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What's up?

Fuck Team 5 in the house? Oh yeah, once again.

Once again, back to the attack. We've been here before.

Many times.

You guys never done Fuck Team 5 before?

I haven't. And it's actually...

Our first time working together.

Yeah. Oh, really?

Okay. Yeah, we like making little mixtures of people and seeing what

whatever. You guys don't even know where we're going really right now, right?

No, really. No, where are you thinking? Well,

you know, we're going to have fun.

Yeah, definitely.

The thing is, you know how there's always these dudes saying, oh, I can do

I can do porn. I want to do porn. All day. Okay, we do a lot of naked .com, so

we heard that a lot. A lot of times.

They're always saying, oh, I'm going to shoot. I'm great, right? Can I sit with

you, please? Come on, I'm going to fuck you for two hours. Yeah, I can fucking

sit with you. I can fuck you, baby, in that eye, and then come fuck your ass

broke you.

Right. Fuck your brains out.

What really happens? Half of them suck. And come in your mouth, and then it's

like, you know, whatever. And then when we get there.

Come on, let me do APM for you, please.

Sometimes I ask myself, is this true or just saying it right now?

I don't know. Well, today we're going to find out if it's true. I got a room

full of dudes that have all, like, been begging and begging and begging. How

many? How many? How many? I don't even know. I don't even count.

Well, it doesn't matter because sometimes, like, I was in a casting in a

festival from Spain. It was, like, a hundred guys just rocking the penis, and

one can fuck the girl.

Okay, that's pretty much how it is. So this is how many guys are?

Right. It's a numbers game.

Power. Manpower.

Right. But I figured what you, I mean, dude, you know, everybody says that, you

know, they can't get hard for you guys. It's like, man.

But whatever. Maybe they just get to never know. Or maybe they're gay.

Maybe. And we have to fuck them in the ass.

Sorry,

that was a Diamond Kitty moment.

He knows who I am.

No,

I do.

Okay,

I don't want none of that today.

They're just starting out, so don't be hitting them with a fucking dildo in the

butt. That wouldn't really work out.

You know, they're talking. A lot of them are talking a big game. Some of them

look nervous and stuff, but they've never really done this before. They

know you're coming.

Ooh, that's exciting.

All they know is they're here to do a casting.

Oh, so they don't know we're really going to... No, they don't even know

coming. And you know, girls, we're going to make... Hey, we can act like we're

making a cast and say to the guy, okay, drop your penis, and we say, what is the

first one, get her.

Try and do this and play it before they... Whatever.

Play it in front of them?

Yeah. Okay, eat them, eat them. We can see it in the eyes.

Well,

the best thing is they know who you are.

They've been fucking whacking their wieners to you guys for years, and now

you're just going to, boom, appear right in front of them.

Yeah, I want you to take over. Yeah, take over.

Wow, you know what? I'm just really... You're all three are so fucking hot and

it's like all Latin.

It's all Latin. Fuck Team 5. Like, oh my God, man.

Let me see some titties. I want to see some titties.

Okay. Let's get these... Hold on, hold on. You're going to show your penis?

Yeah, here it is. Check it out.

Forget about it.

Yeah, it's like... I command you. I command you. Are you serious?

Are you serious?

It must be hot already.

You won't be laughing when it's in your butt.

Hey, we might like it.

What do you know about my butt? Wow, you guys look... You know, you guys have

never done anything together?

Nope. You all look great together. Me and her did something, but... This is

good. This is good. The three of us together never... This is a good lineup.

Well,

but we were in the same movie.

But we'd never be in the same movie, the three of us. All right, so this is a

special day.

Now I want to see your asses. Line up your asses.

Okay, wait, because I don't want to fall.

If I jump in, people will be like, what the fuck is going on in that limo?

Oh, my God, man.

Oh, shit.

These dudes are going to freak the fuck out.

Wow.

Some good shit.

You guys are going to really freak these dudes out. You know that, right?

You know they're going to trip. Oh, yeah.

Let's see. I can't wait to see that. I'm sure. How many are they, like for real?

I don't know. I saw the room, and it's like a whole bunch of dudes.

Probably some of them will pussy out right when you walk in. They don't know

you're coming, so they'll probably pussy out some of them or whatever.

Just attack them, and you guys take over, okay?

