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Looks like you left a lasting impression on those.

Oh, my God.

I just showed her some good old hospitality.

Funny. Yeah.

I gotta throw my fucking dick away, because, you know, we have guests

right? You know.

I mean, oh, I think I hear some of them now. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Hello, is this where the party is?

Hi, so nice to meet you.

I finally meet you. This is my beautiful wife, Annika.

Hi, nice to meet you. You guys are gorgeous.

Thank you.

That's a pretty out there apron you got there.

You know.

Right? It's funny, right?

Yeah. It's a good prop, yeah.

You've never seen a fake dick on an apron before?

You can get them on the floor.

That's a good one.

Nice start you got here, man.

Yeah. I was actually always curious about this pool.

You should check it out. It's pretty sick, right?

I knew that dick was too nice to be fake.

So we actually imported these plants.

If you really take a good look at them, it's very very special. They're so rare.

They're beautiful. And if you look way over there, there's a really beautiful

view. Wow, look at the mountains. Yeah, those mountains are gorgeous.

You should just stare at those for as long as possible.

It really helps your soul.

Yeah. You can even see snow on them, so that's crazy.

Exactly. Isn't it beautiful?

Yeah, and then like way way back that way.

Yeah, can you see that over there? There's absolutely nothing over there.

that's pretty much where everything ends.

Oh shit.

Funny story is I used to think hamburgers were called hamburgers, you

because they fit so nicely in your hand.

Oh, yeah. It's a funny story. Yeah, hamburgers. It's a funny story.

Hamburgers.

Hamburgers. Oh, my God. You have to try this.

Look at this. Look just at that.

Yeah, isn't that beautiful?

Yeah, you sit right there, eyeful.

It's so yummy, right?

You want some?

Yeah, definitely. Cool.

Hi baby!

Good,

how are you? How was the tour? It was awesome, yeah, really proud of you. You

like it?

What if I recommend we start with all of this? Yeah, of course.

Thank you so much. You should start with the ambrosia salad.

It's so good.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, that sounds amazing. Did you make it?

Oh, no, no. One of your neighbors did.

Good neighbors.

Yeah. I'm so excited about this neighborhood.

Here, let me serve you guys. Give me your plate.

It's really good. Try it. Cute. It looks great. Nice.

Can you please just tell me where the bathroom is?

I'm sorry. I'll show you where the bathroom is.

I'll show you where the bathroom is.

Why don't you guys just finish where I started?

Okay.

God, I thought they were never going to leave.

Right? I know.

Oh, shit.

Well, I mean, it's kind of freaking crazy.

My husband's taking food from all the people I work with.

You like the zipper?

Thank you.

That's it.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God.

You want me to hop in? I want you to.

Oh my god. Thank you.

Stay

right

there. Yes ma 'am.

post.

I shake it right in my face.

Okay,

baby,

you can come.

I mean, come here.

Oh my god, I like her neighbors.

Oh my god, this is heaven!

Doesn't that feel good?

We're first.

Yes, please.

Oh, that is a work of art.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

You're such a good girl, you know that?

I hope so.

What? What?

Yes, please.

Is the tie -dye pussy gonna make you cum?

Yeah. I want it.

I'm gonna make sure you're cum.

Holy shit!

Welcome to the neighborhood.

I'm glad to be here.

Me too.

You're so cute.

Yeah.

God damn.