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Alright, let's see what we have here. Maybe this one?

Oh, this one's a good one.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I always said, come on.

Fucking internet never works.

Oh, are you fucking kidding me?

I'm getting ready right now.

It's fucking Sunday. Who... Hello. Oh, hey, how's it going, man?

By any chance, did you get in a car crash lately? What? Last week or

like that?

No. How can I help you? What are you talking about? Well, actually, I'm going

door to door selling insurance and trying to see if anybody would like to

like... Really? On a Sunday, man? I'm trying to enjoy my Sunday. Really? Yeah.

No, thank you. Really? Thank you. No, thank you. Bye -bye.

Come on.

Jesus fucking Christ, man.

Just trying to enjoy my Sunday here.

All right. Where were we? Yes.

Here we go. Ooh, anal?

Hmm.

Oh, teens.

I do like teens.

Ooh, males.

Are you fucking kidding me? I told this guy I don't want no fucking car

insurance.

Hey, man, I don't want car insurance. Oh. Hey, man. Oh, hi. How can I help

Hey, how's your internet doing?

Speed pretty good? I mean, it's all right. Why? We got a bundle right now.

It's a really good price. Are you kidding me? It's really affordable.

Listen, man, I don't need no internet.

I'm all right. I have internet.

I was actually in the middle of, you know, doing something online. So thank

Thank you. Are you sure, man? Yeah, no, thank you. Thank you. Are you kidding

me? Oh,

my God.

Okay, finally.

Maybe I need some peace and quiet.

Yeah, let's do milk.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I can't believe this.

What the fuck?

Hey guys, I told you I don't want any... Hi.

Oh, hello. How can I help you ladies?

We're just in the neighborhood today and we're selling some products and we're

wondering if you'd like to know about them.

Yeah, sure. I might be interested in them.

Well, do you have a wife or a girlfriend?

I don't have a wife, but I do have...

A girlfriend, yes, I do.

Well, are they here today?

No, she's visiting family. Yeah, she's out for today.

Well, I mean, we could still chat with you and maybe you could use one of these

for a gift.

Sure, why not?

Actually, I think that would be pretty cool.

Come on in. It's probably really hot in there. Hot out there. Yeah, it's so hot

out right now.

I've been dealing with telemarketers and salesmen all day. Well, I promise

they're going to love these.

Oh, yeah. Let me just go ahead and lock this. Make sure nobody comes in here.

All right.

It's a nice place. Really nice. Thank you. Thank you.

So, what is it that you girls are selling?

Well, we're selling a variety of products.

A lot.

Passionate, intimate.

Starting with our best -selling premium lubricant.

Oh, lubricant? Is that like what, like an essential oil or what is that? I

it has essential oils in it. Yeah, it does.

I think he needs help.

What do you use that for? It's best paired with hen right here. Oh, my God.

is that?

It's... Our best -selling dildo. This is Henry. We named it Henry because, you

know, of course, it's that good that he's, like, your best friend after you

him one time. Oh, my God.

I think there's been a misunderstanding here.

Oh, I know what he's talking about. Me and my girlfriend don't really... You

your girlfriend might need something like this. This is for a kinkier couple.

you might be more of a kinkier guy, and she could help you. What is that for?

That would be for you.

For me? Oh, no, no, no.

I think he would be into it too. I'm all right. I can guarantee you that's not,

yeah. Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm positive.

Me and my girlfriend, we don't really use many toys, so I don't really even

how to, where to begin even using any of this stuff. Okay, we get that.

Well, maybe you need, you know, we're not the top selling passion party

group of all of our community because we just come here and try to sell

something.

We do a lot of demonstrations, so that's what we're here for.

Maybe we could demonstrate this one, and he would kind of... Demonstrate? What

do you guys... What do you mean? Well, she has a lube, premium lube, and this

one of our best sellers as well.

So you guys are like a toy company?

It's okay, we'll show you. We're an instrument company.

Oh, okay.

To help out people. What do you... This is...

A very, very, very good selling strap on, and it's also paired with our lead

vibrator. Are you putting that on right now? Yeah, we're demonstrating it for

you. So you basically, if you could help me put it on back a little bit.

There's a little strap here.

It goes all the way up when you tighten it.

My god, I'm getting very easy to tighten to see how easy that was And

do you want to demonstrate the lube and show him?

See how nice and slippery it is right away. It works so well.

There's no rubbing It's beautiful Things just get

moving really easily when you use this Oh my god.

Does she like purple?

Yeah, actually her favorite color is purple. It's periwinkle purple.

She's so cute.

She always does this when she does demonstrations with me. So what are you

doing? The oil, the lube, it's edible?

It's edible and it's so tasty.

What is it? She usually does this and shows off how it tastes and how her lips

go over the dildo very nice and smooth.

Oh, my God.

And she looks really good when she does it. I'm sorry.

Holy shit. Are you guys hot in here? It's getting hot in here. Yeah.

Actually, why don't we show them how it works, maybe going in and out of an

actual... Oh, yeah. What?

So, while she shows you that...

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

We're going to show you how it might work on your girlfriend.

Um, okay.

Yeah.

