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Hello... Is it my turn?

The last caller was dumb.

Trying to kill himself over a girl.

I'm in deeper shit, I gave him my call.

Haven't heard from him since.

I know he tunes into this program. Get in touch if you hear this.

Let me know what you want.

No point in dragging it on.

As usual, dad's disappeared tonight.

No dinner, every day is the same.

He's grouchier than ever. Mom, when are you coming back?

Why don't you take me with you?

You know what an asshole your husband is.

Really, do you hate me?

Not even a phone call. God knows where you are.

I only hear from you through the pager.

Don't tell me you've forgotten our home number.

Have you re-married?

Am I really your daughter?

You certainly don't treat me like one.

I'm really in the dumps lately.

Yesterday, I was trapped in the lift.

Thank God I was trapped with a woman and her son.

I can't imagine otherwise.

Wing, if you were by my side...

I wouldn't be scared.

Don't you like me anymore?

Say it, if you want to break up.

So much on my mind, but I have no one to talk to.

- Even my best friend is gone. - I'm moving into the reform school.

Will you miss me, Cookie?

This is my friend Mosquito.

She's too naughty, so her mom forced her into a reform school.

She says she'll look me up on holiday.

She says promised to write me, but she hasn't.

Is she ignoring me like Wing is?

You're treating! The food, the fun, Dance Mania. Everything's on you!

I'm not contributing.

Can't say no. Remember, it's your treat.

Cookie...

Cookie, will you catch me if I jump?

Jump, and you'll find out.

You take me for a fool.

Hey, remember I asked you this before.

If your mom, your grandpa, Alex, and I were drowning... who would you save first?

- You'll know after taking a leap. - Taking a leap.

- You'll jump if I do, right? - Yeah, just jump.

Move back.

What now? I did it, what about it?

Just get the pink stockings from last time.

Go to Sham Shui Po, it's very cheap there.

Sorry I'm late. Who is this?

It's Sissy, you know, she nailed the interview.

Didn't you say no when I suggested it?

You're doing this behind our back. Does Bean Curd know this?

Don't tell her.

I'm going to spill the beans.

- Bean Curd don't know this. - Don't.

You have to beg.

I'll get you some presents.

Can't you let me break it to her myself?

I'll get you nail polish, okay?

Take a pick, what color?

They don't have pink, how about gold?

Okay.

Put Banana on the phone.

Hold on.

Where are you now?

What are you doing later?

You're going to the karaoke?

I'm meeting Bean Curd there.

Whatever, the call costs money, let's talk later.

See you there, bye.

- Ask away. - Say yes first.

- Nuts, what is it? - You have to promise me first.

Forget it.

Can I sleep over at your place?

No, tonight I'm delivering mobile phones to Shenzhen for KK.

Excuses, excuses, it's only a day trip.

But I won't be back till late.

I can wait, I don't mind.

It's impossible, my mom's lost her job.

She's on the sofa day and night, watching TV.

There's nowhere for you to sleep.

It doesn't matter, your mom and I are pals.

What pals? Just go home. Why are you sleeping out every night?

I just get yelled at when I'm home.

Don't rely on me.

What's up?

- What's it to you? Asshole. - Hey, babe.

- Get lost. - You want to make out, babe?

You're out of your league.

Wanna go out?

You go to hell.

- Where do you hang out? - Fuck off.

What a deadbeat.

Asshole.

Eat shit!

I dare you to repeat it!

Eat shit!

Piss off!

- Hey, where are you at? - How about you?

I'm back in Hong Kong.

You finally remembered to call.

I was busy.

A long distance call costs you only a few dollars.

- Can't you even afford that? - Why waste money?

I was just picking up some stuff for KK. What's this all about?

I was worried about you.

Like what? Retard.

You know, the paper says

60 people were arrested at the Face club.

Don't worry, we've got it all together.

Everything is taken care of.

Ever heard about accidents?

They come right out of the blue.

That's enough.

You'll be more concerned if I'm not worried.

Okay, knock it off.

Mom dragged me out of bed this morning

to have tea with Auntie.

Turned out, mom had to pick up the bill.

But then at the cell phone store

she refused to buy me a new one.

Why don't you get me one?

You think I'm loaded? You're crazy.

But I want the latest model.

I'm always buying stuff for you.

What can I do? Mom's not willing, and you're refusing

- I'll buy it myself, then. - Where are you getting this much money?

None of your business.

Don't tell me you're going to shoot those pin-up photos.

Why can't I?

