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Y'all remember
the good old days
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when people actually looked
out for one another?
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all:
Yeah.
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Nowadays, everybody
for they damn selves.
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You can't even steal your
next door neighbor electricity
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without them calling
the damn police on you.
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I'm telling y'all we need
to get back to kindness, love,
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and treating each other right.
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All y'all can start right now
by Cash Apping a bitch $40.
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Come on, y'all.
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It's time to make America
give a fuck again.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Let's get this
damn show started.
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- Oh, hey, Janelle.
- Hey.
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What you doing
back from college?
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I hope it ain't
to get to your room back,
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'cause I don't wanna have
to beat your ass for it.
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Oh, my God, no.
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I'm here to do some laundry
and steal some food.
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Ah.
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That's my girl.
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How you been enjoying
everything so far?
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Uh, it's been really special,
you know?
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Better than
I could have imagined.
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- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
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Better than you could
have imagined, huh?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Huh.
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Who you been fucking?
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Huh?
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If you can huh, you can hump.
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You've been humping, ain't you?
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What?
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I see. You are crazy.
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I don't know what
gave you that idea.
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Ah. Who is he?
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Or she?
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I mean, you know, we listen
and we don't judge.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Don't worry.
Your scalp gon' tell me.
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- My scalp?
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Oh, oh, oh! Okay!
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It was a he.
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Yes! Come on.
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Okay, I ain't gonna
tell nobody.
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My lips are sealed.
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Yours, not so much.
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Oh, my God! Please stop!
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All right, well,
besides "Kama Sutra,"
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what you been learning
at college?
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Well, if you must know,
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my Black Women's Literature
professor has us
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reading all types of stuff
like activism, feminism.
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Oh, look at this right here.
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Oh, Janelle,
I was hoping you'd get smarter.
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Not damn more annoying.
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What's annoying
is that smoke detector.
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Somebody needs to fix that.
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No, they just need
to take the battery out.
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I don't even hear the shit
no more.
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Then we all gonna damn die.
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Well, those of us
that can't run.
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What's up, y'all?
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Hey, Dad.
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Why are you home so early?
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You done got fired?
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Oh, man.
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Come on now, T.
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You can't be fired,
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'cause I can't be the
sole provider in this house.
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Provider?
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Girl, you three years behind
on your damn rent.
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That's exactly why I can't
be the sole provider, Pat.
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No, Dad. What happened?
You got fired?
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You know I--
I can't go back to the hood.
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Boy, you know damn well
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you ain't never been
in no damn hood.
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Well, that's why
I can't go back.
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Oh, my God, would y'all
let the man speak?
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Dang!
- Thank you, baby girl.
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Now, you ain't getting fired,
are you?
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No, I didn't get fired!
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However,
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I am not sure what I got to say
is gonna be much better.
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Well, what is it, baby?
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The president is in town.
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And he's trying to get back
in good graces with the unions,
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so he asked to have dinner
with a member tonight.
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Okay.
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And what's that got
to do with anything?
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The union chose me--us--
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to host the president
for dinner tonight.
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The president of what?
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♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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Now, what the fuck was that?
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The president.
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The fucking
president-president?
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Of the United States.
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Yeah, I'm about to go viral.
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TikTok starts now.
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Boy, you're not ticking
or tocking nothing.
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Nobody needs to
know about this.
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Well, then,
if you're so ashamed,
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why are you letting him
come here in the first place?
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Yeah, how many abusers
you gonna bring to the house
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this year, T?
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Hey, look.
It wasn't me, Denise.
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It's my union.
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They picked me,
and I can't let them down.
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Out of all the Black people
in the union,
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they chose you
to make themselves look good?
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Exactly.
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Moral imagination.
I just learned about that.
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Now, if the president
uses us as a photo op
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to push his agenda, it makes us
just as bad as he is.
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Even if our intentions are
self-preservation,
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it's morally wrong
if it hurts other people.
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- What?
- What?
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You know what, y'all?
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I know this is hard, gang,
all right?
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But we can make this a lot
easier if we all just relax
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and ride it out together.
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Hmm?
- Mm.
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That's what they all say before
they fuck you in the ass.
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Yep, and no Vaseline, Terry.
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They just using you, baby.
Can't you see that?
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Baby, they not using me,
all right?
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This union has been good to us.
This job has great health care.
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Baby, you've been sick
a lot lately.
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You wanna pay for all them
hospital bills yourself?
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What kind of food
that nigga like?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Ugh, great.
You're falling for it too?
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Look.
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I know some of these people
can make it hard,
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but this country
will never improve
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if we can't just sit here
and talk to each other.
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Oh, my God.
Are you guys serious right now?
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Yeah, we serious
as a deductible.
