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I think we need to come up with a plan.

Any idea girl?

We can scan people.

What are you doing?

Just taking some selfies.

You can't have my face in there.

Why not?

You know I got a wife.

You can't post that.

Who said I was posting anything?

I really can't believe you.

What the fuck is your deal? It's just a few photos.

Alright, you know what? I got work to do. You gotta go.

What are you talking about? You're overreacting. It's just a few photos and

you're telling me to leave?

Yeah, yeah.

Are you serious? You want me to leave right now?

Oh my god, you're overreacting. This is ridiculous.

You're in my place and you're taking pictures. We covered this. We had a set

rules before we even came over here.

Just some fucking photos.

You're overreacting. This is ridiculous. I'm overreacting? This is my house.

This is my home.

And you know I'm fucking married. So like, what the fuck?

Oh my god, calm down.

I know you're married. Who said I'm going to post anything?

How about you delete them then?

Delete them? Yeah. Alright, I'll fucking delete them. You want me to delete

them? I'll delete them right now.

You know what else?

See what I'm doing? I'm getting fucking dread. How about you do the same?

Fuck.

Just driving around.

I have a better idea.

How about you guys come over and we'll hit the jacuzzi.

Yeah, doesn't that sound fun?

Do y 'all have bikinis on?

Yeah.

Perfect. Oh my God, you guys have bikinis on. Okay, well I'll text you the

address and you guys come by, okay?

Okay. Okay, see you soon.

It's so nice.

Oh, my God. Let's see what's inside.

Okay.

Oh, hey, girls. Hey, girls.

You look so cute. You are cute.

Thank you. Get in here. Okay.

Wait until you see this play. Oh, my God. I love Gordon.

Wow.

And,

oh, my God. Wait until you see this chandelier. Wow.

Wait,

so who has this?

Oh, just some dumbass named fucking Will.

It doesn't matter. Will? He's a jerk.

So,

I have everything set up already, ladies.

Grab a towel.

Thank you.

I can't wait to see this pool. I know. It's going to be so much fun.

I know. I love this place. I'm obsessed.

It's so beautiful on the inside. I know. It's a way to get in. It's so easy. Oh,

it feels so good. You guys have to get in here. How's the water?

Oh, it feels so warm.

Get your ass in here now!

Y 'all look so hot. We have to get some jellies.

Okay, ready?

Nice.

Yay! I love this bikini on you. Aw, thank you.

That's so cute. Thank you.

We look so good.

We have to get some titties out.

Oh my god, these look so good in that little gold

bikini.

Yours too.

Oh my god, look how hard those are.

Yeah, maybe we can make them all bounce a little bit.

Oh, that looks so good.

Oh my god, we look so cute.

Is he up there?

Yeah, I mean he's working on his business stuff. He's a day trader that

Wall Street.

Nice. So he definitely has some money. Yes, nice money.

Yeah.

And when I saw his house, I was fucking amazed. It was so beautiful. Well, yeah.

Clearly. Wait, so he has to stay here last night?

Well, okay. His wife was on vacation or she went... His wife?

His wife?

Again? Really?

I know, I know.

Well, she was out of town, and he invited me over, so I slept over.

And while he was sleeping, I kind of snuck a few photos.

Yeah! Let me see this asshole.

Okay, so this is, like, me before.

I know, and then he kind of, he heard, like, me snap a pic, and so he rolled

over. And then I took one, and he was, like, still sleeping, and then he woke

up. Oh, flip!

out like he totally like went ridiculously crazy and like had a big

told me like i basically had to leave what oh my god i mean

i just kind of left and invited you guys over you know

we gotta do something about this guy hell yeah we look too good in this place

i know we're gonna have to make something happen and we definitely need

money for biggest Yes, we do.

Oh my God. Yes, we need to come up with some more Doper Vegas.

Wait, so you said that he's married?

Did you play him?

You think?

See,

I knew you girls were going to be into this. I'm sure his wife is not going to

want to see those pictures. No, she's definitely not going to want to see

Oh, we can do more than that.

Oh, definitely.

Yeah, we need more pictures. See, I only got like a few photos, so this is why I

need you bad bitches to help me finish.

Oh my god, see?

This is gonna be awesome. I knew this plot was gonna be legit.

Wait,

so, just to make sure, you do know that when we do this, you two are gonna break

up, right? Girl, please!

I do not give a fuck about no man.

I'm just having fun with my friends.

Oh, you guys are a fucking blast. We just got here.

You have amazing tits, by the way, but really, let's grab your shit and get up.

I mean, I guess apparently I didn't because they're here and we're having a

time. What about did you, uh, wives coming and get the fuck out of the

dude? That's not my problem.

I'd love to, you know, it's just like I'm wearing a swimsuit. Pick it up! It's

amazing. Why are you overreacting? You're looking at us in a certain kind

way. I know, they're quite fantastic, but really, wife, coming home, gotta go.

She's kicking us out right now. Seriously, just grab your fucking shit

You can relax. No, it's okay.

No, it's time to go.

Grab your shit. It's fucking messed up. Why are you being such a fucking dick

right now? We look good in this hot tub and we're having fun.

Wife is coming home.

We just got here.

And now you're just leaving.

It's amazing.

I can't believe you're kicking my butt. I know.

You're missing out, you know. Oh, I'm missing out on so much. Yes, you are.

Our three of us.

I wanted to know how fun you were, but.

It's so much fun.

You two hot girls.

We don't get comfortable.

Get this shit off. Why is it still on you?

Get it off.

Give me that ring. Give me that ring.

Fuck the ring. I'm gone.

Oh, yeah. You're in trouble now, mister.

There's no getting away from this.

That pretty mouth.

I bet your wife doesn't blow you as good as she does.

Look at those pretty eyes.

Good attention,

don't you think?

The more mouth, the better.

So either you cough up or she gets all of this footage. And let me tell you

right now, we got a lot of fucking footage.

We got videos.

We have pictures. Why do you have to be like that?

You better go fucking get that money right now or you're going to get

No!

home, you dirty apple.

Bye!