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Y'all ever heard the saying,
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"If you know better,
you will do better"?
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But all it takes is that
one right person to tell you
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to do the wrong damn thing.
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Now you out here looking
like a fucking fool.
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Like when your friend told you
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that tight-ass suit
looked good.
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Now you at the club with
the sleeves so fucking tight,
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y'all, look like
a blood pressure cuff.
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Get some scissors
and cut that shit off.
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Let's get
this fucking show started.
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♪ We don't need
to have a lot of money ♪
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♪ To have us a real good time ♪
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♪ And we ain't gotta
leave in the morning ♪
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♪ The whole day,
just you and I ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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Oh, Te--oh, oh, oh.
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Terry?
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I'ma need you to stop
making babies with Casper.
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Oh.
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What the hell
are you wearing, baby?
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Oh, babe,
James is coming to visit.
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This is our outfit for
my singing duo back in the day.
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Ahh.
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And why does it say
"WAP" on it?
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You got a pussy in your pocket?
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Well, now, Denise,
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you know when me
and James get together,
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we got to hit our...
♪ Doo-wap! ♪
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See what I'm saying?
He bring the "DOO,"
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I bring the "WAP."
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So you're just gonna let
your husband walk around
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with "WAP" on his jacket?
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Look, I was "WAP"
before Cardi B, OK?
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Oh, my God.
You're making it worse.
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Oh, shh.
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Listen, listen, I need y'all
ladies to help me clean up, OK?
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'Cause I plan on beating James
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in the chili cook-off
tonight, yeah?
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Uh--oh, hell no.
I'm not feeling good.
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My gallbladder fucking up.
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And so--it hurt really bad.
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I ain't gonna be able
to do that.
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Oh, my--
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if it ain't the girl
who cried gallbladder.
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I ain't cleaning shit up
for Terry's friend, OK?
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And why I gotta clean
when James is so dirty?
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Whoa, whoa, who's dirty?
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What you talking about?
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You know she ain't
never liked James.
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Oh, don't start
with that, Denise.
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That man has always been
a creepy-peepy-ass nigga.
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My friend ain't
no creepier than you.
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I am not a creep.
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I'm a freak.
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What's the difference?
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Well, freak is
only gonna freak
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when they feel like freakin'.
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But a creep?
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He gon' creep even if
he creepin' by peekin'.
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So you're saying
James is a creep
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and I just missed it
for 30 years?
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Come on, Denise.
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James is like damn family.
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And family be the worst ones.
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Hey, look,
James used to get messed up
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a lot back in the day,
but he's sober now.
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He's settled down.
He got married.
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He even got kids.
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Some ugly-ass kids, too.
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Ah.
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That's probably him.
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Denise, please try
to be nice this weekend, yes?
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Terry, just open
the damn door.
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All right.
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- Terry!
- James!
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both: ♪ I'm cool ♪
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♪ And you're cool,
and we're cool ♪
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Ha!
- That's my boy, Doo!
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That's my nigga, "WAP"!
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both: ♪ Doo-wap! ♪
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Oh, I wish I would have
died in the hospital.
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♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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All right,
ladies and gentlemen.
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On my left, the returning
chili-weight champ,
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Terry Carson!
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Yeah, that's my daddy.
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And on my right, the very
dark-skinned Gordon Ramsay,
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fresh off his TV win,
James Freeman!
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What he do!
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Now, y'all just wait
till y'all taste
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this new seasoning mix I put
together for the restaurant,
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Magic Moist Mix.
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Shit so wet, make you
wanna slip the condom off.
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Brandon, how are we doing
on the vegetables?
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I say we're coming along
pretty well.
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I said, how are we
doing on vegetables, Private?
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Almost there, sir!
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"Almost" gets men killed
in war, soldier!
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What happened?
What?
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We just died
because you ain't
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cut them peppers fast enough.
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How did you die?
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Are you crying, Private?
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Oh, no, it's the onions.
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You know, sometime
I think we should send
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Junebug ass to military school.
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I live with you.
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I go to war every day.
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Say, Junebug,
what's this I hear
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about you being
on house arrest?
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It's a long story.
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Get your fucking foot
off my table.
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And it's not a long story.
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This dummy got drunk,
stole my car, and wrecked it.