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Hey, look, y'all.
This ain't no game.
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Okay? This all hands on deck,
the whole family.
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Call your brother
and your sister.
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All right?
- Come on, Dad.
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You know Ashley
is not going for that.
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Okay.
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Her ass so far to the left,
she sitting on one cheek.
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I'll text her.
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"We are having
an emotional problem."
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Mm-mm-mm.
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"And we need your expertise
ASAP.
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I smell trauma."
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Send.
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Ooh, tell her to bring
some Mexican food.
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I don't think this president
want nothing to do
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with no Mexicans.
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"Bring a shitload
of Mexican food."
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Send.
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Great, so y'all
just gonna lie to her.
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How else am I
gonna get my gay child
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to come and have dinner
with somebody who want
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to take away her right to marry
a Shannon Sharpe-looking bitch?
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Is that Ashley?
That was fast.
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Oh, shit, y'all.
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We got Ashley.
- Yep.
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And more importantly,
we got tacos.
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Look, I got a list of things
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that need to be fixed around
this house before tonight.
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Wait. Hold on, Dad.
That look like a lot of stuff.
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- Yeah.
- Why we got to do all this?
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We not in the union.
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I'm not lifting a finger
for that dictator.
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Hey, look,
if you live here rent-free,
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don't say nothing to me.
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- I pay rent.
- No, you don't.
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I pay in coochie, Terry.
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And you in default, Patricia.
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Oh, my God,
please kill the visual, Jesus.
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Hey, listen.
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Y'all go ahead and get to it.
I'm gonna go grab my tool bag.
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Denise,
for the thousandth time,
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would you put
some new batteries
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up in that smoke detector, please?
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I got you, T.
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Ain't nobody doing that shit.
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Listen.
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I need to make
this presidential dinner
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work in my favor.
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And just how do you plan on
using America's evil stepdaddy?
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Well, when I get
my presidential pardon,
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I can get a loan and start
making some real money.
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They keep denying me
because I'm a felon.
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Are you sure it's not
that 480 credit score?
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Don't make me tell your
mama all the things I saw
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when I borrowed your laptop.
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They should give felons
a second chance.
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Okay, I'm here.
What's going on?
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Where's the
emotional constipation at?
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What's going on?
Where the trauma?
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Oh, don't worry.
It's on its way.
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What is she talking about?
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Well, your president
is coming to dinner.
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The president of what?
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all:
America.
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Oh, hell no!
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Ashley, I'ma need you
to fix your face, okay?
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'Cause I'm trying
to get this pardon
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and your mama need
to keep her health care,
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so we all got to play good
Negro today for your daddy.
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Ain't nobody
playing no good Negro.
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Why the hell
did they pick Pops?
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I mean, it's obvious.
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Dad's a veteran,
he's middle class, a union man.
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If he was white,
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he'd have a whack war movie
made about him by now.
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Sam Jackson is Terry Carson.
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In "The Unionator
Strikes Back."
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I'm sick and tired of these
mother-freaking pots
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on this mother-freaking
belt line.
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Hold up, Ma.
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Did you really have
me spend my good Black money
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from my good Black job to
buy that tyrant Mexican food?
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Oh, wow.
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This reminds me of
a book I'm reading
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called "Righteous Discontent."
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It's--
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Don't even try, Janelle.
This family don't listen.
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They just talk right over you
even when you're in the middle
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of a really good point
that could
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actually--
both: Shut the fuck up, Ashley!
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See?
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Yeah.
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Okay, would everybody
please just focus?
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'Cause I'm trying to get
this loan approved today,
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and that's on period, okay?
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Now, once I get my salon,
I can diversify my portfolio
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and become a billionaire
like the president.
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He's not even a billionaire.
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You know what?
Y'all didn't deserve Kamala.
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She was too good
for this country.
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Man,
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that's why I don't know why
anybody even bothered to vote.
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all: What?
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What kind of fucking
stupid shit is that?
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You know how many people died
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and had water hose
put up they fucking nose
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so you have the right to vote?
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I get that, Ma,
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but are we all gonna sit here
and act like
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I'm the only one who saw
them freaks storm the Capitol?
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I mean, they was gonna
take this country back
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no matter who won.
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Hey, listen.
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This thing has got me
uneasy too.
254
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,789
Now, if he is truly
willing to listen
255
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:33,110
to what some Middle America
Black folks gots to say,
256
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,669
then maybe something good
can come out of all this, huh?
257
00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:37,989
Well, you do know Professor
Evelyn Brooks Higginbotham
258
00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,310
says you need to bridge--
- Uh, Janelle.
259
00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:41,225
Nobody wants to hear the end
of that sentence.
260
00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,626
I do.
261
00:10:42,627 --> 00:10:45,312
Thank you.