Of course you can't, are you crazy?

It's not like I'm going to take my clothes off.

What if they ask you to?

- Are you drunk? I'm going to wear a top. - What?

- It's just a camisole. - Fuck the camisole.

- Is that a no? - Of course it is.

What's up?

What's with the look today?

I'm Spider-Woman, okay?

Losing your hair?

It's my new make-over.

Careful with that wig.

- Got any stuff? - What do you want?

- Ice, of course. - Got it.

- How much? - Three hundred.

Are you crazy?

- I'd rather buy clothes with that money. - You want it for free?

KK!

Where are you sitting here?

All those bitches called in sick. Who's going to work this if I don't?

But you're the big sister, this is not your place.

Have you seen Bean Curd?

Not yet.

She already called me.

- I'm looking for her, too. - Sissy!

What are you doing here?

- Nancy and King are all inside. - Really? Let's check it out!

Hey, stud. Karaoke?

60 dollars per head, no service charge, free drinks.

- We just finished. - Come again.

Banana, you're back!

Smart girl. I knew you could handle it.

Did you hear from Mosquito?

Yes, she sent a letter.

- What does it say? - Give it to me!

- Let me read it. - Let go.

"Sis, I got your letter." Yeah!

"I cried... tons of times here.

"Someone said I pissed her off, and told me to..."

- What's this word? - "Kneel".

How can you tell?

"...to kneel on the floor and say sorry.

"I could care less about her.

"Some people here are.." What's this word?

- "Lesbians". - How do you know?

"Lesbians".

"There's not much snacks to munch on.

- "I don't sleep well here." - "I keep waking up at night."

"I want to get out of here. I really, really want to.

"Someone told me new students must be bullied around.

"Like I care.

"This place is bad, and there's a lot of fleas.

"And they don't have ice cream.

"I'm really miserable here.

"Biggest mistake of my life, signing up for the school.

"Tell Cookie, Sissy, Banana

"and Bean Curd that I miss them.

"Bye-bye, signed, Mosquito."

Awesome.

You're putting me on.

The prize.

I'll eat it anyway.

Fuck this.

Cut his dick off.

SEX EXPERIMENTS

Sleeping with you.

Fucking with you.

You never have money, think I'm a sucker?

You're no sucker, just an ATM.

- What? What? - Where's Sissy?

She's with Jet in the room across. Ask KK.

Jet?

KK, KK.

- Which room is Jet in? - Room 10.

- Why are you so late? - Think I got here on foot?

I had time to go home and change.

Crime to be late?

- Where's Cookie and Banana? - I don't know.

- What's up with you? - Nothing.

Why are you so mad?

You talk sweet when you want something from me,

- but now-- - I'm not different.

I have my friends. I need to socialize.

- Where's Cookie and Banana? - In the next room.

Why don't we go find them?

Fuck off!

Let's go.

- Why is he flirting with you? - He came to my room.

Obviously he had seen you first.

- Your dress is practically see-through. - So what?

It's hot, there's holes on your pants, too.

It's not the same. Your dress is low-cut, your tits are showing.

- But you go back to China all the time. - What's it to you?

Don't you think I need to make a living?

Don't get mad.

I'm not, you want to buy this, but that.

- They cost money, you know? - Sissy, off you go.

Hurry up.

Take this.

Getting a little sticky here?

Women... you know.

- Where's the stuff? - It's here, don't worry.

Count it.

How much?

- 2,500. - How's the quality?

Top grade, of course.

Here's the change.

Mainland currency? You take me for a sucker?

What? The money is all here. Take it or leave it.

It was agreed the transaction be in Hong Kong dollars.

I had to change money.

When you overspend, you put it on my account, so what about my profit, then?

It's pittance, don't get so anal about it.

If everyone tells me it's pittance, how can I run my business?!

Consider it a loan. I'll do a few more pick-ups for you.

Promises, promises...

- What do you want me to do about it? - You always fight with your woman.

I said I'll go.

You think I believe in you?

I know you too well, you'll just back out.

How much stuff you got? Enough for me?

Enough to give you a good time.

- Is it top grade? - Of course.

You said the same the last time.

- But the stuff was adulterated. - Just a misunderstanding.

- What flavor you got? - Everything.

What are you to doing?

- Just talking. - Mind your own business.

- Talking about what? - Just chatting.

- What's it to you? - It's everything to do with me.

Shut up!

What do you want?

- What's it got to do with you? - Why are you hitting on her? Why?