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The end.
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What was you thinking, boy?
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Probably the same thing
you be thinking
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when you get sloppy drunk.
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Denise.
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Well, I've been sober
for six years now, baby.
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Then why you brought
that bottle of wine?
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It's for the chili recipe.
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Well, wouldn't a sober nigga
make sober chili?
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- Boom!
- Oh, look at that!
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Junebug won.
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No, the fuck he did.
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Count it again!
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Fuck you get so good
at dominoes, lil nigga?
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You left me in jail
for two days.
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I'm a goon now.
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So how's it feel
to be famous, Uncle James?
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He ain't famous.
He just cook on TV.
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Uh, it's a hit TV show, Pat.
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Yeah.
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He's a big TikTok chef,
too, Ma.
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I see Unc all up and down
my timeline.
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The ladies love him.
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Them bitches just be hungry.
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You know, I love my fans,
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but you got to be
careful nowadays.
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They always in my DMs
talking about
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they got a chili bean
I can flick.
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Chili bean?
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That's the clit, Mom.
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Who--who said that?
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See, that's why I let
my wife run my social media,
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just so I don't get
in no trouble.
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Huh, smart.
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Kind of like a certified
coochie repellent.
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Man, I'm happy to see
that you're doing so well.
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You know, if this was
back in the day,
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you would have handled all this
success much differently, huh?
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Whoo!
Who you tellin'?
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You know, I'm just grateful
that God let me grow
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into a new and improved man.
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Bullshit!
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Oh, my God, Brandon,
are you shaking black pepper?
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And so let's end here
for today.
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How about we continue
to delve into "All About Love"
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for one more week, since this
seems to be a class favorite?
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Oh, my God.
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Is there something wrong,
Ms. Carson?
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Uh, no.
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Nothing's wrong.
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OK, it's just,
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if Black women's literature
is as expansive
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as you say it is,
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then why have we only been
focusing on bell hooks?
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- Oop!
- You don't like bell hooks?
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I love bell hooks.
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It's just, I thought
we would have moved on by now.
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OK.
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You care to share what we
should have moved on to?
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- Oop!
- Yeah, sure.
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How about Adrienne Maree Brown?
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Mm, Christina Sharpe?
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You mean
contemporary writers?
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I mean cutting edge,
progressive, the now.
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Look, we shouldn't be
limited to social media,
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surface levels
of Black literature.
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I know that's right.
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Oh, it's not that moment? OK.
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Look, I'm not trying
to make a scene, OK?
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I'm just saying we deserve--
- Class dismissed.
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Except you, Ms. Carson.
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Look, you're still gon'
help me write my paper
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if he kick you out, right?
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Kick me out?
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Bye, Mr. Fine.
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I mean, Mr. DeWalt.
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Professor, I am so sorry
if I was out of line.
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I really didn't mean
any disrespect.
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I'll just send it
in an email next time.
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I'm sorry.
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Have a good day.
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You know, I like
the way you think, Ms. Carson.
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Say what now?
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I said,
I like the way you think.
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You see, most of my students,
they take my class now,
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and they just stare
and watch me talk.
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I needed that feedback,
so thank you.
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Also, you mentioned a lot
of really great authors.
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If you don't mind, I would love
a few more suggestions.
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You can start at the beginning.
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Ms. Carson?
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Ms. Carson!
- Ooh.
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I'm sorry.
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God stopped time for a moment.
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Um, uh, sorry.
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What were you saying?
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- Authors.
- Authors.
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Authors, right, right.
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What's up, y'all?
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It's your favorite chef,
here with my favorite family.
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Say hey, Pat.
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What's up, y'all?
It's Ms. Pat.
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And I'm Goonbug.
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You know, I'm fresh out--
- Hey, shut up.
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There ain't nothing
goon about you.
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All right, everybody.
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Light the ceremonial flame.
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together: ♪ Chili Bowl ♪
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♪ Chili
Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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Shut the--hey!
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Look here, Chili Vanilli.
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Shut the fuck up.
I'm hungry.
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Do we have to wear
these blindfolds?
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Yeah, I like to see
what I'm putting in my mouth.
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both: Since when?
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All right, y'all,
just bring it on,
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'cause we already know
who gonna win.