262
00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:46,930
He's early.
We not even ready yet.
263
00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,390
I'll never be ready.
264
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,189
Okay, well, go on
and answer it, T.
265
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,270
All right, all right.
Hold this.
266
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:52,830
Terry, we got your back, baby.
267
00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,070
- All right.
- Yeah. Let's go.
268
00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,090
- Hey, what up, Pop?
- Hey, what's up, Brandon?
269
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,280
Who the fuck is this?
270
00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:12,500
Well, since you asked
so nicely, this is Miguel.
271
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,500
He's one of my students from my
gaming and programming class.
272
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,679
Oh, you still
teaching them kids?
273
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,960
I thought you went back
to stripping.
274
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:18,939
Stripping?
275
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,680
No, I used to
strip computer parts.
276
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,700
More like strip down
to your body parts.
277
00:11:25,259 --> 00:11:27,000
Miguel, this is,
unfortunately, my family.
278
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,300
Very nice to meet you,
Miguel.
279
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,840
Nice to meet you,
but y'all gotta go.
280
00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:32,500
Uh, you got--you gotta go.
281
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,599
Wait, why?
We always have guests.
282
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,119
Who's so special that
we can't add one more person?
283
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,399
- The president.
- The president of what?
284
00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:39,946
all:
America.
285
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,039
Wouldn't that be crazy,
Mr. B?
286
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,319
Like, what if the president was
really coming to your house?
287
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,719
Yeah, if he would have
saw us all here,
288
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,100
he probably would have
a heart attack and DEI.
289
00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:52,020
Get it? It sounds like die.
290
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,779
Brandon, I know you have
trouble reading, but just--
291
00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,960
just read the room.
292
00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:02,740
Hell, no.
Are y'all serious?
293
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,060
all: Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
294
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,920
Mr. B, you said
I'd be safe here.
295
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,000
Look, it's not safe
for Miguel here.
296
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,479
We gotta go. I'm sorry.
We gotta leave.
297
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,552
Come on, Miguel. We'll go.
298
00:12:10,553 --> 00:12:12,451
Oh, my God!
299
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,678
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on, boy?
300
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,720
It's the men in black!
They real!
301
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,538
It's not a movie!
It's not a movie, Daddy!
302
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,580
That's the Secret Service,
Brandon.
303
00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:23,539
Oh.
304
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,879
So wait. This is happening?
305
00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:27,519
I can't let them
see me, Mr. B.
306
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,939
Okay, look, look.
Just give me a second to think.
307
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,459
All right?
308
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,120
Oh, this could take a while.
309
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,980
What's going on?
Why is he so scared?
310
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,099
Okay, look.
311
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,778
I brought Miguel over here
to hide him.
312
00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:38,842
- From who?
- From ICE.
313
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,662
- Oh, my God, Brandon.
- What?
314
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,778
God damn it, Brandon!
315
00:12:41,779 --> 00:12:43,659
Do this look like the
Underground Railroad?
316
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,600
Explain, Brandon, quickly.
317
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,700
Look, early this morning,
318
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,159
Miguel's parents were
detained by ICE.
319
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,160
- What?
- Yeah.
320
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,778
Agents came to the school
looking for him,
321
00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:52,778
but the principal
wouldn't let 'em in,
322
00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:54,860
so I snuck Miguel out, thinking
that he would be safe here.
323
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,399
What if they take me, Mr. B?
324
00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:58,138
I might not ever see
my parents again.
325
00:12:58,139 --> 00:12:59,418
Look, I'm not gonna
let that happen to you.
326
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:00,418
I just wanna go home.
327
00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:01,559
It's gonna be all right,
little man, all right?
328
00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:02,879
Damn.
329
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,440
Junebug, Janelle, uh,
take Miguel to the kitchen.
330
00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:06,939
Get him a snack.
We gotta talk this out.
331
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:07,940
Yeah.
332
00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:10,379
I'm sorry about this, y'all.
333
00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:13,018
Don't apologize.
334
00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,646
We guess you did
the right thing.
335
00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:16,073
Damn.
336
00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:17,939
Hey, look, the president is
gonna be here in a minute.
337
00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,639
We can't be harboring
no fugitive, Brandon.
338
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,109
Mm, yeah, 'cause
we ain't did that since
339
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,739
Pat had Latrell down on 33rd
selling crack and--
340
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:24,740
What the?
341
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,099
So--so y'all ain't trying
342
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,340
to go down memory lane
for a second?
343
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,879
Pop, he's not a fugitive.
344
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,959
I mean,
he's not even undocumented.
345
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,500
Damn!
346
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,678
Well, then what the hell
do ICE want with him?
347
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,819
Well, look, a lot of times
when the parents are detained,
348
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,499
the children get
taken into custody too.