- Why can't I? - You just can't.

- I have to go through you first? - Of course you do!

Shouldn't you ask her first if she minds?

What?

What do you mean, what?

See how much Bean Curd cares about Sissy...

- Whereas your boyfriend... - Look who's talking.

You and your one-night stands.

This is my girl you're hitting on.

What? Your girl?

- You have a problem with that? - Say so if you're gay.

What are you saying?!

- Just admit you're lesbians. - Dying to get trashed?

Watch your mouth!

Why? I call it as I see it.

- See if you like to get beaten to pulp. - Go ahead, I dare you.

- Which gang you're from? - Not for you to ask.

- Not on my turf. - Who are you to make a scene here?!

- KK, sorry. - Get lost!

Didn't know they're with you.

Piss off, asshole!

What are you still gawking at?!

How dare you mess with my girl? Piss off!

Mr. Chen yelled at me again?

- For what? - He said my hair was too short.

First it was too long, and now it's too short.

He dictates all the rules.

Is he going to demerit me every day until my hair grows back?

What can you do?

That idiot...

And then?

Who gives a shit.

Want me to wear a wig to school?

Open up!

Open the gate!

Chan Wing Kei.

Absent yesterday...

and late today. Are you a part of the school?

What do you want me to do?

Look at your hair.

And... what kind of shoes are these?

Think you look like a student?

What about it?

Tell me how you'd like to be punished.

The usual, then.

What's your crime?

Wearing earrings. You?

Can't you see?

You're asking for it.

Guess what his offense is?

Same as me, what else?

He's not even wearing socks.

What are you doing?

You're being punished, no talking!

Move apart!

Stand up straight, this is no picnic.

Does your feet burn?

I hope they are.

Any more talking, and you'll stand here through lunch.

So, the mass importation of opium

drained at lot of money from China.

It doesn't matter, I think we have chemistry.

You have a deep voice, it sounds manly.

What are you wearing?

Me? Of course I'm wearing the school uniform, I'm at school.

Prove it? Here's a live broadcast.

Hey, can you hear it?

I'm tired.

Hurry up.

Okay?

What a shitty day, I didn't wear a bra today.

You know, my uniform is very thin...

So that goddamn guidance counselor told me to run the steps.

Dirty old man.

And he had to run with me.

He should go to hell.

Hold on.

Andy, stop calling me here.

They charge you for the call.

Let me call you back.

Okay, bye-bye.

I have to hang up, the principal's here. Bye.

Hello, Andy?

So?

You want us to meet?

Really? You said the same thing the last time.

Okay.

What will you be wearing?

I'll see you tomorrow at the sticker machines in the mall.

Okay... bye.

Yesterday, when Bean Curd and I went out for a bite,

we saw Mr. Chen and Ms. Lee and Miss Lee's family. Wonder what they were up to?

- No way. Meeting the parents? - They must be having an affair.

Really? It doesn't look at way.

The rumor is not new.

Bean Curd says the same thing too. You just don't believe it.

Yesterday, I finally caught them together.

What?

You guys really hit it off.

So much to talk about.

What did I say before? Remember?

Run laps!

- What are you doing? - Putting on my shoes.

You call these sneakers?

No, but I can still run in them... right?

You always have the last word.

- Want me to run or what? - Run!

- Run! - No more talking back.

Run! What are you doing?

I am running.

Run faster, or he's really going to dish it out.

- Run, this is an order! - Is this corporal punishment?

You call this running?

- I'm doing what I'm told, what do you want? - Hold on to it, I'll make you run.

You're a pain.

Run faster, Ivy.

Hold on to it.

Run faster...

Run faster...

Idiot.

- Where you at, big mouth? - Hey, we're in the middle of a class!

Keep out of it, get lost.

What's wrong with you?

What's going on?

- If you have to squeal, tell me first. - Go fight outside, I need my sleep!

You had nothing better to do?

What's your point? I don't get it.

You know very well what you did.

You deserved it.

Let go!

You knew I was hitting on May.

What did you tell her?

Watch what you're saying, don't blame it on me.

You're the only one who's clear on all sides.

I talked to her, so what?!

- Watch it, tattletale. - I only did it for your own good.

You didn't have the guts to tell her to let her know the truth.

Get lost!

Come on, cut deeper like you mean it.

You life is a waste anyway.

What are you looking at?

Go to hell.

You want to stare? Stare, then.

Beef jerky, I loved this as a kid.

It used to cost 2 dollars.

Is the apple flavor better?