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Terry, because my
brother-in-law makes
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the best chili in the state.
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And ain't no TikTok chef
gonna make me change my mind.
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Silence!
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Let the tasting begin.
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Pat, you're up first.
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Make me proud, baby.
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Hey, no interference.
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- All right.
- Where the bowl at?
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Where the bowl at?
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Give it--give it to me.
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I--I can do it.
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- Put it in my mouth.
- Here.
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The fuck are you doing?
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What the fuck are you feeling
about my ears for?
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Hold still.
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OK, would y'all
just come the fuck on?
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All right, stop,
stop, stop, stop!
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I got it.
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Damn!
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All right, Ma.
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- Yes, son.
- Here's A.
256
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,792
OK.
257
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,620
Mm, oh.
258
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,481
Uh-huh.
All right.
259
00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:29,000
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, here is B.
260
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:33,792
Which one's your favorite?
261
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,274
B.
No.
262
00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,655
A. Maybe--
263
00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:37,792
Hold on.
Stop right there!
264
00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,000
You got that?
- I got it.
265
00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:40,757
- Junebug, you up next.
- All right.
266
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:43,136
Aww, you remember this,
Junebug?
267
00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:45,619
I used to feed you
like a wittle baby.
268
00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,412
OK, you're
embarrassing yourself.
269
00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:49,965
Give me the spoon.
270
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,275
Here's A.
271
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,516
- OK.
- All right?
272
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,309
- Next.
- Cool.
273
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,654
Yep.
274
00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:06,861
Here.
275
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:08,517
This is B.
276
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:21,172
B.
277
00:11:21,275 --> 00:11:22,723
Oh.
278
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,205
Mm, yeah.
279
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,689
Denise, take us home.
280
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,205
You know I will, T.
281
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:28,517
All right, Auntie.
282
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,861
OK. Come on.
283
00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,757
Here's your spoon.
284
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,895
Here is A.
285
00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:36,033
Right here. Right here.
OK, almost there.
286
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:37,862
Right--
287
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,930
Oh!
288
00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,688
That damn sure ain't it.
289
00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,241
Uh-uh.
That's nasty.
290
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,724
All right.
291
00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:56,102
Well, uh, here's B.
292
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,344
Right there, right there.
293
00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,688
OK.
294
00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:00,068
All right.
295
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,413
Ooh, that's meat.
296
00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:09,103
Mm-hmm.
297
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,274
Boom!
298
00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,757
That's the one!
299
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,102
OK, now that--
300
00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,516
I know my brother-in-law's
chili anywhere.
301
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,447
OK, B, Your Honor.
302
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:18,550
Uncle James wins.
303
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,550
- Yeah! Ha!
- What the--what the--
304
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,378
now, what the hell
is going on here?
305
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,826
I thought that was Terry's.
306
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,067
Oh, come on, Denise.
307
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:26,619
You always liked my chili.
308
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,136
It's OK if you want
your own bowl.
309
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,343
Nigga, don't touch me.
310
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,412
Whoa.
311
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:32,792
My bad.
312
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,586
You act like I put
a thumb in your ass.
313
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:37,655
Unless that's your thing.
314
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,275
OK, Terry,
you better get your boy
315
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:43,033
before he find
a foot in his ass.
316
00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,792
Look, y'all,
can we just please
317
00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:48,585
eat chili and get the itis
like a real fucking family?
318
00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,689
I just lost my appetite.
319
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:56,102
Do you always do squats
at bedtime?
320
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,792
Girl, my daddy ain't about
to give me no money for no BBL.
321
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,551
And these girls ain't
about to out-ass me, so--
322
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,688
Janelle, what you
over there grinning for?
323
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,136
What, you got a CashApp?
324
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,033
No.
325
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,655
A man?
326
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:15,033
Girl, hey!
327
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,034
Hey!
328
00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:17,447
This Professor DeWalt.
329
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,619
I know.
330
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,826
Girl!
331
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:21,964
This Professor Fine,
Professor DeWalt.
332
00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:23,516
I know!
333
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,723
Bitch.
334
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,792
What y'all be talking about
up in here?
335
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,378
Politics. Art as activism.
336
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,171
Girl, yeah,
'cause them messages drier
337
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,413
than a cracker
at a crouton concert.
