf situation here,
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but remember,
the boy did die at the end of that
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'cause he was screaming,
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"I got a great idea," and everybody said,
"Eh, you don't," but he did.
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Dad, I'm telling you.
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Wolf! Wolf!
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Wolf's a-coming!
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The idea is the wolf.
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So call me back when you get a chance,
or just show up smiles. Love you.
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Okay, do I still smell?
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Yeah.
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- Dang it!
- Oof!
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What am I gonna do
to calm my dad down when he gets here?
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I would look busy.
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People are less mad at busy people.
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Right. That's not just a bad idea.
That's an annoying one.
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I'm talking about
playing Enya or something.
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Hey, Will.
This guy's in for the tire special.
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He needs a new CV boot.
I'm gonna sell it to him.
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No! Shane, I'll sell it to him.
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No, dude. You can't go out there
smelling like pussy.
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It's totally unprofessional.
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- Okay, give me the...
- Oh, it's getting worse, dude!
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Shane, I'll rub it on you!
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I'm gonna go out there, find out
if your tire idea works, all right?
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Whoa! Jeez Louise, Shane!
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Hey, Mr. Murray. How's it going?
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- Good. And yourself?
- I'm doing all right.
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Usually, I'm not the one
coming out here to do this.
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Our manager, Will, he usually does,
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but we're trying to keep him away
from the customers 'cause...
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Ma'am...
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That's the guy right there.
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Wave.
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Everyone's excited.
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Anyway,
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while we got your tires off,
you're gonna need a new CV boot.
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It's about 200 bucks, but you're
already spending 400 on the tires, so...
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All right, sure.
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Be right back.
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That tire idea works!
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- Great!
- Yeah.
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What'd you say about me in there?
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- I don't think we talked about you.
- Yeah, you did. You pointed right at me.
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Did we point at you?
I don't even remember pointing at you.
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It's crazy... It's not always about you.
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It's crazy that I think that you looked
right at me and gave me the thumbs-up,
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and pointed directly, and we locked eyes.
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Are you sure?
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I went out there,
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met the customer, sold him,
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then talked about how you stunk like pussy
and how unprofessional it was.
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- Then we pointed at you.
- What?
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Fudge, I forgot about that.
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You said I...
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Who gives a fuck?
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Tires idea works.
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Cheap tires.
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- This is our new initiative.
- I feel like "cheap" is the wrong word.
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I heard you
when you said that the first time.
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- Sounds like the tires are shitty.
- This is a full-blown sissy fight.
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Cal, we need the PowerPoint done
in three hours. This is the first slide.
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I cannot with your energy right now.
I can't!
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Think about it. You don't want "cheap"
through the whole presentation.
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- Get this word right, the rest is easy.
- He's got a point.
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Don't you have something to do out there?
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Yes.
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Bravo!
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Bravo!
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Ass Man Willie got the job done!
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Ah!
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Let's celebrate, my boy!
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I know the lady at the bakery,
so I called in a little favor.
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Ass looks great, man. That's amazing.
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Right? I was rock-hard
picking that thing up.
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So what happened?
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I had sex with a lady
who had been out in the sun all day.
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- Okay.
- Her apartment was dirty. She had snakes.
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But I'm gonna take a shower
and get back to the PowerPoint.
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- Nice, man.
- Hey, watch this.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Get over here!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Hey, are we having fun?
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Um, yeah.
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Hey, Dad.
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Sorry to interrupt your party, Will.
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It's not my party.
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Well, there's a cake on the desk.
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Yeah, well, they forced the party on me.
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They forced it on you, huh?
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Hmm. Just like high school
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when they forced you
to open the liquor cabinet
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and take the Jameson?
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- I told you that wasn't me.
- Yeah. Go ahead and blow out the candles.
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They're not mine.
I'm not gonna blow 'em out.
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- Blow 'em out, Will.
- They're not my candles to blow out!
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Make a wish
and blow out the goddamn candles!
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All right, fine!
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Nope! You're still here!
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You know...
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...it's just been nothing but problems
with you here.
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I mean, first, it was
that insane women's history sale.
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That wasn't what it was.
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Then I try to incentivize you to sell,
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and you lost money. Pff!
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And on the back of that,
you decided to have a bikini car wash?
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That was his idea!
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And finally, you flip out on a woman
that I'm trying to do business with.
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And now they're just trying to fuck me
on the end of this deal.
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I gave you a job,
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and now you're making mine harder.
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I need your key, Will.
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Dad, come on.
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Your key, Will.
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- You want the key?
- Yeah.
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You want the shirt too?
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh my God!
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She was really focused on this area,
and I couldn't wrestle her face away.
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Dad, I...
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Actually, we had a very good idea,
and it would have worked!
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Well, that's that.
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Have fun selling cheap oil changes
to jerk-offs.
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What the fuck?
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Call your mother
so she doesn't worry about you!
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I don't have the time right now,
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and she's just gonna do
a bunch of this, so...
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Well, um, I'm gonna grab
a slice of this ass if you don't mind.
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- Any takers?
- I'm all right.
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- I'll have some.
- Get the fuck out of my office!
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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My bonus is gone.
I was gonna go to Thailand this year.
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- Thailand?
- Yeah, they'll do whatever over there.
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What do you mean "whatever"?
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Doesn't matter, Cal.
