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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Danny,

come over here.

I need your help.

Okay, listen, so... I went shopping for our party tonight, our lingerie party.

Okay. There's gonna be a lot of hot boys.

Okay. Is this what this is all about?

Yes. So...

I'm thinking this, but I want to try on all this other stuff, and I want your

input. This is cute. I like this. You can, like,

tie it. It just seems like a lot of work.

And I just drew that part.

This is not working out.

All right, so help me out.

Something else?

Do you have to, like, unlace it to take them off? I have no idea.

What else you got? Because that's beautiful.

Maybe we can go matchy -matchy. Let me try the balloon.

Yeah, I'm going to try my balloon.

What else you got? You got that.

We almost have, like, the same stuff.

No. It's like we went shopping together, only we didn't.

I'm glad our assistants shopped for us. You just missed that. Do you wear the

blue bottoms?

And I'll wear the pink top. And we'll be, like, fucked up superheroes.

We need so much help.

Oh, wait. I'm putting them on. By the way, can I just see how great your tits

look? Can I touch them? Yeah.

What have you been doing?

Eating.

I mean, they look amazing, girls.

Okay,

I'm going to behave.

Okay, so you're doing blue or no?

The Kraken.

So you're not going to do the blue?

No. What are you doing?

Are we matching?

I just put some blue on.

Okay, let's see what we look like in blue. Do we clash? Because it's

blue. The blue and blue?

I don't know. Right?

I feel like we clash.

I feel like a sports team.

It doesn't go because I'm a different blue.

And you're twisting.

Oh, no.

I'm going to try something else.

Okay, I'm going to try something else too. Blue is no go.

What about orange?

Orange. Okay.

Like a little sexy traffic cone.

You're more top heavy.

I'm like.

You're the top heavy. What if I try.

Can I try your bra?

Not because I've been able to think about it. If my boobs look even bigger,

we'll get, like, all these free drinks at the party. True.

Okay, let me try it.

What do you think?

I mean, actually, it kind of looks good. Like my life. Really?

Try my bra.

I can hide. I can hide boobs.

What about this side? This side is not good.

Yes, no way. You can fit, like, I can put it on my butt.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so this is... I think you should go with my bra. Let me see your bra.

Okay, I'm gonna... This is cute because it has the... Oh, right. Oh, shit. You

know, bitches like the bling bling.

Mm -hmm.

We need help with this.

Yeah. Seriously.

Where's our assistant? Okay,

so... What are you gonna do?

If I'm wearing this?

Mm...

Are you going to do the same thing?

Are we going to clash again because it's like a different shade?

Yeah. Don't throw shade.

Why are you throwing shade at me?

I'm going to do pink, even though I hate the color pink.

Let's see what happens.

Let me see that. You're trying to get some dick tonight.

Girl, I'm trying to grow out some bush.

Oh, man.

I don't know about all that.

Let me see on your butt.

This is cute.

You like it?

Mm -hmm.

Well, I gotta, like, definitely decide on something instead of you.

What if you go with... I know. What if, since you have black stockings, what if

you did black lingerie? Is that too, like... And then I do color.

That way... That would be cool if it's not the same. Right. Is black too basic?

No. Black is always in, girl.

It's never basic.

The black or the black.

And I am talking about lingerie. Okay.

And I can do, like, sexy... I know. I'm gonna... Remember the first one I was

wearing? This one?

I'm thinking about this one, because it's so cute. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you have that little... You're, like, the nice one, and I'm, like, the

cunt. Ooh. No, we're gonna be bad cop, good cop.

We're gonna fuck some boys up tonight. Okay, yeah.

Okay.

But you know what I feel like we need?

A guy's opinion.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, because, like, he would know what... Because you know how guys are.

they can, like, look at you and tell you what looks good or not.

Whether they're gay or straight, because they just kind of, like, picture in

their mind what they like.

So I want to... What am I doing?

Just do that.

Like, remember when you... Do you remember, like... Do you remember that,

used to be the stuff? Yes! I was going to say, when you, like, wear the two

bras.

All right.

Let's call him over and, like, ask him what he thinks. Derek!

Derek!

I don't know. I like this one. Yeah, I think so, too.

And then you've got, like, a little... What color is that? I don't know. What's

that? Hi!

Okay, so, listen. We're going to this party tonight. It's a lingerie party.

is there a shirt that you let out?

It's mine inside out. That's me.

Okay.

Oh, okay. It is inside out. Listen.

I can't tell. He was doing stuff to me. What were you doing?

I was doing laundry and apparently I put it on inside out.

Okay. Okay. So cute. Alright. You gotta explain to him what's up. Okay.

Stop touching my panties.

Okay. I'll leave then. No, no, no. We need your opinion.

We're going to this awesome lingerie party.

I need to see a man's opinion.

You don't see anybody putting it on.

I'm not putting it on. What's your favorite color?

Is it blue?

Yeah. Okay, so we wanted to go to a lingerie party tonight. No, I need to

to compare.

It is the hottest party in Hollywood Hills. It's all lingerie. We need your

help. We don't know what to wear. Because we both want to look good. We

want to clash.

What's wrong with that?

Is it too plain Jane? No, I need to see it.

Why did this turn into abuse me? You wanted my opinion, and now you're just

draping shit on me. What should Nikki wear that will go with this that isn't

matchy? I was thinking like this, because then she could be like the dark,

mysterious one. I don't know, the panties on my head fit pretty well.

Do they smell good? You're the best roommate ever.

I'm pretty awesome.

I let you guys abuse me. I know, you like it. Deep down inside, you like it.

we talk about these, though?

They're really nice.

I mean, we do shower together.

It's not like I haven't seen them before. I've seen them, but it's more at

distance. They're usually fleeting. They're retreating from you.

Touch it. I'm touching it. I'm touching it. Touch this. Okay, well, it's that.

But hold on, seriously. Before we, like, get too retarded.

Too late.

What do you think of it, brah?

I like that one. Yeah? Yeah, it's a good color on you. Okay, thank you. It goes

well with my skin tone.

Cool. Not that you didn't know that. Well, no, I didn't. That's why I needed

your opinion.

I didn't. So then we're set.

Yeah. And then that, right? Yeah.

Should I just put it on right now? No.

Whoa. Help.

Let me help.

Help. Okay.

Just go like this.

And then just go like this.

I didn't go like this.

What is going on? I thought this was like... Nanny, what are you doing?

Where do you think you're going? We need a pregame before the party tonight.

Yes,

give it up.

We want some.

friend would I be if I said that?

A bad one.

Do you like your balls looking?

I think I'm going to like pretty much anything you'll do to me.

Really? Pretty much. Good to know.

Fuck yeah.

You're such a good friend.

Take it.

How about both of them in my mind?

I think she's right.

I'm gonna go ham on those dicks.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.