338
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,034
Why you ain't putting
the moves on him?
339
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,516
It's clear he like
talking to you.
340
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,171
Girl, I'm not
about to mess up
341
00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:42,344
my whole college career getting
freaky with my professor.
342
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,033
You ain't gonna
mess nothing up.
343
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,688
You is a grown-ass woman.
344
00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:47,999
And besides,
he practically our age.
345
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,102
If Professor DeWalt was
texting me like that
346
00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:51,895
this late at night--
347
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:56,309
It'd be DeWall, DeTable,
348
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,827
DeShowers, everyday all day.
349
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,241
Ugh. DeNasty.
350
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,240
Girl, don't.
351
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,241
Do not. What are you--
- Here.
352
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,448
- What--
- Send him this.
353
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:09,241
You want me
to ask him on a date?
354
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,895
It's breakfast, Janelle.
355
00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:12,240
Yeah, off campus.
356
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:13,619
Exactly.
357
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,205
You can see what he's giving,
get a feel of things.
358
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:17,861
I don't know.
359
00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,931
Or you could just send him
a picture of your feet.
360
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:21,516
My feet?
361
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,274
Girl.
362
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,931
I feel like Professor be into
little freaky shit like that.
363
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,724
I'll stick to the breakfast.
364
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:30,343
That's my girl.
365
00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:36,931
All right, I might as well
manifest a BBL as well.
366
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,309
Faith without works
is dead, girl.
367
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:46,412
What he say?
368
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:49,379
Bitch.
369
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:53,619
DeWall, DeTable...
370
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,965
both: DeShowers.
371
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:02,309
Man, I never thought
we'd be the old dudes
372
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:05,792
unbuttoning our pants
so our guts could breathe.
373
00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,999
Well, speak for yourself.
374
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,965
Oh, you not?
375
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,516
No, I'm not.
376
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,999
'Cause I got on them sweatpants
that look like real jeans.
377
00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:17,654
Ooh.
378
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,516
Hey, look, man,
I'm sorry about Denise.
379
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,136
I know you just be
trying to be friendly,
380
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,137
but, uh, take it a little easy
on the jokes, man.
381
00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:25,516
I mean, come on.
382
00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:27,344
The thumb thing, bro?
383
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,688
Don't tell me
you're going soft on me.
384
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,516
- Oh, man.
- They just jokes.
385
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:31,964
You married a comedian.
- Hey, hey, hey.
386
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,412
I'm just saying.
387
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,309
I know it made her feel
uncomfortable, huh?
388
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,654
Should I apologize?
389
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,344
I ain't mean nothing by it.
- All right.
390
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:39,723
You know me
better than anybody.
391
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,240
I'm a people person,
and sometimes people take that
392
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,172
and twist it into something
it ain't.
393
00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:48,826
That's actually, uh,
394
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:50,309
what I wanted to talk
to you about.
395
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,344
Ah.
396
00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:52,862
See, I knew you weren't
coming here
397
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:55,585
to just get your behind whooped
in the Chili Bowl, huh?
398
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,412
What's up?
399
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:59,033
You remember Private Burns?
400
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,309
Private Burns?
401
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,585
You mean Stephanie?
402
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,826
Yeah, whatever,
Private Burns.
403
00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,895
She was ranked beneath us.
Anyway--
404
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,862
Man, we used to hang out
with her all the time.
405
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,412
Man, she good people.
406
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,378
Hey, remember how
she used to knit them,
407
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:12,481
uh, warm pairs of socks
when our feet would get cold?
408
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,861
She's saying I raped her.
409
00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:15,516
- She what?
- Terry.
410
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,550
What you--
what you talking about, man?
411
00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:19,551
She said it happened
back in '95.
412
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:23,033
I think she seen me on TV,
figured I had some money.
413
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,412
I'm sure she probably needs it,
414
00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:26,136
but I don't know why
she going this route.
415
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,068
I just know
if the shit come out,
416
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,171
it could jeopardize
everything I got going on.
417
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:31,551
Man. Man, money.
418
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,206
It make good people do
some desperate things, man.
419
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,412
But Stephanie?
420
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,723
I mean, boy, that sounds crazy.
421
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:37,481
You know the world
we live in, man.