That looks good. That's perfect right there. So what you first want to do is

take the lube, wet your fingers, your tongue, whatever, and get it

right here.

I'm going to move closer for this one. You want to get really close because you

want to see all the areas you want to cover with lube.

Get it really nice. Does that feel good?

It feels so good.

And she really likes this oil. This is the best demonstration I've ever had.

Let me taste it.

It feels super good. It's so good, doesn't it?

It does.

It feels really good. I'm sorry, you're kind of, she's kind of not able to give

you the full show right now. I mean, this looks like the full show to me.

shit. Oh, well, there's a lot more to be demonstrated, but we kind of need a

little more room. Yeah.

I mean, do you have a bedroom that we can, you know, try this out in?

Yeah, it's actually down the hallway to the right.

Okay. Perfect. But what are you guys going to do? I do. We're going to

demonstrate the product for you.

We'll be waiting in there. When you're ready, you can come in and kind of try

out a few products with us. Okay.

Okay.

I guess.

Holy shit.

I want to try this one out on you first this time.

Holy fuck.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, hey.

Hi. You made it just in time. I was just going to try to demonstrate this one

more time to you.

Okay. Premium lube.

Our favorite.

It's so nice. Slide on this.

You want to wet the whole entire area.

All of it.

And wet a little bit.

And watch how easy the head goes in. Watch how easy.

I'm watching.

It goes right in.

You see?

It feels so good.

Just that little itty bitty push and it goes in. Just like that. Um,

do you want to try?

Um, I mean.

I think you might want to go. I think you do.

I think maybe I, that would be. Well.

That's no problem. I mean... Sorry, I'm a little nervous and shy about this.

This is... Oh, that's shocking. This has never happened to me before, so... Oh,

my God.

Maybe we could turn you on a little.

Yeah, that would be...

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my... I love that bra you wore.

I gotta say, I really love your uniforms.

Thank you.

We love it too.

Very professional.

Yes, I see that.

I think he likes the demonstration. I think he does too.

The lube feels so good on you.

Let's get you ready to try some of these.

Okay.

Nice and hard. Nice and hard already.

Usually it helps to get a little saliva going before using the lube.

Maybe we could do that.

She has such a soft mouth. She's very good at this, I

promise.

Oh, yeah.

How does that feel?

You know what?

Go there.

Maybe we can incorporate two more.

This is really good for stretching.

Stretching.

Take them both.

I don't know if I can.

Oh, good job.

But that's why we have the toys.

Isn't

that

nice?

Nice watching you play with all these toys.

I

think

you need to try the lube out on her for real.

Can you see that ass again?

Yeah. I'm going to try to help you with that.

You

need

a little more lint.

This thing is so nice and slippery.

I know.

It feels real nice.

Look, you get to slip it right through.

Look at him then.

That dildo in you, do you like it?

Oh, that

dildo fits right in

there.

Oh, you look so good.

Your pussy's ready.

You want to sit on that? Yeah.

Show him what that lube really does.

There you go.

Premium lube.

Now let's see how this works.

Beautiful.

There you go. And let's hope that goes. You're going to need a knee too if you

need any help.

Yeah.

That's a little far. That's so good.

It helps when you feel late.

Yeah, you shouldn't be living there too long.

Thank you.

way down hold it he

has

he has no fucking ground

It feels so good.

Back in.

There it is, baby.

Put it back in there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I think you should try the next step. I think you should sit down.

You want to put this on my head?

Yeah.

You should taste your pussy off my back.

Yeah.

Taste that pussy off your back.

Oh, it's nice.

Oh, God. Yeah.

Don't you wanna feel it?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Let me taste, let me taste.

Taste, taste, taste.

Oh, yes.

It's so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Let me just shine this up with our lube again.

So many purposes.

Multi -purposeful lube.

That's such a nice shiny.

Now, how does that fit?

Does it fit okay?

Let's see.

Looks like it's sliding right in. It's sliding right in.

Wow.

Look at those results. I mean, come on. Let that loop stretch me out.

Yeah. See how easy it is to just go in and out now?

You're right. It is a lot easier.

Yeah. And it lasts.

You know what?

It looks so good.

I think that we should do the dildo version too.

Here,

I'm going to need you to hold that.

What do I do with this?

Just use the loom.

You can do it. The same thing you were doing, but with me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can

take that. Yeah,

twerk all over that fucking dick.

Oh, God, that little bit.

It's so juicy. Fucking take it.

I can't start that.

Put it in, put it in.

Get that in there.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

These toys have me so fucking tired.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

My pussy looks so good. Is it all wet?

Yes.

We have a little pussy.

Yes.

We have a little pussy.

I feel so good.

Yes.

Yes.

Still going.

I still

have

a little bit on my teeth that are out last.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

That feels so fucking good.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

You like me, my pussy?

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's so good.

That's so good.

Oh,

God. Stretch that little pussy out.

She's a demonstrator. Oh my god.

She demonstrates so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Wow. This is crazy.

You think you'll buy some of our products? I think I'll take what you got

yesterday.

Now hurry up. Let's get cleaned up before my girlfriend gets here.

Let's go.