349
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,639
And I couldn't let
that happen to him.
350
00:13:44,139 --> 00:13:45,139
Damn.
351
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,679
God damn!
How much you gonna say damn?
352
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360
Damn!
353
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:51,639
I hear you, son,
354
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,358
but that visit today was
gonna be hard enough as it is.
355
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,379
I mean, having that child here
356
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,888
puts us and him in danger,
Brandon.
357
00:13:57,889 --> 00:13:58,879
Okay, but what do
you suggest we do?
358
00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,499
Just throw him out?
359
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,799
That's not what I'm saying, son.
360
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,198
Well, if ICE finds him, Dad,
361
00:14:02,199 --> 00:14:04,220
they might throw him
in foster care at best.
362
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,819
Why don't you take him
to you and Sheila's place?
363
00:14:07,299 --> 00:14:08,620
Pat, Sheila is a cop.
364
00:14:08,919 --> 00:14:11,318
You can't take no illegal shit
to no cop's house.
365
00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:12,419
Unless they crooked.
366
00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:13,639
Now, is Sheila crooked?
367
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,617
'Cause if she crooked,
I got some parking tickets.
368
00:14:15,618 --> 00:14:16,619
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
369
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,599
Sheila is not crooked, okay?
370
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,819
That's why I didn't want to
put her at risk with her job.
371
00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:23,298
Oh, but you wanna
put us at risk.
372
00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:25,039
We could all go to jail,
Brandon.
373
00:14:25,179 --> 00:14:26,939
Oh, we got to find a way
to get him up out of here.
374
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,398
Uh, I wouldn't go
anywhere right now.
375
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,959
There's Secret Service men
all around the house.
376
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,890
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
377
00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:32,945
I heard them on the roof too.
378
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,460
Too bad they're delivering
the wrong gift.
379
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,220
I'm scared, Mr. B.
380
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,515
I don't want to--
381
00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:39,119
Oh, go, go, go, go, go.
382
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,139
Run, boy! Run!
383
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,390
Terry Carson?
384
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:52,730
Unfortunately, yes.
385
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:55,709
I am Agent Frost.
This is Agent Thomas.
386
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,709
He doesn't speak.
387
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:57,549
This is everybody?
388
00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:59,070
Only two agents
for a presidential visit?
389
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,249
For the moment.
390
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,210
There has been some cutbacks
in the government.
391
00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,729
Say it ain't so.
392
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,889
Now, you've already
been cleared, Mr. Carson,
393
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,709
but we will need
to conduct brief interviews
394
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,149
with everyone before king--
395
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:12,690
I mean Mr. President's arrival.
396
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,667
Everybody down!
397
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:17,673
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
398
00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:21,369
Hey, it's just
a smoke detector, brother.
399
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,150
It's just a smoke detector, man.
400
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,610
We're gonna
need AA batteries.
401
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,098
Chill the fuck out.
402
00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:36,209
I'm cool.
403
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:37,210
Now, then...
404
00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:39,269
you are Brandon James?
405
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,650
Yeah, I think I want
to see my lawyer now.
406
00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:44,990
This ain't "First 48."
Sit your ass down.
407
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,409
You know how it is.
408
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,810
Everybody got
one of them slow kids.
409
00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,790
And yet he teaches children.
410
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,294
That's the education system
in America, honey.
411
00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:56,389
The cockeyed leading the blind.
They'll take any-damn-body.
412
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,110
No, no, no, ICE ain't
taking nobody nowhere.
413
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,949
I mean, um...
414
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,050
Ice Cube.
415
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:05,116
Don't mind him.
He just love Ice Cube.
416
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:08,042
He think NWA stand
for Nigga With Autism.
417
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,818
We're just here to get
to know y'all in a friendly
418
00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:14,819
and informal manner.
419
00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:17,440
Oh, so that's why y'all
armed to the teeth, right?
420
00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:18,859
Way to be friendly.
421
00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:21,179
Let's start over, sweetheart.
422
00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:22,589
Sweetheart?
423
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,018
Baby, you barking up
the wrong damn tree.
424
00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:26,699
Yeah, he don't need
to know all that.
425
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,540
I don't care what he knows.
426
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,159
What you gonna do now, huh?
427
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,459
Throw me in prison
for being gay?
428
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:32,460
Oh, you don't
want to do that.
429
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,700
That ain't nothing
but a gay buffet.
430
00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:35,959
Pat!
431
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,440
Well, it's all you can eat.
432
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,560
Now, you ate that.
433
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,740
I ain't ate
a motherfucking thing.
434
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,749
Okay, see, once in my life,
I didn't behave in a manner
435
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,669
that was considered
to be in accordance
436
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,229
with what is considered legal.