Like a reality porn show. Let's go.

Pretty much.

That's cool. This will be fun. This will be fun.

Whoa. Let's see.

Huh?

You like to bump up.

Got a room full of guys, man.

This makes me nervous.

So, um... Alright, so who we got here?

Alright.

A lot of you here for this casting, huh?

A lot of you guys here to pursue new things in life, huh?

Make some money.

Make some money? Yeah.

Okay.

Alright, so you know why you're here? You know?

You know what a casting is? Anybody know what a casting is?

Nah, it's just like a photo shoot.

Photoshoot, yeah, something like that.

Take some pictures, just, you know, see what you guys are working with.

You know, see if you got what it takes.

You know, see if you get it hard for the picture and stuff like that.

Who brought the girl?

I did. She's my girlfriend.

Oh, she wants to be a porn star too?

No, no, she's just here because she has questions. You know, she has to be okay

with me doing this and everything like that.

Okay. Does she talk? Why do you have to talk for her? No, she only speaks

Spanish, man.

Oh, okay.

Hi. Hello.

So you're going to be the partner, huh?

I'm trying to be. You want to show your package?

I mean, I just want to take some pictures and make some money, you know?

Really? Yep.

And you're bringing your girl, huh?

Doesn't that add, like, extra pressure?

She just has to approve, make sure she's okay with everything.

Okay.

Do you put it down at home? Does he fuck good?

Ask her.

I guess I already see a single being in the house.

Hombre, claro.

Is he big?

Big? Okay, well, maybe.

See if you get it hard. What about you, man?

Hello. Hello.

Uh -oh, I need another translator.

So you're here to show your package, huh? Yeah, definitely.

Show my package through the casting, see what it brings me. Yeah? Yeah, see what

it takes.

You want the pussy or the money?

Both would be great.

Money? Oh, look at this guy. He's like, I don't really care. Just give me the

money, right?

You can do it up front.

That never hurt.

So why us, man? Why Bang Bros?

Because we're Bang Bros.

Oh, because we're Bang Bros, huh? Because we're Bang Bros.

Oh, okay.

Look at you. You come straight from... Jesus, you're a long way from... Where

you come from, man? Way out in the woods.

Way out in the woods? What's your name?

Anthony. Anthony?

Yeah. Okay.

You wrestle alligators?

Yeah.

About anything else you want to eat? You got what it takes, man?

More than that.

Yeah? Are you hung?

What do you got? What are you working on? I'm getting a horse, but I'm good

enough. You're getting a horse, but okay.

What's your name, man? My name is Ricky.

Ricky? Yes, sir.

Okay. Want to fuck some chicks? Hell yeah.

Let's see what we got.

Yeah? Hell yeah.

Okay. Well, are you going to be able to get it hard for the picture? Yeah.

Yeah? Hell yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Bitch.

You're skinny, man.

Yeah, pretty skinny.

You got like, you like fucking, you know, some skinny guys, you know, they

fucking, you know, they're hung.

Yeah, pretty hung actually.

Yeah, you pretty confident?

Yeah, definitely.

You fuck a lot of girls?

Yeah, for sure.

Really? Because I don't believe you.

He said, fuck me.

I'm just saying, man.

Hello. Well, you know what you're doing, though. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right, all right, all right, man.

What's up?

What's up, man?

Man, make some money. Look at you. This is the only guy that looks, like, happy

to be here.

Look at him. I'm really happy to be here. Big old smile on your face. I've

watching since I was, like, 13.

There you go. See? Where are you from? You got a little bit of accent. I'm from

Brooklyn. Uh -oh.

Brooklyn.

Brooklyn's in the house. All right. He's representing Brooklyn.

So you definitely got what it takes to fuck these girls? Oh, I got it. Yeah, I

definitely got it.

Yeah? You ain't going to bust early or nothing?

Oh, no.

You know, it's not that easy, man. I don't know if you guys, you know, it's

like fucking girls at home, you know what I mean?

It's real easy when you're all by yourself, the lights are off, you know,

pressure, you know?

Fucking your girlfriend, you know?

It's just pictures, though. I mean, that's what I think a casting is.

Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, you guys might do good for the casting, but I'm

saying, though, you know, like, if you guys get chosen to do something, you

know.