- Or the banana flavor? - I like the wheat one.

Do you have the cigarette-shaped chocolate?

It's so passé.

You stupid, don't buy it.

- Get something else! - What's popular now?

Arums.

Arums? They don't have it here.

Here it is.

Non-fattening, it's what you need.

I think beef jerky can help you to gain some weight.

I don't think you're masculine enough.

Is masculinity related to weight?

A little more weight makes you more manly.

Like pecs?

We'll drink beer.

This is good stuff, take this too.

It's too bitter.

Whatever, stop being so picky, like a woman.

What are you drinking?

Aren't you on diet?

What happened?

Mr. Chen made me run laps again today.

Are you okay?

I was late for school, I won't go tomorrow.

- No, get up first. - I'll carry you.

Be careful!

How much are these?

Knock it off.

- Watch it, bitch! - Bitch, you slapped me?

So?

How dare you?

- So, what are you going to do? - You're gonna pay for it.

- What do you want? - You want me to slice you more?

Let's just go.

- What are you gawking at? - Wimps, running scared?

Come back here!

Scram!

Scram!

Some people messed with us. How do I know which gang they belong to?

- They're from Yan Chai Middle school. - They're from Yan Chai. Hurry up.

Something's up.

Get your ass here!

You...

Are you looking for Andy?

Are you Andy?

Of course I am.

You don't recognize me?

I've never seen you before.

I know, but I recognize you.

- How's that? - Because you look like a banana.

You sound different from the phone.

I changed my voice.

- You can do that? - Sure.

Are you here to take picture too.

Taking pictures alone?

You see anyone with me?

No one's with you?

I'm meeting you here, aren't I?

- That's right. - I'm waiting for you.

I saw you fiddling with the buttons

and I thought you had company.

No.

I'm waiting for you.

Really?

Yes.

I'll choose this.

I wan-- "Funny"!

This one.

What about this one?

Okay.

Hello, Auntie.

It's been a while, long time no see.

Your Mom is a little out of it.

It's nothing, just sit.

Is dad coming by?

He's got mail.

Keep this one.

Usually I don't care what you do outside of school.

But this time, you used a knife

and cut her chest.

The wound was 3 to 4 inches long and needed 10 stitches.

Tell me, how can she wear a low-cut dress from now on?

Why do I care?

Sir, are we supposed to wear low-cut dress to school?

Even the school's social workers can't handle you.

You've here to fool around, I'm here to make a living.

Can you just stop causing trouble?

Does it make you cool to wave a knife around?

Someone could get killed, you know.

The choice is mine, who cares what you think.

The school's decided to suspend you.

Whether you can return will depend on your performance.

Suspended just for doing that?

It's the school's decision, understood?

Then so be it.

I'll contact your parents.

See if you can find them.

Let's go.

- Watch where you're going! - Make sure you don't trip!

Sissy looked like crap that day and said, "Oh, no, we can't go to school anymore."

No, it was you who cried, you didn't want me to leave.

I thought you were the mushy one.

What an asshole, that Mr. Chen. Dribbling a ball while talking to us.

I hate his beer belly.

The sight of it just pisses me off.

I really want to kick his ass, I'm serious.

Let's kick!

- Are you all right? - I sprained my toe.

I can't hold it on, we'll fall over.

Right, I'll tickle you.

Let go.

Bring your feet up a little.

See how much she's doing it? Bring your feet up a little.

I can't be as good as her.

You sure?

You think she's good? Watch me.

Do you know what you're doing?

After all the bragging, turns out she can't even catch up.

She didn't sleep well last night.

If you go swimming without enough sleep, how will you do?

She bragged about how good she is, and she still lost.

Don't make excuses for her, she's just not good.

That girl is probably on the varsity team.

You wouldn't last half of the course.

I lost, but I got myself a consolation prize.

Whose is it?

- Why did you take her stuff? - Put it away.

Why do you look tired?

How do you like a tampon shoved up in you all day?

Good thing my flow isn't heavy today.

What's wrong with you?

It's been a while since my last period.

I'm afraid I got knocked up.

Losing your virginity at 13?

Speak for yourself.

- Didn't you lose your virginity at 12? - Anything wrong with that?

Did I say it was?

Don't just lie there, is it for real?

Did he use protection?

He said it's not necessary the first time.

Do you know if he came inside or did he pull out in time?

No big deal, just get an abortion.

You'll have bigger breasts, thinner waistline, a better figure.

What kind of theory is that? Bigger breasts, maybe.