422
00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:39,378
It don't even matter
if it's true.
423
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,205
People just take shit
and run with it.
424
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,654
Yeah,
especially with Black men.
425
00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:45,688
So what the hell
you gonna do, man?
426
00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:46,930
Well, I talked to my lawyer.
427
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:48,550
He did mention something
that would help.
428
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,240
Like what?
429
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:53,481
The deposition is at
the Army base in a few days.
430
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:54,895
Mm-hmm.
431
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,895
I need you to be a character
witness for me, Terry.
432
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,723
Please.
It'd mean a lot.
433
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:01,964
Oh, of course I got you, man.
434
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:04,999
I'm the "DOO,"
and you the "WAP."
435
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,102
Denise don't make me
wanna be the "WAP" no more.
436
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,378
Try.
437
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,655
Good morning, good dick.
438
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:22,275
What crawled up your ass
and took a big shit?
439
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,895
Where's James?
440
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:25,895
Oh, he and Brandon went
to go get donuts.
441
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,481
And what's wrong with you?
442
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,723
Pat, you ain't gonna
believe this, but--
443
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,136
- Dad--
- I--
444
00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:32,136
Ma, did y'all see this?
445
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,619
See what?
446
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,619
Would you stop
showing people them videos
447
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,344
of Sexyy Red twerking
on Frederick Douglass?
448
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,619
It's of Uncle James.
449
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:44,482
Some woman on TikTok's saying
he sexually assaulted her.
450
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:48,136
Whoa, Junebug, you don't know
the whole story.
451
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:51,412
I don't, but the women in
the comments section seem to.
452
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:52,792
Boom!
453
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,757
I told y'all not to doubt
my creep nigga Spidey senses.
454
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:56,930
Wait, wait, wait.
455
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,274
All this is getting
out of hand, OK?
456
00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,964
It's his business.
All right?
457
00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:01,999
I don't want to turn this
into a family thing.
458
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,654
Well, it's on
the internet now, Terry.
459
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:04,895
It's everybody damn business.
460
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,240
And look at this shit.
461
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,171
It says he out there
grabbing bitches by the pussy
462
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,689
like the president.
463
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:14,343
Can y'all just
give me a minute
464
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,344
to organize my thoughts, please?
465
00:18:16,448 --> 00:18:18,137
Yeah. Go organize them.
466
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,412
What happened
to giving me a minute?
467
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,344
It's been a minute in Africa.
468
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,067
T, these comments are crazy.
469
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:39,827
It's a lady on here saying that
he sniffed her hair so hard,
470
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,930
her lace start lifting.
471
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,205
Dang.
472
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000
Uncle James be getting high
off dandruff?
473
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,757
What we need to do, Terry,
474
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,206
is find out what the fuck
is going on.
475
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:56,171
Can y'all let me
handle it, please?
476
00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:57,447
I'm gonna let you handle it.
477
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,068
You out here raping bitches?
478
00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:09,102
Girl, if you don't stop
pulling on my skirt like that--
479
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:10,378
I look like a clown.
480
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:12,205
You look like a bad bitch.
481
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,895
Janelle.
482
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,688
Ja--Janelle.
- Huh?
483
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,343
Girl, just go in there
and be yourself.
484
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:20,757
- Myself?
- No.
485
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,724
You need to go in there
and be a next Top Model.
486
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:25,274
Top Model? OK.
487
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:26,826
Oh, no, baby,
we was rooting for you.
488
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,241
We was all rooting for you.
Just go.
489
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,412
Oh.
490
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,378
Ms. Carson, hey.
- Hi.
491
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,103
- Let me get that for you.
- Thanks.
492
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,586
Of course.
493
00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:37,102
Oh, wow.
494
00:19:37,103 --> 00:19:40,620
Yeah, I, uh, got a few
different things for us to try.
495
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:42,068
Might have got
a little carried away.
496
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:43,930
No. It's great.
497
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:46,964
I wanted to gain
freshman 15 all in one meal.
498
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,136
The guy in front of me got
499
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:52,309
the last macadamia nut cookie
I wanted you to try.
500
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,758
I, uh, should have tackled him.
501
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:56,550
I'll get it for you
next time, though.
502
00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,585
Yeah.
503
00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,585
So talk to me.
