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This is a very unorthodox way for us to start a Couple to Do's Teen episode.

But, you know, the legal department's kind of been riding my ass a little bit.

And we're having to blur a lot of stuff out. We can't do outdoor pickups.

Well, because... Yeah, of course.

And, you know, somebody might drive by in a car with music playing.

And you get copyrighted. So I have to... Yeah, I can't use any of that audio.

Wow.

Actually Okay

My mom's not a dad.

She is now. She just left. I just said goodbye to her.

I thought you had a dad. Cut.

Seduce.

Hey.

You awake?

She can't be sleeping, guys.

I'm not sleeping.

Cut.

Seduce.

Hi, she loves you.

You look great stretching in that teen t -shirt.

Thanks.

Oh, she likes your booty, good.

Do you like your t -shirt?

Really? Yeah.

Well, okay, well, we're playing a game.

You can touch hers, but I can touch yours.

No. Okay, you're good.

You're good.

Um, gosh.

Cut. This is a very nice picture, girl.

Thanks. Did you just sleep in it? No, we are.

Because there's other things you could do.

Like what?

I don't know. I'm just thinking.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, that's my job.

You can't be doing that.

It's couple seduce teen, not teen seduce couple.

Hey, everybody.

Well, you know what? First off,

introduce yourself.

I'm Jessie Andrews.

And?

Delete.

And Mark is London, otherwise I would have said the bitch.

Mr. Bitch.

Mr. Bitch.

Mark is sweet.

Mark is sweet, I'm the bitch.

He took the last name.

So even though your names are different, you guys are actually married in real

life. Yeah. I hope she does have my name.

Okay.

And Jessie, you're a teen in real life.

I'm 18.

okay 92 baby so we have here like this is you know a lot of a lot of porn

companies they put out they say okay we're gonna yeah no this is the real

is the real deal so you're a boyfriend yet no really i mean come on

Really? I don't know what I like yet. You know what I mean?

That's good.

Did you... Well, I... What?

No, I'm not... Did you experiment?

No!

No, no, no.

Did you?

I'm still experimenting.

See, she's still learning.

I mean, you always learn, right?

So what have you been doing with your experimentation?

Um, nothing.

Yeah. Good time to start.

What do you mean?

Experiment. Try different things. See what you like.

And what's the worst that can happen, other than you liking it?

I think it'd be a good thing. Okay, okay.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Suffer the pity.

Are they going to have to blur this out? It's branded Mark of London.

Trademarks these days.

It's terrible, isn't it?

You just can't come anywhere anymore.