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MALE: So, um, you know I'm going back home this weekend.

-FEMALE: Oh, yeah? -MALE: And I was thinking

that you could--you could come with.

It's--it's--it's really nice over there,

and you could meet my parents,and I don't know, see all the--

Sorry, can I just ask you a question?

Uh-huh.

Do you--um,

do you think that I love you?

Oh.

Yeah.

You tell me all the timethat you do,

so I mean, as it were--

Uh, well, y-yeah,

but you know, love, it's a funny word, isn't it?

It's funny.

I mean, it can mean so many different things.

Okay, uh, not--not quite sure what you mean.

-Um... -Okay. All right.

Um, in the Aegean Sea, for instance,

uh, they have, like, five different words for love.

Um, so, like, romantic love has a different word

than the love you have to your friend

or the love you have for great food

or--or good song, you know.

Um, do you know what I mean?

So, for example,

I absolutely love that snail

that's attached to that coral over there.

-Okay, yeah. -Look at it.

I mean, it has such a beautiful shell.

I--it really ties this whole place together,

you know, really makes it feel complete.

Yeah.

And I mean, you can even love something

as simple as a joke

or a funny thing that's happened

like, um, when me and my friends went to Meg's hen do.

-Yeah. -[chuckles]

We built her, like, this funny hat...

Yeah?

Made out of a bit of seaweed...

What?

That looked just like a giant knob.

-No. -[laughing]

[both laughing]

It was so funny.

We all loved it.

[both laughing]

I'm--I'm still a bit confused.

Yeah.

Do you--do you love me?

Yes. Yes, I love you.

All right. Yeah.

Great.

'Cause, yeah, I love you too.

SINGER: ♪ You're looking for a good look ♪

♪

[dreamy music]

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Hey, good timing.

PAIGE: Holy shit.

You make this for girls and you expect me to believe

you have trouble with relationships?

Ah, well, I don't usually get to the point

where they spend the night.

Mmm!

I could get used to this.

So could I.

Let's move in together.

[laughing]

No, I'm serious.

[continues laughing]

Yeah.

Yeah, that is, uh...

That's very clear.

You're amazing.

[laughing]You're like this

open, exposed wound.

-All right. -[laughs]

You're like an emotional flasher.

Oh.

[laughs]It's like,

Why, darling, take a look at me soul.

-[laughs] -All right, well...

Uh, I get it.

You think I'm crazy.

Okay, I'll leave you be, but, uh,

um, feel free to enjoy the toast.

No rush.

And it was really nice to meet you.

Good luck with everything.

Jerome.

Well, I just need a moment. Thanks.

I like you, Jerome.

You're crazy.

That's why I like you, I think.

[laughs]

But I'm not gonna

move in with you,

'cause we've known each other less than 12 hours.

So...

Maybe we could just

go to the movies or something?

Okay. [chuckles]

That's good.

Yeah?

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♪

JEROME: But he's your client.

PAIGE: I know, exactly.

[laughs]

I'm not boring you, am I?

Oh, no, no, no.

I--I just can't believe it.

I mean, you crushed the Armstrong deposition,

and then Moretti has the audacity

to pull you off the case before voir dire?

All 'cause he sees dollar signs?

I love talking to youabout my day.

Mm.

Just takesall the stress away.

Maybe we should move in together.

No.You're insane.

-[Paige moans] -JEROME: That was--

PAIGE: Yeah.

-[laughs] -[moans]

How does it keep getting--

Better?

I don't know.

Will you--

[laughs] Move in with you?

Yeah.

-No. -Oh.

[laughs]

[dreamy music]

-[exhales] -Yay!

[laughs]

What did you wish for?

[groans]

[scoffs]

JEROME: Say, do you want to--

Don't do it.

You've made your desires clear.

And it's not a

completely inappropriate question anymore.

I'll give you that.

I'm just not ready.

♪

JEROME: No, it's actually perfect,

'cause I needed anew key chain anyway.

Well, it's not for your keys.

It's for our keys.

Our keys?

I'm saying that I'm ready.

Do you want to move in together?

[chuckles]

I...

absolutely

do not want tomove in with you.

BOTH: What?

SINGER: ♪ Sometimes I

♪ Feel like

♪ Flying away

♪

[change jingles]

[coin clinks]

[electronic music]

[thudding]

Oh...

[coughs]

[groans]

Wind knocked out...

Oh...

[coughs]

Oh...

Wind knocked out.

[whines] Got the wind knocked out of me.

[grunts]

Debra...

Debra.

[sighs]

Debra, you got a problem.

You got a problem.

[sighs]

You need to go home.

[quirky music]

Debra, please...