What about you, man? What's your name? Introduce yourself.

Martin. Yeah? Where you from?

Uh, Chicago.

Chicago? Yeah.

Wow, we coming all over the place today, huh? We got Brooklyn, Chicago.

Yep. And you here what?

Just chilling, trying to see what's out there.

What made you want to do movies, do porn? Why? He tagged me along.

Who? Over there.

Oh, you brought your buddy? Yeah.

He's for support or what?

Is he going to help you get hard? I hope he's not going to help you get hard.

No, no, no, no. I get a percentage of whatever he makes just bringing him.

Okay. It's an extra income.

You guys can't go in the room together or nothing like that to take the

I hope not.

What's up, man?

What's going on?

How you doing? Where are you from? What's your name? Miami. I'm Dreadlock

Holmes.

I'm going to solve that pussy mystery.

Do you hear what this guy just said? Go ahead. Go ahead and introduce yourself

again. My name is Dreadlock Holmes, and I'm here to solve that pussy mystery.

Dreadlock Holmes.

Okay, I got you, dog. I mean, when did you come up with that?

Actually, he came up with it.

Well, everyone bring in their friends. Okay,

you guys are real close, huh?

Yo, I got to come do this casting, man. Come with me.

Did you help name them?

Dreadlock Holmes?

Yeah, I wouldn't admit that, bro.

Like, yeah.

Dreadlock Holmes. I got no shame. No shame.

Okay, so then, all right. Dreadlock Holmes. I mean, come on, man. You know

you know, you're taking that name from. So, I mean, so you must be pretty

confident. I know what I'm doing.

Really?

All right.

So, you packing or what?

I mean, I guess we'll have to see.

Dreadlock Holmes, man. He gave himself a name.

He's already ready to go, huh? Your career has started, huh? What's up?

I got fat on me to make money.

Anybody else got any cool porn star names they want to name themselves

Doug Wilson.

What was that? Doug Wilson.

Hold on. Let me repeat what I said.

Anybody have any cool names that they want to name themselves?

Okay. All right, all right, all right. I'll give you the answer to that. Go

ahead. Humor us.

Tell us the meaning.

Definitely from one of the best TV shows, Weeds.

A dude that is always higher than others.

Okay, like I said, anybody got any cool names?

That's cool, man. Doug Wilson.

All right, hope you do good with everything, Dougie.

So, Stretch.

Is it okay if I call you Stretch?

Sure, why not? Okay, all right.

So, Stretch, you're 23 now, right?

Mm -hmm. What age did you start fucking?

I'm guessing 21.

Yeah, that'd be pretty close.

Come on, really?

21?

More like last year.

Was she into computers?

Because I'm guessing she was into computers.

I'm guessing she had a head like a calculator.

It was more like a graphing calculator.

So, are we here?

Yeah, we're here. You ready to attack these dudes? Let's go. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Hey, look.

We're cracking our knuckles.

Teach these little fuckers what porn's all about, all right? Yep. Let's go.

Let's go right in here.

Let's go right in the door there to the right.

There? Yeah, yeah.

That's my dad. Oh, yeah. That's a fucking my dad.

I'll follow you.

I'll follow you. I'm ready.

Well, it doesn't matter. I'm a porn star.

Rebecca was like, I can see your panties. I'm a porn star. Yeah, it's

Actually, why am I wearing pink? Exactly.

Take them off.

Oh, let me go see.

It's fun when you can compare them, right? When you can be like, oh, this

this one's cool.

This one wasn't. Uh -oh.

Oh, look who it comes.

Look who it is. Look who it is, guys.

Oh,

shit. Hello.

Hi.

What's up, guys?

There's a bunch of them.

Come on in, girls. Come on in, girls. Come on in. That is a gal. What's that?

I don't know. She's a gal.

That's his girlfriend.

Oh, she's a girlfriend?

Yeah. She's letting him be here. Come on in, ladies. Come on in. Come on in.

Everybody get naked now.

Don't get nervous, dude.

Why don't you guys line up right here?

Line up for ladies.

Everybody put the pants down.

Everybody put the pants down.

Lizzie, eyes, boobs.

What do you want?

What do you guys think this is about?

Want to see some titties?

Hell yeah.

All right, girls, line up. Show them what's up.