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All right. You're all set.
Here's your receipt and your keys.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks for coming in.
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Uh, nice shorts.
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Thanks. I like these because it gives me
a reason not to wear underwear.
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Nice.
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What?
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I'm just bored.
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- All right. Well, do some work.
- No.
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I can't believe
you didn't stick up for Will.
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Oh, come on.
You didn't do anything either.
249
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You were pathetic back there!
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What was I supposed to do?
It's not like he's Spartacus.
251
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- Could be. Could've done it. Yeah.
- Yeah? Supposed to stand there like...
252
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"No, I did the bikini car wash! I'm Will!"
253
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"Uh, I'm Will."
254
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"I'm Will."
255
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"Oh, I'm Will."
256
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"I'm..." Fuck!
257
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"I'm Will, Shane!"
258
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- Wanna run some numbers with me?
- You know how to run numbers?
259
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Can you compare our sales to Belmont's?
260
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Yeah.
261
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- Can I try?
- Yeah, go ahead.
262
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Is Will's laptop still here?
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I think so.
264
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Oh fuck!
265
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That was a good one.
All right. My bad. My bad.
266
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Fuck!
267
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- Four, seven, nine, six...
- Hey, Uncle John.
268
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- Yeah. Not right now. We're busy.
- Real quick. Wanna show you this.
269
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Before you fired him,
270
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Will made a presentation
that he wanted to show you,
271
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and I think we owe it to him
to hear him out on this.
272
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So I'm gonna give you the presentation.
273
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"True courage is in facing danger
when you are afraid."
274
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That is something to think about.
And he's...
275
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That is from The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
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The book. All right. Fuck.
277
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Look, Will has a good idea here, okay?
278
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If we change our marketing strategy
to selling cheap tires,
279
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it makes it so much easier
for us to upsell after that.
280
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- Will's idea?
- Yeah.
281
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God. Will's had another idea. Jesus.
282
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,328
Will's had nothing but ideas
for the past 20 years.
283
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He lives in an apartment that I pay for,
just coming up with ideas.
284
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,961
It was Will's idea
to go to grad school.
285
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Never finished.
286
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,673
His idea to spend two grand
on piano lessons,
287
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,926
and he can't even play
the goddamn Jaws theme song.
288
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,929
And it was Will's idea
to have a reporter come in here
289
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,598
and blackmail us
for $900 worth of ad space.
290
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,852
Will's ideas are always the same.
291
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,564
He never follows through,
and I'm left holding the bag.
292
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A million ideas, but never a girlfriend.
293
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,443
- I know he has bad ideas.
- Oh!
294
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,822
No, I do, but this one is good.
It will work.
295
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,533
And also, the whole girlfriend problem?
296
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,493
That might be getting solved pretty soon
297
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,871
'cause he came in here,
he stunk like pussy.
298
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,497
We had to shower him off in the back.
299
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,957
- What?
- No!
300
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,293
- He fucked one of the bikini girls.
- Get the fuck out.
301
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,295
The worst one, but he still...
He fucked her.
302
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,839
Kilah has the texts. Kilah!
303
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,884
Hey, sir. I've got your order right here.
304
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,219
Fuck, it stinks in here.
305
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,679
Okay! Bye!
306
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,852
"It definitely
feels a lot bigger in doggy,
307
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,562
but I was afraid I'd cramp up..."
308
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,645
Okay.
309
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- Nice.
- See? Sometimes, Will dogs out a lady.
310
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Sometimes Will also has pretty good ideas.
This is one of them.
311
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Cal, show 'em the numbers.
312
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Those are all our shops
the last three months.
313
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Every customer that came in to buy tires
first almost always got extra work.
314
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Those are all the people
that came in to get cheap oil.
315
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Almost none of 'em got extra work.
316
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,759
- You guys did this?
- Yeah.
317
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,469
Numbers look good, John.
318
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,306
And... Will did get pussy.
319
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,227
Yeah, um...
320
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,480
All right. Let's get back to work.
Come on.
321
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,577
Valley Forge Automotive.
322
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,288
Sorry, can I... help you?
323
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,860
Hey, Will, it's Dad.
324
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,827
Yeah, I'm...
325
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,498
I'm sorry things got
a little heated before.
326
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,001
Yeah, it's just, um...
327
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,548
I know it's just tough, you know,
weighing all the...
328
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,174
...options before me right now.
329
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:55,389
But, hey, uh, it seems like all the guys
really care about you around here.
330
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,141
And, uh...
331
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,645
It seems like you care too.
332
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,859
And frankly,
333
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,028
your idea's a good one.
334
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,532
I haven't got a lot of runway left,
you know,
335
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,534
before I gotta decide about the sale,
336
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,994
but this, uh...
337
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,623
this cheap tires thing,
338
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,250
let's do it.
339
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:26,794
All right?
340
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,964
Let's do it.
341
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,347
♪ You know I hate to say goodbye ♪
342
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,604
♪ But your body language ♪
343
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,650
♪ Is a still frame in my mind ♪
344
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:54,156
♪ You, you're my angel ♪
345
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,786
♪ We all hate to see you go ♪
346
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,292
♪ But we all remember ♪
347
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,546
♪ Your position on the ground ♪
348
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:16,887
♪ Just come on, angel ♪
349
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,889
♪ I can't take it anymore ♪
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