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How many messages did you guys get?

Well, we're going through.

It's just like a little overwhelming. It's like, what, like 200?

How many?

Three? Around three? It doesn't really tell you how many. You just have to

scroll.

It's a lot of scrolling.

You know... Yeah. I mean, we decided we want boyfriends.

But... You know, these dating apps aren't... I mean, they're cool. You

join. I think that'd be fun. Then we can all go on dates.

Yeah. It doesn't work like that for guys.

What do you mean? Yeah. It should be...

It should work the same way.

The last time I had a dating app, I got, like, two messages.

I mean, I got, like, two matches, and I only got, like, one message.

Maybe you're just using the wrong app. From this, like, old woman who, like...

Are you serious?

She had, like, eight cats in her picture.

Oh, no!

You don't have cats?

I like cats. I don't, like... She was, like, 65 years old. I mean, I didn't put

any age...

Restriction thingies? You just left it open? Yeah, no, like, girls... Like, you

guys just downloaded that app, like, a few days ago, right?

Yeah, it was... And you have hundreds of, like, matches?

That's why I thought it would work for you, but... Huh.

It's not... Well, because I'm not a girl. That's why. It's different.

Wait.

What? That... There's a difference?

Yes. It doesn't work the same way for guys.

Hmm.

I don't know why you, like, need... You're even, like, messing with that.

you can just... Walk outside and, like, probably find somebody to go on a date

with you. Yeah, but you never know. Like, it's a little bit harder.

And then, like, you have to approach the person. And, like, I don't know.

It's not that good. And then, like... I mean, the app just makes it easier.

Yeah. It makes the whole process.

Like, you don't have to go on maybe, like, any super awkward, like, first

and whatnot.

But... All the guys on here seem to be around, like, the same. Like, they all

have fishing photos. Or they're all standing in front of a club. Or, like,

they're all, like... I don't know, flexing in front of maybe, like, their

car that they're pretending is theirs.

Or that their daddy bought them. I don't know.

It's just as fake as the people you see on the street.

So, it's kind of... I don't know.

It doesn't usually work out.

Take you to dinner and then...

You're nice to them and they're like, you want to come back to my place? And

like, no, no.

No.

We're looking for boyfriends, not hookups.

Well.

I don't know, I guess.

But yeah, I think I'm getting a little overwhelmed off the phone.

You're not?

Kind of. It's just a lot.

I wish there was more, like, nice guys around.

Or just...

Better quality than men around.

Yeah. Like, I mean, you're cool.

Yeah.

But he only likes blonde girls, right? Don't you only like blonde girls?

Just because my last girlfriend was blonde?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, you usually go for the blonde type, like blonde, blue eyes,

you know, the normal.

No.

I, like, think a lot of different girls are hot.

Well, I've only seen you with blonde girls. I've only seen you with blonde

girls, exactly. So I thought that was just, like, the only people you would

date. No, you should, I mean.

I guess, I guess you're right. I mean, like, you've been our friend for years.

And I don't know if I've seen you date maybe one brunette. Maybe one brunette.

But you've always been respectful. I don't know why you wouldn't have a lot

people on, like, in your DMs.

What pictures are you using?

Maybe using back photos.

I mean, maybe it was.

I don't know.

But since you don't always... I posted a picture of my dog, and then I posted a

selfie I took.

I mean, my pictures probably were kind of... A little weird?

Yeah, I just don't... You don't know how to take them?

Things give me anxiety. I don't know.

It's just, like, too stressful.

I gotcha, I gotcha.

But, since you said you don't only date blonde girls, do you... Is it, like,

free range then?

Or... What do you mean?

Yeah, like... Why can't you, like... I don't know.

Like, we could all date.

But he's been our friend for a while, so I don't know if that'd make things...

Yeah, and you can't really... Awkward.

Can you date two people at once? Can he have two girlfriends at once? Well,

yeah. Is that something you'd even want? I don't think that's a problem. Like,

people all over the place do. I think it's called, like... I mean, I don't

think... Probably an emulator?

Or... Or throuples?

Like... I don't know. I'm not that... I don't... I've heard of it, but I haven't

really, like, looked into it. I didn't think... But... Yeah.

I just think it's going to, like, mess up the whole relationship we kind of

have. We could just, like, try it out. Like,

I don't know. Like, you could be with him for a little bit. I could be with

for a little bit.

If not, we could just go back to being friends.

We already, like, he already knows everything about us, and we know

about him. Well, to an extent.

I don't think,

like...

Trading off is, like, the solution.

Maybe we should just, like, do it at the same time.

Because you dating him for a week and then me dating him for a week, it's

Well, I feel like it's weird. I don't know. What are you thinking? Like,

if that's something, like, he would even be interested in. Like, would you even

be interested in that?

You both want to date me?

Yeah.

I just sometimes get selfish, and I don't want to share.

Oh.

I don't know. I mean, I think you're both really pretty, so, I mean, I guess

could.

We can try it. I just don't want, like, what if... Yeah. What if it's, like,

it's... I think you'll be fine. If anything, we can just go back to normal.

Well, we don't even know if we're, like, that.

Like, we can be, like...

sexually attracted to each other.

Like all three of us, all the chemistry.

Well, that's how we try it out.

And if it doesn't work, then we just go back to normal.

We all just promise to go back to normal, how we were before the whole

started.

If he's down, then I'm down.

But I don't know how it's going to work. So two out of three is on board.

I mean, I guess.

Okay. Three out of three is on board.

Let's go.

So then why don't we try now?

Okay. Wait,

like right now?

Yeah. Why wouldn't we try any other time?

Yeah, I guess that's cool.

Doesn't feel weird, doesn't it?

No.

At least I don't think so.

See, it's not so weird at all.

we gotta interact with each other too

This is cool.

I think we've warmed him up enough, no? But I want to.

But I said it first.

I guess, as long as I still get a turn. Of course.

Okay.

How does it feel?

Feels good.

There you go.

I'll check with him.

weird that I like want to put it in my mouth I don't think so

What you want it back in there

Yeah. Who did this?

Who did this?

Thank you.

Do you need some support?

Yeah.

Bigger than what I'm used to.

I want to taste.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Come down here. Get a taste.

It fell out just for you.

I'm going to just quickly tell my normal thing.

I'm going to make sure you can see.

So pretty.

Hey, can we try something?

Yeah, what?

I want to try something like I saw on a video one time.

Okay.

Doesn't it look like doggy style?

Mm -hmm.

Like this, and then like, kind of like, kind of like, well, and then like,

is it like, can you like get on top of her?

Yeah.

Of course.

Is it too weird or is it okay?

No, this is fine.

Okay. It's okay.

Okay, so you have to like, kind of like, get on top.

Is it okay?

Mm -hmm.

Cheetah, are you, like, smooshed?

No, I'm okay.

Okay, are you sure? She's not too heavy now.

Do you think we could do, like, regular?

Regular?

Like, on our backs, like... Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's cool.

What do you think of my chest and my belly button?

Look at your boobs jerking.

It feels so good.

Thank you.

mm -hmm

Thank you.

Do you want me to, like, get on top of you? Are you good like that?

Yeah.

Is it okay?

It's not too weird, is it? It is.

Okay.

I don't think weird at all.

We don't need to do it again.

Yeah. Well, yeah.

So we're like boyfriend and girlfriend now.

Yeah. Cool.