504
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,826
How are you enjoying
Hansberry so far?
505
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,550
Uh, it's actually easier
than expected.
506
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,378
I mean, not--
507
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,412
not your class, of course.
508
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:12,171
It's OK.
509
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:15,378
You are definitely one
of the most well-read students
510
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,620
I've ever had.
511
00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,033
Well, I am the nerd
in my family.
512
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:20,516
I can see that.
513
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:21,586
Hey.
514
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,103
Excuse me.
515
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:27,033
Listen, you do know
that it's OK to relax
516
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:30,550
and have some fun
from time to time, right?
517
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:31,758
Yeah.
518
00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:34,379
I've--I've heard that before.
519
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:39,447
"We've been raised to fear
the 'yes' within ourselves,
520
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,448
our deepest cravings."
521
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:45,240
Audre Lorde,
"Uses of the Erotic."
522
00:20:45,241 --> 00:20:46,688
That's one of my titles. Wow.
523
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,757
Mm-hmm.
524
00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:51,619
Thanks for actually
listening, Professor.
525
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,895
Oh, when we're off campus,
you can call me Chris.
526
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,241
Oh.
527
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,378
Chris.
528
00:20:57,379 --> 00:20:58,655
OK.
529
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:03,136
Um, well, Chris,
I do have a question.
530
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,447
OK.
531
00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,343
Is this a date?
532
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:07,999
Oh.
Oh, my God. I--
533
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,688
Oh, is that a date?
534
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,862
Is that--wow,
I think that's a date.
535
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:14,930
And that's what I--
536
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:16,999
uh, OK.
537
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,826
Whew.
538
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,723
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
539
00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:22,171
What are you doing?
540
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:25,205
I figured
that we could split it.
541
00:21:25,206 --> 00:21:26,862
I'm a big boy, Janelle.
542
00:21:26,965 --> 00:21:29,862
I always pay for my, uh, dates.
543
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,034
Your money's no good here.
544
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,171
Come on,
give me them donuts, James,
545
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:44,344
before you be touching
them holes too.
546
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:52,378
OK, what's--what's--
547
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,103
what's going on?
548
00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:03,378
It's Sexyy Red
and Frederick Douglass?
549
00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:05,413
Scroll up.
550
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,619
Hey, Ma, why are you saying
that stuff about Uncle James?
551
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,103
Did somebody get SA'd?
552
00:22:09,206 --> 00:22:10,895
Brandon, ain't nobody
writing no damn essay.
553
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,585
I asked him who he been raping.
554
00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:17,067
And the answer is everybody.
555
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:19,274
No, SA stands
for sexual assault.
556
00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:20,516
Sheila taught me that.
557
00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:22,585
You can't just go around
saying rape anymore.
558
00:22:22,586 --> 00:22:23,895
Fuck that.
I've been raped.
559
00:22:23,896 --> 00:22:25,412
I call it what it is, rape.
560
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,826
I've been shot, too.
561
00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:28,378
And I say a nigga got shot.
562
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:31,067
Y'all, please,
563
00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:32,757
give me and James the room.
564
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,412
No, Terry.
We wanna hear this shit--
565
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,861
Pat, baby, please.
566
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,586
See?
567
00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:46,309
I get a little bit of success.
568
00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:48,550
Now everybody coming
out of the woodwork.
569
00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:50,033
See how they do Black men?
570
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,930
So all those women
looking for a money grab?
571
00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,412
Man, in this economy?
572
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,758
Hell yeah.
- I'm serious.
573
00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:57,895
Come on, Terry, you know me.
574
00:22:57,896 --> 00:23:00,240
Apparently I don't.
575
00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:02,482
So what, now you believe
in all these women
576
00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:03,965
and--and Stephanie?
577
00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,136
Over me?
578
00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:06,481
Stephanie wasn't crazy, man.
579
00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:08,309
That was our friend, James,
to both of us.
580
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,481
Huh?
581
00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:11,137
How come she quit
coming around, man?
582
00:23:11,241 --> 00:23:13,136
What the hell you mean?
583
00:23:13,137 --> 00:23:15,516
The three of us were
inseparable.
584
00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:16,965
We ate meals together.
585
00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:18,999
We--we cut loose together.