437
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,789
But then, I changed my life.
438
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:58,550
Yeah, and I became
an upstanding citizen.
439
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,630
And that is why...
440
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:02,130
I need this loan.
441
00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:03,909
I'm sorry, what?
442
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,750
We're not loan officers.
443
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,568
Oh, come on now.
Of course you are.
444
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,469
I mean, can't you see
this PowerPoint presentation
445
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:11,569
that I whipped up for you?
446
00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:13,289
Ma'am, this is
not a PowerPoint.
447
00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:17,750
Well, I got power, and you
see me over here pointing.
448
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:25,059
How's our little friend
doing?
449
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,159
He's good.
450
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,079
He's a little stressed,
but he's up in Janelle's room.
451
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,080
Okay, good.
452
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,279
Young man,
453
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,419
what exactly
is your relationship
454
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,017
with the Republican mayor
of this city?
455
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,142
Mayor Malinowski?
456
00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:36,558
That no-good son of a--
457
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,980
Terry, we good people.
We don't do that.
458
00:17:44,638 --> 00:17:47,079
He was my fake father-in-law.
459
00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:49,539
Okay, what does that mean?
460
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,319
Well, um, I was his
daughter's fake baby daddy.
461
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,799
I mean, she lied
about the baby being mine,
462
00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:59,220
but I still stepped up
and raised the kid myself.
463
00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:03,118
So basically,
that mean he's pro-life.
464
00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:04,565
You know, saving white babies.
465
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:06,538
He the Black Sandra Bullock.
466
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:09,778
Hmm.
467
00:18:09,779 --> 00:18:12,119
And I understand
you're on house arrest.
468
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,994
I was a stay-at-home father.
469
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,258
And another thing.
470
00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:20,319
I know you guys are obsessed
471
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,980
with the First
and the Second Amendment,
472
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,579
but did you know that there
are other ones too?
473
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,239
Now, according to the Fifth,
474
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,679
and if you don't like that one,
the 13th--
475
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,940
You know,
I think we're good here.
476
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,539
Patricia, did you
vote for the president
477
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,980
in the 2024 election?
478
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,139
Did you vote for Fantasia
in 2004?
479
00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:41,424
Fuck no!
480
00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:42,809
I mean no regular.
481
00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:46,008
Neither did I,
to be perfectly honest.
482
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:47,609
That's okay.
That's not a problem.
483
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,450
Any particular reason why?
484
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:53,058
I want you to be honest, baby.
485
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,269
Look, Officer.
486
00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:55,849
Agent.
487
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,750
Look, Agent Officer.
488
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,048
Hell, no, I didn't vote
for your boss.
489
00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:02,849
'Cause you know why?
This country is so fucked up.
490
00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:05,628
Y'all rather have a dumbass
white man in the office
491
00:19:05,629 --> 00:19:08,289
instead of having a
intelligent-ass Black woman.
492
00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:10,308
Which is fucked up.
493
00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:13,610
Your boss wear Pampers
and he's a crying-ass bitch.
494
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:18,330
And I don't vote for
crying-ass bitches in Pampers.
495
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,970
Completely understand.
Completely understand.
496
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,090
I always vote white.
497
00:19:23,549 --> 00:19:25,769
All your skinfolk ain't
gonna be your kinfolk, brother.
498
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:27,469
We don't always
get the privilege
499
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,609
to vote for Black people
anyway, so.
500
00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,249
And we usually have
to pick the motherfucker
501
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,669
who want us dead the least.
502
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,758
And that's why I didn't vote
for your fucking boss
503
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,759
and that's why...
504
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,700
I like "The Apprentice."
505
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,669
Well, looks like
that's everyone.
506
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:51,519
You boys drive safe.
507
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,100
Don't let the door knob hit you
where the good Lord split you.
508
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,720
We know there's someone else
in the house.
509
00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:56,259
Who, your imaginary friend?
510
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,798
The young person
that ran up the stairs
511
00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:59,798
when we first arrived.
- You saw that?
512
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,839
Ma'am, we're Secret Service.
We see everything.
513
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,959
Oh, you talking
about my little nephew
514
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,039
with the rock star haircut?
515
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,219
Yeah, he's just staying here
with us for a little bit.
516
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,380
His mom's going through a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
517
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,880
And by a lot,
he mean a lot of crack.
518
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,420
You know, that stuff
y'all put in our community.
519
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,659
- Can I get his name?
- His name is--
520
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:20,999
- Tyrone.
- Tyrone it is.
521
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,260
Yeah, little--little
Tyrone with the good hair.
522
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:26,400
Can you bring him down here, please?
523
00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:28,360
Hey yo, Tyrone,
come on down here.