[groovy music]

-NICOLE: No. -DAN: Yeah?

No.

DAN: Okay, right on.

Take your time.

Uh...

Move slowly, that'll help.

Okay.

Oh, this is good.

Not that one.

The remix.

The remix.

JEROME: Dan!

Dan, Dan, Dan!

Hey, Dan. I need your help.

Oh, so now you need my help?

JEROME: Wait, what are youtalking about?

I always ask for your help.

Oh, yeah; I don't know why I said it like that.

-[Nicole snapping fingers] -Uh, listen.

Can you just give me one second?

JEROME: Dan, Dan.

Tonic!

Uh...

♪

Okay, yeah. Sorry.

Thanks for waiting.

How can I be of service, my liege?

Paige asked me to move in with her,

-but I-- -Oh, that's great!

-Congratulations. -Wait, wait.

When she asked me, I said no.

What?

I said, "I said no."

♪

What?

Well, that was really stupid of you.

All you ever talk about's moving in with her.

Yeah, I know that, Dan.

But I don't knowwhy I said no.

I mean, I wantedto say yes.

My mind was saying yes,but when I opened my mouth,

the only thing that came outwas no.

[sighs]

I see.

I get it.

What have I always said

about relationships, Jerome?

Relationships

-are about trust. -Oh, no, you never said that.

-Yeah, well... -Come on.

Trust between you and your gut.

Okay? All right?

So when Paige asked you to move in

and you were like, "no,"

that was your gut talking.

You want my advice?

You better dump this chick quick.

Dan, I love this woman.

I love her.

I have never felt this wayabout anyone

in my entire life, ever.

And I'm not gonna let this endbecause of one incident.

Yeah, well, you know what?

If you don't call it quits, she will.

You gotta beat her to the punch.

Thanks, Dan.

What?

I--

I know why I said no to Paige.

Yeah!

Yeah, because she sucks, bro!

Ah, he's back.

I'm alsocoming to the conclusion

that you haveno fucking idea

what you're talking about.

You know, I've been takingyour terrible advice for years.

And it's led me nowhere.

Um...

Yeah, I--I--

Yeah, I know.

You know?

Uh...

Yeah, um,

I'm really sorry.

[sighs] Look, man.

We haven't been as close over this past year,

but I've changed,

like, a lot.

Um, believe it or not, like,

I'm mostly spouting this, like, macho bullshit

for your benefit.

It's like our thing, and I

didn't want to, like, mess with the dynamic, you know?

[sighs]

The truth is, hanging out with Nicole

has, like, given me this, like,

whole new perspective.

Like, check this out.

Like, women are people too.

Like, their thoughts and feelings

should be considered as equally as ours.

Like, when I realized that shit, it was like--

[mimics explosion]

And you know what else?

The more I respect womankind,

the stronger I am, you know what I mean?

Like, I-- I am my own man now

in a way that I never was before.

Like--

My set's over. Come on.

Fetch my coat.

Let's go.

Yes, Mommy.

NICOLE: Move your ass.

[smacks, Dan gasps, laughs]

I'll see you later.

[horn music]

I know what I have to do.

SINGER: ♪ Just gimme that

♪ Water

[stomach growling]

WOMAN: I need food.

[chomping]

I need a bed.

[shivering]

I need a warm bed.

[hammering]

I need a house.

[upbeat music]

I need a car.

[exhales]

I need a washing machine,

a big sofa, a microwave,

a toaster, a doormat,

a pasta maker.

I need a bigger car.

I need new clothes. Lots of clothes.

♪

I need a haircut.

I need to do my nails.

I need to shave.

I need more shoes.

Red flat ones, black heels,

blue sneakers, green boots.

I need to stop.

I need a boyfriend.

[somber music]

I need to cuddle.

I need to share.

♪

I need excitement.

[smooch]

I need a lover.

-Mm, mm... -Oh, yeah.

[woman sobbing]

WOMAN: I need to forget.

I need a friend.

[phone ringing, vibrating]

I need more friends.

Lots of friends.

[thumping club music]

I need to be alone.

[pensive music]

I need to learn how to be alone.

♪

I need to create.

[chittering]

[warbling]

I need to create something good.

♪

MAN: Abortion is murder.

Abortion is murder!

Abortion is murder!

-Hi. -Hello.

Um...

I'm wondering, um,

if I'd be able-- I didn't--

Sorry. What's that?

I'd like to just...

If I'd be able to get a...

What do you need?

An STD test.

Okay.

Fill this out, and bring it back.

Okay.

[indistinct chatter]

[women speaking Spanish]

[phone ringing]

[indistinct chatter]

-Here you go. -Thanks.