That's funny because they were real talkative earlier.

Oh, really? They set up? Now they don't want to talk. I want to hear you guys

ask for your titties. What?

What? Let's see everything.

Okay.

Why are we going to get naked?

Get your checkbook set up. You guys are complaining already?

Guys come on

We're

any of you guys talking shit before they showed up I want to know

Who's the shit talker in the group?

All of them. All of them?

He looks like one.

He looks like one. Hey, why is the shit talker sitting down?

Why is the shit talker sitting down?

He's nervous right now. He's nervous? He's going to come out. That's all

He's going to come out of this, though. Yo, that's long stroke. You know that?

Yeah, that's long stroke.

If you shake, it probably goes a little more bigger.

Tips from the ladies, you know. I want to see Santa play some

masturbation. I don't know.

We cannot play. We don't have anything to play.

Yeah, they're ready for you. Aren't you guys hard up, ready to go? I'm getting

there.

Oh, no, no, no. That's a cute job.

If you want to go suck your penis, you need to show something to put in the

mouth.

Oh,

I get it. You guys thought there was fluffers?

I have no words. I want to show you something.

All right. Show me what's up.

You think it's easy? Throw that.

No.

I think you can handle that. Show your tongue. Show your tongue.

Why? Show your tongue.

What do you mean? Show your tongue. Don't do that. Show your tongue. It's

to get bigger. It's more bigger. Maybe we can do that.

All right, why don't you get... And his girl's here, too. Why don't you get step

four who wants to get their dick sucked right now?

This one is, like, excited.

Who's not supposed to step up? I know. I saw that.

Definitely you, dude. Come here.

Come here. You stand over here.

We don't want to do anything.

We don't see anything.

You don't see anything? You want to leave? I'm looking at them.

You want them to leave?

Someone grab this guy and take care of him. Just show him how a porn star sucks

a dick.

We can't let him suck that. That's not a dick.

I'm going to suck my finger.

You're going to suck her finger?

Oh, that was evil.

He licked her shirt and her finger.

Grab a guy and just start sucking their dick

I think they need a little help, girls.

I'm helping out, man.

Oh, he's rubbing my butt.

Okay,

we don't... I don't know. I want to get motivated, though.

This is a casting. What are these guys doing here watching the show?

Do you think it's funny, guys?

Why? Well, they're all laughing.

Are you guys wimping out back there? He's nervous. He's shaking his head.

He's got ADHD, man. Oh, that's all right. You know that?

Yeah.

He's shaking. He's shaking, huh? He's shaking. He's shaking.

Well, it's because it's you. You're scaring him. Yeah.

So, one more. One more. Uh -oh. Oh, he's probably got someone hard. Oh, I just

said for you to say it. Oh, I mean, that doesn't really matter. I like it.

He has more hair than I do. Look at that.

All right, homeboy steps up to the plate.

Give him a porn star blowjob. Hook him up.

You ready, dude?

Yeah, I'm ready.

See what happens when you get hard, guys?

Oh, look at Gator.

You see?

I get him hard, and the bitch is taking away from me. What the fuck?

I'm halfway there.

What about you?

I see you looking at me.

Okay, this one is a good one.

He doesn't want a BJ.

That is okay.

He said he doesn't want a BJ. Are you sure?

You know what a BJ means?

Yeah.

I know.

I don't want it.

Are you sure?

Uh, maybe.

Oh, he's like, no.

I didn't know what he was talking about.

I'm ready. I'm ready.

Yeah.

Go for it!

You know, the good thing about it is I can, you know, feel it getting home.

For once, I can, you know, feel it.

Don't get excited. I don't think we can do this. You know what it's a Spanish

kiss?

You want to know what it's a Spanish kiss? How long can we get?

You don't know? No.

Yeah,

pull your pants off dudes

Yeah, take over your socks. I hate guys.

You don't talk with talkers.

She's telling you what's up, huh? Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

All right.

Damn, boy, you hit his head.

You hit his head right here.

I got some spray in my purse.

Look at this.

Ha -ha, this one is having fun.

Two girls striking him off.

Are you having two? Why are you having two?

My shoes? But you got the biggest one. Why are you having two? Because you guys

don't want them.

All right.

Let me see. You're not getting hard.

You don't like it?