586
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,481
And it seems like
after y'all hooked up,
587
00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:23,930
she just got ghost.
588
00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:25,274
How come?
589
00:23:25,275 --> 00:23:27,931
I don't know.
Maybe 'cause she was a ho.
590
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,862
Once she got the dick from me,
591
00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:32,447
she moved over
to the next warm bed.
592
00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,551
That'd be my guess.
593
00:23:34,655 --> 00:23:37,240
That's not what you said
at the time, James.
594
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,481
What are you talking about?
595
00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,654
That's exactly what I said.
596
00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,343
No, you didn't.
597
00:23:41,344 --> 00:23:44,274
You said that you two stopped
598
00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:46,619
because you started
seeing another woman.
599
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,896
Hmm?
600
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,240
You know, we were all thinking,
you know what?
601
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:51,964
Mm, that's crazy that
she would stop talking to us
602
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:54,136
just because they weren't
working out together no more.
603
00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:56,033
Come on, Terry.
604
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,655
You know how these bitches are.
605
00:24:00,827 --> 00:24:03,310
James,
did you rape Stephanie?
606
00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,585
Wow.
607
00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:08,205
I thought we were
stronger than this.
608
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:11,103
Answer the damn question!
609
00:24:11,206 --> 00:24:13,620
I ain't rape nobody.
610
00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:15,136
We had a lot to drink
that night, but--
611
00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:16,275
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
612
00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:17,758
So what you saying,
you were drunk?
613
00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:19,723
'Cause you know
how you'd get aggressive
614
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:20,895
when you used to drink.
615
00:24:20,896 --> 00:24:22,792
I'm not that person anymore!
616
00:24:22,793 --> 00:24:24,412
But you did something!
617
00:24:24,413 --> 00:24:26,447
You gotta own up to it,
brother!
618
00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:28,378
You wasn't talking
like this last night.
619
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,792
We agreed.
620
00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:32,585
I agreed before I found out
what the truth was.
621
00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:34,585
OK, so now you're
not gonna help me
622
00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:36,344
'cause of some hoes on TikTok?
623
00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:44,102
I would never take someone
else's word over yours, Terry.
624
00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,310
We brothers.
625
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,241
A man holds his brothers
accountable.
626
00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:58,931
Nigga--
627
00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:01,688
I'm the man that put his life
on the line for you
628
00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,620
more times than either
one of us can count.
629
00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:11,136
We're family,
like a giant tree,
630
00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:14,448
branching out across the sky.
631
00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,448
She's lying, Terry.
632
00:25:21,448 --> 00:25:24,310
You're letting these women
get to you, man.
633
00:25:24,413 --> 00:25:26,654
I knew it was going downhill
when you told me
634
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,344
you started gardening and shit.
635
00:25:28,448 --> 00:25:31,275
Everybody like
fresh tomatoes, bitch.
636
00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:35,757
You gonna throw away 30 years
of friendship over this?
637
00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:37,448
Huh?
638
00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:41,206
Man, fuck you, Terry.
639
00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:48,241
There's much more worse people
in this world than me.
640
00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:51,102
Denise,
you always been screwed up.
641
00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:53,481
- Nigga--
- Hold on now.
642
00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:55,481
- And Pat--
- Hey.
643
00:25:55,482 --> 00:25:57,723
It's not my fault
you let some nigga rape you.
644
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,137
Hey!
645
00:26:00,241 --> 00:26:01,724
Wait a mother--
646
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,550
Oh, fuck, man.
OK. OK, brother.
647
00:26:10,551 --> 00:26:11,861
Get the fuck away
from my family.
648
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,551
- OK.
- Yeah, OK.
649
00:26:17,172 --> 00:26:19,240
Yeah, fuck you niggas.
- Say what?
650
00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:20,758
What'd you say?
Hey. Come on.
651
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:38,895
Well, guess I gotta put
that vest to rest, huh?
652
00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:41,240
Ooh, Terry, the way you
whooped that nigga ass, baby,
653
00:26:41,241 --> 00:26:43,412
it was sexy as hell.
- I know.
654
00:26:43,413 --> 00:26:45,550
I might go ahead
and clip your toenails tonight.
655
00:26:45,551 --> 00:26:47,034
Shit.
656
00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:49,378
Ma, please, OK?