[women speaking Spanish]

Hey.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Come here.

[chuckles]

Here, I'll just move.

Oh, okay.Okay.

[both chuckle]

-Hey. -Hey.

-How are ya? -Great.

How are you doing?

-Great. -Great.

It's so crazy, like, seeing you outside of the office.

-Right? -For once.

-Yeah. -It's so cool.

How's your weekend going?

Uh...

Really good, actually.

Yeah? Good.

I found a brunch spot.

Oh. Really?

Mm-hmm.

-Good, good, good. -Mm-hmm.

MAN: Murderer!

[woman speaks in Spanish]

MAN: You are a murderer.

[woman sighs]

[women speaking Spanish]

So--so did you have todo any work this weekend?

-Maria del Carmen. -Um...

-[speaking Spanish] -You can head back now.

[traffic whirring]

Did you understand what they were saying?

Uh, no.

I don't know, I feellike I should've given her,

like, a hug or something.

I know, right?

[door creaking]

MAN: Whore!

-That's what you-- -Fuck you!

MAN: That's what you will be if you go in there!

[man yelling indistinctly]

Hey, I'm herefor an STD test.

WOMAN: Fill this out,and bring it back.

♪

[bird chirping]

[pattering thuds]

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Paige!

Paige!

♪

[panting]

[buzzer buzzing]

[panting]

PAIGE: Hello?

[gasps]Hey.

Hi.

Hey, yeah, hi, it's Jerome.

Hi.

-Look-- -[static]

-Jerome? -[Jerome coughs]

Yeah, so I say, it's six inches, all right;

you just got to measure it diagonally.

Hel--

Hello?

Hello?

Shit.

[plastic bag rustles]

You know, I--I've--I've beendoing a lot of thinking.

-Uh-- -[static]

Wait, what?

I've just been too emotional my entire life.

And there's been one emotion that's ruled among the rest.

It's--it's been fear.

Yo, my man.

Uh, is this gonna take long?

I--I need to use the buzzer.

Sorry.

Anyway, I don't know.

I don't know, Paige,

I just let fear totally rule my life.

Because I was scared of getting the thing I want,

because if you have the thing you want, then--

then you can lose the thing you want.

And that--that's why I put myself in these positions

where I was just told"no, no, no," all the time.

That's why I'd always--always pressure you

to, like, move in with me.

And then when you finally agreed to move in with me,

I said no because I was scared, but I'm done--

I am done letting fear hijack my life.

I love you.

I love you, Paige Turner.

And I don't want to lose you.

-[static crackling] -Wonderful times

we had together like--

I got you that astronaut ice cream.

And then that time you had that rumbly tummy and then--

DELIVERY GUY: My man!

My phone is dead, dog.

I just need to use the buzzer.

Shut the fuck up!

Please!

I'm in a groove!

I'm so sorry about that.

I don't--I didn't mean to--

I'm just trying to come to terms with this whole thing,

and I know I don't deserve you,

but I really love you a lot, so maybe open the door, we--

-[door thuds] -Oh.

Jerome?

Hey.

I thought that was you.

What do you mean? Of course it's me.

Well, um, the

intercom's down, so--

I just gave youthe whole speech.

You didn't hearany of it?

A whole what?

I can't hear what you're saying.

DELIVERY GUY: Yeah, I-- I think he might be

losing his voice. He was

talking to that thing for a very long time.

Then he started screaming at me pretty hard.

What did he say?

"Dude, shut the fuck up!

-I'm in a groove." -No, what did he say to me?

Oh, well, basically he's got a lot of emotional problems.

I mean, he's very scared of a lot of shit,

not like real scary shit like spiders

and clowns and snakes and shit, but like, man fear,

like, of feelings and dating.

And stuff like that.

He used to thinkthat he wanted that shit,

but then he found outthat he was scared.

But because he realizedhe was scared,

he's not scared anymore.

And it actually makes sense when you think about it.

Oh, and he said repeatedly that he loves you.

Is that right?

[mouths words]

Yeah, um, uh, you think you could let me in?

It's--it's very cold out here.

I've--

And--and he wants to know

if you still want to move in together.

Oh, Jerome.

Yes.

[laughs]

But first you reallyneed to see a therapist.

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. No problem.

For sure.

[relaxing music]

♪

SINGER: ♪ Just gimme that

♪ Water

♪

♪ Just gimme that

♪ Water

♪

♪ Babe

♪

♪ Talking your shit

♪

♪ Rocking your hips

♪

♪ Locking your lips

♪

♪ Like, babe

♪

♪ Water

♪

♪ Just gimme that

♪ Water

-[clear music] -CHORUS: ♪ Yes