524
00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:32,840
As you can see, we got
some Indian in our family.
525
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,279
This is your nephew?
526
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:36,920
On the DeBarge side
of the family.
527
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,459
Don't be shy.
528
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:41,500
Tyrone DeBarge,
like little Chico's little boy.
529
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:43,759
How old are you?
530
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,539
Uh, he's mute,
just like your agent.
531
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,580
He only speaks in Horus code.
532
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,720
I'm sorry.
Do you mean Morse code?
533
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,259
No, his brother Horus
made this shit up.
534
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,920
He told me to tell you
he's 12 years old.
535
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,820
I meant 13 years old.
536
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,120
What does he think
about the president?
537
00:21:07,539 --> 00:21:08,539
Hey! Don't--
538
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,340
don't be yelling in my house.
539
00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:15,259
Apology accepted.
540
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Ah, yes.
541
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,289
So little Tyrone says
that he thinks that
542
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,240
the prez is cool and that
he's doing a fine job.
543
00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,106
Whoa!
544
00:21:30,107 --> 00:21:31,973
He said
make America great again,
545
00:21:31,974 --> 00:21:33,745
and he can't wait
till the president
546
00:21:33,746 --> 00:21:35,518
create some jobs in space.
547
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:39,680
Actually, I'm going to need
to speak with him one-on-one.
548
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:41,939
- No, no, no--
- You can't--
549
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:42,960
Go for Frost.
550
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,606
Yes.
551
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,714
He wants McDonald's.
Right now.
552
00:21:47,715 --> 00:21:48,740
Oh, no.
553
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,867
We got to go.
554
00:21:49,868 --> 00:21:52,737
Keep him here. We'll be back.
555
00:22:01,619 --> 00:22:03,299
He said fuck.
556
00:22:08,187 --> 00:22:09,609
Where the hell is Denise?
557
00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:20,170
Please rise
for the national anthem.
558
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:22,890
You look like
a political peppermint.
559
00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:26,010
Yeah, and why you got him
dressed like that?
560
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,850
Well, don't he look like
he love America?
561
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,029
And plus, I thought
562
00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,530
it would make them back off
a little bit.
563
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,970
Now they gonna think
the boy mute andblind.
564
00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:36,250
I can't believe
y'all dressed up for this man.
565
00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,489
See, that's what's
wrong with society.
566
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,050
We've normalized this bullshit.
567
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,230
You ain't lying.
568
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,210
Think about Denise
with that damn smoke alarm.
569
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,309
Exactly.
570
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:46,329
It's like their goal is
to hit us with so much noise
571
00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:47,229
that we can't even hear
572
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,650
how messed up
everything is anymore.
573
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:50,870
Yeah, that's true.
574
00:22:51,009 --> 00:22:53,365
It's almost like they want
us to forget what normal is.
575
00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:54,465
Hmm.
576
00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:55,649
It's kind of hard to forget
in this outfit.
577
00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:56,650
I feel stupid.
578
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,109
Well, hold up now,
579
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:02,038
'cause it's a very thin line
between stupid and patriotic.
580
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:10,650
What are you wearing, Denise?
581
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,530
Oh, fashion.
582
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,890
But you wouldn't know anything
about that, M-Men's Wearhouse.
583
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,950
Uh, this is Steve Harvey's
"Family Feud" collection,
584
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:21,110
thank you very much.
585
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,490
Survey says...
586
00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:26,450
both: Bad suit.
587
00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,509
How you hanging, Miguel?
588
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,069
I just want to go home,
to be honest.
589
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:35,170
I know, baby.
590
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:36,990
Hey,
we'll get this figured out.
591
00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:38,808
I don't understand
how deporting my parents
592
00:23:38,809 --> 00:23:40,110
is making America great.
593
00:23:40,490 --> 00:23:41,710
I guess that's all
I want to know.
594
00:23:42,809 --> 00:23:44,670
I don't mean to
be insensitive, Miguel,
595
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,469
but how come your parents
596
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:47,810
just didn't apply
for their citizenship?
597
00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:51,310
You being insensitive.
598
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:56,290
My parents did apply,
13 years ago when I was born.
599
00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,230
They still aren't done
with the process.
600
00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:00,170
This president is
just making it harder.
601
00:24:01,430 --> 00:24:03,210
You feel like
a jackass now, huh?
602
00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:06,490
Now, say you're sorry.
603
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,439
You know what
I'm gonna do, Miguel?
604
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,239
Just for you,
605
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,099
I am going to demand
606
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,279
that the president
bring your parents back.
607
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,040
Right after he pardons me.
608
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:31,860
Pardon me, Auntie, but, um,
you ain't getting no pardon.
609
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,920
Don't kill Denise's
dream like that.