That's small.

You know that?

It's cute, you know?

What you don't like?

Poor girl, look at her. She's trying so hard. How do you call yourself?

Long?

Long.

Michael Long's Nick.

Look at that shirt.

Look at the beard.

That's making it hard.

Don't worry, man. I understand.

You were fucking twos before.

No, not like twos. I mean, I was only wearing the sevens.

Oh, shit.

Where do you say she is?

Oh, thank you. You just want me to keep talking about you.

This is a perfect time, right?

Yeah,

you still ain't long enough.

I will be.

You're going to do the dirty job?

You're smart.

Yeah, don't come here.

Because we are saved.

You like that?

Yeah. I'm going to have to switch.

No, he's getting it. Look at him.

I didn't know about that. Next time you need to take that.

It looks like my mother's pussy.

I'll save it.

No, she did not say that.

Well, you girls can laugh at it. You know what? It's the biggest penis, so...

Well,

I'm going to fuck you now, you know that? Oh, for sure.

I'm going to go get some water to put in your fucking dick.

Okay.

You okay?

For sure.

Yeah, why? I'm down. If you're not okay, it's fine. I'm down.

I'm down.

You wanna fuck now, huh? Yeah, definitely. I'm not gonna give you fuck

Yeah, definitely I wanna fuck.

Like that.

Like that?

Wanna hold this one here? You wanna fuck me?

Definitely.

I know. Stop thinking about it.

If you don't care about me, I'm gonna blame you a little bit.

Oh, for sure.

Like it?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, come on. He's getting attention out of me.

He's like, hey, you got glasses, but I'm sexy too.

Like that.

I think your girlfriend's looking at you.

Yeah? You got a smile on your face. She's

like, yeah, make that money.

Who said he wasn't gonna get it hard?

Look at

that. I feel so sorry for that one.

It's so hard.

She's excited watching.

She's watching.

Yeah, we don't have so much to do with that thing.

She's putting my mother through.

You can fake a death throw with that.

You can fake a dick throw.

You pretend you're dick throwing yourself, but it's not really touching

throat. I think the balls are bigger than this penis.

Brutal, dude.

What is it, toy?

Hey,

no one said no. They're like, hey, what is it? Show me how you do.

They haven't seen anything.

Are you excited?

Yeah. Give me a kiss at the time, huh? Look at me like that.

You're gonna get lucky pretty lips on that dick.

Please don't throw up.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Show me now, show me now.

No, I'm old school. Ricky's bigger.

Just wait.

You people brought condoms?

Of course. Of course?

What's that?

You want to follow that?

No,

he cannot.

Hey girls.

No chance.

Alright,

this is something else.

Do another fucking thesis.

Yeah, teach me.

Well, I need to put it to the lake for it.

I'm just going to fuck your face.

Yeah, she's going to teach you how to eat some pussy, dude.

Is that fine?

You hungry?

I'm starving.

Happy

Halloween.

You're not pregnant.

Shit.

Shut up.

What what exactly?

Get in it.

Come on.

Like that.

I want to do that too.

Open your eyes. I want you to see what she's licking.

Like that.

With these glasses. Just like that.

Right there.

So you can see better.

Up and down.

Yeah. Up and down. Stick it out. Stick it.

Oh.

Oh. You want to try?

He's like, no, thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

How about you?

I'm done.

You're done?

What do you think?

What do you think, Johnny?

Should I just jump off?

Right here.

Can you say my name?

I don't even know my name. Play with that cat boy!

I want you to say Rebecca, man.

Say Rebecca.

What do you say? I can't hear you.

Rebecca.

Rebecca.

Damn,

Poppy. We're going to have to shave you in here.

We'll have a lot going on.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You fucker.

You guys come and join us. What are you doing?

You got a big Moana, huh?

No, it's a diamond.

Diamond.

It's fucking good.

Look at this thing. It's funny, huh? It's so pretty.

Mom's got to feel it.

Look at the heart.

I don't know, because since you put the cones on, it comes down.

Well, they said they wanted a fucking porn star.

No, I don't know.

Are you guys ready to fuck or what?

Where

can

you dip? Because you're in a horn. I'm going with another cock.

You can see better?

That's long strokes.

Are you ready?

Whenever you are. First one going in.

Oh, too big.

