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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Where

the

fuck is my coffee?

Johnny!

Here you go, McDaniel.

God, you're the worst. The line was crazy at the coffee shop, sorry.

And... That isn't good.

It's cold.

Oh, really?

I can get you another one. I can put it in a microwave.

A microwave? What, I'm going to get cancer?

Do you want me to go get you another one?

No, just tell me what I have for today.

All right, well, today a couple things got moved around. We have you down for

that solo masturbation scene. It was supposed to be at 2. It's now 4 o

And we have to get you nailed down at 7. And we have an interview at 8 .30.

Tomorrow you have to be ready because you're in that gangbang and it's

to be a pretty big one. It's all the black guys, right?

Yeah, the interracial, yeah. You got Flash and Mandingo like any big black

Oh my god, I love him.

Who the fuck are you?

Who are you? And how'd you get in here?

I'm Rylan.

How the fuck did you get in my house?

The garage door was left open so I wanted to...

Come in and say hello. Are you okay? Relax,

relax, relax.

I'm like a bigot. I think you're so pretty. You're crazy.

How did you get in here? You need to go.

You're so beautiful.

I just wanted to come in here and say hello.

I saw your Jeep back there and I knew it was your house.

Wait, wait, wait. How did you know?

Are you in on this? Did you follow me here?

No. I just want to say that you are so beautiful and sexy.

I just want to be like your friend always. We can just go do stuff

no, no.

Stop,

stop, stop.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm totally normal.

How did you get it? How did you even know she lived here?

You know, the internet.

Oh my God, you are a stalker.

God. Danny, come on, please. I'll do anything. Do you want me to take her

just want to be like you.

You know, just, come on, please. Just, I want to. One second.

God.

She's gonna hurt.

Yeah?

Well, I mean, she's still kind of dangerous.

I swear to God, I'm not a creep.

I'll do whatever. I just really like you. Just do whatever?

Yes. You're inspiring.

And you want to be my friend?

Yes. More than anything.

Can you suck a dick?

For you, I will do anything.

All of my friends know how to suck dick, so we'll see what you got.

Okay.

Yeah. What?

What?

What are you doing?

You're an awful assistant.

You think I keep you around when I'm bringing shitty coffee?

Really?

Let me do it. It'll be fun.

Oh, my God. Jenny, seriously, I'll do anything for you.

We'll see what you got.

This is crazy.

No, I mean like really suck it.

Suck it like you mean it.

Am I doing good?

Yeah, good.

God,

thank you, Danny, for giving me a chance. You won't regret it, I swear.

I'll let him be the judge of that.

Oh, this is the drink of my life.

Oh God, it's everything and more.

She's so sweet.

I love you both so greatly.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

I love you.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.