610
00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:36,220
Thank you, Pat-Pat.
611
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,640
That's my damn job.
612
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,599
Miguel, don't worry
about any of this, okay?
613
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,859
You will find your family
again, I promise you.
614
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:44,860
That's right.
615
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,620
I just want to
be a normal kid.
616
00:24:46,759 --> 00:24:48,080
You are a normal kid, Miguel.
617
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160
You're human.
618
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,760
And the thing that
makes us human is love.
619
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,559
Yeah?
620
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,019
And that's the one thing
can't nobody ever take away.
621
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:02,489
That's right.
622
00:25:02,490 --> 00:25:05,770
The love your parents have for
you ain't going nowhere, baby.
623
00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:08,750
And neither is the love
you have for them.
624
00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:10,590
I know they can feel it,
no matter where they are.
625
00:25:11,029 --> 00:25:13,329
Hey, Miguel, I just got
off the phone with your aunt.
626
00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:14,229
Now, she's stuck in traffic
627
00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:15,449
because the president
is in town,
628
00:25:15,450 --> 00:25:16,450
but she said she's on her way.
629
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:18,190
Am I gonna have to beat
on the table until then?
630
00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:20,089
No, no, you ain't gonna
have to do none of that.
631
00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:21,090
I've heard enough.
632
00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:24,689
I can't be breaking bread
with no man who believes
633
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,690
in destroying families
like Miguel's.
634
00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:28,409
Yeah.
635
00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:29,889
I'm gonna call
this visit off now.
636
00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,286
Oh, thank God.
637
00:25:31,287 --> 00:25:33,390
♪ You will not be able
to stay home, brother ♪
638
00:25:33,391 --> 00:25:34,857
[Gil Scott-Heron's
639
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,699
"The Revolution Will Not Be
Televised" playing]
640
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,440
♪ You will not be able
to plug in ♪
641
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:39,754
♪ Turn on, and cop out ♪
642
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,527
Yeah, boy!
643
00:25:41,528 --> 00:25:43,905
♪ And skip out for beer
during commercials ♪
644
00:25:43,906 --> 00:25:48,094
♪ Because the revolution
will not be televised ♪
645
00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:49,793
I know why they
gave you a sentence.
646
00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:51,227
I know why they
gave you a sentence.
647
00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:52,662
Now, watch me do this.
648
00:25:54,549 --> 00:25:56,210
What the fuck are you doing?
649
00:25:56,349 --> 00:26:01,050
Get your dying chicken ass
over there!
650
00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:02,189
Girl!
651
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:05,830
All day, none of you guys
have been listening to me.
652
00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:08,828
So I decided
to protest through my art
653
00:26:08,829 --> 00:26:10,210
so y'all could
hear my frustrations.
654
00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:11,729
You know what?
655
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,950
I think we should hear her out,
656
00:26:13,329 --> 00:26:15,161
'cause I sure as hell don't
want to see that dance again.
657
00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:17,279
- Yeah.
- Sit down.
658
00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,028
Well, I just
got off the phone with my reps
659
00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:22,249
and I just let them know that
the president is not welcome
660
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,750
in this house today
or any other day.
661
00:26:23,869 --> 00:26:24,869
That's what
I'm talking about.
662
00:26:25,027 --> 00:26:27,412
That's amazing.
663
00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:28,770
Oh, my God.
664
00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:30,470
My dance must have worked.
665
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,669
It must have been this, huh?
Or this.
666
00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,190
Girl, what dance
you talking about?
667
00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:37,130
Dance?
Girl, I thought you had crabs.
668
00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:42,399
Dad, is your union
gonna be upset?
669
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:46,599
It doesn't matter, y'all.
Whatever happens gonna happen.
670
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,339
We'll figure it out, baby.
671
00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:50,158
I love you, baby.
Thank you.
672
00:26:50,159 --> 00:26:51,199
- Love you too.
- Yay.
673
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,965
I'm so proud of y'all.
That's what I'm talking about.
674
00:26:53,966 --> 00:26:54,979
- Appreciate--yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
675
00:26:55,861 --> 00:26:57,413
all:
♪ We shall overcome
676
00:26:57,414 --> 00:26:57,848
Soul clap.
677
00:26:57,849 --> 00:27:00,509
all:
♪ We shall overcome ♪
678
00:27:02,909 --> 00:27:05,469
♪ We shall overcome ♪
679
00:27:09,189 --> 00:27:12,089
Okay, no, no, no.
680
00:27:12,809 --> 00:27:13,839
Okay?
681
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,848
Who done overcame? Okay?
682
00:27:14,849 --> 00:27:15,929
Who done overcame?
683
00:27:18,109 --> 00:27:20,089
'Cause I ain't overcame
shit, okay?