But a thinner waistline?

Pop, and your belly loses it. Of course you'll get thinner.

- Who has more experience in this? - Of course you're the expert.

I'm no expert, ask Dr. Banana.

Okay.

You're just as tan.

Cookie!

You be the judge, who's more tan.

You're both tan, I'm the palest.

Pale my foot.

We have to go, let's shower quickly.

Are you Cookie?

Why do you ask?

You don't understand even if I tell you.

Really, does Wing know about this?

He hasn't called, how would he know?

Don't worry, Godsister will give us a hand.

Even if she can't, there's plenty of places to get an abortion at Mong Kok.

The doctor there are pretty efficient.

They'll take care of you in a minute.

I hear it's painful.

Was your first time painful?

Of course it'll be a little painful when you stick something in there.

There's nothing to be upset about.

Don't worry, I've had a few abortions before.

One time, I left a clinic 15 minutes after the operation.

I even went dancing that night.

But I'm different from you.

There's no difference, Sissy is the same too.

But you're so experienced...

Banana!

Why didn't you return my calls?

I'm studying for exams, I'll call you later.

Who is he?

- Someone from party phone line. - I warned you about getting too close.

It comes with the job, can't be helped.

Take these cell phones,

give them to Jupiter at the Comrade Bar.

Mainland is short on supply, so raise 15 percent on the price.

- Are these the same people from last time? - Yes.

When you're done, come back in the evening.

Okay.

Have you heard about

this student exchange program to Japan?

No.

Take a look at the brochure. See if you're interested.

Take your time.

- Leung Lai-Yee? - Yes.

Can you explain why you're interested in this exchange program?

Because I'm interested in Japanese culture.

Let's say you're already in Japan and people there don't know you.

If you were to introduce yourself,

what would you tell them?

I'll tell them my name is Leung Lai-Yee.

I'm 17 years old, I just graduated from Form 5.

My name is Cookie, I'm 13 years old.

I'm in Form 2, I don't like books and sports. I've never traveled before.

Were you involved in any school activities?

Any accolades?

I was the secretary of the student government.

I represented my school during swimming competition

and I won the 200 meter event.

I'm the president of the Nap Club.

I can't swim, and I run last place

I'm good at nothing.

Do you have any plans for the future?

I hope someday I can go studying abroad.

The future?

How are you? So you finally wrote me.

Are you miserable inside there? Who told you to be so naughty?

If you behaved better,

your mom and the social worker wouldn't have forced you to go to the school.

We've been friends since kindergarten.

Now we're being separated.

You must save this leaf.

This is probably the last thing I'll give you.

After I move into the dorm, maybe I'll die in a car accident.

And you'll never see me again.

You can go see my body in the morgue.

Remember the last time you wanted me to see The Mummy with you?

We can scrap that now, you can just look at me.

I'll turn into a mummy after I go to the school, that's for sure.

You always say your life is miserable. But mine is even worse.

You still have your parents.

But I seem to have come from nowhere.

When can you leave school?

Right now, no one understands me except you.

I really miss you, why don't you come see me during the holidays?

Remember, you promised me before you left?

That when you're out... then, instead of your mom or other people, you'll see me first.

Do you really want to go to that school?

No, my mom was on one side. The social worker was on the other side.

When I went this way, the social worker pulled me back here.

And my mom was on my back, pushing and pushing.

Then the social worker closed in.

I was squeezed in between, and forced into the school.

Because she is my mom, she should be protecting me.

She always says how she carried me for 9 months before I was born.

So what?

I can easily carry a ball on my stomach for that long.

- Are you taking any books out? - No.

Let me see your bag.

What's this?

I just forgot to put it back, I didn't steal.

Do you have a library card?

- No. - You can check out books if you have one.

Here's the form.

Do you need help?

Screw the form, forget it.

Cookie, wait!

Cookie.

I checked out the book for you.

Why are you so nice? You want something out of it?

It's no big deal, just return it when you're done.

Okay, but don't bet on it.

Didn't you tell mom you'll pick these up at home?

- When did I say that? - It's your own home, you know?

I don't want to see your mom.

How is she?

She lost her job, what do you think?

You tell her to find work soon. Don't try to live off of me

- 200 dollars?! - I'm not obliged to give you anything.

Fool around if you must, just don't get knocked up.

Fuck off!

Never listens to anything I say...

Look who's finally here...

- What took you so long? - Hurry up!

Where's Bean Curd? Aren't we waiting for her?

