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Thank you.

Thank you.

are you doing just some gardening with your phone out you pervert get your ass

over here what get your ass over here

hey it

was just you know um just you know trimming some plants and stuff i wasn't

looking at you let me see your phone

Just, you know, maybe avoid the pictures.

Video? Seriously?

It was... Are you, like, an amateur pornographer?

No, no, not even. I was doing some gardening, and I was just taking

something else, and I just happened to, you know, was filming, and looked at

you, glanced... Are you a dickhard right now? What? No, that's ridiculous.

It's not that hard. You want to record something?

You're all into making movies.

What do you have in mind?

Sit down.

Don't be shy.

You weren't shy just a minute ago.

You want me to film you?

Yeah, turn it on.

That's what you wanted, right?

Yeah.

Just a little.

With your heart dick in your pants.

You're so fucking sensitive.

Yes.

Hmm?

You want an action shot?

Yeah, of course.

Carter!

Veronica! What are you doing?

Who is this?

What's up, Mom?

What? Whatever. She's not my real mom.

What about your dad? Your dad's like... Stupid little slut!

What the fuck are you doing?

You know what?

That's enough.

I'm going to talk to your dad about this.

You're out of control.

Just because you married my dad doesn't make you my mom, okay? You know what? I

might be a little bit young to be your mother, but your dad married me.

And so you know what that makes me?

Your stepmom.

I am the woman of the house.

Not you.

You don't run this show.

So guess what?

No more fucking parties.

No more shopping sprees on daddy's credit card.

No more cars.

You need to, like, come to terms and be respectful around here.

Well, I think you're taking this a little too far. We need to take it down

notch. I think there is, like, probably a way that we can work this out.

What are you talking about?

Like, what? And who the fuck is this guy?

Tyler. Yeah. My lovely neighbor.

The gardener? No, no, no. I'm actually your neighbor. It was just...

Unbelievable. He has a great cock.

You want to see it?

What? Oh, my God.

Really? Where did this come from?

I'm saying maybe we could, you know... He married my dad. Obviously, not for

looks. Kind of.

old geezer you know um so unbelievable but Tyler here is pretty

cute he's got a nice cock you know

that's we can just make this a little ridiculous it'll be a stepmom daughter

bonding experience are you kidding me why don't you just take a look at it oh

my god

It gets bigger, too.

Seriously?

Come on. It'll be fun.

I know you're not as upset as you pretend to be. Okay, you know what?

Just this once could spend a fucking long time for me.

But no more of this around here. You understand me?

Promise you won't tell my dad?

I'm not going to cover for you next time.

Promise you won't tell?

Promise.

Come on, boy. What happens now?

All right. You know what? You need to

tell me what you think you know.

What did you just say?

We can talk, you don't have to talk.

What the...

Oh, dear.

Fuck.

Yeah, this is so fucking good.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. This is so good.

This is so fucking good.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Thank you.

Oh, merchant.

Oh my God. Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my God.

These make it nice for you guys.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mom's still there.

Oh, no.

Sean!

Oh, my epitome.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my god!

Oh my god.

Are you okay?

Are

you

okay?

Yes I can!

Oh my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

I

don't

want to come up here.