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Boom. Wow.

Hi.

Well, the squad's all ready. What do you think? Do you think they look hot?

Oh, my God, you guys. We look really cute.

The party's not for three hours.

What are we going to do?

Well, we could go trick -or -treating and go talk to all the hot

neighborhood daddies.

That sounds like a good little time.

Let's do it.

Well, we're just more like the Chips Fluts, aren't we?

Chips Fluts! Chips Fluts!

Chips Fluts!

That'll be fun.

Right? You won't get in trouble, right?

No.

Maybe we're a little old -fashioned.

We get all the free candy, though.

We'll have to do a big candy bar.

One of the full -size ones, you know?

The original one.

King -size?

Okay.

Okay.

Bad.

Should we go?

Yeah.

Sure.

certain houses we should skip.

No.

Let's go.

So much candy we got.

Does anyone want to trade a butterscotch for a BJ pop?

Oh my god, you're such a slut.

You love to suck cock, don't you?

You're dad's cock.

Well, this is the last house in the block, so let's make it worth it.

Hey you, go hide in the bushes.

Trick or treat!

Oh wow, what's this?

I mean, you're a bit too old to be wanting candy, aren't you?

Yeah, and what are you, Willy Wonka?

No, I'm Wes Waldo.

What? Andy Warhol?

Sorry, we don't remember.

We don't speak boomer.

Oh my god.

You can get some of this shit.

Baby corn, are you serious?

Candy fucking corn.

You cheap ass. Yeah, I'm a cheap ass.

Just get the fuck out of here.

Look at your ass.

What are you thinking?

Okay,

so what's the plan?

So I brought this with me.

Okay. You carry that around?

Of course.

I'm going to put this chocolate bar in there.

What? And leave it on his doorstep.

Okay.

We'll see.

Okay.

This is a prank.

Are you going to knock?

No.

I don't think it's very smart to record us breaking and entering.

I told you we'll be fine.

Go then. You're gonna do it.

Guys.

I found cash.

Now we're gonna have some real fun.

Seriously. And look at all the good candy.

Don't be in trouble.

Don't freaking catch us, dude.

What the fuck?

It's not what it looks like. We're just... Are you serious?

You broke into my house.

You're stealing.

It's a prank.

Calm down. You can take it all back.

Listen, listen.

No, no, no. Just wait. Wait, wait. I'm going to call the cops.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please, please, please

don't call the cops.

We'll do anything.

We'll suck your dick. We'll fuck you. I don't know. We'll do anything. Please

don't call the cops. Please don't. Say that again.

What? You.

You. Come here.

Okay. Now, I want you to repeat what you just said to the camera. Word for word

and mean it.

We're sorry.

We're sorry. We didn't mean to.

We'll fuck you.

Please don't call the cops.

Get down on your knees.

Get down on your knees.

And tell me exactly.

Please, don't call the cops.

We'll fuck you.

We'll do whatever you want.

Please. We'll suck your cock.

Just don't call the cops.

You really?

You say it word for word. We'll suck your cock, we swear.

Yeah? We'll do whatever you want.

Okay, trick -or -treat, ladies.

Treat? Treat?

Treat?

We better do it.

I can't get the cops called.

Me neither.

Okay. I can't get in trouble.

Come on. Which one's first?

together okay ready

Why are you so good at this?

Here we go.

That's good.

We're trying.

That's how we started the night.

Help my boyfriend to receive this.

Battle of jail.

Better than the cops.

All right. You guys need to tip it up.

What? What?

Might as well have fun with it, right?

Yeah. You girls want candy?

That's what you want, huh? You want candy?

Okay. I'll give you fucking candy.

There's your candy.

Ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

Aren't we doing enough?

Does it taste like candy?

I did it nice and white.

and still for me and you think there's not going to be a fucking consequence.

Yes.

We are really hard. Tastes

like candy.

Right girls, I want you to do something for me. I want you to stand up.

Turn around and take off your panties slowly.

Didn't we already do enough?

No, we've just got started.

You know how my parents are. Come on.

In here.

Yes,

girls.

Mm -hmm.

And now... Everything?

Now what? Yep. I want you to slowly pull your panties down. One, two, three.

For real?

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

All right. Now I'm going to need you to do one more thing.

Spread your ass for me.

Okay.

I want to see your arsehole.

Bend over and spread.

Oh, yes. That's it, girls.

Spread them wide.

Spread them fucking wide.

Oh, wow.

Your arseholes are all winking at me.

Oh, sexy.

Is that a sign now?

No, not yet.

Now, you decide who's fucking this cock first.

I'll fuck you. Just don't tell on me.

No, I'm not going to tell on you for a couple of times on this cock.

Can I just turn around so I don't have to look at you?

Absolutely. Do as you please.

Fucking cans everywhere.

Happy? Oh, I will, dear.

I'll be very happy very shortly.

Come and eat this candy cane.

Oh, my God.

Inhale it.

This is really close and personal to my bestie.

These old men.

And the things they're into.

I think it's actually time that we move on to the sofa.

What are you doing?

Guys?

That's not in here.

Who's next?

You're me.

Yeah?

You want to turn around?

Oh, I have to look at you?

No, you don't have to look at me, but you can just ride around.

Thank you.

This ball's getting so far.

Yes.

Put your face in there.

We're best friends.

Well,

you can get even closer today. Okay.

Okay.

Earn your place. Come on.

You're good.

God,

dude.

oh oh

Stick that foot in your mouth.

You guys were right. It was fun.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Come and take your pussy. Come on.

Oh,

you good girl.

Hit it back in.

Hit it back in.

Of course. Anytime.

You stay just like that.

Yes.

Oh, man.

You really fucked me so hard, guys. Oh, yeah.

Fuck, you're nice and hard. Terrible.

Shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's to eat her fucking delicious pussy.

That's a fucking new one. Yeah.

I never thought I'd be eating my breast with pussy.

I bet you never thought you'd have a pussy. You little perv.

You girls better break in next year.

What a creep.

Yeah, yeah.

Me?

Yeah, you go down.

Get on top of her.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah.

You get on top of her.

You're all free of here.

Just like that.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Good girl.

Fuck.

That's a good girl.

I didn't get to say that.

I can say it to her now. Good girl.

There you go.

Oh my God.

No.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Okay. Right.

Come and suck it. Okay. Come and suck it. Okay.

Oh.

Right now I want you to each lay down on your backs and

spread those motherfucking legs.

Come right to the edge.

How's you Alvin?

Oh, my God.

Here it comes.

Oh so close.

Oh, yeah.

Looks like it was raining.

You're not going to tell on us, right?

No, I'm not going to tell on you. Do you promise?

I promise.

All right, now get the hell out of my house and don't come back until next

You can only break in next fucking year. Now get out!