She doesn't know about this, she wouldn't let me go.

Why did you tell her?

Even an ugly bitch like this can have her pictures published.

And me? There's no comparison.

Don't think you're lucky, it could be a trap.

Only I cheat people, not the other way around.

If we can make money by posing for pictures, then why not?

- How much do you get? - 1,000 dollars!

That much?

Let's see if there's anything interesting in the sex column.

Let me see your bag.

Today's question is...

"What's sperm made up of?"

- "Sperm"? - Of course not.

Doctor says the sperm is primarily made up of

protein, fructose,

amino... something,

different kinds of vitamins and minerals.

Whatever... it just means sperm is nutritious.

So it's good for you? I thought you're not supposed to swallow it.

Swallow? You didn't, did you?

If the guys is not clean, you're swallowing down his diseases?

But... the women in porn do it.

You're admitting it?

Watching porn?

What? Those discs were Wing's.

He said, why waste? So we browsed through them.

Did you do it in those positions?

You crazy, they're too difficult to follow.

They're all staged.

Ask Dr. Banana about those positions.

It's the Leon Lai bridge.

You have to overcome yourself to be a true winner!

Leon, can you hear me?!

I really miss you!

Over there, hurry.

No, it's over there, it's the Majestic Mall.

Where's the note?

- We can just call and ask. - There's no need, I know where it is.

No, it's back there...

- This way? - No.

Why don't we just call? It's easier.

Wait, aren't we supposed to look for Wing first?

- That's right. - It's okay, I'll do it myself.

- Do you know the way? - I do.

Okay, so call us after you talk to him

- I will. - Be careful

10 dollars for a slurpy, that's cheap!

- Yes? - Is this the photo studio?

- You here for Yeah magazine? - Yeah.

Follow me.

Two girls.

Which one's the model?

- She is. - I am.

Ray, they're here.

- Ray, they're here. - What's up?

What look do you want?

Japanese teen idol?

One Japanese teen idol look, coming up.

Look at this!

What? Forget the fax,

I'll just tell you now.

Just say... "I'm a..."

What was the age last time? 17? No, let's write 16 this time...

"...I'm a 16-year-old girl.

"I have two boyfriends.

"One who I don't know too well.

"The other I've been with for a long time.

"I just found out I'm pregnant...

"I don't know what to do and I don't know who the father is.

"I hope Doctor can help me."

Whatever, something like that, you decide.

Just write, "From a confused soul."

I have to hang up. A hot chick is here, okay?

Is this a fake tattoo?

Think you're cool?

Looking for VCDs, sister?

3 for 100 dollars, guaranteed quality, check it out.

What? It's not a holidays or anything,

what's brought you to Mong Kok?

It took me a while to find you. Why haven't you called me?

I'm fucking busy, lately the police often conducts raids.

I have to play hide and seek with them. It's a lot of pressure.

You're the man.

You got a pussy here, and another over there.

When can you introduce me to one?

Shut up!

Take it.

- Where are you going? - Getting a drink.

- Why did you come? - Who is she?

She's Cat.

She sells mobiles at the store across.

She just stopped by to chat, you got a problem?

That slut, it's obvious she's flirting with you.

Well, I can't stop it if that's what she wants to do.

So you let her do whatever she wants?

The women here are pretty lame.

So what?

I'm only 16.

You want me to commit to you before I have enough fun?

Wait if you want. If you can't, just find yourself a new guy.

- I don't mind. - But I do, asshole!

- What did you say? - I'm pregnant.

Get rid of it!

It's just money you want?

Keep it to treat your testicles.

You only got one ball, hope you lose the other one.

Fine, it's money saved!

Open up! Open up!

- What do you want? - Is this Yeah magazine?

- Yes? - Did two chicks come here?

- What do you want? - Out of my way!

- You can't go in. - Out of my way!

What are you doing here? Huh?

- Someone's causing trouble, look! - Why are you here?

- You know I don't like this. - Who the hell is she?

- How do I know? - I told you not to pose for these pictures.

I'm not doing it anyway.

Then why are you still sitting here?

- What is this about? - Who are you?

Shut up!

Miss, you're interfering with our shoot.

Get lost.

It's none of your business.

Sit up straight.

From now on, don't believe a word those bastards say.

Guys always say, "The first time is safe."

That's just to trick you, stupid.

Afterwards, they just walk away.

I wish even his throat catches an STD.

Still not there, I wonder where she is.

What's the use if you reach her?