And this is serious, no joke.

I like this one.

Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, it's like that.

Just right here on the tip.

How do you like it? Yeah.

Lucky you. You got a tip. I'm going to give it to you right now. If I'm going

tip, I'm going to give it to you.

I'm going to give it to you.

I'm going to make sure it tells you right now.

Okay, close it. Are you ready?

No, I'm not. Don't come yet.

Bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

Bang, bang. Bang, bang.

Bang, bang.

It's right there. I can't.

Oh, he got some good dick right here.

Yeah.

Fucking good.

You like that tight pussy? Yeah, fuck yeah.

Just because you licked it so fucking good.

Like that.

Like that.

Nice.

What was that, yes?

Okay, whatever you want.

Well, it's official. It's number eight.

How many inches have you got?

I don't know. I think it's seven.

I'm going to take my shoes off.

I'm just going to do something different.

I'm going to put you on the couch. Can you get me back in there?

What are you going to do? This is a nice couch.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Can we sit there? Yeah, go for it. Are you

watching?

Of course.

There's nothing... I mean, you do that.

Purple introduction.

He

doesn't

say anything.

What do I do? What do I do?

Fuck him like that?

All right,

just come to the edge.

I can't.

I want to break this shit.

keep going are you stopping now with that kind of talking you look like

He's putting his dick in my ass.

I'll kill him. You're only his eighth girl.

He's going so fast, he don't know what he's going to do.

Okay, hold on.

He's a trooper. Oh, he's trying. Okay, go ahead.

Tear it up, Gator. Tear it up, man.

We're trying to concentrate it.

Oh, right there, right there, right there.

One minute.

Keep going. Don't stop it.

Shit.

Keep going. Keep going.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, fuck that cock, baby.

What are we doing?

We got some creepers.

We want them.

How are we going to do that again?

Yeah,

you want to come?

How do you do? Good.

Man. You represented Gator? Yeah Gator!

Busted a nut.

I say you fit in dude, you fit in. Ah, you present casting.

What? He's alright.

He's cold as glasses, I like that.

Yeah, you like that? She's a school teacher, don't she? Huh? Is that what

thought it would be like? Yeah, I thought it would be like... I didn't

I'd have somebody else in my classes.

Nice.

Okay, I can come. He said he can come.

Well, how's your neck?

Let's see if he can.

I don't know because it's too small.

Is

there

like a pillow I could just remind you?

I'm going to sing it to the point, sir.

Sing about it, Ale.

Yeah,

fuck me hard. Oh yeah, just like that.

Don't worry.

You can do that.

Oh, yeah, drink up that fucking cock, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, probe that little cock hard.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, fuck me hard. Oh.

Oh,

he's ready.

He's 90 now, huh?

Yeah?

What

about

if you just bust him in my face?

Sure, no.

Not my face. Let me rephrase that.

I forgot for a second.

My boobs.

You're so hot again.

You want some good good again.

You want more?

That'll be it.

Hmm.

oh

Get it to me.

Good

job.

How do you feel, dude? Good.

Stress relief. Load off your chest? Yeah. Load on her chest.

No more stress.

What do you think about this guy?

Is he in or out? He did a great job.

He did a great job? I'm going to think about it next time I say no.

A regular guy cannot, but... I think you need to shave that a little bit. He's

going to shave his home, because that sucks for real. But he's going to...

are porn star tips, dude. You need to shave that bush.

For real, dude, right? Yeah.

Look at his face. He looks like Heidi.

You know Heidi?

No. He got the banged look.

He looks like Heidi.

Heidi, yeah, en el campo con la cabra y el pepe con la cabra.

That's right, you could beat it off at home

You had your chance.

Ah, man, I think we should take that eight back. I think it's back to seven.

It doesn't count unless you bust a nut, so down to seven. It's like seven and a

half.

That's all right.

You can stop whacking off, dude. It's all right.

We'll send you home with the play -at -home game.

www .bankrolls .com All right, guys, what do you think about porn?

Is he in? Can you let your boyfriend do it?

Is he good?

No? You don't want to let me do it? No?

He's a natural.

I think she wants you to do it to her when you get home.

Alright,

fuck team five.

Some people win, some people lose.

We rock the house once again.

I think we're all winners today.

We're all winners.

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