657
00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:52,757
Some of us are trying to enjoy
our predator chili in peace.
658
00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:55,412
But, Terry, he was the "DOO,"
659
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,068
and you was
the WAP-WAP-WAP, WAP, WAP,
660
00:26:57,172 --> 00:26:58,206
WAP-WAP-WAP, WAP, WAP.
661
00:26:58,310 --> 00:27:00,309
WAP-WAP-WAP, WAP.
662
00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:03,136
Man, I hate we had
to jump Uncle James, man.
663
00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:04,516
I'm really gonna
miss his chili.
664
00:27:04,517 --> 00:27:05,999
Do we hate him now?
665
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,550
Hey, Brandon, there ain't no
hate up in this family, man.
666
00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:10,792
There's too much hate in
the world as it is, you know?
667
00:27:10,793 --> 00:27:13,102
Sometimes you just
gotta let people go.
668
00:27:13,103 --> 00:27:16,930
Man, I bet he gonna
pay these women to go away
669
00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:20,343
and ain't gon' learn
a damn thing.
670
00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:22,309
Denise, I owe you an apology.
671
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:25,482
Yep, you tried to check me
about James's behavior
672
00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:28,413
for years, and I ain't
never listened to you.
673
00:27:28,517 --> 00:27:30,654
I am sorry, sis.
674
00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:32,481
It's all right, T.
675
00:27:32,482 --> 00:27:35,550
I just really want these women
to find some peace.
676
00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:37,241
Baby, she gonna get
a piece of that TV money.
677
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,102
I bet he's not even
gonna go to jail.
678
00:27:40,103 --> 00:27:41,309
Nope.
679
00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:42,861
That's why I'm about
to write these reviews
680
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,619
on his restaurant Yelp page,
681
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:48,033
saying that he put his dick
and his balls in the food.
682
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,240
Ooh, Terry, make me
some of that chili.
683
00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:51,654
Ooh, let's get
to cooking now.
684
00:27:54,931 --> 00:27:57,137
- Y'all just--
- I can't eat no more.
685
00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:59,274
I'm done. This--
686
00:27:59,275 --> 00:28:02,379
Nigga, dick-and-ball chili
is how you got here.
687
00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:05,964
What's wrong?
688
00:28:05,965 --> 00:28:09,343
"I'm going to write fire
689
00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:13,481
"until it comes out of my ears,
my eyes,
690
00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:16,343
"my nose holes, everywhere.
691
00:28:16,344 --> 00:28:20,482
I'm going to go out
like a fucking meteor."
692
00:28:20,586 --> 00:28:22,619
Audre Lorde.
693
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,378
Bars.
694
00:28:24,379 --> 00:28:26,964
Until next time, please--
695
00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:30,310
hey, please hand in
your responses on time.
696
00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:32,516
You too.
On time.
697
00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:34,999
Audre Lorde.
That's your girl.
698
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,033
See?
He do like you for real.
699
00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:39,482
Now go give him
that cookie you got him.
700
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:50,000
So I did good, huh?
701
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,034
What, your job?
702
00:28:51,137 --> 00:28:52,171
What, you want a cookie?
703
00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:53,826
Actually, yes, huh?
704
00:28:53,827 --> 00:28:56,240
Huh.
705
00:28:56,241 --> 00:28:57,516
You--what?
706
00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:58,688
- Hold on.
- You got a--
707
00:28:58,689 --> 00:28:59,757
OK.
Hold on.
708
00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:01,620
Stop.
709
00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:05,999
Nah.
710
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,586
They had the macadamia nut?
711
00:29:07,689 --> 00:29:09,413
They had the macadamia nut.
712
00:29:09,517 --> 00:29:11,274
- Wow.
- Yeah.
713
00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:12,550
That's sweet.
714
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,551
Thank you.
715
00:29:14,655 --> 00:29:16,206
Oh, Janelle.
716
00:29:17,517 --> 00:29:20,930
"Fear of our desires
keeps them suspect
717
00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:23,206
and indiscriminately powerful."
718
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,481
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
719
00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,516
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
720
00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,378
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
721
00:29:48,379 --> 00:29:50,688
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
722
00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,964
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
723
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,999
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
724
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,999
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
725
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:03,344
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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