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Hello, my name is Batman,

and I have a sex addiction.

There was a time I used to get my satisfaction putting bad guys in jail,

but they escaped over and over again.

I just wasn't feeling it anymore.

I needed to make a lasting impression.

Huh, where are we?

It sure is dark in here,

Batman.

What are we in here for anyway?

We're looking for evidence,

Robin.

Go take a look around.

But I can't see.

Huh, this place sure is filthy in here,

Batman.

Well, that's just perfect for a filthy whore like you,

Robin.

What are you doing, Batman?

This is wrong!

Wherever the bat symbol is,

I will be there.

What do you mean?

Batman?

Don't take off my underwear.

Exactly what are you planning on doing?

You're disgusting.

Whoa, whoa, this is wrong,

Batman!

Yeah.

I really don't think we should be doing this.

You're my sidekick, aren't you?

Yes.

Why

do you want my cousin,

Batman?

Shut up!

Now you want it now, don't you,

Robin?

No, no, so it feels good.

Batman...

Is this still wrong?

Enough!

Time to suck the bat cock!

What?

But Batman, I don't want to suck your cock!

Looks like I'll have to find a new Robin then.

Atta girl!

Best sidekick ever!

In!

Things I do for you, Batman!

Stop!

Stop!

What, have you hung up on the bat pole?

Yes.

Let's hear this birdy jerk.

Oh, that's a good little birdy.

Batman...

You know you're gonna regret this in the morning.

You might.

Not much longer.

As long as you want to be my sidekick,

you won't ask any more questions.

Start to enjoy yourself a little bit,

Robin.

A little bit.

Get in there.

No, I don't want it, Batman!

I don't want it!

Batman!

Fine.

You want to control it?

Yes.

You have to go that pussy.

Here's both hands, Batman.

Come like the bitch you are,

Robin!

I'm not a bitch!

You are my bitch!

No!

Sidekick!

Oh, yes!

Yeah, that's it, Robin!

Oh, yeah!

Is it your turn to come inside me,

Batman?

It's my turn, if you're willing to take on the job.

Do you want to be my sidekick again,

bitch?

Do you want to be my sidekick?

Yes, I do!

Let's turn you into a bat,

bitch!

You could have had any other friggin' girl in Gotham City.

Why'd you choose me?

Because you're my sidekick,

and I want you to remember that.

Scream, you whore!

Yeah!

Oh, no!

Oh, yeah!

How dare you come inside me,

Batman!

Clean yourself up, you filthy whore!

Oh...

But it doesn't always go my way.

I do recall this one time with Dr. Quinzel.

So, Harley, I've called you here on a neutral proposition.

Oh, yeah?

And what's that, Batman?

Well, it's no secret that the Joker has a rectile dysfunction.

And I was just thinking,

you're not getting any,

and I've always wanted to fuck that slender body of yours.

Don't you ever talk about Mr. J that way!

Mr. Joker is not exactly a prime example of a sexual prowl.

No, stop saying that!

Maybe if we were to have a little bit of sex,

things could go a little bit better.

If you know what I'm saying.

We could do the horizontal,

we could do the vertical.

Harley, I'm offering you a chance.

You're gonna pay for this,

Batman, talking about Mr. J that way!

The Joker is a loser in the sack.

I'm going to show you a good time,

Harley.

I'm gonna teach you a lesson for this!

This is about you and me.

The Joker is nothing!

Stop it!

Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead!

Harley, I didn't think you were interested in my proposition.

I'm not!

But you were right about one thing,

Batman.

I could use a little bit of a fucky-fucky.

Yeah, but I don't want it like this.

This is up to you.

Now, eat it!

I wish Mr. J would do this.

Yeah, you love that pussy,

don't you bet!

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

You can't satisfy shit,

Batman.

I'm gonna use this.

Mmm, yeah.

I love my toys.

How's that for wet pussy?

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

You

like that pussy, Batman?

Shut up!

It's all about me, not you!

Oh,

yeah, I'm gonna jump!

I'm ready for you to come on.

Yeah!

Just like this!

Let's have some fun!

The underwear!

No, no!

But Harley, I really don't think...

I told you you needed me.

The Joker is the worthless guy in this stuff.

Shut up!

I told you!

It's my turn!

It's always my turn!

I give it a clock inside of me.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm.

Slap Harley's ass!

Oh, another!

Another!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Enough of this!

I want to see your face as I'm fucking you!

Mmm.

Yeah, I'm gonna take you for my world-famous holly ride!

Lose the gloves!

Mmm.

I want you to feel the skin.

Feel it while I fuck you.

But remember, you get no pleasure out of this!

It's only me!

Of course not!

Of course not!

Wait a minute!

Torturous world!

Why am I doing all the work?

You have to fuck me, not me!

Ah, yeah, you do all the work!

Ah, yeah!

Jesus!

I'm finished with you now!

It's your turn!

Mmm.

I'm done with you now!

You're worth this piece of shit!

Yeah, you stroke that cock.

Stroke it to your holly.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

You loser!

My Mr. Jack can do so much better than you!

Dirty bastard.

Of course, it's not always about the sex.

Sometimes it's just friendly bonding.

He was dirty coming to Batman.

So sweaty after a nice work.

Well, as they say, many paths may lead to the same destination.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Get down on my cock.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, please.

Oh, please.

Oh, Commissioner Gordon never knew about this.

It's your turn.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You've been such a fat girl.

Oh, my first.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah, come here.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmmmm...

Mmmmm...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

That's bad!

Mmmmm...

Come for me, Barbara!

Yeah!

Get off for me, Barbara!

Yeah!

It's a nice turn.

Oh, yeah!

I love you, Barbara.

And, of course, there was always the time.