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So, are you up to anything today?

Yeah. I guess

you've earned a day off.

Yeah, you know, just maybe... Oh!

Wow!

Honey! Huh?

You know, I'm about to be here.

to go.

Cal isn't here yet, okay? And you know how these fucking tin shop is driving

fucking crazy.

No, no, no.

You'll be a good boy.

You'll be a good boy. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, honey.

I told you I have to get downstairs.

Cal is going to be here at any minute.

Cal isn't here, okay?

What are we supposed to do? They wear these outfits and they drive me fucking

crazy.

Well, maybe just a little bit. I want you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God, that's a lot of a dick. Oh, my God.

Are you ready for that double strenuous? I am. We are going to kick ass.

Before we go, can I grab something to drink?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I left my bag upstairs. I'm going to go grab it. Why don't you just

help yourself, okay?

Okay. Sounds good.

Tell Van to say hi.

Oh, okay.

good.

Oh, fuck.

Shit. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, babe, I'm about to cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Goddamn, babe.

Fuck yeah.

What the fuck? Oh, shit, girl. I had no fucking idea.

I swear I didn't. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Oops.

What? What do you mean, ooh?

What?

Babe, I thought she was... She was you.

How could you? What do you mean you thought that she was me? What does that

mean? You.

You.

Fucked my boyfriend, you dirty little slut, didn't you?

Yeah.

Come here.

I knew it.

That's my boyfriend. What?

This doesn't belong to you.

This doesn't belong to you. Yeah.

You don't taste nice.

No. What do I taste like?

Always. What?

But like a good sweat?

I'm so curious about what you taste like.

I'm so curious about what you taste like, huh?

Yeah. Wait, what are you doing? Hey, baby. You don't know?

Wait, what about me? You don't know what you taste like?

You want to taste something? I think you've had enough.

What? I think you've had enough there. What do you taste like?

Here's what, you're in trouble, mister.

You're in big trouble.

Okay, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. You're going to speak when you're spoken

yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you sorry?

Yeah. Are you going to make it up to me that you fucked my friend?

You didn't know?

You didn't know? Are you going to make it up to me, too?

Yeah. How can I trust you in my house anymore? I can't even trust you in my

refrigerator, apparently.

Yeah. Yeah.

No, you're going to have to... I'm going to have to do something? Yeah,

punishment. I'm going to have to do something? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I think so.

I'm going to have to figure out something that I can do. Yeah. Look at

Look at that. She's got a red cube. Look at it. Look at that. Look at that.

It's red.

It's red.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not red. It's not red. It's not red. It's not red. It's not red.

Am I a blonde?

Am I a blonde? No, you're a brunette. You're a brunette. I'm a brunette?

a brunette. Oh, my God. You're not a redhead, am I? Come on. Come here.

You're lucky I don't make you hold a dime to the wall with it. You stay

down here.

You never did like to ask before borrowing my things, did you?

You just seem like you like to copy me.

Maybe I like to do it on purpose because then this happens.

Oh, because you like attention?

Maybe. Yeah, you like attention? I like giving you attention. I do like giving

you attention.

You're a really bad girl, you know that?

Okay. Look at you getting... What are you going to do?

Blood all over my house. What am I going to do?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't even use that time to apologize.

Until you know.

boyfriend. I know.

Men are dumb.

Maybe he's colorblind.

Colorblind. I can't even say it.

Yeah, he's dumb.

Men are dumb.

But we love them.

But sometimes they come out.

Do they?

Yeah, they come out. They come out and you're really excited.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Face you in the shoes.

I don't fucking like it if you're shot in half.

You know, if you want those titties back then, you better make me come.

I'm not moving until I get what I want.

Some more apologetics?

There you go.

Oh,

shit.

Yep, yep, yep.

You're doing it too hard to do. It's fucking harder.

Horny? What is happening to you?

Oh, Christ.

Uh -huh.

That's okay. Okay.

Oh, but you're going to get it today. Hey, I just want a volley.

Seriously. Shall we? I got a serious bucket of turf. Hey, come on, come on.