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How many messages did you guys get?
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Well, we're going through.
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It's just like a little overwhelming.
It's like, what, like 200?
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How many?
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Three? Around three? It doesn't really
tell you how many. You just have to
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scroll.
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It's a lot of scrolling.
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You know... Yeah. I mean, we decided we
want boyfriends.
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But... You know, these dating apps
aren't... I mean, they're cool. You
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join. I think that'd be fun. Then we can
all go on dates.
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Yeah. It doesn't work like that for
guys.
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What do you mean? Yeah. It should be...
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It should work the same way.
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The last time I had a dating app, I got,
like, two messages.
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I mean, I got, like, two matches, and I
only got, like, one message.
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Maybe you're just using the wrong app.
From this, like, old woman who, like...
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Are you serious?
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She had, like, eight cats in her
picture.
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Oh, no!
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You don't have cats?
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I like cats. I don't, like... She was,
like, 65 years old. I mean, I didn't put
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any age...
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Restriction thingies? You just left it
open? Yeah, no, like, girls... Like, you
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guys just downloaded that app, like, a
few days ago, right?
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Yeah, it was... And you have hundreds
of, like, matches?
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That's why I thought it would work for
you, but... Huh.
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It's not... Well, because I'm not a
girl. That's why. It's different.
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Wait.
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What? That... There's a difference?
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Yes. It doesn't work the same way for
guys.
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Hmm.
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I don't know why you, like, need...
You're even, like, messing with that.
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you can just... Walk outside and, like,
probably find somebody to go on a date
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with you. Yeah, but you never know.
Like, it's a little bit harder.
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And then, like, you have to approach the
person. And, like, I don't know.
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It's not that good. And then, like... I
mean, the app just makes it easier.
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Yeah. It makes the whole process.
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Like, you don't have to go on maybe,
like, any super awkward, like, first
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and whatnot.
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But... All the guys on here seem to be
around, like, the same. Like, they all
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have fishing photos. Or they're all
standing in front of a club. Or, like,
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they're all, like... I don't know,
flexing in front of maybe, like, their
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car that they're pretending is theirs.
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Or that their daddy bought them. I don't
know.
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It's just as fake as the people you see
on the street.
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So, it's kind of... I don't know.
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It doesn't usually work out.
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Take you to dinner and then...
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You're nice to them and they're like,
you want to come back to my place? And
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like, no, no.
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No.
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We're looking for boyfriends, not
hookups.
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Well.
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I don't know, I guess.
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But yeah, I think I'm getting a little
overwhelmed off the phone.
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You're not?
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Kind of. It's just a lot.
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I wish there was more, like, nice guys
around.
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Or just...
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Better quality than men around.
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Yeah. Like, I mean, you're cool.
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Yeah.
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But he only likes blonde girls, right?
Don't you only like blonde girls?
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Just because my last girlfriend was
blonde?
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Yeah. Yeah. Like, you usually go for the
blonde type, like blonde, blue eyes,
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you know, the normal.
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No.
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I, like, think a lot of different girls
are hot.
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Well, I've only seen you with blonde
girls. I've only seen you with blonde
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girls, exactly. So I thought that was
just, like, the only people you would
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date. No, you should, I mean.
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I guess, I guess you're right. I mean,
like, you've been our friend for years.
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And I don't know if I've seen you date
maybe one brunette. Maybe one brunette.
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But you've always been respectful. I
don't know why you wouldn't have a lot
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people on, like, in your DMs.
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What pictures are you using?
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Maybe using back photos.
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I mean, maybe it was.
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I don't know.
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But since you don't always... I posted a
picture of my dog, and then I posted a
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selfie I took.
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I mean, my pictures probably were kind
of... A little weird?
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Yeah, I just don't... You don't know how
to take them?
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Things give me anxiety. I don't know.
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It's just, like, too stressful.
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I gotcha, I gotcha.
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But, since you said you don't only date
blonde girls, do you... Is it, like,
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free range then?
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Or... What do you mean?
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Yeah, like... Why can't you, like... I
don't know.
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Like, we could all date.
