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Uber driver.

Jada, hop in.

Open the door? Fuck.

Those are really fucking heavy doors.

Do your job.

Sorry, I didn't know you needed help.

That's where we're going, right? The address is in the navigation.

Okay.

Oh, that place was so bomb.

I know, the lasagna was so good.

Breadsticks from there are amazing.

breadsticks.

Wouldn't know.

Anyways.

Can you believe that Brad made us pay for half of the bill?

What the fuck? If you're going to invite us, you should pay the whole thing.

Exactly. That's called Dutch.

That's not right. If I was a guy and I was with you ladies, I would definitely

pay. But you're not.

Anyways.

Like I was saying, we should find some new spots to go to. I'm done.

There's a really good spot, a burger joint downtown on 28th.

Does it look like we eat burgers?

And we don't hang out at that part of town.

This is an A &B conversation, so why don't you just see your way out of it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's a good place with a good review.

Oh my god, you know what I'm gonna do?

Write a review, write a shitty review on that Uber driver.

Oh my god, you should.

Ridiculous, right?

He would not shut up.

We're like all in our business.

I have never had someone come on to me so strongly. I know, I'm, he's getting a

one star.

Can you do zero stars?

No, but you can rant.

Can you actually write a comment?

Yeah. Oh my god. Put your two cents in.

Okay, so let's see.

This Uber driver would not shut up.

He kept talking about how he wanted to

pay for dinner or meals.

Pay for our meals. How hot we were.

hot and sexy we look.

My girlfriend and I want him fired.

Now. Now.

Send.

Oh my god.

He's gonna get it. Yeah.

We should watch some TV or something.

Someone filed a complaint, okay?

Really bad one.

I'm enough to have them fire me.

And now I don't have a job.

And it's because of you two. I was trying to be nice.

And we care. Why?

Because I don't have a job and I'm trying to survive.

Well, maybe if you would have just shut up, like you won't shut up right now,

then you would have got a better review.

That's what got you here in the first place.

Jesus, where are you guys from?

Haven't you ever heard of someone trying to be nice?

You were trying to hit on us hard, okay?

Two good looking girls in my car, so what? I was just being nice.

But you're on the job and you were working.

But now you don't got no job.

Yeah, and it's because of you guys.

Look, I just, please, can we just come to a conclusion and just call them and

see if we can get my job back because I really need it.

Please.

I mean, the only way...

for you is if you had the biggest dick i've ever seen which i doubt you have

me too oh my god so you can go on and get out of here

well and if i do that what what happens you're gonna call them and i get my

hopefully get my job back that's what's going down that might get a ring i don't

know

Were you trying to say you have a big dick or something?

You be the judge.

Let's find out. And then after this is all done, hopefully you can call in and

get my job back.

Well, I don't have anything to do. Do you have anything to do? I'm free.

All right.

Let's find out.

See what you're packing.

Come on, Uber driver.

Let's see what you got.

Holy shit. Not bad.

Yeah.

For a regular guy.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's the only job I can get. I don't know.

Well, you don't have that job anymore.

That's crazy.

No,

not at all.

Okay.

It's pretty fucking big. Yeah, I definitely don't think I can deep throat

Oh my god, yeah, look at that. You still have more like half of the dick left.

That really is.

Just like that.

What are you thinking when I think you're doing this to you?

Let me give him some naughty pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Can you spot that?

Yeah.

Can you get real quick for me?

Mm -hmm.

You're going to need some lube for this big, giant thing.

Are you ready for that?

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, it's so fucking good.

Oh my gosh, that's one of my favorites.

Oh my gosh, that's so good.

Amen.

a room to stay just like that.

Thanks a lot.