I don't even know if I'm really pregnant.

And if I am, I don't know if I should get an abortion.

Even if I want do, I don't have the money.

Here's the money from the magazine shoot.

It's a loan, pay me back later.

Take it.

- How much you got? Fork it over. - All I have is 20 dollars.

This isn't much, but take it.

Take it, her one thousand dollars is not enough.

The money you get from selling the phone won't be much help.

It's better than nothing.

How do I reach you, now that you don't have your phone?

I'll just tell my mom I lost it.

She'll buy me a new one when she need to call me.

I can't sell my phone, I need it for my job.

Me too.

Forget it, I won't have the abortion. Take the money back.

You crazy, how old are you?

How can you have a child?

- Don't be stupid. - Let's go.

- Where are you going? - Follow me.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Come on.

Next.

I want to draw some money.

- Where's your bank book? - Didn't bring it.

You deposited some money for me before, consider it a loan?

Why do you need money? Where's you allowance?

I need to lend money to a friend, it's an emergency.

A friend? Can you trust anyone who needs to borrow from you?

Don't insult my friend.

Why aren't you in school today?

- I'm suspended. - When did that happen?!

- About a week ago. - A week ago? Where were you the last few days?

You never have this many questions Why are you asking so much today?

Fine, do whatever you want.

Stop!

Don't raise your voice at me! This is not home!

You want to get hysterical, get home first.

- Your daughter? - I don't have a daughter like that.

Next.

She's a nut!

Screwed up again?

Don't be like this, okay?

Forget about the abortion, here's your money.

Don't.

No abortion?

You're just a teenager, you want to walk around with a big belly?

Just take the money.

Hush, the savior is calling!

Who is this?

It's the Godsister.

I've been looking for you all day. Where were you?

- Cookie, are you all right? - I'm okay.

- Anything wrong? - Nothing.

- Feeling well? - I'm fine.

You have to thank Godsister for this.

Take it.

I don't know when I can pay you back.

No problem, you're Banana's friend.

Did you tell your mom about this? Does she know?

Her Mom? Her Mom left home long time ago.

Doesn't even give you a call?

Yeah, right, Cookie only has her pager number.

You serious? How come she doesn't have a phone?

She does, she just didn't give me the number...

No way, your mom is really something else.

Where's Mark?

Mark? We broke up.

I got a new boyfriend now. His name is Kenneth, he's cute.

- You serious? - Yes.

He's out for a rumble, should be back by now.

So, is this a bad time for us to come?

No, I'm glad you're here.

Keeps my mind off worrying about him.

I'm scared more. I'm afraid they'll come back and kill us.

Are you crazy? Of course not, you're my friend.

With they way I look, I'll be their first victim. Don't worry, I'll be the first.

Do you know how you can forget your worries?

You just find a bigger problem in life

to replace what you had before, get it?

I used to worry that I may get dumped by my boyfriend.

But now I'm not afraid anymore. My biggest worry is having no money.

- Without money, you can't be happy. - I already knew that.

Someday, you'll move in with your boyfriend,

get married and have kids. The cycle keeps repeating itself.

- Not for me! - No way!

- Not for the two of us. - Yeah, right.

How can we have kids?

You'll have kids with your boyfriends

- I'm her boyfriend. - How can we have kids?

- It won't happen. - It will.

Knock it off.

What's going on?

What's up?

I'm risking my life out there and you're treating them to my stuff?

You're hurt again? Are you okay?

I'll take you upstairs.

You're all wet, is it pouring outside?

It's pouring tits inside.

- And look, after the rain, a rainbow! - Pipe down!

You have a streak of black yourself.

- So cool, take a picture. - Are you man or woman?

What's wrong with you? You are blowing it in my face.

So rude, blow it up.

Don't do it again, I warn you.

Just wash it off.

I'll go look for Bean Curd.

Get up, stop fooling.

- Don't play dead. - What are you doing? Let me.

Don't throw it yet, let me.

What are you doing?

Imbeciles.

You're the imbecile, let me do it...

Does it... hurt?

It hurts every time.

It's my calling, can't be helped. What can I do?

You're always attacking other guys?

Occasionally.

Big brother would call us up 2 to 3 times a week

I have to go, I don't have a choice.

Have you tried party line before?

I don't do that kind of childish stuff.

You've tried it before?

Of course not, why would I?

That's good...

otherwise I'd toss you down here.

You really got a pair of wings on your back, can you fly?

Of course, I'm Batman.