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But he's been our friend for a while, so
I don't know if that'd make things...
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Yeah, and you can't really... Awkward.
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Can you date two people at once? Can he
have two girlfriends at once? Well,
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yeah. Is that something you'd even want?
I don't think that's a problem. Like,
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people all over the place do. I think
it's called, like... I mean, I don't
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think... Probably an emulator?
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Or... Or throuples?
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Like... I don't know. I'm not that... I
don't... I've heard of it, but I haven't
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really, like, looked into it. I didn't
think... But... Yeah.
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I just think it's going to, like, mess
up the whole relationship we kind of
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have. We could just, like, try it out.
Like,
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I don't know. Like, you could be with
him for a little bit. I could be with
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for a little bit.
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If not, we could just go back to being
friends.
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We already, like, he already knows
everything about us, and we know
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about him. Well, to an extent.
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I don't think,
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like...
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Trading off is, like, the solution.
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Maybe we should just, like, do it at the
same time.
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Because you dating him for a week and
then me dating him for a week, it's
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Well, I feel like it's weird. I don't
know. What are you thinking? Like,
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if that's something, like, he would even
be interested in. Like, would you even
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be interested in that?
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You both want to date me?
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Yeah.
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I just sometimes get selfish, and I
don't want to share.
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Oh.
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I don't know. I mean, I think you're
both really pretty, so, I mean, I guess
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could.
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We can try it. I just don't want, like,
what if... Yeah. What if it's, like,
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it's... I think you'll be fine. If
anything, we can just go back to normal.
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Well, we don't even know if we're, like,
that.
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Like, we can be, like...
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sexually attracted to each other.
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Like all three of us, all the chemistry.
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Well, that's how we try it out.
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And if it doesn't work, then we just go
back to normal.
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We all just promise to go back to
normal, how we were before the whole
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started.
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If he's down, then I'm down.
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But I don't know how it's going to work.
So two out of three is on board.
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I mean, I guess.
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Okay. Three out of three is on board.
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Let's go.
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So then why don't we try now?
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Okay. Wait,
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like right now?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't we try any other
time?
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Yeah, I guess that's cool.
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Doesn't feel weird, doesn't it?
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No.
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At least I don't think so.
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See, it's not so weird at all.
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we gotta interact with each other too
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This is cool.
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I think we've warmed him up enough, no?
But I want to.
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But I said it first.
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I guess, as long as I still get a turn.
Of course.
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Okay.
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How does it feel?
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Feels good.
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There you go.
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I'll check with him.
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weird that I like want to put it in my
mouth I don't think so
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What you want it back in there
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Yeah. Who did this?
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Who did this?
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Thank you.
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Do you need some support?
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Yeah.
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Bigger than what I'm used to.
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I want to taste.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Come down here. Get a taste.
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It fell out just for you.
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I'm going to just quickly tell my normal
thing.
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I'm going to make sure you can see.
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So pretty.
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Hey, can we try something?
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Yeah, what?
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I want to try something like I saw on a
video one time.
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Okay.
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Doesn't it look like doggy style?
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Mm -hmm.
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Like this, and then like, kind of like,
kind of like, well, and then like,
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is it like, can you like get on top of
her?
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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Is it too weird or is it okay?
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No, this is fine.
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Okay. It's okay.
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Okay, so you have to like, kind of like,
get on top.
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Is it okay?
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Mm -hmm.
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Cheetah, are you, like, smooshed?
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No, I'm okay.
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Okay, are you sure? She's not too heavy
now.
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Do you think we could do, like, regular?
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Regular?
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Like, on our backs, like... Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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What do you think of my chest and my
belly button?
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Look at your boobs jerking.
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It feels so good.
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Thank you.
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mm -hmm
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Thank you.
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Do you want me to, like, get on top of
you? Are you good like that?
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Yeah.
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Is it okay?
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It's not too weird, is it? It is.
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Okay.
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I don't think weird at all.
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We don't need to do it again.
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Yeah. Well, yeah.
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So we're like boyfriend and girlfriend
now.
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Yeah. Cool.
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