684
00:27:20,549 --> 00:27:24,129
This was supposed to be my time
for financial security.
685
00:27:25,349 --> 00:27:27,829
Damn, y'all. Now what I got?
686
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:30,709
I oughta be
scratching scratchers.
687
00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:31,829
Fucking scratchers.
688
00:27:32,289 --> 00:27:35,169
Over here,
scratching scratchers.
689
00:27:38,209 --> 00:27:40,289
all:
♪ She shall overcome
690
00:27:41,629 --> 00:27:42,629
What you saying now?
691
00:27:43,389 --> 00:27:44,459
all: ♪ She shall overcome ♪
692
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,282
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
693
00:27:48,283 --> 00:27:50,282
Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody--
everybody calm down.
694
00:27:50,283 --> 00:27:51,710
All right?
- Didn't you call it off?
695
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,068
No, baby. Just calm down.
696
00:27:53,069 --> 00:27:54,469
We gonna be fine, all right?
697
00:28:01,069 --> 00:28:02,569
Hello. Who are you?
698
00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:04,508
Hi, I'm looking
for Brandon James.
699
00:28:04,509 --> 00:28:06,509
- Hi. Ay, mijo.
- Oh!
700
00:28:11,549 --> 00:28:13,029
I'm so happy you're safe.
701
00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:15,769
I don't know what I would
have done if I lost you.
702
00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,970
They were really nice to me.
703
00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:24,210
Yeah?
704
00:28:25,549 --> 00:28:28,829
Thank you, Mr. James,
for taking care of him.
705
00:28:30,949 --> 00:28:31,668
Seriously.
706
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,310
I can't thank
all of you enough.
707
00:28:33,930 --> 00:28:36,430
No problem.
Look, so what happens now?
708
00:28:36,869 --> 00:28:38,269
We prove his citizenship.
709
00:28:39,089 --> 00:28:41,129
I have all his documents,
thank God.
710
00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,649
Some kids don't even know
their status.
711
00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:47,048
ICE would have detained Miguel
for God knows how long
712
00:28:47,049 --> 00:28:48,049
without these papers.
713
00:28:49,289 --> 00:28:52,389
Thank you.
Thank you all so much.
714
00:28:53,869 --> 00:28:54,869
Of course, baby.
715
00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:57,710
Us Black and brown people
got to stick together.
716
00:28:58,190 --> 00:28:59,190
Absolutely.
717
00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:04,850
Wait a minute.
718
00:29:05,149 --> 00:29:06,230
You didn't vote for him,
did you?
719
00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:07,409
Oh, hells no!
720
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,329
Well, we stick
together then, baby.
721
00:29:10,609 --> 00:29:12,688
And if you need me
to hide anybody else,
722
00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:13,889
just tell your people we here.
723
00:29:13,992 --> 00:29:16,386
Okay.
724
00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,829
What are you wearing?
- Fashion.
725
00:29:20,110 --> 00:29:22,389
Ah, thank you.
Vámonos.
726
00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:24,669
- Bye, Miguel.
- Bye, Miguel.
727
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,528
Be safe.
728
00:29:27,529 --> 00:29:28,529
Bye, Miguel.
729
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:32,897
Bye, Miguel.
- Auntie.
730
00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:35,148
It's--it's okay.
It's real emotional, Auntie.
731
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,149
Just let it out.
732
00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:40,589
I'm not crying about them.
733
00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:44,339
Yeah, I was crying
because, like,
734
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:47,188
nobody acts like
I wasn't about to get a pardon.
735
00:29:47,189 --> 00:29:48,309
Oh, my God. Girl.
736
00:29:50,169 --> 00:29:52,529
And then I was
gonna get a business loan.
737
00:29:53,949 --> 00:29:56,059
And I was gonna expand my--
738
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,048
my business and everything,
Pat-Pat.
739
00:29:58,049 --> 00:29:59,733
You know that?
740
00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:04,646
But now I'm gonna--
just gonna be scratching.
741
00:30:04,647 --> 00:30:08,088
I'm just scratching.
742
00:30:08,089 --> 00:30:10,230
It's always fucking scratching.
743
00:30:13,049 --> 00:30:15,047
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay!
744
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:19,503
I done won $100! Hey!
745
00:30:19,504 --> 00:30:20,989
Tariffs.
746
00:30:20,990 --> 00:30:21,950
Bitch.
747
00:30:35,815 --> 00:30:37,766
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
748
00:30:37,853 --> 00:30:39,629
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
749
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,201
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
750
00:30:41,202 --> 00:30:43,152
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
751
00:30:43,153 --> 00:30:45,075
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
752
00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,794
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
753
00:30:46,795 --> 00:30:49,501
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
754
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:53,900
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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