What Batman? Aren't you afraid of falling to your death?

Only normal people would do what's normal.

Of course I'm not afraid.

Only a retard like you would worry.

So are you normal or retarded?

Retarded.

Dumbass, felt anything when I threw darts at you?

You didn't move at all.

I'm not dumb, I'm brave.

If it were other people, they would've ran away already.

You think they are stupid?

Darts don't hurt.

- Really? - It depends on who throws it.

I didn't feel a thing when you did it.

Of course.

But you're the only one, with other people it's a different story.

That girl is an idiot.

She's probably just faking it.

Faking it?

- You want to bet that I can get her naked? - No way.

Who called me an idiot?

I'll show you, then.

Nobody called you an idiot, come down first.

I'm okay.

I know you're okay, just come down here.

Here... slowly.

It should be an ace.

What kind?

Ace of hearts.

How did you know?

A King and an ace, your future husband's last name must be Zeng.

- You serious? - My last name is Zeng.

Year, right, think I am dumb?

Liquor, Sex, Money, Fortune.

Wow, only sex, so you do it a lot?

- No way, I'm not sitting naked. - You don't need a jacket, you are sex maniac.

But you handed out the cards.

The card say you're sex maniac.

See only SEX.

You're the horny one, not me.

Is that a fake tattoo?

- Yes. - Why not get a real one?

- I got one. - Where is it?

Not telling you.

On your back?

No, more towards the front.

On your waist?

Up a little.

Don't say it's your underarm.

You idiot.

We need models for a shoot, you interested?

- Really? - Yes.

- Are you making this up? - Of course not, the shoot is in Japan.

- Who knows if you're just lying to me? - I don't lie to people, I'm a great guy.

A great guy?

A great ride... I mean... A great guy.

I haven't noticed.

Don't you need a picture for the visa?

- Do you shoot it from the front or the side? - Well...

You decide. You can even shoot it from the back.

- Really? - Yes.

So there's a lot of Hello Kitty?

Not just Hello Kitty. After Hello Kitty Land, we can go to Disneyland.

And then go skiing, and then visit my sister.

Are you flirting with men again?

What's wrong with a little socializing?

Why are you like this?

Always acting the same way.

Who am I to you?

I'm your lover.

Don't you ever get tired of this? I need to see other friends.

Always giving my friends a hard time.

Why don't you take off your ET patch?

Still thinking about your last girlfriend? You think I'm stupid?

It's two different things, don't mix them up, okay?

- What two different things? - She's fickle.

Shut the hell up!

I dare you to take off that patch!

I won't.

You always wear that junk on your hands. Where's your ring? Where is it?

- Look at those ugly things on you. - What you mean?

Get off my back.

- Well, are you going to take it off? - No.

- Say that again. - I said I won't, and I mean it!

Fine, we're off to Japan, then.

We'll go see Hello Kitty.

If you walk out from this door, don't think about coming back!

I walk out. I'm not planning to come back, sorry.

Bye-bye, we're going to Japan.

- What? - Nothing.

You call this nothing?

You mean there's something?

You call this nothing?

So, what is it?

No.

What, no?

No means no.

For real?

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Go... go out of here!

She's fucked up, leave now!

What happened to you?

- Get up. - Leave me alone!

Wake up...

Leave me alone!

Wake up...

What did you do to yourself?

- Stop it. - Leave me alone, go away!

Are you okay?

Anybody here? Is there a doctor here?

Anybody here?

Yes?

Urine test.

Are you feeling any discomfort?

Get some rest. We're on our way back to Tuen Mun.

Sleep a while.

Here you go.

What?

Chuck it!

Wing, our child is no more.

I found out that boyfriends are not that important.

What's most important is friends.

If it weren't for my friends, I really wouldn't know what to do.

I really didn't want to give up the child.

But what choice did I have? I'm young...

And my family doesn't care about me.

I hope it won't blame me.

I wish I could see Mosquito now.

But she seems to have disappeared.

Sissy and Bean Curd broke up.

People say, "Till death do us apart. Love conquers all."

I don't believe in them at all.

I'm not the same as before.

I'm not as innocent as before.

Banana got her act together.

She doesn't do party line anymore.

I don't know why Lai-Yee borrowed the book for me that day.

At first, I decided not to return it, but I marked down it's due date in my diary anyway.

I saw Lai-Yee a few times...

and we had a good time.

But she went to Japan to study.

She said she'll see me when she comes back

I hope she won't be the third person to lie to me.

Mom, when will you come back?